North Korean Embassy edition
>can't wait to finish this run and post about it on /brit/. that will rile them up>can't wait to finish having sex and post about it on /brit/. that will rile them up>can't wait to finish being out and post about it on /brit/. that will rile them upAbsolute fucking sad sacks with this board on their minds 24/7
*is pale and sexy and mathematical in your path*
This video podcast interview is brutal for 97-99 Zillennial babies that missed out on lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jqyklYKjMU
>>221192857SIXSEVEEEEN
If it doesn't scan correctly that's a "freebie"
aff tae beach x
>>221192873fat
>can't wait to finish this poo and post about it on /brit/. that will cheer them upgood ladsx
did my first weighted pull ups. was only +4kg but it was easy so
>>221192899hope you get eaten by a shark
>>221192903two poos yesterday but none so far today
Born... In to a pack...
I've never gone out to do something and come back and felt the need to blogpost about it on /brit/ immediately after to "own" /brit/. Can't imagine what kind of freakish ghoul creature feels the need to do that
>>221192907sharks are docile and lovely
cho chang
>>221192899skelingtonspooky scary skelington
don't think blogposting is to "own" anybody. it's just blogposting
>>221192911still time mate, we're all gonna make poo come out of our bums
>>221192903oh my daysliterally me rn
blogposting to own the libs
>>221192959blud in his jammies cute x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTs7h3rR7DU
>>221192959:)
>>221192983better timesit'll never be like this again
blogposting on /brit/feels like... victory
>>221192983*pinches her arse as she walks past*
>>221193005foy
>>221192983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HpCJov3Uj0:(
>>221192993you can't even smoke on a plane these days
we all post blogs but do we ever bloat pogs? worth thinking about
>toilet posting on your phone while in your pyjamas sums up /brit/
How come we trust the mediaeval sources that describe Christians being martyred by pagan Norsemen and Muslims, but whenever a chronicler mentions a Christian being killed by Jews it's discredited as 'blood libel'? And every time too?
sick of my chud life
my hand smells weird
>>221192905seems a peculiar number to start at
>>221193060hope it get better mate, mine has improved recently, yours can toox
might go for an incel walk and listen to stellaris ost on repeat and wear my madoka magica hoody
>>221193066mine does this when i put my finger in my belly button and sniff it
>>221193043>pyjamasFOY
Never had THIS many tinder likes I don't even know what to do my DICK is going to HATE ME if I don't [read more...]
I just learned a new expression "shit stabber" and I love it
>>221193059i don't know mate. ask a historian or something
>>221193026those pizzas are probably all dead now
>>221193066my hand smells faintly of soapthat's nice
I always toilet post to tell /brit/ of my poos
>>221193092>a historian*an historian
just smelled my hand
>>221193067the thing i use to add the weight weighs 2kg by itself so it throws normal weight conventions off a bit. i could have stuck 5kg on there but then im lifting 7kg and maybe that would have been a bit too far to try
nigger
might smell my hand
Sir Whiffy Digits
feel like having my hand smelled
just licked my hand
Sir Pongy Palm
sir hand sniffer
>>221193144>smelledFOY FOY FOOOOOYYYYY
now we've probably got 1 or 2 slow typing lads clacking out their desperate-to-fit-in "something something smell hand" posts so let's all be patient until those remaining posts dribble out
you can really date a piece of media from being from approximately 2005-2010 by whether tivo gets mentioned in it
just done a black poo. must be from the guiness
>>221193167
>>221193175just smell my fucking hand
something something smell hand
touching my nose
finger probably went through the toilet paper
call me afghan dan coz I live in smellhand province
>>221193190or colon cancer
la cucaracha
>>221193215one can only hope
>>221193215Sir Vibe Killer
>>221193074dont think so mate x
sir bame pooer
genuinely love our little island, except of course those parts inhabited by the w*lsh and sc*tch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0LaDc7RY0Q
have had 3 cups of tea
>>221193251>genuinely love our little islandNo; you don't.
1 episode of peep show a day with the lass to help her understand english
>>221193251cringe nationalism
>>221193202
fuck me david guetta has made some absolute shite songs, horrible producer
what did youtube mean by this?
>>221193254rad that
>>221193309'
>>221193309nigga it's your algorithm
what is your glow up routine lad
>>221193335collapsed when i watched a milf video and she was younger than me
>>221193335there are always older ones though
I love eating oats so much because the fiber gives you proper poos
>How did you know I'm Irish!?
>>221193356howling. unc feels. seeing my old friends' wives get older was a reality check
>>221193357steady there wayne rooney
>>221193348shower and a spray of lynx
>>221193307some bangers though:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777804617077178.mp4
>>221193335alri geoff
Got that lady thing where I'm more attracted to SLUTS who are about 2-5 years older than me SLUUUUUUTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSent from my iPhone
>>221193383clown
>>221193412molested in his youth by a promiscuous older girl award
6 months of sheer willpower of diet and exercise and I'm back on top
>>221193435ktim and it all goes to shit tomorrow after i wake uphave become a little slug of a man unable to stick to a diet since the coof
Got the 2007 TNA on
>>221192853isnt that the house from Outnumbered?
>>221193424Never molested. One time though an upperclassman fingered her clay in clay class in front of me and kept offering to drive me home in her emerald Volvo V70. Do you think I'd lie to you?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777788533814274.webmanyone need some engines?
>>221193477no I believe you my post was intended in good humour
might ask the missus to molest me tonight
he wears his fart safety-pinned to his ass crack, his ass crack is all that he knows
3 weeks into the cut and i am down 1 kg but that's ok because i wanted to shave off body fat while keeping most of my weight. no idea how much body fat i've lost maybe none lol
>must rush onto /brit/ to tell them how im not thinking about them
might go and sit in a coffee shop like a faggot
>>221193515it's impossible to lose fat without losing just as much, if not more muscle unless you're on roids
>>221193532Popped me
why is this whole website just people accusing each other of seething and having a meltdown? why are zoomers so unoriginal
what do brits say instead of basementunderroomies?
gfowitz went to the same school as me, however i started going there the same year she was born
>>221193564based
>>221193538nah if you've built actual muscle it doesnt take much to maintain it, and if you do lose some it's very easy to gain backyou're just confusing fat for muscle and strength which is common
rorke telling his son that all black people in the UK are unemployed leechesleftypol "accidentally" painting his son's room pink and constantly asking him if he "feels like a girl on the inside"
CORR SNIFF THAT
>>221193564hope to God you're talking about a primary school
>>221193557most homes here do not have basements, so there isnt a particular word for it, we say basement. some try hard freak just thought to correct you about something that doesnt exist
>>221193557cellaror basement is also fine xor sex dungeon x
>
>>221193608grow up
>>221193538i dont mind losing some muscle mass if it gets me leaner
>>221193564so you're either a nonce or 36+ and literally double her age
>>221193614>grow up
>>221193630come on lad i'm retarded at maths but surely american education can't be this bad
>>221192885>This video podcast
jarvis play Can't Stop by the red hot chilli peppers
>>221193659yea i posted that without thinking much didnt i obviously you dont go to school right out of the womb haha
>>221192853Huh, you're right, that actually is North Korea's embassy in London
>>221192885feels good to be born a couple years before. really lived up those years as an infant i did
Got the ‘20 Million Miles To Earth’ (1957) on
>>221192875It's crazy how attractive she is and I have no idea why. She's not my usual type at all
Steak knife, card sharkCon job, boot cutSkin that flick, she's such a little DJGet there quick by street but not the freewayTurn that trick to make a little leewayBeat that nic, but not the way that we playDogtown, blood bathRib cage, soft tail
get the poo doneget the wank had
>>221193696might go there and claim asylum
right so this isn't funny any more, where do I find a job
Happy Birthday To YouHappy Birthday To YouHappy Birthday Princess CharlotteHappy Birthday To YouHip Hip Hurray!
feeling like a loser, think i'll watch police bodycam video slop of retard americans ruining their lives over minor infractions that escalated needlessly to feel better about myself
>>221193715not sure youre really meant to pay attention to his lyrics cause its all just gobbledegook
>>221193726We should start a life coaching business
>>221193726Right here *unzips trousers*
>>221193731Might do that as well. Those are the best videos on youtube
>>221193696recently sold to South Korea
rorke getting a job going classroom to classroom on how to not fuck your life up like he did
>>221193753*bzzt bzzt*AW HELLL NAW HE JUST SHOT HIM!! OFFICUH HE JUST SHOT HIM!!!
>>221193756Huge improvement
>>221192853
this 4th coffee was a bridge too far I feel unwell now and I'm bursting for a jobby
>>221193753For me it's the ICE lot taking the illegal migrants away and if they're Hispanic or Black they get called race traitors. There's the one where the woman drove into them and was shot and the gormless protesters were surprised they had live ammuniotion.
hes fuming
Being forced to watch fit teenagers in tight joppers do horse jumping instead of playing vidya. FML
anxiously awaiting tobys football predictions for today
>"table for one again, sugar?"
>>221193804That's a terrible shame. Where are you watching this so I can avoid watching it?
>>221193804Those boys do love riding horses.
>>221193819Uncanney Valley levels of AI fake, although I can't wait until it improves to a level where AI is inidistinguishable from real
reckon wogs get tricked by AI more than people
>>221193841the top end stuff is indistinguishable but it costs money
>>221193822Literally any equestrian centre at the weekend
can't decide what colour shed paint to get
Good luck in Celebrity Traitors, Mousey!
4chan should put a google on the site so you can google whats on 4chan right now
might commit ethnic cleansing (in a video game)
rse
>>221192853I sent a letter here asking for a flag when I was a teenager (which they sent me btw), and this situation genuinely came up on my background check when I was applying for defence jobs. Fuck knows how.
>>221193944Did you get a defence job?
>>221193819Yes I would love a Hansumbger steak, hot blef sandhich and a soup and sandhion
cyberpunk 2077 would be the best video game ever made if it wasn't such a buggy piece of shit
haven't seen ziedy about much lately
>got me medical weed card>first order was some £6/g cinderella 99>meh>ordered some of the £11/g stuff>still mehhow the fuck are these legal companies growing shit thats worse and more expensive than black market stuff
any poo man in?
>>221193956I had a friend applying for national security clearance, was being vetted by a white bloke and a british oriental girl and he got asked what kind of porn he liked (it's east asians) and from what he said she was fit
hullo hullo we are the billy boys
>>221192875remember when she did that documentary about why the vaccine is completely reliable and how anyone who refuses it should be ashamed of themselves
>>221194003he had a bit of a nervous breakdown when Sir Rosenior got fired and stopped posting>>221194022>he got asked what kind of porn he likederm
>>221194018grow up
>>221194017>hmmm why isn’t my MEDICINAL weed super strong and get me really high like the illegal stuff? this is what weed does to a nigga mental
>>221194037They know because they monitor your internet - they just want to see you tell the truth about something potentially embarassing to you so if you're being blackmailed down the line you'll speak up and tell them
>>221194022From what he said he got laid or just an awkward horny lopsided moment? Because let me tell you about horny lopsided moments, I thrive in them and never behave self-destructively in them
buller buller buller buller*tips over a plant stand*
>>221193974feel the same way about fallout new vegas
>>221193974>>221194075this but with fortnite
Lets get the Sainsbury's Chicken and Bacon pastry slice into the Ninja Foodie Air Max Air Fryer for 14 minutes at 140 degrees celcius
>>221193906thin layer of green so that over time it fades to green brown and blends in with the plants and looks magical
>>221194075don't remember fnv being particularly buggy, it was developed by competent people rather than beth*sda you see
>>221194053meant to be pain relief, should be strong really
>>221192853they didn't even give the bloke a chance to move his car before they built the fence around it
>>221194103me? put everything at 200c cba doing it properly
mousey selling flutes outside ibrox for 50p
>>221193956Yeah lol
weedmongs love their weed don't they
>>221194115cackle
>>221194116not really relieving pain as much as distracting from the pain innit, still don’t think medical stuff should be as strong as the illegal shite keep the thc and cbd fairly balanced
>>221194115crumblign
mad how famous people could completely destroy their career just by tweeting "nigger"
>>221194062He didn't shag her, it was just an embarrassing moment. I reckon it would be far more embarassing to be into jailbait or barely legal or twinks if you were of the homosexual persuasion desu, or scat or amputees. Imagine having to spill that
>>221194137they're like chocoholics but for mary joanna
>>221194103grim runtslop just had some mediterranean veg in the air fryer with sea bass fillets myself
>>221194148Even Mr. Bean
>>221194022Yeah they asked me about my porn preferences as well. It's generally to find out if you have anything blackmailable really that would be used against you to expose company secrets lol
might go on one of my famous nightwalks. stopped doing them ever since i got a car and it seems to correlate with my recent weight gain
>>221194176What are your porn preferences?
>>221194185had a nightwalk last night me
>>221194113yea but the tooling is essentially the same as what was used for fallout 3 (and even oblivion if I wanna go there). maybe janky fits better here.
>>221194185right why are they famous then
>>221194185have one of my world famous wanks instead
>>221194148alri Anne Hegerty, aka "The Governess"
>>221194115hate these bizarre AI videos titled something like Ricky Gervais slams talk show host then literally nothing of the sort happens in the video
>>221194176I think they're aware we all have embarassing things, it's more are we prepared to fess up and own them so they can't be used against us? As somone attracted to 25 to 35 year old conventionally attractive women with no weird fetishes, I have nothing to worry about.
>>221194198Genuinely lesbian and JAV, and then I had to explain what JAV was lol
>>221194209suck my famous nuts nigga!!
>>221194185are you lachie? of lachie's nightwalks?wow great to meet you, big fan
>>221194242wouldnt know as i wouldnt watch that shite i just nicked the thumbnail for /brit/
>>221194247Isn't that basically every perversion then? See this is why you guys need me, I can help you. I'll learn how to do magic or something
norwood reaper has done me in
I likes the oriental ones
>>221194304if you have to, thinning is what you wantwhen its just receding, it makes you look like chud
mad how there are literally no video games to play any more. they're all gone
Need a tinder gimmick, something a lady might find amusing that'll distract from my obvious derangement. Maybe something like a picture of me holding a hair dryer like it's a gun yelling FREEZE and then the next pic is of me cutting hair and smiling and blushing
I saw SeasideMark at a spoons in Waymouth yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now de lad?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “it lush, it lush, it lush” and tapping his pint glass with his bottle opener in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my drinking, and I heard him talking about his "TMAU", saying "some people smell it some people don't" as I walked off. When I came to the bar for another drink I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen trekkie brekkies in his hands without paying.
>>221194348utterly demented post
if i had no job i would just get an allotment and do gardening all day.
>>221194344Play the old ones
new red bull flavour for summer 26 is some kind of japanese lemon flavour.summer 26 is lining up to be awesome!
>>221194384phwoar is that a new product?
>>221194373YJK
Is it weird or immature for a 40 year old man to wear a full trackie, baseball cap, trainers and gold chain Not sportsy, just dressing to go to an appointment, the shop, on the train, etc. Cap is Monterrain, trainers are Air Max 95s. Chain is a curb one, not super thin, but not rapper thick either. Dressed this way since I was a teen but obviously not wearing the baggy white Lonsdales anymore, the ones I have now are Montirex, Nike and North Face and tighter fitting. Seen lots of other men on my estate with the same getup out and about, just curious though.
>>221194321I didn't mean anything offensive by oriental when I said it. I know some people don't like it but when you say Asian in an American context it's slitty eyed and yellow Asian, when you say it in a British context, it's brown Asian. I just didn't want to confuse
don't understand half these posts
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
just got molested by my uncle and now I'm chopping my willy off
>>221194404yes, a summer 26 limited edition flavour of red bull
bluds 40 :skull:
haven't showered in a week, haven't brushed my teeth, haven't wiped my bum as thoroughly as i perhaps shouldsuffice to say, i smell like poo
>lemon flavourso it's lemonade? how boring>JAPANESE lemon flavourthis is THE BEST flavour ever! bvsed and sovlfvl JAPANESE lemon!
>>221194373>don't have a BFwell yeah when you explain you have 7 huskies to any man they're gonna run a mile, duh>>221194409just know what exactly? care to explain in detail?>>221194426rorke has, he's been bangin on about 'slims again, so he'll answer shortly
>>221194446>runThen die at 27.
>>221194446>just know what exactly? care to explain in detail?i claim that this woman engages in sexual intercourse with her dogs
>>221194442it's actually lime
>>221194384don't like flavoured red bullthey tried and failed to compete with monster energy's lovely flavoured range of products. stick to the piss juice red bull!
driving > swimming > cycling >> running
>lime flavourso it's limeade? how boring>JAPANESE lime flavourthis is THE BEST flavour ever! bvsed and sovlfvl JAPANESE lime!
energy drinks give me heart palpitations
ah so it Japanese rime fravour
>>221194442osutorarian ramune
>>221194607Hey, buddy, don't let these guys get to you. Everyone has their own speed and the people who actually have to find their speed, well they're going to know their speeds, everyone else is going to get old and slam into the wall like, what's that game you play. No, not that one. Grand Theft Auto.
used to go to the pub and order 2 beers at the same time so the barkeep would think i was with a friend and not drinking alone, when in reality both beers were for me, and i'm an alcoholic who obviously loves getting pissed so it's two birds with one stone
>>221194607That's because they're poison.
>>221194384They are already selling it in Sainsbury's ok I have drank it!!
>>221194607i can drink 2 big ones before that happens
philippine lime/calamansi was a thing here briefly but it seems to have disappeared
>>221194644not illegal to be in a pub by yourself is it
>irishman throwing the game for hibs against celticgrim how much of a fix scotch ''''fitba'''' isnot so much one team getting it all their own way, more two teams being so dominant that every team and set of match officials has fans of the two who are willing to embarrass themselves
West Norwood reaper
>>221194681bit of a faux pas though
Mousey reading his sov cit document he got off Facebook when his mum asks him to clean his bedroom
youtube using 11gbs of ram
>>221194672fascinating
big sweaty breasts
>>221194605it's superior japanese lime that's been folded 1000 times
>>221194687the refs literally just allowed a hibs handball
>>221194370Bit gay to have this saved
>>221194749thanks for your shit comment, donal o'blarneystone
right well
>>221194767corrrrr fucking hell
>>221194707>faux pasno. Not at all. If you love drinking then go to bars where people are there to get drunk and you're in good company. If you prefer the sociable places but don't want to look like an oddball on your own then just pop in for one or two. Grab a newspaper, chat to the staff.Don't go somewhere lively and bright where everyone is having fun and sit there for hours drinking yourself silly alone.
the fences at train station should be banned as a fire hazard. i know they have the gate to the size but no one's opening that and getting through efficiently in an emergency. really tells you everything you need to know about society when their 3 quid for the ticket is more than your life
>>221194767there are bigger tits in /brit/!!!!
too big those. cartoonish
crikey thats a heaving bosom
poo shower then shopno booze though, maybe
NEW>>221194828>>221194828>>221194828
>>221194824Why don't you ever take me shopping?
