Jeffrey Combs in Deep Space Nine edition
>>221018313shit meme shit early new
when you're as terminally online as me even sex feels like an inconvenient chore
Have you heard of the feline beast prowling Scotland?
>>221018343shut up you whinging retard
>>221018347How would you know lmao
dogs dont belong in suburbia they are working animals like horses
>>221018306want to go bald too but have a fucked up head shape from parents neglecting me as an infant
still drunk but not in a good way
>>221018365s
going to a cafe full of boomers with a glock
>>221018361My suburban dog is working as a security guard for my house
need a fucking coffee
I love Wales
Can you help us find Dominique?Dominique, aged 13, was last seen in Albury, about 4pm yesterday (Saturday 25 April 2026).
Rorke planning a holiday
>>221018361there are dogs bred for companionship like shit zus and chiwawas
new marathon WR
>>221018358stick your dogshit zinger early new and your unfunny meme up your cunt arse you cunt
>>221018389i'll keep an ear out x
sick of packing foam and polystyrene and thathow are you supposed to bin it when it take sup so much space? you break it and it turns into a million little balls that stick to everything
>>221018378*impales you straight through the chest with my 2 foot long razor sharp pinhead*
>>221018403Burn it
>>221018352pretty sure every junkie region across the world has some local folktale about roaming big cats. panthers and the like
>>221018389>13paper round in aleppo was it
>>221018352Nah, only seen cougars in Scotland
>>221018389have they asked her mate jiminy cricket
Screaming Bradley WalshScreaming Bradley WalshPoo scrimmingScrangling
>>221018430gp
HE DID IT
ruby shown her bum lately?
>>221018422scraeg
>>221018397What image and edition would you have posted in your thread? Let's see which is better
Anzac Day…
>>221018446the bacon i just scranned flowing through the copious amounts of beer i consumed prior
>>221018446that stupid little red blob is accomplishing nothing and i have to go to work tomorrow
The you look fun to talk to guy is actually decent looking
>>221018468he doin his best
>>221018468he built britainshow some respect
>>221018499Good deal tbf
>>221018499Bizarre 23andme result
cannot think of anything more subhuman than eating fast food let alone getting it delivered
>>221018499>chicken vindalooExtra spicy, I hope
>>221018446so theres just dismembered vaginas floating around in the sea now ok
all dogs must be killed
>>221018499I hate coconut
>>221018520Genuinely this. They should tax the fat cunts
>>221018528amazing post
>>221018520
did the cheating african in his cheat shoes run fast for 26 miles did he
Well time to play Resident Evil 4 og for the thousandth time
>>221018512
>>221018528ill make a dog sanctuary and save them allthe life of ten humans is equivalent to one dog (unless its a pitbull then it should be culled immediately)
>>221018547good game
>>221018528Off your vpn ivan
>>221018395well if everoyne had those thered be no problem but they dont
>>221018518howling
>>221018549>£32 pizza serves onewhat the fuck
>>221018520>>221018536I normally order for collection but the Indian I was ordering from was about five miles away
pengdon
gout gout retracting his enormos jaw and swallowing a cantaloupe whole
>>221018579Third World shit hole.
>>221018584crying
>>221018544you racist little dweeb
>>221018588just say you cant afford to live there rorke
>>221018389kidnapped and raped by a Muslim
>>221018579Cities like Paris and Rome look beautiful from afar because they’ve retained their classical architecture but London looks like any shitty soulless modern city.
rorke moving to uberlandia, brazil
>>221018579vgh
gout gout sprinting on all fours at 70kmh like an antelope
>>221018579Shithole
protip: order deliveroo from sainsbury's 1 minute before they stop accepting orders. they will not deliver it and will give you a £15 voucher if you cancel the order once the shop closes
london has one of the worst skylines in the world, cant believe they let this atrocity happen mad that cities dont hire an architect to coordinate a unified aesthetic for the entire city
>>221018606I went on the ‘oogle ‘aps streetview looking around Brazilian neighbourhoods and some of them looked nicer than where I live
>>221018620whys there a giant sperm
Greek mythology is so much more interesting than Christianity
>>>>221018620Wtf is that phallic building
>>221018620they're building a crack pipe building?
the beauty of london is in the endless row houses
thats a roll
watching that guy deliver ubereats on youtube while waiting for my ubereats haha
freebasing crack in the centrelink waiting room
Mad how Rorke thinks he's a freethinker but in fact gets every single one of his opinions from grifters on Twitter
>>221018620curious that theyre building a long white phallus next to the gherkin
rorke making his indian delivery driver do the haka
>>221018678butty actually
>>221018678poobarm
>>221018641want a cute girl like this not a hot gf
>>221018695butty buns arent shiny
>>221018692doubt you could find one with high enough T to do it
>>221018684bwc headquarters
>>221018699Just don't tell your future gf that you don't think she's hot
sat in the sun listening to a Coldplay cover. life is good
>>221018620theyre not building the penis anymore
>>221018620nice that they've put something up for godzilla to get the wax out of his ears
Rorke thinks he’s high T because he wanks 3 times a day
>>221018684its the good guys headquarters next to the villains lair
>>221018700mine are ;)
>>221018716woke strikes again
Hi lads. Will the NHS be privatised?
>>221018725Lush that deano lad
I want to kiss an Italian woman lads
>>221018725what causes the deano to do this?
>>221018708what if I tell her she's pretty beautiful and cute
>>221018745who even cares? it's so far beyond the scope of what you can control that there's no point even thinking about it or caringit's like worrying an asteroid might strike the earth. Just stop caring.
>>221018719had a little sensible chuckle at this x
nobody:not even sacked tranny:leftypol: migrationziedy:leftypol's 120 year old granda doing a yoda impression: died in the battle of the somme, i didrorke:
Im such a fat fucking chud
>>221018756there are only 500,000,000 actual human souls in existence
>>221018725>>221018756I'd love an astroturf lawn, it would mean I'd never have to mow the bloody grass ever again
>>221018620manchester
Scringling
>>221018783all indian
Come on man, my kids use /brit/. Don’t post that shit
>>221018789sovl
>>221018780hitler forgive me... Brucey need choccy...
>>221018780Neurons activating in Rorke’s brain
>>221018789lovely view of a parking lot from up there
>>221018780fucking sex that
>>221018788deano my son
>>221018789this is just a render right? jesus fcking christ
Ribs are in the oven, 40 mins countdown. Put some carrots on the bottom to caramelize.
4:00 amTime for bedGoodnight anglos
taking a paycut to highlight the wealth disparity between the rich and the poor and all that
>>221018828nope, it's really that bad.
rorke lacing up the total 90 astros to hoover the back garden
dont get why garys economics had to do all that lying and grifting about his credentials his points were perfectly valid on their own
Don’t know why I’m so caught up on this ex, she wouldn’t even eat my arse. Gf before her would treat my knob, bollocks and arse like a drunk lad in a kebab shop iykwim
gary's economics be like miaow buy more snail food miaow
>>221018828
someone please get Sean Dyche on the phone
>>221018883um
Gary’s eats
>>221018855I want to go back
>>221018883screaming
>>221018725would rather live under israeli occupation than in a british new build
nom
>>221018879>she wouldn’t even eat my arsetwo girls have offered to do that I've refused, can't put em through that
>>221018828some maybe but it's not nice in reality
>>221018879why the FUCK did you let her go???? want a woman to do heinous bum things to me so bad
>>221018884just wanged a ps2 slim in there
>>221018921She let me go lad, was a dark day. I can get women but haven’t figured out how to make em stay :(
plap plap plap get pregnant rorkeget pregnant!
get them built
>>221018884>>221018916modern UK cities are so fucking ugly, that combination of vestigial old world sovl with soulless modern buildings hastily plastered over sets your teeth on edgeaustralia might be a fake made up country but at least we got the chance to start anew and build actual peng modern cities from the start
>>221018855omg ;_;
rorke is pergnent
rorke chucking a egg in the air fryer
>>221018952new architecture looks so fucking ugly
>>221018942billions of women on earth lad you'll find another arsemuncher who appreciates you x
find it mad that New York is so synonymous to everyone that even some place at the very northern tip of Manhattan island still looks uniquely New York
how babby formed in roke belly
This ting was a /brit/pol thread pic LOL They really thought they found an Amelia https://youtu.be/sY27Ds6Wc-A
>>221018957Don’t care. Australians aren’t people, take your wall of text to the fucking dog pound and tell them about it
Rorke doing the cinnamon challenge like it’s 2010
>>221018984Is that a man?
looking like a white boy summer
>>221018978new york is so peng
>>221018986cared enough to read my post then respond then go so far as to lie about not having read it x
>>221019000GP
Wonder what 4chan will do for Anzac Day this year.
>>221018984
>>221018984>60+ tattoos
it is physically impossible to suffer in australia
Im horny as fuck
>>221019026i want to live my myth there
>>221019034Prostitution is legal in your country
>>221019026Is it safe to swim in the ocean? With all the things that can kill you? Also spiders in the beds ect...
come home white man
>>221019044wtf is nuie
>>221018957built
>>221019044>turkeywhys that then
mad how aussies and new zealanders made a national holiday around being btfo by turks and pakis
>>221019065Don’t play on Niue lad
>>221019065its where we go at 310 posts
>>221019050grimfar too hotyou lot should come home
>>221018789like building 1x1 pillars of glass in the 'craft
I've heard cocaine is expensive and not so good in Australia
>>221019082they should both be put to death via electric chair
>>221019073not wrong but its deeper than thatwouldnt expect a pom to understand x
>>221019082blue shorts is literally my ex
>>221019089gp
>>221019046I know but they’re a bit expensive :/
>>221019080why are colours illegal in england
>>221018997She's prob a they/them who is thinks they're presenting as a female
>German football rocked after a man was found dead sat on the toilet in Schalke's stadium We at /brit/ extend our thoughts to /deutsch/
>>221019105der woke
Wtf prostitution is legal in the UK? When did that happen?
>>221019097ever imagine her taking black dick?
>>221019097ever shagher up the arse?
>>221019106Basically yes*
>>221019080something miserable about uk trying to make beach side attractions. embrace that your beaches are solemn places with fog and lighthouses and spooky castles and that
Lest we forget lads…
>>221019116not really
wanking my BWAC
just looked at my swc and sighed
>>221019082Can hear this webm
white women be like
>>221019131*does a handstand and does a solemn fart rendition of the last post*
>>22101914828 and the rest
>>221019120of course
Got terribly drunk on white wine last night and made enemies in local Facebook groups
>>221019148probably hired to make melania feel younger
>>22101914828 years old? leavitt out m8
>>221018978yeah? really?*turns around and finds someone else to talk to*
so we move to LA. my father gets a job at the palm restaurant. my uncle junior works there who was a jehovah's witness, believe it or not. he went from catholic to jehovah. So basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from catholic to jehovah, meanwhile, we're from harlem, my father's doing coke
>>221019125isn't Brighton good at least? I have that DVD of Fatboy Slim from 2002, seems nice.
dont go out nearly as much now. when i was in the incel bedroom i would go for walks all the timenow i have the incel flat i just get home from toil and stay in and shut all the blinds for 2 days and never come out
Nofap changed my life
screw my silly kitten life
>>221019148:skull:
>>221019233really? I did 8 months until 1month ago.
>>221019249Yes it improves me quite a lotMasturbation is pointless
>>221019246how far can your hole stretch
>>221018745they should charge a nominal small fee for any service then it would stop the grifters from hogging it all up
>>221019264Yeah, dick is really hard now, I had quit porn years ago. Also have a lot of energy.
RIP in piece
>>221019218>now i have the incel flat i just get home from toil and stay in and shut all the blinds for 2 days and never come outliterally meused to enjoy going for walks aroundnow i have some aversion to even going outside i dont know whyagoraphobia or somethign maybe
just stare at a wall bro
cheeky maccas after movingtoil on the cards
>>221019282Good lad
That '2 times' song by Ann Lee is incredibly annoying because of the way it's edited, her quiet vocals have a stickiness to them that is incredibly annoying
do you think Jesus ever shagged before he got nailed to the cross
got an annoying bit of corn kernale in my teeth
>>221019309noooo
ASU FRAT LEADER attempts to do the OG FRAMEMOGG on EdMatthews
>youtube has voiced comments nowWhat the helly
>>221019284did he died
always hold a poo so it feels as big as a bbc going through your arsehole
>>221019284Mad that second place broke the 2 hour marathon barrier and is almost getting no coverage
>>221019358Haven’t done a solid poo in years due to alcohol abuse and poor diet
>>221019358Bizarre
俺の人生もう尾張屋根
>>221019358if i hold my poo it just gets mushed up at the end then its a mess wiping it up
never understand people who tune into things just because they're big right now. like the london marathon. what would you have been doing if the bbc didnt broadcast it or it was never arranged. you have no interests
>>221019358literally can't cum anymore unless watching BBC fucking pawgs
>>221019300Yeah. I think I'm gonna do the only shag no fap thing. It's kind of motivating anyways.
>>221019290think id rather get the tranny porn on and stare at that instead mate
>>221019387You need serious helpQuit porn and embark on a nofap journey to repair your mind
Stop saying dick, start saying dih
>>221019387I was like that for a while but with big tits, porn is fucking bad for your brain
im a pigeon
good news in 90 minutes my blood alcohol level has reduced from 0.51% to 0.23%
Why do I feel more religious when I'm drunk
wish i was 15 again for a daywould love to feel a 15 year old hard knob in my hand just after you discovered wankingthose ones hit differently
nth for the gyaldem
>>221019414mines going back up from 0% to ??%
>would love to feel a 15 year old hard knob in my handUm
>>221019412im an umpigeon
anon becoming a regular at the nearest spoons because there's a cute Japanese bar girl
>>221019424buy an ad
>>221019424have any of them been blacked yet?
Any so tired but I’m scared to go to sleep because then I have to wake up to tomorrow and I can’t handle another day of how I feel man in?
>>221019416The Lord's calling out for you at the bottom of your bottle
>>221019468sort yourself out palthis is getting to be a bit of a joke
>>221019468i think australia is rightful british clay and you should hand over all your possessions and land documents right this second
32 and never had a job me
>>221019458Don't think so
>>221019458grow up
>>221019492didnt know they re-named their company
>>221018313i love weyoun
>>221019492its spelt "23andme" mate
>>221019492PIP, UC or loving family?
>>221019508wahey
>>221019515PIP man
>>221019510Me too
rorke doing a little jig in his room to 00s white girl anthems
zoomers cant watch hour long tv shows from the 90s because short form video format has literally rewired their brains. I'd kill myself if I was a zoomer
rorke loving his new job at wordle inc.
Rribs are ready, now wait 15 mins to settle >>221019530Don't find them very attractive desu
>>221019541weird how you’re so obsessed with us then?
>>221019553woman tier response
just woke upmiserable
>>221019541an entire generation is becoming retarded due to microplastics and the internet and they're worried aobut how thatll affect the economy. just kill everoyne atp
had a little bit too much to drink last night
being gay with a woman's fanny
>>221019541>we made trillions from promoting brainrott>Noooo you are getting too stupid to consoom why are they like that?
>>221019557maybe you can write an essay on how microplastics are making gen zs more feminine or something unk
>>221019567half a bottle within like 4 hours
>>221019567>>221019578>>221019560grow up. just fucking grow up.
>>221019565really hope we get to see human extinction in our lifetime
why does it take ages to boil water on the stove but only seconds in the kettle
>>221019581i accept your concession, zaydon
>>221019585
what does smooching a woman feel like lads
>>221019528Wish I could get that
>>221019597direct energy beam
gallon of water a day me
>>221019604i just know you look like the stalker from perfect blue irl
>>221019625still dont get that film me
>>221019625see>>221019588
does ariana grande have aids, what's going on there? Veganism maybe, anorexia?
growupjeet seething
grow up sir
>>221019662grow up
>>221019597is currys.co.uk broken
grow up bloody benchod
Republic of Rorke
>>221019672grow up
Rorkian jihad
grow down
*grows up*poo willy nigger
lads come on grow up you're not funny
>>221019721*blacks you*
rorkes lack of media literacy says a lot
feeling jungian, maybe even a little hegelian, possibly kafakesque
NEW>>>/hm/2700359>>>/hm/2700359>>>/hm/2700359
mad how badly jung mogs freud
>>221019738this is not the new
>>221019731its always the most autistic fat stinky retards who watch bluey at age 24 who say this shit unironically
>>221019745he framemoggs him as well
having a hitlerian wank to ebony bbws
>>221019759grow sidewards
>>221019789>>221019789>>221019789
*grows in a northwesternly direction*
how many jem'hadars could a single vorta handle?
