DEH edition
not posting in the yank thread
didn't know sex arses were political
Mums put the new Louis theoroux documentary on and keeps giving me looks
74th straight day of rain but it's ok Rorke says climate change is fake
>>219979140at least it was just a warningI got a 3 dayer for posting a trump meme
>>219979173It is fake thoughbeit
>>219979124I also saw this on r/greatbritishmemes
>>219979174they love their 3 days so they dont have to explain themselves
>>2199791743 dayers are extremely annoying because you can’t appeal themWellThey would be if it wasn’t easy to evade them
nth for the baddiedem
leftypol raging about flags again
DEH
I think I might have a vintage wank to One Night in Paris
notice how leftypol collectively shifted from calling it "global warming" to the nebulous "climate change" when people realised it wasn't actually that hotslimeball
nth for tripling the jannies salaries
BARTY CROUCH
WinRyS will bring HoloEN to greater heights
>>219979252i dont follow poofterball. what is this about?
>>219979095I don't understand the millennial obsession with one of the dullest franchise in the history of dull franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>219979265get innn son
>>219979245Global warming causes the extreme climate changes you mong
>>219979265not now anon, japan got eliminated from the wbc and im still upset about it
>>219979273they're gathering around to worship the bald man
>>219979124This gives you a good look into the leftypol soul, so susceptible to anything that makes them feel smart. 'You don't want to be like one of those dumb illiterate brexit gammons do you? You're smart and cosmopolitan and sophisticated!' Just a deep residing fear of seeming small, simple, thick. If a line of inquiry leads to them being deemed unsophisticated or bigoted, they won't follow it.
>>219979173not raining where i am is it?
Why are so many elderly people at those pro refugee protests? Honestly another reason that I can’t wait for those coffin dodgers to croak
So what makes a woman become an escort?Unable to do anything else?Desperation?Romanticising the lifestyle?
>>219979252Still can't wrap my head around this
>>219979273chelsea's david brent manager has got them doing some weird ritual around the ball before matches and the ref happened to be in the way that time
remember that week or so rorke went out painting roundabouts
>>219979281ignored you the first time mate x
>>219979232please stop posting this scammer>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15>crickets>check-in a week later>excuses>check in week after that>excuses>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)>never received the content>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paidwhat did happen in those 15 days?>sent a ton of PPV>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.
>>219979281The inclusion of Avatar never fails to make me kek
>>219979281We at /brit/ like this Quentin fella
>>219979310ive had this saved for many years and i dont know why
Leftypol actually believes he has accurate temperature records going back hundreds of years
Why doesn't Rorke clean up litter though if he cares so much about his community?
>>219979299parents were watchng that money for nothing last night and when they said what they would do with the money at the end the women said she'd give it to syrian refugees
>>219979326holy simp master
>>219979303government makes them do it so that freaks like escortmong dont fly off the handle and go on stabbing streaks
Not got much to do today since mumberg died.
>>219979252Surreal, thought this was AI
>>219979333isn’t that a false equivalence he just made?
>>219979337or you could just stop littering, rasheed
>>219979303romanticising the lifestyle. someone convinces them they'll get paid to be wined and dined and doted upon but most end up on adultwork trying to coax an erection out of freaks like escortmong for £40
>>219979363
>>219979363could visit her grave
My house value has stagnated for 3 months straight. Only a 22k increase since I bought it 3 months in a row.
>>219979299They're just old hippies. They were swept up in Beatlemania, got a job in the council with their stupidly-protected pensions (something wholly against their political creed but it's okay when they do it) and now can just do what they want all day.
>>219979385ro
>>219979333This is an equivocation. The stoner is claiming that smoking it in moderation isn't too deleterious on one's health, whereas Quentin is only pointing out that it's illegal.
>>219979369I suspect that Quentin is not entirely candid and is primarily a ragebaiter
Sir Escort Lad
>>219979395Sick of themJust want them all to dieNeeds to happen asap
Me? My mum is alive, well and loves me unconditionally. Going over later for a Sunday roast :)
>>219979332Yeah he's so obviously just having a laugh, same with him editing it to Citizen Bane, but it's just real enough that I can see why he winds people up
>>219979299it's just virtue signalling so they don't feel guilty about hoarding property from the younger generations
I think I was sexually assaulted by my father as a child and I've suppressed it because all I can remember is him hugging me in bed and asking how much I loved him
pissing in the ford f250
I don't think I'll watch spurs today. I want to enjoy my weekend
>>219979429How have I never noticed Citizen Bane lol
>>219979426Ever fucked her up the arse
homealoneeveryfridaynight would have had this quentin for dinnerlike he did all you polshits
>>219979437KWAB
>>219979460No because I'm not mentally ill like you
>>219979460yh
>>219979462piss off boring gimp
>>219979437posted it again award
the parasite recoils
>>219979437You stole this from me.
yes rorke old people who've been working hard the last half century are the reason you're not a millionaire despite never having had a job
>>219979408you make a good point
>>219979487I'm using your childhood trauma for (You)s
>>219979437all I'm gonna say is same but that's about all I can muster
leftypol? leftypol? where are you?
saw a grey alien in iga
>>219979514right well that's extremely concerning
>>219979283>>219979293F IRyS was watching them too, sad
Why is every post on twitter now nonsensical vagueness?
>>219979363RIP if true(hope it isn't)
the so called "lads"
HEE HEE
>>219979514Genuinely though lads, how the fuck are we actually suppose to defeat them?
general full of autistic neet rape victims with phimosis
Mousey selflessly putting some of his empty Red Bull cans in the recycling bin today to save mater a job. That's your Mother's Day present, love!
yanks can't suffer
>>219979589Fuck their womenthey clearly have no cocks so their females aught to be quick cock starvedI have never had sex by the way
wish I was a woman so much
>>219979589Fuck them up the arse
>>219979624That is such a disappointing arse.
>>219979594fuck off bruce. giving it the big one cos your on the other side of the planet
Sir Blacked Raw
>>219979594i'm only 1 of those
>>219979640Rorke having a shame boner when his daughter appears on the front page
>I have never had sex by the wayWe knew as soon as we saw the flag, mate.
>>219979628wonder how many autistic niggas are like this because of this >>219979640
>>219979652Odd post
Sir Lana Rhoades
>>219979672wowee
wanking to classified area 51 alien experiment footage from a russian telegram channel
think the jews might be onto something regarding the goyim
The first man Mia Melano had sex with was her boyfriend The second man was a 50 year old on a pornography set
>>219979672SEXOOO
>>219979718ok
business idea: a cat you can have sex with
>>219979685
190 (who posted that) is a known alogger of Mia Melano btw
>>219979754seen her get blacked
I AM THE BISHOP BATTERER OF BERMONDSEY
>>219979752you are a smart man
>>219979768Nigga blacked and blacked raw have 4 billion views everybody has seen that
eating egg rn
>>219979201Man-made climate change looks pretty real to me
Sir Crimson Desert
>Manchester City W.F.C later next week will ask Westminster to commit to funding the UK's first purpose-built ground for women's football.Fuck right off. You genuinely expect my tax money to be put towards this shite? Actually seething at this.
>>219979781All in India
>>219979752calm down bezos and leave some good ideas for the rest of us
thoughts?
cant open instagram in public without sexy fat women with giant tits showing up every second post
Sir Dave Davies
>>219979815none.
Give it to me straight doc, will I ever be able to take two dicks in my arse at once again?
>>219979815too big
>>219979815milk truck has arrived
>>219979831we simply do not have the technology to rebuild your anus sir
>>219979754Pierre Woodman told a story about how she took heroin before every anal scene and once passed out on an overdose while his knob was entirely up her anus
>>219979815Mental how many mulatto babies they will feed
>>219979831No, but you'll be able to do 3!
>>219979877asf
You have AIDSYes you have AIDS
me after saying poo nigger on /brit/https://youtu.be/ypKD0MieAI4?si=OjIlMN7Nw8sAyd8H
>>219979890screaming
>>219979902:(
>>219979890grim
Off tomorrowWill be boozing tonight
>>219979890imma pray for her soul heaven just got a new angel mmm hmmm
just had a pizza, might have a beer
>>219979890if you believe in an abrahamic religion then she likely saved that infant from an eternity of torture in hell
>>219979890terrible
thats the kind of muck theyre breeding in the EU
>>219979124dont get people who spend all day thinking about "the enemy". A lot of you lads here are the same but just on the other side of the coin
>>219979890
>>219979890>Happened in RussiaWhy am I not surprised
Í've fired up the grill lads, it's gonna smell like pork in hea
>>219979890not an accidentshe was jealous she didn't get all the attentionsame reason why dogs like to go for newborns
>>219979958ah yes manmade horrors beyond my comprehnsile
just need to 10000x my money then i can retire
>>219979983No ideaI dont see a correlation between Russia and infants being irresponsible
>>219979983because russians are evil, soulless orcs?
>>219979971Your enemy is the people who think of others as enemies.
my boss just grabbed my Oenis
nigga said Í
>>219980019vanquished that adversary
this befuddles the foreigner
popping to sainsburys, I’ll get you some stickers if you're a good boyx
any more gay retard posts from the peanut gallery?
Prof. Jiang Xueqin is the new Jordan Peterson
>>219980059x
>>219980061no i'm done here
still don't have the source you cretinsmy goon is about to expire
>>219980041where's the salt and pepper and cheese
repeatedly slapping the ol' bwc against my thigh
>>219980041Get a bit of cheese and pepper on that, lad.
>>219980075x0angeldoll
>>219980080hi
Does True Geordie still have an audience after his BBC cuck fetish was discovered?
>>219980075that's mex
1st round done, gwarn Gigi
>>219980092*rape*
>>219980075just google ugly mentally-ill bloke pretending to be a woman
just don't be gaynot sure why so many of you can't even manage to do that
>>219980094Yes
cody bro you're so gay*kisses cody*
i am 18
giving myself a long hard look in the meer
>>219980141too old
>>21998014118 stone
>>219980118just love willies too much
>>219980086>>219980100>>219980117weird fucking penis don't like itballs are massive in comparisonnice arsehole would definite fuck her arse but i don't like the cockgonna wank to some old alexis texas vids i reckon
Me? Not interested unless I hear the number 13
im a broken human and it is impossible for me to connect/relate to anyone else i will die alone
>>219980170We don't careDon't like you incels who insist on publicising your masturbatory itinerary
tossed off 4 times already
>>219980194>masturbatory itineraryscreaminggood one
>>219980194hmm you say you don't care yet here you are replying to me (lmao)
>>219980141bmi of 18
>>219980170she's fit though isn't she
>>219980240It's a man
>>219980110>no peko>no miko>no yonkiseijesas what happened to hololive
today is my 18th birthday and this is my first ever post on 4chan
rorke's skull
the mother's day dinner going in
mi tink mi gwaan cut off mi cocky
Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.
>>219980254have a day off rorke
what can I get at dominos for less than 1000 calories
weather is rather outrageous right now
>>219980257so fit
>>219980282will look the same going out
>>219980306half a chicken stripper maybe
>>219980293leftypol sitting near the toilet because of his IBS plus the smell arouses him
>>219980313She really isn't
remember when that guy on youtube pranked his mate by holding him hostage and fake killing his friend in front of him and a bunch of moral bedwetters said it was wrong even though it was funny
anime
>>219980306cookie
gone and niggered my life up the arse again
>>219980326can you stay over there with the tranny lovers, please*points at the tranny lovers corner*
nth for Yuno!
bacon cheese sandwich time
>>219980348Ruby is mogged by some actual trannies, that's how mid she is
>>219980337my dad, who is a brexit geezer white van man, got oddly distressed and upset by that>just don't do that to yer mates lad
>>219980348we don't want him either x
>>219978060
Leftypol buying his soy milk from the trans bakery in town instead of giving xer money to the supermarkets
>>219980326
>>219980381looks like a clueless tranny here
>>219980110IRyS down, it's up to Gigi now >>219980260Peko's the host
>>219980384that's a bloke
Tried to cycle to the shopThe wind blew me off my bike and shattered my helmetI'm a fool for thinking I could defeat the weather
>>219980381she's giving "fuck me" eyes
>>219980381Oh yes is that satin that's one of my favourites I want to rub her all over and feel the nice sensation on my fingertips and nails
Leftypol kissing his dad on the lips
>>219980384CORRRRRRRRA
Nick taught me how to think Hasan taught me how to feel Clav taught me how to look Kai taught me how to dress Tate taught me how to hustleSneako taught me how to create Rakai taught me how to rageMarlon taught me how to rizzPeanut taught me how to relax
>>219980413absolute cock up
>never smoked>never drank>always said no to drugs>heart disease because I ate too much cheese and white bread over the yearsLife is so unfair
Rorke kissing his wife's son on his forehead (she tricked him into thinking it's his)
>>219980433HA HA!
how bout a game o tiddly winks
Ruby Bones getting her pink quim noshed right now by her best mate
weird ass niggas
>>219999999 toil approaches
m
>>219980448I could deadass facefuck you
just do not understand rubyposting
>>219980456for me it's >>222222222
he's the hairy-handed gent who ran them up in Kent
sorting my clothes at the bottom of the bed
>>219980464She's the incels last hope of a woman who hasn't been ran through But the incel doesn't know that all women under 40 have been heavily used
stop posting ruby, i've already had a wank today
bit wierd wanking to incest jav on mother's day
>>219980496>"fucking incels" - incel
>>219980496ruby is a literal femcel though, I reckon she still has her cherry
>>219980496her fannard has only been gently scranned by blakeney
cant decide whether to eat or try to find a gay sex
>>219980500
yorkie pud batter is prepped and in the fridge ready for later
>>219980515suitable mothers day porn would be anything with big lactating tiddies in it
>>219980516I didn't say I wasn't I was explaining it to a nerotypical
bit of wedder going on outside
>>219980524fucking bitch
>>219980521why would those be the two options
>>219980535then how do you know anything about women?
>>219980292from mandem to gyaldem
>>219980571hahahaha
>>219980550of the irish variety?
>>219980565>You can't know about women because you haven't had sexCan't tell if a woman would make this post or a sub 80IQ incel
My mum is 100x better than any of your ugly slag mums. :)
need to go co-op to get a pie
rape every woman on earthof course that means the female astronauts are safe.... for now
>>219980589you're just coming across as extremely bitter and hateful really mate. im glad you'll be alone your entire life.
when u fart and feel that wet squelch
toilfu's mum doesnt look anything like her, to the point where I'd question if they're even related
I just learned that between 2016-2024 716 thousand children were born to a white woman and black father in the US America actually has over a million mulattos by now
>>219980601everyone waiting on everest for the last unraped women to come back down to earth
the house a few doors up from me is screaming out for a couple of pink flamingos on the front lawn but the stupid cunt who lives there seems utterly blind to this objective fact, as no lawn ornaments are present at this time
shut-in freak who has never spoken to a woman who isnt his mum is a woman expert. good one lol
>>219980591in bed! PHWOARR
Sausage sandwich and a big cup of tea for lunch x
>>219979140
>>219980607>im glad you'll be alone your entire life.That's a cruel thing to say. Definitely an incel.Still no idea how you don't understand you can have a conversation and go on dates with women without sex.
>>219980560it makes me anxious what do you mean
>>219980648rare footage of the endangered north american forest negro
getting fat ladsi eat too much and don't exercise you see
>>219979101>>219979101>>219979101
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver. Now THOSE were Pokemon games.
>>219980668youve done neither of those things lol
>>219980682state of that tattoo
>>219980689We use the term Pocket Monster around here
>>219980676obesity is more to do with horomes than anything else
>>219980695should've asked for your consent before getting it
>>219980292>>219980571More like battydem
back from sainsburys, I forgot your stickersx
>>219980676not your fault not your responsibility until the advertising industry stops brainwashing us we are literally powerless
they call me load shootaput my dick up to your hootaafter cumming in your poopa
>horomes
>>219962969 >>219962969 >>219962969
>>219980682>no bush
>>219980676same. when you’ve got no one to impress you lose all motivation to look good. sad!
>7-1Subaru is the only one who can prevent a Hololive Gamers victory
get the new made, make sure it's a good 'dish
>>219980689Most overrated Pokemon games by farThe level curve is atrocious
>>219980641it lush
>>219980728Linked the old thread to trick peolek into thinking its a new did you? Very very funny did you thjnk of that in yourself?
>>219980745That yank can do it whose last thread was deletedI feel bad
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH HE POOSTED TE FUKING OLD HBBSBABBSABABABABABAB FDUDDSBBS
>>219961580 >>219961580 >>219961580
>>219980754>>219980760melty
boil every tattooed woman alive in a cauldron of tar
>>219980766you know we can just hover over the links and see they are archived?
>>219980774>>219980774>>219980774
NEW>>219980778>>219980778>>219980778
fucks SAKE
Moment I'm done wiping I get a little micro shit come through and just like that I'm back at square one
>>219980781>>219980784lmfao fail
>>219980282you like feeding your mother microplastics?
>>219980784Good thread
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
