Skimpy bars edition
Off to my dads for an Easter coffee and hot cross bunThen back home
>>2205046492
rorke choosing a female avatar "because the hitbox is smaller"leftypol grinning knowingly
>>220504667Hey lady, there’s poo on the sides of my pint glass.
well upon reflection it seems I was naive to assume that I would be able to get my haircut at 10AM on easter sunday as the barbershop was closed and I have returned home with my hair the same as it was when I left. I've been a fool.
Spud van out of commission for Easter
Wishing you a most splendid and thoroughly neoliberal morning x
haven't left the house or had a solid poo since thursday
>>220504702comes as standard with the fartgherita
thank god spiders didn't evolve to become social scavengers like roaches
>>220504736agorapoobia
Imagine what she'd do for $50...
>>220504777why dont they clean the rubbish on the floor i thought asians loved order and tidiness
at my local supermarket, even when the detector goes off at the door, the people at the checkout just say "nah don't worry about it" and let them leavereckon i could stuff my pockets with groceries and rob that place blind if i had the inclination
>>220504727wishing you cancer of the pancreas
Sleepy morning so it is
>>220504667Imagine the smell.
i want to make a band thats a mix of fugazi unwound and lcd soundsystem
>>220504667>>220504702>>220504814What if you get a pink eye?
rorke taking up a new hobby because he likes the idea of being a bloke with that hobby but he doesn't actually enjoy it as he's a soulless husk
The THINGS I would do to a submissive bbw cutie!
rorke projecting his rorkian ways onto the character known as rorke
drank a box of wine and got absolutely spasticated last nighttexted two exes and then was posting smiths songs in the toil group chatno one has replied
>no poo seal
>>220504804Happens every day in this cunt and is effectively decriminalised at this point. Big supermarket CEOs tearing their wigs off cause the companies are losing millions every day to people just walking out the door with trolleys full of unpaid shopping and the police do nothing.
>>220504870>box wineWhat kind?>no one has repliedSo embarrassing. I messaged an old old teacher on facebook once.
>>220504807beautiful
Need Emma Watson to squeeze out a brown log onto my dinner plate.
17 years a wageslave
real bundle of joy are limmy
>>220504963not very christian of him
>>220504966they probably feel something at the prospect of smelling next man's dung with a broken toilet for another 8 days
went to the bottleshop earlier and got double parked in by some guy with an english accent who looked like saddam hussein
>>220504912It's mad how we could tax the rich properly to fund better policing, but Rorke will insist that very wealthy Brits are poor little innocent creatures who already pay enough tax
>>220504966seen a thing whree astronauts see earth and realise they should be down there fixing earths problems instead
if they're still in the shop how are they a shoplifter? For all you know they were going to pay for those items before you rugby tackled them to the floor and cracked their skull like an egg
sucking a caramel egg
>>220504963imagine risking your safety for waitrose's margins
>>220505013ok leftypol when we tax the rich they leave the country and thats bad ok?
>>220505019don't think that happenssounds like something a misanthropic leftypol would say
explain this then leftyrorke
>>220504667Imagine the smell of the pint
>>220505013reality is if you tax the rich they fuck off elsewhere and take their money with themeither every single country on earth agrees to tax them simultaneously and no one ever relaxes them to attract business or we continue living under their boots forever
>>220505054one of the astronauts was talking about it
https://youtu.be/dnMvz3mLXaA?si=zokVtu_zk_D24pX3
why does leftypol think taxes will solves all the issues anyway
>>220505013In the future corporations will just provide their own policing in weird and increasingly dystopian ways. The big companies already run the show and as time goes on they'll become increasingly annoyed that their profits can be infringed upon in any capacity which cannot be mitigated by internal policies and decisions.Instead of saying to the police "you need to do something about this", it'll be "we're happy to solve this problem ourselves with our own money if you take the leash off us".
>>220505102>leashFOY
topping a twink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0SU0hap_JA&t=8s
>>220505097don't worry rorke, you won't be the one being taxed
>>220505086didn't he say the exact opposite
>>220505136doesnt answer the question thoughbeit
why don't we just tax jim ratcliffe
snowing in glesga
>>220504667Health an safety nightmare this
>>220505137idk just saw it yeah
taxation is our strength rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3OxlECa4xY
fucking HELL i haven't been hungover like this in years
luv nanberg but fuck me is she irritating
>>220505200rorke voting for greens after this
>>220505203eshuta?
on the cards: wank and a pot noodle
Please visit Ulysses S. Grant's birthplace and enjoy America's rich and fascinating history
>>220505226Sorry, I don't speak Igbo.
>>220505200hahahaha oh my daaaaysss
first bender, then flexo, then fry
Is it worth getting Shin Godzilla in 4k or just Blu-ray?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mUeCIF_EjA
everything on earth is exactly the same
>>220504720might report that to disney
>>220505245for real while do troons pick old lady names and wear old lady clothesthey want to be anime girls online but irl they want to be a 68 year old woman in the 1960s
>>220505054that's the opposite of misanthropy
>>220505254Not a fan of Shin Godzilla. They made him too OP which ruined it.
>>220505247
genuinely just writhe around all day like a useless grub
mumberg hasnt even put the lamb in yet and it's fucking 11
pissing it down with snow here
nobinary niggas be like my names elliot now
>>220505292pscrtim
>>220505247Leela sex arse
wanked in the gym showers again
>>220504966What are you supposed to feel? Not sure I'd feel much, but I'm not really one of those space loving neeks so maybe it's different for them
MtFs really be like>omg how did you know my name was Lillith?
>>220505298where
>>220505322elton
>>220505322what do the red dots mean I live in one of those
>>220505050>>220505077Create an exit tax. If a rich person tries to leave the UK, or tries to move money outside the UK, they have to pay a big tax to do those things. If they don't pay the tax then they go to prison.
>>220505134went to school with her
>>220505283no it's notthey don't say it out of genuine concern for anyone on earth but out of cynical hatred of what they see as misplaced human joy
>>220505336what would you do when you realise taxing wealthy people doesnt fix your economy
>>220505335Yeti sightings
>>220505335native cornish speakers
>>220505335Nonce pointers
>>220505335its too late bro tell your family you love them
I wish I spent more time arguing with mongs about the econom—beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
that's flatberg deep cleaned then what to do with the rest of my day
create a tax that involves beheading and murdering billionaires
>>220505375wank and a pot noodle
business idea: tax the poor at 99999999999%
>>220505370i live for this shit
it is best to do flatberg cleaning first before a wank and a pot noodle in my experience
>>220505036i thought he was a manager or something and might actually get told off, but no he was still a shop assistant after 17 years. he must have some sort of mental disability
Granddad Trotter sex arse
cancel tax for natives and triple the tax for biomass
Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?
create a feminoid tax on all feminoids for their existence that they can end by submitting to extermination
>>220505278Knew a tranny called Scarlet Valentina or some shit
Visit Columbus, Ohio
australians were a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fs9hRUTOnU
>>220505247we should go alphabetically
ate most of my egg and now i have a stummy ache
>>220505347Its a one off leaving tax
>>220505418I don't think I will
hello yes my name is Gardevoir Cassandra omg how did you know I'm trans
>>220505438elton
>>220505418Probably full of you know whats
>>220505438stiill stand by that america is the nicest continent on earthits the worlds greatest tragedy that its full of yanks
>>220505441Sorry, I thought you were Lapras Guinevere
>>220504667A bit nasty innit
>King Charles III won’t issue Easter message, palace says
>>220505448haha
>>220505452The nicest continent on earth is Europe by a wide margin. Perfect temperate weather, white and educated people and civilisation. The rest of the world could disappear tomorrow and we wouldn't notice or care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrvRtQrpFt4
Visit Massachusetts
>>220505490not very wheelchair accessible is it
>>220505483no its america
boomers be like
hm yes nice buildings in america taken at sunset/sunrise and a filter, you really convinced me to visit. then you see things like this and you change your mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3oUjpmda7g
>>220505347It's not about fixing the economy, it's about being able to fund public services
>>220505490not very mobility scooter accessible is it
>>220505483Washington alone mogs the entirety of Europe
>>220505490been there in fallout 4 i thinksuper mutants took it over
his daughter would get pumpedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfpPbJoDOw
>>220505526What's the lesson then?
>>220505472Inshallah
>>220505574exactly
snowing on easter wtf
imagine trying to just get your haircut with the crodydem and this happenshttp://youtube.com/watch?v=j78QDwQJVv8&rco=1
>>220505526haha that's really funny! :^)back when i started the auto trade in 1978 these were pretty cheap to get but they were proper iron rather than pig iron you get now.....
>>220505490Don't think it's suitable for rollerbladers like myself
>>220505604
>>220505600Always used to happen
Remember this American lad who illegally travelled to an island of tribe people, who have no contact with the outside world, because he wanted to convert them to Christianity? They quite quickly killed him. Christians BTFO.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau
Colonial American churches are kino of the kinoest kind
>>220505626grow up
>>220505634no htey arent
Doing an easter sudo pacman -Syu
asking claue about poo
cheeky 19km run logged this morninglovely weather outsidenow off to sainbos to buy a bottle of wine and drink myself into a stupor
must be the big moon about to fall. mama here comes midnight, with the dead moon in its jaws
>>220505626Chau'd down on him
get the fucking wind harvested
>>220505732We do, and its shit and never enough
the fuck
this is a map of the universe
Honestly don't know why more women don't take up prostitution.They can make £400 a day easily for a few hours "work". Literally no beating that for 99% of women.Most women are sluts these days so why not do it? It would drive prices down too.
>>220505716>lovely weather outsideBut theres a storm
>>220505751Don’t worry lad. I’ve got a plan.
3 tungs when you say mans name
>>220505766brown pussy changed rorke
massey Ferguson or John deere
>>220505626Zased
>>220505779stom my arseits sunny
>>220505794big questionbetter range with jd but massey has better pricing and reliability
>>220505716Did you have fun needlessly ruining your joints by running around aimlessly like a mong for no health benefit?
>>220505773get an agency started
>>220505655they clearly are or I wouldn't have said so
>>220505800get then airstriked
>>220505810better than sitting on my fat arse all day like you
>>220505823vile reprobate
>>220505634looks like a barn
>>220505773Its even better for the chinese women. In China they price themselves at the local rate of 100-150 yuan which is only about £15. Imagine coming over to a developed country and getting to shag white european men, which they obsess over, for 10 times the money, then just heading back when you get bored.
>>220505634>>220505823Very sovlful Climbed up these on Assassin's Creed 3
>>220505773Brothels were an important part of society for thousands of years, as a tolerated part of an ostensibly-conservative society. A respectable face and a seedy underbelly, rather than wholesale degeneracy
>>220505830well actually, no its not. You'll be in a wheelchair by your 50s because you wasted your life on a retarded marketing fad from the 1970s
>>220505773- risk of being outed to friends and family - most clients will be third worlders which brings risk- risk of STDs- risk of being killed It also can’t be very good for you mentally
>>220505842You're obviously a simpleton whose simple mind decided on that comparison because the word 'Barn' forms part of the filename. I bet if I told you to stick your head in the oven you'd do it, Simple Simon.
I really miss playing and enjoying videogames and watching anime.
>>220505858better a wheelchair in my 50s and being fit and sexy in my 30sthan being a fat cunt like you
>>220505865i humbly accept your concession
>>220505865still looks like a barn tho
>>220505834incorrigible oik
Tonight, on MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver...
>>220505808Are you a farmer?
>>220505773there's a lot of competition though. got a friend of a friend who does it but had to get a normal job again after a couple of years because work dried up
>>2205058771-0 to me then lol
>>220505884Macgruber?
probably for the best that i'm perpetually broke because on the occasions when i've had money i invariably spent it all on booze and drugs and prostitutes
Visit New York
>>220505865why do you think its called BARNstable you stupid cunt
I'm opening the wine again in 3 minutes
fucked up my dick for at least 3 months with just 10 mins of am1. I probably damaged my dorsal nerve, shaft felt numb, only had feeling in glans but diminished. First 2 months were horror, got depressed. Jelq and am will fuck up your dick. I beg you to stop before you will get permanent ED and you will kys. After almost 5 month i think i fully recovered. I will never do any PE again.
>>220505849I don't really like the idea of brothels. I'd rather meet a woman at her private house or flat.>>220505864>most clients will be third worlders which brings riskReally don't think that's true.>risk of STDsThey make you wear a condom, the risk of STDs from oral is minimal.>>220505888>there's a lot of competition though.Doesn't seem that way to me. Most escorts seem like very disorganised women so the ones who have half a brain can make a killing.
>>220505864>- risk of being outed to friends and familyFair enough, but not everybody is the same when it comes to the stigma. Some people prostitute themselves for fun because they like sex. Its not all poverty driven you know>most clients will be third worlders which brings riskActually its one of the few "professions" in the world remaining where you CAN discriminate on race. I'm a regular punter you see, and many women turn away blacks unironically on their ads>risk of STDsThe rate of STDs outside the gay community is hilariously low its virtually non-existent. Its not the 80s anymore mate>risk of being killedwouldnt be a very long lasting, oldest profession in the world if people got killed over it >It also can’t be very good for you mentallyI just turn off a little switch at the back of my head before I enter
>>220505773Maybe money isnt people's only focus and things like self respect still matter
>>220505876You're the whimp here that can't control his weight without randomly running around like an african runt mate. Stop projecting
>>220505919not going back to that shithole after what happened to me there
for me its OREGON
>>220505931>I'm a regular punter you seeHow many reviews do you have on AdultWork?
indian porn addicts crying that not every white woman is a prostitute again
>>220505919I got mugged in New York, at knifepoint too. Ruined my sixth-form trip massively
>>220505950>going on adultworkI'm not a 50 year old sadact you see
Honestly prostitutes should offer bareback to regular clients that they trust and know are clean. Hate having to pause to put a condom on, ruins the flow.
>>220505931>wouldnt be a very long lasting, oldest profession in the world if people got killed over itGenuine mong opinion.
got my poll card though didnt even know there were elections on
>>220505974Why would people keep doing it if people got killed over it mongo?
whos getting killed over going to a prostitute lmfao
>>220505988Desperation? Are you retarded. Why did children work in factories climbing between still running machinery instesd of getting an education. You're genuinely retarded
leftypol watching 360p TV shows on dodgy streaming sitesRorke sat in silence for 2 hours torrenting a 6GB .mkv for a 45 minute long episode
>>220505964just use thins
>>220505938you are fat
I've met 5 different escorts now. Some commonalities I've noticed:All 5 had tattoos. One had loads.3 of them are mothers, presumably single.3 seem very disorganised.2 of them can't ride a bicycle.
>>220505978local ones next month, haven't got a valid passport or licence so i can't vote
Lyracrow has nice breasts buts she looks like a spaz quite a lot of the time
On my way back from my dadsJust seen the bloody Asda is closed so I may need to divert to sainos for some mozzarella
>>220506012Rorke buying a "dodgy stick" from Dave at the pubLeftypol hosting a Jellyfin server from his computer
>>220506007You sound sheltered mate. What do you think prostitution is? Some shady backstreet dealer in a trilby hat and longcoat in an alleyway escorting you away in to a secret room where you get stabbed? Please go outside you're delusional, nobody gets "killed" from shagging a woman lmfao
dont like black country new road
>>220506012>>220506048Ian paying for Netflix
Sir Escort Hirer
i would go to a prostitute but i might get killed, you see
How do you even manage to ask a prostitute if she knows how to ride a bike lol
>>220506032Scotland is inferior to England, and always has been
>>220506029>2 of them can't ride a bicycleDo they still know how to play badminton at least?
>>220506029sounds like you went on adultwork
black cock new road
>>220505934pfftAHAHAHAHAok incel
Oh ok so you’re all just giving escortmong aka heatherpaedo attention now
>>220506074We were talking about sport/exercise and it came up
>>220506102dylan's done another album then
Why are you assuming it's the customers that get killed and not the prostitutes?
triads killed my brother after he shagged pang pang in 2018. dangerous trade this, live by the sword, die by the sword
Might go to the co op actually if it's open
>>220506052Im not saying punters get killed. No one was saying that. Jesus christ you are stupid
>>220506073Just go on AdultWork and find one with reviewsLiterally nothing will happen
>>220506080Bro is living in the past
>>220506118contemplating a run out for some energy drinkabsolutely fucking knackered because dave kept me awake (the storm haha not a bloke!)
doing a vbp (very big poo)
my £250 console with GTA6your £9999 GPU with no GTA6
>>220506115Because hes retarded and now hes desperately same fagging>>220506117>>220506073
ah yes the prostitutes getting killed, common occurance after all.
>>220506054>>220506102gave them a chance after isaac leftwent to a few of their gigsthen they got woke and shouted "FREE PALESTINE" at the last gig i went towont be giving them any more of my money thats for sure
black country new road, drab ugly music for skinny white twerps
/brit/ is a vbp general
end of the day you're all scared of women
ah yes the dangerous trade of shagging for money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJqob9Z0rc
>>220506139How much did you tv cost?
>>220506115They both get killed. Once you have sex with a prostitute you are both immediately registered with the local hitman.
You lot have given heatherpaedo a huge amount of (You)’s this thread, making him want to keep posting his utter shite
might do a star war marathon
>>220506147
>>220506171dont like this
just got a console for £250but i got ripped off because your GPU was £800, i'm such a mong me
>>220506183shut the fuck up
Bet most classic literature if published today wouldn't be accepted by publishing companies for not being woke and feminist enough
https://youtu.be/Oi265I48MdI43:06 chicken stock at lidl yeh? oh my days
just got a car for £10,000but I got ripped off because your car's engine was £10,000
got a really good post with black country new road and the n word but janny has been on my case lately
>>220506171theres some rum buggers about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6VXWgiBHg
we know the price of hardware, you were scammed!!*buys latest GPU for thousands*
>>220506198>but I got ripped off because your car's engine was £10,000say ive got 10 grandi buy an engine off a guyi say keep the enginehe's now my bank
>>220506217scream
E-English girl named Fee-o-nah!
*steals the thread's pastry then walks out*
me mum died as a prozzy
what are we up to today?what's going on?
>>220506268all just coming home from church i reckon
dont give a fuck about easter sunday dont eat easter eggs im not a child
3 wanks already fucking grim hungover bastard me. to pokemon porn nonetheless
which of these two songs are the brits favourite?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU
>>220506268just went on a 20km runbought a £250 console, i was ripped off thoughmight go to a prozzy and get killed
Guys it’s Easter!!! Jesus has Risen! And my mood is rising because I’m soon to be having a yummy dinner with my family and eating eggs!!
>>220506278its not about the eggs mate is it
>>220506283This Time Tomorrow
>>220506280i bought tights on friday and going to wank with a prostate massager in laternot decided my coom target
>>220506280what pokemon
>>220506290fair choice t bh
>>220506284Rattled
Yeah went the co op and it were absolutely heaving
>>220506312thats you done and dusted for another thread young man
wow look outside and it bright and blue in the sky dee lads. wow and i mean wow
>>220506283Love them both unironically
>>220506305son..
fucking dog down the street barking his head off again
>>220506327This poor innocent cherub doesn't realise he's in a simulation
>>220506334Haha sorry those are my seven Jack Russell’s xx
>>220506334go off king
>>220506334Bark back
>>220506339and i mean wow
I've just had a read over the statistics of homicides in the sex work industry, and the results are quite staggering. I knew that historically violence against prostitutes was commonplace, but even to this day prostitutes are 70 times more likely to be murdered than a normal woman. In the US, despite being 0.07% of the female population, prostitutes account for approximately 3% of homicide victims
hitlermaxxing
>>220506285good lad x
Must be 18-25Must have a good figureWorking hours: 12pm to 12amMust be prepared to handle difficult customers (possibility you might be killed)
>>220506330In my opinion these are the two most beautiful songs of The Kinks and possibly the best songs written in english. I love the Kinks so much man
>>220506306cinderace
>>220506334YAP YAP YAP YAYAYAYAP
ah yes the american prostitute getting homocided
>>220506350One of the many reasons why criminalising sex work is stupid
>>220506286oh sorry I forgot about the old jew who rolled a boulder in front of his cave and came back to life or something
>>220506367for me its bulbasour
>>220506358Id rate the kinks above the rolling stones tbqh.
>>220506351me on the left
>>220506381oh no i wouldnt fuck anything 4 legged
NEW>>220506391>>220506391>>220506391
when youre doing a sex work and get unalived
Nothing wrong with seeing prostitutes if you're single but married men who see them are the absolute scum of the earth tbqh
>>220506381Need a cute bulbasaurs vines up my arse and down my throat
>>220506358Some of their 80s stuff its good too. Read a comment on youtube for village green preservation society. Someone was saying they meant it ironically, they couldnt imagine that theyd be nostalgic for old Britain
