800 288 two three hundred-edition
Screaming at the pussy. Going brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr in the pussy. Whispering to the pussy.
>>219897379I have received word from the /cum/ discord that a Canadian has been unjustly banned in this general.
>>219897379Alyssa Liu is my girlfriend
>>219897416her last name rhymes with poo
>>219897412>/cum/ discordHow many of these exist btw?
>>219897412Is the /cum/cord goon sesh still happening?
>>2198974272, as far as I know
Just ate some Chef Boyardee, got chicken sausages in ze oven.
>>219897435
I've got my "sausage" in your mom's oven
>>219897435he makes great ravioli
>>219897416I love your girlfriend’s sexy muscular thunder thighs and I want her to roundhouse kick my head off with her skate.
>>219897448Motherfucker!
>She said: " You're in a band called Anal Cunt">And she was crying...
>>219897379I thought it was 588
>>219897412>discusses other cultures>gets banneddead /int/ theory
>>219897448*cocktail weenie
Sex!
>>219897485Please sit on my face babe
US will NOT be eliminated from the WBC
>>219897485Heard she has busted feet that's a deal breaker
>>219897412I remember that post
>>219897498Westboro Baptist Church? Whatever happened to them?
you zoomers are really odd
>>219897511I forgot about those guysThey REALLY hated gay people
>>219897498You'll be eliminated by Canada in the quarterfinals
>>219897469that's not the insult you think it is. cocktail weenies with the frilly toothpicks are delicious.
>>219897485Alysa is NOT for lewd! Alysa is for holding hands and going on a cute date and
>>219897511best heel faction of the 00s
>>219897522>you'll be eliminated by Canada in-ACK!
>>219897531this
>>219897531Fuck thatI want to devour Alysa Lius pussyI want her to destroy my face with her ass and thighsI want to 69 with her until we both cum
>>219897541She won't cum from an ugly incel licking her pussy
I wish football was back
>>219897555I made a fat girl cum with my tongue beforeI made her cum twice in 10 minutesIt's actually very easy
college football*
Alyssa Liu would have gotten silver or bronze if the Russians were allowed to play
>>219897563You made a fat ugly girl cum because you are looks matched
Dubs and I call off sick tomorrow.
>>219897464>discuss indian religion>bannedAnd yet the godjak threads get deleted very slowly, if at all. HMMMM.....
>>219897563>fat girl cumGROSS
Eileen Gu > Alyssa Liu simple as
>>219897579dubs and you win the lottery never having to work again
>>219897563Alysa Liu and a fat girl are pretty different
>>219897595What is it with chink last names man
>>219897576I first I was like "thats really mean" but I can't really defend myself after the previous series of posts I made
>>219897574If ifs and buts were candy and nuts then we’d all have a Merry Christmas!
yo mama so fat, she got more chins then a chinese phone book
>>219897595traitor cunt vs lab experiment
>>219897605They should adopt Japanese surnames
im a fat girl
>>219897615Alysa Taganaki
I don't find asian women attractive
>>219897618Can I cum on your fat belly?
>>219897618Do you want your pussy licked?
Congrats to CSMfag getting into grad school, I really hope he does well.Anyway, I'm going out to eat.
>>219897628Some of them are quite pretty, but I don't have a fetish for them like some people
I fully support the development and production of lab grown waifus.
>>219897628
>>219897628same
>>219897609KEK
>>219897628chinese women are very pretty
>>219897628I like the really Asian looking ones with squint eyes and square faces
Saggy tits are so hot
>>219897451I want her to roundhouse kick my head off with her skate.
>>219897609aye dis nigga high af
>>219897662yeah
>>219897662thanks
>>219897662yepper
>>219897379Panasonic blu-rayChristmas in July
Fun fact: There are women who were born after the release of Halo 3 who you can legally have sex with
Every single fitness program you've ever come across was built on one assumption: that you want to look more masculine.Bigger chest. Wider shoulders. Maximum mass. "Get jacked." "Get huge."Even women's programs don't work. They're designed for completely different body composition, fat distribution, and goals.So what happens when someone who wants a feminine body tries to follow a program designed to build masculine mass?But here's what nobody told you:You weren't failing. There was literally nothing built for your goal. No program. No system. No structured path to a feminine physique for someone the world assumed should go masculine.Until 2020, when we built one.Femboy Fitness is the first and only program designed from the ground up for feminine body goals. Not a women's program repackaged. Not a men's program with the hard parts removed. A completely different approach, built by people who understand exactly what you're trying to achieve, because we've been there too.
i love dropping big heavy thick poops. it makes me feel powerful.
>>219897628It all depends on the type.I'm indifferent on SEAs and Jeetas but East Asians are quite kino.
The only mixed race people I've ever seen more identify with their white half were people with a Hispanic parent. That's probably because they're mostly white genetically at that point
>>219897679but Im already having sex with your sister
Gotta stop gooning to ai anime porn
enough bullshit. let's talk politics.
>>219897684GOT EEM
>>219897683My dad decided to marry a half Mexican woman when the rest of his extended family is like 95% German. It's over for me
>>219897679This would probably be a big deal if you are 30+ years old
>>219897662this is true
back btw. life also sucks
I love spraying my cum up in the air. But it sucks having to clean it all up.
>>219897643I have two friends who are total and complete weeaboos and they listen to J-metal and watch anime and build Gundam and it's such cringe shit. They're even both really into kendama and I just don't get why just because smth is Japanese means it's cool or whatever. For me it's white women because I'm not a race traitor.
>>219897696I'm 32
The Hormuz Heresy
>>219897692Our jeet janny has been banning people for that recently
poo bigger
This Korean girl I know is very obviously into me but I'm just not into her
Who wants to swap loogies
In a world of dark angels, be a salamander.
>>219897720Sameeeeeeee. Are you a '94 baby or a '93 baby?
>>219897726Kind of looks like dsp
>>219897727I actually looked up The Kingdom of Hormuz on wiki due to its inclusion in all the EU games, and it said that the capital wasn't even on the island of Qeshm as is always depicted in EU, and that it was at a nearby coastal location. Iran should sue Johan!
>>219897741Cum on her face then tell her you don’t date whores and never talk to her again
>>219897743
cant wait to finally die
>This Korean girl I know is very obviously into me>I'm just not into herGet me her number big guy
>>219897750Damn. That's crazy
>>21989774693
>>219897770Thirdiecope
>>219897770This whole war may well be a fabrication a la covid, all there is are headlines and nearly no convincing footage/documentation
>>219897748I thought it was Mamdani
Iran out of beer and the suffering Israel
>>219897793Best post itt
>>219897779your beak just flew over my house
>>219897803Redditjeet...
>>219897786Meds now
>>219897770my guess is a few dozenbut casualties dont seem to massive most of the staff was evacuated from bases and embassies beforehand
Yesterday I drank 6 beers and ate about a pound of roasted broccoli. My farts were literally 5-6 seconds long
>>219897793based>>2198977709 is the official number but it's obviously higher
>>219897786its real man check ww3 monitor. the guy with the chud face.
Rain supposedly tomorrow I'm excited
>>219897770Not enough
>>219896651For me?
>>219897773My birthday is in January so I'm less than a year younger than you. >>219897786Ever see the film Wag the Dog? My grade 9 social studies teacher showed the class that movie and I've been noided ever since.
women are just as horny as men so you can approach them and ask if they want their cooter ate, if they want their asshole licked, etc. it's the same as if a woman walked up to you and asked if you needed your balls drained.
>>219897836based latinx bro
>>219897825WHAT
>>219897426Poo in Liu
>>219897844No woman wants me up in their guts
>>219897844This is terrible advice unless you are Chad
>>219897841Yes and you should watch The News Benders if you haven't already, same topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYAke_z3RVU
It's hard for the US to hide casualties. Half the country hates Trump and will do anything to discredit him so all it would take is a single disgruntled family member of a deceased soldier to blow the lid and say their relative's name is not listed among the 7 or whatever soldiers killed. I actually believe the official casualty figures.
>>219897844Women know every guy wants to fuck them. Not every woman wants any man to fuck them
>>219897865The military itself would probably leak numbers
I should really get back into brewing. All these good looking stouts getting posted makes me miss it
>>219897865Yeah, thirdies are just too unrealistic about this. >YEAH BRO IT'S ACKCHUALLY 2000 DEAD AMERICANS BROSeriously brown pipo, that's some nuclear grade enriched copium
>>219897865the soldiers obviously arent carrying their phones with them what
>>219897880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1hbp8ZnXSE
>>219897883 your posts suck why not attach zoom zoom while youre at it
>>219897865>It's hard for the US to hide casualtiesAll you have to do is just not report them immediately and stall with the families wondering about their kids/Dads by saying communication is tough because of the war. This is already one of the most heavily and bizarrely censored wars I've ever seen especially with how big it is. Contrast it with the big wars in iraq/Afghanistan or the war against ISIS and it's night and day, something very suspicious is going on.
>>219897884>the soldiers obviously arent carrying their phones with themRedditjeet proving he knows nothing about Western militaries in a single post
>>219897883easily close to 100 dead us soldiers. trump cant say this or else there will be BLM tier riots.
>>219897859[redacted] can't read either. How hypocritical.
>>219897865The soldiers have families with whom they are in regular contact. We see eurogroids touting the 1000 deaths number as it refers to US casualties, thinking that the US media is hiding the real numbers
>dogberg peed in my bedWell that's the end of letting her in bed with me
>>219897884You understimste the amount of contact soldiers have with their families back home these days. I have a cousin over there who calls his mom daily.
>>219897890Nigga saying this like he knows me or anyone else ITT
>>219897825I need to do this.
>>219897913Piss on her bed
Americans be like>Yeah nah you can't declare that cunt dead here, this is disney property m8
retards have literally been touting the irgc statements that then get amplified by the indian outlets and rt
>>219897923Americans talk like australians?
Last night I had a dream that I kept swallowing AA batteries and my mom was trying to stop me, so I’d steal batteries and sneak away to swallow them when she wasn’t looking.
>>219897894That only works for a few days max before families would start getting suspicious. If there were hundreds dead we would know for sure by now.
i hope they sink at least 1 aircraft carrier. the seethe would be godlike entertainment.also yes btw iran is going to win lmao 90 million people arent going to drop islam.
>>219897935Damn moms giving us a hard time even in our dreams
>>219897931>you can't trust the media and government bro, they lie bro>Here, look at this post from the Iranian state media and government for the REAL news broThey are incapable of thinking.
>>219897933we say cunt too, it's just a lot meaner when we do
ASTHMA IS NO REAL. Nobody in China has that shit. Stop being so WEAK.
Finna eat a plain donut
>>219897865Other countries on the world stage will understand that it’s for the greater good, and so will families of our fallen service-members. It’s worth it to prevent terrorists from getting nukes. This war is possibly the most important one that has ever been fought.
>>219897944When was the goal to get Iran to convert?
>>219897944>not even pretending not to be brown anymoreNobody under 30 likes Islam in Iran thoughbeit
>>219897947She seemed really unhappy that I had swallowed so many batteries. But I really wanted to keep swallowing batteries.
>>219897962>RETARDED muttbeast freak thinks he knows anything about SHIA muslimslol. i am lmaoing at you.
i have no idea how this war is gonna endmy bet though is that itll just be anti climatic and only real consequence is american shit in middle east gets few missiles launched at it occasionallyi dont know wtf the arabs are doing like i genuinely have no idea what theyre thinking
You can't trust the media BUT you can trust DJT, RT and Iranian state media because DEMOCRATS BAD o algo.
219897961nice bait
>>219897956ni haody haha
>>219897944>90 million people arent going to drop islam.I'm not saying we're gonna win, but that comment is fucking retarded. No one cares if they're Muslim or not if they're beaten into submission
>>219897956Nice normalfag instagram meme
I don’t give a fuck about this fucking war. I just want to ingest batteries in peace. Fuck you.
>>219897978>i dont know wtf the arabs are doing>like i genuinely have no idea what theyre thinkingthey're praying 5 times a day that us & israel will stop putting them in the line of fire
>>219897859>cuckservatives accusing the libtards of not being antiracist enough AGAIN
>>219897943>That only works for a few days max before families would start getting suspiciousThat's why you're starting to see trickling of casualties and revised reports about injuries and severities of attacks. They're already priming people with reports about that first attack in Kuwait.
>>219897985About 20% of the population go to a mosque on a weekly basis. The growncel's numbers are bs
>>219897985you dont know what shia muslims are retard stop talking to me
>>219897992do u prefer to suckle the juice out like me or do you just swallow them whole?
Tonight's Redditjeet melty brought to you by: Shias dying
>>219897977look at the 'pro government' rallies they put videos out aboutit's literally just a much of boomers
>>219897967I'm seeing a split in younger people where people are becoming way more religious and people are become atheistic in Iran.
>>219897977What does that have to do with what you posted before? Brown people sure are dumb.
>>219898010Swallowed whole
>>219897905>easilyBased on what exactly? Third world X accounts?
let's be honest though he deserved to get drone striked just for this tweet alone
>>219897593You either need a pickup or you don't gives me hell to see these city slickers woth their beds that cant even hold a 2x4 with street tires and a clean coat of paint doubling up in the lanes. I do so e offloading, not much just dirt and logging roads, and my outback done me right every time. You need the big ones for stony climbs and stuff though with the lifted suspensions but those are toys not work horses.
>>219898018>avoiding the argument>calls me the jeet brownoid>or worse doubling down on failed reading comprehensionhmmmmm ok bro
Fully dressed I'm 151 lbs. What am I doing wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vsb01aeknk
>>219898036goddamn iranians and their trademark feminism
>>219898036>ALLAH WILL SAVE M-ACKKKKKKKKKLol
just won a debate
>>219897999It’s fair to assume casualties will be announced a few days after they occur but if we were talking about dozens of dead like dumb thirdies have been claiming for the past two weeks we would know already.
>Unironic zionists ITT seethingKEEEEK
Anyone with a brain would've joined the chair force in trump's cucked first term and then never have to get drafted into some retarded bullshit
>see a nigger go into a store just now>same nigger steals and runs out of the store Many such casesYet they wonder why they’re “profiled”
>>219898038Not him, but you are clearly some kind of seething brownoid.
>>219897647>>219897628
>>219898009>MY RELIGIOUS GROUP IS LITERALLY UNBREAKABLE said you and 1000 other religions retard
>>219898039Not drinking a gallon of whole milk every day
>>219898055considering the scale of this operation dozens would be quite successful you know
>>219898039arnold schwarzenegger and marcus follin dont do calisthenics
>>219898038You said 90 million people aren’t going to drop Islam and that confused me because that was never anyone’s goal. The only person here lacking reading comprehension is you
>>219898079what are calisthenics
>>219898063understanding geopolitics/world hostory and common outcomes = seething brownoid? i guess im a seething brownoid RIP.
I want spicy chips
>>219898093that's all you'll ever need to know
>>219898093Like pushups, pullups, pistol squats, inverted rows. Thinks that don't require machines or free weights
Regardless of how many Americans die in this operation, far fewer than this seethejeet seems to be implying, the amount of Iranians killed will be far far higher. If you include the Iranians killed by the government a month ago, it's exponentially higher. Considering nobody cares about them, this just proves 1 American life iss worth thousands of muslim lives, even to muslims.
>>219898101For me it's these bad boys. They're expensive tho, like $5.50+tax CAD for a 128 gram bag.
>>219898093Some retard dance exercises for weaklings and boomer moms
>>219898121You can tell the he's not just playing around, he is genuinely upset
Kid Cudi - Purifist of Happiness
>>219898120Regime change and mass religious conversions are not the same thing you dumb shitskin
i caved in and bought reusable grocery bags because I got sick of plastic slop. I have like 30000 plastic bags to use as tiny trash bags but I hardly use them as fast as they come in
Just found out about this. Damn that’s crazy. >>214729392
>>219898135He doesn't understand what seethe means either, he clearly works himself up into a rage then thinks nobody else notices.
>>219898130wasnt*
>>219898152get a dog. you'll go through them so fast your head'll spin. i have to take at least three every walk because my dog always multi-poops.
>>219898121the death toll of the second american civil war will be much higher
concession accepted.
>>219898159Janny only bans you if you mock jeets
>>219898122Looks good I tried paqui ghost pepper chips and I felt like I was going to die
Just sneezed loudly
concession stand cheeseburger
>>219898162Browncels like him also lack sublety. He is practically screaming for attention
>>219898172Do you think Israel’s goal is to convert Iran from Shia to Sunni or something? Because that’s really fucking stupid.
I want some snax
>>219898159these rules are so retarded half these threads would be completely dead if all we were allowed to talk about is the weather and sushi
and nick fuentes won
Speaking objectively I think it's a form of psychological leukemia to exist while not having a girlfriend like this. No other lady is worth my time.
>>219898165I'm not buying a mammal until I make my own mammal or move to a farm
>>219898199> if all we were allowed to talk about is the weather and sushi/int/ jannies would probably still delete those threads for racism or politics lol
>>219898200>jewish control opp puppet wonYes
The news cycle never ends, it only accelerates.
one last high guards
destiny won. forever. cope and seethe.
>>219898191to think religion is the driving force behind this conflict is equally retarded
>>219898218Truke
>>219897726
>>219898211what about emo bitchesbasically the same thing
>>219898191here let me help you.regime change = elimination of shia islam/the actual insane suicidal muslims that will never ever work with the likes of israel or america.>i-its not a regime changei dare you to say this
>>219898224Lol
>>219898228They don't exist anymore and no.>>219898224Lol
>>219897750Paradox sisters our response
>>219898222Good thing I don’t think that
>>219897726And I thought mine were thick.
>>219898235I am thinking he must be Pakistani specifically
>>219898238Elder emos still exist
the fuck
>>219898216the only retarded thing hes ever said was charlie kirks shooter was a leftist. believing fbi reports is retardation.
>>219898247Maybe if you include robert smith but I'm pretty sure he's a dude
Will you pokemon go vote democrat?
>>219898235Regime change = replacing one leader who won't work with you with one who will. The leaders religion is irrelevant. There have been countless regime changes throughout the course of history and relatively few involve mass religious conversion.
>>219898253What is this from?
>>219898235> i dare you to say thisI dare you to provide a source backing up any of your claims other than the crack pipe you’re holding in between your fingers
>>219898261>he doesnt know
>>219898253Is that ss?
>>219898242I actually briefly played EU1, and I played the shit out of EU2 and CK1. Skipped EU3 tho, didn't like the world map.
The Internet
>>219898260>Regime change = replacing one leader who won't work with you with one who willNot really tho, regime change is like wholesale changing the governmnet Changing one leader is like a coupTechnically speaking
>>219898211She's agonizingly pretty
>>219898264I don't know. I just know lately the mods have been really cracking down on VPN/Proxy posting and that one website that lets you ban evade here. You know the one.
The internet of politics (sexual)
>>219898269a coup is a type of regime change
what does it matter that women are pretty if they are chad only, like nigga save yourself the disappointment, be smarter
The only coup I know is a Coupe de Ville
>>219898282Yeah i mean this is kinda semantics. usually a coup is like when a small group ousts a leader & usually a regime change tends to be used to mean a more wider scale change of government; a coup can be a regime change i guess like if a group of military officers deposed a dictator & instituted a democraacy that would be both a coup and regime change
>>219898292this doesnt seem like too much of a stretch lolthe irgc is running the country
>>219898260yeah keep skipping the shia islam part retard lmao. regime change quite literally means total shia islam death in this context. no one gives a fuck about the khamanei.
Im not gay
The Coup - Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night
How do you tell a narcissistic woman on fb? She doesn't link to other women's profiles in her posts, though she may name them without doing that. That's just my 2c.
>>219898275An all around lovely person yeah. It's a real anomaly to see such an individual on the internet in this day and age. I'm no simp but it does hurt
Ask me about Loom
these jlab headphones are pretty good, thank you to the /cum/mer who recommended themI might ask for fancier ones for christmas THOUGH
>>219898316All women are narcicissistic
>>219898287I'm a masochist
>>219898309What evidence do you have that the goal is to convert 90 million people away from Shia Islam?
I have no responsibility towards society
this album is really good, guys
>>219898309>regime change quite literally means total shia islam death in this contextoh so you're just doing that thing where you make up a fake argument to defeat?
>>219898339This but I'd still like to have amenities and comfort with no responsibility on my part
plantbergs have arrived in the mail
>>219898345Donald Trump was born in Kenya he is as African as it gets
>>219898360You should put a slug in there.
>>219898352I wish I were this confident
>>219898345ummmmmmmm clinton?????
>>219898009Who cares what flavor of subhuman someone is?
>>219898360where are the fishbergs?
>>219898360why are your plants jewish
>>219898352grabby hands :3
>>219898360>ordering plantsThese things literally grow out of the ground
>>219898092This is a great example of itself
Step away from the thread for about 30 minutes. Someone give me a quick run down
>>219898377Sent that jeet flying with this truke
>>219898365Gonna put springtails and isopods in tomorrow probably or day after as long as the pet shop has it.>>219898380It's been retrofitted to a terrarium cause my dad had a water leak and another aquarium would get him evicted.>>219898381They've had their tips pruned>>219898384Not dwarf ferns lol
>>219898392redditjeet having a melty
>>219898360Very cool what are you gonna put in there?
>>219898392you mom was called fat
>>219898392I made a post and everyone ignored it
>>219898392Redditjeet melty, the usual really
>>219898402Gonna put in more rocks, a bowl, and a big plant or two then my dad might leave i like that to have it as an indoor garden or get two red eyed tree frogs
When the guava’s drained, Eddie Dingle remainsBut we must further ourselves on
>>219898405
>>219898405Thread is moving way too fast, we're already at bump limit
>>219898405mine too
>>219898377You can't have an opinion unless you have read the quran in the original arabic
>>219898382That's really cool>>219898405Its joever.
>>219898424You can't claim to be Christian unless you've read the Torah in the original Hebrew
hey threadcuck. time to start thinkin' about new thread editions. get it done. you shouldn't have to be told.
>>219898429The Bible is originally in greekChristianity descends from hellenized judaism
>>219898437This bussy is greek
>>219898442>>219898442>>219898442
>>219898429I have the audio book that's narrated by Ben Shapiro
>>219898446Damn
>>219898272The browns do it too but I agree, it's disgraceful
