the white house edition
aint nun stop donny
starting to do this
>>221011960jaja
67 on the bbc67 on the bbc
right well that's donald trump shot and killed isn't it
Toca me pene piratasPuta madre Una velaSaludosJajajaja
>>221011963tummy
did the man shoot the gun
>>221011960been thinking of getting a prescription for medical cannabis, sick of buying whatever strain the local wigger has
wish there were more funny things to watch
>>221012020...yh
leftypols are a bit shit with the guns aren't they
>>221012034get the youtube on
hope that terrorism sponsorong state didn't sponsored a terrorism
Who’s the peng Asian ting next to Bogfart?
>>221012073alysa liu
>>221012073yoko ono
wish London was still British
>>221012073she licked trumps anus
im goofy
remember joe bidenfunny ass niggacmon jack lol
For fucks sake I ignore you cunts whenever you say shit like "OMG CHECK BBC NEWS TRUMP GOT SHOT" and of course it actually fucking happened and in the White House of all places
>>221012125JOE BIDEN WAKE UPJOE BIDEN 9/11
>>221012125https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0rdimBArSHoscrambling
wanking the williard
>>221012136doesn't seem like anyone got shot actuallynot even the shooter
>tfw no latex gf
hi are you there
Will you shut up man
>>221012140s
look fat heres the deal.
>>221012073She looks like she is thinking about BWC
>>221012156hi :>
>>221012156Hello there!
spotify keeps recommending me kneecaperm no fucking thanks!
Asian women love the BWC!
ngl i think it's over for that country
joe biden wake up
>>221012227how do you fire 6 shots and not hit a single thing in a crowded ball room? fuck was he shooting at
>>221012125look fat
rorke at the office christmas party
actually how the fuck does this happen inside the white housethat's got to be an inside job at that point
>>221012238He was shooting at God
>>221012260been working on a post exactly like this but it was always too long
>>221012262i think its just weight of attemptsliterally tens of millions of people think he's satan
>>221012260s
hi
wish time would stop moving
>another fake assassination to drive up polls before an electionwill people fall for it again?
run out of things to do
you would think that there would be more assassination attempts on presidents
>>221012340This far from elections?Nobody will remember this next week.
classical antiquity = basedlate antiguity = cringe
toilfu told me straight to my face she wouldn't fuck meso thats me single for life, every and i mean every interaction ive had with a girl has been an embarrassing disaster
>>221012363probably isn't many people willing to commit what is basically an extremely low success rate murder suicidecrazies would rather hit schools and shit where they know they can do damage
>>221012423Cheer up, you will find a great one and then you can marry and have children.
Sick to goddamn death of soldiers. These guys think they're owed a social privilege because they stayed in a tent and did some rape in Pakistan for a year. These guys are not tough, they haven't worked harder than you, you probably did a ore dangerous job stacking shelves at TESCO and yet they think they can dictate what you can do.
maximinus thrax was a real nigga
is toilet fart really trying the same false flag 3 times in one presidency
new erika kirk bf just dropped
>>221012498You’re a renegade province and your days are numbered
>>221012125now listen up cornpop
>>221012498it's funny because they ACTUALLY wanted to kidnap and kill elected officials and he pardoned them
had a bad dream x
>>221012527No they didn’t Leftypol retard
>>221012498this one was really lazy
>>221012503>it's realfucking hellhttps://x.com/FoxNews/status/2048171056901292073
Deeply unwell
Really hate the leftypol brigading going on here/brit/ has always been a MAGA generalfuck off new fags
>>221012551ktim
>>221012551Mental illness is made up
>>221012564shabbat shalom
*enters brit*
>>221012578
>>221012588
>we love maga, we love raising petrol prices in england so israel can send it's golem to fight iran
>>221012595jane sees this every night
>>221012588Man made comedy punkLove it
>>221012598
>>221012586>the old dude who just keeps walking as if he didn't just see a women get knocked out in front of him
it's time that leftism is made illegal
>>221012599They’ve been together since like 1980Doubt he’s fucked her since like 00Probably had Karl fuck her while he watched
>>221012568Get a plan made, get a date set. Freedom calls us
>>221012527>a couple dozen nutters trying to interrupt a rigged election after blm completely normalised rioting and political violenceThe radical left are far more violent, they're just cowards who pick fights with young lads on their own like Kyle Rittenhouse or shoot into random passing cars killing 8 year olds like Secoireia Turner.
>>221012548of course it's real >>>/pol/533873785
>>221012586mad how there's a whole subtype of mentally ill black man that loves to angrily roam the streets assaulting random women and children that pass by for no reason whatsoever
>>221012628Leftypol’s delight
>>221012628the true sigmas of this earth
>>221012621>REEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT JOKE ABOUT VICTIMS OF POLITICAL VIOLENCEkirk lived as a cuck, died as a cuck, and is in hell as a cuck
>>221012238God Emperor Drumpf was dodging them Matrix style
>>221012650You would LOVE reddit dude
American political shite on /brit/ and for what reason?
>>221012227Martial law has already been declared. I was just outside and saw soldiers rounding up people, not even joking they were dragging some dirty looking tranny into a van
>You would LOVE reddit dude
>>221012665Would love a burly soldier boy rounding up my asshole
>>221012650funny that someone of your moral integrity reckons thinks he is the arbiter of who goes to hell or noti dom't reckon you will go to church tomorrow
>>221012670Based, maybe if more politicians got a good hammering things'd start to improve around here . Always good to keep those reptiles in check
gay ass monkey
>>221012280you are brown
>>221012693the irony
>>221012676Charlie Kirk was an evangelical which means he was going to Hell. His depraved actions on Earth only guaranteed his descent.
Utterly insane how leftists still deny Crooks and Robinson were leftists themselves The latter literally had a trans gf but I still see people insisting he was a groyper
>>221012691cor
>>221012702Hell doesn't exist
>>221012262It happened at a hotel my brigga
>On April 10, the house of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman was attacked with a Molotov cocktail by 20-year-old Daniel Moreno-Gama. The suspect, who was arrested the same day, had written a manifesto warning of the existential threat of artificial intelligence. >In his missive, he advocated for killing the CEOs of AI companies, and he referred to himself as “butlerian jihadist” on Instagram (a reference to a war against machines in Frank Herbert’s Dune universe).
might waaaaaaaaaaaaaank
>>221012711you post on 4chan and specifically /brit/ of all threads, how do you not understand that many right wing losers also love trannies
had an utterly shit day x
>>221012759Trannies themselves aren't usually right-wing and wouldn't date a right-winger though
>>221012650getting bonked on the head with a hammer by a naked rent boy for undisclosed reasons is not exactly the same as being shot dead in front of your wife and kids by a political activist for saying women would be happier at home instead of at an office 9 to 5or being assassinated for opposing israel as is rumoured to be the reason kirk was killed
>read the news>couldn't care lessbasketball is on
>>221012781i always read the old 3 days later, i call it the olds
>>221012759I guess there's closeted fags, but in statistical terms the vast majority are left wing. I've never met one irl that was anything other than a leftie
>>221012779>for undisclosed reasonsthe attacker's defence in court was that he was radicalised by poltard/qanon conspiracy theories because he would get a better sentence than if it was a politically motivated attack
I went to Walt Disney World sometime in the mid 1990s, shortly after Lion King came out. THAT was the time to go. I think I may have went there in 1989 as well but I was a baby then.
>>221012759>many right wing losers also love tranniesIn the tiny number of examples where I see the two things put together in the same post, I assume these are larping trannies who want to feel loved by right wingers a bit more than male feminist soiboysthere are obviously lefties on 4chan, why wouldn't you assume they're the ones spamming tranny porn to own the nazis?trannies get a lot of hate on here too, surely you don't think that's from lefties
whys he shirtless then
I LOVE BIG COCKSYUMMER YUMMER YUMMER!
>>221012846Is he black I can’t tell
Yanks on X think they live in a white ethnostate
>>221012856leftypol mate calm down
>>221012857looks like it but i'm bad at determining what flavour of mystery meat some americans are
>>221012837Or because he'd get worse than prison if he said paul pelosi did something sexually untoward or scandalousHow many politically motivated attacks are conducted while wearing no clothes?I guess it's possible that the pelosis hired a rent boy who found out they were democrat politicians after stripping off, and launched an opportunistic attack with whatever was lying around
>>221012846wish i still had my amerimutt collection
>>221012880what are you on about
facts
>>221012896I thought I heard the attacker was a naked or semi-clothed rent boy, who hit Paul pelosi with a hammer after they'd been drinking wine together or something. Either I've misremembered, or was misinformed, or that pic doesn't tell the full story.It's still not comparable to the Charlie Kirk murder though, is it? Irrelevant now anyway. If lefties want even mild conservatives to be shot to death in front of their kids, then hitting one of their leaders on the head with a hammer seems fairly justified in retrospect.
>>221012917That literally already happensIt's called the Commonwealth
>>221012917When will Britain pay reparations to us for the Stamp Act?
>>221012951When you give back our colonies
We demand reparations from Italy, France and Denmark
whats that, you find me attractive?
don't want to do anything
>>221012917If these immigrants are bringing vastly superior technology and civil rights to Britain like Britain did for their country, then that's fair.
>>221013006
New creps just came in
training rorke to respond to the name 'fuckhole'
>>221013059um :/
whoever posted this OP knew it
Chris Broussard on a mad one. Stick to talking about the NBA and leave the politics alone.
trump sounds really decrepit and fucked now
it's all nothing
Lying in bed listening to dua lipa
women love failing suicide attemptshow the fuck do you fail a suicide attemptda fuck
>>221013167batty boy
>>221013179just not a violent species are they? not even towards themselves
>>221013167going to do this as well and establish a psychic link between us
>>221011944better not burn it down againOr we'll send another 6 billion to Israel in retaliation
>>221013192need to get them all on test asap
>>221013167more like doodoo labia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9veOumGnuU
>>221013227love dark place x
Deeply unwell countries like Russia and the UK
>>221013238Are you posting camelback?
>>221013233>English Rose:|>English Rose, Japan:O
>>221013243He has schizophrenia
Object.Object, Woman.
When I don't comb my hair you can see my scalp underneath
>>221013262kek
>>221013262women are mental
>>221013275the norwood comes for us all
posting at 4:47 am
im gonna get an egyptian proxy and post random schizophrenic things it's going to be SO funny great banter hahah
>>221013321>>221013321hi
>>2210133168:52 pm in this dump
Her gas smells bad.
>>221013351yeah you're probably right
>>221013330It's a bot. I remember like a year or two ago it did the same thingNo idea what reactivated it
off to the gym, anyone want something?
>>221013376Get me a McDouble, large-size, fried with a side of fries large extracfried
The Egypt flag is a bot but it just copy-pastes posts from another site.Sharty I assume.
>people took egypt out of the flag filteri shiggy
just heard some bells bonging from the church over yonderbit early for it surely
Gotta get another cowboy movie on
>>221013262oh my days
>>221013400the bells toll for thee
>>221013400get the bells torn downget the minarets up and adhan blasting
>>221013376cadbury creme egg white chocolate flavour
>>221013400does it make you mad muhammad?
need more fiber
>>221013400Maybe some kids broke in or the vicar is drunk
>>221013400Satan approaches
>>221013262imagine if you needed to borrow two brain cells to stop the universe imploding, but the only person nearby was a latina....
>>221013376Kingo egg
>>221013441ok this has me chuckling like a spastic
I love you /brit/ good night to my greatest fembrothers
>>221013447nite x
buying my nephew some lego police sets and painting the criminal lego guy brown
feeling down
>>221013472turn that frown, upside down
>>221013465Indoctrination
>>221013472i'm down if you're down
>>221013472Me too, just holding out hope it will get better
>>221013486just making it accurate
>>221013483have groypers always had eyelashesmandela effect
great big zits on great big tits
imagine if that guy had painted the walls with Trump's brains there would be fireworks and celebrations in the street
Sir President JD Vance
ktim
heroes by david bowie is the best song ever made
Did you know Americans and Britons do things differently?
>>221013605true when you really think about it...
>>221013411For whom?
>>221013648...thee
North Korea is a lot like Las Vegas
>>221013605americans sit down to do a wee
ukraine iran falklandsthe stages for ww3
Michael balls penis
>>221013605they dont pronounce the name isiah properly
the zeus burger
thoughts on an anglo brazilian future? >>221013694dont understand why anyone would spend money on a meme burger like this
>>221013694how are you meant to eat this
>>221013705shes so ugly and annoying
>>221013705>thoughts on an anglo brazilian future?don't know really
alri lads hahabit shit in the UK innit, you should all come here
>>221013530was finkin same fing erlier
>>221013516wth is mewed
>>221013724*does a think*
Ariana Grande poos only once a week.
>>221012802rancidthot
>>221013749is that gif real
>>221013761she sounds like me
Everyone who works in Vegas seems miserable or at least down on their luck, but I met a 70-something uber driver who's been all over the world before I blacked out and probably ruined my life and insulted Israel and Jews and did a black guy impression in front of black people who was just a great guy. He was telling me he posts on /brit/ actually
>>221013769no but this is
>>>/tv/220034350this thread turned into a spontaneous ja/ck/ thread if anyone is interested
>>221013736>Mewing is a technique for flattening your tongue against the roof of your mouth that's supposed to improve your jawline and face shape
>actually i post in /brit/
>>221013794dont know what ja/ck/ means
>>221013792Give Byzantine gf.
>>221013802Sorry yeahJack "Ja/ck/" Scalfani is a YouTube chef who became a meme on /ck/ because his stuff is so bad it's funny
reading webcomix
everytime i tried mewing it just gives me a headache
There was never really a bad Indiana Jones when you think about it
>>221013117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYibztF1zgw
>>221013831I thought he died
>>221013857no one gives a fuck emmayank
>>221013831Jack Scalfani is a good chef and I won't hear otherwise.
>>221013879Source: YouTube https://share.google/b3UVDWggs1yXGPXp3
>>221013866I'm not sure, I know he had a couple of strokes, sadly. I think he's still going though.
>>221013795godsick of like american internet hood slang
>>221013906it was invented by a british man named john mew it's not american at all
Tomorrow might be better
>>221013931That man sure is English looking
>>221013931Wow gary buseys bounced back
eating a banana
the chinese used to be really good at art and then they just stopped developing things like this and regressed for some reasonweird
Sir Weimerica
going to bed now x
>>221013956tried this once but because I wanted to try and fuck the peel
anal sex is silly
daddy I'm acting
>>221013995so is my cat and i love her too
there are too many japanese rorke chuds, i think we need some leftypol in here
>>221013958cultural revolution wasn't itIt's "progressive" to destroy your traditions and wipe out all trace of your history
wish I had a girlfriend
>>221014015i was going to visit japan but airplane tickets are like $2k now wtf
mental how badly marilyn manson's personal jesus mogged depeche mode
Got the mein kampf on
right so what happened over in yankland then?
>>221014066Nothing
>>221014066thunder beat the sons and are up 3-0woofs beat the n*gge*s and are up 3-1magic beat the pisstains and are up 2-1knicks beat the hawks and are tied 2-2overall the teams i was rooting for went 1-3, which is not great
>>221014103NBA is giga cringe
whats the loudest noise youve ever heard
janny just letting porn slide now? wtf >>221013435
>>221014129Lightning striking right next to me
>>221014132i don't report naked women myselfi only report faggotry
>>221014152I report both delicious fat cocks and disgusting naked women
do you think it's ok to have long periods of not using drugs (3+ months) and then have the occasional big blowout when you are booked off toil for annual leave?that doesn't seem that irresponsible does it? I mean yeah you could say just don't do drugs at all but then all the working is for nothing, there's no release, no enjoyment to look forward to.
showertoil looms
Scientific studies do not support the premise that Black men are more fertile than other groups. In fact, research indicates that Black men often have lower semen volume, sperm concentration, total sperm count, and total motile sperm counts compared to White men. Data suggests Black men have the highest infertility rates.Uhh BNWO bros...
>>221014159would love to know that you died painfully
>>221014146something tells me the da was unapproachable for comment
I wanna get better
>>221014190training arc ahh comment
>>221014164i mean doing drugs in moderation is alri yeah, but doing it because you have nothing else to look forward to is a bit sad really
>>221014129airplane
>>221014242new
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
