Hold still Amerigolems, this will only hurt... A LOT
>>153793361Fuck off Italy, you aren't even real. If I have to open Tubi to watch your games then you can't be that important
>>153793361You're good but you're still bench players by comparisonThe (Italian-Americans) should be on team USA doing the pinch hitting and mop up pitching
Wait a sec...
>>153793437>Macerata Angels
>>153793437is this a list of Cosa Nostra members?
>>153793375One of their main "star sluggers" literally is a lefty pinch hitter for the mariners
>>153793437the surnames read like a terrone team from the lower football leagues, that's good enough even with the passport fuckery going on
>>153793494>Cosa Nostrano such thing
>>153793437for me it's Gabriele Quattriniby the way, it's pretty much the same with their rugby league team, basically 95% of them are Australian or French
What sport are we referencing here
>>153793361Italy? More like CRAPTALY!
>>153793361Lol you got rocked by Norway 4-1 in your only sport
still other teams better than you lmao, but for real i was impressed
>>153797690>no piercing>no tattoo>no beard>not obesethey're barely woke
>>153793437>ShitpostalyWhy do they let you guys troll us like this? I mean it's really funny and don't stop, but come on
>>153797732>our only sport>in 2000+26get with the times, grandpa
Go Kyle Teel and Sam Antonacci!
>>153793437gabagool
>tfw Sicilian on my mother's sideI've always figured I need to root for a Serie A team, but which one? There aren't currently any Sicilian teams in the highest tier of Italian soccer. Should I just root for Napoli?
>>153805005Palermo in Serie Based, bro.
>>153793437>morabitolmao
>>153793361That doesn't make logical sense. You would say "this will only hurt a little" because "only" implies something not so bad/severe. You are stupid and should think before you write.
>>153805530https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocco_Morabito_(mobster,_born_1966)
>>153805005>Should I just root for Napoli?It's bad enough that you're part sicilian, no need to make it worse.
I wonder who Tony Jagoffaloni is rooting for
mike napoli retired in 2017
Its on at 2am ... so what would be a decent loss? score 3 points and then beat Mexico?
>>153793437Total Vinny Supremacy
>>153806451how about just beat both?
Shitaly has no chance against Samurai Mexico
>>153793361Stick to spaghetti and cosa nostra
This is absolutely the trap game
>>153793437I refuse to believe there's someone under 30 called "Vinny Pasquantino"
>>153793375pretty boy like that.. just imagine he he could ACT. LA could have been his oyster
>>153793361eyyyyyy I'm battin 'ere
Does anyone in Italy actually watch baseball?
this is the real thread
>>153812107What if I give you a name you can't refuse? What then paisan?
reminder that they sell baseball bats in places like italy and england literally only for lower-level drug dealers to club each other with
>>153812226kek
>>153793437my last name is on here
>>153813256well hello jacob seattle
alright fire up the rico act
the wops are winning...
Kylesspresso
>Team USA getting beat by team USA liteLol
>>153793361LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO MY BOYS!!!
>>153813445Team New Jersey is too powerful
Holy kek this pitching is atrocious.
>>153813466I never had the makings of a varsity athlete
coming from behind to face some adversity before the quarter finals was always the plan
>>153813050>>153813050>>153813050Game thread here
Ameribros, why are our pitchers not named Skoobs and Skeens all fucking awful?
>>153813243I think you mean battle out their differences on the baseball diamond, like true gentlemen
>>153813542nobody gives a fuck faggot
>>153813445If Italy wins that means that Mexico has 0% chance of moving on? That would be a huge upset!
>>153813542You post here, on this, the day of my daughter's wedding
>>153813542I didn’t know we had a game thread. I’ll go there
>>153813575So you're saying it's an inside job? inb4 RICO trial for Vinnie Pasquatino
>>153813243A kneecap is a baseball. A car window is a baseball
Vinnie, YOURE BREAKIN MY BALLS AND MY HAERT
>>153793361no...NO!!!
>>153813050>>153813050>>153813050We’re all in here btw
>can't even get plumbers outpathetic
Mods can you please combine the threads? We won't even get 400 posts for this game since its not elimination for the USA.
AIEEE I KNEEL ITALIANSLet me kiss some Italian MILFS
>>153813847Get off /sp/ Marisa Tomei
GUISE IT DOESN'T SAY "GAME THREAD" IN THIS THREAD SO YOU CAN'T POST ABOUT THE GAME IN HERERRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>153793437>Can't believe no one's mentioned "Mastrobuoni" yet
what the fuck is our pitching philosophy here. come on dero
>"marsee">italianriiiiiiight
Ketchup Spaghetti Bono
>>153814493...tell me more...
Italian-Americans own baseball
>>153814632
>>153814683sliced sausage on that thang and we're cookin
AL Centrals owning team USA
>>153814493dont put ketchup in traditional dishes put tomato sauce instead>>153814683cooked it wrong
Is Mike Piazza still their manager?
>>153814763
>>153814801every sushi shop in italy is owned by chinese peoplealso what the fuck is that thing? did you rip the pubes from the balls of a hog?
>>153814785no, are you blind?
>>153814801ngl that looks breddy gud. i would fucking love a sushi tour of the med
>>153814888Japanese people, including myself, love Italian food. I don't mean this as an insult.Go Italy!
>>153815004>served without chopsticksseppuku
>>153815004im glad you like iti just wish japanese food here would be higher quality
>>153815004iron chef italian
>>153793437>Mastrobuoni
>>153793437for me? It's Matrobouni
digits confirm usa runs scored by the end
nice Italy
Holy mother of PROPHECY
FACT: Long Islanders are the most powerful race on the planet.
>>153793375well they're doing mop up pitching nowso that part's true
>>153813050>>153813050>>153813050here's the gamethread btw. 350 posts, not just one anon talking to himself
>>153815859nobody gives a fuck retard
This is the thread that will be remember (or "archived" in the good old days)Im sticking here for the legacy
>>153793361OP did you KNOW or were you just shit posting?
>>153815872Just hit 540 posts lol. Hope you enjoyed talking to yourself while the game is on, point proven you shut in freak
US beat Mexico by 2, we need to keep this over that for a cheeky Tongo last game Ita-Mex
Holy shit, im watching a pirate stream and american ads are way cornier than i thought. First is an ad about israel and king david obviously created by a jew meanwhile portrating itself as a "christian show about the israel before the cross", second one is an ad about car and you got Guns N Roses welcome to the jungle, eagles and people burning a ship and some stuff about tea. Then you have some LGBTQ+ consciousness shit. All that in less than a minute
JUDGED
ALL COUNTIES REPORT
MAMMA MIA DA THROWERINO
>>153816511Lakewood heret. jewish
NOT SCHWARBOVER YET
Mama mi-ACK
Will Smith score a run?
>>153793437The venezuelan guy was born in a place called carpano
>>153816423He got the call
HEY NOWHEY NOOOWWWWWDONT DREAM ITS OVER
pasta bros we got too cocky...
Is playing pa-panamericano considered racist under the circumstances?
>larper popout incoming
>>153815047They make spaghetti with a ketchup sauce don’t listen to him
umpgods
a HARPERIAN popup
>RISP
>>153816491>adsyeah it's gay as fuckeven just the fact that everything has to be a goddamn skit/sketch comedy premise too.. they can't even just hawk their wares with a straight face forward approach in simple sales pitch terms
I thought the ads when i watched the US stream because every single one is filmed like a movie trailer
Judge walkoff grand slam coming up
>>153816839Were strange*
Roman Anthony will end up as the GOAT
why don't the hitters smear massive pine tar across the ads on their helmets?i know i would. fuck them and their product placements
Anyone got an American FS1 stream?
>>153816876Poos are too busy streaming 3rd level Slovenian handball it seams
Pete would have done it his way if he played.
HOLD THE LINE
PCA DOES IT AGAIN
Paisans.....
It's so fucking happening
KINO EITHER WAYKINO KINO KINO
AARON JUDGE IS A FAGGOT AND THE JANKEES SUCK LMAO WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
Wow. Thought for sure this was scripted when it all came down to Judge and they actually pitched to him
WE DID IT
Dream Team? More like Meme Team.
fudge
>Chudge
What a choke.
Roman Anthony would have smashed a home run for sure, still it was sad to see a piece of shit player from a piece shit team fuck the USA like that
>>153816689saizerya is better than olive garden. tonight proves it!
>IF Mexico wins it's a three way 3-1 tie>then a three way tie>runs allowed determines winner >Mexico right now has the lowest allowed>there is a chance USA is eliminatedThis is unreal.
God I hope Mexico wins tomorrow and eliminates USA. Maybe then these overpaid drama queens will actually fucking prepare for this thing instead of treating it like spring training.
Mexico 1-0 Italy >The Disgrace of Houston
>>153817229They would just not go and treat it as a waste of time lol
>>153817221i for one blame the jewish dork nerds who make up the MLB front offices>muh 55 pitches
Based Italy soak it in
>kudge
please eliminate us, i've seen enough of my dogshit country
Enjoy your empty victory, nobody actually cares about this cum guzzling sport.
fudge adding to his legacy of failure
justice do beats evil after all
>>153793437there are a lot of italian immigrants in the US huh
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
Fire DeRosa and the U.S. Baseball equivalent to Cashman!
>sludgeYour 2025 MVP ladies and gentlemen!
Who could’ve seen this coming with the absolutely unserious lineup Derosa put out tonight.
>>153817197Are there Saizeriya restaurants in the US?https://www.saizeriya.co.jp/menu-popular/
>>153793361how many actual italians just watched this game live on TV?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Haha little humiliating isn't it
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT MIKE TROUT PLAY?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS TRAITOR TO THE STATEIF WE GET GROUPED TROUT NEEDS TO BE TRIED FOR TREASON
>>153817338Yeanh your a hockey nation now right?
>>153817607kek
>>153793437heh
>>153817597he's allergic to meaningful games
>>153817550Even if it were broadcast in prime time on the main channel, baseball would struggle to attract more than a million viewers here.At 4 in the morning? Anything over 50,000 hits is a success, it probably rivaled the figures of the free lessons offered by Nettuno university
>DeRosa>American
Game-theoretically speaking, I think Mexico and Italy will naturally align their scoring patterns to eliminate the United States without needing to collude...
told ya
>>153817544no unforunately, but even if there were, it'll just be bastardized like yoshinoya.
US-ACK!
>>153817634GOT'EEM
>>153817665I understand thank you
>>153817338LMAO
>>153817338>yanks dont care about baseball>yanks dont care about basketball>yanks dont care about association footballNow what do they care about?
>>153817746sucking off their jewish masters
USAbros, What do we do now?
>>153817821
>>153817746don't be silly
>>153817862kek
>>153817862
>>153817952
>>153817980Make it stop! The multiplying can't keep going at this rate!
>>153817980KABOOM!
>>153817980
>>153818053STAAAAAHHHPPPP
>>153793437Holy shit is that Gio Scotti's brother?
>>153817746Cricket
>>153818053
Does any shitalian actually care about baseball?
>>153816857jinxed it
>>153817821Pray to Jesus that Italy can beat Mexico.
Man I really wanted another USA-VZLA. 2023 was kino
>>153816511Cape May>fucking PA plates already appearing
>>153816511>Middle SexWhat did they mean by this?
>>153818378No, that's what makes it even more embarassing for you amerifats
>>153814888They sprinkled dry seaweed on top of it.https://youtu.be/MniAAxcQwSo
>>153814888https://youtu.be/dQDtwYVm7BoIf I ever go to Japan again, I'd like to check out this ramen place that's run by an Italian man and his Japanese wife. He has come up with a fusion of Italian and Japanese flavors that look really good to me.
I don't really know all the details, but my impression was that the only countries with actual pro baseball systems were basically the US, Japan, and Korea, and that the only other national teams stacked with pros were the Latin American countries that produce a lot of MLB players.So when I hear "Italy" in baseball, I just picture a bunch of amateurs larping as a national team. How the hell are those guys beating the US?The other day Australia, which I don't exactly associate with baseball either, almost took Japan to the wire.This sport's so-called "pro structure" is a total bunch of frauds.
>>153819097They're not Italians at all Samurai-sama, they are 90% New York and New Jersey wops. Their opening pitcher "just happened" to have been on like every team our batting order was on throughout his career, meaning he practiced specifically to strike our bums out. America literally played itself, which is pretty funny
>>153819097There are two "real" Italians on the team and the details are simple they just beat the shit out of Americas favorite pastime!
>>153819187It's actually 3 players born and bred in Italy, the rest are american terroni
>>153793437>Andrew Fischer>Greg WeissertMust be from South Tyrol
>>153819097it's not like that kid game requier a crazy amount of skill, you look at baseball best players they are chubby and old
>>153793361BASED BASED BASED
>>153793485The fact that it's in red text (missing article) makes it even funnier
>>153817372BACK ME UP VITO
>>153819260:(
>>153813508>im a come from behind kinda guy!
>>153819140Nah that's not really itIt more our batting line up is full of heavy hitters and home run mashers that all they want to do on this big international stage is crank bombs and the pitcher pitched to that making them look like fools constantly swinging for the fences
>>153793361Kek
>>153812107I moved to a town last year that unbenowst to me has a huge Italian-American population and guidos with names like this are all over the place. They very much still exist and are kind of their own semi-insular community.
I felt the “its lame to get serious against lesser teams” energy from team America. I think that’s really lame. booooooo
USAthe S stands for soulless
>>153817862when the bat hits your eyeand you'll scream with surprisethat's amore
>>153793437high level gabagool enjoyers
>>153820116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-eHk4RiIso
>>153812077Dubs of truth
>>153819266IM GOIN INN
will Italy and Mexico collude to fuck over USA? or will money change hands somewhere to ensure USA makes it?
>>153821679They'll get raped if they do
nobody's gonna mention that Italy was slurping PED's (espressos) all game long?
>>153821899Espresso with clostebol, una delizia.
>>153821986>>153821899Espressos are a diuretic
>>153822643so are crack rocksso is nerve gas for that matter
These Mexicans are expecting the gabagol but they are getting the capricol
>>153819216bavarian men, italian woman has always been a thing
