pringles-edition prev >>221186105
cum con sex
should i toil tomorrow and make 1.5x wages or just lie around hungover
>>221187966aaaaaaaaaaa wtf is that
Do you ever just get emotional thinking about Secretariat?
Sad how Vegas turned from a place where you could get good deals on everything to another rich people playground
>>221187982SEX
drunk driving right now because im a badass
>>221188000vegas was built as a rich folk playground, you dummy
>>221188007
>>221188000when's the last time you went to vegas
Feeling puffy
>>221187982Do not toil on the day of Sabbath.
>>221188035
>>221188023lmao
>>221187966is this what it looks like when a pokemon evolves
>>221188023Jarvis put fentanyl and meth up my assNow have a russian supermodel kneel on my neck for 15 minutes
What would you do in this situation?
>>221188055bitch thats my thigh, not my penis*glasses her with a beer bottle and makes her give me head*
>>221188055this would unironically never happen
>>221188041thought that was a black bear for a sec
>>221188055Send the video to her dad.
>>221188055"Im not into feet"
Anyways
I need a fix cause I'm going down o algo
>>221188055nothing would happen and you would almost definitely be accused of rape 1 year later and go to prison for 10 years for not raping her and then the entire time you'd be furious because you could've raped her and the outcome would've been the same
I could really use some feet to cum on right about now
>>221188094HAPPINESSis a waaaarm gun (BANG BANG SHOOOOOT SHOOT)
I'm sorry for posting pictures of self harm in the last thread. It's not fair to subject you guys to that.I'm also sorry for the escort blogposting. It's disgusting that I've been doing this, and an escort denying me is a good thing because it saves me money and dignity.
>>221188055cum in my pants and immediately lose interest
>>221188116WHY DONT WE DO IT IN THE ROAD
i'm scared
>>221188130of?
Sing some church hymns
>>221188007Retardt. former DWIer
>>221188124Hang in there broski
>>221188132idk im' just scared all the time
Not a fan of the leafchud
>former
Dogberg pulled the leash out of my hand to run after some critter and I yelled trying to get her back
>>221188172Yeah. Nearly a year sober
>The story was fake! The Dommy mommy execs are NOT forcibly raping sensitive young men! Short JP Morgan NOW the stock is going into freefall when all these new applicants cancel their job interviews.
All this drunk posting makes me wish i bought alcohol sadly all stores stop selling at 9pm here which is gay
>>221188184
Sam Tallent is a good comedian
>>221188124it's OK bro we all have low points.
>>221188199i'm hungover from drinking in the morning and all this talk is motivating me to become ascended
>>221188191this is the kind of quality OC I come here for
>>221188147*hugs*it will be okay
>>221188124No one wants to see that pathetic shit get a hold of yourself.>an escort denying me is a good thing because it saves me money and dignity.It's a whore you shouldnt worry about it. it's like caring what a farm animal thinks
you guys only fucking drink on the days I cant, and when I can youre all wet blankets
what even is this captcha
/cum/ is a crossfaded general
anyone been here long enough to remember LeMonopolyMan?
>>221188141if George Washington were alive today he would defend my god given right to booze and cruise
>>221188240kys
>>221188233faggot
>>221188240YesI remember him posting but I was too new to /cum/ to figure out his style and personality, then he left shortly after I arrived.
>>221188238so true
>>221188233nigga drinking in the middle of a tuesday just isn't feasible for me. i've tried it and it would result in me losing my job and becoming homeless. idk wtf u want me to tell u.
>>221188245how would george even know what a car is
Does sucking dick really give you jaw gains?
>>221188271yeah
Made offDon't strayMy kind's your kindI'll stay the same
>>221188261Drinking on the job absolutely is feasible you just can't handle it. You need to up your skill level
>>221188251nothing faggoty about having to work, you n****r
>>221188264Early proto-types had already been developed during his lifetime
>>221188294faggot
>>221188271How do you think clavicular got those jaws
>>221188264that's right Mr. Washington, it's a horseless carriage and these godless sodomites are trying to restrict my right to traverse public roads with an ale in my hand
iran out of weed and the struggle isreal
Don't ever question the Founding Fathers you insolent shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZ1oa-LbjQ
>>221188271the semen is also a vital source of protein and zinc
I constantly take my headphones off to check and make sure they aren't playing too loud because i have a paranoia about others hearing
How do I stop jestermaxxing
>>221188295>62,000cc
>>221188344Jesus probably looked like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAW8CoH_lN0
>>221188352This song is like shoegaze metal
>>221188349>no replacement for displacement sonny
>>221188233What are you drinking?
>>221188364semen
>>221188346based and considerate autismo
>>221188271>>221188328The body metabolized testosterone into estrogen, so sucking dick and eating cum feminizes you.
>>221188364Im NOT drinking, thats the problem
>>221188358No idea what just happened here
>>221188378What's autistic about it
I’m be doinking of beer :]
>>221188382
>>221188382retarded boomers built a custom muscle car with 1,000hp and auto transmission. this caused the torque converter to constantly wear on the rear drum brakes (ancient technology) and overheat them. basically turned the pads into a honeyglazed donut so when he went to apply the brakes they were slick as butter and they slammed full speed into the car ahead of them. this is why you don't pair 1,000hp 21st century engine tech with 60 year old brakes.
During the Permian extinction this entire region erupted and spewed lava. The effects of this event caused 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species to go extinct forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIiVp3poe2c
The older I get the more jest-maxxers irritate me. There's a time and place for jesting like on /cum/, but can't stand the type of fella to be in permanent jest-mode irl
>>221188414That’s interesting. I didn’t know about that,
This is Calcutta. Bohemia is dead
>>221188437One of the only species to survive the Permian extinction was lystrosaurus. They spread over the deserted wasteland and by the early triassic made up more than 90% of all land vertebrates, a figure of dominance that no other animal has ever come close to reaching
>>221188402I falsely assumed your behavior was driven by autism rather than a strong vigilance and concern of those within your presence
>>221188379sounds like heterosexual propaganda
>>221188452Freaky looking dude
>>221188450Bohemia is alive, I've been there
>>221188470turn your screen on
>>221188475Where the h*ck is that?
its time
>>221188479Ah fuck you just boomed me
bros my soccer team won
>>221188495you should orgasm in celebration
>>221188469Retard
>>221188414is this the best place on Earth for fossil hunting?
>soccer
>>221188484Part of Cesky Krumov Castle in the region formerly known as Bohemia
>>221188504I gooned before the game ended
are siberian traps gay?
>>221188505im not reading that
>>221188509theres no baseball or hockey on so what else am I supposed to watch
>>221188518Important question…
>>221188510Why'd you visit in 2022, summer vacation?
>>221188508Not really, but there are tons of ice age specimens there, like this mummified baby mammoth
>>221188522Fact check: I went to a bar earlier and they had NHL on the tv
>>221188495I only care if there's a red card or hat trick involved
haha whoaa dude I just had a freaking beer manim so heckin DRUK XD
>>221188535hurrs/flyers is the most boring series in NHL history since hurrs/sens
>>221188528Yes indeed
Thread has become catty and gayTime to go
>>221188563Has it?
>jeet hockey adaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
that one fag left, time to shift the conversation over to manly stuff like car maintenance and shooting guns
>>221188578I don't know how to fix cars or shoot guns
>>221188550Did you kiss any cute girls?
>>221188578anime?
>>221188588No I was too much of a pussy, but I did kiss some British slags when I visited Poland in 2024
>>221188038>.t man that has never known a hard day's work in his life
shooting gock
Apparently Tesla is very cheap in Canada now
cant wait for the next /cum/ Meetup
>>221188599khhv?
let's all go to bed at the same timeCountdown starts now 60 seconds
>>221188660your mom's very cheap on $5 tuesdays
>>221188660I only see injuns driving teslas
>>221188676bodied that freak
>>221188660Probably because shitlibs don’t want to be seen driving a Muskmobile, even though he dindu nuffin politically
>>221188676>>221188679A model 3 is only 29k USD in Canada compared to 43k in the US
LOL
>>221188705No it's because we dropped the tariffs on Chinese EVs allowing Tesla to sell us their cars that were made in China instead of California
>>221188741Tesla sales dropped in Canada before the Chinese EV deal went through thoughbeit
>>221188705he's going to have to do more politically though because libshits lost their minds at him and are threatening all sorts of political retaliation. so essentially he's boxed in.
oh so NOW the left is gonna lose their minds?
>>221188796LMAO
>>221188789was that when we found out that canada is poorer than every state but mississippi?
>Muh GDP
>>221188720hopefully BYD will be allowed to sell here soon.
piece of SHIT AI gen just decided to add a shitty sunglasses effect to the model I was using
>>221188789Tesla said it's because of the tariffs THOUGH
>>221188858classic 'toss
Fuck it I’ll buy a Chinese car. But I want the Hongqi.
>>221188881Buy my pussy
>>221188890Ok deal
>>221188881the honky LOL
Competition is good actually
I caught the fucking flu again, my nose is dripping like a faucet
>>221188055tell the hooker to get out of my car
>>221188923You’re good actually
fucking NIGGER of an Xbox keeps crashing
Think of your many years of procrastination; how the gods have repeatedly granted you further periods of grace, of which you have taken no advantage. It is time now to realise the nature of the universe to which you belong, and of that controlling Power whose offspring you are; and to understand that your time has a limit set to it. Use it, then, to advance your enlightenment; or it will be gone, and never in your power again.
Watched Diabolique (1957)Bretty gud
dumb peanut poster
>>221188955God isn't real chud
>>221188955Speak for yourself, cherished Peanutposter. I intend to live forever.
>>221188958thats MY gimmick
>>221188955>not posting Beckynot reading
>>221188955Literally me
I'm smarter than all of you
>>221188955I love you
I will be living alone on my own dime for the first time ever soon. Give me money saving and general tips please and thank you.
woke: Fionabroke: yor
>>221188976it's not. shut up
>>221188988don't order doordash or ubereats or grubhub
>>221188999Im the one who started it, so yes, it is
>>221188955i just want to die at the earliest convenience thanks
I'm craving McDonalds but I spent too much this week.
I'm going blind
>>221189007Yeah I know that. I was more looking at good frugal meal ideas that are healthy/non slop
>>221189012proof?
>>221189026how can I prove it, we're all anonymous here
>>221189020Are you actually, it's not cool to say that if you aren't actually.
>>221189013are you aware you live in canada?
>>221189041you claim you started the gimmick yet refuse to provide proof.
>>221189043Yes, I can't read my hentai doujin without my glasses anymore and my eye sight was already bad enough
>>221189059the first occurence of 'dumb peanutposter' in /cum/ was posted by anonymous. Put 2+2 together, retard
I live in Banada. I bive in Bananada.
>>221189070im anonymous as well.
>>221189079that goes hand in hand with me saying 'we're all anonymous here'
New Canada meme same format
>>221189093>Saddam HusseinEpic
>>221189065Oh your vision is just getting worse. My vision was really bad as a teen already, need glasses to function. It's gotten a lot worse in the last few years.
we must RETVRN
>>221189073Bloody Blastard Banchod
>>221189089correct. now post proof you started this gimmick, else start gooning
hoping all the sugary drinks I had today make me crash out really hard tonight, I need some damn sleep
>>221189103My glasses are already thick as fuck I'm scared to go to the eye doctor.
>>221188988Something I came to understand about the price of groceries is that (with the exception of things like exotic and rare foods) the price tends to be proportional to how much time and effort is involved in cooking it.In the case of meat, some of the most expensive cuts are options like ribeye steak, which is fairly quick and easy to cook (at least once you know what you’re doing). The cheapest cuts tend to be the ones which are full of tough connective tissue, and require low and slow cooking methods like braising, such as shank.Likewise, in the case of carbs, bread is the quickest, easiest, and most expensive, while big sacks of rice are the cheapest carb, but have the most time-intensive preparation.Consequently, one of the best ways to save money in the long run is to invest in gadgets that make the preparation of the cheaper, higher effort foods into lower effort foods. For example, consider one of those Instapot type devices for braising and slow-cooking, and maybe a Zojirushi rice cooker for set-and-forget rice preparation. There’s an initial capital outlay, but then the grocery inputs you’re buying will be cheaper, so you breakeven in due time.
4chanada
4cock
>>221189125
>>221189100LOL
4cocks
>>221189143He cute
Not reading all that lmao
>>221189127>rice>time intensiveCooking rice takes 25 minutes and 24 of those minutes are doing nothing while it sits in the pot
>>221189093>>221189100Don’t blame me. I voted Ba’athist Party of Canada!
>yoo this muh Arab rappin homie, we call him "Saddam Insane"
lol, /pol/ is turning into /int/ lite with all their generals
>>221189125I have -5.25 bro. That's severe shortsighteness.
Everyone around me is getting married and having kids I'm such a fucking loser
drinking milk
>>221189160And how does that compare to bread that you don’t need to cook at all? Rice is the most time-intensive mainstream carb; maybe potatoes are comparable.
>>221189173I don't even know mine it's been more than a decade since I got it checked
>>221189176I’m not jealous at all because all my peers who are getting married are marrying obese women and Filipinas
Pokemon is just propaganda made by the Japanese evolution lobby
>>221189058acutely
>>221189192I'm functionally blind with my glasses at more than 10 feet. At less than 10 feet I won't trip over things but I can't even read titles on the spines of books at 2 feet away.
>>221189198coronavirus was a psyop by big poo to sell toilet paper
>>221189193I wish I can cope as well as you
I am officially out of toilet paper. There's no more toilet paper in my house. And I can't stop fucking blowing my nose because of this cold.
>>221189201the end is only a phone call away
gock talk
>>221189215Get a bidet
Indian people fear big loo
If Corona virus was so bad how come most of you guys survived like some of you are like the peak of bad health
Gonna get so high that my dick cums inside a man’s ass and it’s your ass by the way
>>221189215gonna have to sacrifice a towel
Lots of Canadians posting tonightThis is a good thing
>>221189215toilet paper is unironically a good investment. You can get like 9 rolls for 4-5 bucks and they last a long time if you just use 2 squares per blow
I wonder how many /cum/ regulars have died
>>221189216i've heard the cleaning staff are not quite so easily hired
>>221189215>>221189235https://youtu.be/n0GXo7Pajj4
>>221188858Could someone maybe perhaps explain this 'toss?
>>221189178fuck you that's not your gimmick
Reminder that Americans will tolerate eating bull cock and balls on TV and having tarantulas crawl on their boners on Fear Factor but they'll freak out if you swim in a lake in the nude or if they catch a glimpse of your bare ass when changing clothes in nature
>>221189240You can beat inflation by buying a large quantity of toilet paper and other non-perishable goods from places like Costco, as long as you have the space to store it
>>221189238maybe it's time...
>>221189250https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irrational_number
>>221189262
>>221189257did you forget to turn off your proxy?
>>221188858upper left of the pentagram
What does sex smell like to you?
>>221189244You can always pull an Anna Karenina if you are desperate
Namefags need to be gargling truck stop glory hole cock cum instead of posting in our social club
>>221189282im a khhv volcel
if America invaded Canada there would be unprecedented levels of BWC breeding ebony queens and the entire war would end in a giant tidal wave of cum
>>221189288
>>221189127>Consequently, one of the best ways to save money in the long run is to invest in gadgets that make the preparation of the cheaper, higher effort foods into lower effort foods. For example, consider one of those Instapot type devices for braising and slow-cooking, and maybe a Zojirushi rice cooker for set-and-forget rice preparation. There’s an initial capital outlay, but then the grocery inputs you’re buying will be cheaper, so you breakeven in due time.Yeah I was thinking I am going to buy a slow cooker and definitely a rice cooker as well. Probably going to get a Costco like membership so I can buy eggs in bulk too. Lots of Greek Yogurt and eggs await me
>>221189289>our social clubSopranos reference? :O
>>221189276No, did you forget to visit the pharmacy to obtain your prescription medication?
>watching american tv stream>every commercial is trying to convince me to sports gamble, ask my doctor for experimental drugs, or sue somebody
>>221188055I wish my gf would wear a pound of makeup like this.
>>221189305Yeah. Fuck you want, a boutonnière?
>>221189304Those sorts of devices are also good for cooking up large batches of food that you can portion out and freeze, and reheat as desired. I can’t stand eating the same thing for a few days straight, so that sort of system works well for me.
>>221188409>this caused the torque converter to constantly wear on the rear drum brakesWhat? That makes no sense. A torque converter has no connection to or control over the brakes.It looks like maybe the throttle got stuck open and the driver panicked. If he'd been riding the brake pedal with his foot for whatever reason that may have overheated them.
>>221189319him eepy
>>221189319Very allegorical
>>221189331You have to hold the brakes constantly on an automatic in order to stop it from moving at idle. With a manual you just disengage the clutch or put it in neutral. Every time they had to stop and idle the brakes were getting cooked by the sheer amount of torque being applied to the brakes. There's an entire Youtube vid from the boomers themselves explaining exactly this, go look it up if you don't believe me nigga.These retards should've used ceramic disc brakes that don't overheat and fade the way drums do. Once they reach a certain temp it's like pressing two smooth pieces of glass together and expecting them to slow you down.
>watch canadian sports stream>the canadian team lost again
I don't want to readI don't want to listen to musicI don't want to watch any movies or TVI don't want to play video gamesI don't even want to jerk offAll I have the motivation to do is eat, shitpost, and piss myself off by looking at the news.Please help
>>221189304the costco egg price is not significantly better than competing grocery stores. that staple item is not one that sees large discounts on bulk packaging.
>>221189378Calvin's mom hasn't heard of GG Allin
>>221189361Cutting out ragebait is probably a good place to start. Maybe seek out ways to engage with the physical world around you more, or even with your local community.
>>221189384We love are GG Allin don’t we folks
Doggohttps://youtu.be/pO484lp33q8?si=aYJ8f9aFXUvxhavh
>>221189421Awoooo
>>221189376Costco like store. I am moving to a place with no Costco. I've researched my egg prices there, it's almost 1/2 the price if you buy in bulk at that store. And that's only 30 eggs in the smallest amount. And I read eggs last 3-5 weeks. So even at 3 weeks I can easily crush 10 eggs a week. Hard boiled 4-5 is a great easy quick breakfast.
I hear a firetruck (ambulance?) blaring it's sirensThis is the life of cityfolk
>>221189384>>221189398Watching GG get pissed on, puke it up, and pissed on some more is no exaggeration the funniest thing I've ever seen
>>221189421she's LITERALLY me!
>>221189298your honor this is a clear case of entrapment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc9_bTWHGxo
corr just did a good poobergchrysanthmum'd dat bitch
whered everybody go
>>221189554I'm still hereThese other bozos probably went to bedLosers LMAO
>>221189554
>>221189557>/cum/ in 2026 cant even make it to RNH on a saturday nightsad!
>>221187966Insects are fucking despicable and disgusting. Why did God make these things so freaky? Molting is fucking gross. People who keep pet tarantulas or scorpions are fucked in the head. I can understand snakes or reptiles, although I still think its a huge red flag too. But I can at least understand the appeal. But spiders? I genuinely fear the people who keep that in their house. I think they're deeply hateful of mankind or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QmPCrC7uXw
>>221189589ARROWHEADSARROWHEADSARROWHEADS
>>221188191Great post
>>221189595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMK7IHF69Sc
>>221189421How is she still so thin and healthy looking when she drinks like a fish? She should be dead from liver failure already. How are Japanese people human tanks? No matter how poor their lifestyle it doesn't effect their bodies.
>>221189609it's called ganbaru stupid gaijin
Morning, boyim
>>221189609Fall seven times, get up eight
made a thread on a board, lets see who bites
>>221189637which one is it? I'll reply to it.
>>221189558phwiar cute arsed kittingtonshire diss wun
>>221189637*glomps and doesn't let go* >:3
>>221189479I, the leaf who posted the pic, am not the same leaf who was ACKposting and to whom you were replying
>>221189436I like to eat 4 eggs with every breakfast
>>221189637which one faggot
>>221189673Dude right. Eggs are GOATed. The nutrient profiles on them are insane too. I can't believe there are people who eat only egg whites. I can't even think of a good analogy as to how dumb that is.
I think my underwear has the most visible skid marks out of anyone's itt
>>221189695I never have any skid marks as a bidet chad
remember when you could find cool new music on /mu/ instead of having to filter out 90% of the board
>>221189719No
>>221189710so true
>>221189695>>221189710>shitposthehe
>>221189719It became unusable around 2019Not a coincidence that that's also the year when good music stopped coming out
>>221189731>>221189731New
