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"depict your enemy as a soyjak" edition
- sun tzu >>220423920
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>>220449495
nonce edition
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>>220449532
>see kid
>immediately think it's sexual
sounds like you're the nonce here
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>>220449557
terrible deflection you anime posting nonce
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mornin listenin to my wife rant about anons with porn addiction on this fine morning
im a hostage in bed
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>Force myself to eat 3500kcal
>Lose weight
I'm tired
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>>220450347
Time to Gman-maxx.
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>>220450362
I guess I'll have to eat butter with a spoon
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>>220450347
concerning
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Good morning med, feels good not to be in the cagie for once
>>220450362
That pie is bigger than his arm kek
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i actually dont know when to wish happy easter and i worry because i said happy birthday a day early once and upset a friend
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>>220450485
The resurrection happened in the night from Saturday to Sunday, but you can say happy Easter in advance too, it's fine.
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>>220450485
On... Easter? And possibily later
Pretty sure people don't expect friends to wish it in a country like germany
obviously birthday is on the birthday you spastic
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Hello niggas. I got kissed on the cheek by an office cutie yesterday
>>220449712
the price to pay to have a wife I suppose
>>220450362
snacks are actually disallowed and breakfast too, sorry!
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>>220450557
Nice, when do you kiss her on the lips ?
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>>220450515
then why is the birthday the one that is rude?
>>220450518
wishing a happy birthday is not seen as rude where i came from just a "haha im not sure we'd meet so happy early birthday"
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>>220450557
Is that a cutie we know?
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Bonġu.
Going through another constipated phase.
>>220450485
On Easter is good if you're going to communicate with said people on Easter.
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>>220450573
maybe next time, gotta take things slow. We burnt a step by not going through handholding first
>>220450610
yeah it's the office cutie who rejected me 3 years ago, still at her usual succubus tricks
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>>220450667
>yeah it's the office cutie who rejected me 3 years ago, still at her usual succubus tricks

Grim, maybe she's trying to make you believe she wants you because she's craving attention.
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>>220450347
You probably didn't eat 3500 kcal.
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>>220450690
negationist scum
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>>220450688
You summarized it very well Momo, it's exactly that
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>>220450690
hes probably like that asian bitch who claims to eat 20k daily BUT HAS A LE CONDITION THAT MAKES HER METABOLIZE FAST TEHEEHEEHE SHE IS ONLY 40 KILOS
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>>220450720
The Momster can't be fooled, he's locked-in
He holds great powers since a few months
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>>220450720
Are you gonna call on her bullshit ?
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>>220450690
I counted them
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>>220450781
So you are not very good at maths.
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no offense to balding anons but i noticed aging for men is 90% balding
look at jerma
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>>220450747
I recognize this anime from the music video clip miniature I often see on jewtube
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>So you are not very good at maths
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>>220450834
why can't we put hair systems on without being ridiculed then
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>>220450861
You haven't watch it yet ?
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>>220450892
i ve listened to the song, bretty cool
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>>220450866
Sent that freak flying.
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>>220449557
Sent that freak flying.
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>>220450881
probably because wigs look obviously like wigs
and because male culture is against self care and sees it as gay
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>>220451009
>probably because wigs look obviously like wigs
hair systems are more expensive and realistic looking wigs
they're not for everyone but they certainly would be for more people if being caught wearing one wasn't one of the most widely ridiculed things for a man
>and because male culture is against self care and sees it as gay
and isn't that a bit shit? i wish i could hide my hideous eye bags without being called a fag
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>>220451061
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Thread right now
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>>220450735
He's silently gaining powerlevels and he's not gonna stop anytime soon
>>220450747
Two can play that game, I'll just keep teasing her. The bullshit doesn't bother me
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>>220451071
i look like this but don't do this
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>>220451119
I know but I wouldn't even lose my time with a wench like her if I know she's just using me from the start desu
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>>220451193
It's not just using, the teasing is fun for both of us.
Back then I was used because I didn't know better but now I'm aware of the tricks
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the game is really being nice now
my prank becomes more funny
>>220451061
it is really shit
it took me a long time to finally break out of male thoughts like that
it's really just glorified reasons to be lazy and not take care of yourself and it just fucks you up mentally
go and hide your eye bags if they bother you with makeup
embrace it
youre not gay
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just discovered that a gold mine depleting just removes half the production dev and does not actually perma fuck up the mine
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>>220450608
>then why is the birthday the one that is rude?
it's just a local superstition. It is said that wishing happy birthday in advance brings bad luck.
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Where's the Anglo-Saxon?
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>>220451702
In dire needs of his prose
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>>220450881
I think it can work if you fully commit to it, like if you have one week for every day of the week.
Anyway, balding is pretty much solved, just take finasteride
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Found a lucky sibling of an ancestor
nigga was mobilised early september 1914 and sent home late october 1914
no mention of why, too old ig, 46yo
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>>220451919
Any déserteurs ?
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>>220452048
never found any, supposedly an ancestor was wounded on purpose according to grandpa
it doesn't count to me but multiple in the end of the napoleonic wars
basically going straight home once nappy abdiquated
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>>220451848
and you're taking finasteride, right?
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Good morning sirs.
Started my comfy weekend by going to grandpaberg to check a mail he got from the tax agency cuz he couldn't open it. After I went to the medical massage therapist where I spent 90 mins cuz for the first time I also asked her to massage my legs and not just my upper body so it was 90 mins instead of 60. She told me that my quads are insanely well developed.
She also accidentally asked me if I have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend. There's no fucking way I look that zesty.

>>220450457
Zased Momo making other french cagies seethe.

>>220449712
What did she say about porn addicts?

>>220451702
Fighting Starmer.
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>>220452140
Other coworkers don't work today too since it's a holiday (but only in Moselle and Alsace, that's why Gman has to work today desu)
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>>220450347
>3500 kcals
Are you sure that's not 3500 kjs?
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>>220452140
>There's no fucking way I look that zesty.
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>>220451919
Stop impersonating momoselle.
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@Maltanon

>>220452162
Yeah that's why I said you make other french cagies seethe.
Should have pointed out other french /med/ders, not all french cagies irl.

>>220452192
I do not look like that but I wish I did.
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>>220452166
I am rather sure yeah, how many kcals do you (and andalusanon if he reads this) eat when you want to gain weight?
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>>220452289
>I am rather sure yeah
I just wanted to send you flying btw which I failed to do.
>how many kcals
Ahhh I don't really count calories when I'm stalling my weight or gaining weight, I only count protein. I count it now though that I'm trying to lose weight.
I think I should eat around 2500-2600 kcals a day with all the activity I do n shiet to not lose and to not gain weight. I'm uncertain though.
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>>220452328
>I think I should eat around 2500-2600 kcals a day with all the activity I do n shiet to not lose and to not gain weight. I'm uncertain though.
Really? You do a lot more of exercise than me, I thought you would be eating close to 4000
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>>220452233
I would never stain my luscious hair with the discount kippah.
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Yesterday's successful Reconquista on CKII has drained my yearly allocated luck.
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>>220452514
>Really?
I don't know honestly, I'm uncertain. I just assume that my basal metabolic rate is like 2000 kcal, riding the bike to and back from the gym burns like 150 kcals I guess and weight lifting I doubt burns more than 400 kcals. So that's 2550.
Idk tho, the 'ussy will probably know how much calories he eats. So just wait for his reply ig.

>>220452569
Howling at filename.
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>>220452750
>filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7SpmXlyo3A&t=57s
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>>220452799
The part where crusty takes a big ass bite out of the burger but there's actually only a really small bite mark is peak ngl.
Old simpsons is so kino fr fr. I should watch it someady. Not sure but iirc even 10 years ago they only aired the newer seasons on the telly when I watched it.
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>>220452108
Yeah, I've been taking it for 4 years
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>crusty
Krusty*
I'm sorry brunoid.
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>French boat crossed Epstein's strait
IT'S HAPPENING

>>220453000
Trips confirm your contrition is sincere.
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Finally cycled a bit again. The weather is great, only a bit cold still. It's nice. Only my pace is dogshit compared to last summer, the extra kgs are very noticeable on slopes.
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>>220452289
I'm not sure how many calories I eat because what I do is track what I eat and what I weight, so if my weight is moving at the rate I want I keep eating the same otherwise I eat less or more.
Btw, you really aren't eating 3500 kcal, if you were you would gain weight.
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>Allies actually show up to help
>They keep killing eachother because they're in war against eachother
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>>220453377
A good opportunity, squandered. What a waste of time.
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Will Maltanon succeed in his CK2 Reconquista ?
Will Gman have sex with the nagging coworker ?
Will Brunester find new ancestors ?

Stay tuned in the next episode of /med/
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>>220453475
>Will Brunester find new ancestors ?
Easy as I have a backlof of ancestors I did not add to the tree

>Will Maltanon succeed in his CK2 Reconquista ?
Medium

>Will Gman have sex with the nagging coworker ?
NIGHTMARE MODE
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>>220453475
1 success, 1000000 fails.
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Aaand I'm home. Gonna make some Karnacheta (skinny sausages) and eggs. Probably gonna take a nap after.
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>>220451693
i figured it's something like that
like saying they'd die
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>>220450347
Damn I'm the opposite, If I eat 300-400 kcal above I gain weight.
>>220450557
>I got kissed on the cheek by an office cutie yesterday
based
>>220451221
Youtube discriminates towards Bulgaria for some reason :(
>>220452140
>She also accidentally asked me if I have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend. There's no fucking way I look that zesty.
not beating the allegations
Did she misspeak? What did you say? Is she cute?
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>>220453852
it's a song from a group of comedians about the taxing hell that's is a French republic
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>>220453886
I see, well I'm not gonna understand it anyway.
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Also yesterday was our office seminar. I drank a lot of coffee and alcohol, ate a lot of good food, talked in front of hundreds of people, destroyed the function shitter with a coffee/stress poo and danced the night away.
Still got a headache
>>220453475
Gonna try my best Momo, will keep you updated
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>>220453886
and yet you still won't tax the rich
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>>220453852
>Did she misspeak?
Yeah It was like "so uhh do you have a boyfri- uhhhh I mean girlfriend?".
>What did you say?
I told her I don't have a gf.
>Is she cute?
She is pretty, yes. She's twice my age though.
>Karnacheta
Fugg posts pics chef.
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Ate in a bountiful manner.
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i posted my eyes in an eyes thread and a finn said i have UEE and that it's the first thing people notice
what does that even mean is it infectious
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>>220454034
>talked in front of hundreds of people
Hate when I have to talk in front of people, my brain forgets words. Good for you though, that's a great skill.
>>220454106
>Yeah It was like "so uhh do you have a boyfri- uhhhh I mean girlfriend?".
Oh so it was just a mistake, probably is used to asking women that.
>She is pretty, yes. She's twice my age though.
dick her down
>Fugg posts pics chef.
Already ate em :(
>>220454444
That girl Angie the pornstar you posted yesterday, I'm so in love. Literally the perfect girl for me. Kind of has that Sweany face.
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>>220455057
You can do better than that.
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>>220455194
Well Im never gonna meet her so it doesn't really matter.
It's not about better, but she is literally my type, I mean yeah it sucks that she's a pornstar but visually is just what I'm always looking for.

I usually don't care about who the women posted here are but I got curious this time. She kind of reminds of someone.
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>tell us about your motivation
*doesn't tell you what the job is except for the tasks*
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>>220455421
What the job's title ?
>>220455341
Maybe find an escort that looks like her
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>>220455508
Nah I'm not an escort guy, also would like to date her. Escorts don't look like that I don't think, it's fake lips/tits bimbos here - the worst type of woman for me.
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>>220455508
>What the job's title ?
Software-cuck
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I am hoping that the weather changes to spring weather very soon.
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Fell asleep for a bit. Woke up to momberg making pancakes in the kitchen and being able to smell that pancake smell in the whole house.
Fugg... Today I don't suffer in Hungary unlike most days.

>>220455057
>dick her down
Not happening, but I wouldn't be against it.
>scorts don't look like that I don't think, it's fake lips/tits bimbos here - the worst type of woman for me.
I wouldn't be againts trying a plastic bimbo with those big ass lips fake boobs and brazilian buttjob once desu. Not dating material tho.
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>>220455806
>I wouldn't be againts trying a plastic bimbo with those big ass lips fake boobs and brazilian buttjob once desu. Not dating material tho.
These women are my enemy, will always reject them.

For me its french toast, havent had it in years :(
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>>220455626
Yeah but maybe there are some who aren't full plastic
>>220455647
Could be anything desu, also I love that Iran cat
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>nobody at all
>*magyar falls asleep*
I envy you so much
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>>220456001
>Yeah but maybe there are some who aren't full plastic
Regardless I'm not interested in escorts. I've been to Amsterdam 10 times and never went to one, but its fun getting high and having a stroll checking them out.
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>>220456070
Don't envy me.
I had severa night lately where I could not sleep enough and even today the reason I could fall asleep in the afternoon just now was that I was already tired.

>>220456216
>I'm not interested in escorts
Afraid of STDs or do they just simply give you the 'ick?
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@baker hungary anon
manoush my wife made
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>>220456258
>Afraid of STDs or do they just simply give you the 'ick?
I just feel uncomfortable paying for sex and also the girl doesnt want to have sex with me which is a turn off.

I was buying drugs from this stripper (prob also escort) she was cute and wanted to hang out but she was too crazy/unpredictable and I was afraid of the police when seeing her.

>>220456298
Looks very good, never heard of "manoush".
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>>220456403
>never heard of "manoush"
Gironde SHOCKED
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>>220456298
Looks good.
I ain't no baker tho, it's bulgarianon >>220456403 who knows how to make tasty food.
>manoush
Zamn nigga thought you were nafri fr fr. Are you lebanese?

>>220456403
>I was buying drugs from this stripper
Bruh. Bulgarian side quests have more plot than magyarcel main story.
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>sibling ancestor fucking off to some town far away
>can't tell where the hell he was
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>>220456539
based, he fucked off and did his own thing
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>>220456539
Dude went to picrel
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Prova
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Gman-esque post
>>>/fit/77184918
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>>220456539
Hey Brune, Venetanon here, I got banned for writing TMD on /med/ a couple days ago (I really would love to know the fucker who snitched on me)
Anyway I wanted to say that the third World Cup defeat really made me sad and frustrated, it affected me more than I thought it would
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>>220456576
Good for the lad but I le need his military papers
annoyed because some paper that could help me was in the town i used to live
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>>220456672
Achkually made a bet on turkey and shitaly although not confident, kinda did for the memes
so over
gambatte sister
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>>220456675
what do you need them for?
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>>220456713
I hope you won at least
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>>220456403
Also myguy check this out
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774864577646875.webm
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>>220456298
>>220456502
Looks like zatar (the green stuff) and like Turkish pide with cheese.
>>220456506
>Bulgarian side quests have more plot than magyarcel main story.
She had amazing weed and was also giving me uncut coke, she was always coming to parties we were doing and that's how I met her.
It's honestly crazy what situations you will find yourself in when buying weed or some cocaine, kind of glad not being anxious anymore about that stuff...I got some crazy stories.
>>220456584
Probably the bests show on CartoonNetwork. They don't make em like that anymore unfortunately.
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>>220456672
it was me, i did it
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>>220456716
For knowledge
most of ancestors, i just have birth/marriage/death
military paper are gemastic, others than their time in the army, you get a physical description
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>>220456735
well i didn't since italy did not win
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>>220456672
There are many lurkers here sadly and some do have bad intents.

Who are you rooting for then ? Your med brothers Spain, Portugal, France and Croatia I presume ?
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>>220456748
top kek, love people like this on festivals, it makes the vibes so much better
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>>220456759
Oh noes, you scoundrel
>>220456785
I thought you were betting against it, because of the great odds
>>220456815
I'll probably support those ones, yeah
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>>220456403
its a lebanese thing
>>220456506
oh fuck i failed the flag check
>>220456749
it is zatar!
it tasted and smelled amazing
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>>220456933
Basato
>>220457015
I'd love to see the nips of this Nip
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Used the brunester special to find the military paper
it seems to have a LOT of informations
hopefully based stuff
we eating good perhaps
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>>220456933
would have lost either way since it was a draw, except if i bet on "to qf"
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>>220457037
She’s very cute, I agree.
But her nips are easy to find, just search for Saki Kishima. Her butt is also nice.
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>10k army waldensian revolt against my depleted 1k
Ok.
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>"You can't call in your allies because... you can't, ok?"
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I have a ton of webms I'd like to post but I know you've already seen them a bajillion time
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>>220456983
>oh fuck i failed the flag check
no worries a lot of people mix em up
>it is zatar!
>it tasted and smelled amazing
I love zatar had a big bag but ate it all
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It started well but didn't end good, bit sad!

Sibling of ancestor was conscripted, served in algeria and morocco, service as over just before a law extending military service
but he volunteered, but did not last long due to sickness
was called for ww1, did a little and then was sent back and forth for medical exams, did some far from front stuff, got some pension and the inter-allied medal o algo
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Peasant revolt magically melts levies as well. Why not
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I quit.
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>>220457345
You can't abandon Christendom on Easter
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>>220457412
The save folder was being shredded by the recycle bin as soon as the game closed.
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>>220457485
BASED
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>>220457485
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>>220457252
i miss being able to go to the countryside and pick zaatar up and use it
was cozy
id kill myself before going home tho lol
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Location + difficulty filtered me hard because I am bad at games.
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Fuck my dimwitted life.
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>>220457830
wow
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>>220457830
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>>220458000
All me btw
Also jyk she is all for free speech yet says shit like a moid needing to be sent to jail for saying meanie things online.
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>>220457727
retard cat
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>>220458048
She should eat more
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>>220458000
tits
>>220457912
would love to join
>>220457633
>i miss being able to go to the countryside and pick zaatar up and use it
was cozy
Yeah it's really nice, picking up fresh herbs is so nice, I used to pick oregano with my granny in Greece, haven't done that in a while, maybe this summer.
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>>220458000
Good bounce.
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>>220458000
All my friends are straight chads. The "autism" and "jail" comments apply for every men with slightly niche interests and sense of humor.
>>220457830
>>220458048
deeply disturbed individuals that should be treated with unonlinification and lifelong ban from tiktok
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>>220458200
They're just kittens, give them time
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psyllium husk gave me instant relief today lads i probably dont have ibs and this is just a gut reset thing halelujah
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I keep getting trips, good lord
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>>220458434
They wore a lot, yet none at all.
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>visited by neighbour catberg
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>>220458843
I hope you brought him premium shrimps fresh from the market, or else
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>>220457830
>>220458048
Animetards love these grifters for some reason
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>>220458882
>flag
It's just not the same. I miss him so much bros.

>>220458936
Do you know their @ ?
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>>220458936
You wouldn't the girl I posted ? She has amazing hips and booba and tummy though
>>220458967
I'm sure he's gonna post soon
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>>220458967
No, I don't follow e-roasties, they already receive enough attention as it is
>>220459047
Yeah sure I would
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>>220459070
>day 33 of 3 day SMO
https://youtu.be/4VTBMznLrWs
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>>220459070
They're gonna turn him into kebab
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Did my trimestrial CAF income declaration, I'll only get 62€ each month for the next 3 monthd VGH
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>>220459263
Sorry, I took it all.
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>>220459279
They said there were gonna increase the amount too, I don't understand.
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This one looks quite scrumptious.
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@Moselle
Check out this funny fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze1uzC7h8UE
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>>220459428
Nigga took throat singing literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBmb5wik5oI
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>>220459499
What a unit.
Also I know you like birds n shiet, but do you also like flightless birds like emus, kiwis, and penguins? I don't think we ever talked about the fligtless ones fr.
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>>220459162
>they already receive enough attention as it is
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>>220459499
Also check this out. New bird lore unlocked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u10FR8sKeHE
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>>220459724
TheDodo is a wholesome channel
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@maltanon
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1775186932375127.mp4
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science has gone too far this time
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>>220459908
Way too far.
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>>220459606
Of course I like them, especially the kakapo
>>220459724
Based birb frenship
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>Another gaza flotilla
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>>220460189
They should wear pig leather clothes and bring bacon on board
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Life goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmZY1vw7ug
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>>220460124
>kakapo
Knew I recognized that bird from somewhere. Quite the shagger he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

>>220459908
First one I'm certain was posted on /med/ before and I'm also more certain than not that it's in my unsorted folder fr fr.
Second one is new tho.

>>220460467
>life goals
>*look inside*
>food
Dare I say... based?
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>>220460869
Its a whole Iberico pig, they are quite expensive and sought after, also as the guy said, almost impossible to buy whole.

They raise em outdoors and let them run around the forest and eat acorns.
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Gotten back from my incelrun
While I was running a bald guy driving a black Skoda Superb with German plates greeted me with his arm open
What does this mean /med/?
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>>220460467
>>220460994
It probably was a tax write-off cause its for Youtube content, literally have your pork and eat it too, lucky bastaads
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>>220460869
yeah found it in a /v/ bread, there is also an uncensored longer version apparently
>>>/v/736273842
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>>220461179
Weird behaviour from a German,the more north you go the more cold and autismo people are.

Perhaps Italy made him a warmer person
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>>220461338
Sure but why greet me specifically?

Anyway where the hell is Catnigga? I hope he is deep in the embrace of a Moortuguese lady
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>>220459070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_DsUURCakY
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>>220461491
Maybe you seemed welcoming idk.
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>>220461581
this guy was on Rogan
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>>220461739
Porky
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>>220455894
Interesting pose.

>>220457830
Fat.

>>220461179
He was just a sociable fellow who thought that is the the proper thing to do, befriending locals and all that.
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>new batch of military data uploaded by some region archive website
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>>220461782
its almost pure fat that Iberico belly
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>>220461806
She's not fat desu, these are the perfect proportions for a woman of breeding age
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>>220461897
>She's not fat desu, these are the perfect proportions for a woman of breeding age
Correct
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>>220461897
If she has such low impulse control now, imagine what she’ll become after popping out one or two kids.
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>>220462423
In a perfect world she stays like this forever, also I don't want to have children desu
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Momo's gf when she locks him in
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>>220462642
>Momo's gf

Stopped reading there
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There is something oddly soothing about Japanese Kanji.
>>220461897
Interesting.
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Gonna make Tsoureki for Easter for the first time.
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>>220462473
>I don't want to have children desu
Why btw?

>>220461332
Sex with all of them. Simple as.

>>220460994
>They raise em outdoors and let them run around the forest and eat acorns.
Sad how that's not the norm desu.

>>220461491
>Anyway where the hell is Catnigga?
Captcha has some bugs for him that blocks him from posting. At least that's what he told me here on /med/ when he was lucky enough to bypass that bug and even then he only posted twice.
Either that or he already has some portuguese fangirls cuz he is a succesful writer after all so he is busy dicking them down.
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>>220463056
I don't like having responsibilities, also children are annoying and take up all of your free time
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>ancestor having one brother and 7 (seven) sisters
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>>220463056
That's because Moselle perfectly embodies the millennial prototype
Think about it
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>>220463086
I'm like you but still would like to have kiddos :)
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>>220463086
>I don't like having responsibilities, also children are annoying and take up all of your free time
White moment desu.

>>220463137
Moselle is based unlike most millenials thoughbeit.
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>>220463250
To be fair he would probably be a terrible parent, so it's good he doesn't have children
At the end of the day the only /med/der who seems to be adequately capable of handling children is the one who's actually a father
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My classmates are starting to have children and I'm kind of jealous, some already have had for a few years. My Turkish classmate had his first at 20.
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>>220463377
classmates and friends*
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>>220463377
Personally I would like to have children in theory, but in practice I probably won't be able to even get married and, even if I could, I would never trust any woman enough to marry her
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>>220463312
>At the end of the day the only /med/der who seems to be adequately capable of handling children is the one who's actually a father
Kinda trvthnuke tbf.
>I would never trust any woman enough to marry her
Is it because of your looks or is it because just simply don't feel like women can be trusted?
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>>220463449
3 of my friends already have children without being married, although one of them is getting married next year.

A girl friend form childhood had 2 kids before she got married.

I think a lot of women get a bad rep because of what you see online which is mostly not real life. Also alot of anti-natalist articles, astroturfed bullshit written by feminists.
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My insides hurt.
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@Brunecel
Have this
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1775223288004178.jpg
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>>220463700
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>>220463622
yep
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>>220463529
The former: I am sure there are plenty of women who sincerely love their husbands (e.g. Portuchad), but in my case I would always end up playing the role of the betabuxxer, and I absolutely do not want a permanent committal under such conditions. I would probably be fine with casually dating a woman based on my ability to provide stability and financial resources, but actually marrying one without any attraction on her side feels like a recipe for disaster.
Of course these are all purely theoretical considerations, as it stands I can't even get a date
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>>220463449
>>220463837
Plenty of people who got divorced say that it was worth it because they love their children, I already think it's worth it even if it doesn't work out with your partner.
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>>220463837
Dating people without liking/loving them never gets any of the two anywhere from what I’ve seen in the wild.
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Remembered I probably have kids
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>>220463977
how?
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>>220463911
Yeah fuck that, you go first
>>220463928
Exactly
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>>220463977
KEK

>>220463837
I'm sorry brother.
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Did you donate to a sperm bank?
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>>220464120
He did.
Nigga plans to become the emperor of Earth through his descendants. He even looked up if he could donate sperm abroad fr fr.
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Pãotugal
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>>220464118
You shouldn't feel sorry for me, you should start dating yourself
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>>220464188
That's crazy
>>220464255
this
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>>220464120
Women are going through a lengthy process just to get my sperm injected in their coochie.
They will refuse to date me THOUGH.
Peculiar people.
Getting an autist will punish them for their insolence.
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>>220464296
You're a mad lad, can you check if they used it?
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>>220464328
No. They can try to contact me once they're 18.
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Guess who's having a nice time in neighbour's balcony right now
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>band I like has a new album
>only 3 new songs
>has a live show in town one hour away
>already sold out
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>>220464636
Is there a black market for concert tickets ?
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>>220464636
Grim
Bretagne wins though. https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/2035399904567165005
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>>220464678
there should be but the og tickets were sold for 5 macronian kopecks only
my procrastinating ass has ruined me once again
>>220464693
>le cidre n'est pas servi en bolée
kojima is a hack
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>>220464831
>my procrastinating ass has ruined me once again
Deserved fr fr
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Kinda fucked how literally no french comedian or celebrity is as funny as my irl friends or local improv niggas
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>>220464894
>French comedians
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>>220464894
/med/ders are way funnier than any comedians desu
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>>220459254
>>220459484
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>>220464636
Not even going to ask the name of the band cuz you would not tell us cuz doxxing o algo, but what genre is their music?
Also any improvements in your life overall since we talked some weeks ago?

>>220464296
>Getting an autist will punish them for their insolence.
Why would you want your own kid to be autistic?
You really are peculiar.

>>220464255
>you should start dating yourself
Not happening.
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>>220464914
We got a few good ones doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_81bdU9x2Y
>>220464920
very true!
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>>220465037
I don't, it's a joke.

>>220465053
Don't think i can handle those
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>>220465101
Very tough but rewarding watch usually.
We got korrigan kino for twinko there too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuE-YGCkIhA
>>220463837
There will always be a girl for us out there fren, even with how hard it's getting out there
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>>220465383
have 'cestors that live near the infamous beaurainville
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>>220465773
2/2
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>>220465773
>>220465803
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>>220465880
Enjoying this latest lecherous trend?
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>>220465967
more than the sows
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>>220466221
Romanians and Spaniards are eating good
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>>220466024
Meaning?
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>>220466221
I got that old england ass, that Hank Hill ass
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>>220466342
Not a fan of gigantic tits
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>>220466221
For me? Romanis
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>>220466470
I do not post "gigantic".
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>>220466640
You post some, but the gooners are worse on that.
This is gigantic btw
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>>220466640
I can feel the softness
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Btw Brunester, talking about cringe videos, do you have the one about the commerce seminar that you told me about when we met? I never found it afterwards
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>>220466695
This I believe
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>>220466727
>>220466695
https://youtu.be/kEp_9hol8dQ
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>>220466727
>>220466750
great, thanks fren! :)
Will watch the kino
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Good night med see you tomorrow
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>>220467505
Sleep tight Momolino
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Bored.
>>220466675
Not gigantic.
>>220466676
I'm more of a hands-on approach kind of guy, so I can't relate.
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>>220453045
I just read that it flies our flag.
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Just bought an amp for guitar, if I knew it was that cheap I would have bought it earlier
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>>220467773
Yeah but apparently the important thing is that instead of displaying their destination they told that it was french owned and crossed
Idk why it would work
Maybe Iran like that France is kinda pissed at usa
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>>220467980
The flag simply shows where it is registered anyway.
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>>220467980
And yeah, the fact that France said 'no' to the USA is likely why it was allowed to pass.
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Good night, sisters.
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>>220449532
>British word
>pedophobe
Checks out
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>>220465803
3/3
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>>220458000
i am all of them, which is why i don't need to have friends. also, i usually don't like 'em that big, but those two are nice.
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>>220465037
band's called angine de poitrine
they're kinda popping off lately im surprised
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>>220470160
i saw their kexp show, which was released recently, and i think many people got exposed through it as well. the full performance got a ton of views.



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