Creation of Adam edition
>>220024896>>220024896>>220024896Actual new
>>220026571your new is fucked already
>>220026555Have to wrap my willard round my leg too its just that big.
Heard rumours 4chan is being banned by ofcom today
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We at /brit/ vastly prefer the parasite to Mousey
Find it interesting that heatherpaedo is a hun and mousenonce is a fenian
>>220026571reminder (not that you are a human being) that nobody asked for you or wants you
Steve rogers will return in gay porn
oh amy don't hate me for running away from you
>>220026621nobody believes this except for you and youre a mentally retarded freak that tries to say things into existence. fuck off even if you want this thread to succeed over the yank thread, you people are losers and will never get what you want. the best thing for you to do if you want something is to stfu you loser
>>220026614excuse me?
>>220026656he was just looking out for you and youve taken offence to it you bloody woke garbage person
>>220026621a lot of people are saying this.....
people in these generals all talk like bots. it's unnerving.
>>220026656Maybe check out what happens with meningitis
always love it when a newposting yank doesn't get his way
another day of you sitting there spamming the thread, being the majority of the thread, having 20 personas to go between because they are all failures, to wait 5 hours between each "hit" you get yeah? another day of spamming to get no results and then you can finally cum (to blacked porn) when you get one, right? another day, just like all the other days, for you
Mouseis myFriend ..He`s The Best !! StopbullyingHim .. Ok ..
I wish I was a man in minge itis
>>220026673i wonder why they think this kind of thing looks good
>>220026683/brit/ is a wernicke korsakoff syndrome general we just sit here and rattle back and forth posting drivel
>>220026673>hey anyone wanna come over and kick the ball around haha>no stop asking
What the fuck is he having a meltdown over this time? Ran out of Red Bull?
TO STOP THE WORLD JUST TO STOP THE FEELING
>>220026673Death trap when it rains
220026702who is this poster?
>>220026734Turns out he was irish diaspora all along
>>220026673i am become deano destroyer of biodiversity and any basic semblance of taste
>>220026735>ree someone saying this to me means they are having a meltdownwatch (as I said with the "5 hours") nobody give a shit. nobody cares. nobody is falling for it. no one buys itnow I will sit back and watch you be a little retard, as well as nobody caring (about that or you). not that you will get the idea"meltdown" it is all the same. it is just you. what I say is still true. you are nobody, a nothinggo ahead and samefag
we're just innocent men
>>220026681it was a joke about being DEAF you moron
>>220026749Leftypol loves his strawmen
>>220026776nobody likes youeven the belgian poster gets more laughs than you
the mind boggles
>homer bimpson
might have a new form of tourettes that only affects posting sex willy
can't stop seething over the money I lost simply due to the prices getting lower after I bought stuff
>>220026786a joke so good it garnered 2 confused replies
>>220026776It's fine, it's coolYou can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth
SCREAMING
would you shag a fit zombie if she was tied up and couldn't bite you?
Sounds groddy desu
>>220026874does she consent
Not reading that essay
>>220026893she can't because she's a zombie and has lost all mental reasoning
Why do women prefer the aesthetics of cut dick when it's objectively less pleasurable for both?
depression is back
everybody is laughing at the parasite
>>220026749parasite with his polslop
>>220026874zombies aren't realgrow up
The parasite is very funny and Mousey is an aggressive dickhead We prefer the first!
potion seller, enough of these games
https://vocaroo.com/1omZdcVgmJjn
>>220026961They are in america
>>220026974like I said, I am just sitting back and watching you struggle. this is still you having a struggle, as you either feel you cant move on from this until I do something, or that you think I am going to bite. I am just sitting back. reminding you here that nobody gives a shit (you spend all day every day - even on Christmas - and still dont get any replies, other than from me. just quit)
>>220026983you're weird
*combines a green herb with a blue herb and smokes it to cure my poison*
>>220027013r*port his posts instead of engaging with the mind broken
>>220026974good post>>220027007you should leave you are not welcome here
>>220027013he is mind brokenhe doesnt have consciousness (or a soul). keep that in mind when you talk to this subhuman, or when it responds
look at youwith your little 'posts' hehpathetic
carbon filament lightbulb
thread has a different aura since the Chinese wheelchair parasite woke up and took over the thread as it does, and will continue to do all day until people flag its posts to the moderatorsthe thread has slowed to a crawlsite is not worth using now. goodbye
awwww Mousey was here on Christmas (where he didn't buy any of his family anything) and seething about the parasite then too. You lot should be nicer to him.
>>220026973ktim!
zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Iran is winning
pen pineapple apple pen
>Manchester authority has funded 10,974 properties with just 503 classed as affordableGood old labour
>>220027121>>220027065spambo posts. why, see: >>220027069nobody wants to share a thread with him
forgot the window cleaner was coming
>>220027115no
Now Mousey's left for good as he said here >>220027069 You lot should be ashamed. He will never return
>>220027155hi. >>220027126>>220026931>>220026749^ off-topic, politics belongs on /pol/. do your job
>>220027167you jewish ziedy? would explain a lot
sir rosenior hotboxing the 7 series again
>>220027183Erm, is her mouth available to take a shite into?
>>220027183Worlds easiest song to play on guitar. Even I can play it.
>>220027188what would michael collins think of this post
Suppose i will be fucking off
>>220027220good, finally. dont come back. you arent wanted
heatherCHAD = creative, imaginative, original, funny, thought provoking mousenonce = boring, repetitive, cringey, meh, outdated, tryhard
>>220027209>Canslad, she has a sister, make sure to shite in her mouth tooHe'd give that advice
>>220027220
bellingham driven around in the v class rn snorting off that luh table
>>220027220ignore that fuckstipidous crusticle your presence and participation in the thread was appreciated and we hope to see you again
Mousey and Emmayank BOTH confirmed their permanent and irreversible retirements from /brit/ in the same thread....a dark day for /brit/....
today I will be streaming umamusume MANT scenari. ~12PM starttune in
I can't believe it, Twitch streamer and attention-loather Mousenonce is BACK!!!
the parasite is now sitting there saying "mousey please go please go" and making up similar shit because it woke up and wants to get on with spending all day here getting no replies. it is practically beggingreminder to do your civic duty, and remove it, because you dont have to put up with it. nobody at all cares that the yank is gone. the thread is just tense and slow right now because you-know-who woke up and started posting (for as long as it can / will ban evade when it is stopped)
>>220027273Irish diaspora behaviour
imagine being mentally ill h-haha
What I like is how he says ~12pm start as though he'll be far too busy to start it on time
today I will be streaming umamusume MANT scenari. ~12PM starttune in!
guys it’s okay to abuse highway maintenance people they are the worst
https://annas-archive.gl/md5/8fdc7ae634b3f927b4eec7b54d30acf1
>>220027316I Can`t wait !!
> Race to stop Meningitis outbreak reaching London: Officials confirm Kent cases are Meningitis B amid fears of spread by vape get us LOCKED DOWN NOW
just took a long hard look in the mirror
>>220027315I have to join the IIRC first to make sure this freak loses out the only thing he has in life because thats what he deserves for acting this way for years
>>220027324always shout "fucking dickheads" when i see them standing around
katy felt pgt london underground today
Tobwarts School of Meltdowns and Chemistry
>>220027308Kek
set myself some tasks for today to get a free anxiety debuff for not achieving any of them
pgt?
they got a brotha verifying email addresses
>>220027324Why abuse anyone?>>220027361Do you not worry they could beat you up?
the parasite has gone quiet :)
We never recovered from losing Dale Winton
poo first, ask questions later
crazy how the person mousey calls "parasite" woke up 13 minutes ago and now the thread is filled with mousey this, mousey that, the "parasite" this and that, and thats what the thread is now instead of comfy discussion
>>220027418they'll do fuck all
>>220027316mousey we love you mate but you can't be posting the mice it's just not on
>>220027376scrimmin
>>220027434You must be hard then
>NEWPORT, Wales, March 17 (Reuters) - The old world is over. This is Nigel Farage's time.
>>220027429turns out Mousey is the biggest parasite of them all
>>220027441>mousey we love you mateyeah you do. dont forget that
*sticks me pooey finger in all the pies and ruins them*
women born the same year as me look so old
Wish I was hard I guess it just comes down to how you was raised
>>220027454We're gonna tackle the old world order by doing everything the same!
>>220027454he's not going to stick around much longer matewhat with all those pints and pork piesI give him two more terms in parliament at most
where's my mouseLord merch
>>220027454yh ok bro
i haven't eaten pork for over a week nowsomehow i do feel cleaneri think the jews and the muslims were onto something
>>220027494>220027494▶>File: file.png (140 KB, 1028x444)>>>220027454off-topic>>>/pol/
*poof**pant* out of breath here I had to sprint in from the Mousecord What's all this about him leaving 4chan for good???
nigel farage
if anyone needs me I'll be in a quiet corner of the thread reevaluating my life choices
height
>>220027508no one cares about your dinky little assembly lad
mousebros...
this thread is so much better without him. it was better a few hours ago before he woke up, and now it will be like this all day
>>220027494Nothing can kill him mate, he’s survived cancer and plane crashes he’s invincible. He has massive plot armour he is GOING to be big
>>220027536sex
leftypol:>oh my heccin goodness... is that the new BANKSY artwork???? waow!! he's such an outsider to the art world and critical of our government and society, no wonder all his graffiti gets sold for millions at christies! and the BBC gets upset when people take his stuff down! clearly this is the sign of an anti-system, rebellious, independent thinker!!! I simply MUST go down to my local third space and ask my "maaaates" what they think of this!
>>220027547start the stream earlier MouseLord, at least that way we can ban him from there
>>220027561probably not even banksyy. but you dont have consciousness (you have no soul). everything about you is shallow
>>220027561literally no one says this
>>220027593leftypol says this didn't you see the quote at the start
>>220027601oh
>>220027540Nigel and Mohammed clearly do
>>220027601The quote is the greentext, Rorke. The “bit at the start” is the attribution. I know you got a 3 in your English GCSE and left it at that but come on mate
>>220027624s
>>220027624dunelm
About to graduate uniZero friends madeZero clubs joinedZero networking doneZero jobs fairs attendedZero internshipsJust did it for the love of the game
don't worry about /brit/, let me worry about blank
>>220027643Well that’s Rorke’s next lock screen wallpaper started
>>220027666kahteem, but I made a few friends and joined one club
Get down to brass tacks, lads.Your all-time favourite dinosaur?
>>22002761544% voting attendance record
So they think its a new strain of MenB which can be passed between people and kills within hours. Increased social mixing can help spread it faster and the elderly are most at risk. They think PCR tests will be able to able to determine the exact strain so they can provide suitable vaccines
making tea
chelsea play tonight
>>220027691good moment to be a WFHchad
>>220027694chelseapops
>>220027689kek, not even welsh people give a shit
>>220027687Baryonyx for meYou?
>>220027691me when I post false information on the internet
Is it better to be part of a bigger country or a smaller country? Is there any strength in numbers?
>avoid wars and become weak until you inevitably collapse>engage in wars and become strong but have to face suffering on levels we can't even fathom what an unjust world
I'd have sex with Emma Watson.
>>220027727>be iceland>dont do wars>live in luxury forever
>>220027727civil wars are good practice
>>220027761And now they're getting blacked
Bit deaf in one ear hope it's not meningitis but if it is and I die what can you dobit of a stiff neck too now that I think about it
getting there aren't we lads? yeah we're getting there
sir roseniors mood lifted up when he sees his cousin from kingston calling :)
>>220027779same for like a week now im worried. not worried enough to lay off the booze for a day or 2 but worried anyway
Met a guy who had meningitis when he was 2 and he's a proper mongCan't walk, can't talk, can't feed himself, seizures, liquified foods, thickened liquids, Africans to wipe his bum
Shaking my white bumx
>>220027799Sir Rosenior and his big glasses is my favourite addition to the Cronemverse in a while haha
>>220027727Switzerland hasn't been to war in 500+ years and they seem to be doing alright for themselves.
>>220027761reckon switzerland is a better example
>>220027815That guy?Well yes, he was me
>>220027799stop talking about my clubs manager talk about your one of your own fucking shit farmers league clown clubs like andrelecht you twat
>>220027824>>220027826switzerland is the hub of the elites, hardly a realistic goal to replicate is it
>>220027350This is such woke nonsense. We have always had meningitis. It's a horrid thing. But let's not shut down the UK just because some people are ill. People get sick, and in some tragic cases, die. That's awful, but it has always been this way. Stop the fear mongering
>>220027797it looking up for us x
millennials be like my name's james and i support man united
>>220027761Might want to check their demographic change in the last few years
>In Switzerland as of 2023, 40% of the population has a migrant background and 31% are foreign residentsngl mass immigration might be fucking based even the richoids are doing it you know where you dont see mass immigration? liberia
>>220027855LMAOwhy is this so accurate
>>220027844If you dont fear death what is to fear?
>>220027844Fuckin fool fucking idiotStay two fucking metres away from me and lock down nowStay home wash your hands save the nhs
Gravy’s good tonight
Zoomers be like my name's Muhammad and i support man city
>>220027879You realise the vast majority of those foreigners are from surrounding European countries right?
How do I get a cute /brit/ slag to cuddle with?
poop show
>>220027898Shame that Mark did irreparable damage to her
>>220027898she did a nude film called confetti like 20 years ago with the actor for jez (he has a pretty big willard) and i tell you you do not get 1 good shot of her arse in it
>>220027842Why not? London is also a hub for the elites isn't it, biggest trading hub in Europe and all that. Switzerland is peanuts compared to that. And it's not like everyone in Switzerland is a multimillionaire banker, plenty of normal people there as well.The only constant seems to be that wasting your precious resources in pointless bickering leads to things getting worse for everyone.
>you know where you dont see mass immigration? liberiaAh yes, nobody has ever immigrated to Liberia. Not like it was literally founded by immigrants or anythinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americo-Liberian_people
when is Jesus going to come back??
>>220027924soon mate
>>220027923>ah sure didnt the irish go everywhere ourselves
>>220027879go to Basel and tell me how many wogs you see
My manager is a balding 30-something millennial who still thinks he’s the same age as us (all our team is between 21-26)
wow in 51 minutes I’ve consumed all the calories I’m allowed to have for the day wow
>>220027924I'm already here
seasideART
>>220027948ktim
>>220027918You dont think war drives growth or technology? Bizarre
>you could have your dick in her but still wouldn’t have the balls to fuckHow do you respond?
mfs listening to Bladee
guys is there any money there in pokemons cards or what?
SeasideShart
>>220027923In like 1801. And these "immigrants" are still the ruling elite. They literally enslaved fellow blacks when they went there.
>>220027902>>220027946You lot never been to Switzerland? There's unironically loads of wogsNot as many as here but a good amount
>>220027977No it's been priced. You are too late
>>220027963We all mock you behind your back relentlessly, Alex
must've had a hard paper round
>>220028010what was the job?
>>220028018estate agent
>>220027967You can have competition without bloodshed and destruction. Not saying everyone needs to hold hands and sing kumbaya but you can get the same innovation without the killing part.
>>220028028Im just going by the historical record and youre going by hopes and dreams
>>220028024Well yeah then if an agent has a shit car it suggests they're either new and inexperienced or haven't been very successful doesn't it
>>220028057Take it to >>>/pol/
>>220028043Don't remember the part when we launched ICBMs at each other during the cold war and yet we've been to space.
>>220028052not rocket science though is it there's people who want to sell their homes and people who want to buy themlovely bit of commission for the ol' estate agent who has done absolutely fuck all
>>220028043the historical record is that humanity spent 2000 years arguing over a fella called jesus and then in the last 100 years got over it and invented everything good
the sightly chubby zoomer lass has started chatting with me on Teams
Don't want to risk sounding like Sacked Tranny but I too am often very tired. Think I have low testosterone or a tapeworm or something. It needs looking into (not by me though as I can't be arsed).
>>220028084Yes there was no war or violence in the cold war :)
>>220028111Sleep schedule status?
>>220028010>>220028052>In a statement haart said: "It's extremely important that people who work for us use reliable vehicles for their own personal safety, particularly where they travel many miles each day and often work alone."they should be giving company cars though really
Be looking forward to Connor 'We Need A President' McGreggor visiting Trump today
rorke's crib
>>220028094Again simply not true
>>220028111Vax status?
if you like F1 you are gay
>>220028119If she got the job maybe she would have. But unfortunately she didnt :(
>>220028122love this game, played it like 4 times always doing every sidequest
>>220028131what if youre are a woman
Got a little brown fella on his way with a McGriddle meal
>>220028131Think you mean soccer.
>>220028116I try to get 8 hours but also I have to get up very early each morning for work. By very I mean very, I get up at 01:30am for my 4am toilshift. So to get ~8 hours (7.5 really) I am in bed by 6PM each evening.>>220028128AstraZenica originally and then triple boosted I believe.
Today’s video is sponsored by MeUndies.
im off today because im in ireland and we get the day off today (some of us)
>>220028115There was but saying turdies killing each other with machetes and dropping napalm on rice farmers was what got us to the moon is just not true.
>>220028143I'm still in Santa Monica. Thankfully I don't remember much so it's like I'm playing for the first time
>>220028102pix
>>220028146>McGriddlehad one of these in yankland years ago, its a mcmuffin but swap the bun for basically thick sweetened pancakes with raisins in them. That sweet and savoury combo is not for me at all
>>220028148never heard of soccer
>>220028195:D
>>220028189don't forget to save that dying girl in the hospital so she can become your gf
>>220028198the only flavours in yankland are sugar and saltthey are deathly afraid of anything else
alysa liu pissing in my mouth
mad how good prime Gareth Bale wasshame he spent his entire career rinsing Real for £400,000/week doing nothing
I miss playing Timesplitters with my cousins on PS2 as a kid
does alcohol free beer relieve a hangover
>>220028244No. Electrolytes, ibuprofen and time.
>PS2omds unk
>>220028194shan't for dox reasons but shes got black medium length hair, very pretty hazel eyes and an adorable smile. Slightly chubby as I say but carries it in the right places. A colleague compared her to Katherine Devlin if that helps paint a picture
stopped vaping and my hangovers dropped drastically in severity, for some reason
im fat
>>220028210Yeh finished med clinic just yesterday and saved that grill ;)
>>220028258haha he looks like those nft monkeys
>>220028262YOU'RE FAT AND YOU KNOW YOU AREGET YOUR MAN TITS OUT FOR THE LADSYEAH THIS IS WHAT WE WANTNO NONE OF THIS RHYMES
canslad rocket steaming at 10am
>>220028260wow, you stopped doing something that severely compromises your ability to oxygenate your blood and now your oxygenated blood can more easily heal alcohol damage!that is indeed an extreme mystery that scooby doo and the gang might be required to solve!
>>220028274its st paddys day mate he'll be on a mad one
>>220028269Racist that
with 'zempic and 'jaro being fat is jenyouinlee a personal choice now
>>220028178Well a. Why is going to moon seen as so great? Did it help humanity or did it just allow america to flexB. If you think the space race wasnt strongly linked to the cold WAR then youre mistaken. The rocket scientists from german were used because they had made such progress in ww2 with the V1 and V2. Its all because of war
might as well have another coffee mighten I
poo and willy
>wow, you stopped doing something that severely compromises your ability to oxygenate your blood and now your oxygenated blood can more easily heal alcohol damage!>that is indeed an extreme mystery that scooby doo and the gang might be required to solve!
>>220028278sarcastic fat redditor replyyawn
>>220028305lol rattled
>>220028302what the fuck is that thing wheres his hat
>>220028267what clan are you rolling? I've never done a Malkavian run
business idea: an AI robot that detects when I have too many tabs open and correctly decides (somehow) which tabs can safely be closed because I will never, ever go back and consume the content within, then it automatically closes those tabssomeone get on that
feeling pensive
>>220028325what have I told you about playing with that thing
please, don't stop, uuuuh
just struck me i'll be turning 28 this year and have no savings beyond a couple K, no home, no car lol
>>220028318>t.remereI want to do malkavian next for the dialogue and later gangrelBut I heard once you do malk the normal dialogues seem boring in comparison
inflated kitten
>>220028385fuck is she ok
>>220028267The difficulty spike after you go to that house in hollywood and then into the underground is jarring
>>220028394yeah
right well that's the work pc crashed
>>220028409I'm already shit at combat, let's see what happens.
>>220027588Yeah star wars corporate disney art is peak soul.
>>220026550er lads?
>>220028432How much porn have you got stored on it?
make the new a good un
>>220028421like how yank news has these silly little stories
Might go back to sleep until it’s time for mousey’s twitch stream
>>220028472they're quite an innocent people in a way (when you ignore all the bad stuff they do)
>>220028472The kind of stories you see when you can't do actual journalism
ah, so this is the last /brit/ then?
>>220028379I wouldn't recommend rolling Nosferatu btw, it didn't add that much to the gameplay and was mostly just an annoyance
poo master general
>>220028562Nah I can't be bothered navigating the sewers But I heard the dialogue is fairly unique
>>220028010Paper round in Fallujah
