British women edition
disgustingly early new.
IRN BRU
>>220550437Sounds more like an abscess
wonder why cornwall had a massive meltdown thoughlove them anyway xxx
>>220550454great place to get one wtf
you should be sleeping
Once had a blood blister under my fingernail and I squeezed it (very brave please clap) and it shot blood out across the room, like I was blood spiderman
>>220550439Alri lad you try jumping from a 25 foot high roof and smashing your ankle and then walking around just fine when the adrenaline wears off and you're begging for pain medicine.
>>220550467corrr imagine if you could do that with your bellend but it was spunk
>>220550465You should be tapping trees and hugging moose but you're not you're here pestering me xx love you xxx
It new life after the depths of despair
>>220550416 #You think gay tranny gaymer was born an expert marksman capable of making sniper hits easy. Your position is more absurd than mine. That guy would fold and piss his pants irl, miss the shot, and kill himself or get arrested. The prosecutions story begs belief
>>220550458Was blinding Gloucester really a "meltdown?" More like a casual act of cruelty than a meltdown.
>>220550472Thank goodness hrt stopped that being a thing for me
christina koch is kinda cute ngl
i love these iran ai lego videos, utterly btfoing trump in the meme war as well as the real warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSxOJbj_Jw
>>220550488that's hotasl? x
>>220550423holy shit, did you see that awkard silence and mysterious moan that came from orange man's mic
Jon Snow died
decent way to die the way charlie kirk did, hydrostatic shock would have knocked him instantly out and then that blood leakage would have left his brain devoid of oxygen very fast.
>>220550482so you personally think he would be unable to make the shot based on your assessment of his character.what absolutely damning evidence, got any other bombshells to drop or is that it?
>>220550471If I was wanted for first degree murder and the police were looking for someone with a limp I reckon I could suck it up. You don't know that it was even still hurting. A healthy young man can drop from a 25ft platform without injury if he lands properly.
>>220550501mental how he had a kid just three years ago
>>220550498You're silly haha
Scottoids and Celtoids will NEVER recover from this brutal mogging:>>220549873
everyone on this planet must dieonly i deserve life
>>220550513Good god
>>220550499yeah that was awkward lol and then he repeated his rambling about wayne gretzy for some reason
>>220550471you find it completely inconcievable that your ankle might hurt a bit after jumping off a roof, but hours later it doesn't hurt anymore?
>>220550537You can't convince him. His entire worldview centres around "Leftoids and Muslims dindu nuffin, Jooz did everything". He will twist and contort reality endlessly to reach his desired conclusion. Such is the way of the /pol/commie.
>>220550537...yh
>>220550537The shooter was inside his neck the blood spurted OUTWARDS
>>220550497why are they using lego? are they aligning with denmark over greenland?
I know some of you wank by squatting on a dildo like degenerates. Absolute wronguns.
Going to bed please say goodnight please
>>220550585I did this but now my arse leaks and I have to wear pads in my boxers
touching my willyx
>>220550585I'm not a fag.
>>220550586goodnight
u_u foy
>>220550586goodnight please
>>220550585err no i lie on my tummy and reach around
>>220550586Good night night
might get a horse and carriage
>>220550586nighty night
>>220550585I tried but didn't like it, it was a vibrator though and maybe a dildo would work better but I'm over putting stuff up my bum
nobody:ziedy: LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf37eOixkcAfemcel waifu
>>220550639Why are you perving on underage girls you literal fucking pedophile?
Stopped experiencing random chronic pains once I stopped obsessing over health stuff, think I gave myself involuntary munchausen's or whatever. Think too much social media content is health scare stuff since lockdown.
>>220550585can't do that due to my haemorrhoids
kek this is LITERALLY me.
Everyday it could be wonderful
>>220550664ktim but 47
>>220550676Jesus thats fucking grim
>>220550684Just joking lol, can you imagine? I'm only 41
>>220550649she is literally a 32 year old neet femcel and she is my beloved waifu
>>220550699Tbh I wish i was 41, that would mean I was 21 in 2006, which would've been fucking brilliant. Imagine getting to experience the glory of the 2000s as a fully-grown adult.
Are you dense
OAP zoomers will be like arthritis is SO not hella bussin chat
>>220550714OAP Zoomers will actually be like do you want fries with that?
>>220550706I was 19 in 1999, the perfect age to experience the millennium. It was quite the anticlimax. I don't wish I was younger though. Growing up with smartphones and helicopter parents and shit blatantly fucked up the following generations.
morning lads
One of my biggest political dreams is to see a political leader bitch trump on camera.Despite Trump being a fat, rich pussy who dodged the draft he has a great PR team that has convinced people he’s some type of tough guy. I wish a sit of leader or rival American politician would risk the consequences and pretend to punch Trump and make him cower and flinch like the faggot he is like when that protester tried rushing the stage during the 2016 election.
>>220550744Trump took a bullet to the head and changed USA m8 he's a hardcore G from Brooklyn
>>220550733I was born in 1996, but I've always said I wish I had been born in 1976 instead. Getting to grow up in the 80s, and then come of age in the 90s when the internet was in its infancy, when alternative music was at its peak, when video games were at their most interesting with the transition from SNES/Mega Drive to N64/PS1. Living my whole youth in a time before smartphones utterly destroyed everything. It would've just been brilliant. I tear up thinking about the life that I missed out on by just being born a tad too late.
>>220550744>>220550767fucking hell take it to /pol/ will you
>>220550772TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
if you had a gardevoir you would fuck it thoughdon't fucking lie
>>220550797You don't know what I'd fuck
>>220550797No, I'm not into bestiality.
>>220550802but i do>>220550813not bestiality and in the Pokemon world it was normal and they even married and pokemon are also sentient and can consent to not battle which means they can consent to sex
wtf
>>220550823you've decided then?
need squirtle gf
>>220550830prefer not to say
just getting into bed now
What happened to Old Canada? Why did it die?
>>220550833That not allowed
if i could fuck any pokemon i would fuck ditto
>>220550857Been in bed since 7pm. Woke up at about 1am and been laid in bed with /brit/ and YouTube since. Now I need to wipe my grotty bollocks with a wet wipe and change my undies because they stink, then it'll be back to bed for a few more hours sleep fingers crossed
>>220550871You are extremely mentally ill.
plapping my way through the pokedex
>>220550875>Now I need to wipe my grotty bollocks with a wet wipe and change my undies because they stink,COOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>220550797No I wouldn't I'd her powerful stats and skillset to crush my enemies
Feeling postively mint. Got the oven on preheat it fish nite
>>220550877seems like one of the more sensible choices considering most of them are just animals
>>220550928he was spitting here
alri?
>>220550957what if a monkey was a bloke
>>220550982David Lammy
in america they call jurgen klopp the trivago guy
>>220550991>you didn't check treevagoh?
>>220550991Dont know who that is or what trivago is
>>220550991if he was a horse he'd be jurgen clop
https://rumble.com/v785r7o-america-first-ep.-1668.htmlThat's tonite sorted
No Klopps
>>220551034no peters
no mice
lets be honest byzantium wasn't rome
Why is Cucker Tarlson like this?
>Robert Pattinson slobbering over Zendaya's foot in their latest filmwhy is this being normalised
earlier this afternoon or indeed 'yesterday' the reduced 12 thin richmond sausages had been clapped for barely over £1. as of this day.... they are out of date. and I shall cook them. and I shall eat them.
>>220551056Feet is the plebeian fetish.The elite love armpits instead.
>>220551066All 12, good sir? Do you mean to consume twelve of these
BMWF is the ideal coupleof course I am referring to Bogan Male, WASP female
>>220551077We don't need your Abbo blood tainting our pure White Germanic Anglo-Saxon genes.
Got the fish fingers on
>>220551066Enjoy your food poisoning.
>>220551076first of all let me reiterate they are the thin sausages, so thin they fit twelve in a pack. two of these make up one 'real' sausage. second, I shall have six (which is really three 'real' sausages') for my lunch, and six for my dinner, not all at once. for breakfast there will be none, as I shall be sleeping through that period as per usual!
>>220551102Me too. 15 minutes to scrannage
>>220551130A well crafted plan, that much I must say, sir. Yes, indeed. Although, what do you say to the gentleman who believes you will suffer food poisoning!
>>220551055https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/2041312617717813468what a pussy lmao
Rorke's sister wearing a jamaica bikini
>>220551102it lush
the nasa rocket just exploded
https://voca.ro/114jmalPycMp
oh fuck
'entes the only sane man left in the arena
>>220551142thank you. thank you, my friend. and to the anon who wishes to cast doubt on the good health of this venture, I say that sell by dates are not computer coded destruction programs but estimates, and that a great good deal of rushed waste could feed millions, billions, with the slightest discomfort of the stomach at worst
>>220551157Someone seriously needs to shoot this nigga ASAP.
>>220551195probably shouldn't post this mate
>>220551195get a clue you daft cunt
>>220551201Shut ya mouth you pussy nigga.
>>220551185nice voice
>>220551182things can't explode in space, retard.
>>220551210check the news kid
hm bit late to sleep now is it not? per chance
why does chris eubank speak like that
rorke shaking his bony lil right wing tush to the wii sports theme
>>220551226coming soon
>>220551214just has Trump doing Trump things.
nasa just showed footage of a gay ass alien sucking dick in the space ship loll
keep my bum hole perfectly clean and yet it always ends up itchy and smeared with a clear but foul smelling fluid
wait i saw this post on /brit/ earlier
>>220551245move out of your dads house
I'm just trying to get my bussy ate by a THROAT GOAT u_u
Some of you cunts need professional help
the name penelope confused me as a kid
Arrive like you ARE the party
Reckon I have a chance with her? I'm white btw.
>>220551271cronem only i've heard
>>220551249
>>220551280Not gone to bed yet, Heatherspastic?
So we doing the warcrimes tomorrow then
>>220551298ominous post
>>220551297not him but i thought it would be funny because she's an awful sket
>>220551280sup mouldie
Prediction: massive flase flags on our energy infrastructure soon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kRRfxcFCgzY
sup fodie
>>220551310>shortsZoom zoom!
am i a girl
i wonder who the earliest born person to ever post on 4chan was
5:30 soon then 6:00 oh it's too late it's too late to sleep now! if I were to sleep now, why, I'd wake at 2 in the afternoon!
>>220551329i mean the opposite but that's cool toodo you remember covid
>>220551329They won't like this
>>220551337They'll say they don't but they do.
Was the joke worth it?
yeah actually cause i didn't get banned i just deleted the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fITHz4moNM
>>220551335>>220551337What was the deleted post?
>>220551356Not goodx
>>220551356don't worry about it kitten x
>>220551348sassy toddler
there's definitely been 1950s born postersbut what about 40s
>>220551369um
My entire back has just suddenly started hurting massively out of nowhere. Jesus fuck its excruciating. I can barely move or even exist. Feels like someone just smacked my spine 10 times with a sledgehammer. What the fuck is going on? Am I dying?
>>220551376shake that diapy
>>220551379maybe you slipped a disk
>>220551379hopefullythen i won't have to read your posts anymore HAHA
>>220551384UM
Fodie where did you hide the remote control
Got no quarrel with those iranian lads
rounding up the zesty fodies and putting them to work
>>220551379can you drive? should probably get yourself to A&E my lad
>>220551391if this crib's a rockin
>>220551415cool painting i like it
what does mouldie mean
Trump's mouth is Netanyahu's toilet
>>220551420dont worry bout it x
I don’t feel so well…
>>220551428i'm worried
We need gaels back in charge
>>220551430umbunny what is wrong! x
what's his end game
corralling the umfodies
>>220551433don't worry
>>220551445not helpful is it
Blimey, I've lost me sense of direction! Me ups is downs and me downs is ups so they is. If I go south I'll end up in Scotland but if I go north, I'll find meself in Wales.
hooker is my favourite word for prostitute
lowkirkually just had a wank to a video of gio scotti sneezing
>>220551438Man stuck his penis up my bottom xx
>>220551472Why are you wanking to videos of men?
We need to go back. Back to when The Irish were big.
right well that's me cleaved in twain by a halberd
>>220550426BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LITTLE LADDIE WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM
>>220551497get help
>>220551497screan
>>220550426She's so hot its unreal.
Might do a fucking big shit in my bed
>>220551484Want another?
>>220551513fat ruby grangeryou're just a fat ruby grangerfat ruby graaaaanger
>>220551520utter lunacy you should be sectioned
giz a sniff
foden he so zestyfoden he so creamyfoden he make me hornyooooh foden wid dat rizz get me busting yeah
>>220551526s
>>220551526She was significantly hotter than Granger ever was. And she competed on the same fields as her, if you know what I mean. Pooby never stood a chance.
>>220551537um
>>220551467that's a boomer term.
bet he's had 7 up his arse!
>>220551537can someone vocaroo this
lads...they got asmon...
>>220551534When are you going to address the allegations?
'Nother one, something goneCapricornDancing out on the lawnFancy like the things she likesShe lives her lifeI'm living mine
>>220551561>
>>220551566Any Emma picture he’s ever posted have been named by what’s shown or what she’s doingThat was probably gingerpaedo. Though emmayank said something quite noncey about the new Hermione actress
the thing about the red hat that drove me to a point of exhaustion... which was misdiagnosed by... a... im not gonna say what race, what people... huhh doctor, and what hospital and what media went to, we know i cant say that...it was a jewish doctor.
would you rather walk in on your girlfriend fucking 5 shaggys or 1 scooby
>>220551597shaggies definitely
>>2205515973 scoogys
Mad how much more alive i feel and look after 200 days off the slop n booze n pills
no one:not a soul:fundamentale nada persona:emmayank: pooasomongold:foden:donald trump:kanye west:role: real Gs move in silence like lasagna
>>2205515975 black shaggies
>>220551597has to be shaggy
>>220551613scrommy
>>220551613>asomongold
>>220551613s
I always thought this actress was Hispanic but she's actually British. Why does she look Hispanic then?
>>220551649literally one of the most british looking women I've ever seen
>>220551561how much do you get paid to spam advertise this freak on 4chan every other day?
>>220551649Yeah hispanic women are short, sloppy, fat n ugly t. Californian
why come there ain't no herspanics
>>220551673They're literally all men even the women
My mexican gf is 5'10 and has a 6 pack Swimmer she is
morning lads, yes even you rorke
Just appeared in my recommended, I didn't know Ricky was an atheist! Surprised he doesn't talk about it.
My future wife is gen alpha. Watch what you say around me.
>>220551689would best you in combat to win her if i could
>>220551566I reckon they've already been addressed.
listening to siouxsie and the banshees israel good song i like it
>>220551744Sing it on vocaroo for me you little minx you
>>220551744Currently listening to Cites In Dust
>Easter egg hunt horror as young children find baby's remains in park
sweet teens are made of this
>>220551778>Falling tree kills 3 during Easter egg hunt in Germany
>>220551767i'm shy teehee
stop it
>>220551778Here's your obit>Single incel man found dead in his incel room today. Family were alerted but shrugged and said "eh whatevs"
>>220551821daddy likes the shy ones the most kitten
how did siouxsie get away with arabian knights
>facebook is ai-slop and boomers>tiktok is insanity >discord is cp and teenagers >twitter is literal brainrot >dont even know what’s going on instagram need forums back
*poot*Ewww Emma that stinks!
Smiths O'Clock innithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRa2IB9RkQ&list=PLI6kLIhBBwmRp_clbDFe3M0a6JmrehkNf&index=7
>>220551865sad
durs ma ead it in durs
>>220551903dumb cross-poster
rorkes gone bloody woke
>>220551922get himcall him out
Protestant faggots could never
>>220551936tell me you're joking
>>220551922umm, how did you know?
>>220551958unfortunately i'm notit was the black pussy
AWOOGA or no way joo uh
>>220551970they're saying black pussy changed rorke in a big way
>>220551970well it was going to happen one day x
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
under the iron bridge we kissed
I want to suck on fat tits im only gay in here
killing an arab
>>220551984Come to think of it, he was from Ancient Rome too
I don't post about poo anymore lads, only farts.Long story short, this really cute lass at toil that I kind of have a crush on has a bad habit of not flushing the toilet in the unisex bathroom. Generally it's just wee, but the day before yesterday it wasn't. Needless to say, the experience has put me off poo.There wasn’t any toilet paper in the toilet either so for all I know she was walking around with a pooey bum. She quite a pretty young girl so it's fucked with my head a bit.
>>220551997bro finally acquired a clue
That's enough of you and your stupid gimmick yank tard
>>220551969got my sources
>>220551997Well, at least you only wasted 15 years posting about it.
Yes, we may be hidden by ragsBut we've something they'll never have
>I don't post poo no more
I think it's gonna be a long long time
>>220552029sc
>>220552029go home and get your fucking Emma folder
*strikes again*
>>220552029>Now go home and get your fuckin' bog-roll!
>>220551997does she look anything like emma?
poo smells
They used to call him scat shite yanky, oh he'd make your threads look like fuckin toilets. And he made a lot of (You)s too.
>>220552029roaring
>>220552063Not even a little. She's still very pretty though.
Don’t eat blueberries they’re heavily sprayed with pesticides
get the new made
>yank posts about Emma’s poos n farts for years without a care in the world >i post the naughty n-word and get a three day ban for “off-topic” it not right
>>220551597Honestly? 1 Scooby. It'd be weird and concerning, but not break up worthy since she isn't really cucking me
>>220552159had this happen to myself recently and was very irritated by it
Part of the reason why women are so entitled is because weak men indulge them.what men need to do to stop it>stop dating fatties>stop spending money on women for no rewards>stop using OnlyFans>stop dating downwards>stop doing favours or nice things for women>masturbate or hire escorts rather than pointlessly chasing women
>>220552159I've occasionally been banned for posting the Emmas.
>>220552202>>stop doing favours or nice things for women>>masturbate or hire escorts rather than pointlessly chasing womenYou lost me here
>>220552202not possible because men are too horny biologically.
>>220552230>>220552230>>220552230
everyone laugh at this one>>220552208>>220552208
rorke dancing in the moonlight
its such a fine and natural sight
its such a fine and natural shite
dancing in the moonshite
>>220550426wowwouldntshag any of emmental
here we go
here we poo
>>220550744you sound like an impotent angry little faggot from reddit
