Back on my old shit
Anyone else noticed how much black women love the BWC?
multiple type 5 meltdowns in progress
please mista may i have a thruppence for me suppa i aint had a bite to eat
Don't think I'm going to engage with any of you freaks for the rest of the day, you'll be sorry.
>>220611829haha alri chernobyl
throbbing white cocks in african vaginas
>>220611842heheheh
in spaki's liverpool irish mind, black women are physically and sexually superior, they determine what he consider the horizon of coolany indication, at all, that white men are sexually desirable is deeply troubling to him and he cannot NOT defend his black idols
melty this melty that, why dont you suck the melty out of my fucking cock
>>220611809willing to bet the people who do this are way older than zoomers, i reckon you’d only reach that point after like a decade plus of posting
>>220611865You are severely unwell
Y'all bitches ain't shit
right so that's 4 australian niggas on past midnight on a work day is it
>>220611838*chases you off with a stick*
rorkerasheedleftypol
half-way through the dig
>>220611865meant to say black men in the first sentence, not black women
>>220611894Did you yeah
nigga saw 'black girls like bwc' one time and immediately started spamming about bbc cuck porn and dating statistics
>>220611893Can you dig it?
>>220611880Gotta be at work in 8 hoursI'll go to bedthank you good night x
>>220611865Yep, sad isn't it?
>>220611856they'd stay asleep because they wouldn't be able to feel your SWC
you may not like it, but this is the ideal way to keep pets
well that's a leaping frog then isn't it
>>220611919it's so easy to set off certain posters, they'll rant and rave for hours if you discover their triggers
>>220611920been digging it
all of this is a fascinating insight to the british mind
>>220611941thats ai
>>220611919reckon he'll read this and realise he's a bit of a sad case for spazzing out so hard or will he double down on being a gimp?
>>220611915Isn't replying to me cutting in to time you could be using wanking to BLACKED?
>>220611893warwick davis live here?
>>220611949You ain't heavy brother, you dig, I dig
dude cody why is this forum all loaded with limey pricks
>>220611893good little wage slave. keep toiling aeay for shekelberg while i fugg and breed and snap swedish womens hymens x
alright so I googled itlet this settle it once and for all
>>220611956a small mind indeed
>>220611972Project on headcase
>>220611941Ahmed's worst nightmare.
Better take dogberg out for his walk, then I think I'll make a curry. Only if that's alright with you lot of course?
put the kettle on time for another cuppa
>>220611934not wot ur da' said innit?
having any real strong opinion on interracial relations is always the sign of a weird internet poisoned cunt. No one gives a shit irl unless they’re a vocal racist which i frankly doubt many of you have the nerve for
Can I have a sip of your tea?
>>220611966officially refuted
>>220611982They're very silly. I like them
>Project on headcase
>>220612007>No one gives a shit irlnah they do, most lads don't want to wife up a coalburner
>>220612034Due to insecurities
>>220612007you say that but interracial relationships were taboo long before the internet and were often straight up illegal
>>220612031why do you even have this image lmao
>>220612007>which i frankly doubt many of you have the nerve forhad to slip this in didn't you cuckboy?
willy alert willy alert there is a willy in the thread
hopefully putin will just straight up nuke britain the moment america pulls out of nato
>>220611941they found Peng Ting's pantry
>>220612049in the past yhnot in the past thouhg are we
>>220612050Just typed in qos cobson and found it, easy.
>>220612071women 5 seconds after i discover how to turn invisible
>>220612051it looks dry and sad
didn't need to see that
>>220612021nah cant be real
who is your favourite pornstar lads? mines Jillian Janson. quite fond of little swedish sloots having their cunts fuhged by English BVLLS like Danny D, coorrrr lush x
>>220612044it's a red flag matekind of like tommy going hunting for a wife in the Philippines
>>220612084Quite a normal thing to do
right well that some lads willy then isn't it
>>220612007The averge man has very strong feelings about it actually, not all of us are melbourne soyboys. Ask any man, black or white, what he'd think about his daughter marrying another race and you will not be met with an indifferent response.
>>220612100quite like stella violet, reminds me of daisy ridley
>>220612081missing the point
>>220612100rara kudou
>>220612087scream
>>220612058what
>>220612103It's only a red flag if it's some black gangster typeIf her ex was just a normal bloke then I don't see the issue
>>220612106Neither is posting on /brit/
>>220612007sounds like your mum has been fucking n______ and yoi're trying to make excuses for it
>>220612100For me, it’s Dick NastyHe’s a Brit
>>220612100really into Hazel Moore these days
>>220612084why do you know these terms then
Why were you Britbongs so insistent on ensuring Ulster murderers and terrorists walk free??Why did the British insist the Greysteel massacre monsters walk free? All they did was kill a bunch of innocent people, taunt their families in court and show zero remorse.
>>220612087EXHALING VIOLENTLY
>>220612115idk who that is>>220612124>ausfag is a bug loverSAD!
love poo me
for me? coco lovelock, dolly little, piper perri, rara kudou, among others
>>220612145say it witcho chest lil bro
>>220612164hmmm, I wonder how I could possibly know about them when I post on a board that regularly faces degenerate cuckspamthis normie act isn't fooling anyone mate
>>220612148>>220612149never heard of these, do better
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIvReal Ultimate /brit/ENDER
dont have a favourite pornstar because i go outside regularly
>>220612068
>>220612201not even an act i had to google qos and cobson to even know what they werenot good for your mind to think about this shit so much
might put on some black penis porn to see what the hype is about
>>220612197i'm currently in Marrickville if you wanna sort this out cunt
porn is evil and corrupts your soul
farting out cum in the sink
phwoar, she'd get ithttps://x.com/InformaCosmos/status/2041978803585507643
>>220612252project on spaki
thought is was called /brit/ not /aus/
went out in just a jumper and jeans and i was still sweating
farting cubes of poo from my obese willy
farting out as i sink in the cum
>>220612307same commonwealth
the wife
bored - _-
>>220612315wombats do square poos
need christina koch to pull me off
>be me 10 years ago>think things can't possibly get any shittier>they get shittier>they get shittier again>and againand so on and so forth
>>220612088maybe you could wet it with your mouth and spit
rorke trying to watch blacked porn to see what all the fuss is aboutaccidentally watching men men in black (1997) starring will smith and tommy lee jones insteadthoroughly enjoying himself
>>220612305meltie
>>220612376tell it to someone who cares
>>220612386lol he would do that haha
Dominos gives me a dodgy stomach. Must be all the preservatives. Shan’t be having it again
>>220612396this is that ridiculously fit tranny isnt it
day 1 chudfish journey
>>220612394i'm sure someone will read it and care
>>220612434indian brained webm
>>220612397having a yank pope just doesn't seem right, it's like wiping your arse with bible pages
>>220612376
>Four people die trying to board boat in Channel crossing attemptLOL
>>220612434We dont careStop posting your digital harem for positive attention from strangers online
>>220612451gayass niga
>>220612413my poo was in a right state after eating my easter egg the other day
straya calm down
I fell in love with a Welsh twink years ago. He left me and I'm still not quite over it
read it but didnt care
>>220612451>>220612469he's going to have an indian melty and accuse everyone of being gay now
>>220612477Ebonics award
>>220612469stroke that fuckin' dick
>>220612477pitiable brainless moron
>>220612504You're a gay cunt
>>220612464vax status?
cumming all over my screen so its like im giving every one of you a facial
this thread is so much nicer and friendlier and funnier in the morning and early afternoon
Why do women seethe about porn so much? I wouldn't be watching it if you sucked my cock
>>220612515i'm straight as a ruler
>>220612525You're a real piece of work
>>220611756Hehe Brit
mad how everything wrong with society would be fixed overnight if the boomers were culled and all the browns sent back
>>220612536Aye Hadrian
>>220612511sex. have it.
>>220612525Show me your work big boy
fucking hate london. anyone up north or in aus want to swap places with me?
>>220612525cumming on my screen so it's like i'm cumming on your cum
>>220612536Yeah.... a BENT ruler!
mad how fun portal 2 is
the thread's taken a turn for the gay and weird
>>220612540:3c hehe~
>>220611976this is on my own property, in my free time
I like it in gangbangs and double penetration scenes where the blokes accidentally cum on each other, funny
>>220612577have a hard time figuring out a lot of the later puzzles, particularly the ones that involve spraying white goo onto the wallsam a bit of a dumb bum you see
watching age of empires 2 competition on twitch sponsored by Red Bvll
maybe i should just shag a prostitute today, instead of waiting for tomorrow. problem is that in the last 24 hours or so i've had 4500mg of pregabalin its difficult to cum on the pregabs
>>220612456he was fairly cloistered from the usual yank nonsense desu
>>220612581*rapes you straigt through the ear hole so my bellend pops out of your other ear*
need to have seex with those blue goblins from league of legends
spaki recovered from his melty yet?
Just had a massive scran
hi
>>220612626thirdies give me the boke
>>220612626Looks very hot
>>220612668hi :)
>>220612577never did finish the multiplayer for that
>>220612626hot poo? ova here
>>220612626this is ai right?
>>220612599love spraying white goo on walls me
whens the last time you shaved your testicales
>>220612710go to bed racismlad, got school in the morning
mad how exercising and eating healthy is boring but makes you feel good. why can't the fun things make you feel good
>>220612705>>220612706>>220612710>>220612714>>220612717snap
>>220612710right you cannot bloody say that
>>220612710no racism in /brit/ you cheeky cunt
>>220612705>>220612706>>220612710>>220612714>>220612717luv seeing aussie post chains in /brit/
>>220612714about 2 months ago, love that luxurious velvetiness of a freshly shaved sack but it's a bit of a pain to do
>>220612577play Quake III or Doom
Honorary brits surely
>>220611856Why do you dislike Norwegians so much?
>>220612752played doom once and never got into it much. was more of a half life man me.
>>220612577>>220612752Portal and Quake III are great. Only tried Doom as a kid and didn't really care for it.
>>220612726havent had pizza in nearly 3 years at this point. gyms fun but not drinking/eating out whatever makes me feel like a dull cunt. went out to dinner with toilvermin 2 weeks ago and spent the whole time trying to mentally calculate the calories instead of talking to them, and then got looked down upon for declining to go drinking after that. why they insist on going out all the time in central even though its expensive and i know we all make the same pitiful amount of money is beyond stupid
lads I’m at a crossroadsDo I try to buy a house in the states and finally settle down (and stop being a rentoid) or do i follow my (pipe) dream of trying to immigrate to scotland
>>220612752>>220612784Of course when I say I played Doom as a kid, I mean the original Doom. I haven't tried Doom 2016 but it looks good.
>>220612797stay in yankland
>>220612797go join the army and die for israel you coward
>>220612714Have literally never once in my entire life trimmed my pubes
>>220612797what do you like about scotlandever been there?
>>220612797why would you want to live in sc*tland?
>>220612831Yes thrice>>220612832Vibes
>>220612797you haven't left the confines of your childhood bedroom, lying freak
Any slugs ITT? How's life treating you? Ate any succulent garden lettuce recently?
>>220612827that is mad how long are they
>>220612694Visiting the summer house Borko?
I'm a bit of a gobshite I admit it. I can't help it, I don't know why I'm like that.
>>220612797Move to Spokane. Trust me on this.
Might write a book about a veterinarian whose wife dies and he has a midlife crisis and decides to walk the Pennine trail but eats magic mushrooms along the way then he can talk to woodland animals. It would be a kids book like Wind in the Willows and I wouldn't write the backstory in.
the problem with silksong is that it just is too hard, i'm sorry but it isi don't mind bosses being hard but when i'm having to perform hard sequences just to get across the level and that then becomes the norm, yes, i feel like i'm improving at the game but you're simply asking too much of methey listened to the wrong people at the end of the day, all these fucking cunts with anime profile pictures saying that the first games movement was bad, that the first games combat was bad, that the first game was 'babby's first metroidvania'i don't care about any of that, i just want a cool world full of wonder and mystery which is fun and exciting and rewarding to explore, not this stupid hell yeah mega combo wow air dash combat multiplier bing bing wahoo shite
>>220612874Spokane is a shitholeBetter than Portland where I currently live THOUGH
2am on the east coast of Australia, mind.
>>220612849got squashed to death by 5"3 woman with an attitude because she was looking at her phone while walking. was pissed that i lost my life, but i got to watch her scream and seethe about have slug guts all over her new heels as a ghost, so im doing alright
>>220612797buy the house in the states. Scotland is grim.
>>220612851they reach terminal length about the same length as body hair for me
>>220612891I dream of moving to Spokane one day.Keep in mind that excluding London, the rest of Britain is poorer than Mississippi.
>>220612838you will have to accept a much lower and increasingly worse standard of living
>>220612893i'm at toil you fucking maggot cunt!
>>220612927yanks won't accept that, if we moved to britain there would be big changes
>>220612878genuinely not a bad premise, honestlysurreal but heartfelt
>>220612881that was my problem with it, doing anything is a chore because you have to always be on point. takes away from the vibes of the world they made. i did finish it and got most of the completion done and all the hard bosses but wont ever replay it.comfy exploring in greenpath first time was the nicest feeling ever but theres nothing really like that in silksong
>>220612927Hmmm people are white at least and friendly like
>>220612577try talos principle >>220612599>am a bit of a dumb bum you seeyeah, you'd have to bethey really went out of their way to make that game real easy for the normies
>>220612947based
do actually have conversations with my dead dad and I'm too scared to get checked for a mental health issue because I don't want it to stop
want a woman to beat me up haha
>>220612958Scotland is quite left-leaning and supportive of immigrants and refugees. They probably wouldn't want a racist like you.
IM SO FANCY, CANT YOU TASTE THIS GOLD, REMEMBER MY NAME
>>220612963why does portal 2 break the brains of women so easily
>>220611980this is so old I'd bet it's oudated now
>>220612978seek Jesus
>>220612978what does he say back?
ktim
>>220612955shellwood comes close i thinkout of all the areas in the game, shellwood managed to capture a lot of that og feelbut i knew the game was in trouble when bird enemies showed upits meant to be a game about bugs, what the FUCK are birds doing here? thats when you know a developer has run out of ideas, when bird enemies show up
>>220612978Do you hear his voice? If not, you're not schizophrenic
Imagine you accidentally post an image of yourself onto /brit/
>>220612996aye that’s true right enough. But I’m used to pretending to have npc opinions. Did i mention i live in pdx?
>>220612979get in a marriage she'll fuck you up properly
>>220612113yeah but these people care about what random niggas they don't even know are doingofc it's normal to care about your family but why are you obsessing over two people on the other side of the world that you don't know and are perfectly happy in their relationship??
wish i was born in the american midwest. or anywhere in the anglosphere that isnt the united shartdom
>>220613022I did post one about 9 years ago
>>220612978is he still disappointed in you?
>>220613022The ubiquitousness of the 'fake doxx' gimmick softens the blow of doing this
>>220613034dreamed I lived in Oklahoma and had a fat arsed corn fed american wife the other day
Unironically wish i lived in Melbourne
>>220613022no pictures of me exist
>>220613022I did this on /b/ but have never seen it since thankfully. I have such an average unnoticeable face nobody thought it was worth saving
smoking some marijuana smoke
>>220613059make it happen
>>220613022I've done it twice on purpose and never once saw it reposted so I guess im at least normal looking enough to not get mocked
Extremely EXTREMELY fit chinky knocking on my door to collect for charityHad the best face I've seen on a slope, was so taken aback I stuttered like a spastic. She definitely knew I was a little mong boy incel, so now I do a monthly £10 donation to great ormund street hospital because it felt like the only way to redeem myself in the eyes of this china dollGod I'm such a worthless twat TWAT TWAT
>>220613004praying can't hurt I suppose>>220613009mostly asks how nanberg is doing, how sisterberg is doing and how my life is>>220613014I hear him and sometimes see him>>220613044He was too loving to ever say that even if he felt it
>>220613059based. saw an american gothic thread on /fa/ a few days ago and ive been thinking about plapping chubby bible-thumpers in white sundresses ever since. yanks truly dont suffer
Squat rack: touched
>>220613100Haha
>>220613022Did this once on purpose about 5 years ago and nobody remembers it
i’ve broken my willy
>>220613100she's absolutely fucking done you
God I want pizza
>>220613100this is like that song china girl but by iggy pop
>>220612963>they really went out of their way to make that game real easy for the normieswell i didn't have much trouble with portal 1 and that was before they started pandering to normies
>>220613121Due to porn?
>>220613022nobody will care or do anything unless you're a namefagpoor poor scraniel
>>220613100>>220613116Sending attractive women to do the scrounging is such a bullshit cheat it should be illegal
Used to deliver for a Chinese and the wife of the owner always used to call me 'big man'.
the bath plughole is blocked, likely with a clump of hair, pubes and poo
>>220613159this is what I call my cat hahathat probably means she likes you because I like my cat
Thinking about posting myself on here wahey
really fancy a wank but i'm on the opioids again so it would be a fool's errand that would only lead to frustration and heartbreak
Saw a WMAF couple on the way homeThe guy looked like a Chad, very chiseled jawlineThe Asian woman was above average at best Grim
they don't make anime like this any more
>>220613068I know a lad who lives in Melbourne. I heard he got fat. I don't like him but i've known him since we were about 10. If I went to Aussie id reconnect with him. But id go to the Queensland to work in a mine.
watching the news on al jazeera
>>220613180>I like my cat
>>220613147they should do it morethe pro-social influence of peng tings is massively underutilised
>>220613023Why do you want to move to Scotland, a country which does have quite a few black and brown people and is happy to accept more, if you dislike non-white people?Also Portland looks like a nice place. Would like to visit the Pacific Northwest at some point in my life.
How do I get my girlfriend into cuckolding lads?
bumhole smells like celery and marmite again
>>220613203See lots of them in London
>>220613138yeah it flew off mid sesh
watching the chosen (2017)
>>220613240change your toilet paper
My BWC is around 3 inches soft
>>220613203some people just get luckyafter years of dating mid slags i finally bagged a real cutie
>>220613221looks like a giant evil goblin king sitting in a throne holding a big staff from the thumbnail
red rose grows as the walls unfoldmy lapse, p-pro-lapse
Hey lads I saw a [thing that this board is obsessed with] irlIsn't it mad that I saw a [thing that this board is obsessed with] irl?
>>220613223>quite a fewStill nowhere near as many as the US. And Portland is the hwitest urban area out of all others
>>220613267cant see it im afraid
>>220613265ktim but hard
>>220613296Still a BWC lad
no glasto this year :(
>>220613293he’s really fat and the staff is that vertical bit to the left of him
Listening to Lucy Letby's Spotify playlist
DOGSHIT ZINGERS: ARMDOGSHIT ZINGERS: CALIBRATEDOGSHIT ZINGERS: AIM
wonder if you could post here if you installed linux on a ps2
is film aussie in
>>220613324Manual override. we still have 20 posts
Sent my side ting a pic of my cock underneath my toil trousers. Thing is I put an air freshener can under my trousers which usually works but I think I overdid it and my cock looks obviously fake now. Phone brightness was too low you see and I didn't notice how ridiculous it looks
got some tuna on bread in the oven with cheese and mayo on top
>>220613102If you hear his voice, you should probably see a therapist
>>220613353DOGSHIT ZINGERS: ON STANDBY
>>220613321Shawn Mendes - In My BloodThe Tremeloes - Here Comes My BabyEiffel 65 - BlueThe Corrs - Breathless
>>220613338tried to post from my wii u once and it didn’t work
australians were never meant to have internet access
>>220613338Using the official Linux kit? I've done it from Linux on PS4
>>220613400el factomundos
>>220611788>>220611788>>220611788new thread when ready
gonna get poo steaming
>>220613195i never wank on the opioids
got the mika on againlove that lil gayboy
Drinking coffee, just got 12 hours of sleep. Could still go for more if not for the toil>>220613221kino
shall mostly be farting my arsehole to bits
hello
its me
poo
