horse jacked edition
Indian tings
This is the one
>>220456669death to femalekind
Hair's falling out.
got 12 gyozas cooking rorkes fuming of course
Pic related is from the NASA spacecraft en route to the moon, looking back at EarthEvery human in history lived on that ball you see there
>>220459409not me
>>220459409>Every human in history lived on that ball you see thereNot really
>>220459388time to turkey
>>220459409Yeah obviously
>>220459409fucks sake im in the picture looking gormlesseyes half closed
imagine being a little indian fella, seeing earth and wanting to sightsee, and then the first place you beam down onto is kolkata
>>220459469
Imagine being a Canadian LOL
Yanks are making fun of us on X again
>>220459469i mean alien fella, really though... isnt that much a difference is there
>>220459525love how you can REALLY tell when yanks are going through it because they randomly start obsessing over the UK or canada as a coping mechanism
>>220459492lad your prime minister said you got to have less dogs because of muslimsyou're offcially the biggest cucks around
conspiracy tonight lads. scary how mint it is proper frightening
>>220459552I actually like Canadians I was just doing some banter
>>220459567Watched this with my ex years ago and she was annoyed that nothing interesting was happening
>>220459545Why are they so dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STugQ0X1NoI
>>220459409there are literally millions of people having a cheeky little wank in that picture
>>220459583i'm not
BorderlineFeels like I'm going to lose my mind
>>220459652i do not like this 'fode' image
>>220459643I know and you've made me feel well bad
/brit/ is like Twin Peaks Diego is stuck in the Black Lodge and his doppleganger Mousey is running amok Spaino is the little midget dancing around lol look at his little red suit bless him
>>220459616this is how rorke cracks
>>220459668 I do
>>220459691remove it
time for a lil slice
>>220459452Every human has lived on Earth. A few astronauts have spent long periods on the International Space Station, but they still spent the vast majorities of their lives on Earth.
>>220459710can't prove this
>>220459700:(
>>220459707eaten a full terry's chocolate orange and a caramel wispa gold today
>>220459707Corr
>>220459710usa has been in contact with aliens since the 50s so its entirely possible a serviceman could have had a child aboard a ufo thats never been on earth
>>220459738why did you remove it
>>220459710What if somebody got pregnant and then took plan b in space
*shoots up heroin under a bridge*well it's better than being stuck indoors and depressed
>Chilling new details have emerged surrounding the disappearance of a retired Air Force general tied to UFO secrets and a string of missing or dead US scientists wait this really is exactly like twin peaks wtf
>>220459791Oh no anon, heroin is a depressant
>>220459791heroin is mint
>>220459409Get that climate changed
everyday we still got crack a great day
>>220459805ok I will eat cherry pie and drink coffee. Judy!!!
im on rorkeTV with my fucking hands up
>>220459805The owls are not what they seem
>>220459805>>220459833
>>220459678SOS I am in the black lodgeSOSThe midget is terrorising me. Get me out of this craphole now.
mumberg can draw her state pension in two years time
>>220459854scream
Didn't think I could get drunk off fosters but 18 cans managed it
>>220459844actually howlingwhat a post
Is Rorke who says this is a Christian country going to church this Easter?
>>220459854
yeah im putting salted butter on my corn on the cob if you dont like it shove it up your arse
>>220459854That is, and I mean that is, a damn fine tim post
>>220459739Did you enjoy them?>>220459741
>>220459844shit screaming
>>220459878the butter or the corn?
>>220459878>im putting salted butter on my corn on the cobdog getting a treat is he?
>>220459844piss roaring
>>220459890'ere I'll tell you what Sweden (Sverige) is good at Krisprolls Well good they are
>>220459844Laughing at this in public
>>220459890nooo you'll get fat you lil twink i need you to stay thin
>>220459878*shoves your corn cob up my bum*right, next?
>>220459905yanks live the most depressing lives on earthlooks like theyve got an intruder in the house too
Posting that on the /tv/ Sopranos threads
Garmonbozia (pain and sorrow)
>>220459878bollocks, you used margarine
>>220459964corrr could go for some garmonbozia on toast right now
>>220459959Noo yanks will make fun of us. I can't take it anymore.
>>220459964UK remake making these baked beans and little saysages
fuuuckkk i just want sex how do i have sex
imagine we came in here one day and the fucking Twin Peaks theme was playing over the thread far better than the SHIT prank the mods served up
been really enjoying cowgirl position lately going absolutely crazy for 10 seconds and cumming inside her with a finger up the arse
>>220460003there are... ways
>>220460003chat up a sheila
>>220460003take your cock, yeah? done?stick it in someones vagina, bam done
open the fucking pubs
You lads getting up to anything exciting tonight then?
>>220460027might give this a go
>>220460003>>220460014
>>220459905Americans are the only people on Earth who tuck polo shirts into chinos
>>220460035dogging
Watching children from my bedroom window play hide and seek and one of the little runts is cheating by counting fast
>>220459913>KrisprollsWhat's that?
there are still people in the old
you need slapping down
um
Merry Easter everyone
~sigh
Dug myself into a little white lie hole that's spiralled out of control at toil
>>220456669What if she needs a poo? Must be a nightmare getting all that off to poi
>>220460079
you tell em rorke
>>220460157You're better off just telling the truth all the time
>>220460142
MILK ME
>>220460204Um
Finally home from MassLegs and feet are fucking killing meI might go to bed
>bradley "the walsh" chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR7uH6Yuxw4
>>220460221Where did you go? Boston?
>>220460237your mum's gaff
Never been comfortable with the mocking of step dads, my step dad was there for me when my real dad died and I don't know what would have happened if he wasn't there to love and support me. He's not a cuck, he's a hero.
bawston
got a screw lose
>>220460250Well, thinking back on it. Really delving deep into your psyche, I'd like to ask... Did you ever fuck him up the arse?
>>220460269this bradders looks like my mum
me? wanked to many things over the years. interracial, milfs, asian, children, cucks, anime, blender, redheads, Latina, POV. But never trans. it's something I'm proud of
>>220460284Bizarre
>>>/a/287176755
>>220460302not the hair obv
fucking COME AGAIN
>>220460301low t
women hate big willies
>>220460301wait what
>>220460348that's what my gf says anyway
>>220460346shit shriek
>blender
just debunked rorke
must have been the wind
>>220460394Lol nice one! What was he blathering on about this time
>>220460301um
so thenwhat happened to that thread on bant
whats wrong with interracial then
>>220460436ktim
>>220460436Conor is a well dressed young man
>>220460441Because they're not having sec WITH ME
>>220460414usual nonsense about men not being able to become pregnant
I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
>>220460436looking smart leftypol
>>220460441against the law
>>220460465He's a Roke
>>220460464You can start on Monday
really didn't need to wank and end the nofap but i did it out of boredom
>>220460484im on the nofap
>>220460464alri carlybender
Mousey watching The Matrix for the first time then thinking it's all real and that this is a simulation
gamed all day in my pants award
>>220460464your application to join reform UK will be in the mail
Kate Winselt gilf mode
fucking getting raped
I want the money I don't care about thisIn the night there's no faces >w<
>>220460494literally think that is 100% what would actually happen
I GOT ME SO DOWNI GOT ME A HEADACHEEEEEE
>>220460530ßcr
just did a little cute fart lol
middle class dickheads love to say theyre working class
>>220460530loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
screaming
>>220460581no please, no class talk, I can't stand it
>>220460600first I think I've seen a downs lad with facial hair
Hey cockface
sighing
pumping toxic fumes from my 3d printer out my bedroom window and killing the birds so I can have a funny RC forklift to move shit around on my desk
>>220460600honestly respect his parents/carers for keeping him at a healthy weight
>>220460530R
>>220460600thought that trampoline said clitoris
shit my pants award
>>220460631look in the mirror if you ever fancy seeing a second
>>220460649Have you thought about printing yourself a clue
>>220460663pscianf
literally nothing makes me laugh more than a good bradkleypost these days
Clapping my hands like a retard and shouting poo screaming whilst looking at edited pictures of a game show host
>>220460663bodied him
>>220460663
>>220460663I did. Just saw your mum rubbing one out on my bed
right well that's another sexy spanish tranny on my instagram reels
>>220460664what do you mean?
>>220460631>>220460649he's look like a good lad
>>220460683we're actually so mentally ill
>>220460664Raped that sexy spanish tranny into next week
anal beads made of lead user award
>>220460704Stone Cold Steve Autism
>>220460739clappy
Who wants a game of chess?
>>220460739
>>220460739corrr imagine the shits she does
got rice crispy squares and grapes for dinner tonight
wanked off to a plastic dinosaur award
Well then
Ed miliband is Wallace without the gromit
>>220460485Hehe
>>220460783
>>220460807half expected to see bradley walsh's face in this
>>220460807Kek nice spot
if you wanked off into a reservoir then will millions of people drink your cum
What would you do if Bradders was outed as a nonce?
>>220460767um shes browsing children's books
>>220460831Yeah it's already happening
>>220460838I would post the headline with a bradley image attached
finna buy resident evil 4 (2023)
>>220460838Support him.
>trying to fap>suddenly reminded of what's happening in the world
>>220460820
Does Bradley do cameos I want to make him look at brit
want a pint in town... maybe
>>220460283corr good.post diss
>>220460838make a bradders version of this pic
Any man know how to use a drill? Do I need to drill a pilot hole first or is that woke? And how do I know what size drill bit and screws to use if I'm mounting something with holes
>U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew
>>220460767this women really embodies the full vapidity of female gen z
https://youtube.com/shorts/urIlZMsvDMk?si=5nd7EBzCWjzfsx0O
FOOD ALRIGHT
no bums allowed in the library
>>220460767Women will wear trousers like this that grip and perk up their arses and then get mad at you for looking at itFor that reason, I hate women
>>220460957nasty boy
>>220460910
:l
>>220460905two in town are rough as fuck
>>220460980Um
>>220460980I do not like this image>>220460981I like this image
mi look
>>220460980
>>220460981:3
>>220460983come again lad
>>220461011:>
>>220461019is that what you said to your bf last night lolololol
so lonely
might go the gay bar later for a bit of attention
This is my favourite bradders edit
N
>>220460980Ben shapiro
might have a gay porn melty in the brit thready
36 quid for a lamb leg fuck right off
>>220461079why's he got such big babylons then
>>220461079Nice udders bradders
>>220461079theres this afternoon's wank secured
im hungry
IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE
>>220461103cozzie lives innit
>>220460485leftypol cutting their air pipes
>>220461079hot
im going to gay porn take my own life
Y'ALL WANT A SINGLE SAY FUCK THATFUCK THAT FUCK THAT
MY NAME IS FINLAYAND I LOVE TO FUCK
>>220460485What exactly happened here?
am druk
>>220461180retard could just sit on the other side of the table and look out of the window while eating. stupid putrid incel frog
>>220461180womfy
Where's mousey?? :/
>>220461195dont fucking say that
>>220461199parasites ate him
minecraft roof design is hard
>>220461155
>>220461216stupid frog! horrid fat frog!
>>220461199getting ready for his birthday on Wednesday
>>220461219play valheim like a real man
>>220461216horrible little frog he needs putting down
>>220461192a woman was left unsupervised
>>220461180WHERE'S THE BLACK PUDDING?!
>>220461232oh you nasty boy
>>220461223belly almost as big as tim's
BOING BOING BOING HAHAHAH THERE'S NO STOPPING US NOW
>>220461243you nasty boy
>>220461192started floating and fell out of her helmet
>>220460923Yeah basically just don't be an idiot. Pilot hole is sensible because otherwise you're just going to mash the wall up. Best way is just to measure your plug against the drill bit, if it looks about the same size it's probably right. Measure the length with tape and then go in and out a few times with the drill to clear out the dust. Or just look up a yt video from a real man I suppose, I just figured it out from trial and error
if luke littler started any shit with me I'd just remind him of his dismal hairline
>>22046128117 year old who looks 37
>>220460981Look to the sky
im 23 and look 17 or something
pussy on my lap
mumberg says I look like the burger with the curky hair off of home alone umprompted
>>220461180>>220461196Why do we try so hard in life when we could just be womfy?
>>220461321/brit/ mfs will see this and say "catberg on a sleepy one"
>>220461079what the heck hes got tits!
the quintessential british lad
dad and his bf screaming at me to get a job again
>>220461321cute
Puke shittler
>>220461354why do children have guns now?
>>220461347ktim
>>220461321Catbjorg
>burger with the curky hair
>>220461354cunts name sounds like something from monsters inc
>>220461354Heard about this when I was in car with gran earlierShe was almost inconsolable about itHad to really try and stop myself from laughing because i knew it would be a wog and lo and behold it was
>>220461369>Children He was an astrophysicist rorke
>>220461404screaming
>>220461401sc
I'll post the new, lads, don't worry
>>220461354>Kids>Boys>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Hulking schoolboys>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
mocking a murdered child is it rorke?
>>220461426>>220461426new
>>220461404Your nan driving you about was she
>>220461447All me
>>220461354Sad thatNo good can come from having guns and shooting people with them.
