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Keir the coward

>>221169062
kino incoming

its dinner time. should get a Tim update soon.

bedding in the wash. let's go

>>221169062
btw no clue why it says March, it's tomorrow
https://x.com/BBCPolitics/status/2050540236497666553

Hello you cunt

too many americans are moving to the UK

>>221169086
airpods still stolen I reckon

they'll be on a shipping container to the middle east by now, stripped down for parts

>I ever hear you raised your hands to my niece again, next time you won’t see my face
Am I retarded? I genuinely don’t understand this line “next time you won’t see my face” what does that even mean

I'm a vile slug type creature

>>221169062
>this is the best we can offer
that's pretty depressing

we all need a Tim update (unable to simply waddle off to his X and find it) so we can laugh at him and feel better about ourselves

>>221169112
I take it to mean their won't be a warning or a knock at the door next time just a cut to black Tony Soprano style

>>221169112
What could that possibly mean among men well known for sending other men to kill people for them

pack of crayola crayons up the 'pseye

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>>221169062
Will be shit the only person who will come out looking good is Kemi
>zack
Retard mong
>nigel
Boring liar who just flip flops on every topic
>heidi
Well

>>221169107
care bame industrial complex needs shutting down

>>221169045
wonder if rovers will get that 1.5 mil. hope roy can steer them to a cup win.

>>221169138
Ahhh yes get it now thanks
>>221169150
No I get it now just the wording confused me

>>221169112
They'll shag you up the arse

>>221169062
Zack polanski said something like "jewish people are tired of being told what to do by non jews" without a shred of irony

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Morning team

>>221169159
too many making too much off it lad, will never happen. The beatings and thefts will continue until morale improves (and all our nans are dead).

don't you think it's time we gave them more power

theres no chance in hell polanski has an iq above 100

>>221169158
>clearly anti Palestinian
Is there any tags for clearly pro British people or is it just if theyre pro muslim or jew?

>>221169158
what site is that

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megi

>>221168905
Rorke actively wants Sky to have exclusive rights to Premier League football, for which Sky charges extortionate prices

That's why Rorke supports multimillionaires and billionaires who are in the pockets of big companies like Sky, instead of supporting working class causes, which Rorke dismisses as "woke nonsense"

after the party comes the afterparty

>>221169222
Big head meg

>>221169158
i dont see how anyone can vote conservative when their leader is an african migrant
dont even mind kemi but its a bit ironic

>>221169224
Did the imaginary man do a thing you imagined?

people are getting sick of sky

it's just shit and sports is the only thing keeping people paying

it is over for Sky once everyone over 80 years old dies

>>221169241
not the fact that they let in like 3 million africans and indians?

>>221169234
shame r kelly ruined his legacy by being a child imprisoning piss fetish rapey nonce. the remix to ignition was based

>>221169259
Pretty sure they make a lot of money from pubs and venues hosting

>>221169259
mole people propaganda department be like

>>221169259
mever watched sky in my life

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Can you help us find Rosamund?
Rosamund, aged 14, was last seen in Bondi Junction, at about 11am today (Saturday 2 May 2026).

In 2024/25, 16% of the UK population was from a minority ethnic background. How is this reflected in politics and public life?

MARCHING ON TO THAT 25%

>>221169269
that too but when the leader of the party that apparently tries to conserve has the opposite of that as their leader you would think alarm bells would be ringing

It is so BRIGHT outside
like actually fucking bright
I think I need to buy sunglasses this is hurting my eyes

>>221169215
mpwarcrimes.co.uk

>>221169300
zzzz

> 50% of doctors in NHS England were from minority ethnic backgrounds.

GET THEM NUMBERS UP

>>221169316
your irises have been weakened by staying inside too much
you need to exercise them by going outside

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>>221169202
I'm not big into conspiracy theories and all that guff but I believe in my heart of hearts that if there were ever the slightest chance of someone like him getting into power there would be hushed discussions behind closed doors involving the security apparatus and the crown. The result of which being that said person doesn't ever see power.

I don't mean that they'd be bumped off or anything I just mean total privacy invasion: devices hacked, property broken into, everything trawled through, any dirty laundry aired and career torpedoed. For national security reasons. I really believe that the people with the keys to this country wouldn't allow it. There's a certain mixture of an extreme political idealism and a truly dangerous moron that simply wouldn't ever be tolerated.

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remember this video of rorke haha

>>221169343
zzz

one of the things i learned as someone who wanks exclusively to candid videos is that attractive women get approached all the time by black guys

it's not even asking for number it's literally "you're beautiful babe" and she's like "thanks" and he walks away

rorke calling his kid martin luther
leftypol calling his kid martin luther king

>>221169195
theyll all fuck off once the country is shit enough. happening in scotland atm i think, we just seem to get "refugees" here and not so much of the care bame type because of how expensive it is here
the mongs in charge seem to have forgotten that foreigners want kids and a decent life too

>>221169334
>Over half (51) of the estimated 90 MPs who are from minority ethnic backgrounds are women.

GET THEM UP GET THEM NUMBERS UP

>>221169350
someone provided an update a few years back and he'd trooned out

not entirely surprising

the whole of the uk is poorer than mississippi based on gdp per capita haha

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saturday evening 'za

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>>221169350
this is the same kid now
feel old yet?

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what about blue

>>221169364
z

long queue at the corner shop because some black woman is talking to the cashier

why do they think they can just hold up everyone?

doing a poo

>>221169383
oh my days bruv it looks like big bird has spunked on it

>>221169380
Are all Americans this thick? what do you think GDP means? Mississippi is richer than most European countries, it has nothing to do with the UK

>>221169408
most americans think they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight

>>221169366
proofs? proofs?

>>221169384
that's tim byrne you silly sausage

>>221169257
Rorke isn't imaginary though, there are a few Rorkes who inhabit /brit/. Rorkes support multimillionaires and billionaires because these people claim they will deport brown people. In fact Rorke's interests would be better served by leaders who aren't racist, but who instead stand up for ordinary working class and middle class Brits.

>>221169424
*yawns loudly in your face*

if you deleted all the repetitive posts like

>[picture of food]
>the scrandemic
>elton john

and

>[negative sentiment towards dogs]
>rasheed

or

>[picture of transwoman]
>CWLTSHC

you'd be left with about 10% of posts in /brit/

>>221169391
Tell her, not us. Stop being a coward.

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girlfriend maybe?

>>221169363
mate I live in a povvo area and I can tell you we have no shortage of care bames here. Every single day I see 06 number plate bangers pull up and 2 overweight african women waddle out staring at their phones and shuffling off to some old person's house. Multiple times a day, multiple vehicles.

>foreigners want kids and a decent life too
Ask yourself if the type of people we are both describing are the type to give any serious forethought to the consequences of having children, to consider whether they can afford it, to consider the quality of life available to their potential children on a care worker + ASDA security guard salary. They don't give a shit. They are incapable of thinking that way. The birthrate in nigeria is 4.5+ children per woman.

That kind of industrial goyslave production is invaluable to the government. White folk don't have children anymore because the writing is on the wall. Black and brown people do.

>>221169443
>you'd be left with about 10% of posts in /brit/
and they'd all be posted by me

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>>221169424
uh huh

>>221169346
polanski and the greens want infinity migrants and other asinine policies. the people with power should be fine with that because it means more cheap labour and destabilising, demoralising and outnumbering native brits, so why would they oppose?

not the black woman

rorke pretending his mum and dad would disown him if he introduced a non-white GF when in reality they'd be throwing a "HE'S NOT GAY" party

it isnt fair how sexy women with big tits exist and i dont get to shag them

need a new pair of trainers

the way to enjoy /brit/ is with a drink in one hand

cannot imagine posting here sober

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Mad that the lines on your fingers are just from continually flexing them.

If you restrain your fingers for 3 months it'll start to disappear.

>>221169391
kek had this in asda yesterday, she couldnt figure out how to use the self scan tills and kept calling over the woman standing by them

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>>221169487
ktim

>>221169495
And your cock in the other?

>>221169505
why would you want that
fuckin alien fingers

>>221169487
don't care about not shagging them i get to wank to them
wanking is better than shagging
i did the shagging once and it isn't as good
but if i feel like shagging someone i can just wank to them instead
i've wanked to every girl in my office for instance

>>221169534
went on a date with someone who looks just like that once. did not work out

>>221169464
>greens want infinity migrants

We already have that under Labour and the Tories. The greens aren't bringing anything new to the table there. I specifically mean his strong views on the middle east, the Palestine shite, his comment the other day about the police kicking that terrorist in the head. There's fucking zero chance someone like him would be 'allowed' to be PM.

Maybe in 30-50 years when the demographics even out and we're 50%+ brown as a population sure but I mean right now, in today's world, there's just no way. For national security reasons, there is no desire to have someone like that as PM.

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just took a retard pill

although i do think that sucking on a pair gigantic titties does feel good

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>>221169487
ktim

>>221169487
You could rape someone.
Balaclava and a kitchen knife is literally all it takes.
Maybe you go to prison but you'd have that memory forever, and so would she.

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just took this picture of outside lads

>>221169592
birmingham?

>>221169589
Muhammad...

Rupert Lowe will save us

>>221169359
you're wrecking the car sammy

>>221169601
wow how did you know

>>221169589
Nah I'm not brown

>>221169587
are roobs has very nice, modest boobies doebeit

>>221169587
>big tits
err

>>221169408
tbf the discrepancy is by a few thousand dollars
and most of the european countries in that list would be post-soviet
id rather live in the uk than mississippi anyway

Raw, passionate sex with Milly Alcock

>>221169621
you're being generous considering her sister looks like a sex doll

>>221169587
What an ugly woman

>>221169631
sad her 5 minutes of fame is already over

Oh my god he’s walking across wales in a straight line. There’s a bramble and that farmer doesn’t look too happy

I'm doing a degree in linguistics and honestly thinking about doing my dissertation on /brit/'s language. How a group of about 30 people with maybe 15 regulars have created a language that is mutually unintelligible with English.

>Rorke on his incelwalk with dogberg after steamingtoil sees leftypol in his troon outfit and thinks cwltshc

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>>221169628
>id rather live in the uk

uh oh heatherpaedo about to have a ruby melty

why are they always fat? thats what i don't understand about it
all these care bames, the women are always fat as fuck

>>221169662
pskrmnnggrfc

Black bitch Kemi twerking her ratchet ass whilst eating fufu

>>221169672
high fructose corn syrup fried chicken burger chocolate aah diet

>>221169663
vs mississippi? absolutely
but the list of states dries up very quickly

>>221169657
For as much as those dog shit videos were spammed here by his Patreons, he never even completed a single one of those. He always found a way to cancel doing it.

I do wonder what it will be like when we are a minority nationwide.
My town is already like that. I don’t know where they came from but they’re everywhere. They don’t even mix, from the students walking home to the women and men walking in groups they are always with someone of their own ethnic group. Never see a black woman with an Indian or white woman and vice versa.

>>221169662
wanna be there when they ask you what the "-berg" and "-stein" suffixes refer to

cannae believe ted from gone fishing is deed man

>>221169701
We become like South Africa

mad how we call him heathermong when he hasn't posted about heather in like three years

>>221169701
for most people we are already a minority
the majority of people live in large cities like london and bham so that's the most common experience

>>221169701
>>221169713
you are welcome to come back to India sir

>>221169701
basically south africa or brazil

should probs make dinner but cba cooking or eating or cleaning up after

>>221169662
chatgpt is not aware of /brit/english. asked it to generate a post using /brit/ lingo and it failed:


>Rorke gets back from steamingtoil after HRwoman grassed him for calling the mealdeal fridge “wagecuck glod”, takes dogberg on his incelwalk past the vapehut, sees dadberg arguing with the bins about council tax, then opens /brit/ to find leftypol doing another “ambition under capitalism” essay.

>“life isnt a film mate x cough up pay piggy,” says neetgod, cracking his third can before footy.

>late tea delayed, weather shite, takehome stolen, bird at toil called me rat-coded again.

>not really on is it

>CWLTSHC

used to work with a saffer at my old call centre toil and once in a blue moon he'd get a caller who was also from south africa and they'd have a long talk about the state of their home nation and how it was such a shithole, that their mutual decision to have left there for the UK was the only sane thing to do

if you're from south africa why would you immigrate to the UK over australia

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>>221169779
>bird at toil called me rat-coded again

that's workable I feel

>>221169062
>Heidi Alexander
Did they put this freak's names in the wrong order?

>>221169808
well the guy at my old work had a kid with a woman from the UK so I assume that's why he was here.

off for a nap to hopefully vapourise this headache

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>>>/lgbt/43437418

>>221169843
why were you on /lgbt/?

>>221169866
prefer not to say

>>221169843
Presumably those use the festering mucus and pus as lubrication versus an actual woman's self lubricating vagina

>>221169738
What’s Brazil like? I know South Africa is a hellhole but Brazil seems fine enough, just poor.

thinking about how i'm in my late 30s and never had a gf or a date, or sex, and how there's other people i know who "started late" who then just decided one day to get in a relationship and next thing you know they're datingsomeone seriously
how the fuck do they manage it

>>221169797
is the state of south africa just because of the actual africans
like theres no white poors like very violent chavs also making it bad

>>221169910
don't know i'm almost 33 and a kissless virgin whos never had a date. Don't have a clue how people actually go from seeing someone to talking to flriting to shagging

if its any consolation, sex is highly overrated

>>221169910
>>221169931
Are you actively trying to get into a relationship, or are you just hoping it'll happen on its own?

>>221169931
thats my point
when you appear to meet other people in our boat say a 25 year old who has been single for years or all their life and then you realise it was by choice because suddenly they started dating someone cos THEY CHOSE TO DO IT
it wasn't a choice forced upon them by lack of anyone else agreeing it was they actually wanted to be single
utterly mind blowing
>>221169948
yes have been for 20+ years
not on the apps tho because i'm below average looks

>>221169948
I'm 32 and I've given up on it. No point in starting this late anyway

playing a video game

https://mathstick.github.io/

>>221169883
I was reading a thing the other day about a homosexual man in his 50s whose penis was no longer capable of an erection, even with viagra, so he opted to get a "penile implant".

The article explained that the surgery involves hollowing out all the corpora cavernosa (the spongey bits that run either side of the willy lengthwise and fill with blood normally) and replacing them with inflatable sacks. The sacks are attached to a reservoir of saline which is stored in the abdomen and which can be operated remotely. When triggered, a pump transfers the saline into the sacks so the willy becomes erect.

So this gay fella could essentially maintain an erection for as long as he desired, remote controlled. He was quite happy with it. Technology eh?

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peng ting's gagging for it yet you do NOTHING

>>221169942
true!

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who should l replace hitler with?

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what's for lunch then

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I will now visit your game shop.

>>221170005
that scene always makes me want to eat beans
might go cook myself some cowboy beans right now

>>221169968
Very creative solution, would be interested to know how fast it reaches an erect state and how long it takes to turn flaccid. Good on him and his bionic willy, might get one myself

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for me it's trashy goth women

>>221169299
hey missingcutiesaussie x

>>221170004
Karl Dönitz not available this time?

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… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching Miami F1 gp practice on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …

Mousey Does Dallas

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watching instagram reels of this balkan/southern guy with a pet rat with sound off, wonder why hes eating beans, turn the sound on and do some research and turns out hes from norfolk

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atheistfags are retarded

>He was arrested trying to scale the railings of the heavily-guarded embassy, and asked the armed diplomatic protection officers who detained him, "Why are you stopping me from making crimes?"
>"Why are you stopping me from making crimes?"

screaming

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he's getting some lush scran the day is he not is rTIm oh i think so

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>>221170166

>>221170149
norfolkovic

going to a posh pub for a meal, what do I wear?

>>221170163
even nothing didn't exist before the universe, mate

>>221170207
blog on you lucky bastard

>>221170207
yoga pants

>>221170221
don't want to go desu, but trying to do better socially
x

>>221170149
I swear some of you are retarded thats a normal looking old man

>>221169843
whats an SRSussy

>>221170243
sex reassignment surgery-pussy

>>221170149
mousenonce in 30 years

someone mind telling me why sophie dee has an american accent?

>>221170235
you'd rather be stuck at home alone on a lovely bank holiday weekend
wtf

>>221170100
old timmy 10 drinks

legit one of the weirdest things i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBWP29-bq7E

why did she make up all that shit about england?
and that accent is AWFUL

>>221170352
grow up grandpa, it's Sophie Rain's time now

police just broke into my house and kicked me in the head

hang on mate let me just interrupt my posting to watch that full video you've just posted

>>221170368
and then presumably just left, did they? all part of an anti-incel operation, is it?

> The number of homeless children in England could fill Wembley Stadium twice: 'A clear failure'

heatherfungus on a normal one

>Pensioner fury as triple lock under threat from top Labour group's plan
wtf i love sir kier now

>>221170401
your life revolves around /brit/ personalities
have a think about that mate

Morning team how are we all today?

>>221170438
EMPLOYED WOMAN!!!! YES!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

>>221170438
morning employed woman. I am well and hope you are also.

in other countries women will marry foreign men from other european countries just to get out of their own whilst british women are too ugly for that

sacked tranny! wooooooooo! willy willy willy

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*hands over the posting baton*

>>221170445
>>221170458
Morning team, nice to see you so positive and happy :)

>>221170490
Fuck off piehead

>>221170517
boring video

>>221170519
piemong btfo

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>>221170490

just invented a new word "wrongthink". what we saying lads? not bad for something i just made up myself just now

im passing the phone to someone who moves like a bhenchod
*rorke appears on screen*

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>>221170438
I parked in this car park (Aldi) for 5 minutes a few weeks ago. The shop was closed, so I went across the road to Tesco to get some milk and then got back in the car and left.

I now have a £70 fine

I'm wondering how I go about refuting this?

What's wrong with non-whites taking up Europe as long as they're fellow Christians?

>>221170615
europe isnt christian

>>221170605
would have made more sense if she was the one texting

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MARK GOULD - Jailed for 11 years for selling dodgy streams to premier league matches

DIWAN KHAN - jailed for 12 years for raping a 15 year old girl after plying her with ecstasy and vodka

Starmer Britain!

what rorke doesnt know cant hurt him.

do you think cauliflowers know they're mogged by broccolis?

>>221170611
should have follow the rules then shouldn't you

>>221170611
Go in and ask the staff they can do something about it. I don't know the specifics as I don't drive but we quite regularly have customers come in with parking fines and they speak to a manager who is able to cancel it or something

>>221170665
never heard no one go "cor broccoli and cheese"

broccoli is the beta here. stay in your lane and pipe down

>>221170665
they must

>>221170685
Did you stop the lessons?

Leftypol stop killing the west mate

>>221170703
Had to mate, got narcolepsy

i still think "rape" as meaning "pulled her down a dark alley and force fucked her" but i must remember rape today usually means "she didn't explicitly consent to sex after shagging a man on a night out"

pint gf

>>221170709
I get narcolepsy reading your posts because they're so boring

>>221170705
he won't

Its occured to me that EW is a bit like spongebob
>works a menial job but loves it
>always full of joy
>can't pass her driving test

>>221170724
You already made that joke multiple times piehead

>>221170686
corrliflower

no cap these prawn flavour crisps are mid
unc deadass taking Ls, its giving midlife crisis aura

I refuse to apologise Tilde I'm not your ex-boyfriend Kyle aka Ebin (named after a little anime girl he wants to fuck) so you cannot cower me into apologising

all the lads from /brit/ will be voting for kemi baddienoch at the next election, our favourite black dommy mommy

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baby duckbergs

>>221170781
She's got a lovely big bottom

>>221170781
the UK has never elected a brown PM. Even Gordon Brown, a white man, wasn't elected in a public vote.

>>221170804
if leftypol votes for anybody other than kemi then he's a racist

>>221170804
gordon brown was elected
as was rishi sunak

wanna get into counter strike but cs2 honestly looks garbage

>>221170826
how about you get into growing the fuck up

>>221169187
where's the irony

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>>221170826
play css then

im a grown up that posts about poo and rages at fictional characters on 4chan

>>221170822
Factually incorrect. Gordon Brown replaced Tony Blair mid-term and Rishi Sunak replaced Boris Johnson mid-term.

The UK has never elected a brown prime minister. Ever. Don't ever reply to me again you cunt.

just had an absolute corker of a wank

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mental how martha from doctor who hasn't aged

>>221170850
the uk has never elected any prime minister you massive yankified freak

>>221170838
Because jews and browns tell white British people how they should live all the time

staring into the cat's soul as she stares into mine

>>221170850
Notably neither were even elected in a party vote since they both got in unopposed.
The Tories literally changed the rules so only Sunak would get in too, he would have been crushed if Mordaunt qualified.

>>221170854
>Tattoos
Dropped

>>221170850
raped that unelected candidate

I exclusively base my vote on who I want to be prime minister

Need the state abolished pronto

>>221170882
Mummy mordaunt

Staring into the cats asshole as she stares into mine

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>>221170854

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reform

just given the car a clean
wiping off the alloys and have been reminded how often i've kerbed the bastard over the last six years
c'est la vie

>>221170972
now thats what i call rorke

>>221170972
Leftypol still saying the brown party is racist. Bizarre how he has no coherent arguments just histrionics

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>>221170924
excellent post.
retvrn to self determiniation. decentralise society.

>>221171002
>Fluoride stare

black pussy changed rorke

>>221171002
Hannah looks like she would put a glove on before she wanks you off

>>221170965
Shame about the tits

>>221171023
that's zoomers

Post THAT webm, you know the one

>>221170734
also bent and autistic

>>221170924
>>221171022
Impossible now because communities and cohesion have been destroyed and people demand big state take care of them for everything

>>221171037
she'd give you a short bit on how it's vile but she understands men have needs

>>221170826
>>221170844
cs is one of those games that got worse with each new version

1.6 was perfect. mechanics, movement, everything
css was slightly better graphics but they ruined a few aspects
csgo and cs2 are basically cod

if only they had just upgraded the graphics and kept everything else the same

*runs around the thread rubbing your cheeks*

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>>221171065
Corr

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energy generation now

blow up every nigger

>>221171085
pumpkin

>>221171097
not allowed.

>>221171066
meanwhile in reality theyre all the exact same game with different graphics

Mousey wants to have sex with a horse.

>>221171095
thats not on mate, not on at all

>>221171021
Sir High IQ

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>>221171121
Foul play!

>>221171088
would shag that filipino mum rotten. have her legs locked around me and having her screaming and hollering

>>221171053
the red dog sticking his fingers up

>>221171143
But you'd need to leave your bedroom first

>>221170844
I just know that cs source is dead here before I even install it

Lego is overpriced. I can buy almost identical stuff from China for around a quarter of the price. I really doubt those extra microns of accuracy that Lego has is really worth the four-fold price increase.

>Marks out of 10?
>9.
sorry bud it's over