milk edition
bit early this
>>220250635But how have you afforded to live till 30 without ever having a job?
just a tad early mate
brafley waldh
>>220250790
fucking love klarna bruv
would you be willing to put up with a gf who lived and breathed all that enby trans rubbish if she looked like this?
black pussy really changed rorkehe's a better manhe goes to the caribbean church and sings in the choir now
>>220250790excellent meme good sir!
I'm not gay. I was raped.
remember when everyone pretended rihanna was attractive
>>220250848noshe's not even fit anyway
>>220250877Hilarious it’s literally the opposite. Everywhere I go on pornhub it’s BBC
>>220250846why would you klarna that
Miranda Hart sex arse
>>220250898mordor
black pussy CHANGED rorkehis skin has really cleared up and he's looking much healthierit was a good thing he downloaded tinder
that Topgun 2 was some premium kino to be fair, you've got to hand it to the Cruise missile he does not miss
>>220250908Trying to build a credit score
niggering show has foreign language sections and no subtitles
black pussy changed rorkeI see him hanging out with the aunties in the church baking group
where did the unemployed 30 year old go I was trying to talk to you
>>220250932GRIMAnd people act like pussy and having a kid will automatically make your life fulfilled and happy
I wish black pussy would change me
>>220250965Whatever helps you sleep at night virgin
need to sort out my credit score out, should I get klarna?
>>220250974go to your local black church (only applicable if you live in a major urban area)otherwise just download tinder, it's full of them
Harry Slopper and the Phisloppophers Slop
>>220250978Enjoy your uni bicycle whore wife mate
>>220250932convinced most people writing these things are making it up for their own sick fetishes
>>220250988That’s what I’m doing
using my PIP to visit escortsI told the PIP lady it helps with my social skills
>>220250999is it working?
>>220250932I just get this real sick feeling deep in the pit of my stomach reading stuff like this, just a real sense of futility. Like there's no actual beauty or goodness in the world.
what if black pussy makes you worse?
black pussy changed rorkehe has a new radiant glow to his skinhe has reddish cheeks and a fervour for life
>>220251006Not sure I still don’t have a credit score
>>220251019That's the incellitus coming on mate
>>220251026dont run the gimmick into the ground now
>>220251019
>>220250892Maybe pornhub has a general racemixing agenda so they give white people BBCs and black people get BWCs
weird how the doctors without borders advert convenient times the line 'natural disaster' with clearly a picture of gaza instead of 'conflict'. wouldn't want to step on any toes
did an imagination wank to the first time i fingered my first gf earlier she was in her school uniform at the time
>>220251040
does this actually work
>>220251039rorke marching with the local black church marching band his girlfriend told him to joinhe's the only white lad, but they still accept him as one of their own
>>220250898Can't find the source of that image, might be fake
>>220251020impossiblehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/AE2qcyjJ2_g
>>220251063heathermong esque
>>220251043Remember when that Pornhub employee did a Reddit lama and someone asked why there’s so much incest porn and she said it was an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory?What a strange thing to say
>>220251051:/
>>220250988>>220250946dont think it works like that mate
Hate vinegar me
>>220251087erm
>>220251078because it's a well known anti-semitic canard?
>>220251078idgaf if the jews are behind it that shit is hot
>>220251087
thinking thoughts
eating a dry as fuck bagel with dry as fuck peanut butter on it. just another day in my chudcelmaxcore life
>>220251087giwtwm
Just seen someone who works at the tip find a flashlight sleeve in amongst all the rubbish, rub it up against his lips, pull his cock out and have a go with it.
princess zelda sex arse
just seen a giant horse cock on my british culture general
rorke eating goat curry with the church groupblack pussy really changed him
Too early for there to be this many freaks about. /brit/ is lost
rorke still thinks radley walsh postingis funny
stroking my postingis
>>220251093How not? It’s like a credit card
>26th march>5 degrees celciuscmon now
Got American Express me. Got prestige to it
>>220251269wobally glorming
>>220251269would kill to hae an actual spring
pingas
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:just got off the phone to the ol' godberg as it were, and he said there are no jews in heaventhank you for your attention on this matter
>>220251292discord pedophile rapist humour
>>220251262y h but you're not supposed to pay interest. just get a credit card and pay it off in full
>>220251314
>>220251101No it isn't.
screaming
>>220251308any celtics man in?
>>220250835Have had many autist moments like this
>>220251276Let the goyim deal in the real world
>>220251345>>220250835currently playing the latest update in master. might try zenith seed next
Based Argentina, Israel and USA
>>220251365real
>>220251101Ah yes I remember those Nazi propaganda posters warning about how Der Juden was using pornhub to force Inzestpornitzen upon the Volk
>>220251325How can I get a credit card if I don’t have a credit score idiot
>>2202513462 are in jail and one got -ACK'd
Ghislaine Maxwell soapy titwank
babababab
>>220251373you get a really low tier one with like a $500 limit
>>220251382>one got -ACK'dOkay bro…I imagine you got the covid vaccine too yeah fucking easily led mong
>>220251390need
letting jews "escape" the death camps, but then sniping them down as they're running away
>>220251400ive had 5 covid vaxxes, get my flu shot every year, and am on the ozempic and manjouro AMA
#epsteindidnothingwrong
>>220251346What the fuck is the bloke on the left wearing? Is that meant to be white tie? Jesus. Just look at that fucking waistcoat. Here’s how it’s meant to be done
>>220251400i did get the proverbial 'ccine, as it wasbut i'm iffy if jeff ever did get done in
Mental how Covid was 10 years ago
Mental how covid was made in a lab and was basically non lethal to anyone who wasn't old or obese
>>220251438
>>220251421Clearly the function has progressed to the sloppy phase
got my wingus out
peng lush tings with the theoretical pang pang
anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucka? a family member, somebody you lovewell give it time, see if I cant make that happen for you
you now remember 2020-21 rorke era
>>220251478Leftypol was even worse Infact those years scuppered leftypol for years to come
>>220251475Go get your box!
>>220250790kek
>>220251478>2021>almost 5 years have pastfuck it feels like it was only yesterday. we really are all getting old and dying aren't we lads. the reaper will be on our doorsteps before we know it
Leftypol dropping his trousers for his vaccine booster from Dr Backshots
smelly incellious vibes in here this morning
>>220251269Absolutely sick of it. This time of year always fucking drags on and feels like months
Just booked some flights to Ireland to hookup with a femboy I met on discord
Tfw you’re 5’11 and a bit but not quite 6
>>220251478i saw a pregnant woman yesterday, rorke has misled us
>>220251535Seems like a waste, you only need one flight to get to Ireland
People who describe themselves as childfree are very very weird
>>220251550that's tall for an indian
>>220251550nigga
>>220251560True
attention. this vehicle is turning left.
>>220251550I'm 5'11 on the dot
so this is rorke
>>220251592
>>220251594>>>/int/cum
>>220251586I never got yellow fever but she’s cute. Who is she?
4 feet tall me
I'm a 6ft 1 manletYou have to be 6ft 4 minimum these days to be tall
whenever i see an ugly with a fit girl and wonder "how did she get him" you just know there is something deeply wrong with her like a massive pussy
>>220251592>>220251550i'm 6'2 and only had sex with 3 women in my entire lifeheight isnt everything
im 6'4 and only had sex once and it wasnt for free
have a small head which is worse than being short
>>220251617Well I'm a virgin
>>220251640i have a small head too and first time i went into the office after wfh'ing for a year everyone was like wow you're smaller than i thoughtthey thought i had a massive chest and shoulder but it was just my peanut head
>>220251641just be yourself. i'm udder shite at chatting with women so my three relationships started from them asking me out
Reminder that the difference between 0 and 1 is FAR greater than the difference between 1 and 2.
>>220251611Zoomers are another level. Mad how they’re too scared to go out though and won’t speak up if the waitress gets their order wrong. No work ethic either. I feel like how the boomers must have felt.
Reminder that it's never too late to experience teenage love
>>220251678not sure that's technically true actually
>>220251686first girl i had sex with was 15still remember it like it was yesterday
>>220251678>>220251686
>>220251680Makes sense as half the zoomers are wogs
>>220251693Speaking ontologically, not mathematically.
>>220251699ummers
>>220251686how
WHAT HAVE I WHAT HAVE IWHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?WHAT HAVE I WHAT HAVE IWHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
>>220251616Coping incel
rorke being like 'yeah that's just what i voted for'
twirling my evil rapist mustache
Got a massive head me but for some reason the distance over my head from ear to ear is relatively small as only need to extend my sony headphones one or two notches for them to fit comfortably
>>220251731This grim period before spring actually comes in is peak Sufjan depression core listening
sir king alfred
>>220251745cool it with the antisemitism
>>220251752you have a mustache ?
>>220251686i already experienced it. twice in fact.
Never voted, never will.
>>220251745leftypol thinking about child's testicles
>>220251761>This grim period before springyeh its called winter mate
Rorke treating his incelic lack of passport or driving license as if it's a moral victory >>220251790
>>220251793It's technically spring idiot
might screw up my life by sleeping with a client at work
Does he know nobody finds these rorke posts funny or interesting. Just mindless drivel thrown into the void.
>>220251813Is he fit?
>>220251801bloke
>>220251806so we're not in a period before spring then are we.
He's been done in here
>>220251790Thought about this the other day. Went through the past vote results at my local council and not once did the party I want ever lose by 1 vote so it really doesn’t matter if I vote or not
i've been on the losing side of every election i ever took part in. i'm never voting again
I accidentally had sexual relations with a sweet girl and I think I have to wife her up now so I don’t take the light from her eyes
>>220251826You've done him
>>220251826I mean that it's not spring weather or feeling. Are you autistic?
>>220251827Wonder if Angus is going to do any drawings of Israelis murdering 20,000 children??
>>220251820i feel a bit sorry for him. clearly battling with an addiction of some kind
>>220251827Mental how he's so fucking ugly that even his own caricature is better looking than him
you have a greater impact on the election results by suppressing the vote by visiting old people and promising them you'll post their vote for them then just binning it than you do by actually voting yourself
rorke posting screenshots of yank tweets about politicsleftypol also posting screenshots of yank tweets about politics
>>220251845was literally blazing hot sun less than a week ago.
>>220251873All rook same
>>220251680why would you want to work hard in this rigged shithole?
>>220251873>brown hair on an asiannot likely
>>220251878Not really. It was a bit sunny but it wasn't "blazing hot"
>>220251873Scotland, Wales, England
King of Kings, Lord of LordsAll the things He has in storeFrom the rich to the poorAll are welcome through the doorYou won't ever be the sameWhen you call on Jesus' nameListen to the words I'm sayingJesus saved me, now I'm saneAnd I know, I know God is the force that picked me upI know Christ is the fountain that filled my cupI know God is alive, yeahHe has opened up my vision giving me a revelation
>>220251873for me it's filipinos
>>220251859How brown coded do you need to be to believe Hamas figures on the numbers of deaths in a war that they started by attacking civilians?
>>220251889>It was a bit sunny but it wasn't "blazing hot"so like spring then.
>>220251887
>>220251910Look outside. Do you see butterflies and life buzzing with the trees blossoming? No. It's still fucking twiggy and dead and grim and wasteland like. Fucking autistic retard
>>220251909no civilians with mandatory military service
>>220251859>20,000 childrenOh dear well they'll make some more won't they
>>220251920In your mind this Gemini-generated jpg is your harem
>>220251920so you put your little drawing into an ai to make it 'real'
>>220251920dyed
>>220251928Simply untrue
NEVER VOTEDNEVERWILL
>>220251948look at the bottom right mong boy
>>220251932look at his smug facecunt knows exactly what he's doing
>>220251745>facebook spent 80 on second lifewhy is that even there? i didn't pay for it who fucking cares if zuck wasted his money
>they are an ETHNOreligious group
who's he quoting then
>>220251952neither are your pentagon run health ministry statistics
>>220251926>Do you see butterflies and life buzzing with the trees blossoming?well peak butterfly season is high summer so of course im not. but otherwise yes. loads of flowers blooming, leafs beginning to appear of trees, magnolias and cherries basically at full blossom. quintessenial spring conditions.i think you need to step outside your stinking hovel instead of complaining
The Yazidi?
>>220251920Left one would get it all day long
>>220251984>pentagon run health ministry Fuck are you wittering on about lol
>>2202519202,3,1
80% on the practice exam there
just wanked to some amateur dance video of a katy perry song
>>220251909>brown coded
>>220252000>too dumb to understand a conversationtypical zionist zombie
get the sexy black men posted
>wittering on aboutreally like this phraseshall start using it
>>220251928I saw an old Thai fella being beheaded with a hoe. Little children kidnapped and murdered. Were they doing military service?
>>220251989Hassidem but I don't believe 'em
mental how you can get rorke to support anything by calling the opposite brown coded
>>220251983>>220251975Presumably he's still riled up about an argument he had a week agohttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/220089026/#220089559Schizos struggle to let things go
cross dressed and wanked to xev bellringer with a dildo up my arse earlier
>>220252051Which video?
>>220252034Alri Bazza, are you spending the money on the bookies then? Get in lad
>>220252018Which health ministry are you referring to? If you can't answer this question then you're done and I've caught you with your pants down
>>220251987I think you're a dishonest faggot
>>220251909israel accepted the hamas figures a few weeks ago lol
>>220252051>>220252066howling at 30 seconds passing between these two postslike what are the chances a normal person outside knows who some tranny porn actor is?and yet here it's like knowing that capital of france/brit/ is gooner general
>>220252043Mental how Rorke looks out of his window to see a bunch of angry browns marching through the streets of his capital city every weekend and asks himself how it got to this
leftypol always defends the worst people possible.>Sexual violence within marriage in Palestine is a significant issue, with a 2005 Palestinian Central Bureau of Statistics survey indicating 10% of ever-married women reported sexual violence. Estimates suggest 30%–50% of married women face domestic abuse, with under-reporting due to social stigma, especially in Gaza>A 1999 UNICEF report estimated that two-thirds of all murders in the Palestinian territories were likely honor killings.
>>220252051>xev bellringerWho is that?
>>220251984>pentagon run health ministrywhat, the israeli health ministry? surely that's run by mossad in the paki-coded conspiracyverse
>>220252010i used to wank at my car dashcam videos of women walking
>>220252094Xev isn’t a tranny tbf
>>220252074i accept your concession
>>220252100You are from the north of ireland, aren't you?
>>220252090>Israeli media>A single senior security source>Not even a public announcementlol
*casts a hex on everyone in /brit/*
>>220252123Doesn't feel like spring you incel
>>220252090How many of those were Hamas?
aim nat from norn ine so!
>>220252011Id do that. Unironically
>>220252011>>220252167Same. How do I get my $7,000?
>>220251987There are plenty of butterflies in spring
>>220252145yes it does you soft gay boy
>>220251932she got blacked on national television by a much older manthat poor kid will grow up knowing his mum wanted him to be a mulatto
>Iran's navy chief overseeing Strait of Hormuz blockade killed by Israeli strike.
>>220252114screaming(i've done similar, including just wanking while looking out my window)
>>220252185ok
>>220252090Oh dear. 70 thousand dead sand niggersAnyway. What’s for lunch lads?
>>220252090>Now a senior military source has indicated to Israeli journalists, including those from Haaretz and the Times of Israel, external, that the total number given by the Hamas health ministry is largely accurate, even though they have not been able to break down how many were combatants and how many died as a direct result of the fighting.>Following the latest Israeli media reports, a military official said the details published did not reflect official IDF data. "Any publication or report on this matter will be released through official and orderly channels," the IDF official said.
>>220252203Just been reading thisGuess he didn’t block too well
might have a wank
>>220252211gay porn burger
Today I feel a Chinese wheelchair parasite
>>220252223was just considering the samemight pop on some xev bellringer to remain on topic
>>220252227*sucks you off*
I’ve wasted the last decade
>>220252268ok
Attention, /brit/! I am Don Quixote, Man of La Mancha! I am seeking giants to slay and evils to right!
>>220252249might watch a sydney harwin family dog vid meself
>>220252268that's michael jackson
>>220252216Oh the blockade (for the western ships) continues. People really need to stop betting on single personalities, that is not how history moves. Otherwise Hamas would have been eradicated, Iran government would have been toppled etc.
>>220252288Shit, sorry. Wrong image
>>220252193No it doesn't incel
>>220252295mad how the entire spanish-speaking world has produced one good novel and that's it
>>220252135So is the senior official brown-coded?Also, the UN and ICC also accepts the same numbers, no?
>>220252323
>>220252321Reckon the Israelis and Americans can kill the ayatollahs and IRGC figures faster than they can regenerate and the Iranian people hate these people. There’s a Kurdish army ready to move, senior figures in the Iranian army Artesh are ready to defect and there’s a leader in waiting, the exiled Shah.
>>220252321Individuals are incredibly important for shaping how a polity acts, pretty much a non-argument based on dogma to say otherwise. Then again that sort of statement comprises the vast majority of your canned responses since you're a commie fuckwit.
Fucking stupid bogtrotter
>>220252335Love in the time of cholera?
>>220252348>The senior officialWho is he exactly? Ah.. that's right>Also, the UN and ICC also accepts the same numbers, no?So?
>>220252377proper up his own arse isnt he. thinks hes hot shit but really just chats a lot of shit
>>220252323ok
>>220252321>Oh the blockade (for the western ships) continues.Why are you so confident in that
>>220252390you must be new here
>>220252397The problem with the UN and the ICC is that there are civilised countries and there are bongo bongo land countries and unfortunately for humanity the bongo bongo land countries outnumber the civilised ones by some margin. Yet in global affairs they each get the same vote.
>>220252406ok
my dad really treats my mum horribly
NO ONE EVER GIVES ME ANY FEEDBACK ON EBAY AND AS A SELLER THIS IS REALLY FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!
>>220252427Sorry, my mistake, I shouldn’t have said bongo bongo land. I meant durka durka land.
>>220252416Not really I usually just ignore him but he’s an utter mong
>>220252444
>>220252459he's not even irish, newmong
>>220252479new once we hit the bump limit
Asylums are the monasteries of our society.
>>220252520I'm sorry, but this is just unacceptable. Wait for the limit!
>witness domestic abuse>bradley lol
I need £5k to start my business
where did everyone go
rorke listening to cicatriz ESPleftypol listening to inertiatic ESP
>>220252560
>>220252593Lunch
Might go maccers and get the Big Arch
>>220252479>>220252479>>220252479
*crickets*
>Misogynistic son, 18, who held mum hostage before beating her to death after vile online messages is jailed for life>Police found that AI platform DeepSeek suggested Roberts use a hammer rather than a knife to kill her."
>>220252375>faster than they can regenerateMm yes, any day now the 45 year-old regime that wasn't toppled when isolated and was fresh, will fall.>There’s a Kurdish army ready to moveOn the payroll of the cia>senior figures in the Iranian army Artesh are ready to defectAny day now, any minute, just you wait.>>220252377Delusional. In divorce with reality.
