ruby's sister edition
wonder what cunts ate before fish and chips
need her to kick me in the bollocks
>>221151122far fitter than her sexless freak of a sister
odds = kizzaevens = indian0 = mcdonald'sdubs= reconsider this whole thingrolling
just found my new wife
>>221151168I've got you covered.
>>221151180quarter pounder or filet o fish or fuck right off
>>221151122she's too young for her tits to be that droopy
fucking blowing rorkes head to shrapnel with my enchanted abo greatsword
>>221151196fucking grim
>>221151180boring, get the indian saar, spice is good
>>221151168
marfa poo porn
MCDONALDSMCDONALDSKENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAND A PIZZA HUT
bruce! deploy the menulog! I'm in need of a hungry jack......
>>221151162Pffft.
>>221151207like you wouldn't
>>221151204s
menulogging some dimmies and almost forgot the soya sauce
yeah haha, we call it hungry jack's instead of burger king haha lolol xDDD very funny rorke
Allah
>>221151236this will be tung tung in 2015
>>221151202for me? my order? well it's a large quarter pounder meal with a fanta and 20 chicken mcnuggets>>221151213that settles it. I'm getting an indian.
i look like the ugly one from busted
>>221151271Wolfve
>>221151196the forehead on that
>>221151296i bust to ugly ones quite often
Faggot I am faggot I like life. Jesus??
beetroot and pineapple in a burger
Employed Woman sex arse.
wahey
guys please help me
All
>>221151257wouldn't go near that personally.
hello I am british citizen but I have indian origin
Actually, I like the name Hungry Jack's moreDunno why they went for Hungry Jack's instead of something closer to Burger King though
menulog shut down stop making me cry
>>221151236so this is what AI is being used for
>>221151378I am just like you.
tried to do a thing then realised i don't have the brain capacity to do that thing so now i'm just sat here
Mc Gay Porn Burger
>>221151381its not AI
monty pi-fenn!
>>221151391Watch it.
>>221151230this is what you see before she starts pegging you
wish i had a reason to go out to get some sun but I'm so broke that I cant even go out for a pint
How's he gonna and done that the ?
watching an anime movie
>>221151440Holy fucking mid
think i'll get a film on the go, which one you going for:> kelly's heroes> rear window
>>221151122I watched her channel when she was living in that attic room pretending to be a student or something. Fit as back then
>>221151472shut your filthy fucking mouth
>>221151440Sec
>>221151468Which one? Turn it off and watch Sword of the Stranger, best anime movie going
you dig this crazy scene or what?
catbergs gone woke
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live Miami F1 gp practice 1 on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221151500A Silent VoiceI'm going to enjoy it
if I ever see Matt healy in public I’d offer him out I hate that fucking cunt
not enough bank holidays in my cunt
>>221151502I get it, man...
>>221151193i wear le labowish i had a le labo gf
Look Back is a good anime fillum. I recommend it.
hard normal daddy
>>221151517Foucking
hello you absolute legends
>>221151512decent film tbfthey did an excellent job of cramming virtually the entire manga into a feature length film. Like no joke if you read the manga afterwards it's almost 1:1
>>221151122You NEED to leave your rancid bedroom. Obsessed with not only some ugly virgin cunt (that's why you think she's obtainable, she's like you) but now her sister.
sir kier starmer's left hook was banned on earth and moon as cruel and unusual punishment
>>221151504two different sandwiches, garlic bread and some sort of lasagna/moussaka and all the bitter lemon and growing boy could drink
Saved and archieved.
>>221151557love the cover art for that album
>>221151578bit harsh
>>221151501What in the goddamn...?
>>221151580>lasagnaFOY
been doing some meditation recently me
14's lei.talk's the man from theapricity.com forum.
>>221151440
>>221151512oh yeah that one's alrightgot one of my favourite voice actresses in it doing the deaf girl's occasional deaf girl grunting
today a lass at toil saw I was getting stressed and put her hand on my shoulder and offered to helpshame she's uggo
r/legaladviceUK used to be full of stuff like I'm getting divorced, my neighbour's tree is too close what can I do but these days it's just full of police related stuff
>>221151583Reminds you of The Oval that's why
Wanking my Pakistani willy
>>221151622Do it using the tools but without feeling it.
>>221151230Bangs, lip filler and some more fat in her diet and she'd be fit. She always looks sickly and malnourished
>>221151512It's a shame they kill her off at the end like in the manga woops spoiler alert she dies leaving no hope whatsoever for her coming back.
>>221151626im glad police are cracking down on stuff like this otherwise they'd have to investigate migrant rapes, which would inflame community tensions
Please 6 begs
>>221151677bros name is CP
today i'll try to cum masturbating by moving my hips instead of me 'ands
>>221151675prick
>>221151626just didn't happen did it
>>221151336Pineapple goes with gammon, egg and chips onlyOr with cubes of cheese on cocktail sticksMad how the world was busy debating if pineapple went on pizza and theres us for years serving up it with cheese at every single party
>>221151675
>>221151691Cp company
rorke just got his promotion at the CP factory
>>221151728rorkes fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvo80gbCYwEme luv this bri'ish song haha xx
>>221151752Chicago pizza is like what we call a keesh
>>221151677reminds me i was actually thinking of tipping the deliverpoo rider because he was waiting for a whole hour during a mcdisasterwon't bother though
>>221151721didi was there
waiting to get stuck into the snacks and tesco doughnuts I snuck in earlier but mumberg's rustling around on the landing. i know as soon as she hears a packet opening she'll find an excuse to barge in
>During the reign of Henry II (1154–1189), the population of England is estimated to have been between 2.5 million and 3 million people.corrr imagine all the space bet england was lush back then
>>221151675it's a rewatch you moron
>keeshi'm begging you, please read a book
>>221151760pmsl
>>221151661corrr
>>221151775maybe it’s time to move to your own gaff instead of living in fear of your dreaded mumberg you slug
https://voca.ro/1boTGUHTqYu9
>>221151775get her pushed down the stairshorrid witch
eating keesh the rain
having a go
all this stuff on r/legaladviceuk has to be fake right no way the police are wasting their time on this nonsense
>>221151762lola
https://voca.ro/1cOhHhmRCgpP
saw a woman today with the worst lip fillers I've ever seen in real life she was speaking some eastern euro language had very heavy makeup her lips were huge they looked completely swollen
rorke. name more unheard of than asthmatic blowing the whistle
Fucking HATE this fat fucking cunt with everything in me
>>221151816absolutely would
>>221151851it isthat's why half the stuff there is posted by 1 day old accounts with auto generated names
>>221151844Goodbye.
>>221151816now tart her up facial expression too
>>221151816no big foreheadno lusty yet judgmental eyesruined it
>>221151888swear people cap on reddit more than on here
any good place to meet foreign (european) birds for a relationshiponline or off x
>>221151854ktim in every music event/party
there's something quite detestable about all british youtubers
roast poatoes for tea
https://voca.ro/1lshxvQtZamg
>>221151866conversely I saw a nurse this morning with great subtle lip fillers that accentuated her attractiveness and I couldn't stop looking at her
hate tattoos and all that bogged stuff but lip fillers on women give me an inexplicable boner
>>221151122Penger than Ruby
Goodbye...
women be letting chatgpt raise their children
>>221151959>with typically feminine namesactually screaming
I once tried dating a black girl and my dad asked if she was related to kunta kinte, couldn't look at her without laughing after that
Seen an British Indian woman shout at her spawn to behave in her strange accent and I though "that would be a good mother to my children" then got a bonner
>>221151917I'm subscribed to 36 different YT channels and only 2 of them are British
>>221151963rorke's ideal world
>>221151816I dont know how precise lip fillers can be but I'd go slightly less than that. Still a massive improvement
>>221151977lesleychads rumbled
>>221151963Cute ideaNot creative enough for that though so mine would look shite
>>221151959mental how many important decisions regarding infrastructure and stuff are being made by chatgpt not sure if its good cause its smarter than the average retard or were going to live on a freaky chatgpt planet
Ruby's best feature is her bum
>>221151987rorke's inner monologue
never know quite what catberg is up to
>>221152037Ok go to bed dreaming about that bum which you will never penetrate nor even look at agape during sex
>>221151895
>>221152056ktim but it's the toilfu's bum
>>221152036only 1/3 meals it recommended cooking for children included vegetables, that's worse than what you'd find on google surely
>>221152068based slag version of Rubes
>>221152068big fan of this direction
right well that's me masturbating to an ai edited image of ruby granger
>>221152068now make her booby granger saar
>>221151982momstein was dating this black lad and he was with a red tshirt oncewe called him coca cola bottle
rorkee - piedancer
>>221152083I think it means 1/3 questions involving recipes asked about vegetables, not that the response included recipesthats what it the graphic looks like to me (the question about snot is in the same bubble as the vegetables indicating that they are both inputs)
>Aleah, 13, whose surname has not been released, was last seen in Banbury on Saturday, and is believed to have travelled to Bicester.
what is the end goal of this? Are families buying the houses?
>>221152198what the fork
>>221152198you cannot post the ponies
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal
not allowed
two nonce posts!?
thinking about the sixth house this evening
just an absolutely lovely daytoo bad life both real life and online are so empty now
that newgate son of a bitch makes a good bean
>>221152049scream
business idea: nuke france
>>221152218enjoying this one
>>221151378Like what, "fish and chips earl"? "Bangers and mash baron"? "Shepherd's pie lord"?
Would you ever suck a turd from a girl's arse?
it pie night
>>221152298no
>>221152298probably not mate
>>221152298i would suck her arsehole but I draw the line at actually having poo in my mouth
>>221152298depends
>>221152218Howzat
>>221152302got a chicken, ham and leek one in the oven as we speak x
>>221152298not sure
>>221152298only if she was really peng or I was horny enough for to overpower my sense of smell
>>221152352sounds like tesco finest
>>221152298i have tasted my own arse juices during sex and would probably from a female if it was a heterosexual encounter but poo is a bit degen
I have eaten too much carbonara and the diet's gone out of the window
>>221152370what are arse juices
number 15 burger king foot lettuce
>>221151900Outside of London its Cambridgeshire and Oxford with the most people 25-34 from the EU14.
>>221151752kizza
on that bit in halo 2 where you've got to ride the gondola into the library as the arbiter and you've got all the elites with you fending off wave after wave of flood and its such a shit part of the game because checkpoints are few and far between and the games not properly coded to account for the movement of the gondola so all your shots are off target slightly
>>221152384i've eaten nothing but got on the ginbergonly thing i can do is eat something now so i dont give the delivery jew money
"petal" by baby deer grande is now the 3rd most pre-saved album on spotify with 543.6k pre-adds
>>221152298should the opportunity present itself?yeah probably
>arse juices
number 15 hungry jack's foot lettuce
>>221152389general slime/moisture/mucus that comes out of your arse that isn't poo when you penetrate it?
>>221152404you can just walk to the back of the gondola and clip into the top of it so nothing can hit you. it becomes a 5 minute break from playing
3 day weekend :>
>>221151900londonany uni townthat hello language app that's actually just a dating app
>>221152364actually it's a 'Cook' brand frozen one
>>221152444didnt know thiswill give it a try
please can we stop talking about coprophilia
>>221152443that's disgusting
leftypol spraying liquid shit all over rorke and insisting its just bussy squirt
>>221151122nice pepperoni tiddies
Imagine if I became a Deliveroo driver as a 190cm tall white man. I would dress cluegainerish, wear a nice fragrance and be extra polite. I would probably make so much in tips.
>>221152454Is Cook any good? Seems just like poncey ready meals
>>221152458can't remember exactly where the spot is. might be best to watch a guidei remember it being easy to do
Sir Arse Juicer
>>221152198That post doesn't exist anymore.[Close]
>>221152434amerigolems
>>221152443thats poo luv x
foxes and badgers are friends
>>221152495and what of hedgehogs?
I would give my life for Italian lady
>>221152434Which my mum had done this. Phimosis has ruined my life
mad how stinky i am today
>>221152479I've tried quite a few of them now and they're usually worth the extra moneydon't get me wrong they absolutely are just poncey ready meals but they do taste noticeably better than your average microwave slop while being cheaper than Bighams
>>221152508elusive creatures
Lady hear me tonight cause my feeling is just so right
why is she sticking her tongue out
might play Nier Automata
>>221152555
really missing the toilfu now, haven't seen her in person since Feb 13th
>>221152555she's flirting with me
seen so much roadkill this week. saw a whole deer, a badger, probably 5 rabbits and other things i couldn't identify
>>221152576ok this is um
>>221152592scream
>>221152551I "love" them
>>221152584probably replaced with ai
>>221152600I've seen a lot more, makes me sad
>>221152576Racist image
having sex with roadkill
>>221152600
>and other things i couldn't identify
praying for umbunnies hopping around xx
>>221152614
top 5 funny english words: swanky, jobby, booty, curfuffle, turpentine
want to die
the doe-eyed italian woman is it
>>221152666what brand of mineral turpentine?
snigger
want to fly
There's nothing to describe that feeling when the toilfu jumps up and down and claps and runs over and hugs you after completing a minor task that'll fuel a simp nigga for 2 years minimum
shit thread
fags and booze and women's bums
… bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports 3 on my tv via sky stream in home …
Karl Jobst the embarrassment of Australia
leftypol going out of his way to let you know quagmire is a rapist during family guy funny moments hour
got my socks on
scream https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777660138166573.mp4
>>221152682bisto
>>221152640nooooo
listening to the minecraft OST and crying
Went for a walk in the local village and the mobile Fish and Chip van was parked upBosh. This is the life.
hmm, yeah... wont click that
not clicking that
>>221152737pathetically small piece of fish
>>221152737They not have any adult portions left daft lad?
Feeling incredibly, overwhelmingly depressed again today. Honestly don't think I can turn it around at this point. It was bad enough feeling depressed over winter but I thought it was lifting coming into spring, my favourite season. Now i'm right back at square one.
pooing
is it tim posting tim images
>>221152737To summate all replies your portion was small you fucking fat waste of incel space
>>221152720so this is leftypol
>>221152720holy grimoli
>>221152737not bad for 25 quid
>>221152720wtf is going on here?
>>221152703my toilfu used to be very impressed by my ability for thinking of of the box and would often say I deserved a promotion
>>221152720willy mogs me
>>221152737enjoy lad xx
>>221152790rorke committing a homophobic crime
>>221152737probably catfish
>>221152735alpha or beta la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9y_WshNAyE
>>221152706cheeky bit of a grin on his face. he's having a crafty wank under the duvet
Put it all on Leeds tonight. Kalvin Phillips hat trick.
>>221152737state of that fish
>>221152703for me it was when she left her gym bag and i was locking up alone so went to the toilet and wanked while sniffing her shorts and dirty socks
>>221152720he'd have a better chance if he shaved
>>221152822alpha >>>> beta but both are very important to me
It`ssoNice .. Gary Eatswent BackToVisitChoi !! At George`s Cafe ..He WentwithRobbie `Street Food Analysis` Thompson !!
>>221152847son
>>221152865Yeah that is nice
>>221152847i do this but with my hapa half sister
The missus made paella
>>221152865grim trim
>>221152761I'm same but I don't want any help because I don't see the point. So I just exist and get along. Sorry if you wanted advice
don't think about smoking at all until I have 3 pints and then suddenly i would kill for a fag
if you google wesak day a cool thing appears in the corner
>>221152909bit gay
>>221152865no amount of retards eating slop will wipe away the memory of what happened in rotherham and other towns and cities across the country
I'm going to bite you
>>221152891post family pics
>>221152891:/
>>221152861Correct opinion. Some good sounds on volume beta but it goes on for far too long for it to be a great album.
the penises are attacking my arse
might start doing double shots of vodka until I pass out
>>221152903No, I suppose not. I just wanted a moment to have a pathetic whinge. I don't seek help. I doubt help even exists. I'll go back to existing and getting on with it.
right where's the FUCKING new
>>221149349>>221149349>>221149349
>>221152975Up your arse
rorke mate stop looking at what linux distro you'll hop to next and get the bloody new made
>>221152977bloody comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14PgWitIbSk
why didnt gary eats do something to stop the paki rape gangs if he's such a great guy?
>>221152977HA HA HA SO FUCKING FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221112388>>221112388>>221112388
GET. IT. MADE.
>>221146422>>221146422>>221146422
right well that's another old linked then isn't it
How is anglican mass? Imagine it’s shit
>>221153074>>221153074>>221153074
alright i'm making the new now
>>221153090>>221153090>>221153090
*doesn't make the new*
now thats epic.
