Plimoth Plantation edition
I can sympathise with the American chap who required a log-in for his favourite porn leaks site, for I too have fallen victim before. I am still struggling to access my beloved SMG forum
we're in here:>>220490237>>220490237>>220490237
>*sucks teeth*shieeet nigga I aint finna give nonna y'all no dollar
>>220490237ive been up there
mummys making chicken pasta bake for tea x
i’m in here actually
>>220490277>>220490271no one gives a shit
>>220490248>blondes are my favourite
blade runner lass with the dodgy haircut, peng
hello i am from sweden
RIGHT NOW I'M DANGEROUS
drinking rice wine vinegar
i saw your green hairbeauty mark next to your mouththere on the subwayi nearly had a breakdowna few weeks latersomebody wore your perfumeit almost killed me i had to leave the roomit's just another day and it's not overtil it's overit's never over
so this storm was a nowtsarnie then
>>220490269Got my login saved on a notepad file. Don't care if people call me a freak, I must hoard my porn
I went to France once on a day trip with my school when I was 13 or 14 (took a boat to Bologne in the early morning and came back in the evening).On the way back to the UK, the ferry lurched and I fell over, and my prawn sandwich went flying across the floor. I remember there was a group of French girls nearby who went completely silent for a few seconds, then started laughing at me. The memory is burned into my brain.
>>220490303How does having a preference for blondes make one bent?
>>220490271snooze ya lose, i'm afraid
Do I have something on my nose lads>>220490242Cheers
>>220490333
what is really
>>220490336would be wanking to that memory every day
>>220490315ktiiiiim
>>220490336hot
>>220490336
contemplating a walk. an incel walk one might say
might get this for the cricket x
>>220490315forsen
>>220490336I snogged on my model un trip to England. British lass
>>220490355"Having a girlfriend is gay" - Nick Fuentes
>>220490269SMG?
saw the enby barista again today :)
yo ho ho and a bottle of cum
>>220490401oh for the cricket you say? thought you’d get it for the all the homosexual encounters you do daily
what's Mr Chips doing
you're on the bus and you see this, what you doing to her?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774992080061638.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774991923191754.webm
How can you be an incel like just stick your dick in haha
>>220490401You going to the lords pavilion lad?
>>220490433sucking mulhern off
>>220490443...yh
>>220490407Lucky sod
just saw a girl with visibly sweaty armpits in the librarySNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>220490435um
>>220490435Suck all of the feminine cum out of her cock
You’ll miss Sir Keir when he’s gone
>>220490460i find this woman viscerally disgusting
what's causing this? And don't tell me any of that climate change twaddle I want the real reason
do you think it's weirder for a woman to have all male friends or for a man to have all female friends?
>>220490184Have you touched it since?
>>220490464
>>220490482I'm tripping my face off of 2cb and I can't even at this image
>>220490499presumably the woke
>>220490520yeah most days
>>220490482ummy picture
>>220490497heem
>>220490336Should've wanked in front of them. That would've shown them!
>>220490497Start doing this
sick of pretending my cousin isn't fit as fuck
>>220490520nope
>>220490486You are gay sir>>220490460Would
>>220490499le wokeism
>what's oxygen for? And don't tell me breathing I want the real reason
>>220490547>>220490560fuck off
>>220490497on a mad one
>>220490570Just plant feecees they poo out
>>220490460sex
>>220490570SCROAR
>>220490497did he died? why did the other guy tell him he forgot his harness?
>>220490583
>>220490497abs (always be strapped)
didnt know there was a hollow man 2
>>220490519Woman with all male friends = autisticMan with all female friends = gay
dont get this girl at alllike obviously really likes talking to me in person (and work brings us together to chat around lunch most days) and we do some one on one wetherspoons trips and stuffyet at the same time she never engages physically and her texting is like so flat and disinterestedyet also she lets me hold her hands and put my arms around her waist also lets me kiss her face but i've not tried the lips yet cos the signals are so fucking mixed
>>220490497when you're at the top and starmer says he'll ban peng gay poo porn unless you get down in less than a second
Really makes you think
>>220490519woman having all male friends, probably something wrong with herthe latter is just gay
>>220490559What is his name?
>>220490497what was his endgame?
>>220490620probably pissed when he said that
>>220490614butterfly effect 2 as well
>>220490620>proceeds to write the most neurotic shite in history
>>220490610incels and femcels so close to each other that they could kiss. they never will though
>>220490336For me it's going on a CERN school trip and as me and a mate walked past a couple Swiss lasses one of them "mmmm" in a sexy french accent. No I didn't do anything about it
>>220490623harry
>>220490628oi oi oi
>>220490628RIP to the grenfell massive x
>>220490620>love the animalsum
nooooooo
>>220490654the neurosis was on the part of people that did not love thoughbeit
>>220490628Just reminds me of going to my friends flat, lift was noisy as fuck and smelt badly, his flat was a mess too, neighbours were grim trollops and it ended with us getting chased by the local chavs when I was leaving
>>220490628I don’t know
got a suck job on a school trip to swanage from a fit milf who worked at the ice cream kiosk pissed right in her mouth at the end
>>220490628Is that Delboy and Rodders flat
im a male femcel and im tired of pretending im not
>>220490675When i bid for my flat i ignored all tower blocks and ghetto estates
>>220490628original pirate material, you're listening to the streets
>>220490699how is either of those house worth anywhere near +£1m
>>220490720the rorkes: endgame
>>220490336>>220490665Later on I'd find out a mate from my old school went on a Cuba tripped and shagged a lass from either a different school or a local so that's me mogged. He was the lad everyone fancied in school so he had it easy
>>220490614>>220490643There are six Psychos as well.
got skyfall on
>>220490697My aunt lived in a tower block in Clapham 20 years ago. Lifts were dodgy, always smelt of piss. Can't imagine what tower blocks are like in places like Birmingham or Grimsby.
>>220490780can't park there mate
>>220490497And then everyone clapped
>>220490782Anne Hathaway sex arse
Y'all ever try that sweet crystal??
>>220490699To be fair these articles are ragebait. The council only have properties in that area and prices happen to be expensive>>220490742It's West Hampstead m8.
WARMLEATHERETTE
>>220490628country would improve if every tower block was knocked down and the people in them shipped off to slaver's bay
need to move out so i can become my true self without fear of judgement
>>220490780need a tragic close quarters combat encounter with my former mentor here
>>220490782leng
nth for the baddiedem
ain't got time for your monkeyshines
>>220490782Chad's have it so easy
developing a virus might release it soon
>>220490851australia is doing bad enough as it is mate
>>220490780Cerulean cost ahh vibe
I'm sorry but I can't hear bloody anymore without thinking about the Indians(dot heads) arguing with each other.
developing a poo might release it soon
rorke dropping aids 2
>>220490931Would legitimately shit myself if this happened, poo would be streaming out of my arse onto the seat uninterrupted
>>220490842There shouldn’t be any social housing at all. Povvos and biomass should be forced to make the same decisions about where to live as normal people.Mad how Abdul can get ilr and a house in Westminster for his 5 kids while a young graduate has to commute in for hours, share with dozens of others and pay most of his income for the privilege or get a job back home and live with mummy and daddy. It’s not right
>>220490931my nightmare
>>220490948distilled from smelly childhood bedrooms
>>220490959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0kino
NON-NARCOTICNON-ADDICTIVEBRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAALUDES
Fulham Poo
u r out of touchim out of time
Of the 5 prostitutes I've met so far, it's impressive how arrogant 3 of them are. Very high opinion of themselves, the blonde one I lost my virginity to especially. She's the one who likes Taylor Swift and Sylvia Plath.One of them was really down to earth and kind but her profile is inactive. I only saw her once.
>>220491058stfu up EW lmao
>>220490956genuinely look like this
>>220490972I don't understand how getting rid of social hosing will fix your 2k rent and 3 hour commute. The problem is a stupid allocation system, not social housing itself.
>>220490931Reminds me of the time a lass on a metro kept glancing at me smiling. Thank God she never chat to me, my patter would've died after a few linesKissless and shagless of my own making is the premium cope
>>220491058Your hookers spoke English? I've never had sex with a woman who spoke English.
god what a PAWGstarting to think ruby is extremely fuckablealso does anyone have an exercise bike? wondering if i should get a spin bike or one of those upright ones
oh my days it 7:30 and i still haven't had my dinner
>>220491058what makes them arrogant, they're financially dominating you, one of them even took your virginal power
Really grim shite day that I just want to be over
let the poofall
>>220490499Man-made climate change is real whether you like it or not
>>220491132get the ready meal in the micro
>>220491178nonsense
>>220491131>exercise bikefor old biddies
making a gay porn channel on CyTube if anyone's interested
>>220491164did your bollocks in on an acca?
>>220490922Alri bill gates
>>220491204good way to get cardio at home mate
>wanting to be Carly Rae Jepsen's baby
>>220491131go for a jog lad
CLEAR THEM OUT
Contemplating starting up an ASMR channel, reckon I can get people going but might have more luck using a voice changer and larping as a girl for a bigger audience
>>220491131no chebs but a lovely arsestill a virginvictorian moralsshe is rorke's ideal gf
look at her skinlook at her nosefeel her hairtouch her clothes
>>220491227>>220491231
https://youtu.be/P1HKc1Qug1k?si=2MIU1UNe5C00Vf_z
best cardio you can do at home is walking up and down the stairs
how many bomborasclaat eggs will you lads be having
Need to find this set and look up at Marika's tits
>>220491231i already run enough. i'm at 19 minute 5k. i want to do other forms of cardio.rowing machine is the alternative but i think i prefer cycling
>>220491265Six
goodfellas deep pan spicy pepperoni and pepper 7/10 very nice
>>220491235
Get in lads
might get a walking pad for wfhtoil
>>220491261i unironically do hatsune miku fitness boxing but only when mum and stepmum are outwould get ring fit adventure but doesnt work on switch 2
>>220490931The woman standing looking at me.
>>220491298chin chin
>>220491267*screams while pooing out 200 golden runes*
>>220491131get something cheap and foldable, as long as it's got enough resistanceif you have a proper bike you can get a trainer to attach it but you probably don't have that if you're asking
>>220491308seems like a gimmickit's better to just take a break and do some proper cardio
>>220491270for what purpose
Funny images. Funny images of the gameshow host comedian.
>>220491308all the yanks at toil do this on zoomtoil, it's quite distracting, feels performative
>>220491309I wish I still had my Wii so I could play Wii Sports
>>220491308productivityslopjust exercise like a normal person
>You see Marika IS Radagon and earlier married Godfrey as herself, banished him and later married herself as Radagon to become a second elden lord and....Audiences walking out
think i'll get a daypass at pure gym and have a go at different types of equipment
>>220491318So this is Rorke
>>220491131Need her slapping me about while I beg to eat her arse.
>>220491363poor lad what a state to get into>Bakerpoo line
Exercise = stressStress = deathJust chill, you absolute peons
>>220491333corr would have my face right up that
>>220491381Corr!!!
elden ring film better star my character or else
wtf
>>220491328>200 golden runesreckon i'd only drop about 11 runes, me. i'm a bit shit
pick one rorke
I know we make fun of her here but she is actually a beautiful English rose with a fat arse.Can you really ask for more?
>>220491370elden ring lore is pretty uncomplicated desu
made a nice curry
just seen a gif of a monkey wearing a human coat lol
>>220491433Fucking bitch.
>>220491421Traitorous China-Swede had it coming
>>220491432Do I have to? Oh, alright. H
>>220491443
>>220491432ill take E and H im a man of extremes you see
>>220491421america is basically nazi germany. literally everything you heard about them fighting the nazis has been a lie
eated a whole pizza now i feel sick
>>220491433>with a fat arse
>>220491433
>>220488645you are really this thick aren't you lmao
>>220491421honestly not on
going to do coke after dinner and do a bunch of DIY tasks i need to do in the main bathroom
>>220491476girlie what the duck
>>220491474
>>220491476
>>220491476I bet she is SUPER racist but can't say it because she'd lose sponsors
>>220491485Okay
>>220491467what type of pizza x
got a stander thinking about ruby's arse
>>220491450>>220491465why are americans so cruel
>>220491495thats not a fat arse. that pert little bum and thats better
>>220491522>>220491282it was lovely :)
What went wrong?
don't click that
>>220491433She would be making fun of me. Specifically the size of my penis in a very degrading manner.
>>220491421wow a traitor got killedwho could’ve see that coming?
>>220491537yummers
don't know how anyone achieves any house diy without cocaine tbph just find it so tiring and boring
fuck that
>>220491529think how cruel europe was during colonial times and then picture people who were selected out of that population for being too insane
ruby needs to gain at least 3 stone imagine all that fat going to her arse she has great genetics
right well that appears to be an eviscerated corpse so i think ill be skippng that one
>golly gee willickers but ruby is a pawg!!!!!
big iron on his hip
thought ruby was one of 'those'
>>220491529The world in general was harsher back then>>220491582Eviscerated how? I can only see the thumbnail, janny deleted the file
ruby's arse is so small it's tight squeeze even for my tiny white penis
I want a bradley edit every day for the rest of my life
70IQ hillbilly hick yanks will try to take credit for artemis II
Hilarious how incels here think that the size of the arse has any bearing on whether you can get your willard inside lmao
some of ruby's novel has been leaked
>>220491643It does
>>golly gee willickers but ruby is a pawg!!!!!
>>220491370She began to question her faith sent Godfrey away as a get out of jail card. Married her other self Radagon and in him tried to learn more about the Golden Order. He conceived the law of causality and regression, 2 key fundemantals of the Golden Order. Radagon kept faith in the Golden Order, perhaps waiting for a message from the Greater Will. While Marika side crashed out after her son was murdered. She was a god not a lord, smashed the Elden Ring. Her other self tried to repair it. Both are shattered. Now Marika makes her move via her fail safe she planned when she divorced Godfrey
>Roob with an E
>>220491643deja vu
best town for banter?
>>220491432now this is interesting
>>220491681corrr
my name is beep and im really glad to meet you
i would literally pay £125 to see what heathermong or mousenonce look like
>>220491428Grab a noble sword and you'll be worth 10k runes, that's how much you'll be farmed until you drop the damn thing
>>220491715screaminh
got curtis mayfield on
>>220491363Is this real?
>>220491715*takes a long, slow, deep intake of breath*KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>220491709how bout deegz
>>220491715shon
>>220491570that's a great explanation actuallyexplains why some colonies have so many deranged people>>220491617that too
>>220491749
don't open that
right then that's a pakistani man who records women in bathrooms and gets expelled from university and takes hormones to transition
>>220491773scrtyukl;poiuytgfds
>>220491785*woman
>>220491785the original sacked tranny
>>220491796hi
>>220491715
>>220491729holy shiit poley's pregnant
got my "tex mex" dips from morrisons
>>220491796hello
bradley walsh would make a better bradley walsh than bradley walsh
me own son.. a bradlye poster
greek people really be typing in ancient greek
im sad
mad how men can have an enormous pair of beautiful tits if they really want them
>>220491715exhaled through my nose at a slightly faster rate than i do when i breathe out normally while viewing this post
might sexually assault someone and legally change my first name to theirs
>>220491852just stop being sad
All the red pill stuff is incredibly third world coded
right then you shan't be posting the amer pictures. janny has explicitly forbidden it
>>220491843I just don't understand these Bradley Walsh edits
is that pic real
>>220491120Yeah, all of them. One was Russian but she spoke fluent English.>>220491142Just their attitudes.The Russian one thinks she's a supermodel. Classic materialistic type.The blonde one I lost my virginity to is the one who likes Taylor Swift and Sylvia Plath. Obviously a sex positive feminist type. She has told me herself she's very judgemental and looks down on people who didn't get a First at uni (I did but she's literally a prostitute so how can she look down on anyone).And lastly, the one I met yesterday. She's clearly a disorganised woman (cancelled on me before yesterday) and is likely a single mother, yet she also came across as arrogant and haughty when I tried talking about films to her.
that sopranos webm gets posted multiple times a day and you finooks scream every single time
im the arse man
>>220491848basedwish we still spoke old english
>>220491912*shags you*
>>220491912Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the arse man)
>>220491906this one's a bit new for me
Got an 8:30 rez at Wetherspoons
most bizarre schizo thing ever to have happened in /brit/ history is him changing his name to monica after the girl that he recorded pooing in their flat
he's THE arse man
>>220491965>>220491965>>220491965
honestly she passes quite well could do with a nosejob tho
>>220491946>220491946NICebut didnt evenk now u cod rezzie ther ehaha
>>220491960genuinely evil guy
>>220491946Tell us which one and your table and I'll buy you a fried egg and a ramikin of peas
>>220491960she's so peng
