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toil tomorrow edition
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>Grammy-winning songwriter Shane McAnally shared an Instagram clip of husband Michael Baum asking their surrogate-born son Texson Ray if he wants 'Dada or Pop.' The baby says what sounds like 'mama,' cries, and Baum replies 'No, there is no mama' with laughing emojis
Gay couple anal and bum? Come on try harder
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>Hublots posted: 718
>cirocs posted: 689
>shell GOs posted: 618
>vodafones posted: 422
total "sponsor" posts: 2447
>cleverly 1: 418
>cleverly 2: 522
>cleverly 3: 515
>cleverly 4: 509
>cleverly 5: 507
total cleverlys posted: 2471

total spam posts: 4918
assume 15 seconds to select the file for each post, 15 seconds to paste the correct text, 30 seconds to do the captcha (about 1 minute per post, which can be seen by the fact there is usually over a minute between each post)
4918 minutes = 81 hours
81 hours of making the same meaningless "sponsor" posts for 3 years
if you worked that time at minimum wage you could earn £1029
the parasite has done a thousand pounds' worth of "sponsor" posting for free
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Katy waking up to aquafresh kisses
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one must live ones life as if one is being watched 24/7
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>>220840322
forgot those existed because I just filtered him and moved on like any other sane person
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started incel running again today i got 4.5k trying to go really slow so i can get a better aerobic level or whatevere its called, time to get drunk
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>>220840295
>McAnally
screm
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>>220840379
You have to be over 18 to use 4chan
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>>220840412
he's a gay man called mc anally lol
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>>220840423
Oh I get it now
Screaming
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>KFC bought back/introduced the tower twister
>they still refuse to bring back the original twister
Might have to take drastic measures.
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>>220840454
Reporting this to prevent
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Having a few vinos as you do....hit some tunes on u tube and looking for some new stuff....how hard is it to separate the AI stuff from originals....listening to some Quincy Jones and its Ai generated, never written or performed by him....
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bit of sun today. you're not going to sit inside rotting all day are you, lads?
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>>220840454
What in bruceland is a tower twister?
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>>220840463

17-18km runtoil on the cards this morning
lovely weather for it
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>>220840454
I just want the fucking burrito back is that too much to ask
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>>220840454
reporting this to the poowong flying squad
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>>220840463
wouldn't want to spoil my elegant porcelain complexion
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>>220840477
It has a hashbrown.
>>220840490
They had a pretty good zinger kebab here last year.
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>>220840463
Might give carberg a clean
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>>220840490
We never get nice stuff like that here and yet we invented all the fatty chains like kfc. We get nothing
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Miss having no responsibilities
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>>220840517
corr that looks lush
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>>220840463
Its actually supposed to be colder and greyer here but im going out soon dw x
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>>220840463
im always doing shit with mates or the gf but this weekend i have all to myself so no, i might just stay inside actually
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>>220840517
This also looks really tasty wtf
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Browsing AdultWork haha x
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>>220840547
>>220840580
I'll get one tomorrow, I'll wait until then before moving on to phase gamma.
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We at /brit/ join the entire internet in hating Meghan Markle
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>>220840517
wtf that looks amazing and as we know the publicity images always accurately reflect the product
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>>220840656
If you go to the good KFC in my prefecture its not really that far off.
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>>220840656
*gently pats you on the head*
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>>220840550
Thank you
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things went from bad to Mexican
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>>>/tv/219857217
scr
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heard the age of consent in the uk is 16
talk about paedophisles
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>>220840738
doesn't make a lick of difference to a KHV such as myself
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>>220840751
well the first girl i ever had sex with was 14
i was 14 as well at the time of course
apparently we raped each other
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>>220840724
get back to the front pidor
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Had a breakfast burrito (avo, eggs, halloumi, hash browns, spinach, cheese) and a coffee and now reading count of monte cristo and listening to nick drake. Don't think y'all niggas can appreciate how much of a sophisticate I am.
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>>220840517
had one of these the other day it was good af
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>>220840788
>reading count of monte cristo and listening to nick drake.
ADHD mong
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>eating a cooked breakfast with no meat
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>>220840788
you've been reading that book for months lad you must be on a page a day
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right well that's yet another reason to be jealous of australians
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>>220840788
you started reading that ages ago lmao how slow do you read
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>>220840823
Bizarre
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arsenal city today so I got that going for myself
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>>220840826
Eggs are meat.
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the evening watch
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>>220840837
Not him but it's a slow burner
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unplayable connections today
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>>220840823
when i was 13 i weighed 190lbs and kids called me "The Count of Monte Crisco" it was very hutful
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>>220840880
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Morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjtmV1t6q8
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the toilfu's removed her profile photo again
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such beauty in the world. what a gift that we get to experience it x
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>>220840851
You cant read without music you need multiple forms of stimulation like an adhd mong
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>>220840880
quite an intelligence insult for 13 year olds
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>>220840846
Its a long book
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not even 9am and the berg is fannying about
doesn't he know it's a Sunday?
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>>220840884
Delicious! I like that you added peppers, nice touch brogarian
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Well lads, after 29 years I think I'm finally free of phimosis.
Can retract my foreskin even when fully erect. Still a bit tight but it goes all the way back and stays there. Taken me an insane amount of stretching the past 6 months.
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up on a Sunday earlier than my alarm would go off on weekdays. lads... im unc
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>>220840922
congratulations
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>>220840869
wasnt too hard at all
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>>220840919
Thanks lad, it is nice when theres a bit of pepper, slightly hot.
>>220840922
Good for you, I had that when I was a teenager, what type of stretches - in the shower?
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i'm circumcised
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fucked to think we was all bullying justin bieber back in the day, calling him gay and that, but it would turn out he was repeatedly molested by diddy
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>>220840958
>Good for you, I had that when I was a teenager, what type of stretches - in the shower?
I did 60 seconds in the shower each day, in all directions, trying to loosen it
but I've also been doing it when watching films/tv for like 5-10 minutes
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>>220840922
imagine the smell
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>>220840982
a diddler called Diddy. Who writes this stuff?
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>>220840983
I see, well good for you.
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>>220840976
America's greatest son award
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wonder what that anon thought of wrestlemania
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>>220840949
a reminder that this is /brit/
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>>220841030
nothing there was US-specific
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used to watch WWF wrestling as a kid and one time I saved up all my pocket money so we could buy the wrestlemania PPV where The Rock fought Steve Austin

it was on at like 3AM in UK time so it had to be set up to record on the ol' VHS. Ran down stairs in the early hours of the morning excited to watch it and it had recorded the first 2 minutes then nothing else
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>>220841044
we love women before they turn 25 don't we
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Was the frogposter an idiot?
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Ball achingly dull thread so far
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um
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>>220841044
looks like a blonde version of my sister
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>>220841044
women are perfect angels, put on earth by god to ignore me
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>>220841068
nothing better I reckon
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I’m a Capricorn
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all women owe me sex
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don't like talking to women because i don't like giving them the little ego boost of assuming i'm hitting on them. women are too arrogant in this day and age. they need taken down a peg not built up more
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*dull post about women and/or sex*
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the joker if he's from Jamaica:
mi di bludclart joker baby nigga
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*fascinating post about my astrological sign*
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I'm a Capri sun
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>>220840751
good lad. at least when we die we will go to heaven
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capri sun if he's french:
je suis capri sun
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>>220841048
That's nothing lad. I once walked downstairs on my dad completely naked wanking to babestation. Could have been worse eh?
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ich bin ein capri sun
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Capri sun of the germanic persuasion

Ich bin eine Capri sun
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>>220841165
Did you leave quietly and never mention it?
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Cheeky sosij and cheese sandwich for brekky
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je mbappe capri sun
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>>220841180
>>220841172
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Think before you post
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>>220841183
No he saw me and awkwardly tried to cover himself with a cushion while I ran back up the stairs. Obviously never mentioned it after that.
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>>220841130
i do this
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>>220841217
Probably for the best
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Remember once I was watching babestation and she accidentally showed her fanny for a split second
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>>220841130
There's no greater conversation in the world than when you're talking to a girl you've just met and you both know it's gonna happen. The adrenaline and excitement of the pre-match nerves hits like crack. Alas not been for years for me now as well settled down.
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might smash my bollocks with a ball peen hammer
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>>220841234
Testicular
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talking to women is my greatest fear
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talking to women in the midwestern emo voice
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>>220841256
same but I'm only 32 years old so there's still time for me to get over it and become normal
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reminder to check you balls
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>>220841256
Women are always talking yet never say anything interesting.
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>>220841275
wrong
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>>220841229
Remember being about 12 years old on holiday in Mallorca in about 2005 or so and the German TV channel in the hotel room played a show called 'sexy sport clips' late one night when mum and dad and older brother were in the hotel bar having a night cap. Started out quite tame just fit women in underwear and stuff dancing sexily to music. Then the tits came out and I thought, nice. Then she went all the way, a rare and difficult sight to acquire back then, and I wanked my granite hard little willard to destruction right up until I heard the door card. Got away with it.
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Boonk gang nigga!
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>>220841234
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>>220841256
you shouldn't be
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>>220841279
checking them, violently
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>>220841286
you don't understand mate I just need to get myself out the house, go one some long walks in the park, think positive, and eventually I will meet a nice woman who is willing to overlook the fact I've never had a conversation with a woman in my 32 years of life
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got the frasier on don't i
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>>220841326
whats wrong with his teeth
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Whenever I have KFC or Favourite Chicken, I wake up in the middle of the night with sweats and then have diarrhea for an hour. Not sure why, I never used to have this issue, shame because I love favourite chicken.
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>>220841326
what humorous misunderstanding is occuring?
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>>220841331
chicken ghosts
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>>220841331
FOY
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Listening to vampire weekend sing about punctuation and architectural features
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>>220841326
TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
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>>220841310
it has been done
>>220841289
How was Mallorca? One time we were on a school ski trip and it was late at night, we were secretly smoking weed on the balcony, I brought about 20 grams of some really nice skunk for the lads. When we finished the joint we heard a knock, it was our principal and she sat in the room and started talking to us about life, on the TV there was a full blown sex scene and it was so fucking difficult not to laugh.
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Listening to Madness sing about being Michael Caine.
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Frasier + niles, gay scatting bath together
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my bellend reeks
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>>220841331
Morley's does this for me. Great in the moment but absolutely obliterates my guts. I wish fish and chips wasn't so ridiculously expensive these days because it's so much better than fried chicken, but we are a declining nation so...
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>>220841046
never heard of any of those candy brands and the 'cheeky' one is all old school yank vernacular or something from a 50s movie
new york times needs to do better to make their puzzle more accessible to their international audience
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>>220841338
martin is complaining to a snooty frenchman about the price of the food in his deli. this causes all kinds of problems for niles who wants to continue shopping there, and hilarity ensues.
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>>220841368
Foreskin is so gross. Got a cottage cheese factory living in ur wankard
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>>220841389
wrong, you clean it, I've literally never had cheese under my forseking
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Michael Caine in the middle of our street
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>>220841389
what do you know about foreskins. you were mutilated without consent the day you were born lol
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Word of the day: craniofacial

Definitions:

adjective:
- Pertaining to the cranium and face, as with craniofacial surgery.
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>>220841331
is it a spicy diarrhea or regular temperature?
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>>220841363
mate she was obviously wanting in on that joint rotation AND pumped off the lot of you the dirty cow

please tell me she was fit
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>>220841286
Maybe it's an American thing, or perhaps it's just incels idolising teen romance but my secondary school romance was not like the films
I cringe every time I think back on it
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Listening to lightyear sing about Michael J fox
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>>220841400
They look awful besides, like when a little kid has to wear a jacket too big for him, and the sleeves are too long for his arms.
Not for me
>>220841409
Well you've never had sex and yet have an opinion on it I'd assume •.-
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>>220841427
and now to the Elton John joke
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>>220841412
fake ass word
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could go another coffee but it would require getting off my arse
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all i ever wanted all i ever needed is here in my arms
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just saw a jew child get crushed under a bus. was funny, his head got squished and grey matter went everywhere lmao
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>>220841423
Not really, she had no idea we were smoking, I think she had taken a sleeping pill cause she was groggy, she wasn't fit, she is a big woman but she was pretty when young, I dated her daughter for 2 years. A few times she almost caught us fucking. One time she said she was going on business trip and we were at her house, drugs were on the table and all kinds of shit and we were getting it on, then she called and said she's coming back, we had to clean everything for 5 mins, thank god she called.
>>220841456
you have been brainwashed, it's literally mutilation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch/fIuyNRJW_qY
this looks good af
>>220841489
grow up
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>>220841488
me walking out of the shops with an armful of weekly shopping because im too tight to pay for a bag
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>>220841488
checked
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>>220841516
bit wordy but still funny
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>>220841326
QUITE STYLISH!
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off on a lads trip to the 'dam on friday x
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Hitler's birthday tomorrow lads
How will you celebrate the birthday of the Great One?
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>>220841554
Will you be partaking in a prostitute?
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>grow up
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>>220841498
Ok what if I agree with you, but I also don't want a foreskin? They look awful, and girls have told me they smell awful..
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>>220841555
by lighting the biggest spliff in the world
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>>220841583
4/20
1488
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https://www.youtube.com/watch/8HRKmftUOXQ
so hungry lads
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>>220841571
grown ass man btw
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Spurs
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>>220841555
I'll watch that Robert Carlyle Hitler movie.
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>>220841554
Nice, what do? Party? I'm going this summer probably, but I'm not staying in Amsterdam but will visit.
>>220841580
They look normal actually, they wont smell if you clean em. Nobody does that except Americans, muslims and jews.
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>>220841571
Indirect replies are the biggest seethe indicator.
You've been done
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>>220841569
doubt it desu, not keen on the idea. last time i was there i thought i might and then saw a big fat hairy turkish bloke walking out of the red window of the lady i'd been thinking i might get a blowie from and it put me right off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDVdirf2H-w
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>>220841643
Weird guys hang out near the district, and it gets shady at night, one time we saw what I presume was Vietnamese bodybuilder bitch, she was definitely on roids, crazy that guys actually pay her for sex.
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>>220841611
>>220841624
cope, seethe, dilate, stay malding, ratio'd, heemed, done.
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>>220841624
>biggest seethe indicator

For me it's when the person I'm arguing with goes back to my original post and posts a second reply to that post pretending to be a separate poster who is in agreement with whatever side of the argument this person has already taken up, to give a false sense of consensus.

We'll be neck deep in an argument then suddenly a wave of fresh replies on the original post pop into the thread, all conveniently supporting the person I am arguing with.
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>>220841621
Well we're cursed in my country as you know.
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>>220841696
I do feel bad for you because of that. Thankfully people are starting to realize it's archaic.
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>>220841686
or youre a mong and no one agrees with you
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>>220841554
corr enjoy
went last spring with my lot, absolute mad time
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i'm finkin fried eggs on toast and some bacon too that's what i'm finkin
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Last time I was in Amsterdam I went to see Death Grips, tickets were a gift for my birthday, that was in 2023. It's getting really expensive in Amsterdam, I've been going since 2014 and it has gotten insane.
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might post this cat
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>>220841736
I'd be willing to accept that if the replies all came at once right after my initial post i.e a natural consensus. But when 5 minutes have transpired and I've been arguing with one person then he stops replying and suddenly 2-3 new replies on the original comment which is now miles up the thread appear, all supporting him, I know I am dealing with a seether.
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>>220841774
I also saw Clown Core
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wonder if they still have those coal black african fellas in Amsterdam who whisper "coke, MDMA, pills?" into your ear as you walk past them

then if you say yeah you go down an alley with them and get mugged and or sold bunk gear
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>>220841643
Thank you for remembering Gallipoli.
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raised by a single mother never had a chance really
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Would love to slip my wilkins into some fake tit 2000s porn bimbo looking romanian lass in shiny black pvc slutwear and boots in some neon light illuminated hovel in a top Euro red light district desu
I've never shagged a real stone cold slut before just normal women
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>>220841819
ever shagged her
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>>220841819
in one sense my mum did her best under the circumstances but in another sense she's mentally insane and the fact she thought she could ever be a good mother and or mother is quite frankly absurd
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>>220841832
Angel Dark for me
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when I was in Amsterdam with the lads we went to the red light district but I was too shy to look at the women in the windows. I think there's something wrong with me.
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Toast and a cuppa, then it's a back garden cutting day
lovely day for it
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>>220841805
Yes they are still there but there's no need to buy from them. Buying drugs in the Netherlands is the easiest most enjoyable drug buying experience I've ever had, they just give you a number you message them on WhatsUp, they give you the catalog you chose what you want and they come to your house or apartment. I'm so fucking jelly. No fear of Police, no shady fuckers.
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>>220841805
only a fool buys drugs, or anything really, from you-know-whos. their entire cultures are based on scamming and personal gain at the expense of others.
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i'm fat and gay
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>>220841819
one of our biggest /brit/ addict freaks is the product of a sad lonely single mother. says it all really.
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>>220841874
I was like that when I first went as a teenager, my cousin wanted to go and show me the district but I felt uncomfortable, later when I went we would get high and go look at them and wave, but the people that hang around there look creepy.
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>>220841882
It's largely the same process in the UK these days. You message them on the app specifying what you want, a BMW arrives at your gaff pretending to be a taxi / Uber, you get in, the car does a lap round the block while the merchandise changes hands, you get dropped back off.
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tomorrow i will learn Terraform
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might shriek
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>>220841961
you said that yesterday
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TIME FOR EGGY WEGGIES
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>>220841961
Efficiency 5 and Unbreaking 3 are essential imo, and Mending of course
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>>220841981
pretty sure i didn't
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>>220841868
A classic
Love some of the more obscure hungarian bimbos desu, Ciara Bugatti only did one good scene for asshole fever but she has the best bimbo body I've ever seen I think.
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>>220841948
Yeah, I did that when I was in Yorkshire but they didn't come to the uni and I had to go in a Pakistani neigbhourhood, the guy was chill though, he was a student, one time I went to his house and was kind of scared, his sister was there and she was cute but I was afraid too look at her lol.
He did gift me a weed cookie which I thought was nice.
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hate when you see an old fella like 80-90 year old that can barely move or talk

just refuse to believe that will be me, think ill always be sharp as a tack
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>>220841854
>mum
FOY
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The thing with people that say "I'll do it tomorrow" is that tomorrow never comes.
If you can do it now, do it now.
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>>220842023
Sir Homo novus
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speaking of terraforming, the geological process not the software thing, one of my autistic schizoid fantasies that I play out in my head sometimes involves me developing omnipotent powers but obviously I wouldn't want anyone to know so I'd do spooky, mysterious stuff that would make scientists wonder what was going on.

One such thing I imagine doing is just randomly terraforming the moon. I would use my magic powers to give it a spinning core of molten iron to generate a magnetic field, then I would add oxygen, nitrogen, water etc. Over time it would develop into a mini Earth while the people on Earth looked on, wondering why this was happening.
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need my piles licked
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>>220842047
that is quite autistic yeah
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leftypol be like we need slavery reparations and racial justice
*ignores the 10 million slaves currently in africa*
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>>220842047
ok
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all i ever wanted all i ever needed is here in my arse
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>>220842038
>Now? Are we doing it right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49wp0H-x4Ec
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>>220842047
Have you seen that video where they bring tons of orange peels and dump em at a desolate deserty kind of place and in a couple of years it turned into a full forest?
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>>220842086
enjoy the flatulence
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Carol Ann Duffy's musky tuppence
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>woke up
>still drunk
>stuff for cross dressing and arse fucking strewn on the living room table
>flat just generally smells like bum and cum
fuck sake have to clean this up and get in a state to see my parents later
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>>220842100
vile
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comin atcha
like a queer
like a gay
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>>220842117
>t. tuppencelet (a ha'penny, as it were)
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>>220842094
lel, it was 20 years actually but it did change the ecosystem, it was a 1000 tons of orange peels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2e-QJnUg8
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sat here on my little racist arse thinking mean thoughts about black people
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>>220842128
Call me Tundra boy cause I move like an arctic LIZARD
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>>220842166
ktim
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Mad how whites built the modern world and everything in it, yet gave it all away because they haz a sadge
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tunnel snakes rule
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show me a man that says he hasn't shat himself after turning 18 and I'll show you a liar
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>>220842205
sharting doesn't count imo, it's simply your body betraying you
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>>220842149
something I've thought about doing is planting a bunch of colourful wildflower seeds / bulbs in my local area under cover of darkness. There's a bit near me that used to be a nice walking path, a good place to take your dog for a walk, and it was covered in really mature wildflowers of all kinds like bluebells and daisies and foxgloves and little red ones and big tall poppy looking things and all sorts. Anyway they fucking mowed it all down to put a bypass road through it and all the flowers are gone

But I think it would be cool to just plant a bunch of wildflowers there so that it looks a bit more interesting than just plain grass and furrowed dirt (which is there currently). Obviously the council would never bother to plant flowers but what's to stop me doing it? Laws probably but it's not malicious. Once they're all bedded in they'd just propagate themselves. But it would take me a long time to cover the entire area. If I had friends it would be easier.
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never sharted
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>>220842205
I don't think I have. Last time was when I was 15.
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Thinking about moving to Mirrabooka
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Egyptologist777 (né 7Phoenician7)
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>>220842190
do they think there's bananas in that tree?
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>>220842226
You are a prize sir.
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>>220842224
the shart of theseus defence
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>>220842246
screm de la screm
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>>220842190
the other lot leftypol worships keeps knocking down ancient historic walls up north
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leftypols dad doing the haka at leftypols funeral
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i admire the negros free spirit anglo autism gets tiresome after a while
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>>220842226
You should definitely do that. It really lifts up the spirit when there's a nice area with flowers. I don't think anyone is gonna be bothered by that.
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>>220842277
Haven't heard about that. Haven't followed British news and politics like i used to. I'm not surprised though, leftists hate the rugged beauty of old historic things. They hate Britain and America.
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going to sort out my permission sets in business central for once and all
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across 110th queef
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>>220842332
anti-comedy
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going to paint the bathroom and then go for a cycle
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>>220842367
Yeah good idea to poo before getting on the bike
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Almost finished with the rider for my RC wheelchair :)
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>>220842382
just take some poo bags with you
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this 3rd coffee was a bridge too far I feel unwell now
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Apparently you're supposed to do a couple goes around the perimeter of the garden before you cut the grass because it makes turning around points look better
Woke nonsense that so I shan't be doing it
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it says a lot Rorke
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mad how deep the rot goes in the civil service
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I think pork should be the only meat in sausage form, everything else seems a bit weird
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EGG
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>>220842499
Is that a nunchuck tattoo on her hip?
Interesting idea for a tattoo
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>>220842469
Why dintcha change yer underwear STAYVUN?
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>>220842517
Scrannus Maximus
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nice 17.5km runtoil done
saw horseberg and baby goatsteins in the fields
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>>220842549
no wine for afters?
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>>220842549
grow up little man
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>>220842484
wokes got you
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>>220842549
baby goats are so fucking cute, baby horses as well, they run around all goofy and happy, really makes my day
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>>220842549
>baby goats

Deliberate phrasing to avoid being called a nonce. So I will be calling you a nonce now. Nonce.
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>>220842561
on the cocktails later x
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funny how the chinese play snooker innit
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There's a flock of baby goats on my walking route, they're funny little things.
Very curious about passersby too so they run right up to the fence and you can get close to them
Wouldn't stroke one though in case it bit my finger off
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uohh
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Just synthesised a new political ideology
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>>220842616
could have a career in it if only they stopped getting done for match fixing
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spose it's like holding a giant chopstick so no wonder they're good at it. stands to reason.
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in immense pain body aches head aches
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>>220842616
they're ruining the game 2bh. they're all soulless 'athletes' from snooker training factories, trained purely to win comps. no love for it like our blokes from working class snooker halls playing for fun with a few pints and creating an organic snooker culture
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why is life so hard lads
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>>220842628
hair's wonky on the left there
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DOGSHIT ZINGERS
CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS
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being a human is so based lads
>higher ordered thinking
>opposable thumbs
>advanced problem solving
>language
>walking upright
it great
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hate when a game is developed by a nordic country but set in a different country like america or whatever, but there's all sorts of nordic references
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>>220842689
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware; nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself.
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>>220842672
Life is a trial
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deeply unfunny thread
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>>220842672
Because you are my strongest soldier
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smoking ban pretty much killed snooker in this country
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>>220842644
yeah funny
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>>220842703
i hate it when australians walk freely on the street when they should all be arrested
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get the Ruairidh MacVeigh watched
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>>220842720
nah, it fits us as animals too good to have our level of consciousness
why else would we have arms, and hands, if not to enact the will of our minds?
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Halal beef sausage with halal red sauce and halal onions on halal sliced white bread
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>>220842744
few pints
few ciggies
bit of snooker in a dimly lit snooker hall
we used to be a real country
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>>220842744
Snooker has grown in popularity in this country and overseas since 2007
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dolphins and whales are conscious yet can't do anything with it, stuck in their armless sausage bodies
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pic i took of my gf on holiday
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get the low budget wojack stories watched
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>>220842689
Don't forget
>having proportionally one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom
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>>220842768
Is this halal bossman?
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trying to love this pain as my new reality for a few days
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>>220842793
everything is conscious
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>>220842762
i do enjoy his videos
perhaps i have autism
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>>220842801
knowing we cockmog every other primate on this earth is fuel to aspire greatness
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>>220842793
consciousness is a spectrum. all animals are conscious to some degree. bacteria are able to respond to their surroundings.
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business idea: kill the swedish freak in here
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>>220842836
um
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>>220842644
howl
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>>220842836
im not sure if i could invest in this business the market is too crowded, im oot
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>>220842824
when I say dolphins are conscious you may assume I am suggesting a different level of consciousness above that of a microbe
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>>220842805
TAKE THE PAIN
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i dont think you actually howled at that
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>>220842836
we make him suck our cocks first though
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We have to get rid of all other primates t.b.h. Brazilians and Indogs are right about that.
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my life isn't completely ideal which means all life on earth must be eradicated
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a man's gotta have a code. I have a code and that code is 8008135
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>>220842908
( . Y . )
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>>220842877
fuck off leftypol can't even have a laugh with you around
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>>220842908
alri omar
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>>220843019
>>220843019
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comfy when the thread runs on like this
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>>220843040
>>220843040
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