Ay toots, you come here often, sweet thang? >>220066047
>>220070545Why do you keep using the same image
>>220070555Why don't you?
>same imagelazy and gay
>>220070568>Didnt make a new himself Lazy and gay >Doesn't use caps Doubly so
corr effluvirent pooberg dat was
Just remembered that a very famous director got murdered by his son
>>220070579I would demolish a bag of pretzel m&ms
Trump could boost his poll numbers if he had a catchphrase like, "Trumpy the Trumpcel, Trumpy the Trumpcel, so heckin' based!"
guy at work makes me feel real goofy i want to have pointless fights with him and cook way too much rice and watch him brush his teeth and act like i dont know where i want to eat. i want to leave mean comments on his blog.
Snow in San AnselmoListen to the LionHard Nose the HighwaySaint Dominic's PreviewPurple HeatherIndependence Day
If I knew how ugly and fucked up you guys were I wouldn't waste my time here
someone's dog down the street wont stop barking
got a raise. my salary is now about 144k/yr.
>>220070691What's your job
>>220070699coding
>>220070691What'd you do? I only make 70k doing research. I'll need to get my Masters to break into six figures.
>>220070699discord moderator
>>220070710Coding what
>>220070710Codemonkey freak. I can wait until you get replace by an Indian, ChatGPT or an Indian using ChatGPT.
>>220070721Oh damn he's the mod for the /cum/cord
>>220070710how can i get your job
>>220070601Just goes to show he should've followed his own advice>Never get involved in a land war in asia.
>>220070713>>220070725backend webdev, mostly.>>220070726i actually work in a very specialized field. AI hasn't really impacted my job at all (at least, not yet).
burned the roof of my mouth eating hot 'za award
>>220070545Can we not use OPs with this image anymore after this one?It's super lame. Also it's a lain edit, and lain is banned from /cum/
>>220070837>lain is banned from /cum/QRD?
>lain is banned from /cum/
Not a fan of the OP, too much too fast.
>>220070841In 2017 or 2018 (can't remember) an autistic poster spammed lain in everythread and also spammed incel doom posts, and he kept making lain editions and /cum/mers would use them so every edition was lain. It was so fucking lame and boring, the only time I've ever taken a break from the general
>>220070828
>>220070798Are you the guy who did Gandalf.ai? I've been doing that at work today. Made me look busy.
>>220070860I've taken multiple year-long breaks. You must have a really high tolerance.
>>220070896I love you all too much to leave again
>>220070912Even if we look like this?
kind of wish there was a chaotic demon invasion that forced humanity to band together so I could get a commemorative tattoo
>>220070894never heard of gandalf.ai.
FUCK OFF GROK, I DONT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. JUST GENERATE THE SMUT
>>220070893Learn from what?
>>220070923Part of my love hinges on not know what any of you look like. Besides Jason
Ameribros...
>>220070944Kek understandable
>>220070947let it be known: i voted for harris
no more forever wars, america first, remember that?
>>220070947hehe money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>220070947This money would be better used to pay off student and medical debt for citizens.
mfs really be out here havin names like 'george' and 'paul'
>>220070947Shit send me over there
>>220070966Some people are even named "John" or "Ringo"
?????????????????
>>220070963alright libCUHK, why dont we just fly the hammer and sickle over the white house while we're at it?
its ok to be low key obsessed as long as i dont act on it. just normal medicated everyday human interactions. its not like i want him to judge my worthless scum life or something haha. i bet he plays league that normie loser i wonder what his elo is
>>220071007Gay
Ate a whole bag of chips now im going to make myself throw up I think. I need to stop doing this.
still thinkin about those chinese spy balloons
Still thinking about those MP's that were bought by foreign powers that CSIS warned us about that the government did nothing about.
>>220071016its not gay to want to overcomplicate every aspect of someone's life thats just a normal healthy professional relationship like cool dio shirt bro hey i bet itd look great on you while you give me a shiner for being a silly bitch or whatever.
>>220071066
Cesar Chavez Day is canceled
Keeping my son off the internet so he wont end up jaquin off to Sonic like his old man. Its called Noblitiity.
> like his old man
>>220071089I love those heinz british beans
I like Mexican beans
At this point I kinda want a gf just as an excuse to watch gilmore girls. Is that wrong?
>>220071160>Is that wrong?Yes.
I love this lil nigga like you would not believe.
>>220071160Its wrong if you want to watch it for Rory
>>220071164What if I watch it for the cute guys
Sonic the Hedgehog is Japan's psychological warfare against autists.
>>220071160yes, you effeminate fruit
>>220071176Not effeminate.
i think dlss 5 SUCKS
>wants to watch gilmore girls>"Im not effeminate"
>>220071160boring. she looks like she would never even consider murdering you in your sleep.
>>220071216That's a child
>>220071205Okay dude go touch your cock to sonic the fucking hedgehog. You couldn't even pick a cool animal character to obsess over like sly cooper>>220071216Which also means no tattoos which is perfect.
>>220071225you'd know you gilmore girls ass faggot
>>220071222Tasmanian devil moms eat all the babies that don't make it to their nipples in time
brown hair blue eyes>>>>>>this post was fact checked by real nubian patriots.
>gay>goons to furry porn
>>2200712481. You can tell from looking at her2. I have several female friends who have watched it in my presence. I don't watch it
>>220071252When it works it works.
Why would a hinge match even bother to keep responding to me if she just sends ultra low effort incomplete sentences?
>knowing someone is a child just by lookingpretty sus bro how often are you looking at children
>>220071280He's not even right either. She was 19 when the show started.
>>220071299My bad, you are correct
Janny Sinnitini
This thread needs to be vanned and institutionalized for public safety. Some of these anons are running around free and loose in society.
>running around free and loose in society.i would never do this
>>220071329Id be fine with being institutionalized if they were nice to me but the forever homes are really scary and bad
I once jerk off unknowingly to a tranny facefuck video. I found out it was tranny when I searched the watertag in the video and found out it was tranny I still wanked to the video because her dick his never show and he passed really well. I don't even think its that gay 2bh
>>220071348That's gayYou're gaySorry
No offense but you guys are kinda silly
>sir, the penis experiment is harder than expected
Mulder you stupid asshole aliens aren't real that's just a guy in a gorilla costume driving a Corolla. Now pound my flaming red bush into oblivion already you fuckin homo
Why can Team Rocket Meowth talk but other Pokémon can't?
tummyberg REALLY hurts
is jason the guy from /osg/ here i have to know if he likes pilk
Remember that guy who licked a hooker's butt
>>220071371ummmmmmmmmm mewtwo and entei can talk, STUPID
there is human shit on the moon right now
>>220071384They are legendary, meowth is just a scrub pokemon
>>220071373its terminal. we're going to have to remove your penis.
>>220071380That's meI kind of lied. I didn't actually lick butt, I just buried my face in it. I did lick her pussy
>Meowth is the most famous talking Pokémon, and the one that makes the most appearances. His clone in Mewtwo Strikes Back and Mewtwo Returns, however, cannot speak, the reason being Meowth wasn't born knowing how to speak human language; he only learned it through hard work.
>>220071393>t-those dont counthypno can hypnotize people, so clearly theres a language mechanic there
>>220071348It's not gay unless it's gay. If it's gay you'll know
>>220071380that is living on the edge
Meowth that's right
>>220071403Suuuure
sonic wouldnt even be a good fuck he'd just cum instantly. and hes voiced by jaleel white so itd be like urkel ramming you. now big the cat...
meowth is based
wasabidobagoon
SpeedpooGo to an public place and poo as fast as yuo canSpeedpoo
>>220071451You should take your time while pooping
Pokemon is gay but while we're on the topic this one was probably the prettiest.
>>220071439anyway heres wonderwall
what if there was a hellraiser puzzle-box but it was actually ragebait and if you replied then you got tortured/raped forever
pokemon is based. S1 of the anime, mewtwo strikes back, 2000, R/B/Y, HG/SS, emerald and Arceus were absolute kino
I tried playing Pokémon as a kid and I thought that shit sucked. By then I'd already played real jrpgs so it just felt so stupid and boring and slow and easy. Don't get the enormity of the game's following.>>220071439Team rocket was cool in general
>>220071380Nothing wrong with sucking a bit of ass what else have you got going on
i dont give a shit about pokemon, not even a little bit
>>220071475I think watching gilmore girls is objectively a better idea than licking someone's butthole.
>>220071473filtered ahhhh unc
>>220071469hell yeah
for me, it's pokemon 4ever
>>220071489god damn son of a BITCH hoarders and sweatlards ruining my hobby
any of y'all niggas play osrs
A couple of years I went to Miami with my brother and his alleged crypto millionaire friend. Idk if he was actually a millionaire but he was paying for everything and I didn't ask. Anyway, we went to strip club that was actually a whore house and he told me to pick a girl to fuck. I could have fucked 10s I'd never have a chance with, but in my drunk and coked mind for whatever reason I chose the chubby brunette
>>220071380I have done this
can you marry a pokemon or is that frowned upon
>>220071499not in years. Im free
>>220071504What are butts like in sweden? Lemon scented?
>>220071486
misty is my wife
>>220071499used to but then the membership ran out
>>220071499I never got into respect the grind tho
>>220071500ayo dis nigga likes fat chicks
>>220071514It was a spanish prostitute, and yes
>>220071514square and small
>>220071506ditto can turn into humans so theoretically there could be tons of human pokemon relationships
Aquà en Canadá, las mujeres no son respetadas.
>>220071534Ewww
>>220071520she's MY wife
>>220071488Mid glazing L bozo flouride aah slopper
ditto is like a unicellular organism too. if your mom was a ditto she could get pregnant just from folding your cum sock. imagine your mom laying your egg, your dads gonna be pissed
>>220071545Sometimes we're down bad, man
>>220071563>CSMfag calling anything mid
Pokemon is for fucking pussies. This is what a real cartoon looks like.
>>220071582youre comparing apples and oranges
>>220071582t.
>>220071576lol but fr it does feel zesty to eat penis shaped foods in companythe implication is unavoidable
>>220071582Never understood this show. What's the point of transforming if the disguise never even works? Everyone knows that truck is Optimus he's got a giant transformer logo on the front.
the largest actually existing.unicellular organisms can grow several meters longproper mental dat wun
>>220071572Csm is great idgaf what the sheep think about it
The last pokemon game I played was pokemon shield or sword, can't remember which. Before that was pokemon yellow
when i was a little child i was watching sponge bob
the council of elders has given their approval
>>220070953>voting for a half jeet half nig
>Never understood this show
does anyone want to play runey with me im cutting logs
/cum/ is extraordinarily gay tonight. More so than normal. What's up guys, you need to talk about something?
does anyone want to start hateposting about ironmen on osrs and how much of a fucking SCOURGE they are on the game lol
>>220071626yea just give me a bond
>>220071636Lets talk about your dick in my ass
>>220071626buy me membership
I like the first 3 gens of Pokemon. Back when Pokemon still mostly looked like animals and insects not whatever the fuck gooner furry shit they have now
im f2p
>>220071645Can't talk mouth already crammed full of erections
>>220071651gen 4 was dope too but it dropped off hard after
THERE CAN BE NO BETTER WAY OF KNOWING,IN A WORLD BEYOND CONTROLLING,ARE YOU GONNA DENY THE SAVIOR, IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES?STARE INTO THE NIGHT!POWER BEYOND CONTAINING,ARE YOU GOING TO REMAIN A SLAVE FOR,THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?GIVE INTO THE NIGHT!
>>220071598>ship malfunctions>all the robots get locked in stasis for 4 million years>the ship's computer modifies them to be able to blend in with a new environment>they don't care and just shoot lasersHappy?
Girls can be gay too.
you do you kingmake that outline of a game-loop, or an epic plot, or an in-world historyyou are more than your finished product
>>220071609The first three seasons of SpongeBob are really good.
>>220071668diamond and pearl sucked ass
>>220071672I ship you with the icelandic poster.
>>220071669YOU'RE BROKEN, SO AM II'M BETTER OFF ALONENO ONE TO TURN TO, AND NOTHING TO CALL MY OWN.OUTSPOKEN SO AM IEXPLOSIVE WORDS THAT YOUR WORLD WOULDN'T UNDERSTANDTURN AWAY AGAIN
I need the hall of alch
tiktok fyp is currently about 60% far right memes/edits/conspiracies and 40% hot black girls shaking their ass or tits. A few times both sides were in the same video
alex from street fighter marries and impregnates his much younger cousin. wtf is wrong with japan?
>>220071680based on whatgreat music, great pokemon designs and starters, good elite 4, decent gyms and progression maybe it sucks compared to like emerald but it's still solid
>>220071695bitch needa ****
>great pokemon designs and starters
>>220071685Well I have been learning a bit of icelandic, but not to impress that poster or anything....
>>220071697umm jerry lee lewis did thtand jimmy.pageand gary glitter
>>220071673Called out af by this post. I made a sci-fi fantasy thing but it was a ttrpg cause the world is more fun to write than editing a novel and stuff. The game works pretty good though.
>>220071696Spongebob big guy pants okay
Playing Crystal on the GBA is where Pokemon peaked.
>>220071707infernape and torterra are good designs wtf are you talking aboutgarchomp? staraptor? all these pokemon could be in gen 1 and fit in well
>>220071680No it didn'thttps://youtu.be/I1Egwloq6Lk?si=jAKUyHkT2-nq0I9kGreatest final boss of all time
>>220071731FUCK no
i wonder if he's circumsized. i bet he is that jerk. i bet he masturbates all wrong that clown. ugh. he should let me do it is all
>>220071709Cute!
I want to learn how to play the banjo
>>220071768What's stopping you?
>>220071768Did you know it was invented by Haitians?
>>220071768Are you a toothless hillbillie?
Golden Sun > Pokeshart
>>220071786No idea what that is
>>220071772Don't have one>>220071777Don't care>>220071780No but I am missing a few
JRPG's suck
>>220071789A very good jrpg>>220071795You're canadian
>>220071768Amount of relatives banged?
>>220071795FFV,VII, chrono cross and pokemon are bretty gud
>>220071803bodied that freak
>>220071786>Golden Sun 4 never ever
Lotta colored fellas in the thread tonight. That's cool. Sorry you grew up poor and couldn't afford Nintendo. Hope things are going better for you these days.
>>220071813Dark Dawn was awful desu they should probably leave it be.
>>220071678Yeah
>>220071718don't know what that means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbFqZrlbZM8
>>220071811Get this man to the infirmary he's delusional
>playing monster rancher just to breed pixies and make them obese
>>220071850midwit
>>220071825it sucks that camelot is stuck in the mario sport mines
>>220071624As opposed to voting for a full-blown retard
>>220071885fuck you, those sports titles are GREAT
The only good Japanese game is Shogun 2 and that's made by bongs.
>>220071835phwoar
>>220071795>
It's sickening how Waluigi still hasn't been added to Smash Ultimate
>>220071885For sure
>>220071909
Might replay brood war
>>220071945t. kim soo park
>>220071909very happy they revived the sekigahara mod
Literally the best JRPG I ever played by far was made by French people. Shout out that freemason 33 game
hey alex nice job with the stock today i noticed you painted just one nail black thats so cool hahah. hey maybe later we could get some beers watch the game maybe you could brush my hair you know if you're not busy with stuff or whatever did you know cardinals mate for life thats kinda romantic but whatever its no big deal or something
>>220071963Stop
alright, i've become disgusted with other boards, so i decided to come back home. throwing my hat onto the rack and settling in. well, so, what happened today with you guys? got my AC fixed myself, then fixed myself a half dozen drinks. the repairmen spoke to themselves in spanish, and literally played mariachi music at one point. hopefully that's not a bad sign, but the unit looks good and the air is cool, so. shoot, if it gets my house temp below ninety, they could have been out there in robes with pentagrams and chanting ominously. "can your dark god just hurry and get this fixed? it's been a week."
>>220071955You caught me I look like this.
>>220071955>Kim soo parkThat's like an American being named Smith David Johnson
>>220071971You think you can just come back in and pretend like you never left? We should just ignore the fact that you abandoned us?
>>220071985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ
*sucks teeth*niggas STEADY on my ass tellin me to get a job n shit like fuck that i dun wanna do SHIT let them other niggas work. straight up
Kinda crazy how coworkers are the people you see the most in life. Not your family or friends. I get a few hours or none at all with them, yet I see joe, justin, and kevin 5 days a week for 8 hours a day. No one people go postal
>>220071988even the humblest must travel. but the noblest always carry home in their hearts. you're always in my heart, /cum/. like a narrowed artery haha
Why does the US have so many Chinese, Korean, Filipino, and Vietnamese immigrants, but we have very few Japanese or Thai immigrants?
If your romantic partner isn't constantly on the verge of a violent psychotic break it means your love is boring
>>220072012war refugees
Got kicked out of the bathroom while I was drying off and now im relegated to drying off sitting on the bedroom carpet.>>220071958I really enjoyed romancing saga 2 recently>>220071963Lol>>220071971The Mexicans usually don't do worse work than anybody else i'd trust them.>>220072002Most shooters are neets or students though.
>>220072020ugh, no thank you. i've dated a latina. your idea of boring is my idea of not hearing someone trying my door lock at the small hours.
my love is cool
>>220072020if my what?
>>220072045Good album
>>220072012I think we had lots of japs before ww2. After the war we spent a lot of money to build Japan up so they wouldn't become commies and so they weren't a shithole so the people didn't feel they needed to move away
>>220072020Im the crazy one in my relationship and feel kinda bad about it because sometimes I melt down and have to scream and writhe im bed for a few hours and she almost called the cops to institutionalize me one time it was sad
slop society, slop world, slop reality
>>220072058based mentally ill abusechad.
Found out that black girls don't like it if you call them 'ebony'. They say no one but gooners call black girls that
>>220072079Im not even that abusive I'm just really mentally ill. When I was 16 they told me I wouldnt be able to live outside of a mental institution but I've been able to do a lot with my life even though it's been less easy than most.
>>220072097They are rightIt's just a porn category
>>220071835SEX
(slowed + pitched)
>>220072097Says who?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773889240795573.webm
normies really just want to come home to a normal loving wife and not live in constant mortal terror and not know whether theyre fighting or fucking at any given time. sad!
Mom made stir fry, it's really good :)
>>220072117me in 40 years
>>220072117Liberals want to criminalize this
Anyone here ever been to rehab
>>220071795still salty over people rejecting asshadows bix nood edition?
>>220072143
>>220072097i'll call her whatever she wants me to. if it drops the hip-cuts, i'll name her the king of england.
>>220072151No, why do you ask? I did successfully quit opiates, nicotine, booze and weed. (Although the weed and booze was easy)
>>220072117this, gentlemen, is democracy manifest
>>220072168>I did successfully quit opiates, nicotine, booze and weed.Congratulations >why do you ask?Today's Wordle put the idea in my head
>>220072168arbys...
Jerked off to that Swedish boy the Australianon used to post on the catalog
>>220072104thats good to hear anon. tomorrows a new nightmare but you'll get by. take it easy stay sleazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORLJvUMs08
>>220072226You pass the 15 second vibe check, saving this to my playlist.
>>220071835I recognize this girl and it makes me feel disgusted with myself. I think when you start recognizing the random whores people post on 4chan you've gooned too much. I've gooned too much.
we are fucked
CHUDDHA WAKE UP THINGS ARE HAPPENING
>>220072284>zero net job creation>we are fuckedLol. Lmao even.
>>220072310What happened?
>>220072284Dadberg lost 10k since the invasion
>>220072316>mainstream news outlets using grim to describe Canadian economy
>>220072328THINGS
Im so FUKEN hetero
>>220072333
>>220072347There are very few events that I would classify as a true happening, some of which have never occurred, and others that haven't occurred since WW2.Basically, nothing ever happens
>>220072206Thanks
Don't feel like flossing tonight
Worst thread in quite some time desu
>>220072394He's right though gonna out old yeller down for the good of the kino
>>220072393But those floss picks. I floss after every meal now because I keep a bag at my desk.
>>220072416I have that flossing grosses me out though when I see food on it
People lived just fine for hundreds of years without flossing but now its suddenly critical for oral health that you put plastic in your mouth
>>220072436The fool's mate>>220072432People also died at 60 from tooth decay thoughly
>>220072405lol I haven't seen this one. incredible I thought I'd read em all
what about the fear of death, the fear that you or anyone you know could discover cancer tomorrow and die
No tw*itter screencaps please.
>>220072457Idk it's whatever I guess lol
>>220072410
Farted blood again after eating McDonald's
>>220072474Pooping blood is one thing, but FARTING blood?Go to the doctor.
>>220072477>>220072477>>220072477
>>220072474That's weird. Thai food makes me shit myself tho. Do you also have that experience?
>>220072479I don't have health insurance I'm scared >>220072483Yes I get bad diarrhea when I eat Asian food
>>220072393Masty bitch
>>220072039Does she canonically have no nips or is it just jap censorship