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>>220523249I want to make her so much fatter
Janman seems to running amok today
>>220523271sorry anon, ozempic is the new era. next stop is heroin chic
Thoughts on casinos?
>>220523326Never been to one but this webm is sad.
>>220523249her hotness is ruined when you remember what she looked like before all the plastic surgery
>>220523326Hate emBut are the shows good you guys have in Las Vegas or the food?
>>220523291That’s a shame. She should be a big fat greasy pig with a big belly and saggy tits.
Tabitha Ricci is so hot
I saw an ancient porn clip that I coomed a lot to in the 00s but uploaded in full 1080p instead of 240p
Listen https://youtu.be/6fMudaxUQKI
>>220523443more
>bought a bmw and charger with her OF moneygrim
>>2205234351080p didn't even exist back then you senile old fooleveryone watched porn on their 480i 4:3 CRT monitor
>>220523559This is good makeup, any more than that is just false advertising.
if you whack it to a porn girl getting dicked but wouldnt date a former porn girl youre a hypocrite just so you know
>>220523326see much more of dem.on highstreet deez daysgambling as a.whole has become a lot more popular recent yearscant help but fink goes hand in hand with the economic degeneration of modern society since 2008 depression
>>220523559she's that brazilian who's spammed
I wish I could have a 2D gf
>>220523461Horsefish, from the same album https://youtu.be/9d49l8F2GeQ
>>220523559shes cute but many women like diss are vapid>>220523581nah coz fink ejaculating the cockberg is diffrent from long term relationshipfink hypocrisy would be if you didnt wna shag a porn womanbut dont fink hypocrisy in dating coz long term relationship nuffink to do with hand jackerry
I got bodyshamed
We were all promised a nicer world
>>220523666What went wrong?
>>220523666how tf you even have an internet connection
The MOST HORRIFYING unthinkable downfall of CockSock69 broke the internet and scientists are SHOCKED! (WARNING)7.3M views
>>220523581Sometimes you just gotta use a public restroom doesn't mean you want to live I one, if you catch my drift
vt.physics is such a qt3.14https://youtu.be/QddJFLuvYa0
>>220523369Yes we have the clown motel next to a graveyard run by Indian owners
>>220523653Kinda funny how foids memed this into a crime but only for fat women
>>220523688We're invading Iran right now, we invaded Iraq back in 2003.
How long will this special military operation last?
>>220523688It's not the 2000s anymore dude almost everyone has internet
>>220523443based, Amon Tobin rulz
>>220523672I dont knowSomething was stolen from us in 2016Then another thing in 2019I wish I could figure out what>>220523688George Bush
>>220523725Hi Bulgariabro
did 50 days of noporn nofap
>>220523736any tips
brazilian particle accelerator
what happened to /cum/? used to be better than this. this is like /brit/ now.
Evening lads>>220523743Kek
>>220523746the thread needed phoebe
>>220523739fill your free/alone time with hobbies/things to do. and avoid venturing out of /cum/
>>220523756are you continuing nofap or just noporn or neitherwhat effects did you noticehow difficult was it
>>220523691MARIO NES SPEEDRUN EXPLOIT FOUND AFTER 22 YEARS (NOT CLICKBAIT)
>>220523735Hello :) >>220523736BBBased
>>220523751
>>220523763>are you continuing nofap or just noporni am. my record so far has been 2.5 months.>what effects did you noticei feel happier and there's more time in my life>how difficult was itbretty easy. im low t
>>220523716Until the Greater Israel is achieved.
>>220523772Mario is like a bus o algo
does jason even post anymore
>>220523786I had some wine with mummy what about you
>>220523790what were your habits like before quittingive been off p*rn for like a month but ive been coping by just cranking it all day without p*rnits still probably better (at the start i couldnt even get it up without p*rn and now i can at least get an erection) but im still getting the stupid p*rn addict symptoms after orgasms
>>220523806Momberg and I made pizza
>>220523739find stuff to do that doesn't involving sitting in front of a computer
>>220523805jason posts in the runescape thread as ive been saying he is done with /cum/ for good for real this time no joke but actually
>>220523777How are you :)
>>220523818>what were your habits like before quittingi used to have these intense and unforgiving periods of por addiction...like 7-8 hours a day and it would disrupt normal life. work? fuck no. i would look at porn in the middle of a workday.
Going to bed in an hour
>>220523833Good, good. I took a big nap and now I can't sleep. How are you?
Any girls here?
Pro or Anti-furry porn. I mean c'mon man
>>220523326Could these old geezers be converted into productive members of society? I feel like what they are doing here could be converted into cryptographic work. Like key generation.
Talking to Girlberg on Hingestein, kinda getting that court jester feeling
>>220523326Woah buddy
>>220523976Just some troon larpers
>>220524024incredibly jewish post
>>220523823That's nice. Frozen crusts?
How was Easter for you guys?I had a great time with the family, talked to some friends on the phone too and overall it really refreshed me after being down in the dumps all week.
>>220524088Not Jewish, just productive
>>220523877I'm doing good. I enjoyed a peaceful Easter.
>>220523976;)
>>220524097Orthodox Easter is on the 12th. Glad you had a nice time with family anon, is this lamb? >>220524117Nice :)
>>220523772Those are kino thoughever
>>220524089scrape that mothafucka!
>>220524089This is me minus the disposable income
I need a shower before the day is done
>>220524096I made the dough myself
>>220524141>Orthodox Easter is on the 12th.Don't you guys do bigger longer Easter seasons like Latin countries do?>is this lambLamb is $90 in the states, it's ham. Not that I'm complaining of course.
>>>/his/18419134This arouses you
>>220524184Technically it's 40 days and you have lent before the actual Easter date which is on the 12th. >Lamb is $90 in the statesThat's insane, why is it so expensive. it's 20-30 Euro here which is expensive, wasn't like before 2020. Usually on Easter it's on sale cause everyone is buying. If lamb was so expensive here I would do a pork knuckle.
Don't care for the taste of lamb.
propa good samwich dathairfta be dicthiotatedwhat i did was take a protein enhanced wrap and lay it on a plate dat had recently had lamb and gravy on.margerinecoleslawslice of halloumiroll it up, the wrap noe soaked in lamb-gravy juiceeatpropa good diss wunreminds me of the "moist-maker" turkey sandwich that led ross to be suspended from his job for anger issues in the acclaimed television series friends may hairfta instantiate dat wun
>>220524141corr very surprised you mistook diss for lambmay hairfta refink sum fings
>>220524250Go away
what are your thoughts?
did you fulfill your easter sunday obligation?
>told to go away by hi(sp)an(ic) mejicanopropa ironic diss wundey dont seem to have iq to kno what side of wall mrsnt to be on innit
>>220524277steins;gate is good but ever17 is unironically the greatest work of fiction in all of human history.no, i'm not baiting.
>>220524289she's waiting to take it up the back when she gets home. she has the cum dumpster glint in her eyes. I've seen it b4.
>>220524289no way diss aint wun of em wenchoids dat pretends to be religious and intellectual den takes it up the arse very next day
>>220524312the church is not a club for saints but a hospital for sinners
>>220524321please tell me she's not a tranny
Hey anon, you dropped your invitation to the gay club on the ground
I just remembered I smoke exclusively the finest cheese
modern /cum/mers dont know who dasha is.sad to see!!
>>220524329ioykjhbtra
>>220524268Idk it did look not like lamb but decided to ask
>things can be replaced but these niggas who keep playing with me can't BARS!
i just dont understand how anyone could be mean to her!
>>220524321vapidity of women in a nutshellthey are just vapidits a facteven afta like you remove all patriarchial coercion dey still vapidgenetic innitbiggest like foible of feminism is ignorin' fact that sexual behavior has an extremely robust track record for being biologically in very constrained way. obvi coz like reproduction drives evolution so it has to be. i guess a lot of feminist literature really emerged beforeit became discovered that human behavior has huge biological content but nonetheless its a huge oversight in retrospect to fink human sexual behavior is exempt frm.genetic basis that is in every udder lifeform on earth
>>220524289Her ironic nihilism is so grotesque. She would deny it to high heaven, but at the end the day, that’s what she’s all about.People think a sign of the end of times manifests itself as a breakdown of family values, etc. But it’s actually when people like this start to pop up and be celebrated in society.Vile stuff.
>>220524222>hat's insane, why is it so expensive.The U.S barely produces any because of the influence of lobbies for other types of meat, so we import most of it. Combine that with tariffs and the U.S in general having expensive food and you end up with $90 for a pound of lamb compared to a $30 dollar ham you can get 5 meals out of.
>>220524342who is she
shes not nihilistic shes very sweet and upbeat have you even ever heard her speak?
>margerinefuck off you twat
>>220524391how do i learn about diss wun
>>220524386Conspiracy industry plant, actual whore of Babylon with no moral center. Passed around in elite circles and used to further their goals of turning society upside down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2RhPCNa7u0
>>220524378>The U.S barely produces any because of the influence of lobbies for other types of meat, so we import most of itThat's very unfortunate. Lamb is such a tasty and nutritious meat.
>>220524097What the fr*g I knew I should've taken pics
Do you guys eat pork knuckles in the US? Like a meal just from a knuckle, not like throwing a hock ham with the beans..
>>220524467Ham hock*
>>220524097I backed my car into a cement column and damaged two panels that will likely run me a solid $5k in repairs because of the specific location where it happened and how it warped the metal.
Faded off the that Tiger Woods zaza
i would die for her
>>220523249Is this the cum thread
The executive branch can kidnap a head of state, extract downed pilots via building airstrips under fire, and send men to the moon, all within four months. The legislature hasn't passed a regular budget in 15 years and the judiciary is arguing over whether citizenship exists.
Didn't ask
what does your city/town's driving behaviors and patterns tell you about the personalities of its population?
>>220524491YOU are the most important person in YOUR life. Without YOU, the WORLD that YOU are PERCEIVING literally doesn't exist.
>>220524523I'm actually kinda famous
>>220524447>That's very unfortunateIt is. I guarantee American diets would be better if we ate shit other than beef, chicken, and pork but alas agribusiness empires don't like anything that hurts their bottom line.>>220524467>Do you guys eat pork knuckles in the USIt's mostly a Southern thing (both poor Blacks and Whites eat them, it was actually a plot point in To Kill A Mockingbird), we pickle them and eat them from jars.>>220524479rough, I got into a really bad one around Easter 2023. Hopefully the insurance Jew gives you money.
im kinda like the riley reid of /cum/
>>220524519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457G43IGX6U
>>220524504This, Commander Donald Jesus Trump, must be given the authorship of our destiny. A modern Cincinnatus. Only he can save us, from ourselves.
>>220524547your the dumpster of cum?
Should I learn Blender so I can make porn?
>>220524547you'll skillfully peg me?
we're all on the other thread
>>220524561*should i learn anything that AI will and is fully replacing as we speak?*
>>220524534Like what? A YouTube micro celeb? A town square ice cream juggler?
>>220524538>It's mostly a Southern thing (both poor Blacks and Whites eat themI personally think it's probably the tastiest part of the the pig along with the belly, if you slow cook it the collagen breaks down from the skin and fat and makes the meat so tasty. I make it a few times a month, also very cheap. It's good for your skin and hair and nails cause of the collagen.
>>220524570I've tried AI, it does not give me what I want.
>>220524521I live near a busy intersection. There has been 3 major accidents near my house in the past month. All jeets. Every night I hear the screeching of tyres and thumping of their god awful music emanating from their cars. My conclusion TJD.
rubbing my junk contemplatively as I try to replicate my ‘wenty ‘inteen ‘rim H modsbig success so far but once I ‘oom it’s all over
once you cum its over, thats why we edge
>>220524575Hire a prompt engineer
>>220524601
>>220524561yesyou might not like it, but the answer is yes
better to date a medium ugly fine shyt girl than a 10 whos gonna bog out the first wrinkle she sees many have been saying
Nut in my slut butt
the fuck
>>220524639>pole mogged by Doriane Lyour honour depends on the success of this challenge
>>220524633love a mid face with a 9/10 body, very good combo
Fast women, loose cars, That's my motto.
>>220524666The thumbnail makes this look very grim
>>220524654i lost
>>220524663you simply cannot be certain
>>220524690Do you mean uncertain?
Why do my feet drive boys crazy
>>220524521I live in Portland and the drivers here (and most places in Oregon) are insanely courteous compared to the rest of the country. 95% of cars stop to let you cross the street. In Florida it's like playing frogger
Doriane L has been blocked
>>220524689
>>220524690Stupid canuck
>>220524695a lack of knowledge
if you were a girl would you date me
>>220524722you're brown
met a qt on songpop how can i rizz her up
>>220524714you better watch your back and anus
Athleisure
falling empire
>>220524705you mean traffic isn't a free-for-all ? hmmm dubious...
better watch your boobies and peepees
>>220524722If was a girl I would be a huuuuge slut
you just know when the libs take over in 2028 the euros will pretend that trump never happened and we will get away with everything
>>220524757you can only be a huge slut if you are a) hot, b)socially calibrated, c) able to manipulate men
what if you put your peepee in my bum and i farted on it directly
I wish I lived in the middle of a golf course in an old manor and I could stand out on my balcony with my hard naked cock exposed and I'm drinking coffee listening to Miles Davis
>>220524805Why would your cock be hard
Just saw a great blue heron fly by
im not good at songpop like i used to bedid i really just age and my reaction time and memory deteriorated?
>>220524760and "we" are supposed to apologize for what exactly
>>220524760The Euros and Canada already did that during Brandon's presidency, also Obamna's before that. It's normal here.
>>220524813It's about sending a message
>>220524813Your penior should be hard if you just woke up. It's a matter of test
*Creates personal fiefdom in Africa*
the vegan kd isnt great...
The Anglo cries out in pain even as he strikes you.
>>220524858Outer Heaven
so fn close
>>220524897Can you add me?
Mine is conquest
>>220524839wrong
>>220524907no my sp has my real life name pic and location on it
>>220523666I was promised the same one i grew up in :(
Shit cunt bitch whore idiot
>>220523688>>220523731>how tf you even have an internet connection>George Bushkek
whats the best state for a sensitive contemplative gothic cowboy
Neck hair is starting to reach beard hair
>>220524289personally i like sluts who are superficially religious in an unintentional way like they're too dumb to see the contradiction
>>220524938New Mexico
>>220524917Biden didn't even remove any of Orangemans america first policies yet the media kissed his ass lol If you weren't born in the Punjab you'd know this
>>220524938Los Angeles
I must return to a time when only white people had access to the internet
>>220524141>Easter is on the 12thngl, the orthodox's date is actually retarded and definitely wrong at this point.>Catholics: "Hey guys, the Julian calendar isn't mathematically accurate, eventually our holiest days of celebration will occur on the wrong season! *creates Gregorian calendar*>Orthodox: "NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT TRADITION" *celebrates easter in November*
>>220524989wrong + mad
the south is the worst part of the US because they are fat and the women fuck blacks. their accents are stereotypical of uneducated people (I don't agree with it) but a lot of them fuck blacks. the food isn't spectacular either. no winter
>>220524977good call
>>220524938>the best state for a sensitive contemplative gothic cowboyNevadahttps://youtu.be/GQzDG-tILbo?
>>220524999>celebrates easter in Novemberit's next weekend, bruh
>>220525008shut the hell up, Louisiana is kino af
>>220524999You don't know this, but there is no scriptural basis for the dates of any christian holiday. the dates are all carried over from other, more ancient cultural and religious festivals.
>>220525011few places that aren't Las Vegas metro or Reno seem kino. I'll listen to that song when the Don Edwards is off
>>220525034>few places that aren't Las Vegas metro or Reno seem kinoCarson City is very underrated, hell it has the most cowboy name of anywhere in the U.S
Poor people shouldn't be allowed to procreate
>>220525061that's racist, if you think about it
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
>>220524976christ jesus preached to prostitutes and welcomed them into His holy church.
>>220525054I'm flying to the moon again dreaming about marzipan and taking all my medication to take my thoughts away
>>220525054manhunt takes place there? doesnt look half bad niglgle
>>220525054Yea I've looked into that town, looks really nice, lots of decent jobs too but the housing is just as ridiculous as Cali/Oregon/Washington
I think the middle class should be held hostage by tax burdens, and they should be constantly accosted by poors and browns so that they can never consolidate their class interests.
>>220525019why because you played left 4 dead 2?
>>220524938Montana or Tennessee
>>220524999mkay>>220525009:)
>>220525080your butt probably smells like vanilla candles and maple syrup. what's your point?
>>220525094he probably worships niggers
>>220525030>Jesus was crucified in passover>passover is dated by the hebrew lunar calendarnigga
>>220525088>manhunt takes place thereCarcer City, not Carson City lol. Carcer City is supposed to be based off Cleveland and Detroit I believe.>>220525092>the housing is just as ridiculous as Cali/Oregon/WashingtonThe trick is to get some build out in the middle of nowhere or get an old ranch house.
canadians don't smell like maple syrup
>>220525118they smell like curry and poop
>>220525011good song btw
My body doesn’t make sense anymor because>It has too many angles>It’s moving too fast>I need to go to sleep
tfw no indo-chinese-anglo gf
>>2205251111) the hebrew lunar calendar doesn't follow the solar calendar, or the julian calendar, or the gregorian calendar. 2) the year of jesus's crucifixion isn't recorded.
Sometimes coffee gives me a weirdly bad headache Maybe just the dehydration but I've had a bunch of water and my head is still aching
dejaun will be delivering my food today :-D
>>220525118I do. Had pancakes for lunch
Oh she knows the dj
the latest maga youth marching orders call for questioning the responsibility of the government to the people and their health.if you’re poor, you don’t deserve State or Federal healthcare. Lines up with Orange Man’s recent diatribe about how healthcare.
>>220525160you are spiritually brown
sometimes i wish i was mexican
>>220525160Black pipo name their children after mustard
>>220524601corr very schophenhauer diss
i wish i were a girl not in an agp troon way but if i were exactly my same personality but a girl (and still heterosexual) my life would be so easy and good
>>220525170I am physically black and spiritually papua new guinean
>>220524613Confucius was an edger confirmed
>>220525169this isn't a new or controversial point of view. i don't even believe you are sincere in your post
>>220525118what do they smell like then?
I am spiritually a woman and love pop music
aye, dis nigga a guinea pig bruh
>>220525188do you have a bbc?
Went out to get fast food forgot that it was Easter. Fuck i need sustenance now
>>220525210i concur wholeheartedly my african american brother
>>220525138>good song btwIf you want more like it that whole record is full of that stuff, there's nothing like it when it hits but it is inconsistent overall.If you really want to lean in on the sad cowboy thing Pressure Machine is the album to listen to though be warned that it's one of the saddest albums I've ever listened to. It's a concept album the lead singer made when he went back to his hometown over COVID and saw it ravaged by opioids and desperation.
>>220525216idk does 8 inches qualify?
>>220525219Do you have eggs, flour and milk?
>>220523326Aren't they all owned by natives
>>220525225Do you like Addison Rae?
>>220525230Only eggs but I don't really like eggs. i have some snacks but I need something heavier I just worked out
>>220525172Same but you can always just learn spanish and move to new mexico and be Catholic and drive a truck and work a trade
Kind of want sexo rn but also don't the relief would be nice but I'm also feeling too weary to get down
>>220525243>I don't really like eggsU on ur own nigga
>>220525228idk post a pic. upload that thang to catbox
Do you notice masonic architecture in your hometown
>>220525172The only nice part would be the food and sense of community, but otherwise they seem kinda trashy and gross
>>220525242>Do you like Addison RaeNo, I'm officially an old man because I stopped paying attention to pop around ~2021 when I started going to college.Whole Lotta Red is pretty much where my knowledge and interest of newer pop music ends.
>>220525268yes
Ponyo wants ham!
>>220525257what were you gonna suggest with eggs flour and milk? pancakes? canadian twinks love pancakes
>>220525225thanks i got pressure machine on :)
>>220525268I don't think there is any in my home town. Also I just looked up McAllen and it has 148,000 people in it. That's not a fucking town. My town has a population of 6k
>>220525261you seem kinda gay anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/e5jdqp.mp4
>>220525268No but I used to have one of the few arched McDonalds left
>>220525321>>220525261A nervous romance
>>220525094l4d2, true detective, rdr2
>>220525321damn that's bigdo you like white bois? :3
I’d prefer to experience “the pussy of the female”
>blacks>and>whites all>make me seethe>I'm an incel jeet>basterd bitch sitting next to me>screaming at his screen>don't redeem
>>220525378Came here on my own party on my phone
personally i dont miss jason and hope he never returns
>>220525358
Is tomorrow a holiday? No one put out their trash cans>>220525391Same
>>220525111Sent that pseud flying
>>220525391Grow up.
>>220525192That's not Confucius anon
Would
>>220525391it doesn’t matter what you thinkultimately, content creators quit because of their own cost-benefit analysispersonally I appreciated Jason
>>220525391He wasn't a particularly bad poster but he wasn't particularly good either
>>220525448He became a looney troon and went off the deepend
Jason was a based retard
>>220525438why did they blur the helmet
Was at the theater and because wifeberg is a fucking nag we got there like 45 minutes early and so we went to go play the crane machines in the little arcade area because they're the decent japanese ones and I somehow had godtier luck and won 3 plushies in one go at a machine and this and this weird asian guy was like wow super lucky and I just said yeah haha and then moved on and won at the next machine as well and he was still watching me and kind of clapped, anyway we kind of walked around for a bit then watched the movie and when we were coming out we decided to hit up the machines one more time since we had such good luck, and I won like 4 more times and the asian guy who I guess had watched the same movie because he was still there was like you take all luck but he sounded more mad than joking and I was just like haha yeah and he kept fucking staring at me, like damn go do something else, nigga gonna asian curse me now or somethin anyway doing a quick little penjamin before bed hope you lads are doing alright
>>220525479I think it just looks like that
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELFCAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN CAUSE I KILLED THAT KID
>>220525483no its obviously shoppedmaybe because you can see the camera in the refection maybe
>>220525480what kino did you watch
dejaun was pretty cool actually
>>220525514ketchup plus cabbge seems good
>>220525484gay song gay band gay city gay state gay genre
>>220525496The new mario movie, was pretty decent, liked the second half a lot better than the first half, the puppet parts were cute, the animation overall was pretty good really
tonight is my friday
>>220525514gooks don't eat green cabbage
my boss is catholic so I had friday and tomorrow off
I need a girlfriend who’s way out of my league and severely beautiful.
So true
corrdat pooberg was borderline masonicBlackstarSue (Or In A Season Of Crime)Dollar DaysTis A Pity (She Was A Whore)I Can't Give Everything AwayGirl Loves MeLazarus
>>220525543having your weekend be on week days was actually pretty nice. I never needed to take time off of work for appointments because I'd just make them all on my weekend
any good threads on this website
>>220525480corr diss apu reminds me of dopethrone by electric wizard
I’m an eepy little chickadee
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHERRRR(SO HIIIiiiiiigh)OH OH OH. OH OH OHHhhhhh
I want to see the new Mario movie but I haven't seen the original
>>220525585kanye west songs if he was fat>all of the bites>my dark chocolate fantasy
>>220525457And he was still somehow less annoying than the other troony avatarfags we have currently
NEU!>>220525616>>220525616>>220525616
>>220525608That annoying one that keeps proxyfagging is getting on my last nerve tbqh
fink bound 2 by kanye west has relly awful lyrics
>>220525608True
>>220525635For me it's the brit who speak like a retard
>>220525669thats all brits
>>220525583So tuck your lil beak into your scapular feathers have take a quick nap :)
>>220525675I wonder if he's doing a bit or he types like that all the time
>>220525680So cute :)
