Burgers vs Pizza in a baseball battle! Let's go!
>>153813050
we're all in >>153793361
sit the FUCK down!!!sit the FUCK down!!!sit the FUCK down!!!
>Italian hitting>3 straight Kskwab
LOCKED IN
SOUTH SIDESTAAAAAAAND UP
Where is everyone?
>>153813440in the real threads. quit trying to force this shit, it's not going to happen
This game is making me proud to be an Italian American
why the fuck are italy wearing blue? it's not even in their flag..and shouldnt they being wearing mario costumes?
>>153813461I’m not OP but what do you mean? This is the only gamethread
>>153813440>>153793361I think we weirdly chose the Italian Appreciation Thread to post in..
>>153813481They wear blue in all international competitions ya dip. The Azzurri
Uh... new world sisters?! Our response?!
>>153813493>implying anyone gives a fuck about the phrase "game thread"it's time to move on, m'lady
>>153813050Not on fox, not watching you boomers
it's on fox deportes
>>153813516Im not OP but we literally did yesterday? How new are you kek
score runs
>>153813568keep saying "i'm not op"it's so convincing
Come onnnnn score some fackinnn runs!!!
Are we actually gonna lose bros?
>>153813577Do we have a method of getting this information to the squad? I fear their orders may have been sent to the wrong team.
I kinda hope Italy wins so Mexico go out
damn why is my Tubi broken? What is the link? I swear I am typing baseball and world baseball classic and getting no games all year?
gakt
i went to venice once. plays smells like absolute shit because of the water and gypsies everywhere
>>153813732I loved Venice I thought it was a great city
>>153813732I want to drive a speedboat through the canals like an asshole
>not one italian in this thread.Kek. Lmao even
>eat crow footlong
Mexi-sisters... not like this. not like this.
>>153813732It's true that it smells like shit but it's still a cool city
>>153793361>>153793361>>153793361The real thread is over here
Is McLean any good?
>>153813791What the fuck are you talking about retard? This is the game thread
put skenes back in
>>153813796He’s a rookie, finished the season really long for the Mets last year. I listened to a podcast that said he could get down ballet Cy Young votes this season
>>153813762Italians don't care about baseball. the finals need to be USA x big country to have a lot of viewership. 95% of Japan will tune out if Team Japan gets eliminated.
why isn't this game on FOX? gay af
How does the pool work out if both USA and Mexico go out 3-1? Who gest through? Because Italy advancing really fucks things up for the entire pool and baseball is huge in USA and pretty big in Mexico. Viewership is how the WBC will expand. Italy is not a baseball country or market. >>153813853>ballet
COME ON LETS GET THOSE BATS RATTLIN
>>153813910>why isn't this game on FOX? gay afI'm gonna laugh if the rationale is "eh, it's the last game of the pools, no point watching USA win 13-1 when we could focus on the quarter finals onwards".
>>153813867The japs dont give a fuck about baseball retard
>pcgayhe thought he got it kek
>mest pitcher>Ernie Clement>P "free out" CAare we throwing?
>>153814001oldshit is also in there
>it's over
>>153813949>Japan>Not caring about baseballWho's the retard here?
attababy witt
witt is actually really good idk why some anons tard rage over him
>>153813949>The 2023 tournament semifinal between Mexico and Japan recorded 29 million average viewers in just those two countries alone.[7][8][9]>The 2025 World Series achieved record viewership, averaging 34 million viewers across the U.S., Canada, and Japan, making it the most-watched Fall Classic since 1992. Game 7 alone averaged 51 million viewers, marking it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years.Japan is Baseball and Ohtani obsessed. Part of the benefits for having Ohtani and other Japanese players in two World Series finals is that the Japs all tuned in. The Japanese Dodgers/Angels games had an additional "Ohtani cam" that they could cut to show whatever he's doing at any given moment.
What the fuck HenderSHIT
WITT RUNNING WILD
Moot.s are gettin BTFO here and vs Iran hahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahah
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xusYZBdjszk
>>153814090>mootWho?
>>153814064theyre just mad hes on a "poverty franchise" instead of their team even though the royals have won a ws more recently than their team
>>153813779Hshhahhahahhahhahahhaha italy is mexico 2.0
if we lose to italy will our opponent be harder? I guess I can just look this up...
>>153814113You, the 56% le white face.
>>153814075Should of started Turang.
How the fuck are we losing?
>>153814069one of my regulars is an old marine and he said japan has been like that even back then
>>153814175Nobody on team USA can hit.
Mama mia we are being crushed like a bunch of goombas
we're a Power Slap nation anyway
JAC CAGLIANONE STOMPING US "PITCHING"
>>153813050Uh-oh, chuds bros
>5-0HOLY SHIT BROS WERE COOKED
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no
Cags!
>>153814211mushroom when
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
they gave Italy the juiced balls to humiliate us
>>153814069Fake news
The fuck are we doing
>we are a war country anyway...
>>153814175Aren't we through to the next round? this game doesn't mean much to us but the Italian team is filled with americans that couldn't hack it so they are playing with spirit.
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when i get done masturbating we better be tied
Are there any actually shitalians on the team, or all just american traitors?
Don’t worry Judge and Harper are at their best when the chips are down
>>153814310I think if we lose and the Mexicans beat Italy we don't go on or something
Mama mia!
>>153814310Nope. We haven't clinched
the fuck is actually going on here
>>153814362Shitty pitching
>about to get bootyblasted by America JV team>now potentially need to hope Italy beats Mexico to even make it out of group playThis is embarrassing
>>153814329mostly latinx larping as italian
>>153814329I think like 2 are actually Italian
>>153814348well then what the fuck are these idiots doing?
>>153814310top 2 advancefirst tiebreaker is head-to-headsecdond tiebreaker is runs against
>>153814335Harper's only clutch when he's playing Atlanta or San Diego.
>2026>ryan yarboroughYea, Team America doesn't have the pitching to go all the way.
>when the sublocade hits
i have peanuts and cracker jacks for this game
>>153814440i dont care if i ever get back
People troll Harper and he’s not playing today but his bat does look really slow
Nice middle middle take Fudge
>>153814440But do you care if you never go back?
>>153814440how much are a 3 pack of cracker jacks in Finland?
JUDGED>>153814466apologize faggot
>>153814480No u.
gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my assi dont care if it ever shrinks back
italians are too powerful on mario day
Skubal and every competent pitcher in America just couldn't pitch tonight sorry. We simply have to rely on a Mets rookie and the withered remains of Ryan Yarborough
>FUDGE
>>153814379>>153814383Checks out.
a fudgian forceout
>5-0
*sobs*Even you schwarbie…
As an Italian man, I hope America loses. Fuck anglos
We are actually gonna lose lmao.
>>153814440Based
ehh bada bing bada boom
Lmao this team is such a bunch of soulless fucks. Probably don't even care about losing
Mike Piazza is gay btw
>>153814543Based. Med power!
Attaboy Willy
Big dick willy.
>>153814568Seething wasp cuck
I had the game playing in the background, and I heard the casters talking about how the team is mostly personally put together because some guy went around and asked people? Does that mean you could do that for any old team and craft them from all Americans?
>>153814623Go make the Bosnia-Herzegovina team boss
>whattya guys doin out there? Losing to team Italy? Team Italy? Ya gotta be kidding me.
>>153814623He made offers they couldn't refuse
*gulps*Plenty of time left bros
All these fucking dago whops are literally born in america send them the fuck back if they represent their shithole country.
why are they doing that hand sign? you dont do that randomly, the fuck? thats like if americans shot guns in the air every time something happend
>>153814594this was deboonked
>>153814714I do that all the time
fudge is no ohtani. he is not capable of leading them back
>>153814747He alwyas looks bored. No hustle.
STOP PLAYING TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MUSIC REEEE
>>153814772When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore
boring
would this qualify as the biggest upset in baseball history??
Uh, is there a chance USA is eliminated? It's possible Mexico and USA end up 3-1 records.
>>153814729you only that when you are confused or you shrug something off, for example a good use of that hand sign is when you are bitching to the ref
>>153814761hes a superhuman athlete but im not sure how good of a lockerroom speech he can give
>>153814822Yeah if Mexico beats Italy tomorrow
Joe DiMaggioYogi BerraJac Caglianone
>>153814772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTa6Xbzfq1U
Every god damn ad is for some kind of American monster truck.
We were just lulling them into a false sense of security bros, this inning will prove it.
>>153814864just be glad you don't have to park next to those fuckers
>>153814839How? We beat Mexico
>The Jersey Shore national baseball team
what if this score holds and Italy and Mexico just collude to have Mexico win like 3-0 tomorrow?
I thought Israel already lost why is a Mest pitcher blowing games against Guidos?
what happened to my all star team? Goldschmidt, Clement, PCA is the bottom of the order of a regular old MLB team
>>153814899Everyone having 3-1 records is fucking scary because that changes everything. Mexico and Italy advancing but not USA would mean the americans literally tune out of the entire tournament. WBC is still not considered a pristine tournament in American eyes. it's East asia and Latam that loves it. I'm hoping USA loses in semi-finals, and we get a Japan x DR finals.
>>153814899would be funny and on point for the duplicitous Mexicans
>>153814894Because we would both be 3-1. It would come down to who lost by less runs.
Samurai Italy is slicing us so thin we'll melt in the pan
>>153814899Yep. If the USA loses tonight and Mexico wins tomorrow, it all comes down to run quotient calculations.
These are some fucking terrible AB's by USA.
Losing with this lineup is inexcusable isn’t it
>>153814713Seethe anglo cuck
>ernique lemon
>>153814772Would you rather have Maneskin, which is Italian Nickelback?
>>153814772
>>153814983Didn't you almost lose to the Czechs?
USA trounced Mexico, so it is entirely possible Italy will win againt here. meaning 4-0 record and they're the first out. USA would be 3-1 and out. Mexico's 2-2 means they're eliminated in pools which is really disappointing. If Mexico wins it's a 3 way tie of 3-1 and holy shit it's like some big toss up who even gets out.
burgerbros... we're about to light up the dago wop guinea bullpen
ONCE AN AXIS ALWAYS AN AXIS WE SHOULD'VE NUKED ROME TOO
these italian pitchers are both roiding
If america comes back and wins I promise I will stop listening to sissy hypno
PELOTA
>>153814818????
BOOOOO
>>153815076be a man and start jacking off to bbws
>desperately requesting a review of a foul ball
Bro, we're actually going to lose on Mario Day of all days.
>>153814713Timmy is seething!
>PCAWhat does he does and what does it stand for?
more like peepee A
tf? that ball was literally fair
I hope they play Do The Mario at one point.
This is fucking ridiculous
>>153815116too much meme energy to overcome
>>153815038That game didn’t matter
>>153815116>Italians win on Mario DayHow poetic
>all those side effectsWhy are these meds allowed to the public, again?
its ww2 all lover again
none of these players are actually italian are they
>losing to team olive garden
kek i forgot we're throwing to eliminate mexico
we're a march madness nation anyway
>>153815168The announcers were talking about how some guy just went around to any Italian-American players and personally recruited them to build the team.
>>153815207are these players not even Italian nationals?
Are we about to get eliminated?!? That’s what Reddit said
>>1538152296. best food
>>153815116>Mario DayNintendo hasn't really cared about Mario Day since Iwata passed. Also, Shigeru is focused on theme parks now and nobody likes Kevin's Mario. Hope you like that "Mario Galaxy" movie which doesn't seem to have much Mario Galaxy in it except for scrap references.
kwab hit the showers
>>153815227Nationals of New York and New Jersey. Israel owes a lot of their players to NYC as well. >>153815244If there's a three way tie it's entirely possible. 3-1 among three teams is a nightmare scenario. They hope italy wins because they are 4-1 and USA gets out in 2nd with 3-1.
>>153815191That would be us completely gambling on the outcome of Italy vs Mexico. There's no guarantee we advance after a loss here
I just took a 2026 USA WBC
>>153815263last mario game i played was sunshine when it was new and i hated it and couldnt believe thats how they followed up mario 64>what if mario had a hosei mostly fucked off from nintendo then, i never bought a wii or anything else but i still love the classics
>>153815287Due to how well Italy is hitting here, it's entirely possible that they also beat Mexico.
>>153815301Mario Sunshine was total ass
Did Americans pretend they don’t care about WBC is because they can’t win no matter how hard they try???
>>153815339we don't care
>>153815339>america throwing to eliminate mexico>private paco starts seethingKEK
we deserve this for starting a met in an important game
>bam 80 ball>italians up 5-0 cursed day
AYYY OHHHHH, I'M WALKIN' HERE!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO
Just turned it on, what exactly the fuck is going on?
thats a strike ump lets go
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153815348>we dont ca-ACK!
What a fucking catastrophe lmao.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollmao even
We lost to this
p-plenty of time left bros
Bro wtf
I literally shouted "what the fuck"
>train noisesKEK
KEK
You can't tell me USA isn't throwing this game.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!!!!
comedy of errors
>>153815389we are going to choke to italy anyways
looooooooooooooooooooool
we win at rugbywe win at baseballwe suck at football
why do we suck now?
we could unironically get mercy ruled
>fucking over our run differential for potential tiebreakers is actually 5d chess to own the Mexicans
They tried to call these rejects a "dream team" kek.
It's so over
>It's 7-0>It's 7-0>It's 7-0
>phillies middle relief pitchers in charge of a routine ground ball
Americabros what is our coping strategy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This team is a joke.
>>153815437Mexico hangoverAlready guaranteed to advanceetc
AIIIEEEEEEE
>>153815437We are literally play a team made up of mostly Americans.
Can someone explain this to me
>>153815437I'm Italian :)
This game is already over to me now that Teel is injuredPlease for the love of God be okay
Antonacci is a ballplayer
>>153815374Karma for cal being a fucking faggot
>USA wins against mexico, just by 2 runs>Italy stomps USA>If mexico wins with low runs usa may be out>Mexico can actually eliminate USA AFTER losingabsolute comical scenario
Way too early KWABOTY?
ITSOGRE
We're getting mercy ruled here aren't we?
this is all Mike Trout's fault
ARE WE GONNA GET MERCY RULED?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
STOP IT ITALYTHEYRE ALREADY DEAD
EIGHT>EIGHTEIGHT>EIGHTEIGHT>EIGHT
Uh, did he just steal fucking home?!
Mercy rule incoming
no... NO!!
>>153815460they’re hittin’, you ain’tbadda bing, badda boom
Is the whole team asleep or something?
this was the least professional looking ballgame on today
Gabagool? Ova here
>>153815503You a fucking wise guy?
>>153815505No fucking energy. No hustle. The entire crowd is asleep as well, aside from the rowdy Italian fans.
Please kill me
CHE?COSA?
>>153815518Whoa, ey Tony relax, take it easyI’m just breakin’ balls here.
>just got homewhat in the goddamn
>>153814818Kinda maybe ish but Italy has been a killer team in two other games.
MERCY RULE THEM GABBABOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>USA needs Italy CHADS to rape MexicansSo are they gonna get on their knees after the game and beg Italy to play well? >>153815511>this was the least professional looking ballgame on todayInsane. There was only a double that last inning, everything else was errors, fly balls, or stealing home.
>We're throwing to Fellow Americans to eliminate MexicansBased
>bunch of Italian-Americans beat the USLolIts like the Curacao players for the Dutch
Is Judge cursed? I fully expect him to hit a homer in the 8th or something and being USA's only run.
Ey, what can I tell ya, four hits, eight runs? Italia’s makin’ gravy outta nothin’ tonight
>>153815456Why are you speaking like an Italian
So anyways where in Italy are you guys from?
>>153815573you are italian by blood
yes... YES!!
>>153815584Clearly Mexicans, pendejo
>>153815062Italy vs Mexico would be the tiebreaker literary.
>>153815594Southside Chicago
This is worse than 7x1.
>>153815605Lol
How many runs do we need to beat Italy by to advance tomorrow?
The ghost of Joe DiMaggio is in their bats
Yea I'm thinking we're back. Go Os
THE ROAD TO REDEMPTION
>>153815598not truet. errone
AAAAAAH NOOOOO ITALY TOO HARD GIVE ME MEXICO RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
>>153815594gorlami
>>153815594My great grandfathers are from Ancona and Basilicata and my great grandmothers from Abruzzo and Campania
that's right, no one mercy rules team USA
Canada - Puerto Rico going to bottom of 9th at 3-2 so check that one out
a fudgian flyout
>>153815301>i hated it and couldnt believe thats how they followed up mario 64Pretty much how I felt on it too. It's by far the worst 3D Mario game and honestly, before the Revolution/Wii came out and changed my mind, I wasn't even going to ask for another console after that generation. My last console is the Wii U (still unfortunate that nobody knew how to make games for it and utilize the gamepad) since technically the Switch in this house I didn't buy for myself. Even then, nobody uses the Switch for anything anyway except for me when I play old N64, NES and Genesis games on it sometimes. As of now, all I have is a PC and nobody here even cares about the consoles anymore since everyone is fine with their phones and iPads for games.
Only 7 more runs to tie it up bros. It's in the bag
Holy shiet we have a baseball team?!
>cancucks still seething from the olympics
>>153815653Finland's pesapallo team needs to be allowed to enter the next world baseball classic
>>153815653Yeah, I was like "okay whatever, Canada has no chance. I gotta see the Italy-USA game. That's gonna be a hype nail biter!"LOL it's a fucking lopsided Italy trouncing.
>>153815594My family is from Calabria but the Italian parts of the family stopped talking to us after granddad and dad both married German protesters
ON THE BOARD
>>153815638Do you have a hook nose?
>>153815662Relax MarioIt's mostly Italian-Americans
THIS DAY THE LORD WILL CONQUER YOUAND I WILL KILL YOU
>>153815662South of Italy* has a baseball team. Not you.
Is naming your kid Gunnar assuring he will be a chad? Can you be a clueless geek named Gunnar?
>new epic series about isreal Why, Americans?
ayyy fuggedaboutit
If Mexico beat Italy, USA is out?>>153815662Kinda but the roster is like 99% americans, so its a surprise but not that unlikely as one would think
>>153815668I'm Canadian and I've never cared about CTE-Puck.
>>153815662they're american>>153815573
Just turned into the game and good lord wtf
>>153815682No cause my mother's some form of Slav so I got a Slav nose
>>153815594Great-great grandfather was from a small town outside Turin. Ironically he settled in a small town in the South. Whereas most Italian-Ams were from Southern Italy and moved to the North.
Petition for Mods to make this /sp/ homepage song that plays all night: also Italian flag and make Italians freak out and laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flb01Ni3p3M
>>153815686There's some dude called Ragnar Tørnquist and yet he's the most limpwristed poc "ally" you can conceive. It is still down to environment and good upbringing I fear.
>>153815673I'd love to see itI don't think we have a single american baseball field though (seems like we do have a cricket field...)
>>1538156403 runs away, still a posibility
BROS....
>>153815717Thats cool. Never heard of a slav nose, how is it?
So its about how many runs a team suffered and not how many runs a team scored. If Mexico beat Italy, US is out? >we scored 5 runs on the US, i think they are losing in tie breaker but idk
>>153815662you have a baseball team in the same way that Israel has a baseball teammainly it’s because you’re loose with your passports
These at-bats make me want to kill somebody. I hate what this sport has become.
Fuck da medigons
gg PR
>>153815684Brought to you by the surprisingly not-Jewish Zachary Levi
bros is it over for us
Canada wins, kind of meaningless since their game vs Cuba tomorrow still decides who moves onthough this result does mean Panama officially finishes in last
>>153815699Yes.
>>153815594San Marino, Sicilia
>>153815640Italy is 3 runs and 3 outs away from doing that.
>USA or Mexico are going to be elimiatedPeople had these on the short list for winning the whole thing.
so was Czechia the only European baseball team to not be full of diasporoids
>>153815782result determines who is top seed if we beat cuba mostly, meaning we would be avoiding you (potentially at this point)
>>153815699I don't know
>>153815594perugia
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>153815782Canada's a fine team but they're like Australia in a pool of death. It's Cuba and Peuto Rico. They're not beating those.
>>153815795Is this result good enough to where Italy is guaranteed qualified for the eliminations?
>canada accidentally wins against PR, breaking the script with the 2 walk ins>OY VEY AMERICA AND CANADA MUST GO AGAINST EACH OTHER, COMMENCE THE TANK SO AMERICA GETS SECONDMakes me fucking sick to my fucking gut the twisted shit they pull behind the secnes.
>get home, warm up dinner>”oh yeah US-Italy is on, I wonder what the score is”>open streamWhat the FUCK. What’s going on? I thought this was the dream team
>>153814090Moot knew epstein......
Nolan McLean let the country down
hey burgers wtf is this game?
Arent these guys from the MLB? What explains this?
>>153815818It's the next game that really determines it. If Italy wins they go out first 4-0. If mexico wins, it's an ugly three way 3-1 tie. One team gets eliminated by bullshit tie-breaker rules.
>>153815812Do you love A24?
>>153815856For me, it's Neon
>>153815815they literally just beat Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico and Cuba have very diminished rosters compared to their historical heights
>>153815780We'll still probably go to the knockout stage since Mexico probably isn't beating Italy either
>>153815760Someone said in last thread it's the fewest runs allowed in shared matchups between tied teams. Right now Mexico would have to win decisively over Italy for US to go through (in that scenario)
>>153815835>I thought this was the dream teamyeah, for Italy. >>153815842Same with your players.
>>153815855At this score, america's RD drops to 13 next to mexico's 10. Mexico has to just win by 3 to advance. Italy would be smart to tank on purpose as this is obviously a fluke win.
>>153815873>for italythey're not italianthey represent new jersey
>>153815840>>153815842judge is incapable of winninghe lacks ohtani's clutch gene and aura
>>153815835Sogni sono morti
why does judge make chicanos seethe so hard
ITS NEVER OVER!!!!!!!!!!
can usa still advance?
>>153815887They have at least one guy that was born and raised in Italy
Italy has zero reason to try against mexico right?They'd probably end up being 2nd in the group instead of 1st with a win but knocking out USA is way more valuable
>>153815878isn't the tie breaker only counting run difference between those tied teams themselves?
>>153815835>play inferior opponent>don't take them seriously and don't play hard>"inferior" team does play hard and puts belt to assJust typical American sports star shit. USA though they were going to roll over everybody not named Dominican Republic or Japan so they didn't bring their A game.
>>153815907They would need italy to win tomorrow
>>153815888Judge always looks bored and has no hustle. Compare him even to someone like Vlad Guerro Jr. Guy is a fat ass with hustle and passion and soul. Judge is a super man, who looks down on ubermench lke us,and effortlessly hits so many homers.
>>153815686I want to see a player named Gunnar Kira Bohmermainly because I want to see the Japanese screen overlay show his name in katakana
>>1538159104 players out of 31 are italianthe entire lineup is american + 1 venezuelan
>>153815878The tiebreaker is runs allowed divided by defensive outs in head-to-head games.
Skubal will not pitch anymore right? There’s a good chance they will lose at some point.
Can someone explain in layman's terms what would it take for Mexico to finish first and usa to finish second in their pool? Same for Puerto Rico finishing first and Cuba second?
>>153815801Technically the Dutch utilized Caribbean former colonies who are still a part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands somehow.
>>153815912Unironically it's better for them down theine if they throw tomorrow and don't have to face the US again later.
>>153815912this lelwhy would italy WANT to win this game
>>153815868Well then the games against brazil and britain, arent relevant, but its still 11 runs for the us, thats a lot, i think mexico and italy will get through
>>153815939Literally no one knows
>>153815912If rhey win it's an easy 4-0 first place pool position and they can rest.
>>153815878it's runs allowed in the games between the tied teams.right now if Mexico wins 9-5 or less, USA is outstill plenty of game to go here though
I've only been following the Orientals and Honoraries pool. Is there a chance the Yanks get knocked out if Team Wop wins this?
>>153815939mexico mercy ruling italy, thats about it
>>153815956Does not one here know how the rules work? Is everyone as clueless as I am?
>>153815958Mexico is not gonna be easy for them
>>153815912Yeah, they could easily throw tomorrow to eliminate us and have an easier path to the championship.
>>153815936>Skubal will not pitch anymore right?Yeah, he's being a wishy washy fag.
do you guys think the US team knows the rules? why are they leaving in Clement and pcgay
>>153815939Mexico would have to put up a ton of runs on Italy.
Any stream?
>>153815960Given how well italy has played and how USA trounced USA, it's very likely it's gonna be another Italy win. mexico being sacrificed allows USA to go on. Total shame, I was hoping Mexico would go far.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
These fucking wops beating us... pure embarrassment
>Aaron Judge has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the postseason, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over Trout to grab the big seat, the real GOAT before the Japanese> Listen to me. They let anybody and everybody on the team over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their asses Recked. There's no sword and gun on the table...>Five fuckin' MVPs and we got this other pygmy arm over from Detroit
>>153815974It's just that they are retardedly complicated for no reason
lmao italian circus
holy shit what a catch
>>153815976this was a pitching fluke, american management made some fucking BAD decisions todayyarborough is not the best pitcher in your bp by any stretch of the imagination and taking him out to try and course correct the game was an awful choice
biggest upset in béisbol??
>>153815979USA's managers seem half-asleep. Possibly drunk.
Holy fuckThis is over
>>153815103My brother.
So us getting a good score against the us wasnt that impressive
>>153815999>t.
>>153816022'd 'o
>>153815994bro it's baseball, Mexico could easily beat them. they're pretty evenly matched
Derosa is a fucking faggot, they interviewed him earlier and he was bragging about his bullpen horses but couldn't even remember their names. Fire this bozo
GG Italy. I like big titty Italian bitches so this ain't all bad.
Mexico and Italy should just collude lol
>>153816023It's Mark DeRosa. He's basically a glorified waterboy.
>>153815939Usa has allowed 3 runsMexico has allowed 5 runs Italy has allowed 1 runIf Italy loses, the one who has more allowed runs between the 3 matches (USA vs Mexico, Italy vs Mexico and Italy vs USA) loses, is that simple
Does Judge and the rest of the clowns not realize that every additional run they give up will count against them in tiebreaker scenarios? Why are they showing zero urgency
>>153815994baseball isn't predictable like that
>>153816043No shit, we are eternal losers.
this is OUR sport
Maybe Italy will take pity on us and try really hard to win tomorrow
>>153816035The Team USA glazing has been out of control and based more on reputation and potential than actual play. They didn't do shit against Brazil or Britain until they got into their A-ball level relief pitching.
so is the US eliminated because of this loss?italy will lead with 3-1then mexico will likely beat italy, so theyll be second at 3-1usa has the worst run differential so theyll be third at 3-1crazy stuff. never thought such an amazing tean would fail in the group stage
wew this pitcher is SWEATY
This new italian pitcher is throwing 85He needs better control if he wants to get it done
>>153816087run differential is not the tiebreaker
They need like a 4-5 run rally to make this an actual game. All they need to do is to keep them to 2 runs or less. Make each run pay with outs.
poop crap armshit
>>153816087I sincerely hope not because you guys will all stop watching the tournament
>>153816071it's funny isn't it, last time we did so well in this but now that there's a bit of pressure and expectations our team just fucking chokes just like the soccer team. We are too weakmind.
This is gay softball.
>>153816085Hell Brits had a shot at shutting them out until their manager pulled their arm too early
UHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1538160963 run homer!
you cant make me like him
Oh yeah we're so fucking back
>>153816087you're not beating "italy", paco
USA is literally down to 4 outs.
COMEBACK
HOWEVER
>>153816109Ikr
YESSSSSYESSSSSSSS
COMEBACK IS ON
FINALLY FUCK
PCGOD>PCGODPCGOD>PCGOD
>>153816106Apologize
It's not over yet!
>>153816066They don't give a shit. Harper said this doesn't matter to them. Skubal talked about how much of an honor it was to represent the country but only would commit to pitching one game against fucking Great Britain
FREEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIRD
IT AINT OVER YET
>>153816087yeah this loss effectively eliminated USA. we’d need italy to win against mexico, or for mexico to win only by 1 run.mexico is way better than italy so its over for the US
>>153816121Yep I called it, Jacob looks incredibly soft. Not good.
cumback?
MAMMA MIA
that's one of the worst pitches of all time72 middle middle to a guy who swings at everything
Rip that pitcher
>>153816121STOP using witchcraft
why the fuck did italy bring this guy out
>>153816128Nice. But you are at 2 outs. Can you really repeat that without getting anymore outs? Maybe you get a few or more hits but you're bound to fly out at least once before it comes home.Then we're down to the last 3 outs of the 9th where you need 4 runs to just tie it.
Fratelli not like this
petey fucks ya
Apologize to OCA
This Italy pitcher out there throwing BP.
>that umpire POVJesus yeah that was a very fat changeup
kek pacos know america fucked them over and are desperately pretending they're going to beat italy
>>153816162I love that movie
That’s more like it But something tells me Italy will pad their lead some more in the next inning
>Poodres pitching
if only we had more cubbies in the lineup.Maybe things wouldn't seem so bad
WOPsisters, I think we got too cocky
>>153816157the tiebreaker is not run differential
>>153816192Yeah, it's an uphill climb. They need to make sure Italy doesn't pad their lead, and then get 4 runs in an inning just to tie it up and send it to extra innings.
>>153816035Not really, it is because Brazil is unironically amateur, this Italy roster has some amateurs but vast majority play in MLB. Theres like 3 players from Kansas City Royals alone.
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER
>>153816154>They don't give a shit. Harper said this doesn't matter to them.Harper should have shut the fuck up he's already MLB shitlist like Trevor Bauer and others.
Whoever is coaching Jacob needs to whip him harder, that type of speed in professional baybaw is unacceptable.
>>153815477>this is all Mike Trout's faultRight. Why isn't he here? The Angels suck, but he could do something useful for team USA.
will the US being eliminated in the group stage be the biggest shock in baseball history? they have the greatest team ever assembled maybe in any sport EVER, and somehow didnt make the playoffs in a group containing canada and italy
>David BADnarHere we go
bednar is bartolo-sized now
>>153816204That was the 7th inning so thry can still win without extra innings
>>153816154some care. PCA and Skenes care. They've been representing US since u12Harper? Judge? Skubal? They don't give a shit
>>153816218Its not that absurd because they are still 3-1 its not like they went 1-3
>>153816218>the greatest team ever assembled maybe in any sport EVERRelax, their lineup isn't even better than DR arguably
>>153816218I really hope they really don't go out like that. It's just so cucked and low-energy to just not give it your all in any sort of competitive baseball no matter the scale or 'prestige' winning it.This 'muh olympics' mentality is unironically taking a fat shit on the celebration of the WBC.
>>153816222They bribed him with canoli
>>153816218Red Sox down 0-3 and beating the Yankees forever the greatest shock in baseball. But this is up there you could argue.
>>153816217Insurance company wouldn't insure him.
why do you chuds keep saying “its not run differential” then providing no answer to what actually is the tiebreakeryoure COPING.
all you fucking faggot retards don't know shit. PCA and Bregman are above playing with these career fucking choker underachievers. Will Smith too
>>153816218It's not over yet. this requires Mexico to win to bring about the 3-1 threeway tie nonsense, THEN for USA to not get out. Even with 2 spots and 3-way tie, they still have a 2/3 chance of getting out by the numbers before we look at the run differential. So there's still a good chance even in the worst case scenario. If they get past pools then they can redeem themselves by playing better. Right now it's a bunch of limp dicks hoping for home runs. or Cave-man ball as I call it. Mexico plays the same way. Team Japan has this bushido team mindset where the Manager is the captain and every player tries to do their part to win - even if it's a fly out or a bunt. Mexico has never heard of the bunt, and they play Caveman Baseball as well.
>Bednarwew, we really are throwing
Reminder: this is not the olympics
>>153816229Also lets not pretend like this italy team is actually a team that relates to the tradition of the country of italy in the sport, its basically new york national team, you even got guys named teel and weissert there.
>>153816258It's runs Given up
>>153816271There's a couple of real Italians on there
I hate to be a killjoy but IF WE LOSE THIS GAME WE PROBABLY STILL GO ON>IF WE LOSE THIS GAME WE PROBABLY STILL GO ONIF WE LOSE THIS GAME WE PROBABLY STILL GO ON
I swear to fucking God I'm going to be so fucking mad if we get bounced in the group stage >>153816258it's win rate for all the tied teams and then runs against. it isn't run differential because >that causes bad sportsmanshipit's runs against like a retarded beer league softball tie breaker
>>153816268SOURPUSS HEADCASE
>>153816276CHUDS THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD
>>153816258runs allowed divided by defensive outs in head-to-head games
SAM MOTHERFUCKING ANTONACCI
>>153816268bruce sucks, he won't even be picked for the olympic team in 2028 kekini
HEEMEEM
>>153816268>tfw not elite
>>153816288Is this AI? I'm going to be really disappointed if it is
>>153816263it's runs against, not run differential. if mexico wins and allows fewer than 10 runs they are in since they've only given up 7 and the US has given up 17
>>153816271Can you fucking chuds just let us have fun with this? Piece of shit, they all have ITALIAN NAMES. Fuck you man we are trying to get Europe and Italy INTO THIS SPORT. Goddammit.
>>1538162884, 2, 5, 1, 3
UMPBROS DUCK
>>153816226Judge and Skubal do care but Harper having not give a shit will piss everyone off. If Papelbon was around Harper would have shut his mouth.
>>153816283>>153816288WBC shouldn't play at USA. It should all be foreign matches for pools. Teipei, Tokyo, Seoul for Asian pools.
>>153816283cute>>153816288They all look annoying to deal with
Bednar = HEADCASE
>>153816304there's no way that's not AI
>>153816268So glad this cunt has 0 rings. Washington winning the second he left was so satisfying
>hitting SamREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao what he was trying to do
Bedwetter
>>153816306The Brazil and Britain runs do not count towards the tiebreaker. Only runs in head-to-head games.
>>153816288corrrrr
HEADCASE
>Basedas loadedoOh no bros
GET HIM OFF THE MOUND HOLY SHIT
wtf was THAT
It's over (again)
MAMMA MIA!!>Pappa pia
>>153816271they don't have Italian names like Jannik Sinner
GRAND SLAM
>>153816220How did you know
>inb4 Homerun
What a collection of unlikable players man
getting out of this would be huge for momentum though
A HOTDOG JUST FLEW UP OVER MY HOUSE
Big inning against the Fatican please
>>153816343that's not much better. we only beat mexico by 2 so mexico just needs to win and not give up 6 runs
>>153816369This is why you root for DR
I guess just migrate here>>153815708>>153815708
Just fly out for the easy run.
>>153816359you fucker
>>153816271>new york is Jewish>new york is Italian which one is it?
make a new thread this is going extras
>>153816341Goddamn she went in there, that's hot.
>>153816382Migrate here:>>153793361>>153793361
>>153816385both new york legit used to be 2 cities and it's still like 5 distinct towns. there's a wop section, an illegal section, a black section, a jew section and a chinaman section
It's UN-over (again)
PHEW
Oh great Judge is up *diarrhea sounds*
>Texas sized 0
>>153816402no
>>153816382we need a MATCHIE for a game thread>>153816402This is the thread
>In the land of Israel>monster truck ads>Ask your doctor about Ameriphene. Side-effects may include acne, diarrhea and lame foot.
one fuckin easy fix tomorrow, you burgers are losersMEX 1-0 ITAlol
>>153816450Big if true
>>153816420Judge is great. He's probably gonna home run and make it 8-5.
A JUDGIAN GROUND OUT
>>153816450love you jap bro, you're just a little guy
>PasquantiGOD
sources tell me USA is stable, please god
>call is confirmed
VINNIE WHYYYA BREAKIN MA HEART
>Burgers choking
SCHWARSINGLE
Italian american bros. Who are we rooting for?
>USA's entire WBC run hangs in the balance and they hope Italy wipes the floor with Mexico
big dick willie keepin it alive
CHUDS COOKING
Brooyce
REMONTADAEMONTADA
this moment is way too big for larper
noooob
>scheisse shartper
Harper in playoff form already.
Harper is a disaster
>>153814157>You, the 56% le white face.what does this mean?
>>153816868he's calling you a nonwhite zoomer with the irony being that he's literally a mexican
>>153816218nobody cares about this meme exhibition tournament
>>153816450you will never be japanese private paco
>>153813050is this the official "laugh at the US" thread?
