Smithers, I mean Zinoviev, who is this bank robber? EditionRose to power : >>219900498
Was Koba one of his friend? He should have just asked, even if it was awkward. Happened to me once.
>>219924835I forget names constantly even when they remember mine, it's embarrassing
>>219924768I was born in Tangier, do I count as med
Good morning!>>219924835Koba was Stalin.
>>219924835>>219924852Good morning Sirs.>>219924870Only frens are /med/. Are you fren?>>219924903pepepunch.jpg
Good morning /med/.Malcolm in the middle is coming back.
>>219924919Good morning BruneAny luck finding a job?
>>219924933Good morning Sir.>>219924993Getting closer.Two days ago the national lottery had a peculiar draw so I'm imagining my life if I won. Never played but that day I never felt closer of playing and the draw was doable (in fact, 9 people won the jackpot). The draw btw : 10 12 14 16 18 (3 lucky number (out of 10 possibility)
>>219924933Yet another jab at nostalgia starved millennials. Never found it funny to be honest.
I wish I was born Med instead of slaving in Slavshitland
>>219925098But you are surrounded by polish bunnies, why are you complaining?
>>219924768was banned yesterday and had to go to irc to clear it for posting this in /med/ and it made me laughhas to be a bot auto banning no way a janny saw this and manually banned menow are fajitas technically med culture as they come from people with med ancestry?
>>219925241Polish bunnies are BBC, TIC (Tiny Indian Cock) and BMC (Big Med Cock) only though
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>>219925031Tell us how it goes>>219925098Poland is richer than Shitaly and you have white women
>>219925296You are retarded.
>>219925318Richer than Sardinia maybe.
>>219925366do not reply to a racebaiter
>>219925370>>219925398Aaaahh why are we full of Germans
>>219925435kekhans! but im not german! we bavarians are a med race
>>219925309WHO
>>219925512SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE?
Bonġu.
>>219925370Rude and uncalled for.
Dzień dobryUnfortunately, I won't be vampiremaxxing today
>>219925733Imagine the misery of the Sardinians who have to cope with the excess of sunlight. You should thank God for making you a Slav and blessing our land with its generally shitty weather, bracie
Bit annoying how leftoids are trying to justify lynching by saying the victim was le bad considering those very same people have a fit when local criminal have a stroke while running from the police.
>>219925966let's keep the thread comfy without this stuff
>>219926127t. janny
>>219925966I know the feeling. This is also the main reason I dislike this particular type of leftist. This overwhelming inconsistency laced with some kind of malice, denial of common sense and the strive to piss off everyone around
>>219925738everybody needs to take a break from vampirism every once a while otherwise they start creating international incidents
>>219926234no i just got out of a weird ban i posted abovei just think the thread is comfy and any political discussion like that is bound to end with shit flinging and making posters hate each other
>>219926261Holy fuck! :D
>>219926264Even our most leftist poster will agree that lynching is bad, there is no debate and no need to
>>219926321fine i'm just a weird worry bug
Hey /med/, greetings from the cagie. >>219915991>>219914774Thanks brahs, it was good. We also agreed on spending a weekend in a rural house in the woods.>>219925296Dude, not every woman there is a student of Spanish/Italian phylology who goes on Erasmus more than once.
>>219924852I know this type of situation. Hard to find a way out of it! Gotta try to bait them saying their names somehow>>219924903Oh kek I see>>219924919Good morning!>>219925966It is but I don't expect consistancy from ideological enemies. Gotta voote this weekend anyway
not expecting much of this voot to be honest
>>219926646Even if their political views were different (even similar to mine), the behaviour would be just as strange. This issue concerns me from a purely psychological perspective
>>219926695What are you voting for? We've got a constitutional referendum coming up soon
Good morning, sisters.Currently enjoying a post workout choccy fudge ice cream.>>219925258KEKThat is absolutely retarded.Also don't worry about political shit ruining things here fren. We do talk about that once in a while but we never have real arguments.>>219924903Holy sex.I want to flick her nips with my tongue and also ofc her pussy.Yjk her snatch smells like Heaven.>>219924933Good morning sir.Had a cocoa roll coated in chocolate (holy diabetes) for brekkie. Added 1,25 kgs to unilateral lat pulldowns without losing any reps, added a rep to db tempo rows, added 1,25 kg and 1 rep to unilateral machine tempo low rows (handle just tears itself out of my hands, so ig the weight and the bonus rep is rather thanks to me putting on the straps tighter rather than gaining strength), did some barbell curls for the lulz with 45 kgs which now hurt my wrists much less than usual, and after months added 2,5 kgs to cable face pulls. 20 mins of elliptical trainer just cuz I finished early. Also spamming weighted back extensions and pausing at the top for some seconds is goated. My lower back already feels much better and ig it has only been 3 pull sessions since I started doing them again. Jefferson curls should be absolutely goated for my weak lower back, but they are also the most likely to send my spine flying so idk.
>>219925966Nothing new.
>>219926785What is it about? I see information about it on TV from time to time but I've never caught what is going to be voted on.
American gemeraldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h7hcK6pFs
Good day xisters, took today off cause I'm working tonight. It's a nice sunny day outside, might take a walk at some point. >>219924933Morning, I wonder if it's gonna be good. The original show was kino. >>219925258wtf>>219925713>>219925738hello frens>>219926260Jesus Christ...>>219926625Glad you had a great time bro, renting a house is one of my favorite things, I love grilling for people and drinking beers outdoors. >>219926905>webmMorning, wouldn't mind a deep sniff
>>219927036Hi.
>>219926981It is so complex that I've had to give 15-minute explanations to people many times these past few weeksBasically it's about widening the separation between judges and public prosecutors and reforming the disciplinary process for the judiciary
>>219926785mayor.
>>219927114Local elections are really shit no one cares about enthusiasm
>>219927104It does sound complicated.
>>219925738>>219926260Oh sweet mother of god.
>>219927206They're cared about here because they are seen as a territorial exercise by our parties, and they can also be considered as mid-term elections, of sorts.
https://youtu.be/NYmE05Q3ZTA
>>219927036>might take a walk at some point.Do it.I kinda want to go for a short walk now but I'm waging fr fr.>>219927380'em but idk what you meant with that.
Easter break in 2 weeks, looking forward fo' it!>>219925258No way you have been banned for that, where is it supposed to be political?>>219927036>I love grilling for people and drinking beers outdoors. We'll have it for sure.
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>>219928011for me it's the stone episode
>>219924903>Koba was StalinI mean I wouldn't be surprised given that it's an american movie, but I, for the same reason, think that it is so-called "open to interpretation", where you, as a staunch anti-commie, see Stalin and I am supposed to see Hitler or whomever dictator. The movie seems to be fine with the "benevolent dictator" trope of Ceasar though.
>>219927443I will, just had a nice breakfast. Might even go for a run, it's perfect 13C sunny.>>219927587>We'll have it for sure.Hell yeah dude
>>219928102I’m neither an anti-commie or pro-nazis.
Your thoughts on Italy dropping football for baseball?>>>/sp/153793361
ETA 120 mins "hello med it's the weekend, am back from running at the pont and the borgir of the month was really tasty">>219928024These soyjak edits are peak ngl.>>219928234>Might even go for a runDo it chad.
Launching myself into the princess' bed chamber through a window.
>>219928567>the borgir of the month was really tastywhere does he eat those?>Do it chad.Yeah just let the food settle a bit. What are you eating today?
>>219928692>where does he eat those?Some borgir place close to his place. Somewhere in Moselle and not in Metz.>What are you eating today?Momberg offered to make some tortillas so that's what I'll eat. I'm not making any food today.
good morning dudes>>219928024why was the stone such a cunt kaffir bros?
>>219928692Artichokes, potato, spiced olives, vegetable patties, and a salad.
Good mornin' /med/! I've been getting busy lately, sorry for disappearing for like half the day, hahah. Tomorrow I have an event in church which I didn't really want to go to but there's only gonna be 4 of us, I'm just gonna go to support the girls.>>219924835Holy shit it happens to me all the time fr, specially in church, I sometimes remember people by faces only but names are complicated, unless I see them often or have some memory attached to them.>>219907081Aaah, that's why you sound a bit like you're imitating (ESPAÑOL de ESPAÑA) castellano español. The language is ESPANYOL DE ESPANYA. Nya desu frfr oniichan. >absolutely zesty and cuteCute & breedable laugh, don't let Portuchad hear about that, heard they like 'em zesty in Portugallo. oil up big bro>Also I looked up mesugaki.Look at this fucking meme he sent me, I don't even know how he made it to the point where he had more partners IRL than me kek. Like 5 serious gfs and some one night encounters he regretted.https://youtu.be/dIAeha1dIRE CUTE and FUNNY uwu
>But Mr. Krabs, The Flying Dutchman is an allied ship
>>219925258Bro but I love fajitas, what's wrong with that? Frfr sometimes I'm afraid I'll get banned out of nowhere, but then I remember the entirety of the swedish and latino threads and say "nah, I'll probably be fine".>>219926321As a very leftist poster I don't support lynching, that shit ain't humane. I don't even feel comfortable with the death penalty, but idk, I'm not informed enough to comment.>>219926905Holy diabeetus brother, I just ate two small crunchy toasts with a bit of margarine and some membrillo and I feel a bit bloated. Eating straight out chocolate at breakfast would make me pancreas explode frfr.Did you ever end up posting your body, or did andaluzanon ever end up posting? I genuinely wonder how BULKY and MASCULINE (insert mars symbol here) you guys look.
>>219928925Good mornin' booma! Lately I've been listening to a brazilian artist called Marina Sera, and there's another called Marina Lima that made a song called fullgas. Some real funky stuff!https://youtu.be/K5LM6EVEQ-E>>219928692Ayo good mornin' Bulgarianon! Thank you for the compliments to my voice yesterday, I'd be down to try and pronounce anything you guys send me, as long as it's not literal moans kek. I can pronounce japanese quite well since argie spanish has very similar sounding consonants to it.
>>219929040Hola princesa.>Tomorrow I have an event in churchToday some niggas rang our bell so I went outside and got sent flying when it was two old as the Eart itself Jehova's Witnesses hags. They said they are inviting people to some event and handed me a flyer that has some text and art on it and tells me to visit their website. Ofc I just accepted the flyer and told them I'll check out their website then they left. Did not tell them I don't care because this way they fuck off much quicker.>I'm just gonna go to support the girls.That's really kind of you sis.>you sound a bit like you're imitating>imitatingSe acabó.>Did you ever end up posting your body, or did andaluzanon ever end up posting?Me no, him yes.Nigga is muscular af alright. I look like a dyel next to him fr fr. But I got that gyatt. Even a really strong guy commented on my training plan and told me that the gyatt (no homo) is insane and will mog foids' butts if I keep training. Bruh.>Look at this fucking meme he sent meThat's fucking retarded holy shit. He must be a really based guy fr fr.Also I have no idea what uma musume is but I found this randomly. Really nice track fr fr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKi1BKLNY0
Good day med am back from the cagie it's the weekend, borgir of the month tastes super good, also birb did not come back today sadly, I think it's over for him.
>>219929228Henlo>>219928567
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>>219929244No running today because of the borgir and it's raining outside.Also there's a young bitch always driving recklessly on friday, she's always behind me right before entering or leaving the cagie, on my way home she passed me but then she was stopped by 2 big trucks, I could feel her anger kek.>>219929253Here's the poor lad
>>219929226UMAPYOI UMAPYOI UMAUMAUMA UMA FJASFKJSF AAAAA *foams at the mouth* I LOVE HORSES I LOVE THIS SHIT THANK YOUBasically it's a game and franchise where cartoon horses run races, and they're based on actual real horses. My favorite uma (horse in japanese) is Gold Ship, he's so fucking retarded IRL and in the anime he's also stupid as shit. i love the horses i'm the horse girl tumblr jokes about>two old as the Eart itself Jehova's Witnesses hags.Bah, Jehovah's Witnesses are kind of stuck up and prudish, mormons are usually more friendly and it's younger people who ring the doors. Surprised that in the first world you have 'em, but I mean, they're everywhere. Plus the mormon girls are so cute and will get excited if you speak in their native language at 'em.>Se acabó.I mean, come on! You could send a vocaroo speaking hungarian, and it would probably not sound like spanish at all. I can't imitate castillian spanish as good as you do, take it as a compliment, heh.>gyattgyattdamn nig, you really gotta go to a therapist and tell him "dude I'm so fuckable but I don't feel fuckable, help me out brother". And women love asses too, literally on instagram if there's any slightly attractive long haired dude the women in the comments will be thirsting frfr.>That's fucking retarded holy shit. He must be a really based guy fr fr.He likes hosting DnD and tabletop game reunions and he's a DM, you can imagine our level of autism together kek. And I love roleplaying and writing stories, so we fit right in lmao.Told him to come by the thread but he's trying to avoid 4chan until easter comes, doing a cuaresma. Also damn, wish I'd seen andaluzanon, he must be fucking BUFF. He could probably even lift me kek.
Reminder that if it wasn't for islam, northern Africa and the Middle East would have a thriving winemaking industry comparable to that in Europe.
>>219928868Nice, tortillas with what? >>219928925Morning Rivaldo >>219929024Tasty, still haven't tried artichokes>>219929040Morning mija>I'm just gonna go to support the girls.Based>>219929209>Thank you for the compliments to my voice yesterday:) >as long as it's not literal moans kekkek, of course not
>>219929376And bread. It was my first time having artichokes.
>>219929323I see, thanks for the qrd on the horses.>first worldHungary is second world though and by all standards except geographically is a Balkan shithole.>>219929376>tortillas with what?Chiggin breast, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, sauce.>>219929292>young bitchYeah just mating press her. That will fix the problem.
>>219929395Are they good? Seems like it's a lot of work to cook one and you don't get a lot of "meat" for your buck.
>>219929292omg look at this lil birb!!! I think it's a lovebird, or looks similar to it. fucking CUTE, hope he's okay. or she.>>219929376>BasedThey're grown ass women mostly, although I wonder if the missionary girls are gonna go too. It's an event from the sociedad de socorro, basically an organization that helps women in the church and stuff. We're gonna watch a conference and talk and stuff. Comfy stuff.Say, I don't know much about Bulgaria, how would you describe your country brother? Is it comfy? What do you tend to eat there? o:>>219929395I think I never had artichokes in my life, wonder if they're tasty. I love veggies, specially if they're sauteed.
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>>219929519that's how magyar looks
>>219929478>is a Balkan shitholeuncalled for :D
>>219929527I don't but I wish I did.>>219929528Balkanlar is shithole though.And that's actually SOVL.
>>219929478That'd be hard to do while driving>>219929500I doubt that but I hope.
>>219929563>I don't but I wish I did.femboys either have the biggest or smallest dicks, there seems to be no inbetween.>>219929577He does look a bit like it's a domestic birb that escaped... Unless that type of birb is common over there, in here we have benteveos, horneros, and parrots, but your picrel is exotic.
>>219929617Of course it is, that's why I don't think he'll make it unless someone managed to catch it
>>219929500>They're grown ass women mostly, although I wonder if the missionary girls are gonna go too. It's an event from the sociedad de socorro, basically an organization that helps women in the church and stuffIt's nice that you are doing social/church work and volunteering. >Say, I don't know much about Bulgaria, how would you describe your country brother? Is it comfy? What do you tend to eat there? o:We are a poor country, very corrupt but people have learned to survive without relying much on the government. I love Bulgaria and we have amazing nature and I don't want to live anywhere else (except Greece/Netherlands maybe). >Is it comfy?It is comfy, you still have a lot of freedoms and the state is not breathing on your neck about every little thing in your life. >What do you tend to eat there?Very meat/veggie based diet, kind of Mediterranean, Also Turkish influenced pastries like borek ect...I've posted many times when I make one. >>219929563Honestly I'd rather live here than Western Europe or God forbid America.
>>219929629RIP, I thought as much. Maybe it'll be found by someone who knows birbs, they tend to hang out around other humans. Or maybe he'll come around, who knows.>>219929648>It's nice that you are doing social/church work and volunteering.Yeah, I like hanging out with them, they're good people. Even if their beliefs and mine don't match that much (I... Kind of don't know how to tell them that but oh well).>we have amazing nature and I don't want to live anywhere else (except Greece/Netherlands maybe).The Netherlands sounds comfy, and Greece must be interesting to live in. The balkans remind me a bit of Argentina in a way, with the corruption and living conditions where it's not all shit but it could be definitely better. >the state is not breathing on your neck about every little thing in your life.Hmm, sounds a bit similar to here, if anything the state is kind of generous and helps pay for medication and education, so that's good. Even if people complain, I couldn't get my medication if it weren't for the gov'ment. Being a NEET and all... And my brother will soon get NEETbux due to his condition too.>Turkish influenced pastries like borek ectThe disappointment I had when I realized empanadas árabes aren't actually arab and the closest thing is the fatay was immense. Don't know much about turkish cooking sadly, aside of some pastries which I can't remember the name atm.I'd also would be terrified of living in America. Out of el Gran Buenos Aires it's quite safe in most of Argentina.
>>219929722>The Netherlands sounds comfyIt's one of my favorite countries despite not having a single hill or mountain. It's the country I have visited the most (except Greece obviously). I might go this summer again. Living conditions here are not bad at all it's just that the Government is so corrupt that poeople don't even vote no more. At least they didn't do mandates during Covid and they were chill about everything, I am grateful for that. They closed their eyes about the face vax cards so I guess corruption has it's good sides lol. > if anything the state is kind of generous and helps pay for medication and education, so that's good>I couldn't get my medication if it weren't for the gov'mentThat's a good thing. Here you can barely survive with Neetbux, you are better off finding the lowest paying job I guess that's why our unemployoment is so low, also every one has some kind of a side hustle. >Don't know much about turkish cooking sadlyIt's my favorite cuisine after Greek.
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND AN ARGIE HARDBASS SONG ABOUT RENAULT 12, QUÉ JOYITA PAPÁAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/6fjfLD0E5R8>>219929861Hmm, I think there's small mountainsides in most places of my country, although some provinces are more flat than others. I'd say Buenos Aires probably doesn't have any mountains, and maybe some provinces at the south... And provinces are as big as some Euro countries for example.>They closed their eyes about the face vax cards so I guess corruption has it's good sides lol.Quarantine here was hell, it was so fucking long for no reason imo, people still got sick and still had to work. And a lot of people weren't even really forced to vaccinate, 'cause muh vax fake blah blah. I know the astrazeneca one was shitty with it's side effects, but the pfizer was good, same with sinopharm. >you are better off finding the lowest paying job I guess that's why our unemployoment is so lowThat's surprisingly good, a lot of people here took wages from the government during Cristina Kirchner's govment, so that's why she's so hated, in part. At least in my brother's case it's justified, he's permanently disabled mentally. >It's my favorite cuisine after Greek.I should investigate more, I like the fact that it uses a lot of resources and tasty things and herbs and spices. But we have more of an italian-spanish inherited cuisine, together with giant ass grills 'cause there's a lot of cow meat here...
>>219929482>>219929500They were alright. Looked like a potato, and tasted similar, but sweeter.
>>219930096Here we opened up pretty quick and children didn't lose much school which was great. Also not vax for work mandates. >At least in my brother's case it's justified, he's permanently disabled mentally.I think you have talked about him before, I mean yeah people who actually struggle should be helped but in many western countries they just pay you to sit around despite you being "able bodied" and nothing is wrong with you. This should be illegal imo. >I should investigate more, I like the fact that it uses a lot of resources and tasty things and herbs and spices.Yeah local fresh herbs and ingredients is best, people here in the Balkans cook for themselves and don't rely on bullshit ready meals. >But we have more of an italian-spanish inherited cuisine, together with giant ass grills 'cause there's a lot of cow meat here...Yes I have heard you guys make good steaks and grilled meats, one time I did buy Argentinian beef and it was very tasty. The imported beef here is usually Irish, Argentine/Spain ...and Black Angus from US (which I don't like).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2sNSil8AdQ
>>219929617>femboys either have the biggest or smallest dicks, there seems to be no inbetween.And that's how it should be.Also vacuum cleaned the house while listenong to Twice. Holy SOVL. All that was missing was a maid dress. I'm not clean shaven rn so it would look absolutely shite tho.>>219929648Honestly I feel like if I lived in Freedomland I'd either live in Vermont or New Hampshire.Also I'm probably retarded but I feel like if you have enough money, living in a shithole is better than living in a first world cunt. Idk tho.
>>219929395>And bread. It was my first time having artichokes.One of my favourite vegetables. I always buy them when it's Spanish week at Lidl.
>>219930616And how do you cook them, Catnigga? Share the recipd
>>219930661I buy them in a can and eat them out of it.
>>219930689Figured as muchCan't blame you for artichokes honestly, they are annoying to clean and cookFun fact: in Italian "artichoke" is "carciofo", but instead in Venetian it's "articioco"
To clarify, I had the roots part, not the flower part.
>>219930616Sorry to disturb Sir John Nigger. Just wanted to let you know you missed my post yesterday. >>219911788
Played some high powered badminton matches at lunch and rewarded myself with some borgir.
Passed a test online for a jobFelt like the questions were stupid as you could interpret them very differentlyAlso some SQL questionsbro who give a fuck if one remember which specific keyword you need to some specific requestfor some database administrator maybe>>219930689>in a can
>>219930736>Fun fact: in Italian "artichoke" is "carciofo", but instead in Venetian it's "articioco"Interesting. Are there any more regional variations of the names of fruits and vegetables in Italy? Ones not confined to specific dialects, but used in daily speech.
today I don't want to work I want to stay home playing my autistic strategy gamesyet I am forced to go to wagieisn't this basically just slavery?doesn't the constitution entitle a man to clear rooms instead of clear spreadsheets?the system has failed and the West has fallen...
>>219930998It would appear that I missed several posts yesterday. Must be electrical infetterance from the Demiurge.Either way, the Alien could never catch a cat, so I don't know what that fearful feline is afraid of.>>219931036May I have your recommended pronunciation of "SQL"?
>>219931293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On0IImHTTNYI just say each letter individually in french
>>219931160>Ones not confined to specific dialects, but used in daily speech.Yeah, for example French beans formally ought to be named "fagiolini", but everybody calls those "tegoline"
>>219931293Be honest.Did you have a feeling it would end the way it ended or did I manage to succesfully bait you for the third time (third time's the charm or something)?Also I definitely did not expect the cat on the right winking on your vid fr fr.>>219931276How many hours do you have in that game?
>>219931365>fagiolini
>>219931377not that many, I just play it in short bursts very often
Tortillas were bussin' fr fr ong no cap. The onion + spicy sauce combo slaps alright.
>>219931353Interesting. Updating my Brune file to note that you're Team S-Q-L, not Team Squerl.Also, had no idea Horrible Histories used to advertise beer.>>219931377>Did you have a feeling it would end the way it ended or did I manage to succesfully bait you for the third time (third time's the charm or something)?You successfully baited me. There is egg on my face.I can now legitimately, without political overtones, call myself a victim of Jewish tricks.>>219931365I think the only three major examples in English are eggplant/aubergine, rutabaga/swede and zucchini/courgette. There's probably more, but I doubt I eat those vegetables.
>the party would lay claim to a Hungarian-populated region in western Ukraine if the war led to Ukraine losing its statehood.>The party later invited the Ambassador of South Africa to Hungary to present its claim of Israeli genocide in Gaza at an event held at the Turkish Embassy, and advocated for designating Israeli settlers in the West Bank as terroristsPeculiar
thoughts? opinions?
Did a bit of a roon in the park me.>>219930564>Also I'm probably retarded but I feel like if you have enough money, living in a shithole is better than living in a first world cunt. Idk tho.It do be like that. Why would I live somewhere that texes me 30-40-50%, fuck all that. >>219932337Imagine the smell, a lot of girls are very messy, I've been to some rough bedrooms, cat hair everywhere, towels, clothes, you can' see the floor ect..
>>219931276Indeed. The trick is to not actually work. Today I've just been fucking around on youtube and listening to music.
Dude got a bonus card every turn with that Philippine eagle which is super lucky and got 7 bonus cards but still managed to lose against me lmao
>>219929209>Marina Senayeah, this hoe is from my statenever heard any music from her though
>>219932673Momo...https://i.4cdn.org/s/1772966257215459.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/s/1773135457525292.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/s/1771588900102528.jpg
>>219932981I saw the first one on /s/ and wanted to show it to you actually, the answer is obviously "would"
>>219932911Are you from Minas Gerais?Felt like you were a state or two more South for some reason fr fr.>>219933020Zased. Knew you would plap her.
>>219933042>Felt like you were a state or two more South for some reason fr fr.crackkkas down there hate us niggas, so no
>>219933168You are yt coded tho so I'm sure southerner gals would love your BBC (Big Brazilian Cock).
>>219933168Also yeah now that you post that pic I remember that you are from there.
>>219933247There are many white girls that look European in Brazil
>>219933639Yeah that was my point.Especially in the South. Which booma claims is somewhere where they hate him cuz he is black as coal.
>>219932981AAAAAHHHH MY EEEYEEESSSS
>>219933168Thought you were a filthy p*ulista.I have family in your state. As white as a moor can be (therefore blacker than every huezillian there).
>>219933853>Thought you were a filthy p*ulista.
>>219933752the old medieval city gates of Braga were rebuilt in the 18th century as a monument and became a permanently open archwayhence why asking someone if they're from Braga when they leave the door open
>>219934117Well, if it makes you feel a bit better, I aslo thought the blonde huezillian office qt was p*ulista, but shes from Paraná.She got a bit offended but forgave me when I said I made the mistake due to her accent.It seems no one likes to be associated with that forbidden place.
>>219931036DELETE FROM brain WHERE 1=1
>>219934427kek
>>219933669I've been wondering if I go to Brazil on a rizz bender would I get stabbed or shot. >>219934723grim if not a troll
>>219934747I think you could be very popularbrown females like big white boys
>>219928580The princess turns out to be a fighter and you have to fight herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMrCmAZR9bw
>>219934823I'm not bigMy friend went to Mexico 7-8 years ago and they pulled out a gun on him because he was drunk flirting with a waitress, he said he got of the path and went to some sleazy bar. I call him Gringo sometimes and he gets mad.
>>219934413kek, paul*stas are nothing compared to c*riocas (rio de jaNEGRO)>>219934747don't worry, we do have gypsies here too and they are usually feared
>>219934973maybe not big, but you know, confident and manly perhapslike an actual dudenot a twink-adjacent like many medders
>>219935080Grandpa's gf is c*rioca, it's over (she has an amazingly hot daughter 4 years my junior).
>>219935080>we do have gypsies here too and they are usually fearedtake that back
>>219935112But I'm on their turf. Eventually I'll go to seek cocaine and I'll get robbed and stabbed, at least that's how I envision it, maybe I have an exaggerated view of Brazil not sure.
well, well, well...
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>>219935331I'm all tit... I mean, ears.
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>>219934154Ours is very straightforward.
Hello frens, did my last exam today, only an internship and a thesis remains to finish the master's degree >>219933752Here we say that the person has a open ass or tail>>219935140>Grandpa's gf is c*riocaI feel like I've lost some lore regarging your family
>>219935828Sneed.
>>219935828>I feel like I've lost some lore regarging your familyGrandma died years ago in an accident (mom was 14), so grandpa has since then been having quite a lot of fun with women. Another wife and 3 long term gfs, not counting small time things.Congratulations! And the waging wagie prospects?>>219935892Good throwback.
>>219935140>she has an amazingly hot daughter 4 years my juniorbe careful, those are pretty dangerous, even their accent sounds like criminals>>219935150just bantah
>>219935942They are quite classy for huezillians, they're from (((Niterói))). She's also a art hoe underneath classy looks (imagine all nicely dressed and dolled up, but when you see her at a beach in bikini she's sporting some tattoos and a piercing underneath some fabric) and is a psychologist, so you just KNOW she's dangerous goods.
>>219935828Good job.>open ass or tailKek
>>219935828Hello fren, good luck with the thesis and internship >>219935942no worries
>>219935892Sup Brunster>GazetteJust checked and the last issue of the /med/ gazette is turning 4 years old next week, the fuck>>219935921>mom was 14Understandable then, but what a player, hope his current fling doesn't fucker over you family inheritance>And the waging wagie prospectsUndefined as of yet, I might have some decent option but it s has to go throught some uni bureaucracy, I should have some news in the following weeksBut I have to be waging by summer, I'll probably have to lend 20k to my parents to put a new roof over theirs heads on our family home.How's the kiddo and the missus?
>>219936214>Understandable then, but what a player, hope his current fling doesn't fucker over you family inheritanceGrandpa was very liberal sharing whatever he had with his gfs. He doesn't have much and uses his money to have fun, so no worries now.>lend 20k to parentsRheinmetall is the goft that keeps on giving, uh?>kiddo and missusVery good, though she's been toiling hard.
>>219936053>an art hoe AND ps*chologist>from Niterói>tattoos and piercingyep, that's damaged goodsdoesn't mean they're not fun though (and there is where the REAL danger is)
>>219936531I'll be sure to send her your way, please give me some feedback after all is said and done.
>mfw Grandpa gets more pussy than me
>>219936295>Rheinmetall is the goft that keeps on giving, uh?Not really, I only sold 25% of my stocks when it hit 1.9k per share, and with It I bought gold and some etfs. I still think is gonna grow more until the new german elections.The 20k are actually coming form a mixture of savings from the old job and a saving account that my mother made me when I was a kid, for 20 years she put for both me and my sister our kindergeld (swiss family allowance) there. I had that as an emergency fund in case my car went to shit. But the roof is almost 40 years old and it's not gonna survive another winter, they now have good pensions so I rather give them the money instead of them getting a small loan
>>219936705>kindergeldLiterally free magical money for us southron poor people.>40 years oldYou should get it done, I agree.
@irmão, I forgot to ask, how are parents and the missus?
>>219936779>Literally free magical moneyAnd they fuckers still won't have kids with their governments giving them 250€/month free of taxation for each kid, mentalSpeaking of wich, my father knew a turkish guy back there that received 1750 CHF back in the 80s, he put his brother kids as his own kek>>219936828>how are parentsSo-so, my father is showing some signs of cognitive decline, and my mother ulceras have come back, but it only has a small one as of yet, it's seems to be receeding, my sister is taking care of them during the week and then I treat the wound of the weekends.>missusFine, he had a turbinoplasty last months but she's okay.The problem is that her grandpa had a small stroke this tuesday and spend most of the day at the hospital and then the fuckers decided to discharge him at 4am becuase we're in the middle of a medical strike, and the whole week has been madness for us.Her mother is coming back to Galicia tomorrow to take care of him, but the situation is not sustainable for us at the moment, grandpa needs someone in the house at night, he has three kids and the brunt of his care should not fall entirely on my gf. They need to get their shit together and take care of his father.So a bit fucked
No cagie monday and tuesday
>>219937326Scared to meet your coworker?
>>219937368No I have the formation in Metz. Next days off will be the week from April 6th to 12th
At the gym rn, 0 mood now for leg day. Your general knowledge about Brazil fascinates me btw, but we're on /int/ for some reason.>>219937326Congrats.
>>219937320>turbinoplastyWhat problem did she have with her nose?It seems you two and family are always in the midst of medical problems.
Tranime-enjoyers, this is your time to shine :Thoughts on >>219932803
>>219937859Is this real? Kek
>>219937922Idk
>>219937859>Bardellawhat's up with froggies and Italian strongmen taking over their country?
1.5 km in 7:29.Didn't manage to match my PR but I managed my pace much better so I was less tired even though I was pretty close to my PR.
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>>219937765>What problem did she have with her nose?Her turbinates didn't allow her to brethe properly form her nose (cornetos in galician and cornetes in spanish, idk in portuguese). She's now a bit bummed because she can't go to the gym until they heal properly>>219938316Ever though about trying a 5k?
Went to bed after I finished the cagie. Just woke up from a 90 mins nap.>>219935828Nice job fren.>>219938316Today as I was doing unilateral low rows and resting between sets, the strongest guy came to the gym, started talking with me with a protein shake in a glass in his hand, then out of nowhere hopped on the machine and started pulling my 5RM with one arm like it was 20 kgs and with his other harm he drank from the protein shake. Absolutely sent me flying. Nigga loves trolling others.
>>219930154Huh, looked like a potato... I thought artichokes looked a bit like a small green pine, or I'm mixing it up with another veggie.>>219930377Woah, Bulgaria's government is REALLY lax with it's demands to it's people, I would be a bit worried for the health of the country but you seem fine. I'd like to visit but I have no idea how to speak Bulgarian, hell, haven't heard anyone speak it in ages, not even once in real life imagine kek.>in many western countries they just pay you to sit around despite you being "able bodied" and nothing is wrong with youDepends on the severity of the condition I'd say, some people genuinely can't work 'cause their bodies are too frail or they're vulnerable to stuff, like seizures or lights. The issue is NEETbux come generally from people paying their taxes, kind of. And yeah, my brother has mental retardation, severe, and he kinda can do some stuff on his own like take showers, now he's learned how to go to the bathroom, but he's semi-verbal, has the intelligence of a really really really small child... And he can't cook and walk out on his own or he can mess up.>people here in the Balkans cook for themselves and don't rely on bullshit ready meals.That sounds really comfy! I love cooking with fresh ingredients, not necessarily 'cause I'm a health freak, but organic and fresh ingredients taste the best and feel the most nutritious imo.>The imported beef here is usually Irish, Argentine/SpainIrish, huh? I wonder how their meat tastes like. And since my partner is coming from España to Argentina, I wonder if the meat will be too different. Our meat looks kind of purple-ish compared to american meat. But it's rich and nourishing!>>219930564>Also vacuum cleaned the house while listenong to Twice. Holy SOVLHoly KINO. I someday want an accurate-ish french maid dress, the long ones with the long white apron, they look so cute and pretty! And I've gotta shave too sister, we're in the same boat lmao.
>>219938928That's a big ass nap if I say so
>>219938755>Ever though about trying a 5k?No, it never entered my mind.>>219938928Bit rude from him innit.I'm strong but I don't do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UsFlcR30b0VGH
>>219939011Nah actually he's a based lad. Told me that he pulls this shit a lot of times it's just that when he pulled this I was not present in the gym. He usually checks who has the most weighted loaded on machines in the gym then just goes there to make it look like it's not heavy at all. He be based in my book so I'm fine with it. Probably sent some guys flying tho as I'm sure some took it personally.>>219938995I was tired and am still tired tbf. Had lots of work this week o algo.>>219938977>And I've gotta shave too sisterImagine the smell.>>219939082Yjk she has several STDs.
>>219932557M-my room is a bit messy but I do clean the floor and sweep it, it's just that my bed is a mess cause I move too much in it... People tell me it smells good regardless ;w;>>219932911Holy shit, really? That's so cool! Wish I knew more about popular brazilian music, I just know about bossanova and some songs here and there by some related artists.>>219932981sexo sexo sexo soft squishy tummies GHHGHGHGHG>>219938928brothers in naps stay unitedMy mom's been baking cakes to sell today, or well, budines we call them. I want to eat a failed one she made that kind of erupted a bit.
>>219939138How do you know that ?
Argentinette there's STR anime next week
>>219939167Well she is in that vid and those shows usually are filled with whores ig. Apart from that just a gut feeling.>>219939155>My mom's been baking cakes to sell todayHow many did she make?
Meant SBR*
>>219939231>>219939266Just watch it already chuddy.
>>219938977The roots. I had the roots, or whatever they're called.
>>219939231STEELBALLRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNI'm waiting ferociously for it to come out and pirate it 'cause I don't have netflix, hell yeah, next week two of my favorite series will have new episodes!>>219939252More than 6 since yesterday, yesterday she made 6, and today I think 4. She's selling them for 5mil pesos argentinos (a little bit under 5 USD lol) to collect that money and pay for a baking class she wants to join.>>219939266holy shit i didn't notice, that's what happens when I'm thinking of cakes. BUT YEAH KINO IS COMING OUT, I WANT TO SUCK GYRO'S ITALIAN DICK (respectfully).
>>219939314Okay I will, but only for Mio
>>219939082She's so fucking pretty. I wonder if she's a natural redhead.
>>219939349>>>219939346Nice.>a little bit under 5 USDYeah things usually sound grim in western currencies. 5000 peso rn is 1230 hungarian forints fr fr. If I see something a bit too expensive in the store, like today that really tasty ice cream, in a store and the price tag saying 3000 huf I kinda don't want to buy it cuz fuck that. Then I just convert it to eur and 7,5 eur sounds much cheaper than 3000 huf for some reason fr fr. Shit's retarded.
Found this scary Apu on another thread, I might post it for next Halloween>>219939461She looks like that redhead Scottish Disney princess
>>219939346Also based from your momberg to join baking classes.You could join them too and wear a maid dress in the kitchen fr fr.>>219939479>redhead Scottish Disney princessShe's called Merida sweetie.
>>219939479Apu seems to know something is wrong.
>>219939497I don't watch Disney, don't bully
>>219939471Yeah, argentinian pesos are fucking ruined, I remember that an alfajor was like 5 pesos when I was a literal child, and I'm no older than 25 (I'll turn 24 this june :c), imagine. Also give yourself that fucking icecream xister, imagine if it goes out or the day you can't buy yourself one, at least you'll be happy you did it in the past.Ice creams go from 1800 ARS to 5000 ARS if they're kind of expensive and have two ice cream balls. I think icecream milkshakes are a bit more, or around that price too.>>219939479Merida is ironically one of my favorite princesses, I wouldn't consider myself a Disney adult cause I think disney sucks nowadays, but I loved didney films growing up. They just care about the money now...Also that's a cute apu. Merida, Mulan, and Tiana must probably be my favorite princesses. (sco'ish, chinese, american-black ones)>>219939497I'm so mad at the fact my partner isn't a sweets person! He prefers meat and eating meat! He's ironically a very healthy person 'cause he doesn't eat anything too sweet aside of monster energy cans that have sweeteners, but he doesn't like cookies, or pastries, or anything. Just ice cream at most! Dear Lord!Imagine a maid making roasted meat instead of apple pies and cheesecakes! That ain't right at all! (I'd still do it thovgh lol)
>>219939502Apu during sunday night, evil Apu is the cagie
>>219939539I used to watch some movies as a kid. The last two movies I watched were Frozen back in Winter 2017 after I got back home from a hospital and the next day they aired it on the telly and Moana around 2022 I guess. I really should watch Frozen 2 someday. Oh and I also watched the Mulan remake like 2 years ago.>>219939717Bodied that freak.>>219939627>he doesn't eat anything too sweetI wish I could stop slamming sweets desu. Would help with gaining strenght I guess as the refined sugar would not fuck with my hormones. It increases estrogen levels o algo.>Also give yourself that fucking icecream xisterYeah I got it and ate some as a post-workout treat. Still have some left for tomorrow. It is a chocolate fudge ice cream. Really tasty. Would give you some in exchange for what your mom baked fr fr.
Made myself a malta with milk and a bit of sweetener, even though it's hot outside, I still like drinking hot sweet drinks.>>219939794Honestly it's an addiction, I guess it's good my bf isn't into sweets at all since they're so hard to quit, and can fatten you, and can lead to diabetes. I'm already on the verge, even though my blood sugar is under 120 still.At least my blood pressure is ironically low, or it's more dangerous for it to go down than it going up lol.>It is a chocolate fudge ice creamMaaann, I want some... I have some slightly sweet cookies that are slightly glazed with honey, they're called bizcochos 9 de oro. I want to eat something else, maybe my mom's cakes...
>>219938755It’s corneto in Portuguese as well.Have you been hitting the gym hard?
>>219940434>Have you been hitting the gym hard?Yeah, not these last weeks due to time constraints, I'm currently doing more bodybuilding kind of training, new milestones are:>Deficit rdl to 150kg by 12 reps>OHP 76kg for 10>Weighted pullups 25kg for sets of 10I've been focusing on upper back, arms, delts and glutes, arms are 43cm now
my ears are bleeding (not really) from the fact momberg wanted someone with a big ass lawnmower to cut the backyard's grassi'm suffering
>>219941330>OHP 76kg for 10Strong ass nigga
>>219941646ey my brother in autism, do you also feel the exasperant need to cover your ears when there's a loud ass noise you can't tolerate? like motorbikes or lawnmowers or loud sirens or wheezing, tooth-vibrating noises? or is my brand of autism too strong?
>>219941646It has always been my strongest lift, after 8 months of training I could do 60kg for 3x5, and my bench had always sucked ass
>>219941753> after 8 months of training I could do 60kg for 3x5ImpressiveI'm currently stalling at 4 reps with 28 kgs dbs. I should soon switch from doing db bench as my first set and do db shoulder press as the first lift of the day. Barbells filter the shit out of me for some reason so I don't really bench nor ohp them. Some days ago I wanted to see to which weight I could get up my barbell ohp but 50 kgs already sent my shoulders flying. On the bencherino around 1lmaopl8s my shoulders already start hurting. Don't experience the same thing with dbs tho neither on ohp or bench. It is what it is. I'm currently slowly increasing my db bench weight. Finished physiotherapy in January and since got up my db incline from 30 kgs to 36 kgs. I really just want to say fuck it and get it up to 40 kgs in 2 weeks but gotta keep it slow and not btfo my shit. Also I'll go heavy on lower back training and add RDLs back in some weeks back to my leg days. 3pl8s should be easily doable. Also I should be able to hit 2lmaopl8s on strict bent over rows in two or three weeks.Eh bit of a long ass gymcel post but I'm not deleting it. Just ignore it or idk.>>219941679In the past I would cover my ears if an ambulance went by. I still feel the need to cover them but I don't anymore. Also the fabric of clothes if they gave my skin the 'ick would make me twitch a bit. Not anymore tho interestingly. Then again I don't really wear those clothes anymore so maybe they still would make me twitch.
>>219941330>OHP 76kg for 10Huge. I'm currently at 64kg for 5 (three sets).
>>219942073I sometimes can tolerate noises without covering my ears but it makes me feel fatigued not having any sort of protection against them. Or it makes me feel rageful, like "AAAAAH FUCK STOP IT STOP IT MY HEAD AAAAAH".And some fabrics, specially itchy ones like some types of wool used to drive me insane as a kid...Man, I really don't want to diagnose myself but I don't feel normal, kek. And I'm an socks at all times on kind of person, apparently some people can't tolerate the feeling of socks.
Good night med, I can sleep and wake whenever I want tomorrow
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