Cromwell edition
hi ( ._.)
>>220103002Hello :3
got leaky boobs
anyone ever had the mcgriddle before?
>>220103024Had a cheeky McGriddle this morning didn’t I? Was bloody lush n all
>>220103036corr would scran it
>>220103036that looks great! i'm happy for your "find" (find of the day as i call it!)
>>220103024no mate. i don't eat that slop, you see
>>220103036Not following bds?
>>220103036Right now that looks bloody lengers
>>220103045rorke getting battered outside spoons after calling a black person a nigga in a jovial manner
>>220102709It is true. If Rorke actually cared about stopping crime then he'd want to stop all criminals, not just brown ones>>220102712I don't see what this has to do with anything>>220102795I'm not deflecting criticism of the wrongdoer. I'm criticising the fact that some people on 4chan use particular incidents to try and justify hatred towards entire ethnic groups or religious groups. The post I replied to said:>Anyone who takes a Nigerian CV at face value is a complete moronBut a single case of a person with a potentially African name doing something wrong obviously doesn't mean that all CVs from people with Nigerian ancestry are fraudulent.
for what reason was this made so early
Rorke converting to catholicism because he saw a mouse pope dancing on the internet
>>220103065leftypol excusing the assault in the comments under the article
I feel like a rockstarI feel like an incel
+1 to his rorkecount
>>220103089need janny to come and sort this mess out
>>220103089it wasn't early
>>220103089>>220103113the cuckspammers posts were deleted
>Typical energy bill forecast to rise by £332 a year in July
>>220103165scaring the hoes rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOA>11 years agofucking mental fucking mental fucking mentalwhere the FUCK does the time go!!!!!
>>22010318312 years ago next month
*wastes an entire decade*
>>220103156lool just after it was forecasted to drop right downmakes the case all the more important for green energy doesn't it?
>>220103156People consume way too much. Put on a jumper
That Aryan feel, la'
>>220103183why has she got a name that looks polish but isn't actually pronounced like that
im gay as fuck
>>220103206Back when I was trying to mine dogecoin and didn't even know I was about to face first failure in my life (in uni)>>220103223kek this is me
so fucking lazy can't even get out of the bed to make food
might dip my plums in a boiling hot cup of vimto
>>220103230with our planning laws and nimbys? lmao
>>220103251no idea mate
Britishers, this is your mindset
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210032276/#210033069
standing in line waiting for my menny g vax x
just had to deal with working class builders so awkward oh my god they definitely hate me
>gold plummetingDidn't I tell you not to buy shiny metals?Meanwhile my £20 is still worth exactly £20
>>220103312Just give them the obligatory kiss on the cheek and let them get on with it
corr would love to be spit roasted by some working class builders
>>220103326need israel to start blowing up gold mines to bump it back up
>>220103326wait til bro finds out about exchange rates
>>220103352Stop talking like that talk normally
Jewdem on a mad ting
>>220103365shan'tbeen here since 2014
blud really finna talm bout sum talk normal type shitnah nigga
>>220103371Don't care talk normally
high on heroin watching the IT crowd, it lush
WARWE'RE GOING TO WAR
sucking an americano
>>220103406At the gay bar gay bar gay bar
>>220103419Bit gay
>>220103401rorkesisters...
>>220103401>make the bottom rungs of society compete with ten million immigrants for work because I hate those disgusting white plebs
>>220103156
IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT CHRIS. IT'S LARGE
when the fuck are the realising a new gta 6 trailer
Wouldn't mind being drafted, something to do innit
>>220103455Are you 12? Grow up for Christ's sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNpyia78Wlg
>>220103458Don't worry about him he's just drafting
>>220103401That's /brit/ done then
>>220103458Same I'm not nationalist anymore but killing chunks would be fun
Rorke loves capitalism until he has to compete in the marketplace at the whim of global capital
>>220103458drafted to smackdown?
>>220103455Mates cousin works up at the edinburgh rockstar offices. Reckons its fucked, was nowhere near done when they were forced to start testing and polishing and could easily have been delayed another year or two
>>>/r9k/43246770>We were both nonced as children
just got bummed by the escort
>>220103530
>>220103520rorke when his restore pals aren't looking
Comic Relief tonight. I can't bloody wait
i am spiritually australian
>>220103547love millionaires begging me for money
>>220103520Seems like a perfectly nice fella
yanks are such golems
>>220103547nothing to smile about in my life
>>220103533You have what I call Indian brain
rorke writing "bubbly" in his hinge bio
>>220103579I wish my neighbour goat to die
I want to live on the western isles of scotland
>>220103533Going in my arse folder
>>220103613No you don't
eric biscoff
>>220103593Why?
need to get some palm oil, my hands are dry
Got the Azealia Banks on
is he boriswave
>>220103667so am I
>>220103653I'm referencing an old joke about somebody wishing to bring down their neighbour to their level rather than make things better for themselves
remigration is both impossible and economically harmful the logical solution is to enslave the biomass
operation epic winrar xD
>>220103613enjoy being eaten alive ticks and midges
>>220103674All that dosh to go around telling people they're not allowed to do things they're legally allowed to do
>>220103681That's not a funny, how is that a joke?
>>220103694maga is now reddit
>>220103510Only jobbers go to smackdown id be on raw
>>220103673any relation to philip banks?
>>220103667clever
umm im just such a clumsy messy slut lol
>>220103716nah you'd get buried by triple h-uhhhh
Not a fan of roundheads
is Britain as bleak as it's portrayed as in film/tv?
>>220103751worse
>>220103720yeah
>>220103740you tawdry little whoowa
>>220103751mozambleak
>>220103751there is an inescapable grimness yes
thinking about that monster in sekiro that kills you by ripping something out of your arse and putting it in his arse
>>220103751yh
>>220103698The Scots can't be that bad
>>220103704Look up the joke it's usually told as soviet farmers and one gets a goat and the other gets a wish
defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>220103822Ohhh
born shitty
christkeks btfo
>>220103864literally siding with someone identifying as evil
>>220103751if you go to the right places with the right weather it looks like a dystopian film. you can feel the bad vibes in the atmosphere
Genghis Khan was based and anti rape
todays eats>breakfastnothing>lunchnothing>dinner5 cigarettes, 2 baked bean toasties, beer
>>220103864kek
>>220103864Sounds like Netanyahu's entered the Holy Grail War
oh fuck off
>>220103864>Evil jew admits Christ is goodHm they did kill God
Feeling ZOGged and SCHWABed
>>220103907Gods die all the time outside boring religions that make their deities ubery wubery the bestest bestest unknowable bland paste of a thing
>>220103183It's objectively quite boring but I love this era of house popReminds me of sitting in the sun drinking tinnies and those first few times doing MD
>>220103864Wtf did he even mean by this
squeal
walked more than i should've biologically speaking crazy how 35 years after 35 years is 70 years where you're pretty much oldalthough some people like my ex grandma live till 105 years but still 70 should be middle agedBut practically 35 is the middle age
the number of people worshipping christ is higher than the number of people worshipping genghis khan
>>220103926I've been assured that it was your kind, actually.
Genghis was only evil from the perspective of the Chinese
I shall join the great Genghis in the eternal blue sky!
>>220103979s
>>220103987Mostly on this continent tbf
>>220103965It's the sound of the summer haha xx
how would genghis khan be worshipped
rorke thinking cortex and akuaku are the good guys in crash bandicoot
Umm
>>220104019probably a lot more african and latin american christians than there are pro-genghis khan people
size of this lad
no ponies nigga
what IS genghis's legacy?
right well that's not allowed
>>220103979howling
Mouseyyy don't like it!!Umm the um post! umm the um post!
>>220104019>>220104057forgot you're literally in africa and probably meant that
mental how much israel mindbroke some of you lot
the ponies should be allowed
>>220104084
>>220103993It was the sahedrin that sentenced Jesus to death, Pilatus tried to save him.
>>220104020Honestly a shame that beefah went all in on boring techno the last few years, finally went for my 30th last year and most of the club nights were a bit shite apart from groove armadaWould have enjoyed it a lot more if I'd gone when I was out raving 10 years ago
>>220104103No
Rarted bumbaclarted looked round the back saw shit departed
afraid I might taste something
having poo-related issues lads hope it's not bum cancer :(
Did I actually ask though
>>220104103
get tolkien on the fiver
Ok time to get up
>>220104188rorkette
>>220104188right to the bollocks
https://youtu.be/FLNy72Dj5YY?si=2irn0wBpC-oaxVdk
2016 easter was basically a decade ago wtf
>>220104103you are NOT allowed to post the poniesyou are NOT allowed to post the miceyou are NOT allowed to post the petersyou are NOT allowed to post the dragonsyou are NOT allowed to post the arisyou are NOT allowed to post the horses
Shall steadfastly ignore any medical concerns as I age. Either it kills me or I'm fine, no point worrying about it. And if it needs medicating it will probably do me in at some point anyway
any mid-30s, overweight, raised by a single mother, 4chan addicts in?
>>220104188dyscalculia nazi ahh post number
>>220104188Suffragettes were well hard
>>220104222*raises tentacle*
does he use this spray?
https://x.com/ukipperlad/status/2023511823463719082?s=20ROARING
>>220104222sacked tranny's right there
>>220104208The resurrection of our lord?
>>220104237why does leftypol do shit like this to himself. tragic
>>220104230scr
england for the englishwales for the welshand so on
i don’t get why they don’t join NATO
>>220104237squealing
england for the englishaustralia for the aboriginalsnew zealand for the maoriand so forth
just remembered eat out to help out
>>220104069At least 8% of men living in the former Mongol Empire are descended from him
um
spaino spotted in the wild
Got the 5hour video essay on the causes of ww1 on
spanish man after a breakup>i'm berry heartvroken
got 90 day fiance the other way on
>>220104325Does anyone go there and post their 9inch willard and pretend its small to rile them up
sir poo roar
>>220104362you'd like that wouldnt you
>>220104376Why are they so unpleasant looking
making whoopee with the old ball and chain
me? culinarypilled cookmaxxer
>>220104355lol
my bumhole keeps pulsing all day for some reason
yellow has no business being on a national flag
spent way too much on beer last night so i have to win some money on the united game tonight
>>220104381Might be amusing
Charmed.
>>220104376
reminder that your straining on the toilet should be no harder than a mildly forceful exhale through the nose
that ps triple
https://youtu.be/CvhfOLj6Kg0?t=204
>>220104237Bomboclat
>>220104362
watching willy wanker and the chocolate factory
>>220104376the yookay flag completes this
a girl smiled at me today. take that incels
>>220104376Why does he look like a black chudjak
>>220104471Do you think succubusses lurk in r/bigdickproblems
the nazis were national SOCIALISTS so they were leftyrorkes if you think about it
>>220104494Bonnie blue got a new video out?
been doing the calculations, my dating pool is approximately 7000 women and that 7000 is including the women who are already married so who knows what the actual number is
>>220104510
nothing comes close to a morning piss
>>220104436Runt life
>>220104471me on the left
>>220104510Wow never heard this take before. How profound
need a woman to wreck my life even further
hour timer for the chicken has just gone off and I didn't turn the oven onfucks SAKE
got on the cans last night and had a pretty hectic steaming sesh, been awake chundering for the past 2 hours
>>220104510actually they were socialists right up until they seized power because the left would never do that, chud
seems like everyone around me is getting or dying from cancer
no luck on tinder, might just bite the bullet and download grindr
what happened to the hong kongers who were supposed to come here then?
>>220104510Remember when commiemong argued they were capitalists
>>220104510wait until you hear about the democratic people's republic of korea
>>220104582their vax status?
>>220104549you wouldn't last a day in a KFC kitchen
rorke going to the toilet to fart, just in case
open the houmous strait
>>220104582all that processed slop innit
tortilla wraps are dangerous bro I just scran them like they are nothing canLiterally put anything in them
leftypol still chating 'oh jeremy corbyn' in the big 26
>>220104582doubt it. probably just a couple of people and now you're exaggerating
when were they ever punk?
need to shag a fit bird and spaff up her fanny
still cringing about my interaction with the working class builders before I hate myself
>>220104679cum in her bum?
>>220104683they're probably cracking jokes about you this very moment haha
>>220104683pull a tim byrne did you?
me? upper class builder
>>220104582Micro plastics and ultra processed foods
>>220104700I think they thought I was a freshie>>220104710I don’t get the reference
>>220104683dont worry about it they were probably the mongs in school who read words individually when they had to read out loud, barely even human beings
my anus does feel oddly soft and pliant, worried i might have the ol' 'rse 'cer
>>220104711go beyond and above
still laughing about the virge who interacted with me and my mates as we worked on our building
>>220104729if you start smelling get tested for arris cancer
>>220104692nah mate her gash, her axe wound
washing my face with milk as per
drank too much last night and had a bad bout of the hiccups. embarrassing
>>220104767cleopatra ass nigga
>>220104756fanny means arse in yankland
>>220104776lay off the pepsi
>>220104780>let me tell you about your countryyeah nah get fucked m8
>>220104673The band nirvana could have been
all my cousins and my siblings and me comes to 19 people.All of them are either in university or have a career + family, EXCEPT ONE!!!One of them is the second oldest of them all but has never had a job, friends or a girlfriend, can you guess who it is???
>>220104808stop using our slang creg
>>220104823sc
>>220104780not your minge
>>220104812any of your cousins fit?
Yooooo Cody what’s up dude!
>>220104812not sure if this is more or less grim than being a loser freak in a small familyonly have my own experience to go by you see
helicopter hovering overhead
>>220104812make sure you help him out lad
bet in like 50 years they find out that vapes are really bad for you but it'll be for some stupid ironic reason like microplastics in the bottles or something
>>220104848Definitely worse >>220104853Yeah…
Why's skinny jeans go out of style?
>>220104858popcorn lung
>>220104870everyone fat
>>220104823get stuffed you drongo
>>220104870R/smalldickproblems campaign to get baggy back
>>220104868at least you have a support system presumably you aren't so awful they won't just leave you to die
>>220104870It was always kind of gay for blokes to wear them tbf
>>220104872the chemical that causes that is banned in the UK
>>220104870they found out it reduces your sperm count
ever sucked a cock with your arse lads?
>>220104812I'm one of four and two of them went to uni and became successful, but the other's a junkie so I look much better than I otherwise would.
didier drongo
>>220104914ah that's ok then. i'm sure abdul who buys smuggled vapes wholesale then flogs them in his mini market makes sure all his stock adheres to uk standards
mad how the game awards are better than the oscars*remembers fondly the expedetion awards*
anyone here unironically turned on by willies?
if you think about it, your body is just a poo gun and eating is how you reload
rorke uploading his video essay 'Shrek is woker than you remember'
>>220104955
had too much to eat again lads
>>220102970Which Pepsi has the most sugar?
>>220104974Fiona subverting my expectations of a princess by being a hecking girl boss
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