cucumber edition
>>221153074>tflmao what
no Gray Nortno Claud Winkswtf are we gonna watch tonight??/
>>221153100leeds
>>221153074leftypol's scran
>>221153100burnley
any smegma males in
I'm a convicted rapist
>>221153100I haven't watched live broadcast TV since about 2017
>>221152972Yeah I'm the same. I feel like help/theapy/pills whatever is for people who have good lives but have let things get on top of them. I have a shit life. Nothing to get better for. I get told to do online courses on improving my mental health and these idiots are talking about people that aren't like me.>Oh I'm sure you're thinking you're friends don't understand what you're going throughI don't have any friends you cunt>Or maybe you can share your feelings with your partnermaaaaate
please pre-save "petal" the upcoming 8th studio album by ariana grande. out july 31st
sometimes i want to make the new but can't find an appropriate image
Had to outsource new creation
‘rse
bladecity1000diamonds
>>221153100We're all watching the Kentucky Derby
right, well
>>221153128No. I fucking hate her and it's all thanks to you.
what happened to mousey?
hey whats up guys its your boy rorke coming at you again with another post
just had a wank and cummed
>>221153165they got him
>>221153074Try frying up some cucumber with your mushrooms when doing a Full English. Pretty good and they don't turn mushy surprisingly
>>221153165taken time off /brit/ and twitch streaming to work for de zerbis coaching staff at spurs
>>221153180oh no
pre-ordering a game on Steam in case they run out of the bits and bytes when it comes out
>>221153165succumbed to years of nettle poisoning
>>221153165getting his socks to smell nice
>>221153165pooed his own bumhole inside out
>>221153128she’s nutting hard
>>221153100we're al watching the lion in winter (1968)
Always fantasise about being stopped by a street interviewer and saying something Rorke-ish yet profound and all the commentors say how handsome I am.My only concern is if this actually DID happen the interviewer wouldn't actually upload the video since it would disrupt the narrative. Which is why I would always refuse a street interview.
>>221153128you better stream it on your pc, phone, tv, ipad, apple watch and smart fridge. not even listening to it, just doing it for the numbers like kpop niggas do.
>>221153187
Well, here's rorke.
>>221153128i don't know who that is sorry
aff oot
>>221153244im a top 1% listener of ariana grande on youtube premium and spotify
i've wasted my entire life
Post the horse cock or stop posting at all, parasite.
>>221153254fucking little creature
>>221153254
>>221153254unbothered. untamed. living his life as he wants. go on rorke son
>>221153276ktimmy
>>221153254that thing looks very friendly :)
>>221153250when he asks me to repeat the fake number i just gave him
Gonna order a Bender burger meal on Wimpy with a thick banana shake and a Brown Derby.Wot. They dont do brown derbys anymore?
>>221153276what do u wish you wouldve done?
raping my own arse inside out
>>221153276can't waste it because it supposed to be wasted and then death innit
hungry might pay an illegal immigrant to deliver a burrito directly to my front door
>>221153304died
>>221153268>>221153276how'd you post with only an 11 second cooldown?
>IM LE EPIC MUMBERG XDDD I CAN JUST FREAKIN MAKE MY SON GO TO HIS ROOM GEEEEG XDDDshes such a cucked midwit. thats western women for you.
>>221153338spaki posts on multiple devices at once
>>221153347howl
>>221153338sc
>>221153347good post
Some mixed race lanklet stopped me in the street to ask me some questions. He was wearing a Google logo top.I went >Oh yeah what for Googleand I have no idea what I meant but he got all flustered by it I could tell he knew he was working for The Devil
When the /brit/ "vibe" gets too much take a "reset" break in kurva anyátok>>221112388
happy birthday, buddhaprobably shouldn't have abandoned the wife and newborn but that's not my business
Shes meditating guys
How is an anglican mass? Is there anyone under 65 at them
>>221153374bit gay in there
>>221153364now google is the one asking the questions, worlds flipped upside down hasnt it
never a prouder white man has there been
>>221153408Dunno mate.
bradley welsh's swanky arse feet
canadian discord raid
>>221153417Definitely a role reversal of sorts!
>>221153408woke
imagine if carly features on petal
>Man in critical condition after suspected homophobic attack in BristolThat's Rorke done
the nigger word
>>221153408its not like here. there are no young people in church in western europe no matter the denomination
>>221153462
>>221153455rorkes put leftypol in the hospital
if you would like to chat up some autistic zoomer women go to the amazing digital circus movie in cinemas
build more ziggurats
>>221153504those girls are too autistic for meneed a stuntpegg tier one instead
rorkes arse in critical condition after a suspected 'homosexual attack'
how did i even get involved with these niggas
>>221153468There's plenty of young people in Britain attending LDS churches every weekend.
is niggy mcnigboy in today?
think my gf is basically perfect for me on a personality level but she's developed quite a bit of acne on her body and face since getting an iud inserted and it's made me not very attracted to her desu. always assumed that if i was in that situation my love for her would overcome any appearance related stuff, but i guess i really am that shallow. hope removing the iud fixes the situation
>>221153529me when looking at my close friends
>>221153544acne is a deal breaker?
>>221153455heemed that bender
>>221153504where can I go where women will chat up an autistic zoomer man
>>221153510good post
the video that russian fuck posted in the last thread is still making me feel sick
>>221153544blog on + FONT
>>221153544get over it
>>221153544shes a blacking victim mate move on
>>221153544bro posting a scroll
>>221153544you should die i think
ungrateful faggot thinking about breaking up with his gf because of acneunrealhate normalfags so much
16 year old 'berge vid in the reccys shant be clicking incase the description was updated after the 'berge inevitably died! sorry! x
already in bed
Sexual harassment
>>221153510vgh
>>221153569Stockport mentioned
… bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports 3 on my tv via sky stream in home …
Just realised I was reading a 14 year old's opinion on the Internet and was sick a little bit in my mouth. This shit should be illegal
bye
is dexter ill is dexter ill is dexter ill today
mohammad on his way with my burrito
toilfu often has a couple spots but it hasn't altered my attraction to her at all
>>221153621looks to be golf actually
>>221153621does he just alternate between watching sports from his chair and watching sports from his bed all day
>>221153572what was it
imagine if bergs could drive
fell for it award
sir acne haver
>>221153622so grim that you can risk being exposed to the opinion of a third world teenager at any moment now
>>221153618the 8th wonder of the world
>>221153627
>>221153621bedtime, he says with the sun blazing through the window and the lights on for some reason
>>221153652morin
>>221153562might be, yeah. sort of wish it wasn't seeing as we're such a good match and are always really happy when we're together, but there we go>>221153585>>221153601worst thing is she's really insecure and sad about it and keeps trying lots of different things to get perfect skin
gf has acne on her fanny
>>221153683anomalocaris
We are going to turn you into mud
>>221153634purely psychosematic
>>221153648naked jeet in a public bathroom offering to suck a guy off
acnny
Sir Snooker Frame
>>221153704*boing*
>>221153618been here. they have a big pond inside you can fish in
>>221153720wasnt that bad
Mousey spotted on the 'dit
literally just been staring at it for an hour I can’t do it
sir school girl legs
developed a new tic where i make this hand sign for no reason
>>221153760what drug is that
>>221153789radical
>>221153756sorry Poonigga MaClannaugh, you're stuck like this
thats not right
>>221153789are you from new zealand
i also pretend to be an ungrateful and selfish bf to trigger bitter incels
chappell roan facialabuse
girl I know is trying to become an Instagram influence genuinely the most cringe thing I’ve ever seen in my life
>>221153760is that ket
rorke snorting rock salt
>>221153825roarhowlshriek
>>221153760at least chop it up better matethose big bits are going to be stuck in your nose
>>221153760why is it so coarse grainednigga trying to snort crack
>>221153825sream
>>221153825
>>221153825FART SHRIEKING
>>221153455gay bashing it back?
>>221153794I was told cocaine but someone here said it is fentanyl so I don’t know maybe they were just trying to scare me and troll me I don’t know
>>221153822shag her with the all the might of your bwc
>>221153789
i missed it what was it
gonna fucking kill myself
>>221153833I’ve been trying to do that for ages with my card but I can’t get it to break >>221153842I don’t know I’ve never done it before or seen it in person before does it look weird
>>221153854where did you get it from? why dont you know what it is that youre about to snoirt
>>221153789bloke who i used to work with from brazil did this
>>221153878lad who posted that reddit screenshot replying to himself
>>221153825>my year 7 science teacher did this>went on a massive bender and changed his name to Mr Niggerhahah
>>221153878teacher changed his name to mr n word
alien spotted on google street view
>>221153878ariana grande looking at a billboard featuring a woman putting her erect penis inside a pumpkin
>>221153879I have this thought verbatim hundreds of times a day
teacher changed his name to seatbelt man
>>221153879and why's that
>>221153854looks like ket
>>221153854That white stuff is cocaine but that little red-ish crystal is almost certainly fentanyl
>>221153908would
>>221153887From my friend who knows a drug dealer I asked for cocaine and it’s what he gave me why wouldn’t it be that do you think it looks like something else
>>221153885squash it down with the card to break the large bits then use the side to chop it finer
>>221153908imagine there were blue people and they were just another race
You.You're my gimp.My rapehog.My fuckmeat.Got it?
alien shagger discord raid
>>221153921wasted my entire life
Lets all talk about men**men dressed like women****but naked
Got a bunch of flies buzzing to my house but its ok i just pretend its the 1800s when america waa kino
>>221153942
>>221153942me to rorke
>>221153885put it on a hot plate for a bit to dry it out. will powder up better then
>>221153942cause youre my gimp youre my rapehoog
>>221153929>>221153933north americans horny for summa dat smurfette vag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcrGNHvPvI
>>221153908david cameroon has let himself go with avatar 3
Concerning amount of sympathy for that man who stabbed two people because the police roughed him up a bit while he refused to drop the knife.What the fuck compels people to defend someone like that?
just want to have sex with one woman in my life is that too much to ask
is it normal to spaz out every now and then when you drive? I came to a roundabout earlier and I saw the car coming, it registered in my brain but for some reason I just went I don’t know why. I’ve been driving for 6 years.
>>2211539882016stein
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
>>221153953mi tink me gwaan tek a weed brek
setting my arse hairs on fire
>>2211539883 people*
>>221153988green voters are profoundly mentally ill
>>221153986>david cameroon@grok, generate pic of big dave with a bone through his hair and one of those disc things in his lips
>>221153998personally have to pull over sometimes because my brain keeps telling me to go full speed into a wall and die
I'm going to bite you all over
got some coke upstairs, might go have a cheeky toot
>>221153988Yeah sorry but it’s not the police job to go round booting heads in. When the white copper did it in Manchester airport he got the sack and had to go to court but now a Jewish fake policeman’s done it apparently it’s fine. That’s not how it works. It’s either all okay or none of it’s okay
Little boys have it right, it's all about being a cowboy and a pirate and driving huge machines
>>221153988leftism is a mental disorder
chat gbt just sent me this
>>221153984not sure that's allowed on youtube
Set reminder! F1 Sprint Qualifying in 20 minutes
>>221154008i dont think its the weed
wd40 wank
>>221154033alri bedbug
Jar Jar Binks actor just died :(
eating a bowl of french vanilla ice cream right nowdivine
I want to be inside you
Mousey's Theme(taken from Mousey - Music From The Motion Picture Soundtrack)
>>221154063Like a well oiled machine
>>221154067messa sad now
holy shit dude clav has so much fucking aura i cant even reply to that actual post bro god damn that is craaaaazy what the hell
get the blur listened to
>>221154058if you've been chonged on chinese kush for the last 2 months then you're a straight plonker to be factual
locked ingrindsetzoomer things
>>221153620 you lot getting slagged off yet again LOL
I can't prove it yet but I'm 99.9% sure that the red/blue button thing is an Israeli psyop.
might start faking a soft anime voice
Everyone outside enjoining the sun. Me? Shut inside talking with a bunch of incels on /brit/
>>221154097Damon Albarn's been bummed before init
lads lads i just thought this up listen lads: chatKFC lol it's like normal chatgpt but sounds like the chicken restaurant as well aha what am i like
Mousey (2026)Directed by RorkeWritten by RorkeScreenplay by Rorke
Wish Diego was here for Eurovision this year (2 weeks' time) but he refuses to post outside of Fridays!
I pigged out after dinner I’m a disgrace I have no self control please kill me now As punishment I cannot eat all tomorrow
>>221154104i haven't though
>>221154125
>>221154109don't understand why they have such a problem with beans on toastit's a very inoffensive food
Why are our media and politicians so ZOGed and obsessed with Jews?
utterly insane how peng strawberries are
>>221154055you won't believe what sick shit is allowedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSCmM9Svoa0
my phd advisors are useless and worse than no help
>>221154107imagine punting that thing through the window and it just keeps going https://youtu.be/FVFLblDnX9Y?t=7
los hermanos negros
>>221154045Got no issue with that one eitherWhen suspect is resisting arrest then you use force, especially if the suspect has a knife in his hands
>>221154107howling how he has all that and like 5lb dumbells
>>221154152Well to answer that we need to go back to 1945….
apparently there is no easy way to create a web server on my cousin's phone to allows me to download every single thing from her phone
>>221154153Theyre shite
just received one of these
>>221154131Pukahontas (1995) vibes
we export goods? to the US?
>>221154162just get deepseek to do it bruh
Business idea: sex dwarf that wears a leather mask and lives in my basement, I bring him victims to torment, grope, whip and snarl at
>>221153885you get a piece of paper and put the rocks inside the fold, then smask the bits till you got a good grain for proper snortingthis is how I'd snort Ritalin as a young degenerate
>>221154189mousey pinning one of these to everyone at the meetup
do you guys know about the Kerch Polytechnic massacre?
>>221154189need one of these but for my entire life
>>221154187fucking um
>>221154142have you been sober all day today
Gloria a las Plagas
>>221154194yeagood posts n that
Dude, I know this is unrelated, but I need your help right now.
>>221154201woke ass australian niggers here banned deepseek because china made it
>>221154229phone Samaritans
>>221154176You’re aware this Somalian guy was face down on the concrete and was currently being tasered? stomping on his head multiple times had no benefit it didn’t help the officers in anyway
>>221154194yea the british section at the store is full of british food like salad cream, jaffa cakes and mcvities
>>221154194well i haven't and i asked my mum and dad and they haven't either so sounds like bollocks to me
not even paying attention just posting on /brit/
>>221154216Me too Quite annoyed at myself really x
>>221154249I disagree
And what are you doing to transgress social norms and upset the normie freaks today?
freak having a political argument with himself again is it
>>221154189If it makes you feel any better, since summer 2019 to the present day i have literally been at home all day everyday, no friends, no girlfriend, no life, no money, no qualifications, no skills
>>221154249knife in handshould've stomped harder
say a door just randomly appeared on one of your walls one day and when you went in, it was just a massive labyrinth of hallways and roomswhat would you do, genuinely?
The Kentucky Derby is awfully entertaining. I implore you to tune in!
destroy society
shitfaced cooking bacon and eggs at 5am
>>221154236mental. can’t wait until the world rapes america and we don’t have to pay for their dogshit crap
>>221154303leftypol
>>221154249>schizo somalian stabs three people and tries to stab cops>refuses to drop the knife>could've had a bomb on him>we're meant to feel bad that an officer gave him a little kickyou people are mental
sex with Uma musumes
>>221154218rather not say
long story short I've got my bum out
>>221154285mate...
assigned nigger at birth
bcaon eggs butter salt pepper. the Ultimate flavours
going to start taking double dose of my ssri meds need to zombify myself
>>221154304Cheeky scamp, what are you like
ban nons from buying knives only let them use plastic cutlery (or woden to help the environemnt)
if you've ever had sex or a job you are CRINGE and a NORMIE
>Me watching the Green Party utterly torpedo their own electoral chances simply by opening their mouths
>>221154293I've seen enough backrooms videos to know to avoid that shit
>>221154274staying in my room :)
>>221154293If I've already gone in and the door no longer exists I'd just keep going after having a little panicIf I can still exit I'd just leave and probably call someone more quipped to sort that
>>221154329scream>>221154305on god
>>221154335hope i don burn the house down
>>221154350good thing we can all vote for the uuhhhh oh well theres ummmm
>>221154323
>>221154284>place foot on wrist>problem solvedI know you’re a boot licker so nothing I say will change your opinion but one day you’ll run into a dirty copper and you’ll understand https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cre19dv1x7xo
>>221154363>>221154363>>221154363
mohammad's here with my burrito it lushshredded chicken
playing Skyrim and having a pint of Guinness
>>221154332breakfast flavours and it's 30 minutes past 8 in the evening probably even later where you are
>>221154350don't care, still voting greens
gonna be honest with you ladsi dont know where i placed this thing im looking for
>>221154372>one day you’ll run into a dirty copper and you’ll understand Won't as I'm not a dirty criminal
>>221154350Was a scary few days I will say. Thankfully they are all totally fucking insane.
>>221154396Neither was that woman
>>221154372yeh just put your foot near the hand actively carrying a knife good one leftypol
>>221154416Police just stopped her for fun did they
The worst thing those police did wasn't kicking him in the head, it's stopping him before the gun police could arrive and put him down
27 Old Gloucester StreetI don't trust it
