latex edishold: >>220361883
rape rape rape
shitting a nigger
/brit/ is a pro-dog general
watching john lennox btfo atheists
get the pakis deportedget the refugees outget the britain restored
... back to bed early ... phew ... pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP/WTA Tennis on Sky sports Tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220364289really wasnt worth posting the first time
saw this chap from the tick tocks in canada water overground station once and he looked at me and i looked at him then he smirked as if i was going to go up to him and say i know you from the tick tocks but i just walked past him because i didnt want to give him the satisfaction
employed women's aldi uniform after double shifts
>>220364293>... back to bed early ... phew ...BUSY FUCKING DAY TIM? YEAH, I BET
>>220364286you can tell he's the type of guy who'll end up marrying a brown woman
Watching bub games and drinking beer
>>220364311me on /brir/
>>220364293why is the telly at that angle
>>220364311litrilly me in 40 minutes or so
>>220364320Irish?
>>220364293what if I reached through the screen and tickled those warm piggies?
Had a dream last night I was back in primary school and this girl fancied me and wrote me a letter to ask me out but she worded it as>Can we be boyfriend and girlfriend And I stormed out of the room crying because I'm a girl not a man
on the buh
what's tim's job
don't reply to it
got called a "nigga" in tesco
>>220364293comfy set-up our tim's got there
corrr love china me
>>220364374was driving and a negro walked out in front of me and yelled "really nigger" and he backed up back onto the sidewalk. was in company truck. oopsie!
>>220364387Starmer needs to step in
>>220364357He's in a care home because he kept pretending to fall over so he could stay in hospital indefinitely.Unlike our seasideMARK, a national treasure, Tim doesn't litter pick or volunteer
going to cop these
Don't post that again, please
poo poo pee poo
2000 posts a month btw
how did tim get his facial scar?
it was real bad this month
>>220364410seasideFART
the singular timposter has been on a roll today
wat happen to arsewog xx
>>220364455all me btw
>>220364293Is this bloke non-verbal?
tim is white britain personified
every /brit/ post is actually posted by a nazi scientist's brain that's kept in a jar in japan
>>220364411Deans in a cardboard box?!MADNESS
>>220364506keep it on reddit next time yeah?
fat girl won mastermind :)
employed woman anal creampie
>>220364293bit meta but its crazy how obsessed we are of screens as a species
>>220364528:)
>>220364525hurt my feelings this reply did
how do i delete posts
>>220364497What happens if all the whites end up like tim, being kept in the home whilst the browns run the country?
>>220364553im sorry mate it was wrong of me, its been a difficult day and i took it out on you. it not right
What is up with this brand of Yankoid who is perpetually butthurt over being circumcised as a kid and whines about it 24/7 all over the internet>>>/adv/34388728Not even a recent thing either, I've been seeing posts like this going on at least 15 years at this point.
>Verity Fleetwood-Lawposh name
>>220364531those who complain about it are low iq meanwhile circumcised pornstars just get on with it and have a blast
>>220364405What's he doing in there?
>>220364555my parents told me when you post something it's there forever. Sorry
>>220364528I'd smash her phat pussy and sling my vile muck right up her fannard without hesitation
Remember that the /Britfeel/ cockroach posts about Tim the rest of us /Brit/ posters hate Tim we are a seasideMARK general and always have been
>>220364573what a bizarre thing to notice and care about i can only suspect you are circumcised yourself
>>220364575>Verity (Truth)>Truth Law
>>220364568:)
wish i wasnt such an autistic retard i can't understand emojis. what the fuck does the hands covering the face partially emoji supposed to mean?
the post so nice he posted it twice!
>>220364293Tim is a reminder of how many unlucky people there are in the world
>>220364601ktimfucking love the fatties
>>220364603I have to agree with you on that and I am sure I speak for all /brit/izens
>>220364603you are my anal slave
>>220364603that mark guy gives me the creeps
>>220364601what a horrible turn of phrase you have
>>220364628embarrassed or shy
>>220364605I'm uncircumcised and have severe lifelong phimosis. I fucking desperately wish I was circumcised as a baby. Then I would've lost my virginity aged 17 (when I was first offered sex) and would've lived a totally normal life from then onwards.I cannot fathom the mindset of Americans who spend a lifetime throwing a tantrum because a doctor snipped off a useless flap of skin from their willy when they were too young to even remember it.
almost posted something mean about that fat girl but then I felt bad typing it out
my Mastermind specialist subject would be Doctor Who
fucking hate seaside mark and all the little /britfeel/ worms that post about him to be honest
hardcore bum sex in the aldi shrewsbury warehouse backroom
>>220364575Her dad Dane is a professor of History
*GETS YOU*
punish my arse team
>>220364667alright yeah that explains it then
>>220364575Poshos on University Challenge? Well I never
the 'za
held the door open for an foid today and she smiled at melater virgins
naked taekwondo with a greased up employed woman
>>220364719this nigga landed on the surface of the za
>>220364721fakecel
>>220364692Does Britain have Victorian Age protestant work ethic bedtime stories like "[child] didn't do enough overtime and went straigt to hell because God hates him"?
>>220364719looks like you're sailing the seas of cheese
>>220364667>I cannot fathom the mindset of >Americans who spend a lifetime throwing a tantrum >I fucking desperately wish I was circumcised as a baby. Then I would've lost my virginity aged 17 (when I was first offered sex) and would've lived a totally normal life from then onwards.You're doing the exact same thing but about being uncircumcised. And you're worse than them because you could get circumcised but choose to carry on complaining instead.
I have phimosis too, don't really care tho
I don't have phimosis
feel like i could have pooed more today
rorke getting wine drunk and crying to holding back the years
thinking back to primary schoolremembering the sting of getting hit full force by a size 1 football
>>220364531i would be extremely upset if i were tbfits a very fucked up practice
>>220364633could be a lot worse, at least tim has a wealthy family paying for his care, instead he could be schizo AND homeless
seasidemark is just a low-class, loutish cretintim has a more interesting backstory
>>220364564nothing
he'll make 2500 by the end of tomorrow
>>220364775that's why you're never gonna get that promotion
>>220364682If I got hold of sacked tranny, I'd split his arse cheeks in two and use his arse as a urinal, then I'd fuck it, then I'd make him suck the remnants off my knobule. Gay if you wouldn't desu
Anon losing out on sex because of a penis issueMe losing out on sex because every single female human hates me
nothing wrong with hitting your children. cant reason with undeveloped minds so reprimanding them with force is the only thing they understand
>>220364798Irish diaspora Reddit post
>>220364795seasideMARK lived in Egypt and speaks Arabic. Tim did what? Spent one year at a American uni and based his entire identity around it? He had a few shitty roles as a background character on television? Come off it cockroach.seasideMARK is our hero
>>220364798such is the fate of a society that has abandoned God Most english people have been lead to believe life is a mere biochemical accident and your only purpose is to have as much pleasure and wealth as possible before you return to the void
>>220364755How does that happen? I'm always playing with my willy and have a normal foreskin so when I learned about phimosis I was taken aback about how a problem could even develop.
he was lying about all that btw because he got some arabic bloke's post delivered to his houseshows how little you know sacked tranny
>>220364817what if he grows up and slaps you around when you’re weaker
220364856dont reply to me again paedophile
>>220364827why are you a tranny obsessed with this random old man
>>220364823shouldn’t the irish diaspora be more communitarian and family oriented? since they’re catholic and the irish tend to have large families? isn’t your full obsession proving the irish are like the brown and black peoples of the earth and not like the rational individualist anglo-saxons?
>>220364752>You're doing the exact same thing but about being uncircumcised.Difference is that having phimosis has meaningful negative affects on a man's life. It makes it functionally impossible to have sex without risking a brutal penile injury. Whereas circumcision just means you lose a flap of skin, lose some feeling during intercourse (which you wouldn't even realise if you'd been circ'd at birth), and have to use lube when wanking. Oh no, what a horror.>And you're worse than them because you could get circumcised but choose to carry on complaining instead.I'm too squeamish. I can't stomach the thought of doctors snipping at my penis, even if I'm put to sleep while it happens. All people who had adult circumcision also report that the following weeks/months afterwards involve excruciating, debilitating pain if your exposed penis so much as even brushes against any other object.
>>220364872they're both useless fat cunts with massive heads
cute indian woman at my work is my gf now :)
ironic
>>220364889:)
do you reckon seasidemark and employed woman shagged? imagine the smell
snapchat discover is vile. nothing more than advertising base pleasures of the flesh through “relatable memes”
>>220364872>why are you a tranny obsessed with this random old manTrans women frequently have very odd sexual fascinations with old/fat/ugly men. Even the fit ones have very strange taste in men usually.
sir biochemical accident
tim was an extra in dead poets societywhats mark ever done besides stink up every room he's been in
>>220364889wish I had a cute gf and wasn't a massively autistic permavirgin freak lol x
>>220364845Just a genetic thing, my Dad has it too.
keep picking my skinthink it's ocd or something
>>220364927he doesn't even have that stinking disease
>>220364872>>220364887Cockroach replying to itself now it is fuming at seeing a happy trans woman
>>220364575prefer ella dorn myself
the comic that broke leftymong
rory mate...
>>220364928This might sound like weak advice, but you really have to learn to like yourself. Trust me on that.
bouncing out a poo
>>220364837what's the purpose of a christian? to convert others regardless of their skin color? to build wells in Africa? It has some serious flaws too, some lines of thought that have led to this predicamentthe chinese and japanese aren't so concerned with having no culture or being overwhelmed by foreigners and they're non-religious
I have medium functioning aspd+npd
I had phimosis but my doctor got me on a stretching regimen when I was like five and it was a non-issue after that. Now my penis has been inside of several vaginas
why is everybody on the internet obsessed with kids and paedophiles
>>220364953you're not happy at all every day you post on here about how sad you are
>>220364960why do boomers call it chatgbt
>>220364798Jews are the only ones out of those I feel envious of because they aren't even required to be properly religious, they can just go to a less-observant Reform synagogue or something and still get to participate in all the fun holidays and ceremonies and feel Jewish, without being expected to be a fuddy-duddy who believes in every single minute detail of Judaism. As a Christian or Muslim you can't really get away with that.I wish England had remained Pagan so that we could have a similar kind of ethno-religion which is based more around family and ceremony rather than belief.
>>220364977you have boringcuntitisonly infectious if you start writing boring fucking posts on /brit/
don't know why cut dicks complain when all the pleasure comes from the prostate anyway
yeah can you both stop larping like 19th century thinkers in a smokey snooker club back room
i love trannies, they're like women but without the bs.
ayo chatgbt is we gettin another stinulus check
my university challenge wife
>>220364998grow up
>>220364954why is someone standing behind her? support human?
>>220364998What and people talking about taking shits is good entertainment
>>220364994that’s not really a religion then is it. religion requires belief. what you wish for is ethnic homogeneity and a culture in which its members love and care for one another and have large families. In which communities are intact. Christian England had this.A big gripe I have with neo-pagan wannabes is that they fundamentally do not believe in the supernatural or transcendent. They just think religion is a neat social mechanism they can tweak as they see fit.
>>220365024deranged
> Afternoon team, just had a latte in a café (I have mental health problems and anxiety) and don't know what to do with my cup. Do I leave it on the table and leave? It seems rude. Do I return it to the counter? The staff are busy and serving other customers>what's the standard British protocol here
>>220364960AI seems to have just utterly brainrotted practically everyone between the ages of 35 to 70, they just put all of their faith in this new and untested technology immediately without even questioning it. Very weird to have new tech come out and its more readily adopted by the old than it is by the young. I don't think that has ever happened before.
Let's do a recapEmployed Woman>Employed at best paying supermarket in the UK >Doing a STEM degree>Polyglot>Does martial arts >Enough money for a house deposit>Multiple hobbies and interestsCockroach>Obese and 4'9>Only has half a ham sandwich and an empty Pringle tube to it's name>Spends all day on /Brit/ because has nothing better to do>Never been employed and never will. Will likely kill itself when it's benefits dry up>Uneducated and stupid because it is a cockroach
i had a wank to one of employed woman's youtube videos today. it was the one with the monster energy drink review at the park. I spunked all over the keyboard at the moment she was talking about taekwondo sessions and the russian language exam she had coming up
>>220365061Please find Jesus Christ
>>220365061kysssss
chapbgt one of my bollocks is slightly larger than the other is this normal
EW copying off of mousey's parasite gimmick because he sees how much attention it gets him.
>>220365034moron
I developed aspd cuz my parents raped me, neglected me, beat me, screamed at me. My older brother would beat me and strangle me.I got them all back as an adult, I pushed my dad down the stairs, knocked on my older bro and screamed at my mum until she ran offThoughts?
>>220365061Employed Woman>isn't a womanscream
>>220365100this is not good. you should try to reconcile with your family
noticed a trend of rich blacks going on youtube posting their "reviews" of travelling on business or first class and complaining about everything
>>220365100not good
>>220365100bruh
>>220365100aspd stands for a spastic police department (of which you are the sole officer and the head of said police department)
Listening to Oingo Boingo
>>220365110
>>220365086yh think so x
He's here!!
mental how sacked tranny's even started trying to take mousey's parasite gimmick, thus proving that he is actually a parasite
rorke says it's only for one night but it's got the green top
>>220365100two wrongs don't make a right now you're just as bad as they are
>>220365139ok thank youis waitrose open on good friday
>>220365042>what you wish for is ethnic homogeneity and a culture in which its members love and care for one another and have large families. In which communities are intact.Yeah, I want the ceremony and the traditions and the holidays and the songs and the art and the cathedrals, without being asked to completely transform my life to accommodate beliefs which are alien to me.>Christian England had this.Not without being absolutely required to sincerely believe that Jesus is God and that everything described in the New Testament literally happened etc.I have fundamental issues with the Christian worldview, and especially their view of the afterlife. Not just the "non-believers go to hell" thing. But their vision of heaven is also profoundly strange. You don't get to see your deceased parents/grandparents or your wife or whatever, you just float around as an ethereal spirit praising God for all eternity. For some reason the average British "Christian" doesn't even realise this and still believes the pop-culture myth that Christian heaven is a big comfy paradise where you get to pet your dog that died 20 years ago, or play video games with your uncle who died of cancer.
sneed
>>220365140never noticed the cute enby behind him in the sunday club jumperincredibly autistic walk
>>220365113African tribal scarification on a tranny's belly
just learned what windows + . does
For me, it’s gymskin
i wonder who could be writing these novels….
something just went up my arse
>>220365176>you just float around as an ethereal spirit praising God for all eternity.???? Think you're very confused
Live at home with me mumReally want to move out I've lived on my own before for a good few years, so I know what it's like and I miss it
>>220365140nigga neck a fucking right angle
>>220364254Anne Hathaway is perfection
pouring fucking wine all onver the plasce just pissed ont he fucking bin who the fuckign hellc fares you fuckign CUNS
>>220365216goyim is ready to pay rent
>>220365176this is what it looks like
>>220364488need you gone, sunshine
>>220365175...yh
>>220365235Shit on the floor next. Do it or else you're a fucking weak poofter.
>>220365280shitting hell
>>220365202
>>220365253pml that he didn't realise after tapping the shoulder several times
>>220365300decay
There are places I'll rememberAll my life though some have changedSome forever not for betterSome have gone and some remainAll these places had their momentsWith lovers and friends I still can recallSome are dead and some are livingIn my life I've loved them allBut of all these friends and loversThere is no one compares with youAnd these memories lose their meaningWhen I think of love as something newThough I know I'll never lose affectionFor people and things that went beforeI know I'll often stop and think about themIn my life I love you moreThough I know I'll never lose affectionFor people and things that went beforeI know I'll often stop and think about themIn my life I love you moreIn my life I love you more
For me, it's gymforeskin
rorke coming out the end of the ghost train in tears
>>220365291im not a fuckign POOFTER you fuckign sunccunt so fuck off
>>220365280her boobs are really big!
I'd die for Israel
>>220365061Would rather make babies with Roach, educated women are the worst.
>>220365306deano my lad
>>220365280right thats some big bobies innit
Phoebe what happened
>>220365300Rorke will blame brown people, but the real problem is growing wealth inequality, caused by rich bastards hoarding their riches and dodging tax
>>220365362yeah, the jews
>>220365280alas
spaki back on his redditor persona
>>220365358age maybe
dont post leaked content
>>220365381still nice
>>220365361>>220365381nice size>>220365372too big
just seen a reverse of the gimmick where someone posts and image and someone else posts a tiny thumbnail version
just leaked content all over me kecks aha x
can we get an update from the lad who pissed on his bin?
>>220364254she was so fucking good as catwoman
>>220365427convincing some of you just bullshit"lad who pissed in his bin"you are a lying cunt nobody did that
trukerino
>>220365362>the real problem is growing wealth inequality, caused by rich bastards hoarding their riches and dodging taxAnd also importing gorillions of third-world impoverished freaks who will work for pennies and live in squalid conditions in HMOs, so they don't have to bother paying fair wages.Mass immigration happened because capitalism doesn't fundamentally care about anything other than "make line go up infinitely, forever". Cultures, nations, and first-world living standards are an obstacle to that. They'd like the whole world to be clones of India or Brazil instead.
>>220365426corr
so there's two of you called pissbin now, both for different reasons
>>220365216same but i don't miss living on my own
>>220365362>infinite tax can pay for infinite biomassIs not an enticing message>increased upper-band tax and nationalised infrastructure can pre-empt the purported "need" for biomass importation which only serves capitalism and crony-capitalismwill win the rorkes over to the side of socialism - but that's not what "the left" is about, is it
>>220365306just watched ten minutes of clips of him on youtube and didn't think he was funny at all
innit mad that nigerians think this is groundbreaking insight
>>220365464can't handle his boozei get through my voddy bottle and just start posting animal videos off the youtubesbut im still good
>>220365450what do people think autism is
>>220365470the revolution isn't happening, sorry
>>220365481it should be illegal for biomass to own books
>>220365481He's doing the performative male act mate
>>220365481>280k likes for saying reading is good
mental that 2026 is called that because there are 20 26es in it
>>220365176well you can’t have your cake and eat it too mate. without genuine belief, those traditions are empty. It just becomes habit that dies off without actual belief in it. you can’t have the comforts of Christian culture without believing in Christ. Otherwise it’s just empty larping.On heaven, you seem to be misunderstanding what it is. You should look up the Beatific Vision. Since God is the fountain of all truth, justice, meaning and good, heaven is beholding him forever which fills every longing of the created soul. Your nature and will are perfected, and you will never be bored since God is infinite and inexhaustible. You know God as he knows himself, without the veil of earthly life. Similarly, hell is not a fiery dungeon where God sends you for simply disobeying him out of spite. Hell is the state your soul will be in after rejecting God in this life. Your soul is locked out from the one thing that can satisfy it (God and his goodness). It is eternal because the choice is permanent after death. The will is fixed away from God and thus you suffer seperation from him. Poena damni as it. used to be called
anyone want to practice kissing with me x
BEAUTIFULBIOMASSBRITAIN
there was a similar gimmick on the sluthate forum. whenever someone posted an image, this guy would post a cropped, zoomed in part of that image, usually a face or unusual and funny element of that image. this poster was also known for creating excellent morphs of people's faces
>>220365470>biomassI don't care about the ethnicities or religions of people in the UK, as long as such people obey the law
>>220365481>the niger wife
>>220365554yh im only 18 tho x
hate women
right bedtime already because of these fuckign clock bastards
>>220365563Any such example for the curious
>>220365535>Since God is the fountain of all truth, justice, meaning and good, heaven is beholding him forever which fills every longing of the created soul. Your nature and will are perfected, and you will never be bored since God is infinite and inexhaustible. You know God as he knows himself, without the veil of earthly life.Genuinely sounds like torture. Like becoming a vegetable but being brainwashed into believing it's a good thing.
rorke listening to white noise
>>220365586Do you have Irish inside of you?
I say poo
BRILLIANTBEAUTIFULBESTBIOMATTERBRITAIN
>>220365481they can read?
>>220365605that's what he calls his mum btw
>>220365604It’s the opposite. Your will and intellect are perfected and your body is glorified, freed from decay and entropy. Like I said, God is infinite. You are not simply a deer in the headlights gazing at him forever. Rather, you are made free from sin (because your will is now one with Gods), and each moment is charged with his direct presence, which is described as ontologically good.Think as every earthly pleasure as crack in the roof of a small tent. God would be the full night sky.
>>220365592too old
watching roman polanski's the penissed
>>220365649UM x
Women shouldn’t have rights, men should be able to physically fight and kill over who’s the alpha then rape women whenever they want (or knowing women they’d be wet at the thought of being fucked roughly by an alpha serial killer)
o_o
>>220365610you can say that again!
>>220365644Yeah but what would I actually be DOING as a conscious being? What are my day-to-day activities in such a state? Selling it to me as basically just a Godly pleasure-pod isn't gonna cut it.
>>220365598No, but maybe they exist on sluthate on the internet archive in the forum section called shitty advice, circa 2014-15I think the guy who made this zooming in meme and the morphs himself got double jaw surgery and ascended by becoming a chad. He posted pictures of his new face and it was a huge transformation
>>220365665to be practicing kissing! you should have experience by now! x
>>220365691um i did a lot previouslyx
the biomass shambling around the streets selling watermelon and illicit tobacco
>>220365678Well I don’t know. I’m not you in heaven. Scripture describes feasting, joy, mansions, the renewed earth, the wolf lying with the lamb. So probably anything you want, since God is infinite and anything can be made. But without evil or sin, not that you’d even want to do so in such a state anyway. Evil is a privation of Good, of Gods order.
>>220365563>this guy would post a cropped, zoomed in part of that image, usually a face or unusual and funny element of that image. this poster was also known for creating excellent morphs of people's facesIn 2026 the same guy would be replaced with some random zoomer spamming ChatGPT-generated "edits" of the pics instead.Creativity just completely died on any right-leaning/dissident sections of the internet in the past 3 years because people in such places now apparently think learning artistic crafts or photoshop etc is "tranny stuff". Sad.
>>220365610HUHGOOD GOD
>>220365727screaming
So what do you reckon Scott Mills did to get fired from the beeb this quickly then?Especially considering how they ignored and hid the misconduct of other big names like Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris for years
just deleted a blogpost
>>220365785misgendered a tranny
>>220365785probably said he was proud to be english or something
/brit/ used to be decent
Not good when you see a fitty on instagram and click the profile and see 2008Not good at all
youve entered a biomass part of townan ominous background music starts to play
>>220365785Don't know what happened but the BBC has overcorrected in recent years and will now insta-fire any personality for doing anything remotely sexually "inappropriate", even if its as simple as "a woman says he pinched her bum at an afterparty in 2004". So it's probably nothing interesting.
>>220365823fucking hate going into those parts of townall new done up soulless buildings just surrounded by a sea of fucking rubbish and graffiti
>>220365820December 2008 :)
>>220365610hear hear!
>>220365770He comfy
Now I've gone and done it, I've overbaked my poo! Trying to work this one out tomorrow may require a coffee, fuck SAKE
christ and heroin
>>220365888Poopgooning is risky
>>220365823Stick to the main streets and keep moving, don't wander down any back alleys
>>220365854?
a friendly biomass invites you into his shop for wares. he offers 50p energy drinks and polish crisps. you hear a scuffle from the back of the shop. what do you do?
biomass bussy
the poo post demons are taunting me
decided i'm not going to drink squash any morewater and fizzy water for me from now onmaybe some lime or mint or cucumber at the weekends
>>220365805not really
>>220365919hm. i'll probably not peruse his wares.
You ever perform booger excavations on your nose?Honest answers only
Gymskin vs big “BOSH” JohnWho wins?
>>220365919i seriously wouldnt even go into a biomass shop a new clothes shop opened in town and i went in to have a look, i noticed a paki behind the counter so i basically just walked out again
>>220360328>>220360328
>>220365954you go rorkestunning fierce brave
>>220365919Purchase an energy drink
>>220365954all the major supermarkets are owned by jews and indians. you can't win
>>220365919the shop near me has rare usonian energy drinks but they cost nearly double
>>220365998go to a marketlocal butcherslocal fishmongersgreengrocers
RECYCLE>>220361891>>220361891>>220361891
