No girls allowed edition !!
>>220285903Doesn't say no women allowed :)
>>220285903based
>>220285903Right, that's me off then. Later boys *blows kiss*
fucked it>>220285914please reuse when this one dies
>>220285903Um based?
love orangutans me
>>220285903In my experience the amount of money you spend on earphones has zero bearing on the qualityyou can spend £15 or £60 and whether they're any good is completely random
dubiously wanking
>>220285916It was humiliating though. I'm a manchild buying a bunch of snacks and beer to enjoy alone while a happy loving couple were next to me, and like a lightning bolt I was immediately reminded of how pathetic and alone I am.It's not hard to understand.
>>220285903Ah finally an EW free edition of /brit/ :)
IT'S FRIDAYI'M IN LOVE
>>220285952UM
*plops my eyesocket on Mousey's chubby cheek* arrrrrrr feels lovely
i've migrated threadsi'm a migrant
>>220285962Escortmong?
>>220285958not true I have sony wh-1000xm5 that cost about £200 and they are miles better than than some redmi earbuds I got for free that are about £60 or something
you're a slag
>>220285973I've got the Mix – System Of A Down - Toxicity (Official HD Video) on for steamtoil
>>220282738you lot getting abuse as per usual
>>220285973Love cureLove smiths Love moriseey Love oasis Love Beatles Love britpop Simple as
Liz Truss. Lace white lingerie. Spreading her arsehole. Make it so.
>>220285999cant really compare over-ears with earbuds though
This bloke scans through /int/ looking for posts talking about us so he can post them in the thread
>>220285962You have to keep doing it until you don't care, honestly try steps to wellbeing
>>220285958former "audiophile" herei have two pairs of expensive headphones (~£400) and on most days i wear my cheap £20 amazon onesbarely makes any difference in sound quality
>>220286046just did didn't I
>>220285999never spent £200 on earbuds so maybe you're rightI've bought loads though and a £15 pair I've got are probably my best onesLCD touchscreen display on the charger case and everything
Sir Bog Plopper
>>220286052It’s spaki
>>220286066well its not fair
>>220286063thought you said paedophile there for a second
>>220286054or i could improve myself and get a gf
>>220285903excuse me what
Every day for the past year, I've been wearing earplugs outside to protect my hearing. AMA
one for Beatlesheads x
*Repeats what you said in a silly voice*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JD5TVQ_xU
>>220286093Haha
>>220286075clearly only one of them was knocked out
>>220286100Do you have kissable lips and a smooth arse?
>>220285955That’s a pongo mate
had 4 packets of buldak ramen this week lads
>>220286109fucking state
>>220286136Same difference innit
>>220286100you should wear a bum plug tooprotect your bum like
some of you are really giftedi cannot for the life of me understand how you people come up with jokes so easilywould love to just be able to come up with a witty comment but i've never been able toi could sit there for 2 hours and not have anything even remotely funnywhy not use your humour as a substitute for whatever else you lack?
>>220286101Wow this is extra deep into the rabbit hole bong.
>>220285903but I am AI generated
>>220286109rorke's da in a bind
>>220286109Heathermong rumoured to star in the next series
>>220286100Do you have an actual reason to?
>>220286173haha thanks x
/brit/ is a Multipolar world-supporting, Eurasianist-sympathising, anti-capitalist, anti-zionist, anti-USA, anti-NATO, National Socialitst, anti-LGBT, antisemitic, anti-immigration chud general, and some folk will have to get used to that.
>>220286153posh u r luv
>>220286063Former is no wonder with broken ears like that
dont trust umposters. something dangerous and sinister about them
>>220285952why do they do that with dogs in the room that's disgustan
dietblatt starts next week so going to get blootered tonight and get a bit racist online for the last time in a while
before i die i would like to be able to come up with a funny joke mid conversation and hear people laughmust be fucking cool being able to make people lose their breath with a funny jokewhat's it like? can someone share the experience?
>>220286173>i cannot for the life of me understand how you people come up with jokes so easilyi've had a few of my posts reposted now"who put 50p in rorke", that's a classicjust about throwing something out and seeing what landsyou know its funny in your head for a split second, got to grab that, get it posted
>>220286173For some reason I'm very witty over text but I can't do anything but stare back at people irl.
>>220286245start it now lad get a day's headstart
>>220286238yeah that's no class imo. i cant even undress in front of my cat, feels very wrong
>>220286100>>220286101mom took a lot of tylenol i'm guessing
>>220286173I can gift you flowers if you like
I was the first person to use the phrase mongboy on /brit/
Mouse would love The Pitt
>>220286263already on the ginberg alas
>>220286261im trying get a tard gf for this reason. being witty would just confuse her. we need more hot tards for us incels to date.
who put 50p in sadmong then
>>220286319He lives in one
>>220286319he'd love me in his pit
>>220286305"Mong boy" is vastly superior so keep your shit phrase and whatever it means to you (the entire world apparently) and we will use the better version
i wonder if there is a formula for humour, perhaps a theory of humourcan you learn to be funny?
>>220286173weed and mental illness
>>220286341you can learn to be funnyyou can't teach how to be funny
>>220286341Once ai is funnier than top stand up comedians it's utterly overwhat are humans even for at that point?
>>220286341there's only one rule, really. comedy is all about
>>220286259i do that all the time without even trying to be funny and then people start laughing and i have to act like i meant to make a joke
got myself a succulent japanese meal for lunch
i invented the phrase 'yeah, and?' complete with deadpan delivery
>>220286380show AI what's what and jump in front of a moving train
Canoodling me noodle
>>220286390that's the problem i havei can only make people laugh unintentionallyi don't even know what they're laughing about
>>220286341yes, irl comedians use a theory of humour
>>220286393*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*I invented that
>>220286392nice
>>220286341The best joke is when you say something and then go.... NOT! works every time...NOT!
i was the first person to post a bradley walsh reaction image
>>220286392whats that yellow smeg guff on the sushi?
>>220286341i think i heard norm macdonald say once that some comedians say jokes are all math formulas but i'm honestly not sure if it was meant to be a joke
>>220286432shark haemorrhoids
>>220286392omds yanks actually drink "soy" sauce
>>220286392pretty
>>220286444it's a beverage not a sauce bong
yeah?
any creepshot man in
I invented I invented posting
back from a 4 day wedding. absolute madness but a good time was had by all. absolutely mental how horny women are at weddings.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/2025471595817422848/pu/vid/avc1/320x568/8O-_oCw5er6a3d9G.mp4
>>220286392and the charge?
was going to go on a hike tomorrow but it'll be 7 degrees, showery rain and 40mph winds. so i'll get steaming tonight instead and have a lie in
>>220286473yeah!
He was gay Gary Cooper?
>>220286496i'm a regular on the creepshorts thread on /gif/
>>220285955me on a sunday morning
>>220286519when the new gets made
not a chance i'm clicking that link south africa lad.
>>220286522should make yourself a massive bacon sambo in the morning with lashings of hp sauce
Women who feel like they need to date a comedian are immature children and likely not the ones worth dating. It's so stupid how modern women try to partern their lives after the films they watch. Most women will fuck a prison inmate or a refugee when their hormones kick in anyway. You should never think that women are sane beings.
>>220286531good man
>>220286523Why don't you come artificially inseminate my cock love
>>220286519It's amazing that the American empire is falling with human capital like this to draw on.
love fallout 4 far harbour
>>220286519could be a scene from the hills have eyes
>>220286560why not just ask her out? you couldve shagged that arse.
Just woke up and polished off a bottle of wine at 7:20am. I’m fucked in the head
coco lovelock
>>220286560I don't get it, what's the appeal?
>>220286598nice little marlborough sauvignon blanc?
whats rorke up to tonight
Finally immune to being rattled after years of posting here
>>220286519yeah but they probably got some fantastic deals that day
would you make this road trip?
>>220286519mad how sloven they all look. fat, poorly dressed, unkempt, no attempt to make themselves presentable at all
>>220286509haha what is catberg like
first one to get dubs chooses what I watch tonight
>>220286624eating a curry from the local paki shop whilst listening to Restore podcasts
>>220286608when i see a hot woman outside i want to wank to her but i can't so i wank to videos of her instead
>>220286641think i have done in the crew 2
>>220286641i've never been down there but sure, it looks like fun
>>220286496No I have an urge to avert my gaze before being accused of being a pervert
>>220286625don't think any women have ever rattled you either
>>220286661Gayniggers from outer space
>>220286608getting away with doing something you shouldn't I suppose
>>220286624Last I'd heard he'd broken into a celebratory caramelldansen when his mum brought home and airport toblerone
>>220286641If I had the time and money yes.
>>220286641how many feral blacks would i encounter in these areas? i saw them in la and a few east coast cities via toil trips and it scarred me
>>220286641Americans will literally just sit in a vehicle for 30 hours straight and think that's ok.
>>220286519Love this
Is that lad actually South African?
>>220286661Blazing Saddleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrrqf-YamA
>>220286667just did a little bit of a cum in my pants
>>220286641no why do yanks like sitting in cars so much
>and airport toblerone bra
>>220286519I love these vids. There's something soothing about seeing a wave of happy American shoppers. It's like it's their natural habitat.
HAHAHAHA
>>220286613Merlot
clav arrested
>>220286661Satantango
>>220286608I remember being in Spain and seeing the single most perfect pair of pale titties I'd ever seen in my life and having the thought of "I'd love to be able to stare at them for hours" but obviously couldnt just walk over and stare at this woman sunbathing for hours next to her boyfriend. That's when I understood the motivation for creepshotters. In the end I just went over and made small talk with both of them for a few minutes and then went home and wanked.
>>220286744Just been mogged.
>>220286641>snowy mountains to dry desertIf I can spot some bears and wolves maybe
@kellymfig on instaDon’t say I don’t put u guys on
>>220286730I'm clearly talking about Anderson regional airport, South Carolina
>>220286661the lezzer scene in blue is the warmest colour on repeat
>>220286706>>220286729Their cars are massive. About as big as my bedroom in the first flat I lived in, except they also have air conditioning and entertainment centres and stuff
>>220286744Autism eyes
>>220286661Cemetery man
>>220286734there's gotta be a middle groundeating beans like a tramp under a damp bridge
>>220286744What's be been accused of?
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it.She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house.I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required.I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse.I reckon it's a solid plan.My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish.Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
>>220286744>Bradenzoomer ass name
>>220286661Cecilia Immergreen
>>220286744Who
nary a pixel
>>220286812fuck off you vulture
>>220286804he and his girlfriend beat up a drunk woman
Rorke still using his overclocked FX-8350
>>220286661Triumph Of The Will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBie-xdbLeMthe tuna
>>220286667I'd only continually watch this for the cringe factor if/when they get caught or laugh at the camera man
>>220286661the lobster https://youtu.be/T3y8lf70-EA
>>220286849oi there is no need for that. different people post at different times and i want input
nth for the holodem
>>220286891based hololad
>>220286734what's funny? genius idea.
>>220286880but them noticing the camera and then showing off more is the hottest version of these
>>220286661Adam Sandler, doesnt matter the movie as long as he is the star
>>220286860Yikes
>>220286661the third man (1949)
Lads. Should I play Lost Kingdoms or Tales of Symphonia?
>>220286661Shrek
Incredible how crude and deviant and autistic evening /brit/ is compared to early morning /brit/. This place is only decent between 6-10AM
>>220286812Not sure now would be a good time to buy property. I'm no expert by any means but it's a bit of a wobbly unpredictable economy right now innit.
>>220286908xx
>>220286889you want your mum to spend $100k of her money so you can leech off her until she kicks the bucket and you get the house>and she can move in when she is old if neededso nice of you to let her move into her own house
>>220286641Yes, if it were on the cards. Id quit my job for it if it were a 30 day roadtrip with cost paid by someone else.
Lads, how do I go back to 2011?
Jack Roworth
>>220286880them getting caught is the hottest part
>>220286966You can’tYou wish to go back to a child/teenagers innocence and fascination with the world. Not possible without religious faith.
>>220286200No, I just became aware of the hearing damage we all sustain from everyday noises and wanted to protect against it.Honestly, wearing earplugs is very comfortable. Even with 37+ dB-rated earplugs, you can still hear everything.When I take them out in public, everything sounds obnoxiously loud. It’s easy to see how people accumulate hearing damage over the years.
ugandan preacher in a metal band: FAIRIES EAT POOP YEA YA GOTTA BELIEVE MEE
>>220286969Can't even eat beans in the street without getting arrested fucking nanny state health and safety gone mental
>>220286744there's differing reports about how tall he is, either 6'1" or 5'11" but he's 170 lbs... I'm 6'4" 225 (102kg) and I'm not even that jacked. Dude's been fraudmaxxing the entire time baka my head
doing evil things in my smelly incel bedroom
>>220286641Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
Got the Azealia Banks on again haven't I?
>>220286912>>220286986post them then
>>220286922
>>220286100I just do it cause noises annoy me and hassle me. Didnt think about actually protecting hearing
>>220286994>the hearing damage we all sustain from everyday noises we don't mate. everyday noise is bad for other reasons but hearing damage is something you only need to worry about if you're blasting music 24/7, going to concerts every weekend, firing guns, or working with loud machinery
>>220287000scuh-REAM
Them white boys have got me hooked to Crystal meth
>>220286953Thats why now is the time to buy without a mortgage. It's already been on the market since last September. £100k but could get it for £90k, maybe even £80k with a cash offer. I plan to live in it in perpetuity anyway so a wobble wont affect even if prices drop in my town which is unlikely to be by much, its already one of the cheapest places in the country so we are more likely to get people coming in from the cities (manny, maybe even liverpool or leeds).
Safe to say /brit/ is a Restore general
>>220287080/bwit/ westore
Asian girl got me addictedLike she stuff her pussy with msgGood thing I don't gotta pay a feeCuz these yellow bitches give it up for free
Football on in a minuteWill be watching it on behalf of Diego and Mousey
>>220286860That's the only kind of person he could beat up.
Printing a mouse adapter for my nintendo switch controller to play Pokopia in mouse mode x
>>220286994mate, you only get permanent hearing damage if youre doing something thats blasting years ears with 100dB+ noise for a long time
>>220287031She has some good chunes
>>220287096Kek
>>220287005he stopped taking steroids and lost a lot of weightalso he's only 20 and has grown
>>220287119Tell your mates. Not us
>>220286173I autistically replay conversations I've had throughout the days, weeks, months as well as ones I've completely invented and think of different responses so when similar topics come up I've got a response chambered. I'm an utter freak
>>220287075You want her to think it was her idea. Drop info that suggests it would be a good idea around her, until it clicks.Have you brought up the subject with her yet or are you still thinking about how to ask her?
leftypol going to the toilet to fart
>>220286994>hearing damage we all sustain from everyday noisessuch as what? genuiniely curious. only person i know with hearing damage went to multiple live gigs per month in tiny venues
>>220287161corrr he'll go down a right treat with those prison bulls
>>220287165I did, but I also thought you lot would like to know
>>220287171I do that as well. I have a prepared response for every imaginable conversion. Problem is I never talk to anyone.
>>220287080I suppose. Im either Restore or Labour. Undecided. I was Reform or Labour, but Reform is boomer tier muck so ive flushed that thought down the bog, despite voting them last time.
zeidy cuckmaxxing
That is the worst England team I’ve ever seen
>>220287161is that the lad whose wig got pulled off?
>>220287209>I was Reform or LabourLike a choice between steak and a plate of shit flavoured super noodles
>>220287174...cum out its arse
clavicular is a favourite topic of the parasite
Popping my willy in a hamster wheel to stave off ED
rip cum
>>220287225omds unc that androgenic
>>220287219Yes it isn't great>>220287225No
>>220287225androgenicyes, but he's been posting about his transplant for monthshe wasn't "exposed"
>>220287161scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBqjKFS1_c
>>220287260
>>220287203hmm yes I can see how that might be an issue
he USED to take steroids and the other one is ABOUT to get a transplant so they're both KVNO
>>220287249>>220287247yes retards androgenic is the one that got his wig pulled offkeep up boomers
playing with your action figures again rorke?
corr garner and henderson in midfield exciting prospect that
>>220287161the fella on the right of the first picture looks familiar. but in like a "he looks like lord farquaad" way. there's a character with that silly head shape and haircut that i cant quite remember the name of.
>>220287226Curious to know which one you think is which
I love cheese pizza :)
>>220287291drip-feed the other players in posts, preferably in response to yourself feigning interest
>>220287295yeah i think labour are a good fit for you, based on that post
>>220287245First half of the 20th century feels full of so much soul
>VOLDEMORT!
>>220287313*rapes you to death*
>>220287287
>>220287161>that photoshopScreaming
>>220287172I got her rich husband to drive us past when they last visited in November and told them id like to buy it, how it has so much potential. She once offered before on a different house on that street, but the timing wasn't right. This house is better than that house. But she didn't take me up on it, probably because her husband was present. I'm seeing them in London next week and will talk about how expensive is it there. He is planning to buy a London house for them in Notting Hill and will be giving us a walking tour because he lived there in its glory days of the 90s. Reckon I can do the old Northern thing of telling him a million quid house would be worth under 200k in my town.
>>220287058>Everyday noises at or above 85 decibels (dB)—such as lawnmowers, hair dryers, vacuum cleaners, blenders, and traffic—cause noise-induced hearing loss (NIHL) by damaging delicate inner ear structures. >This damage is often cumulative, permanent, and often goes unnoticed until significant hearing loss occurs. If you live in an urban environment or encounter loud traffic on a regular basis, I'd say wearing earplugs is essential if you want to protect your hearing. Hell, even the noise of vacuum cleaners passes the safe noise threshold.It's better to be safe than sorry.
What the fuck is going on
going to play overwatch and wank to domina
>>220287308:/
clavniggular
Just had a guy with the surname “Bevan” call me a sheep shagger ffs
>>220287319Shall be spoiling my ballot like a chad as per but enjoy voting for the empty platitudes party and splitting the right wing vote even further so that Milliband can install a solar panel on your nan
>>220287226That other reply wasn't from me.Last election I knew Labour would win the seat and the government so Reform was a safe protest vote.If Restore have a candidate i'll vote them. I don't like their economic policies, but do like their kick out the wogs policies.If Restore don't have a candidate i'll vote Labour because i'd rather the devil I know than a Green government or Green/Lib-Dem nightmare. Green poll well in my town, Lib-Dems won it in 2010 before their last coalition, and Green could be a genuine threat to Labour.
>>220287424no you didn't
>>220287434doooont caaaaare
Dread to think of the kind of place where you can buy a house for 100 grandGreat if you want to work in a bookies or vape shop I suppose
>>220286812>how do i get my mom to buy me a housejfc the state of you
>>220287437Give u his Instagram if u want
>>220287450screaminigger
>>220287368Hag love
>>220287356the safe exposure time for 85db is 8 hours matelike i said it's only a concern if you're blasting music 12 hours a day, working a 9-5 around loud machinery, or regularly going to events with sound systems that easily exceed 100db
>>220287450That cunt did not give a fuck
>>220287338
hearinglossmong sounds an awful lot like a certain other /brit/ personality
fucking shit day at worktime to load up the bradley walsh spanking bot
>>220287450he's a bloody menace he is
>>220287352You can tell him "that price could buy 5 houses where I'm from" but he'll probably just fixate on how the location supposedly makes it worth that much more.I'm not in sales so I don't really know how best to approach this but there's loads of books and videos on how to sell stuff and I guess you're selling the idea of her investing in that house. There's probably a word for property developers who live in the house they're developing, so if you find out about that and somehow try to make her identify with that role she might do it.
my obese grandad is 86 tomorrowmental
>>220287450What is he like
Takes me fucking 20 minutes to load up a YouTube video as it has a dust up with ublock origin every time
>>220287189“’m not talking full-on deafness, more about cumulative damage where you slowly lose sensitivity to specific frequency ranges, particularly higher frequencies, due to everyday noise exposure.It's one thing we can protect, so might as well do it.
>>220287493Ktim during last night's JAV wank
>>220287519Bet he still shags too. Boomers are super men.
post le webm
>>220287556same I have to open then refresh or it won't play
>>220287576Experiencing interruptions?
>>220287556I never thought I'd pay for premium YouTube but now I do and I constantly watch so much YouTube that I reckon I'm taking them for a ride getting no ads every time
Only a few years ago he could walk himself to the shops
>>220287450gnasher looking very solemn here
>>220287576Take the piss
>>220287570Unda the sea
>>220287623do they hurt they look painful
>>220287604read this as "only a few years ago he could wank himself" and started laughing remembering that one photo with the spunk stringing off his nob end
>>220287604he still can he's a malingerer
>>220287601Bingewatching sargon are we?
>>220287637Haha I remember that. How did he snap himself mid-ejaculate
>>220287604Why does he just lay in bed like that
new>>220285914>>220285914>>220285914
>>220287664Swipedown
>>220287619You can't park there mate
>>220287623are these even physically possible to wear if you're like a 6 inch show-er?
>>220287487what you're talking about is acute hearing loss. at 110+ decibels, damage occurs within minutes. but anyway, i was talking about accumulated hearing loss and the loss of higher frequency sounds. this occurs gradually over years of normal exposure (e.g., traffic noise, vacuum cleaners, music, tv)
>>220287619mad how shit like this happens literally daily in the third world
>>220287515He is quite shrewd, a former investment banker. They have already bought, done up, and flipped 2 properties for a healthy profit and have only been married for 30 months. When I say they, I really mean him, but mumberg got in on the investment/profit. I don't think the location argument will sway him. I don't necessarily need his blessing, but the issue might be that if the dollar is weak she might need him to front the money in gbp with a repayment in nzd hopefully when the dollar improves. Thats a good point. I used to be in sales and need to look at it through the lens of a sales opportunity. And a Grand Designs. All the boomers love that show.
>>220287604lazy sod. he has nothing wrong with him, except being mental.
