Milton edish
>>220377184If keeping Israel safe requires the death of 1 billion Europeans and American men, women and children, then I pay that price gladly.
Decided I want to be a nonce because they get all the attention
love these cunts
finna go park my car in a secluded spot somewhere and listen to my audiobook just to get out of the house
>>220377387Satanic
>>220377406go to bed Holden
>>220377393
I'm bisexual
do you think sleeping in a smelly bed (last changed the sheets 2 months ago) makes me smelly even if i shower daily?
wonder what people carried in their right trouser pocket before mobile phones were a thing
>>220377399need to try these, and chicken saltaussies always going on about themalso a golden gaytime but that one might be a meme, they do look nice though
>>220377406Did this once in a nearly empty car park and someone took a picture of me :(
>>220377442coins
>>220377442probably more people cut holes in their pockets for easier knob and bollock access
>>220377459i keep a chicken salt shaker in my car for when i go to mcdonalds because those twats don't put chicken salt on their chips, as if such a thing were a sane business practice
>>220377480Is it chicken flavoured salt or salt specifically for chicken? I saw an aussie post about it years ago and I saw it in a shop and remembered
>>220377459bbq shapes are mehchicken salt is pretty fucking sickgolden gaytimes are good but I haven't has one in forever and they probably changed the recipe to something shite
>mumberg says she wants to talk last night>asked me to sit down>she looked extremely upset so I was very worried>started hyperventilating a bit>she's borderline in tears and she grabs my hand>she tells me I'm a fat cunt and I need to lose weight daft cow don't buy jammie dodgers if you don't want me to eviscerate them
Still fucking fuming about that lad correcting me saying that march isnt the longest month
>>220377503it was originally designed to be put on chicken but we figured out it's lush on chips so now it's a staple in every chippy
>>220377526well you were wrong tbf
>>220377442Handses!Knife!String... or nothing!
moon man moon man cant you see
>>220377442usually a pinecone or a flower which we would take out and sniff every now and then
>>220377530The answer I was hoping for. I will buy it
>>220377408we must protect them at all costs. even at the cost of our children's lives God bless Israel and no place else.
here's a tip. Once a day, give yourself a treat
>>220377565looks like merry berry with botox
>>220377560you could probably make it at home from stuff you'd find in your mum's spice rack
mad how shit I feel for days after boozing but I love doing it every week
Had my voice therapy team having a second coffee then off to the shops de la dods
Still screaming at that lad who said “shopping list” instead of “laundry list” in that last thread, spent an hour having a massive meltdown over it and ended up with him admitting he’s a virgin LMAO
>>220377589Cheers lad
raping trees and such like
those chicken salt council creeps got to you to huh?
>>220377601ever think about making an Onlyfans?
>>220377601can we hear the difference
we inviting al qaeda niggas to downing street now
sup gangwe out here on our wfh lunch breakhere to GET IT
love me chicken salt
>>220377628
rarely post here anymore desu after 9 years ive finally outgrown you unfunnny children
>>220377601What you off to buy de lass?
>>220377643Something for tea mate got to be up early tomorrow so just want something quick and easy
some places overdo the chicken salt
>>220377641blog on
chicken salt is shit
>>220377667i like to do half chicken salt half normal salt
chicken saltpork pepperelton john fart
ever went to the beach when it was pissing down outside? hectic waves like
>>220377660Order a takeaway xx
Watching some tranny having a meltdown in a courtroom then it gets beaten up and choked out LOL proper hilarious they should make a programme of trannies getting beaten up
>be aussie>go to beach>get shot
my culture is not your trendy restaurant nobody in Scotland is paying 5.50 for a square sausage roll have never eaten a pie bap in my life
>>220377777
the parasite hates trans people
We have ceded so much ground to the LGBT movement that everyone essentially presupposes the legitimacy of the concept of sexual identity. When we argue so much about whether someone is gay or not, we are implicitly assuming that there is such a thing as a 'gay person', something that was very controversial when first proposed. What we do know, is that people can experience same-sex attraction, but whether that is immutable or essential to who they are is something I find very doubtful. If I were to risk speculation, I'd say that accidents in our conception or raising make the likelihood of same-sex attraction more or less present in individuals, and because of the power of sexual urges we naturally seek to understand them. The already existing 'gay community' provides a structure for understanding and expressing this impulse and that is why we see people with same-sex attraction developing a 'uniform' and a certain pattern of behaviour.So strong is our surrender to this worldview that there will be anons utterly compelled to joke that my post is just an attempt to cope with being gay, they don't see how much they've been propagandised.
>>220377741
>>220377741shopping list
not reading all that am i?
no idea what a tattie scone is
mumberg pottering about the kitchen doing fuck knows what for an hour straight
>>220377774Parklife!
keep walking land dweller
Men, do better.
>>220377774good post
Alri
>>220377778it's so sad, imagine being this girl. I hope it's staged
>>220377774>We have ceded so much ground to the LGBThave we? this bloke >>220377628 governs a country that executes benders and we've just invited him as a guest to our country. i didnt read the rest of your post btw
>>220377800for me its when mumberg would start pottering then passive aggressively start banging and clattering so someone would offer to help then shed refuse the help and keep banging louder
>>220377693BMW driver simulator 2001?
Down on the scales todayCinema date went well this weekend just goneFuck all to do at toilMy life starts now now now
>>220377836International relations are what they are, they don't inherently speak to what occurs within those nations. Ridiculous post.
Tonight it's Rorke vs. the weebs as England take on *bangs a gong* *plays the main riff of Kung-Fu Fighting on the piano* Japan!
just love em
>>220377862>they don't inherently speak to what occurs within those nationserr yes they do.
>>220377832Have you never got a crappy pic from a girl and just pretended?
>>220377859get on the booze NOW
>>220377866she looks like she wanks off lads for like a handful of raisins
Lust is the appetite that grows with its feeding.
>>220377866heterosexuality is so rorke-codedmodern people are bisexual at the very least
>>220377866Why do they stick great big bits of metal in their formally loverly tummies
>>220377883No they do not, has gay marriage and the legality of gay sex and the illegality of discrimination against gay people magically disappeared because Starmer shook that persons' hand? Please learn to think.
>>220377866this is a harmful and unrealistic body imagedelete this post and someone message this woman to tell her to be ashamed of her body that makes others feel ashamed of theirs
>>220377900facts I'm not gay or attracted to men but I like the idea of some gay stuff and a bit of gay porn now and then
trump is unironically crashing the fuck out and needs to be locked up
Autistic still not understanding semantics and doubling down. This is why people avoid autistics. Because it's impossible for them to realize what's actually going on and even worse they double down and act smug about it
Sir Chicken Salt
>>220377747Having the wee scottish are you little man? Going to be shamed into ordering more than i want
women fascinate me, honestly
>>220377931Talking about youraelf lad WHAYE done you
>>220377919well thats a ridiculous strawman. i didnt say any of that. bizarre way to undermine yourself instantly
ausdogs love their chicken salt
>>220377931Rattled 3 hours later award
>>220377931
got the future islands on
>>220377747Toast meaning breadWhat are Pieces?
Most of you are alright but it's the 1% of absolute freaks that give this genny a bad name
>>220377955Do you understand that people don't literally mean things sometimes autistic?
>>220377960Sandwiches
>>220377949Well, what is your fucking point then? How does Starmer shaking that person's hand have anything at all to do with what I said?
ordering a Scotch takeaway tonight
>>220377974mad how few australians actually post here and at least half of you are in that 1%
"longest month of the year innit"The autistic thinks the poster literally meant the longest month of the year when in actually it's a semantic about it FEELING like the longest month of the year. The autistic is incapable of understanding this.
>>220377944you're the bald guy? tell her she's a hoe
>>220377976
>>220377997only 2 australians post here
I see mikey is back
>>220377944women genuinely don't understand the concept of cheating and have no moral compunction against it. when no men are around (or if like me everyone think you are gay) they talk openly about cheating on their partners and laugh about how hung up men get about sexI have never had sex by the way don't know if that matters
>>220377983a country that has surrendered to benders and been propagandized obviously wouldnt invite a homosexual executing warlord into the country would it.
>>220377958Big big fan of the album singles.
Sick of this world and the evil in it God is cruel
>>220377863That is called the Chinaman lick >The Oriental riff, also known as the East Asian riff and the Chinaman lick, is a musical riff or phrase that has often been used in Western culture as a trope to represent the setting or people of East or Southeast Asia.
>>220372846Where are they all going then
>>220378030there is no god lad
>>220378022What is realpolitik
>>220378011I'm pretty confident there's at least 3 and I'd say probably more than that since you can't really verify there being more than 3.You can prove there's 2, one is me one is you, but then you'll spot two Australians having a conversation or posting within a minute of each other and neither of them are you so you knows there's at least 3 of you
rorke listening to the martin lewis podcast
>>220378042OK now that's just retarded
Neurotypical person:"Omg my dog is the smelliest thing in the world"The autistic:"Actually Thioacetone is the smelliest thing in the world not your dog"Neurotypical Person:"Um ok..." *walks away*
>>220378038toilmines
how come australians clearly fit in here but yanks just don't then. what's up with that
>>220378038toil
>>220378061Everytime i hear his name i remember he was called Martin Jewis at school and bullied for being a jew
woah turns out that gay radio present was a nonce
well am i on the bog because of a poo or is it because i don’t want to toil right now? bossberg will never know
>>220378022I don't accept that claim, because it is premised upon strawmanning my own claim as one that characterises the entire society from top to bottom as surrendering to benders, rather than my actual claim which is that there is a persistent trend that has bled into normal culture, such that normies now sometimes think according to LGBT presuppositions. I didn't say that there isn't an opposition to this, or areas of thought where old practices still persist.Your reply was irrelevant and tedious.
>>220378075we're a younger country that actively worked to preserve British influence instead of doing the opposite of that
>>220378069actually it's a smelly incel bedroom
>>220378047if you have a 4chan pass the cooldown is only 30 seconds
>>220378087The man married to a man 16years younger than him? Huh weird. Stephen frys looking worried though...
>>220378103Shut up incel
>>220378075Yanks are descendants of freak religious fanatics we're descendants of the scum of the UK
>>220378108ok
When do I start shaking from alcohol withdrawals, I'm drinking as much as I can here
can't stop scrannin corned beef and mayo sandwiches
>>220378105even still unless you were arguing with yourself about god earlier I'm pretty sure there's a minimum of 3 of us here
>>220378022Guess we havent surrendered completely to capitalism if we invite xi jingping over for a pint
>>220378075some of the yankposting is ok
just saw rorke chasing a gazelle across the savannah
4chan is bad for your mental wellbeing
>>220378135>>220378135>>220378135New
rorke striding about on two legs like a flamingo on the ground
>>220378156
>Trump tells the UK and other countries 'go get your own oil' from Strait of Hormuz and 'just take it'melty
>>220378096>I didn't say that there isn't an opposition to this, or areas of thought where old practices still persist.opposition...from the government who are the main proponents of benderism? you're all over the place mate. very incoherent
2bf if I was a trillionaire I'd start fucking with the npc plebs as well seeing how many i can get to kill their babies in the womb and cut their dicks off through predictive programming
>>220378075All true /brit/posters say "God Save The King" before each post, yanks don't have a king so they can't.
>>220378156The autistic:"Nooo we can't have an April thread when it's not actually April it's actually still March"
>>220378171we've been done here let's be honest
there's this one house on my street that is absolutely crying out for a couple of pink flamingo ornaments on its front lawn, but as yet the occupant has not seen fit to install any such thingmight have to take matters into my own hands here
why are the gays like thisevery single time
>>220378179March sure is long
he was arrested for being a gay nonce in 2018 but BBC kept him employed what a shock
>there’s only a few Australian postersAlright so which of you is racism lad
>>220378149Shut up incel
>>220378189age of consent laws are WEIRD BRUV
micro curry for my runt lunch
>A hibernating dormouse was rescued after being found fast asleep in an old helium balloon caught in a tree. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9vq4v4727oIt`slovely News !!
we need to talk about the clavicular height situation
>>220378190maybe even the longest
who stabbed that girl in Leeds then ?
The autistic is still seething
>>220378208*laughs in 190cm*
>>220378208thought he was getting surgery to become 6'8 or something
>>220378226wasn't me
>>220378226b**m**
>>220378226that was fake news
>>220378238they going to fuse stilts to his legs
went to the gym today and there was this bloke who was so muscly i thought i was mogged but then he stood up and he was like 5 inches shorter than me AT LEAST, and also he was wearing a hat so he was probably balding underneath, so really i mogged
>>220378226leftypol for bringing them here
Rorke listening to ethnic music and imagining the people at his local paki 'za being the singers
>>220378206The destruction of our countryside and the decimation of the local fauna isnt lovely
might watch mr inbetween and pretend the cast are the aussie posters
WTF is a biomass
>>220378189I have the same head and neck shape as this man. The so-called gay alien skull long face bobblehead phenotype. Can tell you it does not go down well with women and they assume I am a homosexual (when I'm not).
>>220378283Wood and other stuff used for combustion
>>220378281rorke is the guy who watches piss porn
>>220378206More lovely news please
Trump monging out is the best outcome for us, it'll make us self reliant again.
>>220378270The post so dogshit it stopped rorke posting forever
nigga just outed himself as a gay alien. go back to venus you PRICK
>>2203782835% of our elecctricity supply is what
seem to be fewer yanks posting here lately, have they all been drafted to go and die for israel?
>>220378313thank fuck
>>220378316this would be funnier if you said Uranus
>>220378189Absolute spitting image of my neighbour
On my lunch break Going down the Asda
>>220378319our country is powered by braps
>>220378313If only
Rorke the dork
>>220378319I'm surprised wind doesn't account for more of our renewable energy considering how windy the coast can be
is there anything that guy rorke doesn't do
gaylien
business idea: put the refugees to work building nuclear power plantstwo birds wi' one stone innit
>>220378346it doesshit is just not windy right nowsometimes it's like 80% wind
>>220378348shag
>>220378346becuase we're a shit country incapable of doing ourselves to help ourselves
priti patel's arse accounts for over 5% of our natural gas consumption
>>220378353aye lets have mboko the illiterate rapist enriching uranium you've got it all figured out rorke
>>220378383Surely you meant production
>>220378385if he can enrich our culture then surely he can enrich some uraniumdon't be so quick to give up on him you little racist
>>220378385Just get them building CANDU reactors and you won't need to enrich it.
>>220378383why would it consume gas that doesn't make sense
>>220378346I heard they cost more energy in fossil fuels to build than they can ever produce and they're only getting built because of greedy cunts getting corrupt government contracts and getting the woke mob to demand them. Might want to check that with chat gdp though cos I don't know and honestly don't care enough to find out
>>220378416you candu shut the fuck up
Who should the nightly goon be
the aliens will shut down the nuclear reactors so there's no point
The windiest country on earth i.e the country which has the largest area constantly blasted by wind is Scotland. Only place windier is Antarctica which isn't a country. Little wind fact for you there.>well acktually you forgot once place didn't you you forgot rorke's windy arsehole!mm yes very droll.
>>220378406excellent post
>>220378443fpov cumshot compilation
*withers away*
>>220378346You dont know how our energy market works
I'm a gaylienI'm a legal gaylienI'm a gaylien into Rorke
>>220378427You heard that did you? Must be true then
>>220378451sad how you cant even make a post these days without putting a disclaimer negating dogshit zingers at the end of the post
camsouterlinden is peng, simple as. post pics for me
my face is so red i look like a fucking tomato
>>220378486I said I don't know didn't I? Should I have put that at the start of the post for tiktok brain people who can only read 5 words at a time before diving in with a snarky comment?
my bum be like poooo aahhh
>>220378532where in scotland are you from?
>>220378190
cor just remembered my dream last night where I could teleport
whats scott mills been up to then
Done my shopping Heading home
>>220378552Screaming so true
basically the aliens won't let us destroy ourselves because we're valuable research for them
>>220378443nurse themed JAV
>>220378544ireland. planter stock you see
>>220378554>where I could teleportwhy lie about something so obvious?
>>220378602they are interested in our souls and nuclear energy, as well as other things, and some want to see us thrive and others dont care
>>220378578>Scott Mills was investigated for serious sex offence allegations over a teenage boy who was under the age of 16, it was revealed today
Honi soit qui mal y pense, and all that.
>>220378621is there a single BBC presenter that hasn't bummed a teenage boy at this point
Whatever happened to Danny Mills, former Leeds and Manchester City full-back?
>>220377974Some /brit/posters are normal and alright, but then you have people posting weird shit, and another lot who are just angry cunts for no reason
>>220378554Trying to remember the teleport ritual from my dream now. You needed a mirror, pen and paper, and to take your shoes and socks off. Now I think about it, it might have been trying to tell me to think of somewhere to go (you had to write it down) and then sort out how I look (mirror) and then get dressed and go outside. Sound advice if that's what it was.
>>220378650got skinned by Henry I believe
>>220378642John peel was getting sucked off by 13year olds lining up outside the studio apparently
The Strait of Horpoos
>>220378610Haha that's what Ricky Gervais said when I told him about it but then I tried to demonstrate it to him and it wouldn't work
>>220378661As in he dribbled past him and made him look foolish, or he strung him up and flayed him?
>>220378075A lot of Americans have a superiority complex, because the USA is powerful, even though they as individuals are stuck in shitty jobs and can't afford healthcare
>>220378678rather not say
>>220378652Thanks mate
screaming at every post because I'm not well in the head
The year is 2031. The Zach Polanski led coalition government has enacted its reforms and Farage's stock has fallen. The undocumented are thriving, the mosques being built, the cycle lanes ubiquitous, the paedos freed. The wealthy have fled, the coffers empty. The fuel pumps charging nearly £3 but food prices rarely matter as most simply take what they desire and leave.The charred mess of the provinces are revolting against the regime. Up steps Rupert Lowe.
fishes are a bit weird aren't they
Do you think if you could teleport you would also have a sort of physical radar / sonar with infinite draw distance so you could 'feel' where you could safely teleport to?Like if you were facing a tall brick wall, you'd need this magic sonar to know that if you teleport to the other side of the wall you're not teleporting inside solid rock (which would presumably kill you instantly).
>>220378693
Seeing all this magician memes made me remember of a mmo 2d where you had an open map and had to collect experience points with a wizard, until at random time points in the game you would get summoned to a boss's dungeon, you and all the other players and had to collectively attack all the super monsters until you reached the boss and if you died you had to begin from 0
If you figured out a way to become invisible would you never tell anyone that way you could do rob billions from banks and no one would ever know it’s you or would you tell the world and become mega famous
>>220378715>fishesFOY
>>220378735ok
>>220378711>The wealthy have fled, the coffers emptyYeah, subtle, Rorke. Real subtle. Worrying about investments and job-creation are we?
>>220378738fucking bradley walshing a gay porn poo scream (Rorke)
shopping list meltdown
just not really on is it
I envy this person. I've applied to quite a few jobs recently and I keep getting fucking rejected
>>220378754
>>220378735>gets locked in a bank and dies
>>220378764they nuked bradders
>>220378735Wouldn't tell anyone in case the CIA got hold of me and wanted to do tests
>>220378711Rupert lowe would have been executed for thought crimes already and all farms redistributed to africans who can barely comprehend mechanisation
>>220378779
>On 31st March the defendant google searched "does invisible man sperm remain invisible forever?" and then later "if you're invisible is your DNA invisible?"
>>220378735I would just go into the women's changing rooms and wank
europe is already dead tbqh just hope it doesnt get too bad
>>220378803
nuking my battyhole with a jungle bbc
>>220378721Ideally it would be like a video game where you'd stop time and go into third person view and place a marker to show where you'll end up. But you can zoom in and out like Google earth so you can go abroad
I'd have the super power of invulnerability and just walk around war zones and cartel places and they'd be trying to kill me but failing
>>220378816calm down mrs lammy
on my 4th poo of the day, these have all been big meaty shits too, no errant squirts. worried i have bum cancer
>>220378750Pride flags are our wealth
>>220378847careful, you'll excite the thread homosexualists with this
>>220378810Its imperialisms you mean? Yeah.But if we don't rise up against them ourselves, they will put us in the meat grinder. We saw it with covid, we saw how unhinged they have become by becoming accessories to genocide in Palestine. We need to rise up.
The best one is super speed like flash or quicksilver. From their point of view they just stop time and mooch about while everyone is frozen in place.
>>220378735you could do both and no one would know would they
>>220378847corr
remember the unimaginative lad who always chose "the power to have all powers"?that's you. You're him.
alri
>>220378860You first
>>220378881No, we all need to do it. Like Albanians in 1997
>>220378879alri
>Countries ‘like UK’ should go to strait of Hormuz and ‘just take fuel’, says Trumpright that's us done then
>>220378876Go on then what power would you have? The power to not be a wet blanket?
Already have super intelligence me, made me depressed
>>220378894Just off to the strait of Hormuz to get some fuel anyone want owt?
had this dream i was in mexico trying to hop the border into texas but there was an impassable wall of prickly cactuses in the way
>>220378897alri horrid henry
>>220378894After all.. why not?
>>220378894Imagine we just went "right" and nuked the entire middle east and said "there's more where that came from so fucking behave" and ended up back on top again
my power would be to do literally anything i wanted. like a god i suppose
why are we still friends with the yanks it doesn't feel like they care about us at all
>>220378907One Iranian QT that will be incredibly grateful that i (you) saved her but then eventually leave me when societal and cultural influences cause her to realise what a vile slug of man i am
>>220378951reckon that would get boring very quickly and you'd nerf yourself on purpose
>>220378951you dont even have the power to get an erection you impotent fat freak
>>220378942Yeah mate, that's amazing
>>220378968Alri alan watts
>>220378951Dr manhattan didnt seem to like it much
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.getting really fucking sick of thishaven't even been banned myself in ages so there's some freak in my area who's causing this
NEW>>220378975>>220378975>>220378975
>>220378973It's only negative cunts like you holding us back
I spawned as the wretch class when I was born
tried doing some Python puzzles there and i was shit at it so i stopped. thanks x
