Bimbofication editionPrevious >>220398775
>>220404894ruined by tattoos award
SARAH COME GET THE FUCKING DOGS
Jewish-america women are handcrafted by YHWH for my pener
this april fools is so disappointing
Whatd you expect
>>220404894Where's the April Fools? Did the new management even cut that, the cheap bastards?
>>220405255It's the capcha, moron
what is with these media morons they spend like a year or however long propping hasan up to be the joe rogan of the democrats run him on various front page of newspapersthen when he refuses to vote for newsom they turn on him and try to convince others that this guy is badi mean it's not like i disagree he's bad but they are so cluelesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F89C4t0i6SU
>>220405308He's always been a stronzeAnd Asmondgold mentally buck broke him
I like the April Fools joke. It doesn't make the site unusable.
What's gonna be the Easter joke? Is it gonna be Team Peep again
>>220405613Yeah, unlike canadians!!
What if, we are the april fool
>>220405638Done 'im.
>>220405653ive been saying yesterday all the leafs are the april fools
>April FoolNOW WHOS LAUGHING NOW WHOS LAUGHING
>>220405711Didn't feel good, but sometimes you gotta lay down the law on a mother.
>>220405638Leave the leaf alone, boy.
I'm gonna get Signal 2 when I get off work
Lmfaohttps://youtube.com/shorts/VZkof0WlNdY
>>220406376You have the right and expectation to remain silent.
>no april fools day jokeTHANK GOD
I've been playing death stranding 2 for 82 hours
>>220406376https://youtu.be/9Tz09a8hRXk?si=4DMP3cAd5nXxX7jiThis is the kind of drunk chick I like, she talks shit about lesbians and is forcefully straight and calls the cop giving her a sobriety test sexy
Less and less women these days are down to earth. Many of them act like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth
hello
>>220406593Just mail packages yourself
woke up at 10 am award
Breakfast was oatmeal with chia seeds, wheat germ, and cottage cheese. A banana too. Drinking cold brew coffee with cocoa powder and milk now
>>220406947I bet your semen tastes good
>>220406969Kill yourself
>>220406969Yeah probably
>>220406969Maybe. I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables too
>>220406947mine is kirkland granola
i got laid last night...APRIL FOOLS
>>220407113Let me eat that pussy
>>220407048Nice. I make granola myself sometimes. Just a lot of oats, raisins, dates, chopped nuts, cinnamon, and honey. Next time I might add seeds and wheat germ too
LOL
coffee time!
>>220407618I couldn't get coffee this morning so I had 3 12 oz Red Bulls
>>220407439I eat like a hippie but I'm a straight edge redneck looking mf
>>220407663Yeah right. Post shirt.
It's rained last night. What the hell do I hear about it raining all week
My beanie doesn't fit anymore. I stretched it out too much now it just falls over my face like a ski mask
>>220407740pretty there's a meme about an oversized head gear
>>220404894>>220404894Anyone got the edit with ongezellig orange woman as the bimbo woman walking
All I want is a tongue in my ass. Is that just too much to ask?
I just took a big wet i*rael. how are you celebrating passover?
>>220407916yes
Pretzels & grape soda=GOATed
im bored
>>220408132OMFG ARE YOU ME?????
I started learning Greek 10 years ago but quit right when I was making real progress, now I'm stuck as half a barbarian
*beats you up*
I wonder what Greek slang is like. Is it just Turkish words
Who the fuck would eat this shit
>>220408150
To the left to the left everything you own in a box to the left
i hate her so much, broshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/npLiUcO7VQ4
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>220408623Yes, I saved it yesterday. Thank you for making it, I already used it in /ita/ this morning
>>220408824I've always liked this Fred Durst Pepe
he did it all for the nookie
>>220408842
I’m done hidingNow I’m shining
>>220408917why did every millennial frat manchild copy his look?
Listen to this https://youtu.be/YcYWExosW_c
I absolutely love huge natural tits, but someone on /tv/ hipped me to a fact I can no longer ignore. Small titties are aristocratic. Large tits are vulgar. I still love huge tits but I can't rwfutw this fact even though I fought against it for a few days. The overwhelming force of truth in his argument has caused me to change my mind. Think Kiera Knightley, Taylor Swift. Small aristocratic chests. Then think of huge knockers like Christina Hendricks and Susan Sarandons. Vulgar heavy hangers.
>>220409101Why is every zoomer frat man child a broccoli headed ebonics speaker? It was the style at the time
>>220405178I agree
Aristocratic.
I'm a vulgar man.
>>220409330that has to be photoshopped
>>220408289the texture feels like spermnot that I have tried sperm
>>220409484You don't know prime Christina Hendricks
>>220409535dang, not sure who she is, but you got fine taste
Post more naturally vulgar tits
i cant type
What did fred durst mean when he said I could take a cookie and shove it up my ass?
>>220409535she really likes to show em off*bouncy bouncy*
Profoundly vulgar!
leduc reminds me of mini manson
>>220404894Women with huge natural boobs are ridiculing Kristi Noem's husband by recreating his pics.
>>220405255It's all cuming together
>>220409862ooh sexy*pokey pokey*
>>220409862Very suckable boobs desu
>>220409781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4b3XGMdpD0
>>220409885woah
or just commenting on it
>>220409976whats the deal with this nigga with the fake boobs
Idk I don't feel like going to the gym
>>220409976kek
>>220410034That's alright, you'll go tomorrow with a newfound pep
>>220409961log off, infant
This so fucking funny idkImagine being his family and having to find out your dad gets off on wearing fake tits through the mediaLike how would you even explain this situation to your childrenThose selfies with the pouty lips LOL
>>220409976>Has 2 daughters Disgrazia
I wonder if he corresponded with and simped for Maddison Fox. She's been quiet the last 24 hours. Usually she would be one to hop onto the latest memes to profit off of it.
Trans day of clockability
>>220410260Idk that’s gross
>Look at this stone. It has been in the water for a very long time, but the water has not penetrated it. Look. Perfectly dry. The same thing has happened to anons on 4chan. For years, decades they have been surrounded by anime, but weeabooism has not penetrated. Nippon doesn't live within them.I'm glad I'm not recognizing any of the anime captchas.
>>220410199are those real? balloons
I only know Son Goku and Ash Ketchum
>>220410341Bonza reference, cobba
Crocodile Dundee over here
im going mad
Just ingested 2500 calories in the form of nacho chips and chocolate covered puffed rice
i unironically just asked a girl out on a second date
>>220410623Very niceHow did she react you little Casanova
Anyone else can't stop listening to this track? https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9AVvHFOn9u36Uc_x
>tfw my president's mother was born in Scotland and emigrated to the U.S. before giving birth to him>the SCOTUS is currently debating whether babies born of immigrant parents are citizens or notomg, pls do NOT hurt commander DJT. he is my prez and i cannot live if he were to be deported.
>>220410680It truly is a legendary song
>>220405613Would be funnier if it did
One of my fellow useless middle managers asked me if he could pass as whiteHe’s a 5’6 brown Mexican with slightly lighter skin but otherwise very Latinx features
>>220410650waiting for a response but desu i don't think she'll want a second date. but we'll see.
Clueless is such a weird movie. What do you mean you want to fuck your adult brother?
>>220410688My parents weren’t brown in the US and are also still not citizens but I am (I’ve also never voted in a single election, including student president elections in college)
>>220410359Maddison has always maintained that her body is all-natural.
>>220410751it's a no from me, dawg
Let's be clear here, bimbo's are more than just large breasts. It's a state of mind. Simply having a large chest does not qualify a man or a woman as a bimbo.
I hate my lifeI hate my lifeI hate my lifeI hate my life
bimbo baggins
>>220410863I said “Not really”He seemed disappointed but he’s also the resident Trumptinx in the office and massively disliked by the very brown HR team
>>220410915innumerable quantity of such cases
>>220410915I don’t hate MY life, it’s actually okayI do hate life in general though because I see no point in it
>>220410825h-hot
>>220411011You have the perfect mind (and probably body) of a speedrunner. You must become a speedrunner, it is your true purpose
Got too drunk last night and messaged a bunch of people
my dinky is stinky
Imagine an Iran where they spend their money on their people and not on building bombs Then their people could actually enjoy their country’s natural wealth instead of suffering while their money is wasted on bombs and war I’m so glad I don’t live in a country like that
hitler + the joker nightmare blunt rotation
I haven't been Rickrolled in 9 years
>>220411112A functional Iran would become a world economic, academic, technological and cultural power. Everyone knows this, specially the islamists.
>>220410793You will never truly be AmericanChildren of border hoppers will always be Espaldamojara
>>220411077God back in my hard drinking days I would do this sometimes and wake up dreading what I sent people
>>220411172But I’m not Latinx
Ramen for lunch
>>220410623good luck
corr just embezzled the pooberpropa good diss
>>220411284
forgot the picturestein-under-naze dinnae i
>>220411172>You will never truly be AmericanThe U.S. government lawyer tried to make this very case in front of the whole Supreme Court today. Even the conservative judges were making it clear that he sounded like a retard, and Donal stormed out of the court room.
>>220411304I love Clairo
>>220411355what was the outcome?
Ambatu Khan
>>220411355It's just the truth. How are you American if your parents are border hoppers? Youre a border hopper by extension a
I dont wanna go to work noooooooooooooo
>>220410688Seems fairly obvious someone born in the US to a US born parent would still get citizenship even if one wasn't, why do people pretend like this sort of thing is impossible? Many other countries have laws like that
>>220411289I'm having Chili
>>220411348who's the guy to the right of Reese? or the guy and gal next to him?
>>220411348phwoarnow dats what i call a 36yo 17yonever seensuch young a man
>>220411172What makes you think he’s a border hopper you fool
>>220411435The odds.
>>220411356for me? art angels era grimesbefore she became politically embarassing
My parents were both born in the USSR and I was born in Russia
>>220411489
There's no point in job/career maxxingMight as well welfare-maxx and scam the system
>>220411368We'll know in about 3 months, but it the government didn't make a very strong case. He was also suggesting that the government can assume a babies national allegiance, among other ludicrous claims.
2022 liberals would unironically support you losing your citizenship
everybody in the middle east is insane. being surrounded from childhood by violence, fear, and hate from does not produce healthy populations. why do we keep importing them?
>>220411489Slavs are the niggers of white people
>>220411531meant for >>220411489
>>220411389>Many other countries have laws like thatThe justices shot down this argument today in court too. What other countries do or how they behave doesn't apply in their court room.
2022 canadians would unironically accept 10,000,000 jeets in to "pwn the americans"
>>220411489are you the anon who posts that russian general pepe
>>220411542Yeah and that’s a good thing >>220411516I love communism
>>220411355Hopefully they get rid of it. We can't let any more rat-spics turn this nation into garbage.Not sure why you would side with the spics unless you're delusional. Enjoy becoming a minority in your own country
God loves you but not enough to save you
>>220411570
>>220411537Listen buddy, just because we KNOW they are savages there, we KNOW they will not integrate into our societies, and we KNOW they will be a net drain on society, that doesn't mean we can just not let them in ok? We absolutely have to let them in.
I don’t know a single one of these anime characters in the captchas >>220411565Nope not me
Legal-tards be like "you need to accept all the holes in your ship because some fag 200 years wrote something in a completely different context before mass migration was even a real thing"
>>220411560That's not even what I was implying you disingenous spic lol
>>220411616I can recognize just about all of them but I dont know their names. I dont read chainsawman or play touhou
>>220411634>>220411574>>220411641Legal-lets simply cannot defend their ideology. Hilarious.
>>220411602kek saved
>>220411634
>>220411634Also don't forget their other favourite thing>these laws I agree with are permanent and can never be re-written, repealed, or superseded but the ones I don't agree with can be
>>220411537We don't though. Only Europe imports them
>>220411602mainstream media is all just gas-lighting in 2026there's no reason to subject yourself to that nonsense
>>220411643I can’t recognize a single one because the only anime I’ve ever watched was Dragonball, Naruto, and Bleach
>>220411660legal-tards can't make a normative case for their slavish love of illegals they just appeal to "muh law muh procedure"
>>220411705>being this much of a fucking normie
The first and second amendment are very outdated concepts to be honest with you
>>220411660Lol that's why the Roe v Wade ruling is still not overturned too, right?
>>220411738I had a girlfriend who made me watch Studio Ghibli movies too
>>220411738I haven't watched a single anime
>>220411772you should at least watch gunbuster
>>220411616I got the Pomni and Tingle captcha right, but those aren't anime
Oh nice my captcha was Sasuke finally got one
I'm beginning to suspect Benjamin Netanyahu died from an Iranian missle strike
curious if gram parsons will be right or wrong about what will happen hundred years from nowme?seems like it will be a brave new world where all humanity is outsourced to a.i.we just become basically inert sacks of wetware doing nuffink at alleventuallywhen a.i. becomes fully human consciousit will just replace uswe wont want our biological bodieswhen a.i. so much better
>>220411672really does epitomise the world zeitgeist of people under 40
>>220411853demonstratable false given yahoo is very much active
>>220411853This is such an NPC take because Israel would have forced Orangeman to nuke Tehran if that happened
>>220411905so why hasnt he attended any meetings?
>>220411634But the sacred jedi texts!
Did you guys know that brown people don’t thank the bus driver?
>>220411922>kill iranian leader in missile strikes>bibi gets hit by missile strikes>wtf you cant just kill leaders, this is a war crime nuke them!
>>220411940because yahoo doesn't have a video conferencing service
>>220411947They're Savages! Savages!Barely even human!
>>220411969>Israel cares about war crimes>Israel doesn't do massively disproportionate retaliation strikes>Israel cares about the death tolls in their attacks>The Samson option doesn't exist o algoThat is EXACTLY how jews would react lmao
I get the gut feeling that people who are today posting on the comments section of old videos like the cybergoths dancing under a bridge like>DAAAAAWWWWWW THEY WERE JUST HAVING FUNwere the people who bullied them back in the day, condescending fucks
I love israel
>>220412029>cybergothsPosers btw
>>220412076Yeah they aren't goths but these people don't know the difference either btw
>>220412068amn't a tool fan per se but I like thishttps://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8
Not going to the gym and I'm going to drink instead
The good ending...
What's orange man gonna announce
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
>>220412303noooooo
One of those >funny captchas was longcat, sobering to think those memes are older than some of the people posting here now
>>220412326yes
>>220412270I kind of want to reproduce
>>220412341okay then. how about a thousand years by christina perri?
>>220412303love her bruh, big fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfGgeddAc4
>>220412363I don't know it
>>220412377faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOvBOTyX00
>>220412398ok I do know it but forgot. decent
>deletelawz.comLOL I can't believe it. I saw the owner of this sovereign citizen website on a body camera video where he gets arrested and screams I'm a constitutional law scholar! And they throw his ass in jail for 6 monthsAfter that how could you possibly believe any of the no sense he's selling? These SovCits are beyond retarded
MISTA ENSMISTA ENS
>>220412303PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRone of the GOATS
How bout a thousand bans
business idea: a thousand orgasms
A black woman is speaking.
/cum/bros, we seem to be famous!
This trip is so coolIt's unreal how cool it isChilling afly
>>220412682Why does she turn into Helena Bonham Carter?
>>220409885Haha, that'll show him!
>>220412686My penis is open it is listening and learning
>>220412741No way
>>220412820Too much cleavage. Very very disrespectful.
The rocket launch is on April Fools Day.NASA means deceive in Hebrew.The White House ad for the rocket launch has a song by Madonna, a well known Kabbalist witch.It also is 33 days into the Israel Iran war.
>>220409101I always wanted to look like either keanu reaves or the lead singer from breaking benjamin
>>220412929Every woman should show that much cleavage
Signs you're about to watch kino
if the midwest were a woman she'd have small tits and a fat ass. on some mewtwo build type shit
>>220412303Love her. Still do.2016 I finally got the chance to see her live, opened the show not saying hello or anything, just went “alright let’s get this over with” and started playing a thousand miles lol.Was a great show, she had just released Liberman at that time.
I just got a Warhammer captcha, thank you gookmoot, very cool!
>>220413021Basing is not a crime
>>220412993Completely untrue we are known for our farms.the Midwest is the land of titcows
>>220413026See >>220412741Great things are happening today
May I post Josh Hutcherson? Was thinking about the whistle song so I want to post that.
>>220412938Meds now
>>220413075Please do my friendThis is your safe space
>>220413075Proceed
Tough :/
>>220413086Madonna - Like A Prayer (Gregorian Chant Remix)
>>22041308633 is a special number in Freemasonry. A lot of the astronauts are Freemasons.
>>220413021Historians in 2660 talking about 21st-23rd century mythology yapping about warhammer lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbeeuzU5Qc8
>>220413125Do the masons do anything besides waving wands around and bugger each other
Holy shit it's realhttps://youtu.be/7TahmM5FUHI?si=kwWoI7VD43qP61da
90s truly were the best when it was about Gregorian chant dance remixes and world music type shitWorld peace had been achieved, the Cold War was over But it didn’t last longSoon the synthetic negro took over
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WNBA 400% wage increaseHow do we feel about that
>>220413202why do you keep changing your name?
>>220413163NASA is full of LGBT people too. They put out a video promoting it.
>>220413218If i had a wife that was taller than me and mase 300k a year id be pretty hyped low key
>>220413173la puerta del cielo by Enigma was the only one I liked
>>220413230I live in a free country
The Madonna song is "Like a Prayer".They will supposedly circle around the moon like some sort of ritualistic procession.
>>220413038yeah but it's FLAT. no tiddies. however she is corn-fed, hence the fat ass
Snowfall warning in the forecast. I guess it’s just winter forever now.
>>220413315Same*shoots you*
>>220413345You will not hear a peep about Global Warming this year lol
>>220413315demonstratable false!
>>220413429They stopped calling it global warming. Now it's the nebulous phrase "climate change". They keep shifting goalposts cuz they keep getting btfo
>>220413288Can I fuck your ass?
Miss You gotta be top 5 Stones songs
>>220413457Either way, they have not mentioned this much in Canada since the beginning of 2025. It's no longer expedient to do so here.
>>220413429Yeah. I’m sure the climate is still fucked. But I just want to go golfing already.
>>220413469but only if you wank me while you are at it
>>220413489That’s a great one. Pretty tough band to distill down to a top 5. So many good songs.
>>220413496so what's the april fool's prank
Shedding my garments
I got a baby on the way, damn, it's a mess"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Yes." Took some advice from my Uncle FesterAll dressed up in polyester"Welcome to McDonald's, may I please help you?" @Shit, what can I do?
>>220405037Meh.
>>220413337You know nothing Us Midwesterns are tit lovers to our core
>>220413524On 4chan? There were goofy captchas but I guess maybe it’s over already. Or it’s just not working on my phone.
Thankfully you can ignore any "news" about space, as space is fake.
>>220413547That sow needs some dicking
why does it have to be tranime
>>220413579>Us MidwesternsLeonardo found you
Reason dictates there must be a parallel world beneath the Earth
>>220413597My pussy is real
>>220412741Big if true
I have never seen such a young Führer.
>>220413234Will you shut up, man?
Happy New Years
New>>220413731>>220413731>>220413731
Bagel burger and brocc for lunch
>>220413622They have some old memes like longcat too
>>220413711maaaaaan
>>220413547Too much ass
>>220412820Now were cooking
