virtually every interaction I've had with a non-relative woman has been an embarrassing disasteram i seriously doomed to be alone my entire life? is this actually the dice roll i've ended up with?fuck me lol
if i was in charge of a eugenics program id start off by making new races, then try making super humans, then id get bored and dedicate the rest of my time to making genetic monstrosities and beastpeople
>>220845123remember when i was 19 and this 17 year old slut asked me if i wanted to have sex with her and i just pretended i didn't hear it
um.. hi
>>220845144hi little green thing
>>220845123Probably would have been alright if you'd been bullied more
aw hell nah bruh, i took the wrong bus and ended up in /brit/
can hear dadberg shitting and moaning in the loo
>>220845143s
why does it say gay sex on their piano
is there a more repulsive visage royals without the royaltyself serving self pitying she actually referred to herself as the most bullied person
had to mute that yookay aesthetics twitter account because it raises my cortisol
ah yes, i have your reward, please come collect it at my creepy house in the haunted forest
much to think about
>>220845144
>>220845143I don't understand this behaviour, when I was younger I was trying to fuck literally every girl. I would have jumped at the chance.
a daily dose of police activity videos and sadposts on 4chan like >>220845123 keeps me regular and mentally above water
Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran.In die Zukunft ziehen wir Mann für MannWir marschieren für HitlerDurch Nacht und durch NotMit der Fahne der JugendFür Freiheit und Brot.Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran,Uns're Fahne ist die neue Zeit.Und die Fahne führt uns in die Ewigkeit!Ja die Fahne ist mehr als der Tod!
>>220845213i don't either. i've had a few situations like this but i would just freeze up. i think i was just afraid of making a fool of myself or something
>>220845038where from?
>>220845208how come this prick got to co-create an adult swim cartoon while the lads who made big lez get nothing except wallowing in past glory?
>>220845179What does your piano say?
poo shit arse wank
>>220845226nigga speaking nazi
>>220845209hes so cute i love him
>>220845233i don't have one
>>220845209rum creature
>>220845231big lez was made by a high school kid in fuckin mspaint to be fair lad michael cusack is an actual artist/animator
im evil im possessed by a demon
Realised that for all intents and purposes, I'm happier on my own. Still have days where I want a gf but then I remember that I wouldn't be able to do anything how I like it with a woman in my life, so there's no point. Got no friends outside of the internet either.
you'll never escape my evil labyrinth
>>220845213NTA but for me it was the fear that they were taking the pissI had countless girls asking me out in my school days only to then say they were joking so it got to a point I automatically assumed that was the case
just woke up
just woke up from sleeptoil knowing arsenal are bottling ithappy tbqh
>>220845137Just nonsense really isnt it. People don't "admire" the grown up because it is grown up. They admire the work's quality, its complexities and depth that appeal to a developmentally complete human which is an adult, as opposed to work that is appealing to children, who's minds are still developing and therefore do not appreciate higher elements of art than an adult would, therefore the reasoning is - Grown up: Good - Childish - Bad.
girls with braces
>>220845304tell yourself that but its not true. everyone needs companionship
>>220845307>I had countless girls asking me out in my school days only to then say they were joking so it got to a point I automatically assumed that was the casektim
>>220845304>I'm i'm i'm me me me i i i please stop posting
>>220845307KUHTIM
>>220845339boring cunt
yes nigga I'm black
>>220845123It seems like most relationships consist of the man not pissing off the foid at any time and doing everything possible to deescalate whenever she does get annoyed.
>>220845331>>220845339at least one of you two must be humbert
>>220845331>>220845339fuck off back to aus/pol/ you autistic retards
>>220845351back on the boat you go leftypol
>>220845260Lol pathetic
>>220845357keep his name out of your mouth
>>220845357nigga name humbert
stop the boatds
feed your faith and your fears will starve to death
more like bumbert amiritethe poof
subscribed to yet another youtube channel past its prime and it has long posts about the creator's mental health and his dog dying and feeling real alone
>>220845306who stars in the Labyrinth remake then?
>>220845418this post is just gagging to get Bradley’d
>>220845418bet he starts transitioning within a year
>>220845428thats what my ex gf used to do to me every day
>>220845418just listen to sad music insteadway more entertaininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWwFw1Wcgk
>>220845179looks like it fucking reeks in there
going to the hospital later to get my bollocks scanned to see if ive got cancer
>>220845377can you go be an offputting autistic pedophile somewhere else
>>220845418used to follow this account that did railway models, very intricate things - i liked watching the process. talked about his wife and kidshe stopped posting for a few months then when he came back he said he left his wife and trooned outcouldnt believe itnot subscribed to that muck anymore
>>220845462foa
im going to die
>>220845462
>>220845456hope you haven't
aim highvote lowe
>>220845428Stop it.
>>220845473good for her i hope she finds happiness being her true self
>>220845462>wouldn't shag frierenmakes sense that we shipped you away considering being gay was a crime 50 years agofruit merchant
>>220845478I like ubel more
not a fan of this performative aussie hate
>>220845355Yeah because almost all women here are jumped up spoilt slags with inflated egos who act like menFind a nice demure Christian girl from a small town in Poland or Russia and you won't have to deal with that shite
>>220845478you posting more little cartoon girl images isnt making you look any less autistic and pedophiley
>>220845496
shes a cartoon mate you cant shag her
>>220845507aussies used to be funny and witty on here. now its just you and one other sperg forcing gimmicks
>>220845507ironic because you didn't have a problem when i was performatively loving you last night
not stopping my right hand tho is itnot like you shag anything else anyway
>>220845529corrrrrr
niggas be awake at night wondering why they're sad lonely incels then be posting anime girls online, alone in their stinking bedrooms lol
>>220845534
Knees hurt from runtoil on Friday, ouch desu
>>220845494lukewarm reddit banterwhats next mate drop bear memes #done
i was made for performative loving you, babyyou were made for performative loving me
cock hurts from bumtoil last night
N******S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
might get a bahn mi for lunch tomorrow from one of those proper Vietnamese bakeries where the woman making the food doesn't speak English very well
if anime girls became real id be the biggest rapist of the modern era
>>220845554ridiculous post
Australians wouldn't shag this
dont see how japan has a population crisis. I would personally impregnate every japanese woman if I could
>>220845581but they all have magical powers and would fucking heem you
>>220845559downvote me then spastic
getting a ban me off the janny who doesnt speak english very well
>>220845578for me its the zinger banh mi
>>220845575I do not give you permission to parody my posts, please delete that.
and you wonder why there is a zoomer male loneliness crisis
if i ever have a son i'm going to get pissed and tell him i fucked his mum and he will have no rebuttal
>>220845619im sorry im an unlovable chudim sorry ok
>>220845484so do I but if I do hope its just the one affected bollock that has to get chopped its a 50/50 so it'll basically just be all the unlucky children that'll get the chop, the gingers, specky bams, spackers etc
Is internet use really gated behind ID checks in the UK now?
>>220845591would sex her up because shes a real woman and not a jpg of one that's intentionally drawn to look like a teenager to appeal to mutated nonce freak autists such as yourself
schizo brother left his three kids to hop in a car and get some cocaine at the holiday park. is there some kind of app where you can locate dealers
>>220845213>>220845143>>220845229KtimWhen I was 19 I was still a virgin with very little experience with women and I was insecure about it because my mates were top shaggersThere was this really fit blonde girl in the uni who everyone thought was a complete babe and she was in our social circle, turns out she fancied me for some reasonAt the end of the night at some student event we were standing by the entrance of the club and she asks me if I want to go home with her, and I just fucking shrugged my shouldersI've shagged since then, but she still haunts me to this day. Don't think I'll ever get over it. Always feel this gnawing in the back of my mind that I'm a retard who fumbles everything even when it's on a golden plate in front of me.
>>220845643Yeah for the most part, it'll happen to you too.
didnt know they had internet in niggeria
>>220845624ye but no one else would want to shag that ugly cow
>>220845619No point caring about those larry loners They put no effort into doing anything then still blame everyone else
>>220845643No but I hope it will be soon. The internet has destroyed multiple generations of people at this point, and just look at the state of these braindead mongs arguing over shagging CARTOONS
>>220845307Oh fuck that ladAnother victory for lads who went to all boys grammar schools (and were bullied relentlessly)
you must nevah eat food containing red oil
>>220845677you must nevah cot yo hair again
>>220845643yeah sorry m8 ive got to upload a selfie before i wanktoil to your mum's nudes in my dms now
>>220845664you can't say that word
so we out here or no?
>>220845655spent like 2 hours talking to a girl outside a club and when she was leaving with her friends she told me she'd love to get to know me more and i shrugged my shoulders and just waved her bye bye. it's only years later that i realised what she meant
never went to uni
>>220845643how far my nigga
ye we out ereya herd?
>>220845676how much bumrape happened behind the scenes
>>220845708grow up
um... what did they mean by this?
>>220845655Yeah that sucks, had a similar situation where a girl that I fancied told me she fancied me on msn messenger but her friend said it was a joke so I assumed she was bullying me and later found out she did fancy me. But I also later shagged the friend so swings and roundabouts I suppose.
>>220845655reckon most lads have fumbled a fittie at some point in their lives mate don't torture yourself about it
>>220845702Me neither but I've visited many unis of my friends and people I know, that's why I came to the UK 2 times. >>220845727The fuck is wrong with chicken and pork?
that post about Vietnamese scran led to me thinking about skinny scrawny south east women bouncing on my pole and now my cock is hard
>>220845716*grows 50 feet tall and smooshes you with my big crinkly feet*
>msn messengerholy unc
>>220845752Well, certain people don't eat pork you see
need sunscreen but have to go outside for the sunscreen
>>220845763msn messenger was only*googles msn messenger peak*17 years ago
Grammar school lad, why were you bullied in school?
>>220845779well they shouldn't buy it then innit
>>220845786cabergè a la vin
listening to korn
you can still get a normal sausage roll so what's the drama?
here to collect my runtiest lunch of the day awardchips and beans with a buttered slice
From October 2024 to May 2025 I spent all day every day playing Yazuka on my Xbox at the age of 32. I blocked out all of my problems, my unemployment, no friends, no family, no money, no gf, and I entirely focused on playing Yazuka. It didnt solve any of my problems, but I had fun
>>220845811screaming looks like the simpson
I've given pork to 3 Turks and now they eat it, probably in secret from their families.
PREDICTIONS:Aston Villa 2-0 SunderlandEverton 4-1 LiverpoolNottingham Forest 0-2 BurnleyManchester City 3-0 Arsenal
>>220845828Bet you have, naughty boy
>>220845763Lol yeah I actually am an uncle irl too
honmer simpon bbc cuckold
Got the Linux Mint on
>>220845663That's grim, why are brits so passive though? I don't see any pushback against these strange draconian laws>>220845674I only like 2D girls too so the internet is a good thing
>>220845811brad simpson
*turns to the guy next to me* ‘Got any post ideas lad?’
>>220845847You will be hunted down
>>220845859*starts passionately kissing you*
>>220845792I was 2 years old
>>220845855scream
>>220845811
>>220845794Used to have my trousers up too high, like waistband was at belly button level. Looked a right twat.
Rorke blowing bubbles on it, leftypol explaining he has a bad gag reflex and doesn’t feel well
>>220845890s
>>220845842I did feed a sausage to one Turkish girl in high school but it was a secret and I was afraid of her brothers finding out and beating the shit out of me, thankfully she didn't snitch
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>220845847homers a fat broke retard you just KNOW he's packing a hammer why the fk else is marge still with him
made a old school 4chan image. no AI was used in the production of this gimmick
>>220845797They also do not want to smell it, see it or know it exists
>>220845890:skull:
>>220845794i was an autistic retard, zero social skills or experience whatsoever, class clown, not a nice person, insensitive, would do mean things like steal peoples food, overshared everything, a coward who refused to stick up for myself, and i was also really ugly and spotty so i had no self esteem>>220845889this too
Conservatism is inherently retarded. Change is the nature of life.
>>220845926ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>220845915yh but it's all they have left in their shit lives, leave them be
looking at trans escorts and it's funny how many of them have anal as something they won't dois it because they think their arsehole is a boypussy or something?messaging one now to find out
>>220845904Kek my sister had a Muslim boyfriend and they fed him pork stuffing once, just never told him. Glad she grew out of that phase and settled down with a nice white lad with mental health issues.
youre all my best friend's
>>220845960nobody cares you gay incel loser
>>220845834tasty prices on the o1.5
>>220845960naw it's because your cock will get caked in shite
>>220845960even gay men call their stinky slimy pooey hairy arseholes pussies
>>220845971tattooed trollop
>>220845971would ask her what each one means after shagging her rotten
friendly reminder 4chan is an anime website and if you dont like it you can fuck off back to whence you came
>>220845968>incelI fuck escorts at least once a week. Most of them are females.
>>220845972forgot pic
>>220845946it is precisely because change is so rampant that we must strive to retain what we value throughout it
>>220845999already knew you're an incel mate
>>220845760screm
>>220845946remember thinking this before i first kissed a girl
>>220846001what a revolting freak he is
Don’t like sexual chat when it’s not gay jokes, makes me uncomfy:(
>>220846001she should shave
>>220846029>sheugly bloke etc
>>220846032
when did: shitpost turn into 'gimmick'?
>>220845922tough titties then, I'm doing BBQ every Sunday and I don't have a range hood on the big balcony, come holla at me whoever has a problem>>220845961lel, I was talking about my sausage if you catch my drift >Glad she grew out of that phase and settled down with a nice white lad with mental health issues.Good for her.We did go on a villa one time and my Turkish classmate took his sister with him and I was grilling pork chops and they said it smelled really good so I said just try it, and they both loved it. After that they would order pork Gyros and said it's amazing.
tried phone posting while I was out earlier but when I saw the captcha I lost all desire to postPC is comfy because half the time verification isn't required, and whenever it is I just click the triangle or whatever, not play spot the difference 5 times. Basically what I'm trying to say is it's no wonder this place is dead, it's just not worth the time or effort to solve the captcha
>incelThis was the last escort I bookedDid the 30 min outcall for £200Jelly?
>>220846032someone go shops and get Dairy milk caramel
>>220846032delightful creatures
>>220846051>not play spot the difference 5 timesi think the captchas get easierafter 100 captchas it's basically 3 simple puzzlesbut still it's the reason why this site is now dead. most of the boards get like one post every 10 minutes
>>220846058if it wa'n't owned by mondelez, that'd tempt mehaven't had rabbit chocolate in ages
>>220846046bitch is growing a deer in her garden
>>220846056200 quid for 30 minutes for that mid?
67
>>220846056>escortdoesn't count
>>220846056when was the last time you shagged a woman without paying for it
>>220846090190
>>220846046you just know....
>>220846090
>>220846056a bit much innit?
>>220846056looks like she's on death row and someone cracked a joke
>76% of nvidia employees are millionaires meanwhile I get a 1% bonus on 32k a year salary, basically a slap in my miserable facehow are you finances brit?
>>220846046Is that a moose?
>>220846086all girls under 20 except for utter munters are expensiveyou're paying for prime pussyalso i'm usually done in half an hour anyway. when i book an hour we spend a lot of time chatting whereas with the shorter bookings you go straight into fucking
>>220846118i make 70k a year, just passed 72k in the isa, all in all about 205k net worth now
>>22084611832k p/a incel living with my mum and sister
>>220846056Very nice, she's fit. Nice one lad.Link to her profile? £200 for 30 minutes is very expensive but she is admittedly gorgeous
>>220845926It's fucking mental how different the timelines are for boysSome lads are basically already men by the age of 14, they have self-confidence, strong social skills, already had one or two girlfriends, and know how to assert themselves Meanwhile I hadn't started on any of that until I was 20, and even things like social skills and standing up for myself I'm STILL learning at the age of 27
sipping a madri at the airport with the boys
>>220846104back at uni i'm much older now but still fuck uni age girls
eating a starmix like some sort of child
Mad how British people made the rest of the world wear clothes because the Jews told them to be ashamed of their bodies but then the taboo of nakedness grew into a perversion of the human body and now we have to sexualise it all.
>>220846098Why not you stupid bastard?
>>220846110there's no way you anime nonce cunts actually enjoy this puerile shit this has to be an attention seeking gimmick there's just no way man
>>220846152go tell your diary you crybaby
Can't order an escort cause I can't eat her ass and pussy innit? Not worth it.
>>220846177you can, you shouldn't tho
>>220846174not crying, just an observation innit
>>220846147British_Angel01
Genuinely literally nothing wrong with banging escorts. More men should do it.>>220846177Most escorts like receiving oral.Rimming not so much.
>>220846177you voted yet nigga?
>>220846056>£200 rip off
>are you jelly im so repulsive and lack any game at all I have to pay to have sex with women and then brag about not being an incel in an anime image boarddont think i am lmao
>>220846177Select "rimming (receiving)" in the preference filters
screamo
>Air Force General Dan Caine Walks Out of Emergency Meeting with Trump After Refusing Order to Invoke Nuclear Codes Against Iranahahaha. we're so fucked
>>22084611850k a year, about 20k invested, big mortgage to pay off. Could be better but my job is easy and I don't want to have to do a hard job to make more money
>>220846213you're a woman arent you
>>220846193I hope that's cider on his groin
my goodness gracious i thought we were promised an end to these bloody union jacks and /brit/ threads was going to be a rainbow of flags. I was so ready to pretend to be british. What the hell? starmer, if you dont deport the brits from here I will cast an acient egyptian curse in 3 days
>>220846191Nice. Did she let you cum in her mouth?I live nowhere near London sadly but would 100% see her.
Not really interested in the topics being discussed
poo nigger
i use cat emojies in my personal communicatons because im a cat
>>220846212if you want prime white young pussy and not some busted hag or a brown, that's the going rateasians in london actually go even up in price but they are not worth it. they can't shag and have no arse
>>220846133alright dickead wind your neck in wankerx
>>220846242Fares let me bum you
>>220846188>I shouldn't yeah exactly, so not worth it at all >>220846198Yeah but I'm not doing that obviously with an escort, unless I'm the first ever client.>>220846207not really, it's not even funny how bad everyone is >>220846225I didn't mean it's not an option but I would never do that with an escort.
>>220846253:3
>>220846239not his problem
Taking handfuls of pharmaceutical pills to dull the pain. Might have a beer in a bit.
>>220846247not something i enjoy so didn't do thatany recent girls you've seen that were worth it? i don't mind travelling, sometimes drive for up to an hour if there's a girl i really like
>>220846253*grabs you by the tail and swings you into a tree*
>>220846276
>>220846258does she have nice feet
>>220846118Current Account: 14.5kFixed Rate Bonds: 11kStocks and Shares ISA: 26.6kCash ISA: 52kLifetime ISA: 14.5kPension: 18.5kSalary: 35k.But I was on shit money for years. I live at home and don't have expensive hobbies so I've just saved up shitloads lol.I've already maxxed my Lifetime ISA for tax year 2026/2027.
>>220846276a dirty protest because nurse olofumbwe won't another nappy on him?what a piece of work he is
>>220846289very brown thing to say
rorke giving his black gf a trolley ride on a scenic narrow gauge line accompanying it with a detailed historical overview
fingering my cloaca
>>220846277You watch yourself on those pills. I've seen people get addicted and it can be bad. Always build a tolerance and have to up the dose. Sometimes it's probably better to just tank the pain but I know that's easier said than done.What kind of pain are you in?
Current Account: pooFixed Rate Bonds: pooStocks and Shares ISA: pooCash ISA: pooLifetime ISA: pooPension: pooSalary: poo
>>220846320Nah I love indoor cats but have killed feral ones due to them being a pests
leftymong writing fanfiction about this rorke character on the paedophile botnet proxy
Theresa May sex arse
>>220846286I love cumming in a woman's mouth, even better when they swallow. I see one escort semi-regularly who swallows for no extra charge, feels good man.I'm 3+ hours away from London, too far sadly
Requesting hiroshimoot wordfilter "rorke" to "my dad"
I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.
>>220846337Oh don't you worry lad I've been in and out of addiction for years. I mean today I am actually in physical pain but normally it's mental pain but they're good for both sorts.
>>220846343could never kill a cute creature me
>>220845143Reminds me of the time I was on the piss with my mates and a woman asked if I was going home with her and for some reason I said I'll need to ask my mumThink I panicked or something because I didn't need to ask my mum at all, but that was the excuse I'd always use with mates if I didn't fancy doing something, so I must've defaulted to it. Would love to go back in time and kick my bastard face in
Statistically, it is now easier to become a millionaire than to have visible six-pack abs.
>>220846366Hate losing fights. It's so emasculating.
was in a thread yesterday where some yank told the story about him impregnating a black woman just because she wanteed a mutt babythat country is bizarre
>>220846286Oh just thought of one you could see.Zara DuRose is a pornstar who escorts. She's based in London.
shagged a lot of escorts top tips:never book Romanians or Brazilians never pay deposits never invite them to your homenever use your real name or numbernever use agencies, only independent girlsnever book ones that book clients in time "slots" as theyll have like 10 guys a daynever book ines that use terms like "princess, spoilt, paypig, queen, sugar daddy"
slapping my clackerbag off of rorke's head for being a complete bhenchod
>>220846402*surreptitiously moves to america*
>>220846402he's in for it when she decides she needs some cash
Had slight dandruff 2 months ago for the first time in my life so I bought some expensive shampoo, washed my head twice and now it's gone. >>220846361does she let you film it? >>220846402lel
>>220845143she was just fucking with you (figuratively)
>>220846402this seems really stupid. what happens when she demands child support payments? stupid fuck
>>220846385Hahahaha that's actually hilarious. You could have styled that out as a joke and then shagged her rotten.
>>220846393>becomemost millionaires were born into wealth so they didn't really need to do anything
>>220846383We have a fragile ecosystem in nz. We can’t have more birds going extinct. Have killed hedgehogs, cats, stoats, possums, goats, rats, wallabies. Love animals, don’t even eat them but it has to be done, doing my bit
>>220846426>>220846419he claimed he gave her a fake name, shagged in a motel, no chance of contacting, etc
If 14 year old me could see me now he'd be disgusted. But if 25 year old me could see me now he'd be relieved. Life's all ups and downs innit
It's mad how much wealth accumulates by compounding.It took me 6.5 years of working and saving to reach £100k total wealth in July 2024. But now less than 2 years later I'm already at £140k and should hit £150k later this year.
>>220846435freak runt
>>220846405>never book Romanians or Brazilians why not?
Going around at work and saying >You know they're saying you sound like an owl?Then they say>Who?Then I laugh because I've done them up like a kipper
>>220846454because they charge a brazilian dollars!!!!!
>>220846450Fuck up cunt, you guys barely have any trees or wild animals left. More roaming pakis than native animals in your countryside
>>220846459grow up
>>220846405>never book ones that book clients in time "slots" as theyll have like 10 guys a dayThat's how all they work though isn't it?Most don't see that many per day, nowhere close.
hes doing it again...
>>220846459Do you still use SeasideMark phrases and mannerisms at toil?
>>220846464sadistic runt. stop pretending you care about nature
>>220846464You have obese maori motorcycle gangs roaming around towns molesting your children and selling meth mate pipe down yeah
Sir Escort Shagger
>>220846405all correct except>never invite them to your homeit's much more comfortable in your own home where you don't have to worry about who else is in the house>>220846454a lot of scammers/trafficked girls where you risk Ivan or Abdul in the next room beating the shit out of you
>>220846476Yeah all the time
>>220846477I care about nature so much I’ll happily mash a hedgehog to protect our native birds
>>220846435thats evil
>>220846446Next round is on you then
>>220846507evil freak
Big fan of the Australian posters. They are just delightful.
JIMINY JILLIKERS RADIOACTIVE MAN
>>220846515I'm a tight fisted cunt
>>220846508It’s just a different state of mind over here. It’s normal to kill pests.
>>220846507would you suck off a black guy to protect the birds
Know a lad that has escorts over to his parents house when they're away. Wonder if he shags in his bed or theirs.
>>220846463lol
>>220846521Been saying this for years
something funny about the visual of a slightly overweight autistic bloke with a lisp going round work going "it lush" and everyone just thinking he's a mong
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh barracuda
>>220846539I don’t see how that is going to protect birds mate
>>220846366Been in 3 fights and never lost oneNot a good fighter, mind you, just got retard strength on account of being one of those mong boys
>>220846563well would you
been a virgin for so long that the idea of having sex disgusts me
taking my life back
>>220846572It’s a false equivalence
/brit/ is the new UKPunting
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it
>>220846587coward
The post count, lads...
she was so fit in zombieland
Wish I could shag Emma Stone fifteen years ago
>>220846609why not suck it yourself
not much happening on the internet today. bored as it were
>>220846615>>220846620Errr
>>220846615Based psychic lad
>>220846586bit ironic posting that here though isn't it
Had my eye on this escort for a while.She doesn't mind being filmed so the plan is to record everything so I'll have something to wank to for months.18, British, plump, does facesitting/rimming.
Hi yes I'd like to place an order for a new thread? On /int/ please. And can you put /brit/ in the subject field? That'd be great. Thanks. You too.
The new, give me the wretched new!
>>220846600I'm so grateful that americans hate the british because what does this sentence even mean? Is this some sort of strange slang? A sexual innuendo? Is this the password to the king's castle? What the fuck is this motherfucker saying? Like he's talking in english but no one other than THE english understand what he's saying. If america stayed a british colony then the whole world would probably have to talk in this strange gay ass lame manner. We'd probably all quit and learn Chinese instead.
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>>220846639record and post it here for /brit/
>>220846639how much
>>220846405I just use adultwork
Emma Stone edish please if you would
>>220846639bet she's been 18 for years
>>220846639Fucking phwoar sex. Literally the perfect level of chubby on this slut.
>>220846646Quote from an American actor in an American film so you've embarrassed yourself a bit there
all the Thai escorts I've seen charge extra for a kiss
