hilo dashaprev: >>220289758
Made for BBC edition
You should probably go back to college.
how does she do it??
>>220293439big brahmin cock?
>>220293459Blacks are all Brahmin, so yes
>>220293453And study what
i would die for her
>>220293452What's the origin of this? Did they use a cardboard for when he was chosen as the new SL or something?
wow
Dasha is 103 years old by now
Stop spamming this wench
the people love seeing dasha though
I wouldn't. It's not even that I don't like weedy chicks with pointy faces, there's just sth about her that rubs me the wrong way. That other girl she had a podcast with tho...
Some eye bleach
this is what helen of troy looked like
we do celery a little different here in michigan. it's called ants on a log
>>220293574Why are you brown?
>>220293574This is a thing in every stTe
>>220293574gotta try that sometime, I don't mind celery or pb
>>220293569Thanks man
>>220293609It's more for kids
>>220293453I would but I'm 36. I feel like it's too late now
Yankees game was boring
>>220293631Plenty of 30's+ people in my classes
Happy 4:20 pendejos.
>>220293619just because I'm an adult doesn't mean I won't make myself an Elvis sandwich or some other weird & decadent food every now and again!
>>220293631My lab partner is the same age as my mom
>>220293648The thought of stuffing 30 year olds into a locker fills me with joy.
it is never too late to improve yourself
>>220293488Yes. Their new supreme leader has yet to be seen or heard in public, ostensibly due to a grievous injury he has suffered. For his corronation or whatever it is they call their ceremony, they brought out a cardboard cutout with his face on it and walked it around. Why they think that is less humiliating than just not being present is anyone's guess
it's also never too late to just give up either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMnXhAFW0vc
>>220293614You're welcome, me in the middle btw
Hey simp boy, can you stop posting this ugly whore tramp? Thanks.
>>220293596I'm a white American from the Great Lakes region. My family settled in Michigan in the late 1820s after the completion of the Erie Canal. They lived in New York since before the Revolution. Why are YOU brown? I have blue eyes
every tranny was once a women obsessed beta simp
>>220293648>>220293666Perhaps it's not, then. I went to school for mecheng but didn't finish. My employer would pay for my school now so that's bot a bad idea
i take pride in my devotion to my goddess, not shame!>>220293731i am a high test alpha male cisgender
>>220293574Reddit tier thumb
The dasha fag is a tranny
>>220293759Grass is green
>>220293557the other one is a Jewess, the forbidden fruit
>>220293744you're a pathetic retard with no social skills, no friends, no redeeming qualities, and no aspirationsnobody will ever love you, you will die alone and in misery
Are you going to your local No Kings protest tomorrow?!
>>220293773are you mad at me?
>>220293784Not him but you're getting on my nervesStop spamming please
>7:30 PM on a Friday
>woman texts me back after a week saying "hey sorry I missed this I was so busy at work!"I'm busy at work everyday but I always respond to texts in a timely manner
>>220293769She's Armenian
Dasha fans are always brown or trans or both
>>220293148Well, that's too bad she had like the biggest or second biggest pair of tits out of all the girls I had let get near me. What a waste. Funnily, she folded like a year after and began posting stuff insinuating, letting me have my way, but I never contacted her again.
god forbid a high testosterone white nordic alpha male cisgender male with a big cock wants to post some photos of a perfect angelic girl
>>220293711thought you had a big dookie in your mouth jaybear
>>220293819How did you ask her for sex
I bodied that freak that called a Great Lakes man "brown" his name is probably Antonio and his family came over from Shitaly in the 1920s.
I have normie fatigue
You eyeballin' me?
im kinda like the tony soprano of /cum/
>>2202938064:31 here
>>220293830You’re Arab
>>220293856I'm the pudgy teddybear guy who takes care of Uncle June and doesn't kill anyone til like season 5. I forget his name
>>220293830you're an unsocialized incel in love with a cheating whore that will never know you existthe world would be a better place and everyone unfortunate enough to know you would be much happier if you were gone
FUCK! The cocaine platter is full of tobacco bits again!
>perfect angelic girl>literal narcissist whore
>>220293860>4:34 PM on a Friday
hmmmmm lets heap attention on the dasha poster surely that will work this time
im kinda of like the eren yeager of cum or maybe the light yagami of cum, maybe a mix of both
>>220293806More like 8:30
>>220293856Pic related is literally me and I could literlaly heem you.
>>220293889Bobby
no 'za for dinner
>>220293924I saw this general yesterday, the edition was sth like 'peaceful new yorker'. Who is that?
>>220293919>8:36 PM on a Friday
>>220293907Glorp
Dabbin hard af on this penjamin
MA WE GOT CHICKEN?
was supposed to go on a first date tonight but she had to reschedule
Confess your love
>>220293933Yes! Him! That is me!
>>220293830I immortalized her in touchpad art for you
>>220293955
>>220293961It's not a big deal if she shows up to the rescheduled time
>>220293978very tumblr-coded
>>220293978in retrospect he really crossed the line here
>>220293964
wish i didnt click that
>>220294013Yeah, garloid abuse is NOT okay
>>220293978What if I want more pulp? Maybe it's time to read some Dashiell Hammett cause of all the flowery metaphors for da dame who just walked in da bar's body
>>220294000Americans when they spot a newborn
WHY ARE WOMEN SO DIFFICULT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY CANT THEY JUST BE NORMAL ANR STRAIGHTFORWARD
You hate Communism because the Epstein pedophile regime told you to.
when the famine hits china will be the only one ready because they are already used to eating anything and everything
>>220293993Do tumblr girls like Tony Soprano?
>>220294039Defense mechanism to ward off gooner freaks and attract wholesome serial killers and felons
>they say the satanic pedophile western elite>while they rape 6 year oldsmuslims be lik
>>220294040that was the plan this whole time
Cockmunism
>>220293943Tony Camante from the 1932 Scarface. i.e. literally me
>>220293975agreed, but I'm worried she won't. But maybe that's unfounded. just gotta wait i guess.
>>220293971Kek>>220294055You're funny. Wanna stay in our general?
ROBOTVACUUMBERG II HAS ARRIVED.
>>220294055You look like this
>>220294066They say freak when you're singled out
Is Diddy still in prison or what?
>>220294102I make the rules here pal. (which is something a real american would say)
The fuck is a mezuzah. I'm SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN
Been listening to this song a lot lately: https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
It's ridiculous how I have to carry the conversation during the texting phase with every hinge or bumble match I get. These women never ask me any questions, I have to come up with all changes in topic.
Scarfing down a sloppy joe
>>220294155You can't be a real american unless you own a spud cannon.
>>220294192Happens to me all the time :(
scarf down my sloppy joe, bitch.
>>220294192business idea: ask chatgpt word for word on what to reply, better yet set a autoreplying chat gpt bot that notifies you once a date is scheduled
https://youtu.be/SD44rjkhbHU?si=KzWIA_zIoWb9izwC
you ever hyperfixate on a cartoon character?
>>220294187Not bad. Reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzI-191xhU
>>220294233I used to be a sonic autistI still kind of am but not as much
saw a good kittington during roonberg todaygingerpropa cutethey always look so confused when they see me roonin' pastreminds me of some of the lower iq yank / canada flags on /cum/
https://youtu.be/sMbA-ZfYvh8?si=xG3enHOR-pjIDUzq
>>220293557She has fetal alcohol syndrome face imoIDK who she is though I only see this woman referenced here some bitch from a podcast or something
I thought the music video for Without Me by Eminem (and the lyrics) were the funniest shit ever when I was 8 years old.
Some women have very deep voices
>>220294300For me it was TRSS
>>220294308coincidentally they also have a penis
>>220294276a man once tried to steal my thymeluckily I have HM's permission to commit wanton murder!
>>220294308Love a husky broad
Don't know what to play I'm so bored with gaylo I must have pumped 160 hours into it since November
looks like a downie ≠fetal alcohol syndromeyou are being a retard yourself
>>220294308Like that police officer from the Afroman case
>>220294308Usually it's a result of colic as a baby.
>>220294265
>*fart sound*>YOU'RE NOW POSTING ON>*grunting on the toilet*>/cum/>*toilet water plop sounds*>CANADA USA MEXICO>*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*>WHERE WE DO NOTHING BUT POOP, SHIT AND FART>*noise of toilet paper rolling*>*toilet flushing*>THIS AIN'T YOUR HYGIENE STATION>*Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke starts playing*
>>220294242I'm liking this, thanks anon.
>>220293838One day, she wanted to reward me for something, but I told her that I didn't want anything. So after rejecting her gifts several times, she told me to ask her for anything. Anything? She didn't respond badly to this, but was certainly avoiding making any commitment. She offered me a plushie but explicitly told me what kind of plushie. What got her mad was probably me asking for my "gift" the next day. I'm autistic if you hadn't noticed btw.
>>220294353Peter Griffin is seuxally harassing his daughter here
>>220294323corr love a bit of pentangle
>>220294308I once got fast food at a drive through and the womens voice sounded like a man but it definitely wasn't a trannyVery uncanny experienceMaybe hard work causes their bodies to produce testosterone
>>220294368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKFRDZbbQE
>>220294392damn mexi bro you fucked up
>>220294368How it feels being the only intelligent /cum/ poster
>>220294392Kek
>>220294368he looks mildly annoyed not tormented
sum songs i was lissenin together that go together nice?fairport convention - who knows where the time goes?fairport convention - sailor's lifeenya - orinoco flowalso the shangri lasin generallove em
>>220294343Give Liquid Christine stacey gf
>>220294444for me it's Tam Lin & Matty Grovesalso, checking dem quads!
>>220294444>fairport convention - who knows where the time goes?>fairport convention - sailor's life>2 songs on the same album sound nice togetherNo shit
>>220294353Based
>>220294444Shiddington what are your thoughts on this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ob4E1W3g7o
>>220294428how would you feel if that happened to you?
>>220294463not all the songs on that album go together thoughits not a perfect albumwhy fugg is n**** garn do a bob dylan cover in french for instancecouple bogglin' choices on that record hairfta be articulatedand overall not as good as the record wiv matty groves on italso generally prefer pentangle to fairport conventionthey just jive wiv me more dunno why
>>220294358You too
>>220294505lissened to like 2 seconds but ye its alri what i ehard
>>220294444You know there's likeA whole general that's meant for your kindNot just /cum/Might want to look into it
>>220294521>why fugg is n**** garn do a bob dylan cover in french for instancebecause Richard Thompson loves the cajun music of New Orleans, you can find that stuff on his solo albums too. And in case you haven't heard his masterwork:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vrNW6Vu9DA
I can't believe this was a childrens tv show. Anyways happy 16 year anniversary to Victorious
>>220294551 you are in my empiredont you ever thorgetlittle mann**** we share the same supreme leader
>>220294392Damn, and you didn't even get a plushie out of it
>>220294563It used to be better.
you'd think i look meek but being meek as a man just makes you look like a stressed out angry mofo, if you looked meek you'd be approachable
>>220294590Wild. Not even Disney was this weird
>>220294553yeh not got into his solo stuff. will hairfta do datjust kno vincent black lightning good choon
>>220294521>also generally prefer pentangle to fairport conventionyesand by the cajun music of new orleans I meant that's a zydeco arrangement of the dylan song. Anyway, some obscure Jansch that I love:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDy85E99RU
also record been lissenin to everyday last few dayssweetheart at the rodeo by byrdsand sum gram parsonsfink you not fully /cum/ until you lissenin dat country rock
>>220294406>you fucked upShe was hot but I considered her annoying. I either got easy seggs or got rid of her. Win win situation.
>>220294606have you ever had to defend yourself?
anyone has that image where its a short ugly asian dude with some sexy asian babes and white chads and hes obviously singled out
>>220294643phwoar will be loggin' deez into the backlogs for lissenin'
>>220294622By weird I assume you mean based. Also>implying
>>220294590them titties got a nigga shittin
>>220294701It was Dan's poop
Dan is innocent. You have literally no proof against me.
I feel like half the gifs were wiped out. The show was much more deranged for when we were 6
>>220294772>6I was 10
>>220294772Victorious was really lame if we're being honest. The power ranking is drake & josh > zoey 101 >>>>>> the rest.
>>220294772Why isn't the emo ho showin more skin? I mean they was payin her to do that wasn't they
>>220294772I remember watching this scene with my da
>>220294643that backstory actually does make seem a bit less random.
>>220294666I've listened to a lot of Jansch but not also of Renbourn, and he was the one who came up with the medieval/blues fusion concept for Pentangle itfp, which he continued to explore solo and later he also complete a degree in music composition...maybe it's cause he didn't have Jansch's whiskey & smokes-ruined voice
>>220294643>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDy85E99RUPretty sure this is on a ton of /mu/ charts. Therefore not obscure
I'm poopedI'm crappedI'm shitted
>>220294575canada belongs to the US
>>220294833>/mu/ likes it so it's not obscureNo
>>220294841Yes.
Could've bought bitcoin in 2012 but didn't award
>>220294800Replace Zoey 101 with iCarly
these girls you are referring to where all underage, not in brazil though so, for me, not an issue
Any Canadians familiar with the new citizenship by ancestry law that passed your supreme court in December 25? My wife is trying to figure out if she's eligible. It's like 6th generations but apparently Canada doesn't care anymore. Will a lawyer laugh at me if I try and submit this? We have birth certs going back that far. It's her gramas granddad.
>>220294893iCarly was mid as hell
Just took an edible :D Happy Friday cummers!
Drake and Josh was the only funny one
>>220294928I did too! Happy Friday to you as well
>>220294922There is a town in north Ontario,With dream comfort memory to spare,And in my mind I still need a place to go,All my changes were there.
I didn’t take an edible but I took some sleeping pills but I did legs today and that always keeps me up
Canadian twinks in /cum/ be like: "bud, you need to quit talking about our butts. you think we smell like maple...? >.<"
>>220293777Fuck no
>>220293777What do you have against the LA Kings?
>>220294945Weed is illegal in your country. I'm calling the cops and you're going to fucking jail.
>>220295011I live in California
Are we gonna measure our feet against each other or what
>>220295015The fed could scoop you up at any time.
Hey guys here's a pictures of my girlfriend what do you think
I am a lot like Italians. I eat pizza pretty regularly
It’s very funny to me that there are no natural protests anymore. Just shit bought by a billionaire sitting in a private jet
Mom made peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies
what if the penis was on the forehead and became erect during introspectionmakes you think
>>220295022I wear a size 9 shoe
i wish porn was better, you know what i mean
https://files.catbox.moe/24ffbn.mp4
Just a few days until the fuck ass April fools day ‘’’’’’joke’’’’’’
synonym roll
>>220295037>I am a lot like Italians
>>220295039I always find it funny how at all these protests the signs are always in the same neat foid colorful handwritinglike all the signs always look exactly the same, zero creativity
>>220295066The emojis one was my favorite because it enhanced the site experience without making it unusable
>>220295036Cute dyke, hope she fucks many women
>>220295045Mine's like that they removed it at birth because they were afraid the other kids would call me names like penis headBut they still left the ball sack hanging
>>220295067Liberry
>>220295066It's not going to be the team one YET AGAIN which is infuriating>>220295077Shoo zoomer
why did germany failed to make their debut into high level incelosphere?
Why do many Americans come to resemble Italians so closely?
>>220295067just like grammar used to make!
>>220295068Hickory dickory dock
If you had the money would you buy a team in these leagues? >NBA >NFL >NHL >MLB >MLS
>>220295155NoBeing a good owner requires a lot of work that I'm not qualified for
>>220295155I would buy your country and then nuke it to protect spee from anymore tomfoolery
>>220295093
https://files.catbox.moe/24ffbn.mp4 < great video
As if anyone's clicking a catbox link from a proxy flag you scrote
There's an Indian spamming Pokemon threads on the catalog
>>220295205>scrote ?
>>220295116Partial Italian ancestry
>>220295205sissy
Scrotum
>>220295247That's your name
I hardly know em
I really, really like posting frogs.
jason got locked up so it seems
https://youtu.be/_H0yAU3IP5I?si=zcm9_x20JayxpgGw
>>220295278Same
>pedo is backI'm out
>>220295291Him spilling the water is literally me, I'm a clumsy piece of shit
I'm out too.
yea im gone fuck this pedo
I just came up with a lesbian joke>I find that having sex with a woman is more fulfilling. With a man it’s merely filling.
Same
>>220295350that's OK, a bit better than when I tried making Rodney Bingenheimer jokes last time
>>220295350YOU SUCK
>>220295350I think gays exist but I don't think lesbians exist tbqh
>>220295440Straight women don't exist
When my dog found out he looked like me he killed himself
the only thing that exists is me, everything else, figments of my imagination
>>220295458I left Angola1964Go walking down my streetKnock upon my baby's doorMy baby come outShe asks me who I amAnd I say, honeyHoney, don't you know your man?She said "my man's been goneSince 1942And I'll tell you Mr. UglyHe didn't look like you!"
still occasionally think about the street fighter comic book I read whilst on vacation as a child that had a torture/bdsm/tsf scene that awakened something unusual in me
:(
Feel like I'd get along well with a girl with a foreskin fetish
>>220295497When I was 17 I read the novel UBIK on vacation and afterwards I just wanted to dip my head below water and drown myself even though it was at once one of the best things I'd ever read
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
>>220295518I hear Angela White has a foreskin fetish.
>>220294893Nope. I don't remember laughing once watching ICarly. Zoey101 had some funny moments and school drama was fun. Still ICarly was better than Victorious by a mile.
>>220295440Gays don't exist. Gays are just juvenile perverted men unable to get womenLesbians don't exist either as vaginas need penises to orgasm
screaming
>>220295528that sounds cool I will read UBIK now
Oh yeah, and when I was 14, I read U.K. Le Guin's The Other Hand Of Darkness on holiday, which was fairly tranny/hermaphrodite-themed, and I think that caused me to look at that subject liberally
>>220293373What are the Red Scare chicks up to these days?
>>220295451I stole the fart meme
Would you rather have a daughter like Pokimane or a son like Rakai
>>220295497same but it was bondage faeries, I think spending an entire summer beating my dick to those when I was so young permanently fucked me
free tiger w. if someone is arrested imc (in my country) you're not allowed to discolose the last name
>>220295656>same but it was bondage faerieswell that was an unusually good opening clause, hats off, sir
browsing prozzie listings again and getting hornythese whores really should advertise more modestly kinda defeats the purpose if you're prospective client has already coomed himself just from your ads alone. just saying these whores don't know how to run the whore business properly
Currently reading.
>>220295722I listened to one of his stories on HorrorBabble, I didn't think he was exactly Lovecraft, but he is better than Ramsey Campbell
>>220295722No wonder he writes horror
If I don't get a kiss from my sweetheart soon I swear I'll just die
>>220295719Post some of the pics here
Iron maiden is kind of overated, yes they got a handful of hardcore bangers but most songs are mid
There's nothing wrong with being a slut. I'll have relations with whomever I want.
>>220295815those wailing operatic vocals are too much for me, ditto Dio Sabbath, and the constant high speed riffage is a bit too unrelenting, Metallica for example knew to include mellow acoustic passages despite going even harder
golf
>>220295815>>220295840Both of you are fags.
>>220295350*throws tomato at you*
I used to think the lowest form of art was poetry, but actually, I think it might be dance.
>>220295855what's wrong with bein mellow, myan?
>>220295099It's good.
Just remembered my favorite English teacher who would sit at her desk dangling her flats so I could stare at her soles all period
>>220295831Whomst'dever'nt*
>>220295904I don't think there is a lowest form of art. All forms of art (minus bullshit modern performance art) have merit. And that includes video games
might publish a cyoa rpg smut novel
>>220295963What do you think happened in your brain that made you into a footfag?
>>220296006Video games are art, because why do art history types cream themselves over the ancients creating the illusion of transparent fabric with stone, then turn around to call video games that have done the same in an infinitely more complex manner childish and vulgar?
>>220295963I had a hot hapa LS teacher who had the nicest pair of jugs.
THESE WOUNDS WONT SEEM TO HEALthis pain is just too realTHERE'S JUST SO MUCH THAT TIME WILL NOOOOOT EEERAASEAND YOU CRYYYYYYI IIIIIIII'DWIPE AWAY ALLLLLLL OF YOUR TEARSAND I HEEEEELD YOURRRRR HANDTHROUGH ALLLL OF THESE YEARSBUT YOU STILL HAVE AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLof meeeeee
>>220296032>Video games are artlol no
>>220296126Why not?
>>220296126they are the pinnacle of photorealismmaybe you have been misled by all those avant garde movements of the earlier 20th century
being labeled 'art' means literally nothing
Realistically to be a sucessful counter-feiter it just has to be good enoughYou could counter-feit a bunch & then just make a ton of small purchases. Cashiers only ever closely inspect large bills for large purchases
>>220296142 unc gamer list
For me its GTA San Andreas
For me it's sex with your mom and dad
>>220296142Where do these kids get the money to have an entire gaming PC setup complete with multiple consoles just so they can stream on Twitch all day? They're all just nepo scum I guess right?
>>220296193https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/762611-largest-counterfeiting-operation-individual
>>220296142>literally who is a retardif you care even a little bit i hope you're flayed alive by the cartel
SEVERE lack of casual shooters right now, bro i just want to crank some music and shoot some noobs
We have to support Trump. He WILL stop the deep state.
>Sell item at night>Ship it in the morning>Arrives quick>Buyer wants a refund >Refund him immediately>Still hasn't returned the itemLazy ass crakkka
Canadian geese are so cute. I want to hug one and possibly give one a quick kiss on the cheek or on the head. They probably would get mad at me though and hiss if I tried to kiss one of them
>>220296246Remember when the price of consoles would decrease over time?
>>220296246I voted for this
>>220296277They have a vicious bite.
>>220296064That isn't even the best song that Flyleaf did.
>>220296277They aren't your friend.
NEW>>220296307
>>220296273You got played lol
>>220296246cumputer don't fail me now.
corrjust extrapolated the poobergizationpropa good diss>>220296277saw woman feeding wild geese by hand ages ago
roommate having a tempy tantrum again