https://youtu.be/eNvUS-6PTbs?si=t-4OOvUCWzM9PZ3f>closes my eyes, letting out a deep sigh, holding two smgs pointed to the sky as i stare at the entrance>My eyes open, i grimace behind my gold aviator sunglasses>kicks the front door of /cum/ open>immediately unload my smgs into jason and several other anons sharing a table with him, blasting them into a red chunky mist as i walk into the club>brian makes a strike at me from the side, i dodge at the last minute, losing one smg as he cuts it in half with the kitana hes holding >I hit him in the teeth with the other one, throwing him off balance long enough for me to roundhouse kick him into the window of the vip section>two more /cum/ posters run at me from the shadows, i block a wild haymaker and send a lethal right hook into his face that sends him skidding across the floor unconscious>the other one launches a kick into my ribs, i brace for the blow and sweep his leg in response >as four more /cum/sters rise from their seats, broken bottles and knives in their hands, i quickdraw my service revolver cowboy style and blast the guy in the head before he can get up from being sprawled on the floor>raise my fucking gun>shoot all four of them in the face>spend the last shot in the revolver on the bartender as he pulls a shotgun from behind the bar>he survives, roaring in pain>I dodge running kick from another /cum/ anon, grabbing him and swinging him around just in time to catch the blast from the first round of the double barrel shotgun>drop him, he goes limp>run to the bar, grab a chair halfway there>as the bartender aims the second shot i hurl the chair at him, sending the shot ricocheting into a disco ball on the ceiling>palm strike him in the face and hammer fist him onto the floor>turn around>brian is standing in the middle of the dancefloor with his kitana, wearing 6 inch stiletto heels and a neon led infused miniskirt and bikini topEdition
>>219903124this could be us
>>219903083It aight
>>219903149are you the one having his room remodeld?
>>219903157No. Im the one that's moving to europe
>>219903178which country?
>>219903194Denmark.
>The lights flicker as I hop over the bar >Icelandanon throws me a kitana and nods with approval as I march to meet Brian on the floor >the /cum/ crowd envelopes us as we meet wordlessly in the middle of the club, i spit on the floor and strike a dutch angle pose with my head slightly tilted to the side >he smiles and licks his bloodly lips, then launches into attack>I dodge the kitanas cut by a hairs length, throwing a wild horizontal slice myself>He catches it with his blade and kicks me into the crowd>the crowd pushes me back into the dancefloor and I lead with my fist hitting brian in the teeth again, some of them fly out>He makes sucking noises and pinches one of his nipples to show he feels no pain>suddenly spins so fast he can barely be seen, wirling his kitana in a wide arc>I try to dodge but it cuts my cheek>before I can recover he makes another slice, and although I get mostly out of the way he cuts my chest a bit>spinny screams >brian, confident now in his attacks, makes a series of wild slashing cuts at me like a wild animal>I struggle to block them and grabbing a beer bottle from the audience i throw it in his face>It bursts on contact with his face and he reels back>the room is swirling, colors and lights are everywhere, like a kaleidoscope >I drop my blade and tackle him with a roar>He slams into the floor breaking some of the disco floor lights, but retains enough strength to land the first punch>I return it even harder and break his nose>he bucks his hips sexually to throw me off balance then does an elbow roll, exchanging our positions >he punches me and although i block several blows slip through>i hit him back but as my arm is up he reaches down to choke me>I stick my fingers in his eye and he recoils>I punch him one last time with the last of my strength, brian flies off me landing on his back >I get up to deliver the final blow>he surrenders... But it was just a trick>he slashes at me with a piece of glass
>>219903216Farvel, danske djævel
>>219903093damnnn torontonians look like this?
>just then, britfag anon blasts brians hand off with the revolver i dropped (he isnt allowed to own a gun) >brian screams in pain and frustration at his handlessness and the fact that he failed even though he cheated>I nod and tip my cowboy hat at britfag anon that i had been wearing the whole time even though i didnt mention it until now >He nods back>As janny grabs brian and cuffs his remaining hand, spinny runs out from the crowd overwelmed with joy>She wraps her arms around me and kisses me, but not too deeply or with tongue because we're in public>I knew you could do it XxTheBlackKnightWarriorxX>Thanks bitch, I say, and then I detonate my suicide vest while cumming and the credit sequence rolls
Holy shit, this XxTheBlackKnightWarriorxX guy is the new badass of /cum/
>>219903242*Smiles and nods* (prepared to understand like 3 words)
>>219903375I speak it fluently, but i can't quite remember how everything is written
>>219903500Some of the spellings are pretty crazy.
>>219903216the /cum/ empire continues to grow
you used to work at whataburger now you pop your pussy for the warner brothers
If you see the police…Warn a brotha!
>>219903552I think it's way more straightforward than english
>>219903093>>219903239>>219903292If this isnt ai I think its funny
Man what the hell dude Jake Paul is now a political guy? I mean really what the heck is going on these days. I'm being serious though something about the whole trump presidency isn't right. I feel like it was all a trick
>morning pooptoilberg will have to wait
>write the next great american novel>someone thinks its just aiwhats a man to do
>>219903624>media personality into current-thing grifter pipelinetale as old as time
>>219903603 *>.<* Im gonna study hard.
>>219903645Its not just him its the culmination of things. And its not even the same with him hes way more of a joke than usual
hes not even well spoken and neither is trump. its all very weird
I had 3 demons approach me then I remembered I didn't take my meds. I told them to fuck off cause I believe in god now and it worked.
>>219903657Danisih is a tough language man I've lived 40 minutes away from that country my entire life and I still resort to speaking english with them
>>219903731James 2:19
I ate my gummies an hour ago and I still don’t feel anything :/
>>219903776Don't fucking make the rookie mistake of eating more, I did and I was high for a god damn week straight, it took me half a year to recover from that god awful experience
>>219903751I guess God's actually real thats crazy. I always thought god didn't exist but I guess that convinces me. Damn
>>219903799I’ve done that before and ended up retardedly high but it never made me fucked up for a whole week lmao. I think I have a pretty high tolerance naturally. When I’ve smoked weed with friends they seem to get a lot higher faster.
>>219903624>something about the whole trump presidency isn't right.shouldn't have elected narcissistic senile frump then, the signs were all there but for some reason people have no memory and actually believed all his lies AGAIN
>>219903866The alternatives weren't better
Not sure if this is just allergies or what. Went to sleep with congestion and a runny nose. Woke up with aches and a 99.4° temperature
>>219903916It's the cold going around. Sleep hard and you'll throw it off
I smell terrible
>>219903916I had monitors set up in your room and the second they detected you'd gone to sleep I got on your bed and hovered my asshole 2 millimeters from your nose the entire night. I left just before you woke up. This is the culmination of months of effort, tracking you down, studying your habits. All because you trolled me in front of EVERYONE. Well who's laughing now?
>sleeping with fever>feels like my thoughts and mind have been crumbled into a ball and kneaded into abstract shapes
Lately ive been totally out of it. I guess its because im staying up till 6am
>>219903909if Biden didn't let in so many immigrants Trump most likely wouldn't have won, that's fair. But even so Trump's foreign policy is so destructive for me as a Euro 4 years of woke Kamala and then a sensible republican would be preferable
>>219903963
>>219904022>>219904036Strange that the two of you posted like this back to back.
>>219904113We might both have been inspired by the sick anon before us
Going to try testing again in an hour or too. Might need to get DayQuil and NyQuil because my mom insists on not buying it
Ordered mexican
>>219904211Taking my temperature rather. My brain is acting weird
Tex mex > mexican food
>>219904245This fajitas are based
>>219904226Yummy
>>219904245"authentic" mexican food is easy as shit to make
I drink so much milk. I got outmaneuvered by the computer. I’m a computer. I have no body. But I’m stroooong.
FINALLY the knife is in Iceland. Might actually get it this week after all
if only I wasn't in so much debt
>>219904661Hopefully you'll finnish paying it off soon
>>219904700thanks mate, it'll get better
Postponed student debt payments for the second year award
!Scandinavia Time!
>>219904752Sweden is the only scandinavian flag here
>>219904780Finland makes the cutoff too in my book
>>219903263He’d probably get stabbed in Troonto for not wearing his turban
>>219904852Why do you hate Iceland?
>>219904919Eg elska þig, you're just so far away... ;_;
>>219904780Oh yeah lol
>>219904609Emersons are nice. I used to have one until an airport security guy confiscated then stole it
>>219904722I thought that shit was free in Svenska Land
Female comedians be like>my stinky pussy, my suicide attempt, my rapist, and my period walk into a bar
>>219905121It is, but housing sure as heck ain't
>>219905139I saw this one xitter too
Do Americans typically do this
>>219905139You can tell if they haven't had sex in awhile by how stinky it is. Regular intercourse= neutral smelling
>>219905232lol
>>219905208Yes, all American hockey players are related to mass shooters
>>219905208Amazing how trannies have killed more people than lCE in 2026
In my opinion the Coast Guard is the only respectable branch of the United States military, as it is the only branch that ever does anything to the benefit of the average American.
Black people have an eternal victim complex
>>219905568They don't even like it when other people are victims, they have to be the most victimized victims at all times
What if God asked you to destroy your fingernails for free?.
These are bad allergies Hopefully it's less terrible over time
Drinking a lot of cold water for you
>>219905506DHS basically performs the same sort of role on land, become the de facto actual military, while the de jure military is now a designated ZOGbot expeditionary force or whatever
>>219903624>I feel like it was all a trick>10 years into this circus and he's only now realizing itThe vast majority of American voters are just like you. It's amazing.
>>219905568they've had fat bougie white women telling them this over and over since the 70s, in fairness
>>219903624How about Orange Man endorsing Ru Paul
>>219903866>hmm should we go with senile Bidet or senile Orange
#@$*' $@#&+-!!
Sorry, I meant
>>219905995What the
someone built the entirety of Kansas City in Minecraft
"E tutto dorme, tutto dorme o more" ...
>>219906047>Kansas City, Missouri>Arkansas City, Kansas
Listening to a video on the Hittites. Need me a Tawananna.
>>219906110my AP World teacher unironically kept a rolling “bit” of saying “Hit Titties” throughout the entire semester
Literally me
Para... Medic?
N
>>219906634fuck you
>>219901391>You gotta find a job manI'm doing my best. I'm applying to as many jobs at the University as I can, I've applied to 8 so far including a lifeguard position. I've only been unemployed for a few weeks and it didn't bother me until this week because I have a Spring Break with nothing to do.>How short?5'6">Can you speak to women without feeling anxious?I can but it never goes anywhere, especially if I'm hunting for a hookup. And when I'm not they either dismiss me, say they're lesbian, or aren't available.
justin trudeau's son stole my gamecube many years ago i loaned it to him and he never gave it backalmost 20 years ago nowi got in contact with his mom numerous times and nothing happened, apparently he sold it or something and they don't know where it isthis is why i could never vote for that bastard. they were loaded with money and yet took my fucking gamecube and didn't even bother to compensate me when they lost it.
>>219906653Think your mom would deny you if you asked her?
>>219906653Why the fuck are women like this? I'm your height and gay men don't give a fuck
i am still mad about it. buying a replacement gamecube Will not make up for the hole in my heart.
I was up super early today and already finished all my video game tasks! I did a good job, I hope my clan will be proud of me! ...maybe I can finally even get promoted to Elder!? It's been two years...
Wtf even goes on in India?
>>219901366>Any Icelander would think the idea that you can't find a social hobby in America to be ridiculousYou'd be mistaken then. We're a very anti-social place, arguably the most anti-social big country apart from maybe Russia.>we live in the most boring nothing-to-do country to the south of greenland...which brings people together because there's nothing to do but interact with the few other people.>you can't talk to them earnestly without your negativity making them miserableIt's the opposite, I explicitly avoid talking to them about negative stuff like this because they don't understand.>You think that doesn't spill out when you talk to non-familyI put up a very strong, impenetrable facade when I go out and do stuff with other people. They have no idea about how I actually feel or am like, I spill my brain here because I have nowhere else to go.>Maybe you should talk to a young American who isn't socially ineptStupid retard that's the point of my kvetching, not to mention those with good social lives don't give a fuck about me given again I always seem like an intruder or a desperate orbiter given they don't know me.>Psychologists can't prescribe medicationsIn America psychologists analyze you and then send you to a psychiatrist to medicate you after analyzing you again. That's all they do here.>i took wellbutrin The last thing I need is more dopamine with how much time I spend online dude, that'll just turn me into some drooling retarded zombie.>for a while and developed better habits and a positive and stoic attitudeI have a stoic attitude on the outside and generally do with most things, I'm just blackpilled and go here to show what I really think given it's anonymous and nobody in the U.S ever wants to talk about this stuff unless they want an excuse to hop me up on meds (which are a huge contributor to why my gen is so deeply mentally ill).
>>219906685>Think your mom would deny you if you asked herLike I said, she's happily married and my family is all I have. I can't fuck that up.>>219906702>Why the fuck are women like thisI have no idea, it's a new thing too given my parents literally can't comprehend it and think it's just some incel meme with no basis in reality.>I'm your height and gay men don't give a fuckBelieve me, I know. One of them felt my back last night and gave me his number while I was eating and trying to talk up the woman next to me.
>>219906884It's not like they're doing themselves any favors by having strict cutoffs as requirements rather than preferences.
my dad just linked a professor jiang video in the family chat>mfw i was literally watching jiang's latest video at that moment
“What a beautiful dog” I say, while ingesting several double-A batteries. “That’s record time for me, a big fat pig” I remark.
what a beautiful weddingwhat a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to a waiter
>>219906788She's not Indian she's Indonesian or some shit
>>219907205I can't find her account now but it was some jeeta in Northern India, almost all her posts were about how she loves her son.
MIGA niggas be like hell yeah I love Jake Paul he needs to be in office NOW
>>219907306>miga niggasAre those like giga niggas?
>>219907324Yes except they love Jews and Israel, hate Americans and America, and want us to die for Israel
Niggas working at Panda Express make more money than me
my dad is such a numale faggot it’s insane
>>219907424kek get him some test pills already
>>219907424Gen Z or the oldest batch of millennial?
>>219907419What do you do
>>219906047When the player walks east of troost avenue they should be teleported to the nether
They won't quit, these fucking people
>>219907566IT help deskI make 24 an hour
Took my temperature again. Not a fever but a little warm
>>219907593Christianity is the most cucked religion on the planet
>>219907661at least you don't go home smelling like vegetable oil
My package is coming today are you excited to see what I got?
>>219907741Yeah I can't wait to see your package!
>>219907741I don't care about what you like to put up your ass
Dickless dennis, that's what we should call him
>>219907741not even a little bit
>>219907593>>219907710This is fake thoughbeit
>>219907780>>219907789Negative ass bitches
Fuck evangelicals
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
evangelicalism is just a white american protestant thing. i don't know why it makes people angry at christianity in general. do you really think the apostle would be thrilled with jerry falwell's ministry?
shit piss ass cunt fuck nugget
>>219907866It's the only reason Israel still exists
>>219907821>>219907866Denounce vishnu and mohammad the false prophet
>>219907913i happily denounce vishnu as an evil spiriti happily denounce mohammed as a heretical warlordi happily denounce evangelicalism as demonici'll even denounce the talmud for ya
>>219907911probably, yeah. and it wasn't because they were "subverted" by jews. it's not fundamentally about jews.
denounce poop
>>219907995that's a bridge too far for me
>>219907570how does a brit know about Troost
>>219907911Israel still exists mostly because Arabs are incompetent
>>219907995Cool it with anti-Jeet remarks
>>219907841lol wrong pic
>>219908252I'm American. I lived in the Northland for over a decade
Jews and muslims are funny because they claim to be super faithful but then their entire view of religion is a bunch of legalistic rules and loopholes to trick God for some reason
>>219908303That dude gets to pound that dumptruck booty?
>>219908337I think any religion that becomes extensively organized with centuries of theological study will inevitably develop strange quirks and conclusions. Things like the trinity or immaculate conception in Christianity are pretty strange, for example, and there's still disagreement about them. The thing is that most religions never develop to that point
lol everybody thinks their religion is the best
>>219908397but it's a fact that my religion is the best mr pendejo
/cum/ are there really vampires in Santa Monica?
>>219908411Oh okay thenBye
>>219908318oh nice coolwhere you from in the northland? i was born in gladstone
i dick mog every single /cum/ poster. i have the biggest dick in /cum/. my dick is nearly 20cm long
>>219908422Liberty/KearneyI really like the area a lot
I'm hungry bitch
hello
Why does iran hate oil
>>219908839it's slippery
>>219908689What's goodie
so shleepy
>>219909048Wake the fuck up
Ruh rohTemperature rose to 99.6 or 99.7Might have a fever
>>219909053i slept 8 hours
>>219909092Wake the fuck up bitch
>>219909194how do i do that?
Wings the other night came out better than the last
>>219909211I'll slap the shit out of you
>>219908418Just faggots and ethots with glow in the dark vampire teeth, I'm afraid
>>219909365
Husband Whistles As He Slowly Murders His Wife
corraNUDDaexcellent poobergmust be confirasciated
>>219909305bro dey looks as limp as me willard in current state
>>219908303corr love bit of peaky blinders
>>219905568phwoar would ingratiate her asshle>>219905232propa rancid diss wunVAPID
>>219908978so here's today's paper so thank you
>>219909689lum
>>219907661I used to have to fly all over the place and spend a month or more in remote alaskan locations fixing equipment. Even heading into the bering sea. Made 25 dollars an hour. I just didn't know any better when I agreed to that
>>219907661youre at the absolute bottom of the ladder in a over saturated field
>>219909562>>219909652I do think this bit has run it's course, don't you?
>he finks its a bitkeknaive
Our pedophile elites are puppets to our real masters, the space pedophiles.
>>219909843You are Somalian.
I can't even seeIf this is really meAnd I just wanna beALIIIIIIIVE
>>219909945First off, it's "somali", second off, no I'm not.
Ok faggot, if you're really British, what color is the boathouse at Hereford?
>https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2032115039985881556Damn that's sorta kino.
Where's the canajeet who was defending pedophilia and then zoomer who was lusting over his mother yesterday?
>>219909997The fuck is a boathouse?
i love poop and i love pooping big.
>>219909997Nice kino reference
>>219910032I knew I could rely on you to get it
>>219909999Let's see who got it
>>219909736That sounds super cool
Oil tanker en fuego o algo
>>219910050
>>219910084grim
>>219910094100+ americans have already died. trump hides it. theyre all soldiers on military bases.
>>219910092It was cool, but the pay was dogshit. I found out much later that guys newer than me with fewer areas of expertise (equipment wise) where making 35+. Guys that were doing about the same were over 40. I got fleeced hard because I got the job straight out of the navy and there isn't a real average to go by for that kind of work
>>219910012lmao imagine knowing your death is going to be used for a shitpost by the white house twitter
women siding with the enemy is universal across nations and races
>/cum/ - Politics
>>219910206That's at least 10 years out of date. Plus the oldest zoomers are turning 30
>>219910195mods only ever enforce the no politics rule when someone gets killedCharlie, Luigi...
>>219910179lol. lmao. also its going to be 10x more once trump gets boots on the ground which is 100% happening. arabs are gonna get raped so theres that W i guess.
>>219910206The hell is Kiki
>>219910139Based, fuck zogbot scum
>>219910192Rare trvke from our Southern Hemisphere anon
It's up.
>>219910179Not anon, but:Independent reporting and satellite imagery confirm that at least 17 U.S. sites have sustained damage since the escalation began on February 28, 2026
>>219910206what a dumb generation
>we are old now we are almost 30 like you!
>Where'd all the time go>Its starting to fly
are you ready to be drafted? make sure tp still post when you get to the frontlines. i need to see some kinoness.
>>219910206>Gen Z slang>cringe>boomer>basicThese aren't even Gen Z slang if you only count the meme usage of the terms.
>>219910285It's just niggers and quasi wiggers. Normal zooms don't talk like that
>>219910260>because I said soIf you had ANYTHING resembling evidence to post, you have done it the last 4 /cum/s you've coped about this for
ToniiiiiightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe're brighter Than the suuuuuunThat's the song I think of when I think of Millenials and zoomerst. Late Gen X
>Destabilize the region yet again>Europe has to deal with all the refugees as a consequence>Don't take in a single oneAre we the baddies?
>>219910313>draftedI can't find a fucking goddamn stable job. I might have to join anyway.
>>219910206cringe is a millennial term and was already being used online when zoomies were just starting to be born.
>>219910326All zoomer speak is literally negrified on GodFrfr
Iranian women can stay in Canada
>>219910334How old are you grandpa
Ronin was such a good movie They don't (and probably can't) make them like that anymore sadly
>>219910334>t. Late Gen XYou are older than FK? New unc record holder
>>219910334Post a picture of your wrinkles or you're a lying larper
>>219910378
>>219910334stfu i hate that song
im supposed to do the pee test today so i held in my pee all day but i dont think i can take it anymore but its probably too late to pee now my pee appointment is in 4 hours
>>219910387It had the best car chase scene ever put to film
>>219910400At the Youngest you are 45 - 46
The brownoid is getting riled up again. Just ignore it until he tuckere himself out
Haven't showered or went to the gym in a week
>>219910387>Ronin (2026)>Starring Jason Statham and his fat black wise-cracking female love interest>now streaming on Netflix!
>>219910206most people in my school stopped speaking like that around grade 10, guys especially
>>219910449If multiple people accuse him of being redditjeet he will sperg for an hour at least lol
>the zionist is jeet spamming again because no argumenthehe xD. won again it seems.
>>219910387it was decent but I would have preferred to watch Sean Bean's character carry the movie instead of DeNiro.
>>219910458It would be a pali "resistance fighter" instead of IRA. They'd be trying to steal a case full of evidence of israeli war crimes rather than a bomb or something
>>219910206Almost all of this is millennial slang
>middle easterners are killing each other againoh no, somebody do something! give them more bombs!
>>219910424I gotta take a wizz test for my P. OI know I failed cuz I done smoked hella weed bro And every time I'm with Chris that fool Rollin up a fattyBut the Tanqueray straight had me
Momberg is making tacos tonight hell yeah
>>219910525i didnt even do drugs my doctor is making me retake the pee test because i was dehydrated o algo
>>219910498This. I don't know what it is about deniro but it was a bad decision to cast him in that role imo
>Americans think theyre remotely coming close to winningHoly kek.
>>219910430They don't even make cars that cool anymore not to mention what France is like
>>219910510I don't think Hollywood jews are quite ready for Palestinian heroes, maybe a black panther type fake character a la One Battle After Another
Taking a shit listenin to the beastie boys on my phone speaker
>>219910498True>>219910543I wonder if they had someone else in mind first or if they were just going off the star power
>>219910525What are u in parole for?
>>219910562Yeah the whole European operator chic aesthetic in that movie, and the Bourne movies and the Saint is dead. 'O munno ha cagnat, and Europe is filled with blacks and browns niw
>>219910647It's a song, dudeYou never heard InGot 5 On It?
>hes so mad he just ran awaykek
>Even when nobody argues with him, he seethes about IranWhat is up with brown people?
>And what may we infer from your charming Irish lilt?
what ethnicity is associated with green eyes? whag about gray?
Scythians were said by Herodotus to have gray eyes and red hair
>>219910802And yet "experts" today will tell you Iranic peoples are all jeet tier browns and always have been. Nobody was ever White in history o algo.
Natasha McElhone was a Celtic goddess in Ronin
>>219910861She's 50% English born in London albeitasitmay
Redditjeet fell off
>images (1) (3).jpgWhat is with these goofy filenames I see everywhere now?
>>219910861Do you have a picture where she doesn't look like Fabio?
redditjeet won he lives rent free in chuds heads
>>219910802this lines uo with someone I know, breddy cool
eating peanuts and cokegod bless big peanut, god bless big corn
>>219910672Oh shi lol, u got me. I do, but I never pay attention to the lyrics.
>>219910893Iran will finally get him a blonde gf
Wagwaaaan popcaaaaan
ngl I understand why black people use their food stamps on lobster and crab legsI'd be tempted to do the same
midfoid < brian < redditjeet < jason < dogfucker < leonardo < footkraut
>>219911188I use my food stamps on protein shakes and beef jerky
>>219911234Who is leonardo
Did you play your music around your parents or sibling? I did not, I always felt embarrassed of them knowing what I enjoy.
>hes so mad hes resorted to talking to himself due to severe butthurtery levels>does this for months on endhow did i win so hard
>>219911255Were you listening to some weird anime music or something?
>>219911254lum bra's real name after he doxxed himself. or maybe it was leotardo
>>219911254You weren't here for the self-doxx? Lums bra doxxed himself several months ago
>>219911255>always felt embarrassed of them knowing what I enjoy.Same
Can't they carve a canal with nukes straight through Iran's capital so ships can pass through?
Fuck off with the namefaggotry
>>219911355Using nukes is le "bad"
>>219911355give this man a nobel peace prize
>>219911364redditjeet won
>>219911281Y-yes...
>Eddie Murphy - Party all the Time (type beat)
My package should be here in the next hour
Took a Dayquil. Got tired of feeling like shit
>>219911374Yes but it's to save the stock market. It would be a worthy sacrifice.
My girlfriend sent me this picture make the new thread with this picture
>>219911388Won what
>>219911496The smallest penis award
>>219911393I thought liking anime was normal in Mejico?
>>219911486no
>>219911410https://youtu.be/dUVaJGh1tTc?si=Ir-th6a21E7yXWRn
>>219911542Okay.Thank you anyway!
>>219911390Why do the political cartoons have to look like shit
NEW>>219911563
Got warned for politics in a thread full of politics again award
Anyone else notice that the oranges at the local tesco express have been really shitty lately?
>>219911577Anyone that's good at drawing would rather draw anything else
>>219911519Yeah fucking right. That's my award, I want it and nobody else gets to have it or I'm going to fucking freak out. I worked my whole life and have gone through way too much suffering to not get that award, the only award I've ever had. If someone tries to take it from me I'll fucking kill them
>>219911532Not all anime.
>>219910424>>219910525>>219910540i couldnt take it anymore i peed......... it just hurt so much holding all that pee in
phoneberg at 17%............. but i dont have my charger with me........... but i have to do the pee test soon in 3 hours.........
