advice from a kind black lady editionprev: >>220019216
How do I get a black gf as a blackanon?
>>220022459Play ball, rap, trap, idk?
>>220022459Have you considered not being black?
robotvacuumberg has brokenFs for robotvacuumberg
Started talking to a qt Italian girl last week. She seems to really like me and she is nice and beautiful. I hope things go well, it has been motivating me to stay true to my diet and my exercise routine so if I meet her irl I am as best as I can be at that point
I live in New Hampshire and I am seeing jeets everywhere. Jeets in the parks, jeets in the gyms, jeets in the malls, jeets in bookstores I never thought I would witness the jeetification of America and to make matters worse everyone in this thread is a jeet of that I am certain
>>220022494Floorberg is about to accumulate duststein
>checking bladebinge>someone is advertising a watch for sale with pictures like this
>>220022520She is a jeet she is just pretending to be italian
More like POO hampshire
hiccuping
>>220022528that hand doesn't even look real
>>220022528yaoi hands
I talked with an Indian today that said that all Europeans actually descend from Indians and that the vikings were actually Indian
>>220022494Looks faker than Netanjahu's hand.
>>220022459america is ez mode for this I suffer here with crakkkas and indians
>>220022459They’re literally the default girl for us bro, what the hell are you talking about?
I went on Rumble to find a video that I guess got taken down off of Youtube. It took me 4 videos before I found the specific one I was looking for, and every video I clicked on had a totally AI generated advertisement for dementia, arthritis, or some other old person disease. I guess that's who their target audience is.
grandmaberg used to tell me i was as useless as tits on a bull
I am so fucking tired of indian girls sitting next to me and hitting on me
thank god, we beat calgary
>>220022573What? Every hot black girl I know is dating a white guy
>>220022558The original Aryans come from the Caspian steppe.
I wish we didn't live in an Indian world but an Icelandic world
>>220022585If you are actually Black and posting shit like this, you are genuinely a lost cause. I fucking hate cucks so much man.
>>220022606Imagine a world with 1.4 billion Icelanders and only 400.000 Indians.That would be heaven.
>>220022613The guy who posted that isn’t me fyi.
Vikings were all 8+ ft tall jacked lesbian women
>>220022613How am I a cuck? Literally every hot black chick I know on instagram is riding the white dick
>>220022621>>220022606That would be paradise
>>220022635The vikings were fucking indian
>letting a robovacuum map your whole abode for israel Ishygddt
it's cumming i can feel it
William Shakespeare?Black.Cleopatra?Black.
If any glowies want to recruit me while i'm abroad to be a patsy and do some evil shit, now is your opportunity
>>220022558hes rightindoeuropeans... indiansduh
>>220022621It wouldn't be sustainable. Indians are servile, Icelanders have virile viking blood in them. They would cause too much conflict
Men with large thighs are often homosexual
>>220022724Modern Icelanders are very servile as well.They don't act like their Viking ancestors any more.
Men who suck penises are often homosexual
>>220022724they found thousands of viking swords in norway but only like 30 in iceland. they were on some i have no enemies shit over there and they also reinvented democracy. sorta libtarded and woke
>>220022753
>>220022705contact me at +1 704 683 9841 use a burner phone
>>220022724vikings always went after the weakest people they could. nothing "virile" about them.
black haired german dick on blonde icelandic pussy
>>220022767Just called it was a phone sex line. Why is the CIA running a phone sex line? Idgi
I'm officer Larson, Central Intelligence Agency>*puts LSD in the water supply*This is officer Martin>*overthrows a banana republic*We'd like to ask you a few questions>*smuggles cocaine in a plane*Step out for a minute>*shoots a guy with a heart attack gun*Walk with me, officer Martin is gonna be right behind you>*does watergate*Step inside the car>*enhanced interrogates an iraqi goat farmer*Get out, we're gonna step inside here for a minute>*spies on congress*Have a seat>*spearheads XKEYSCORE*Where were you on july 9th?>*MKultra's*
>>220022776I thought ICE already arrested you and sent you back to your country, Leo.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5YjaZsG9RPA
high asf rn
>>220022792gotta keep your mom employed somehow
>>220022613
>>220022833I don't think the US intelligence services do cool shit like that any more. They have clowns like Kash Patel as chief now.
I'll never forget the time I was in college and the RA burst into our dorm demanding to know why it reeked of pot from the front door, and she walked all the way to the (shared) room I had with my roommates who were hotboxing it with towels covering the little opening at the bottom, and realized they were stoned off their gourd. We had been threatened with expulsion if we were caught with it(even though every single fucking person smoked in the building) but we never got written up or anyhtingthey toked up a few days later like nothing happened
I can't discern the difference between a coors banquet and any other common beer It's just bready water with a little bit of hops and metallic taste
>>220022880Yes it's called feigned incompetency, you're meant to believe they're stupider than they are. And you're meant point to dudes like that, and those embarrassing recruitment ads, and feel like you're smarter than them. You're not smarter than the CIA.
Arabs be like>habibi you come Dubai yallah
Female coworkers were talking and one of them said she doesn't date white guys anymore and I got hard imagining her being used as a blacked cumrag
The mystery of the liquified pajeeta continues…https://nationalpost.com/news/halifax-walmart-oven-charred-remains-daughter-mother
>220022925
I should rewatch blues brothers
>>220022915How about the Central Indian Agency
>>220022930How many Indians can a Walmart oven liquify within 24 hrs?
sometimes I think about pursuing a career in law>The average total cost of a three-year law school education is approximately $217,480then I think about something else
>>220022927Why was the post deleted? Is Jason a janny now?
>>220022966I believe that's more your area of expertise Hans
>>220022845its freaking over
>>220022930>“I opened the door and she was there” Mandip Kaur told The Daily Mail about the terrible night she discovered the charred and unrecognizable body of her only daughter, Gursimran Kaur, inside the bakery’s commercial oven at the department store where they both worked.Nobody deserves to experience this
>>220022980I don't think there are enough ovens in this world to liquify the whole Indian population in a reasonable amount of time.
>I feel nervous every day of my lifehttps://youtu.be/oHs1ufWx70U?si=mAQuAXdzpve9_Io9
what happened to Greenland annexation or invasion or whatever? is USA going to do it?
What if we all just compromise and say it probably didn't happen, BUT if it did, a lot, NOT ALL but a lot, of them probably deserved it
Hell yeah
That ringing you sometimes spontaneously get in your right ear? That's the CIA attuning the brainwave transducer on you.
Sucks to suck, I guess this music shit isn't for me.
>>220023029Looks good. Could use some fiber.
>>220023021saar we are valhalla in iran now please do the needful and keep up
>>220022915I wonder what revelations will come out in the future about current CIA ops. Like how much stuff do people dismiss as conspiracy theory now which will come out in a few decades as truth but by then, same as now, normies will have forgotten and moved on
i have managed to partially repair robotvacuumberg. it kind of works, but not very well. might be time to buy a new one.
>>220023041wyte pipo don't eat no fiber then they have taco bell and shit they selves
>>220023044What about Canada annexationThey keep saying they will do things but don't
4chan is mostly nerds that wish they were the cool kids
>>220023021The king of denmark oiled himself up and had a flex off with the US so now they can't invade cause he won
>Subtotal: $8.98>Colorado tax: $0.46>Total: $9.44
I don't like Andrew Callaghan because I think he's subversive by trying to make bad people look human
They should do all that genetic ivf shit and figure out how to give monkey bigger dicks. And give some monkeys huge dicks and others micro dicks and see what happens, i think it would be worth the money.
>>220023045The largest op of theirs is what they refer to as their control grid, which is just an umbrella term for all their various surveillance tech, which all operate in tandem. If people had any clue how all-encompassing it is, they'd start questioning if their shadow is even real.
>>220023068neither a nerd nor a cool kid but something in-between. someone with no presence whatsoever. a failed normalfag
>>220023068if you were born after 2000 i stg everybody is a nerd. i used to play sports and we would talk about fucking world of warcraft in the locker room. everyone basically has the entirety of their media diet from things that were "nerdy" 30 years ago. Nerd stuff got so normalized that things like comic books and dnd are just mainstream when before that was social suicide
eating ramenquite broke, I am
>>220023086I don't like him because he looks stinky
>>220023021Trump wants to scare the absolute skibidus out of the d*nes by flexing America's military might first
>>220023056Did you already visit the new Holocaust museum in your country? It was opened last year.
>>220023100That's not the worst thing in the world, the really bad part is mostly the seasoning. Just add half the packet, plus hot sauce, and egg and some vegetables and then it's almost decent
>>220023086He seems like a pussy. wannabee zoomer version of Jon Stewart. He doesn't make arguments just looks sarcastically into the camera like a fag
>>220023109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaqaqQ4MVM
>>220023095I read that the intelligence community now has real-time mood boards that aggregates data from all social media to in real time show the mood in each geographic region, so if like a bunch of posts in a certain region start to be super angry and borderline violent they can see it
Just cut my life into pieces I had no other choice
>>220023137The mood everywhere is shit all the time
>>220023086I like him the editing is funny
>>220023148they want you to be hopeless and despair because when you are you won't conduct acts of freedom fighting against them
>>220023148They dont care if someones a cynic they care if that shitty mood will actually manifest into real world rioting, unrest, or political violence
ball of my foot hurts
>>220022637Nigga go outside
>>220023147why, what happened>>220023181why
>>220022491This. Worked for me.
>>220023082>5% taxstop complaining
>>220023200>why, what happenedSuffocation, no breathing.Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
>>220023204based and heeheepilled
>>220023082>Coloradoyou been to the black canyon? i saw it recently and it was 10/10. if not, what's your favorite sight there?
>>220023205what do i get out of it tho? universal healthcare? no. free college tuition? no. public transport? fucking no.
>>220023131Heh, there are probably a probably quiet a few mixed Chinese-Jewish couples on the West coast.Their children might end up like Eliot Rodger o algo.
When pepo talk about sales tax I feel an instant surge of superiority toward them knowing I will NEVER have to pay sales tax where I live
Local news is so fucking worthless >Lol a guy stabbed 3 people on the weekend>No we aren't going to post a picture>No we aren't going to reveal his name>No we aren't going to describe his physical appearance>No we aren't going to try and obtain video in a city where there are cameras everywhere >Yes, he's still out on the loose. Hope you don't run into him haha
Leftists thing them depression posting on social media has a geopolitical impact on the world lol
>>220023248It's because he was a non white
>>220023244Where do you live? Sales tax rate is like 20% in a lot of European countries.
>>220022459You gotta be a thin white boy who dresses like a skater. t.knower
>>220023137Fun with XKeyscore™ They've been able to do stuff like that for decades
>>220023230the only thing we get is free visits to a jeet doctor
>>220022459>>220023264Ignore that I didn't read that you're black. Idk because im not black.
>>220023261New Hampshire. We also don't have income tax and car insurance isn't required, nor is wearing a seat belt. And no tax on alcohol because we sell it out of state run stores off the highway.
beatin the absolute fuckin shit out of my meat rn
niggas be like"yah, I dont use safety harnesses to catch me if I get into a head non collision, you mad liberals?"
>>220023282Based state. You might get a few tax refugees from New York in the coming years.
>>220023297What does this even mean
>>220023282You should wear your seat belt, though, legal or not
>>220023209me
>>220023219Are you alright man? Don't cut your arms
>>220023304We will KILL them. Oh I forgot anybody can buy and carry a firearm with no permit and we are consistently one of the top 3 safest states in the union
>>220022966About 6 bazillion
I hate Liberals and Liberalism but not in the left wing sense more in the Laissez Faire individualist secular French Revolution sense.
>>220023309Don't even bother trying to tell him, I've argued with him before to no avail. He's perfectly fine with getting launched through his windshield in an accident
>>220023315Losing my sight, losing my mindWish somebody would tell me I'm fine
>>220023315He's making a reference to that one song
>>220023297>>220023337>>220023309>Having freedom is bad because... JUST BECAUSE OKAY!!!!Shut up liberal
Three point seatbelt was invented in sweden btw
>>220023362Nice strawman, bro
>>220023335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BhMxqP3lww
windy as fuck tonight
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
It took like 5 hours but I came
>>220023362I just said legal or not, not that it should be illegal
One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try
I don't wear my seatbelt. Don't have time for that
>>220023362do you have carbon monoxide detectors in your home?
>>220023377I don't support Communism either. I support Theocratic Monarchies. All materialist ideologies lead to the same suffering and despair in the end.
>>220023325Wow, the Canadians living next your border must be pretty jealous
>>220023377Not watching this stupid tranny shit
>>220023401No of course not
>>220023414
>>220023272I wonder if an NSA agent has ever watched my goon material
>>220023425I don't get it
Just jacked it.
the holocaust will happen fr this time
>>220023422My appliances are all electric and my heating is electric convection heating. Why on earth would I need a carbon monoxide detector in my house?
gen z? more like gen zyklon fr fr
I've always existed inbetween worlds if you know what I mean, like I don't neatly fit in well in any place or subculture
>>220023407oh thats based. my radical political ideology is to create a global nuclear confederation of millions of city states with ~10,000 population who all have their own monarch. Religious affairs would be decided internally. nobody has given me any nuclear weapons though
>heh, I only believe in things that can't be touched or felt. Unquantifiable by definition>the only real way to run the world... checkmate athiests
>>220023444Fires
What do you guys think about Venezuela becoming the 51st state?
>>220023461That won't happen
>>220023453st paul says to love christ you have to hate this world. take him for his word
>>220023458Are you confusing carbon monoxide detectors with smoke detectors?
>>220023461If I were American, I’d be okay with it becoming some kind of colony or overseas territory that doesn’t legally turn them into US nationals with the right to move to the US
Many zoomers speak like niggers and yet they hate the nigger wordFunny how that works
>>220023461we need to get back down to 35 states, fuck all this noise.
Panty my beloved
>>220023468They have lots of oil and big bunda Latinas.
>>220023461i would ask when puerto rico is becoming the 52nd state
>>220023453Athiests will claim religious people are crazy for saying Noah built an arc because it rained for 40 days and night but then 5 minutes later claim it rained for a million years straight during the "carnian pluvial episode"
bbc always wins
>>220023498So true
>>220023461Nothing matters to me
>>220023461But the UK is the 51st state, then Alberta
>>220023483she's funny and cool>>220023498>it rained for 40 days and night ive witnessed this miravle before it's called the pacific north west
>>220023486Bad Bunny's half-time show was horrible, though.
there is a BIG poo brewing and colonberg isnt answering my calls
>>220023481>Many zoomers speak like niggers >and yet they hate the nigger wordMakes complete sense though? What is funny?
>>220023516it was okay, definitely wasn't worth the giant culture war shitstorm
>>220023481They also can't read or swimReally makes you ponder...
>>220023543>Makes complete sense though?Black people call each other nigger all the time
I deleted all my coomer pictures today
I hate the nigger word not because of some moral judgement, but because I'm tired of hearing it
there are no white people in canada its not even funny
apparently Gavin newsom is the president of the united states
>>220023565Sounds disingenuous
>>220023569He's the governor of my state
>>220023471No, CO is a product of incomplete combustion. It will occur from any fire same as smoke
>>220023566ummmm sweaty?
>stranger farts in public to assert dominance/be disrespectfulhow u respond?
>>220023498It was 2 million thoughbeit
>>220023572I'm not lying. There's better slurs for black people these days.
>>220023574
>>220023576thought you meant colorado kek>>220023580fart even louder
>>220023516i didn't watch the superbowl was it really that bad?
>>220023508>picDoes anyone actually have an explanation for that
>>220023508This nigga's never seen a rooster try to nut
>>220023580rip a loud one and do the DGX chop
Just did my post-jackoff piss, cleaned myself off with wet wipes, and washed my hands (very thoroughly).
>>220023576No, standard carbon monoxide (CO) detectorscannot detect smoke or fire. They are specifically designed to sense the colorless, odorless, and toxic gas produced by incomplete fuel combustion, not fire particles.
>>220023566Nigga I'm white
>>220023595It was objectively mid. Anybody saying it was the best or worst ever is a brainrotted wingcuck.
>>220023352>>220023601
>>220023601Porcupines and crocodiles make it work so those guys can too
>>220023601You're telling me you've seen tortoises fuck but dinosaurs are a bridge too far?
>>220023595It was the worst I've ever seen. It made the lady gaga one look good
>>220023577Is that Leduc
>>220023619if it's not performed in American then it's automatically the worst ever.
>>220023593>muh 405it only covers western la and only richfags ride thru there, why is it considered to be a staple for ALL of southern california?
trump sama is so fucked everyone hates him now. his only trump card at this point is to blame the jews for everything.
>>220023595It was just trashy. Don't personally relate to some latrinos twerking on pickup trucks
>>220023634no you imbecile
>>220023625>You're telling me you've seen tortoises fuckNo nigga
>>220023613>not fire particles>incomplete combustionNext time you ask ai make sure it isn't hallucinating
>>220023647They moan really loud
>>220023620Are you implying the idea of dinosaurs reproducing is a false premise
I've never given a fuck about the super bowl
>>220023642old geezer should have done a handshake deal with Iran in the first couple weeks of his term, since he likes talking shit about Obama so much it would've made sense.
>>220023593you just know whoever made this image lives in san jose or sacramento and is in the same urban hellsprawl as everyone else. every single state that borders california can offer the natural beauty it does for cheaper. hell, living on the nevada side of lake tahoe costs like 50% less
>>220023649He's right though carbon monoxide detectors dont detect co2 generally unless whatever is producing the carbon monoxide is also producing regular smoke/co2
>>220023642you underestimate how devoted the average miga supporter isthey've devoted everything at this point to that man, they'd probably kill themselves if he told them to
>>220023649incomplete fuel combustion refers to gas anon. Sure it might detect the gas from a fire that is already burning but at that point it's no longer warning you and just telling you what you already likely know. If you're saying you use carbon monoxide detectors instead of smoke detectors I think this conversation might have had the opposite of the intended result
>>220023674The last good one was 2017
why is mom pov porn so hot
Big as the superbowl but the difference is its just two guys playing shit that they did in the studio
>>220023608Whats with the pic? Are you making that expression as you're saying that?
mexico
Ever notice how leftists nowadays do this feigned performance of not caringIf you ever raise a critique of something they go "oh yeah I don't care about that ... there's more important things, etc etc"It's like they've completely lost the will to even argue
We should just consolidate the U.S into regions, rather than states.
>>220023686migas dont exist in real life. also everyday more and more people are blaming the jews even the dumbest retards are saying it.
Niggas usually send their verses back to me and they be terrible just like a two year old
>>220023619>>220023643thanks for the info. heard a bit during the controversy but didn't know after the dust settled. sorta what i expected to hear.>>220023631i remember i really disliked The Who one because they were too old and i really liked their music on disc and it sorta ruined it for me.
>>220023701Why
The old school hip hop one was so lame lmao. I didn't even watch it or know if it even happened, but the whole concept sounds for plebs
>>220023677thats where youre wrong, CHUMP
What year did Sting perform
>>220023701youre an idiot
Not doing skincare because its hot as fuck and i'm finna be all sweaty anyway
>>220023703unfortunately they do still exist, I have family members that spend all their free time glued to fox news and find ways to spin every stupid thing he's done
Fuck kind of a name is Aubrey Sounds too close to Audrey
Is Tucker still a big trump supporter? He's becoming increasingly anti-jew so you'd think there would be some conflict of interest
>>220023688No, I have both. But I don't have gas. It's also funny to me that gas detectors aren't mandatory (at least not here) but CO detectors are
Trump shouldve annexed canada it wouldve been way easier and based.
>>220023736it seems strange to me that another network didn't offer him big buckaroos, I guess they really are all owned by the same guy.
>>220023720well if you live there you live in somewhere properly norcal by the looks of it. you on the sierra foothills?
>>220023683It depends on what's burning. Any hydrocarbon can/will, to include wood and coal. The purpose of them in homes is for gas burners and heaters, though
>>220023709I only watched two minutes of it. After a minute I knew it was a waste of my own time
>>220023728I am a genius that has solved federal inefficiency. We also need to get rid of money in politics.
>>220023716For me it's Schizophrenic Hip Hop as a genre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PnVNd32ikk&list=RD7PnVNd32ikk
>>220023758I assumed going independent was by choice and not as a last resort, he still probably rakes in a ton of money
>>220023766Lobbying to be specific.
>>220023771>Everybody a slave>only some are aware>That the government releasin' poison in the air>That's the reason I collect so many guns in my lair>I ain't never caught slippin', never underprepared, yeah
Iran is going to win
>>220023798I've played enough HOI IV to know that Iran is in a no win situation.
>>220023736Like most of the MAGA base, he has been moving more "independent."Turns out supporting a zionist warhawk pedophile isn't sustainable for your image.
>>220023798they sure have some awfully poisonable fresh water sources. better hope we don't go george washington on them lol
We're invading Cuba next
I hated Jews and Israel before it was cool
>>220023810they will just reprogram the definition of winning
>>220023834hashem forbid a jewish boy gets a little frisky in palestine/lebanon/syria/iran/jordan/egypt/
I like jews now since antisemitism is a normal take
>>220023798The current issue is that there's no real chain of command in Iran because we killed them all. All the leaders there are just doing their own things, meaning we can't negotiate. On top of that, Drumpf would rather keep this going than make concessions. This decision will, unironically, get him impeached after the midterms.
bf said that doritos are chud-coded....
>>220023901
My favourite part of tranny porn is watching the girl cock swinging back and forth while their getting fucked in the ass
Am drunk
>>220023922prefer when they top
>>220023926you dummy youre supposed to save it for tomorrow so we all get drunk together
Soon you will have forgotten all things, and soon all things will have forgotten you.
Fixing my sleep schedule10pm-6:30am tonight9pm-5:30am tomorrow8:30pm-5am going forward.
>>220023871i went to the synagogue for a couple months to do the torah study and it was pretty cool. they had an old torah there from the holocaust and they let me hold it. it was pretty metal. because i knew some of the midrash and stuff they were cool with me being there even though i was an outsider. the way they celebrate sabbath is like a lot better than going to mass honestly. you get to eat a lot of food and hang out.
>>220023701The mid-atlantic is its own thing. We are not yanks or hicks.
>>220023943That's gay I don't like seeing men get fucked
thinking about gock
imbecilic anyaposter
>>220023945Since when is tuesday the official /cum/ drinking day? I only recently came back.
>>220023947yeah that's right I'm smokin weed
>>220023968tomorrow is st patricks day, you oaf
>>220023947You cannot forget things you never knew or remembered stupid peanut poster
i am cooked
>the walls are closing in>two more weeks!
Morning = LarkNight = OwlWhat's midday?
FOB
>>220023981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEm3bIBN8aQ
>>220023992Pidgeon
>>220023992>lark>not a rooster or mourning dove
Kinda crazy how much of our current problems can be traced back to Reagan.
>>220023977I have a negative bias against the irish also wasn't aware
>>220023979It means everything you know dumb dumb, marcus aurelius said that
>>220024013Actually it can all be traced back to the fall of the Roman empire
>>220024013true because he dismantled the soviet union and we needed it to play hockey against and beat our chests
>>220024013Iran was this guys fault
>>220024033I bet you're one of those goobers who think rome fell in 476
>>220024024All I know is that I know nothing, socrates said that
>>220024036Reagan didnt do shit to dismantle itm it was gorbachev descalating things and easing off on eastern europe while Reagan poured money into his retarded space laser project and funded the taliban
>>220024033Rome never fell though.
>>220024041Ackshually that operation was instigated by the british. They merely asked for US backing. Terrible move but still
>>220024045it did. Constantinople isnt Rome
>>220024051>Reagan poured money into his retarded space laser project and funded the talibando you forget who the taliban fought against?
>>220024065It literally was. Go read a book.
>>220024061I think the CIA did most of the heavy lifting there
>>220024074>>220024074New
>>220024065Neither is Ravenna but if we let the germans larp as latins why not the greeks too?
>>220024072Whatever you say Theseus
>>220024080>>220024080New
>>220024051The Soviet Union fell due to deep internal structural problems but certainly outside pressure played a role
>>220024072>threw out the roman gods for christianity>but not catholic christianity, ew>literally not in romeByzantine was a LARP
>>220024069we lost vietnam, they lost afghanistan. losing a proxy war was not a factor in the cold war ending
>>220024091I would argue it was entirely Gorbachev's doing. He literally allowed east germans to migrate through czechoslovakia(or austria, I cant remember) and East Berlin's security was literally caught in a meeting when the wall came down in 90
>>220024072gee, I wonder who could be behind this book...
