How to Play Baseball Edition
Can someone explain to me, I think I might be dumb >>153815715
Please for the love of God be okay Teel
doyers
Soulless ass team without Trout tbqh
> perbubro gennyy not
Eyyy a bada bing a bada boom, here come the losers, the stankeedoos
>America throwing to America to eliminate Mexico>pacos seething worldwidekek
>>153815777checked
>>153815784stankee cope
>>153815769This.
>>153815799checked
>>153815784>San Marino
I'm going to kms
>>153815746>cubs fans>white
Trout ain't it anymore
>>I was born and raised in Mexico. >My grandfather used to tell me stories about Mexicoman, a goblin from the Bronx that travels to Houston when Mexico is playing. >He bats a home run and then disappears until the next Mexico game
do cubs fans paint their nails like bearsfags?
>Italian team>Guy named Calzone>Mexican team>Guy named Nacho
>>153815737if america beat mexico and italy beats america and mexico is going to be italy, the head to head record is all tied. the second-round tiebreaker is runs allowed per defensive inning played (just total Runs Allowed if you want to simplify it), and america giving up 8 runs here for a total of 17 in the pool round puts them in dead last behind Italy (5) and Mexico (7). That scenario only doesn't happen if 1. Italy beats Mexico, and Italy and US advance, or 2. Mexico beats Italy and outscores them by 12+ runs. Note that in scenario 2, Mexico shutting out Italy would result in a maximum 11-0 mercy rule score, so Italy also has to score at least 2 runs in addition to Mexico scoring 12 or more and winning.
>>153815880Why isn't Jake Burger on team USA?
Hololive Night 2026 at all MLB ballparks. Don't the teams need the money to avoid a potential lockout?
my cubbies :)
>>153815869They wear maid dresses instead
>>153815909eat shit and die
kek faggy chicano cubs fans
WHAT A CATCH
Roman Anthony is already looking like he's going on to be scary good
>>153816016yeah his metrics are in fucking sane
PCFAGGOT DID SOMETHING
So Canada vs Cuba is a win and you're in game?
ITALIANBROS?!
Why can’t Americans into baseball
my doggiedoos would have bootyblasted these gindaloons
> celebrating a pca dingeri'm excited but disgusted
cam on Guidosdon't fuck this up
Jacob, no... you were our funny reliever, don't mess it up on the World stage...
>A cusb
>>153816152have you no shame, sir?
my fav baseball audio effect is the choo choo train sound for dingers
>>153816166Moco-chan you're funny
>>153816183Shut up bitch!
>team USA has shit like kudge and pcrapa>meanwhile team Italy has based Cags, Teel, Pasquatch, LorenzenTell me why I should root for the USA where the S stands for Soulless
>>153816191they actually move the train along the track when the astros hit a dinger
>>153816124Yes
>>153815848Have you been to a cubs game?
>>153816280have you seen this thread? cubs posters are extremely non-white
>>153816255AND ANTONACCI!
>Shitting the Bednar
Italians are going to be insufferable if they win.
Jac Grand Slam time
>>153816300I have blonde hair and blue eyes but not being white is news to me.
Salami and that's game
>kershit
>Kershaw warming
Ump wants to go home
Italians do t have freedom of speech
UMP STUNTIN ON EM
ERA STRIKE
i'm not drunk enough for this shit
>not getting anything out of thathope Italy lose now
Damn it Nori And Marcee
momentum bros that was huge
@grok pull up the demographics of chicago
>Jakob choking>Marsee choking:(
Kershaw is warming so we need at least 10 runs this inning
so much foreigner seethe from the last few months lol
>Xbox Series ExcessI'll never understand why Xbox does such a bad job with their naming conventions. I know he meant "Xbox Series X|S" which denotes both the Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S consoles, but goodness.
Does Kershaw have one last "multiple entries" in him?
>schwarbust
Team US will score 6 runs in this inning and win the game
>Hendershit
HEADCASE HENDERSON
damn that was a terrible 0-2 pitch and he swung right through it. looked bad all at bat
Yeah it's over.
Fuck the cubs, but , the only one of these players who has soul is pca. Fuck him, but i respect the hell outta him
>sludge
All these All Stars and MVPs made to look stupid against guineas throwing 80mph>fudge
>Mason Miller warming to keep the deficit at 4 runs
a CHUDIAN groundout
>Italian guy making plays>Name is VinnieOkay seriously who's the scriptwriter?
I’d rather see fuckin Skenes with a bat in his hand over half these guys
judged
So the tiebreaker, from what i gather from anons babbling in last thread, is runs scored against divided by number of defensive outs made against common opponents plus (pitching outs by starters / pitching outs by relievers) squared, minus errors made against uncommon opponents. very simple really.
this is NOT amore
It’s gonna be Japan, Venezuela or DR
COME ON BIG DICK WILLY
Schwarb'em!
>>153816544Why not just do run differential holy shit
>No USA vs Japan matchup>Mexico vs Japan instead>Mexico wins its revenge matchwould it be KINO?
>>153816556Mercy rule complicates the math a bit
So Mexico has to win while giving up 2 or less if score holds? Fucking Jacob man
Faggot ump squeezing both teams in the eleventh hour
NO TROUT NO SOUL
cmon willy! this guy is throwing lollipops
>>153816544very simple stuff, looks like a clear 2nd place finish for USA
>>153816016unfortunately he's on a cunt team
Holy fuck that was the strikiest strike not ever called strike
Y’know Quasimodo predicted alla dis
I think the ump got a concussion on that foul tip
Doyers pass the baton
>>153816016Guess who's up to bat
COME ON ROMAN
It must be easy to get a ticket for this game.I envy Americans.
>>153816544love how nice and easy baseball math is
Attaboy Willy! Keep the line movin Let’s go Roman
>>153816566Manfred made the call
>>153816559yes
>>153816567why didn't Trout participate again?
>Roman Anthony >Plays for the US
I guess this is where Italy chokes and gives everything to the usa
>>153816606wouldnt make the italy squad
>>153816596it's actually very expensive
>Italy about to choke to the Roman
Rally!!!
HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
attaboy Roman! Way to be kid there ya go kid!
They gotta watch themselves here, this is everything looking like a rally.
manfred has activated the mag balls...he can't afford to lose the biggest market for this tournament
AVE CEASER.
WE WUZ DA TRVE ROMANS
this will help run differential which DOES FUCKING MATTER RETARDS.
How did Judge contribute to this rally?
ROMANANTHONY
BROSBROS?!?!
bryce is going to choke isnt he
Please God
I’ll take back every bad thing I said about Harper if he comes through Let’s just say, I’m not holding my breath kek
>>153816604Trout decided that one meaningful baseball game in 15 years was enough for him.
>it was 4-8
Owari da MexicoFun while it lasted
>>153816635we're only down 3. win and we're in
I know I'm late but that Czech electrician guy is a hero on Japanese twitter, cool to see
PCA walks it off in the 9th
>>153816635this. but we can win this and clinch. AND WILL.
>>153816649Same
>>153816659Bryce harper walkoff bomb right here
>>153816658What did he do
>>153816636ground put to 2nd
>It's up to larper Owari Da
>>153816604He wanted to, the team wanted him.But insurers said no
>>153816658The czech team are heroes of the working class, everyone would love em
>>153816658You love to see it
>>153816636A wasted challenge
>MarinaccioPlease be better than Jacob, can't handle two failures tonight
ITS HAPPENING
>>153816659pcgay blows, better place your eggs in another basket
>HarperN-no it's over.
>>153816675he throws 72mph and absolutely bamboozles Japanese batters
>this fucking ump
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
>all the cucks in here having to root for guys they otherwise hate and root against I have no such internal conflicts going on and I'm making notes
That motherfucking umpire man
cmon raw milk. fuckin tank one
>poodres pitching
HARPER YOU BUM
Why do judge make them seethe so hard?
>SHARTPER
Harper is such a pile of shit.
ATTA BOY HARPER
Get Harper off the team. Just...fuck.
Nobody is surprised by that.
based harper
Spaghetti > hamburger
>>153816710Since when do we hate italy
>it's another changeup falling right down the middle
DEPORT HARPER
HOLY KEK
Sad!
parpar
its okay USA bros we digged back into our run differential there.
>>153816717You were saying?
>>153816718are you at the gamethat was so early
Yep. Fuck you Harper
HARPER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEW
Last chance, chuds
Kurtz would have nuked that
>>153816635
>putting your hopes on this guy
larper is the biggest fraud "superstar"
PARALYMPICSper KEKthe CHOKIN ONE kek>the absolute situation of the geopolitical zone of Filadelfia
>>153816746But isn't kershit coming to pitch now?
bros im sweating the edge of my seat rn
Bwahahaha you suck
WHATASHAME
Philthy kek philthy
HARPER YOU FUCKING BUM
Imagine taking Harper instead of Kurtz in the year of our lord 2026
>>153816746run differential doesn't matter
>>153816763Olsen Kurtz Alonso and Busch are all better than Harper at this point. I hate that faggot so much, fuck him forever
>>153816799So what DO we need then?
>Mark Derosa thought the US had already clinched a spot in the quartershttps://x.com/yankeewrld/status/2031571111037513783
Why is USA literally the England of baseball?
>>153816778>the filler episode where Android 18 comes to heckle Yamcha at his ball game
>Mets pitcher immediately gives up three runs>Phillies batter chokes in a critical momentThe NL East is the enemy of America
>>1538167613 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 1
Guys, does Harper have lactose intolerance?
>>153816675He's a full-time electrician and he shut out the Japanese national team through 5 innings. They're making posts and fanart about him as a shonen protagonist lol
>>153816798alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>153816813That became obvious by the 5th inning when he still had the shitters in
>turang>then PCA>then Witt>then JudgeWalkoff grand slam for Judge. I can already see the script from here
>>153816818>still seethingWBC means nothingits an exhibition meme
>>153816799>>153816808nobody knows
>>153816813To be fair to him, the tiebreaker rules are oddly confusing for this tourney.
hell yeah>Pasquantino smiling in disbelief
>>153816825Now take your head and pull it out of your ass stupid fucka!
>>153816813Kek
>>153816818Slow down now, unlike England we won the tourney in 2017.
>>153816808common runs allowed against common opponents in common gameswhich right now is 5 for italy5 for mexico11 for USAso usa loses this game, theyd need either mexico or italy to give up 6 runs in the final game.
>>1538167614 > 3 > 6 > 5 > 2 > 1
>>153816821Now from this angle
>>153816823No because he is the shits
>pcgay >booby shitt >erin fudge Congrats Italy
Damn Miller shut them down lol
>>153816866you got any of their @s?
Hell yeah let it out Miller, they need that energy
>>153816864>so usa loses this game, theyd need either mexico or italy to give up 6 runs in the final game.Or italy just wins, since Mexico would be 2-2
>Turang>Crow-Armstrong>Witt Jr.
>>153816808we need to winor italy has to beat mexicoor mexico has to win in a high scoring game. it's runs against in play off team games, right now >USA-11>mexico-5>italy-5so if italy wins or if mexico wins and either team scores more than 6 runs the US is in
>>153816836Tfw when we were second in hockey, second in hockey, then 2 and 2 in the WBC. We are a curling nation anyway.
>>153816761>>1538168661>4>2>5>3>6
>>153816866all their asses are too big, only low IQ browns and blacks find them attractive.
>>153816813
>>153816883The futer if mlb
>>153816884thats fucking GRIM. if the us gets eliminated in the group stage i can easily see USA not taking the WBC seriously ever again
>>153816778
Is Bryce Harper a hall of famer?
>>153816884don’t worry this shit is fixed, USA will get a grand slam with two outs and it will be done
>>153816883Shit CrapFucked by an Italian Stallion
>>153816884USA likely owns the 2nd tiebreak, which is retarded because it's their own sloppy play that has made them allow fewer earned runs. so if either team scores more than 5 USA will likely get in
>>153816893>allThe 5th one is fine.
>>153816904Yes
>>153816901can you guys please watch the rest of the tournamentno sooking off
>>153816761>>153816866any vids of them shitting and/or pissing?
>>153816893
IF COMMON RUNS AGAINST COMMON OPPONENTS IS THE TIEBREAKER then us needs to score at least 2 more here. would put italy at 7, and then theyd only need to give up 4 against mexico for us to take 2nd
>>153816901I bet a certain president would go on twitter and threaten to deport any American who played for the Italian team
he started a social media
>>153816919HEY THAT'S MY GIMMICK
It's over.
>>153816836Hello chikaner >>153816869
>>153816813Lmao dumbfuck
OMFG WHAT IS GOING ON
its over. we fucking got eliminated.
2 more outs itlee bros
SAM ANTONACCI WHAT A FUCKING PLAY
SLOW FUCK
soulful italian defense
hmm that was pretty close too bad USA used up their challenge already
show them why you're in the bigs, kid
PCA
Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy freeeeee birrrrrrd
not so fast
fuck you pcgay
>>153816906you were saying?
Yay cubbies kek FUCK You fagnkot kek!!!!
COMMON RUN STATUS:Italy: 6US: 11Mexico: 5italy can now only give up 4 (FOUR) runs to mexico now.
Fuckin mutts ate pootsi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine
DINGER
Not so fast Italy
oh no my stream's down D: anyone help?
another absolutely terrible pitch on 2 strikes to PCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PATTPMCROWARMSTRONG
Cub'em all!
>>153816861They won it in 1966
attaboy petey!!!!!
PCA walking it off in the 9th wouldve happened if the rest of the line up wasnt so shitI froggin called it
PCA is all we have. We love you PCA
pca still a bitch dawg he ain't welcome in LA
Cub-em!
Alright, we're down by two. It's not a blowout now right. So what does this mean for the rest of this series?
FREEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153816959He was out, woulda failed anyway
>>153816972holy fuck. Bros mexico definitely scores 5 against italy right?? theyll only have their bullpen left too after going all in tonight
g a m e i sf i x e d u s aw i l lw i n
>>153816963>not so fastVon Ryan
in the land of israel...
Judge walkoff incoming
>>153816921if we beat italy we're in no matter what. >USA winsUSA is in>Italy wins tonight and vs mexicoUSA and Italy are in >mexico wins and gives up 6 runs or mexico wins and italy gives up 5 runsUSA is in
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the chicago freakin cubs
>guy chases more than just about anyone in the league>keep throwing him middle middle pitches on 2 strikesactually insane
We all LOVE PCA!!!
>I'm zachary levi and this is kings of israel
>Shitt>Gooner>FudgeI think the Italians will escape this Still, it was 8-1
why are these fox nation ads literally like jeet AI shit?
All Outcomes:US scores 0 more>100% eliminated US scores 1 more>60% chance US gets in, Italy can only then allow 3 runs to mexico all gameUS Scores 2 to tie it>80% chance US gets in, depending on where extras goUS wins>US clinches
WITT
time for some ump kino
hate umps and cappies, love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, boba tea, amateur milf porn, in-n-out, costco, primus, cats, the sopranos, the 'lot, and the 'dgers. simple as.
BOBBY SEEDS
OH SHIT BOBBY WITT
Attaboy Witty!
>>153817018>>153817028based...BASED!!!
CUBYALS NEVER SAY DIE
>>153817027Cause Trump loves AI shit from India.
>>153817029gotta score 1 here.
Please please please please please please please please please please please
IT MIGHT BE HAPPENING
>>153817029Italy can only allow 3 but if they win then USA is also in, that's way better than 60%, that's like 85%+
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
WHAT ARE YOU SWINGING AT
god Gunnar is so useless. Just strikeout you faggot don’t GIDP
>>153817029This tiebreaker shit is so dumb man
italy is beating mexico
>Trying to force something to happen>Swinging at anythingPlease. Patience. PATIENCE.
>>153817029100% need to score a run here. i hope witt steals and judge can hit a nice judgian single
>>153817072we heroball-USA
least coasters still awake
>>153817029wrong, if italy wins USA advances and mexico is out
>>153816923that would be based
FUCK YOU HENDERSHIT
>hendershit>gloryholes
horrible at bat. gunnar looked overwhelmed.
are there any good softball video games
GRAB SOME PINE, MEAT
HOME RUN!!!
alright baby all rise
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153817070Italy's flag with an eagle on the middle is beating mexico's flag without an eagle in the middle. Eagle > No Eagle.
>game is going to end with a judge outdelicious
all rise
HOLD
>Schwarbkek
TOUCHDOWN
ITS HIS TIMECAPTAIN AMERICA
>Judge in a big spotFUCK GGs Italy
>>153817046what's it like being a faggot?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUDGEUDGE
god dammit
fudge kek
MAMA MIA FUCK THIS UMP
Fuck.
>FUDGEKEK
JUDGIAN STRIKE OUT
>fudgegg Mariobros
jesus christ
>fudge
HE FUCKING DID ITJUDGE DINGERITS FUCKING OUT OF HERE
A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUT
OH NO NO NO NO
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU HARPER! FUCK YOU JUDGE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!
Alright, well the extra run was huge. Italy can only give up 5 runs to mexico ALL GAME or theyre auto eliminated.
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL SIT
oh my god this cant be real
god damn it judge how do you strike out there
>>153817014>>153817014>>153817014>>153817014
>americants
all sit
noNONOOOOOOOOOO
Fire DeRosa immediately. What a fucking joke
JUDGE IS SO FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>Captain America
FUCK
4-3 is the magic scoreI repeat4-3 is the magic scoreIf either Mexico or Italy score 5 runs, USA will advance
KLENK EMholy SHIT what a soulless garbage group of cunts. i hope to fuck we get eliminated
>USGAYLMAOOOOO
Jesus Christ, this is depressing
>>153817111Trump is a cocksucking pedophile Israeli golem you retard kys great satan loses
Who do we blame for this?
Huge Ws to Italy for actually going in swinging and defendingThe pitching is looking very weak though, a bit of control would go far vs the brutish mexican offense
Why the fuck did we bring players that clearly dont give a shit? How absolutely pathetic. Fuck Bryce Harper and fuck Aaron Judge. You faggots haven’t won ANYTHING. Who do you think you are?
JUDGE YOU YANKEE FAGGOT
Great sequence by Wiessert. Clinical
>>153817139>>153817164I’m confused
PCA cant win with these cats
judge and harper are clutchlets
>>153817145It isreal
If either mexico or italy scores 5 runs, US auto advances.
judge is the biggest choke artist in da le
>>153817171hubris
>>153817029I dont get it, If Mexico mercyrules Italy 15-0 wouldnt Italy be the last in the tiebreaker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ULBlLQm1w
I hate Judge dudeFucking why did he even come
>The Fraudulent States of America
Build around PCA. Cut everyone else.
>>153817164if italy wins, usa advances
>Italian postgame interview>It's an American guy speaking perfect Englishok
sports bring people together
Downside is USA needs USA JV to win to advance. Upside is we can start the Judge choking narrative early.
>>153817164praise be to allah, they will rig a 1-0 win and put us all out of our misery. you know they're texting eachother right now klenk
AND THE NEW MANAGER OF THE UNITED STATES BASEBALL NATIONAL TEAM IS ____________
japan runs this sport, pack it up
Didn’t know Italy is this good
>>153817222>japan runs this sport, pack it upHow did they do it?
Of course they win on Mar10
Based Italians crushing America on MAR10 Day.
STATISTIC BREAKDOWN HEREtiebreaker in WBC is “common runs scored against common opponnents”. the leaderboard is:1) mexico (5)2) Italy (6)3) US (11)if mexico allows 6 or Italy allow 5, US is automatically in.
Seppuku from everyone except PCA and Skenes is the only honorable path forward
>>153817219
>Team USA’s ticket was not, in fact, punched to the quarterfinals, and now they’re in danger of missing out
>>153817231>italy>70% of the team has 100% american citizenship
>>153817219you guessed it, frank stallone
we were better with Lance Lynn, Miles Mikolas, and Adam Wainwright
>>153817219clint dempsey
>>153817210>>153817214>>153817215>>153817216>>153817217>>153817218>>153817222>>153817235>>153817237please watch our sport
I would have accepted a sub-MLB USA team NGLrookie spirit and grit > half-hearted dogshitBring people who actually want to represent the Star Spangled Banner and chant the three letters for each homer
Angels Legend Michael Lorenzen
>>153817170you have to go back, tranny. you have to go back
>>153817247
>>153817219Derek Jeter
>>153817231it's an American b-squad. an upset for sure but stranger things have happened when it's only one game.
>>153817247kek
is that mark derosa clip ai or not
>>153817170you have to go forward, chud. you have to go forward
>>153817219Anthony freakin' Recker....'nuff said!
do the winners of WBC get to spend a week on baseball island?
>>153817255he's not wrong
>>153817245God I hope they just agree before the game to keep it at that score and just purposely burn through the rest of the innings. It will never happen tho.
>>153817111Retard, he literally posts AI shit all the time.
>>153817219Jay "THE BONE" Buhner
>>153817153I look like this right now
USA has allowed 11 runsItaly 6 runsMexico 5 runs >>153817184USA has 18 innings on defenseIf Mexico wins (in 9 innings) neither they nor Italy will have 18 defensive innings. since Mexico didn't have to pitch to USA in the 9th, and Italy won't have to pitch to Mexico in the 9th.so USAs math is 11 runs / 18 inningsIf Italy allows 5 their math would be11 runs / 17 innings (as many as 17.2)
All credit to >Italy but I have no idea who any of these guys even are. Wtf
Someone please explain to me why we have fudge on our team and not based Trout?
>>153817219It obviously should be Anthony Recker but unfortunately our shithole country won’t allow it
>>153817255Only the goodest goys are still slurping trump. Reconsider your life choices.
>>153817284yes but all the bussy is of legal age these days thanks to you know who
>>153817184the tie breakers are >winning percent against tied teams>runs allowed per defensive out vs tied teams>earn runs allowed vs tied teams>batting average in games vs tied teams>multiballUSA gave up 3 to the mexicans and 8 to the eyetalians so we're at 11mexicans gave up 5 and eyetalians gave up 6 so if mexico wins and only scores 4 runs we are out
>>153817302correction, I know mason miller
assuming italy loses to mexico (otherwise italy and us advance)allowed runs between tied teams:us - 11italy - 6mexico - 5I know the rules say some fuckery about defensive outs there, but by my understanding if italy allows 4 or less runs us is out. kek its kino.
I can't see Italy throwing the game at first pitch but they'll 100% sell by the fifth inning if they're down 2-0 or something
Who is Anthony Recker and why he should be the new US Baseball National Team manager?
Shoulda had more Doyers on the squad.
>>153817302you're either lying or very casual
>kludge with the game on the linekek
How does, suspiciously Italian named “””manager””” Mark DeFrauda, justify this when the US gets knocked out in the group stage?
>>153817323i can give you two big, round reasons
>>153817324should have kys
>>153817320relax guy
>>153817325nope. I know skulbal, webb, kershit, skenes, and miller, thats it
A Cubyalgeniers team would have won this. Quite bigly!
Non-citizens shouldn't be allowed to play on other countries teams.
>>153817324unironically this.also kys (keep your spirit)
damn I was wronggood work Italian-Americans who just beat regular Americans
jfc the Mexico vs Italy game is exclusive to fucking TubiThey have to flex that shit into FS1 or Fox.
>>153817292>>153817307you have to go back tranny, idc where you go, but troons like you cannot stay here
mark derosa is the aaron boone of wbc managers
>>153817368Tubby kek.
has jomboy chimed in on the derosa debacle
>>153817295faggot>>153817323backup catcher who looked good but played like shit.
So basically US needs Mexico or Italy to have a blowout win tomorrow, and if it’s a low scoring game under 5 runs for both teams US is dead?
>>153817356I'll allow it if they ban active MLBers from competing
>>153817369You are a literal goybot KEK
>>153817368tubi or not tubi
You guys going to cheer for Italy tomorrow after they just bent you over?
autistic poodrepaco seething over a dog kekini
>>153817356they'd only have the same 4-8 teams every time then instead of the same 4-12
>>153817393Not blowout it could be 10-9. Just high scoring
>>153817381/mlb/ isnt ready for Boone to be the next team USA manager after hes let go from the Yankees in a couple years and spends a season doing TV.
>>153817369This trick doesn’t work anymore Kash. Sorry you can’t join the team’s locker celebration, now go cover up another Epstein file release or something
So who do we blame, Derosa? Or Judge?
Cal Raleigh literally killed the clubhouse with his I'M IN THE ZONE BRO, I'M LOCKED IN, DON'T TALK TO ME, I'M A WARRIOR attitude. That mentality is highly cringe if you're not Jordan-tier at your sport. Seriously, you can tell the clubhouse has a giant stick up its collective ass.
Trumptards fucking losing their minds rn
>>153817404nb. I'll allow it.
>>153817393If Italy wins, we're guaranteed in. USA would finish 3-1 and Mexico 2-2
>>153817416harper
usabros... im scared
>>153817368It's literally free on Tubi, it's better because people like me don't have FS1
>>153817416the blacker guy
>>153817393if italy wins italy is 4-0, the USA is 3-1 and mexico is 2-2. Italy and the US advance. the US has allowed 11 runs in 18 defensive innings. if mexico wins and scores 5 runs then the US advances >>153817402you are literally a tranny faggot homosexual
>>153817369MORE WAR SIR!!!HIGHER TAXES AND GAS PRICES AT ONCE!!!!!!!
>>153817427I love him so much
>>153817418Naaa, its all Harper. Guy is just bad vibes all around.
>>153817418Cal Cringey krl
>>153817420>>153817434have you tried not sucking cock? you're gunna get aids, homo
>>153817406imagine seething this hard kek
>>153817416Actually it's Mike Trout
harper has been forced to consume off brand mineral water which has clearly discombobulated his gastrointestinal tract. he should sue
>>153817453holy cope kek
I DEMAND A NICE TAI BUREKURU TABERU LIKE WE GOT FOR THE ASIAN GROUP
>>153815708>Joe Pesci = Italy>Robert DeNiro (tall guy) = USAhttps://youtu.be/h2s2M-M4lds?si=J7RsClzCnEeGJ4PU&t=94
pretty simple this time
>>153817452Shalom, rabbiGo fight your own wars
all americans MUST PRAY TONIGHT that mexico (a team of literal mexican GODS btw) score 5 runs against some teenagers in the italian bullpen.seriously italy went all in tonight to win. they have nobody left.
>>153817416DeRosa, Judge, Harper, Skubal, Raleigh
>One of the biggest upsets in WBC history as the Americans go down. Aaron Judge was up as the tying run with two outs in the ninth. Greg Weissert struck him out, and the Americans’ ability to advance now depends on the Italy-Mexico game Wednesday night.>The top five hitters in Italy's lineup went 0 for 22 -- and it still beat the United States. A monumental win for the Italians that leaves Team USA watching, waiting and hoping for an Italy win over Mexico or a high-scoring game that would let the U.S. advance on runs allowed.Peff Jassan
>>153817432NOOOOOO IM OLEDGING ANOTHER GORILLION TO ISRAEL!!! WHO WILL MATCH ME?!
>>153817315Seems like Italy winning tomorrow is way more likely than Mexico running up the score desu
we are all team Italy right now
Who can stop japan now
Arozarena gomna come up first AB and dab up Italy for a cheeky 1-0 win. Italy wins pool, Mexico advances, and both have a better chance of reaching final with US eliminated. Raleigh destroyed his professional clubhouse for a pool elimination lmfao
PCA came to play
>>153817368Check it out on poobpoob has it for you
>>153817481DR or Venezuela. Japan almost got rekt by the Aussies
>>153817462PCA’s homer saved america.
>>153817452>if you DON'T want your children to die in a desert for netanyahu that means you're GAYyeah family guy literally did this joke in 2005
>>153817462winner moves on, but also if it's a very low scoring Mexico win then they both move onreal collusion potential here
we're a soccer nation anyway
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT MIKE TROUT PLAY?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS TRAITOR TO THE STATEIF WE GET GROUPED TROUT NEEDS TO BE TRIED FOR TREASON
>>153817457It's weird that Harper had 1/3 of his blood extracted from his body, injected with a bunch of chemicals, and then reinjected and everyone's just like "yeah that's normal". This dude follows a religion that won't even let you drink coffee and he's letting doctors take a third of his blood out for a spin cycle before shooting it back into him
why wouldnt mexico and italy agree to score 1 run and just eliminate USA?this is why it should be run differential
>>153817501No you ARE ballplayers, you had the misfortune of being represented by the limpest cucks of the entire planet
>>153817481Japan was shut out for 7 innings by Czechia
>>153817364>good work Italian-Americans who just beat regular Americanswhy aren't Italian-Americans not regular Americans
>>153817463>>153817468>>153817497stop sucking dicks and go back to your own country, you tranny>>153817476they only need to score 5 runs.
>>153817506What does Trout have to do with anything? What would Trout have done differently than Judge?
kek doyerfurrypacos
>>153817462Thank you PCA. I feel SO stupid for doubting you
>>153817511If Italy wins by anything US advancesItaly would have to let Mexico score up to 4 runs to advance while knocking out the US
>>153817522Its funny how both games were sorta mirrored, the difference is Italy has actual MLB talent in the lineup to hit some homers. The Italy that played tonight might've beat Japan as well.
All you had to do was shake his hand Cal. You pissed off the Baseball gods
>>153817509>t. has blood contaminated with microplastics
>>153817462Do you mind if I post this on reddit for updoots
>>153817534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersYYsujVdc>air date may 1 2005
>>153817521worth looking into for Ballplayer’s
>>153817467
>>153817457For me? Its Swill mineral water. I like mine with a twist.
>>153817462So Italy and Mexico will move on to the quarters if Italy lets Mexico score one run and both teams stop playing after that?
>>153817534I want nothing but grand slams tomorrow
>>153817603no, peff....NOOO!!!!!!
If a player on your team is on Team USA, just fuck you
>>153817606If Mexico wins while scoring 1 to 4 runs, US is out.If Mexico wins while scoring 5 or more runs, Italy is out.If Italy wins, Mexico is out
Is there any rules against purposefully throwing the game off? Because italy might do that tomorrow
>>153817624Let's go cubbies!
4-3 game is not unrealistic for baseball. Italy will be starting Nola, maybe their best pitcher, but he was garbage last season. Mexico should have Assad on regular rest
>>153817642especially when once it's 1-0 both teams are incentivised to just stand at the plate and strike out because they're through at that point
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>>153817652Not if italy is winning
>>153817637MLB doesn't actually care about the tournament lmao. Not coping, they'd just rather have their players back and not injured in exhibition games. Only people who will seethe are fans and a couple of the US players who give a shit
>>153816567I wonder if non-English speakers think trout and soul rhyme
>>1538175882/3rds of white men under 40 voted for trump. anyone seething about him is a shitskin or a tranny, no gunz
>>153815784hehehe WHOOPSIE!!!! teehee
>>153816893shalom
>>153817150if you're able!
