shepherd edition
get the 'tex posted
>>220346174*ambles contentedly into the thread*baaaaahhhhhh
shitting out a poo
>New posted at the same time Firefox is the only browser that actually has a decent full-screen function that allows you to pop out of full screen easily just by hovering over the top of the screen with your cursor. I cannot understand why Chrome or Brave don't allow you to do that.
>>220346179it's insane how geographically illiterate the average person isi bet if you asked 100 people to point out poland on a map like 10 would be able to
Does anyone else here just hate football. It's slop designed to keep the mindless masses entertained. Why does anyone care about it?
>>220346207chrome does that "easy" is pressing F11
>>220346208white women love they immieswould be funny if she got killed by an afghan LOL haha
>>220346223I prefer tennis and golf
ordered a sewing machine to adjust my trousers myself
>>220346179thats a bit late to learn that innit>>220346183thats also reasonable
>>220346223>Why does anyone care about it?because it's sport and humans have been watching spectator sports for thousands of yearsit's like asking why do people like music
I don't feel so good ladsDon't think I will be able to post with you this evening
>>220346228maybe anyone is lovable compred to you
Been raining all fucking daySick of it
Work at 8am. Finish round 5. Hoes talk down, you don't see them outside.
>>220346213>>220346207>>220346223fucking revenge of the nerds here tonight
>>220346223Get this cunt hatted
>>220346262odd post x
>>220346246and because mousey wanted to learn sewing to make a cock sock
>>220346246I once got some place to do it and it didn't cost much
>>220346223it's fun to watch and it's also nice to get together with your friends and neighbours to support your local team, but it will be racist to do so eventually
>>220346267It’s Spring innit
>>220346179i never partook in the /int/ tradition of making fun of american's woeful geography and history knowledge because i know if you asked random british people the same questions they would be even more embarrassing
>>220346226Doing so kicks you completely out of fullscreen and you need to press it again if you want to get back into fullscreen. Not as good or as intuitive as the way Firefox does it. Gay sex.
>>220346286>it's fun to watchDon't know about that, but I do enjoy watching the world cup and euros with /sp/.
yeah bro they are totally going to take away your bread and circuits, the thing that is stopping you right now from taking action against that racist thing
>>220346228let's hope to god she does. i'll piss on her grave
It’s circus not circuits but yeah
>>220346223i like international football and making fun of whoever loses on /sp/
>>220346302dont know what you mean by that but you can just press F11 twice if you need to do FN and F11 you can change that in BIOS
Toil in 7 and a half hours. Should go to bed soon.
>>220346315that's how it is for most games on /sp/ just the lads having a laugh. come join the england match thread on tuesday
>>220346223my mum watches it but I've lost interest
Mental how "Britain for the British" was already a controversial statement back in 1937.
get the ritalin abused
>>220346371How’s he managed that
>>220346377The jews need to die for what they've done to this country and others.
>>220346341>F11the what now
phwoarhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774711603405956.mp4
>>220346377looks like amy winehouse
>>220346174
>>220346377is that real
>>220346190
>>220346404serves you right lul for using a woman keyboard
>>220346377distinctive nose
>>220346408>her gock is bigger than minephwoar
>>220346413Easy to spot them when most have the same nose.
>>220346377wtf people hated da joos before WW2? probably why they holocausted themsleves again desu
clavicular just died
lmao I filtered british flags lmao what am i like should turn that off I guess
>>220346453fuck off mate don’t play games
>>220346451erm yeah they've been hated for 2000 years haven't they
>>220346457Go filter yourself
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
I need to smell Emma Watson’s gas.
aand hes back
i dont believe gay men can be incels
>>220346550diego is
>>220346550Sodomy isn't sex
the pre toil 'toil>>>/s/22360561
Tick tock cagers :)
>>220346550mind the homophobia
Epcot’s UK pavilion serves hard cider and shepherd’s pie
>>220346566I only like nice girls
raping an entity
>>220346593basedwho is she x
mad how the meat tastes different in different countries
>>220346586not tomorra
Cagers paying their entire days salary just to get to work that week HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220346611crazy rightI loved the beef in the UK and Netherlands, its better than ours. But our pork mogs I think.
>>220346607artsy tatted girl from Cambridge. Married now
>>220346593sucking on five guys
>>220346634that’s also true for spain. the beef in the uk is better, pork and lamb better here
>>220346640Timmy’s sisterShe ready to settleDown now after uni x
How easy is it to buy organ meats in the Yookay?
pack of Doritos in the shop was £2.70. I'm craving Doritos but I will never entertain such bullshit. It should be £1.70 at most
>>220346654yeah your pork is famously very good
>>220346662sup mouldie x
>>220346665Get own brand onesSame thingMade in the same factory
>>220346663quite easy you can get liver, kidney and heart in a lot of supermarkets
>>220346663what about you?
>>220346377People had tattoos in the 30s?
>>220346663Some supermarkets like Morrisons sell liver, heart and kidney. Others only sell liver. Most sell haggis but some sell cheap haggis only made from lungs.
>>220346691Yeah nice one dr frankenstein
It rainy
Caught 14lb of fish today (yesterday)
>>220346663easy at butchers
>>220346714im listening to Ocean Drive by Lighthouse Family
Okay you lot harp on about it a lot but is it actually legal to shag a 17 year old I’m assuming not
might rip my own head off and hold it while riding around on a horse
>>220346718hell yeah, what kind?
>>220346718where you do that? what fish? carp?
mares
>>220346736why would you need to know not like you'll be doing any shagging
>>220346736yes, the aoc is 16
>>220346736as long as you're not in a position of authority yeah
>>220346698It’s impossible to find pork liver at most major supermarkets here
>>220346757being a man is always that lel
'za out of the 'ven and onto my 'late oh yes
>>220346758What do you want pork liver for?
>>220346768ktim like an hour ago
>>220346758it's the opposite in my local store, they always have pork liver but rarely beef so I have to go to the chain supermarket. ever have duck hearts? it's my favorite organ meat, so tasty, and they are pretty cheap and don't have the texture and taste of livers
>>220346701Yeah, a lot of pirates in the Caribbean had tattoos.
>>220346768not had a good za in time
>>220346740Babushka>>220346742A small club lake hold a large stock of roach so I used a 4 metre fishing whip, getting one fish every minute. It's not like catching massive fish, but just the total amount is cool to see
>>220346773It’s gert lush
>>220346806Huh?
Not going to sleep because if I fall asleep I wake up in the morning and have to toil and i really dont want to do that at all
>>220346821it’s a hard knock life, for us
>>220346802wow nice. you sell them?
Morrisons does Gressingham duck liver on offer for £1 sometimes. Very nice with some cheap cooking bacon, mash and spring greens
gfstein and catberg teaming up to drive me bloody mental. Hate these little bastards
>>220346802Nice, here this is called Chervenoperka which means Redfin
>>220346847begin the construction of the you know what
>>22034683199% of places in the UK is catch and release. More because we don't eat coarse fish here, so there isn't a market for it. Well not anymore anyway, also allows the fish to get bigger to catch next time. Especially with the carp lakes we have considering large carp are a few grand each, can't be killing and selling those. Trout fish farms you can keep them.
love /brit/ in the early morn
>>220346893ktim
This world is shit. It is rotten, filthy, nauseating. Piss and rape and vomit and gore. Every day people are killed brutally for no good reason. Every day people are tortured and abused for no good reason. It makes me sick. Humanity makes me sick. You all make me sick. I make me sick.
Rorke down Brighton pier catching and releasing afghanis
>>220346910Cute I remember when I was 15
Love silent comedy, me
>>220346922You numb and blind yourself to the pain and declare it maturity. What a joke.
>>220346922when i was 15 i was full of joy more and more i think like him
>>220346930Being detached from the suffering of others is necessary for survival in this world.
>>220346930I just accept the fact I can't do anything about it apart from trying to be a good person
>>220346950>>220346960I can't do this. I simply suffer.
british women unironically look like this lmao
>homer bimpson
>>220346987jawmogs me
>>220346930It's survival and they are not your sins. focus on improving your own lot and you will be happier
>>220346945>being happy as a teenagerturbonormie shit FONT
the parasite would say it's 1:16am
>>220346980Have you thought about going to britfeel?
I see more people fuming about the possibility that there are people that don’t like tattoos than actual people who don’t like tattoos giving a shit
There's a 1.4 billion people in China.Bound to be at least one fella shagging his own arse at any given moment.
>>220346910You remind me of Matt from Game On>Nice out? Nice out?! Its not nice out. Its scum out. Mess out. Dirt out. Filth out. Puss out.
>>220347028They have small penises the chinese
>hardback edition is cheaper than the paperbackuhmm...
>>220347067what does it mean ...
He appears to be considering the purchase of a bookI for one cannot wait to find out what happens next!
>>220347029screm
I think she went too far
When are they going to get people living on other planets and shit
cadbury scream egg
cadburys cream poo
>>220347102the modern world as we know it was mostly invented in ww2, so we're going to need ww3 to happen first to spur on the tech innovation we need for it to happen
cadburys cream pie
>>220347132just got a bonar from this poast
Mars is the only terraformable planet in our system
cadburys poo arse
>>220347147We should do that
Why would anyone like Emma Watson knowing she got ravaged by Weinstein and all his friends? Pretty cucked mentality to me
rorke punching his willy and doing a poo and scrombobulating at a bradders and seasidemark is also there and he he was SENT that freak flying and client eastward
is spongebob gay
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey, who knows ball, has been contacted for the Spurs job
>>220347166its guys who grew up lusting after her in Harry Potter. First celeb crush an all that
>>220347180screamhowl
>>220347180ktim
>>220347188I want us in the championship. Fuck the premier.
>>220347204Toby no, they won't give you the job if you do that
>>220347147it's not, it doesn't have a magnetosphere to protect against solar radiation
We'll never leave the earthMaybe some science bases on the moon 50 years from nowMaybe put a man on mars in 100 Maybe a science base on Mars in 200That'll be the end of it more or less
Just pooed myself on the sofa x
the clocks just went backwards
Clocks go forward by 24 hours every day Don't get the fuss like
just raped myself
just finished off the bag of Minstrels. Best bagged chocs that.
sir alan poogar
Must be hard being a hedgehogYou try to shag and get cut on your lovers spines
>>220347147Venus is a much better candidate if we removed the atmosphere
leftypol asking for the "gay pringles"
>>220347284Often think about shagging hedgehogs do you?
Shan't reply to thatI wonder which species Sonic is supposed to be
>>220347265for me it's milky way magic stars
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
They replaced the cocoa butter and cocoa fats in Cadburys with palm oil and now it tastes like faeces
>>220347307We only have European hedgehogs here. What kinda do you have?
>>220347325wouldn't you like to know kiwi boy
>>220347307He's from Christmas Island
Do you know that the average single man can go months or even years without non-sexual physical touch. No hugs. No hand-holding. No comforting pat on the back?The only time many men experience gentle touch is from a barber or a paid sex worker.This condition is called 'Skin Hunger,' and it leads to severe depression and anxiety. Society has labeled male touch as 'predatory' or 'creepy,' so men have learned to starve themselves of human contact just to make women feel comfortable. They are dying of loneliness in a crowded room.
>>220347358I have this only im trans
Sir Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi
>>220347384what did this fella actually say or doi only know he was globohomo according to /pol/
>>220347358Just have sex
>>220347401It's impossible to suffer in Brazil You could go to the favela and get cocaine and a 10/10 tranny gf in 5 minutes, or you could go to the beach and play football, smoke cigars, listen to the bossa nova
>His father, who spoke sixteen languages and embraced travel as the only means of prolonging life yet died in his forties,
rorke getting the zoomies and running around his garden
>>220347392He was a jew who was a proponent of pan europeanism and was pro mass migration
>>220347401leftypol and rorke down the pub
>>220347401I live in the midwestern rural area 2 thousand kilometers from the closest beach, I have never seen a jew, a muslim or a homosexual.
www.ebay.com/itm/366270501236
>>220347416He wasn't Jewish, he was something even more terrible and monstrous: a hapa male.
Rorke is a bigot not some sort of cute and cuddly animal I’m sick of the rorke discord trying to make this a thing
>>220347435WARNING VIRUS: DO NOT CLICK!!!!
rorke on some genuine freak shit
Rorke smearing poo all over his body and bedroom walls in protest of being asked to tidy his room
Homosexuality evolved as a kind of genetic safety net, so that children who were orphaned would have adults in the tribe who could raise themAbrahamic religions came along and claimed being gay is le bad and evil and humanity has never since recovered
Right team I'm going bed soon played some Dragon Quest XI got Veronica and Selene in the party now did get triggered when I tried entering the women's hot springs and an NPC character said I was a man and not allowed in had to remind myself it's just a game
>>220347439Why are these Eurasian bastards so evil?
>>220347480You’re like those East Germans that gave orphans over to be raised by pedophiles
>>220347487Lol
>>220347487scream
>>220347487Why did he say you were a man? What do you look like in the game
>>220347480retarded biotruth nonsense
>>220347505You are deranged naziyank, nobody cares what you say or takes you seriously
Lol, absolute desperation from HMG. Oh yeah we completely dismantled our gas storage to save a few bob and um, if everyone could stop hoarding so this doesn't come back and massively bite us on the ass that'd be great.Hope the rest of the G7 tell us to get fucked
mad how
Homosexuality is upper class decadence
just eated a bee
>>220347514I have to play as a man there was no option to be female worst part is I entered my actual name as the character name so now every time someone refers to my name with male pronouns I feel like dying
>>220347574That sounds rough and can’t be good for your mental health
screaming
Porn's way more difficult to quit than drinking. It's everywhere, like a few to several hundred attractive women on X and then that's all that shows up. Everywhere here. Everywhere I go there's porn.
>>220347574Tell it to the PIP assessor not us, remember to say "it not right"
>>220346640>tattoosdropped
Love the sound of gentle rain on the window when it's dark. Nothing better
>>220347627*shits on your window so hard it shakes the glass*
>>220347627Incel shit
Shagging Employed Woman right up her strait of hormuz
sticking my arse on ebay
>>220347632>>220347640behave
Going sleeps now team got to be up tomorrow as the Sainsbury's man is delivering my shopping
>>220347627*biomass drives past blasting out de cronem's premium tunes on max volume
waiting for sunberg to reveal itself before I go to beddie bo bo
a lot of peole know me by my nickname Wheelman
>>220347676doesn't happeni'm a village man
>>220347701Is your village like Midsomer Murders?
doing a bladee listen aren't I
>>220347741can i fuck your pretty arse
I need Emma Watson’s bum in my face.
Ready Salted walkers ARE peng
>>220347749not at the moment sorry
>>220347800;_;
>>220346910Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help things turn out for the bestAndAlways look on the bright side of lifeAlways look on the light side of lifeIf life seems jolly rottenThere's something you've forgottenAnd that's to laugh and smile and dance and singWhen you're feeling in the dumpsDon't be silly chumpsJust purse your lips and whistle, that's the thingAndAlways look on the bright side of life(Come on)Always look on the right side of lifeFor life is quite absurdAnd death's the final wordYou must always face the curtain with a bowForget about your sinGive the audience a grinEnjoy it, it's your last chance anyhowSo always look on the bright side of deathA just before you draw your terminal breathLife's a piece of shitWhen you look at itLife's a laugh and death's a joke, it's trueYou'll see it's all a showKeep 'em laughin' as you goJust remember that the last laugh is on youAndAlways look on the bright side of lifeAlways look on the right side of life
might drink a sip of water i might just do that you know
Just a sip of water myself but you don't see me bragging
any teacher's pet man inwas a right good student me
Gorillas are the only other great apes that have glutes like humans do
so hyperpop is just music where the gimmick is that it doesn't sound good. what's that all about.
>>220347870its ironic or somethingyou just dont get it
>>220347856got a webm that proves this but don't want to post it
>>220347898>>220347898>>220347898New
>>220347908s
Want to sleep but my bedroom and especially the mattress and/or bedding is full of mold or dust or something. As soon as I lay my head down to sleep I feel it in my throat. Ten seconds later I feel it in my lungs.Absolutely knackered. Been up since 5am yesterday. Had 2 hours sleep tonight before I woke up coughing. Now I'm just sat in the living room slowly going mental. Might have a gin and tonic with a slice of lemon.
Why does /brit/ have so many schizos, gimmicks and freaks
>>220347900I have the pictures to prove it don’t worry
>>220347926nothing to be done mate, just have to endure it, such is life
A cuddle with Jack o algo
https://soundcloud.com/twelvroses/forever-resting-on-gilded-wings#t=6%3A55
>>220347927Reckon there's a mental hospital somewhere where the orderlies just tell all the in-patients to go on /brit/ because it keeps them happy and out of trouble.I've said it before, we should be paid carers allowance for keeping some of these freaks off the street.
>>220347968It would make sense because some posts put here would almost instantly get you sectioned
Right, it's goon time
>>220347927i really don't knowyou'd think they would get bored after spamming their gimmicks for like a week but they do it for YEARS
wtf why do ps5s cost like 5 trillion dollarydoos
/brit/ is a defect general (when it comes to slay the spire)
>>220347927/brit/ hasn't been organic for years, this place is a psychological experiment
Remember: replacement is just a myth.
>>220348014>reddit filename
>>220347993You have cretins like heatherpaedo, gingerpaedo and emmayank who sit and spam their autistic obsessions for literal years, meanwhile even freaks like gyaldempaedo take a few weeks off every now and then
https://vocaroo.com/1n0rShYwjwAL
anyone seen any good fillums recently?
the newberg migrate when ready
And just like thatThe weekend is overToil on the morrowForever and ever
these meds i'm on have made it physically impossible to get out of bedberg before noon
>>220348053lazy cunt lozenges?
>>220348053mirtazapine?
getting a haircut tomorrow B)
can someone explain the "sip of water" meme? don't dumb it down.
wen u see pangpang yelling at timmy in public
>>220348081hope it’s shit and the barber is mean
>>220348081>he pays for haircuts
Find this webm hysterical
>>220348020Well spotted champ. Medal's in the post.
>>220348079bingo
>>220348098most gypsy webm ive ever seen
>>220348098This is essentially how I view all non-WASPs and northern europeans
>>220348096who said I'm going to the barbers
I am once again expressing my hatred for r/redscarepod
>>220348098can smell this .mp4, would rather not smell it again
sucking on a golfball
>>220348129you did. You said "i'm getting a hair-cut at the barber's and I'm paying 30 quid for it".
>>220348143why?
Just seen someone in another thread refer to the generation gap as "broke younglins vs cruisemaxxing leatherskins" lol
just came up with a cool idea for a stellaris dlc. a time machine crisis. one player builds a galactic scale time reverse machine. if they succeed, the entire galaxy, except for the shielded capital, reverses back to the starting year. the crisis player keeps all their technologies but loses everything else since whatever was built outside the shielded world have decayed. other players are back to year one but can salvage the ruins of their future empires for resources and technologies.
>>220348204a few years ago it used to be funny and the people there weren't annoying like normal redditorsbut now there's a culture of people who try to act as "redscare" as possible by acting aloof and smug and it's all very gayALSO there's been an influence of normalfag women who post there now who have replaced the indigenous foids who were far funnier and less normgroidishthat's my spergout done
I always thought kinder was a German brand but apparently it's Italiankinder does not sound like an italian word
>>220348241I want Anna to slap my balls
>>220348241just unsub from it
>>220348251italy has border regions with austria doesn't it jannik sinner is from there I think
>>220347815I was waiting for the reveal where it shows she is 20 stone now but it never came
>>220348269i'm already banned from there x>>220348266same
blackpilling myself on chat gippity
Not showered since Tuesday.
>>220348277The only permaban I have on 'eddit is r/harrypotter
>>220348292based
>>220348292what's stopping you? concerns about water bills?
have a ban on r/pics for posting the letter N
I'm blacklisted on r/eu4, only god knows why
>>220348306what fortransphobia i reckon
>>220348236If they went back in time why would there be ruins of their future empires?
remember the rock vs rap wars
>>220348341commented about race swapped snape when it was announced
>>220348310i dont like the feel of showering
>>220348389ktim
>>220348389Isn't sex work legalized in Britain?
>>220348389kahtim. kahtim! KAHTIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! *rapes this post*
>>220348404sc
my bghbj m
>>220348441>>220348441
