Belizean editionPrevious >>221228565
Accidentally called a full grown manjeet "mom" award
>Clavicular doin a Diddy dance
alberta bros?
>>221232019Belize is like Guatemala but Black and English speaking
Just found out my granddad once got drunk with his friends on a fishing trip and ending up crashing his boat into a reef and they had to swim back to shore
First time completing a station in KSP
>match with girl on dating app>talk for a few days>she mentions she has a kid who's 3>I'm like ok>convo going well, moves over to Facebook>look at her profile>her kid is a mulattoWelp. Into the trash it goes.
Gotta hop on a meeting in an hour.
>giving zoom zoom (you)s grim
>>221232132>Belize is just like Guatemala except for in every way
Latinas Lindas
>>221232157Good. If blacks can't raise their children then you shouldn't either
>>221232140Sounds like they had a Jimmy Buffett of a time
>>221232199Sage advice!
>>221232115made with ethically sourced khazarian milk?
>>221232157Onto to my dick she goes
He did nothing wrong
we love our footkike don't we folks
Canadians are the niggers of North America
>>221232157>>221232199Step up and be a man
i ate the silica gel
>>221232209Was she in Toronto or Montreal? I'm surprised that's as much of a thing in Canada as it is here.
>>221232222>barefoot like some hippie faggotYou dont deserve those quads
If you aren't willing to help a single mom raise her kids you aren't a real man
>>221232140Went on a sailing trip a few winters ago to a small island in the northern puget sound. One of the nights we were there, a boomer couple crashed their sail boat into the rocks during a storm. The woman drowned but they pulled the guy out of the water just in time
>>221232222Is that omni man? Isn't he gay? That's wrong (morally)
>>221232156is that hard?
Just obliterated a bug award
New Asmongold takehttps://youtu.be/82a-REPFpYQ
>>221232233Yes that's why I recommend not raising them. Cucking to some black dude is a move of desperation not manliness
Called the jeeta cashier at Tim Hortons a bitch last night LIKE A BOSS
>>221232314Fuck off racist
Footkrauts videos are such a waste of time. I am sorry nigga but this is like Filipino girl algorithm shit. I understand it can be ironically funny but come on, these are a time a dozen.
On this Asmongold Clips Youtube Channel you'll never quit finding all the funny Asmongold Moments with Mcconnell and the best Asmongold Highlights from the most popular games, like: Baldur's Gate 3, Helldivers 2, Starfield, Blizzard Diablo 4, The War Within & Hardcore Classic WoW, the record breaking MMORPG FFXIV, Path of Exile 2, sneak peeks from Gameplay of the upcoming Riot MMO and playthroughs of many other popular games like Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy 16, Elden Ring and more. Also Asmongold Reacts to a lot of content, such as World Record Speed Run of games, Drama and videos of some of the most interesting creators like penguinz0, Internet Historian, Emiru, Dunkey and more. Asmon is also known for his "The True Story of Asmongold", "Asmongold $2 Pizza" and "Asmongold $2 Steak", "Asmongold Room and House Tour" videos, the legendary Transmog Competitions and Mount Off competitions, Ban Appeals, Media Share streams, Reddit Recap Reactions and much more.
>>221232312Freeze peach is dead. They murdered infowars
>>221232289No not really. Most things in KSP are hard the first time you do it, then get much much easier once you know. Xonstructing a starion, for instance, is more an exercise in multi-mission planning and module design since by then you should really have a handle on rendezvous
>>221232277Gay? He was pounding hapa pussy
>>221232328No one will respect you. Not even the kid you raised
>>221230443No it is a short scale acoustic with a small bodyCalled the martin backpacker, I want to take it in the woods and pretend to be a druid or some gay shit
pacific islanders (samoans, native hawaiians, micronesians, etc) are almost as bad as niggersifykyk
>>221232377Were those hapas female (male)?
Slept for about 2.5 hours last night (fitfully).
rorke doing a shitleftypol doing something gay with it i don't know
Eating cereal with muscle milk
>>221232391based LARPer, you need a white robe and a crown made of tree bark and mossthrow seeds around so the birds will land on you and shit everywhere
>>221232391Do you car camp or backpack
>>221232413This nigga drinking carrageenan!
Under a Donald Trump defense proposal for 2027, spending would rise to $1.5tn, $445bn more than 2026 levels.
Would. I don't care
team rocket blasting off again
>>221232443Good. We need to defend against the Canadians coming here
hate it when ai makes my dick hard
>>221232454Don't you dare speak ill of pokemon
>>221232473Spread your legs bitch!!!!
>>221232452You can be the most bogged bitch on earth, twice divorced with three kids and still score a billionaire
>>221232496Helllll yeah brother Need me some hairy Asian cooch
>>221232504Bezos has taste
>>221232434BothI don't know if I would actually take it on a multi day trip though, it is still pretty bulky>>221232429I was thinking completely nude and painted with mud and various berry and flower pedal dyes
>>221232454SMT is better than pokemon and star trek is better than starwars
>>221232560I love my little pony
>>221232580not allowed is it though
watchin destiny
Milkies
Watching destiny
>>221232601>>221232621gay porn is not tolerated
>>221232621>>221232601I've seen that video
Girl I used to have a crush on sent a Snapchat from her honeymoon of her bikini on the floor. What that mean
>>221232655She's getting fucked by Tyrone
>>221232655she sent it to the wrong person reply back with a cum tribute
funny how people make fun of destiny as a person but never his arguments because they know his arguments are too good
Watching a camrip of Hokum. It's, uh, well...at least it stars based Adam Scott!
watching AsmonGOD
>>221232687tsmt
soycuckbakadesusenpaiwapanese
Just beat DK Bananza
Last night I dreamed that I got pulled over for literal backseat driving. Like there was an actual steering wheel in the back of the car. But why would it be a feature of the car if it's illegal? Wtf brain?
>>221232687Metokur showed him what's up
watching destiny watch asmongold
>>221232735One of the most common dreams in the world actually
>>221232726I wish I had a Switch 2
beat my meat so hard I thought I was gonna hit the roof when I came
Watching destiny watch hasan destroy asmongold
>>221232750watching anon, watching destiny watch asmongold
imagine destiny, hasan, and asmongold in a three way debateholy fucking kino
>>221232735Wait this happens to me all the time and it's really hard to turn from the backseat
>>221232780Harry frogger and the philosophers load
>>221232806They are too scared to debate destiny
>>221232524Hell yeah
>>221232806Hasan is too retarded for a debate
>>221232806
is it true destiny was the first streamer?
>>221232844Golden age of Internet debates
>>221232840Asmong got destroyed by him in a debate he had to stop streaming for a week
Zionist democrats are afraid of hasan
Need to stop snacking so close to Summer so my body is ready for the pool
>>221232844Where's jerma
25°C today, holy shit summer came way early
>>221232898If you made all the streamers run for president jerma would have the best chance
>>221232896I always tell myself that but here I am eating a slice of cheese cake
>>221232844They didn't put Joel there so obviously this debate is clearly a joke
We should talk about celebs more often
the all-american gf
>>221232844this was before all of them blew up, imagine the debate nowliteral millions of people would watch
I want a Ferrari and a machine gun collection but I hate capitalism
>>221232969millions of bots maybe
sup fellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Ds1ev9GeM
>>221232960That girl in the back mogs
>>221232973Would you settle for a Honda Civic and an illegal handgun?
>>221232973Overthrow your capitalist rulers, to acquire those things by force.
>>221232946Okay. I want to milk Lauren Sanchez Bezos
>>221232984Hi
The height of Gen X humor is saying fuck a bunch of times
Remember God loves you :)
fucking fuck
>>221233027howdy
God is non binary
>>221233038God is good that's why I have 2 Lego sets in my room
the height of gen x humor is clerks and clerks 2
bigfrickingchungus
>>221233037south park is the epitome of this notionSHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKERRRR
>>221232984its finna bouta rain so im pretty stokedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgRy-5HBfYw
We were headless an sheeeeiiiiiiiittt>>221233055Tombstone is SO good.
Give me the top tier humour of Millennials and Zoomers
>>221233083It just stopped raining here yesterday, quite enjoying the sun actual. Great tune btw.>>221233090I haven't watched it in years, might do a re-watch.
The height of millennial humour is racism
>>221233111Millennials grew up on Jim Carrey
>>221233017She's a sex demon. She could seduce any man on Earth and milk him, no matter how hard they would try to deny her.
>>221233111OwnagePranks who remember?
this live lettuce is so good and crisp and fresh, I can practically hear it screaming with each bite
>>221233111millennial is youtubepoop and zoomer is skibidi toilet
Europemaxxing by basking on a sunny cliff, eating a vinegar salad, and drinking wine while smoking a cigarette
>>221233172can ai talku to samboody today la
>>221233111Give me a picture of this woman's butthole
wow I fucking hate commiefornia you can drive around like it's GTA and then go to a bunch of cool beaches and eat mexican and asian food and shit. Sad!
>>221233234no
Jason is the father of all zesty techno voice samples
>>221233268sounds like florida
>>221233268they're paying $6 per gallon
>>221233234its ai btw
>>221233293This post makes no sense
Bored
>>221233323Let's have sex
>>221233200kino
Me? I'm a smart fella, you? You're a fart smella
>>221233329Ok
Nearing closer to all 2s get/cum/ has to claim this get, we can't let the Finns or /brit/ win again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubO0lhOMcsHow long before this guy "kills himself"?
>>221233301GTA VI hasn't came out yet
>>221233346i'll keep this in mind
>>221233368that piece of shit ain't ever coming out
>>221233346I will try to get it and type the n word
>>221233366>AI slop thumbnailNot giving this idiot any views
>>221233366Soon hopefully
>>221233387oy vey
im obsessed with rimming assholes
>>221233378It's coming out in November and it's going to ruin lives with how addicting it's going to be, jack thompson was right about video games
>>221233415i'll watch angry joe tear it to pieces
I've been going 2+ hours in the gym everyday, would just stay the whole fucking day there but I go with my mom
>>221233415it will be hated and flop. Rockstar will finally feel what Ubisoft has felt for years.and it will be a sad day, because Rockstar was the GOAT. GTA VI will be remembered as the biggest flop in video game history with a budget of over $500 million.
>>221233366that's why rich pipo have HOAs or live in gated communities
>>221233438Is your mom cultivating a joosy booty?Care to share?
>>221233411girls assholes right....right?
>GTA 6 is estimated to have a total budget surpassing $2 billion to $3 billion, potentially making it the most expensive entertainment product in history. Development costs, including salaries since 2019, are massive, with total costs likely to rise further with marketing, aiming for a 2026 release>surpassing $2 billion to $3 billion
GTA sucks it's just story missions. There's a big world but nothing to do
>>221233482the fun is in the multiplayer ever since san andreas
>>221233444im not a huge fan of modern rockstar but the next gta will break sales records in basically every categoryI'm not buying the game, its just really easy to tell how anticipated it currently is
>>221233507but you're wrong, it actually won't. people don't give a fuck about hype anymore, they've been burned too many times.you'll see I'm right when it launches and falls flat.
>>221233507GTA's biggest demographic was always kids and teens but the kids of today have grown up without any new GTA releases so are they even gonna care?
>>221233474They will make 100x that amount with their releases for the PS6 PC XBONE and then PS7 we ain't getting a new GTA after this till 2040
/cum/ talking about videogames gives me the same feeling as when my coworkers talk about videogames
That was the worst sex of my life and I'm still bored
>>221233531Every kid plays GTA Online my cousin is obsessed with it
How did you know I was Greek
>>221233574Greeks will look like that and claim to be white
>>221233525>>221233531they will kill zoomer mommy's wallets with micro transactionsI dont care for this conversation so you can stew in whatever disbelief you currently hold.The best argument for this being a good thing is like when people compare fortnite to a multiplayer daycare that keeps annoying squeakers from other game lobbiesthe new gta will be a great filter for retards in general
GTA 6 will be 100 or 120usd on release (base game of course but you totally need the shark card so its actually 180/200 on release) so they won't have to sell that many copies to hit their margins. It's just a guess but they are deep in the red for a GTA game with "no offensive humor aimed at any group"
>>221233555>>221233444>>221233411>>221233344>>221233333ignorant CUNTS pay your respects.
That iran war shit is still going eh
not buying gta 6. 5 sucked.
i love ass so much it makes me emotional
>>221233619kek
Gta4 era was coolhttps://youtu.be/EaRP6coOWY8?si=TG5mTInzhQN5OxrU
gta 6 will be the floppening of all time
>>221233615it'll keep going even after it's not, that's the best part. go ask your grandaddy about stagflation in the 70s.
I need to get a PS5 pro and an oled tv for my room before GTA 6 comes out
back from the salon, creampies
>>221233650why haven't these niggas moved to israel already don't they hate the cold
>>221233619The opening lyrics to the Brazilian national anthem
>>221233659Did you get your nails done sista?
>>221233688no. only hair cut
>she said: "i saw that shirt, you're in a band called anal cunt">and she was crying.
Hold the fuck up. So the Greeks and Indians were trading and in contact like 2,500 years ago?
>>221233671Why would they move to Israel when they get tons of free shit from the goyim here with no chance of being blown to pieces by achmeds missiles?
>>221233698how dat weave be lookin?
>>221233724bretty good. got a good ol' buzzcut
>>221233671lots of gold to extract from American taxpayers. Bibi knows he's only got a few years of Zion Don left to milk so he's swiping the credit card like crazy, but that doesn't stop the rest of them from continuing to steal via welfare and other systems.it's actually bizarre how Dahnuld attacked Canada accusing us of taking advantage of America, meanwhile he's openly helping a lifelong parasite draw more blood by the minute.
The Met Gala has been disappointing in recent years
>>221233749fink diss wun garn be a barnstormer
There's definitely a nation wide scam Orthodox Jews are pulling where I live theres entire expensive beach front condos only filled with Orthodox Jews no other person lives there how do they afford it and have a bunch of kids? Somethings definitely fishy
>>221233760this sounds like an antisemitic trope
>>221233730and dem acrylic nails be lookin good too
>There are temples in India from 2500+ years ago with inscriptions thanking Greek businessmen for their generous contributions to their constructionWHAT
>>221233791salsa?
>>221233778
>>221233798Yavana's = Greeks. How has no one made a movie about this stuff? Imagine being some ancient higher level thinking Greek traveling to India back then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Caves#/media/File:Karla_Caves_Great_Chaitya_Left_pillar_No9.jpg
>>221233855>They called them Ivankek
>>>/vg/565843876
my state mandated gf came in the mail today. she's not fat, but there's no return policy.
>>221233590He has blue eyes, unlike most Americans.
Ancient Indian depiction of a Greek warrior
>>221234013lol they carved him with a paunchy belly
/cum/ got real quiet since that redpill dropped
Would you?
the real real reason i want to get huge and shredded is to have more self confidence the lord knows i need it bad
>>221234076is this that gay scientist from breaking bad
>>221234120NoNotice that the cameras in the backround aren't either kek
Put on the zip up mask.
When gta 6 comes out I'm quiting my job
as soon as I point it out, the IDF bots resume their posting.sorry guys I NOTICE things pretty well.
>>221234165but sir, you own the company
>>221233855they were under a king's rulehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yona#Role_in_Buddhism
>>221234184I think it's time for you to visit a doctor for schizophrenia
I decided buying this for my rancho was not a good idea, I would stand out too much.I'm just going to buy a regular quad.
Idk babe ur bully seems nice. Ill be home late btw lol
>>221234206its probably less mobile than a good regular quad anyways
>>221234120I hate her so much it's unreal
>>221234198>you're crazy>go visit a jewish doctor>he'll cure yourabbi pls
>I DON'T WANT LENTIL SOUP, I WANT ICE CREAM!how do you respond as a parent?
>>221234206buddy fabricated a tale of how he escaped the police on one of those. but then I thought about it, if you were attempting to escape you could veer off into the woods and they couldn't chase you, in gta 6
>>221234206what if you beat the shit out of the panels
>>221234235Back in the cage demon child!!!!! *Yeets child*
I got drunk and commented on a guy i went to school withs youtube channel and now he's trying to call me but i blocked him. And now hes calling me from another number. i regret commenting now
>>221234235atomic pimpsmack that sends their head through a full sheet of 1/2" drywall
Your pussy smells
>>221234239that's how I used to fuck with people in forza horizon 3except I used a tesla because they had this thing where they'd have stupid fast acceleration on all surfaces. I'd smash into some clowns who had raptors and then out maneuvering them off road. It also had an unnatural ability to climb steep rocks. Idk if they ever patched that
>>221234260
>>221234235starvation as punishment
kanye blasting, chicken and rice on the plate, just sat down
>>221234206>I would stand out too muchTo theives?
>>221234228and easier to park soemwhere>>221234239where I would have been driving it, the policia don't care, no plates, no problem, drunk?, okay at least it's not a car>>221234247get new ones or go with out, just makes sure certain parts are protected from getting too much dirt/mud on themthe thing is it's only $3,400 dollars and I'll spend $2,500 on a quad, but I need to blend in
compromise by mixing the lentil soup into the ice cream and forcing them to eat all of it with a funnel, then locking them in a closet and forcing them to smell their own stinky lentil & dairy farts for hoursUH OHSTINKY
how do you rehabilitate someone who is gay and retarded?
Thread intro themehttps://youtu.be/MchVIsWliDo
>>221234120YOU THINK YOU'RE A MANYOU ARE ONLY A TOY
>>221234221Gen Beta will never experience making swamp water out of all the beverage options at once
That time of the day again (time to close the blinds and turn on the lights) >>221234337I am gay and retarded
>>221234337I definitely wouldn't ask your parents because it looks like it didn't work out
>>221234327to the locals and the policia, I know some of the local policia, but now the municipality of Cabo Corrientes policia also patrol my town
>>221234337lock them in a hotel room for 24 hours with you. also stack the hotel room with condoms and lube.
>>221234331i meant beating the shit out of the panels so it wouldn't stand out as muchlike turning it into a sleeper
>>221234354what the fuck is this gay nigga even wearing
so momberg is going to anime north with me even though she hasn't seen a single episode of anime in her lifecool I guess
>>221234221I hate changing consumer habits
My penis is dripping
>>221234386You have an STD
>>221234386pics?
>>221234386that's called an anal prolapse
>>221234354>I need that late career Michael Jackson look, so hot right now>>221234373Why would you ever put yourself through such a humiliation ritual
Apparently the Germans like to mix cola and orange soda 1:1. Gonna try it next time I’m at the Costco food court.
Is this supposed to be funny? Because it just made me sad https://youtu.be/tfTI2Jt_fQA
>>221234365oh, okay, locals don't drive those in my town, only tourists that rent themI want to look like a local, it makes things much easier, even tho I wouldn't get in trouble for no plates, no helmet or drunk, I still need to not draw attentionspeaking of drunk, this is the best tequila I've ever had in my life, and I have had many, you wouldn't even believe alcohol was in it, this shit is dangerous
I have to resort to buying generic soda instead of coke now. Thanks America.
>>221234446over here you can buy like 4 shit brand sodas for the price of 1 coke and these shit brands arent even bad
>be me in gta 5 online>decide to commit chaos >get trapped underneath a bridge amidst burning wreckage surrounded by the police>eventually die>respawn with penis locked inside a tight chastity cageyou can't have fun anymore. just play forklift simulator next to docks
>>221234407Meh I don't find it humiliatingShe said she wanted to come and it seemed like she was doing it out of pity since no one else wanted to go with me. I said she's probably not gonna like it but was fine with her coming.
>>221234467chips are the same. 4 generic bags for the price of 1 good brand flavor.
some dude I hired to work in my yard lives in bottom right, the house with a roof only over the bedroomhe was an absolute machine, he misunderstood me and did more than I asked for
Our genetically modified girl is there
M'dih lea
>>221234467>>221234479For me? It’s buying actual food instead of abject goyslop like pop and chips
>>221234484She has sexy broad shoulders
they should make a MST3K-like series, only focused on the gratuitously racist spoofing of old Samurai movies
>>221234479i dont buy shit brand chips here because the shit brands are actually shit in this case besides there isnt even cheap potato chips just the compressed corn stuff
>>221234484Anal prolapse dress?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0
*some horribly gay shit with guaranteed replies*
found what ill be watching tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4JxPFa
>>221234510I'm too broke to buy real food so I need slop until things get better.
this is now an anal prolapse thread
>>221234515I want to fuck her broad shoulders
im shleepy
HAPPY 4:20
worst coast: 4:20best coast: 8:20
>>221234541Pop and chips are really inefficient in terms of satiety per dollar, since you’re hungry again pretty quickly after consuming them. You’re better off financially with basic stuff like ground meat, beans (purchased dry and soaked), and rice as base ingredients
>>221234562I cant get high because of my job but congratulations, smoke one for me too
>>221234593Can I smoke your pole?
>>221234596Can I sew my mouth to your ass while you're smoking his pole?
Sucking a coffee flavored monster
>>221234617Do you think any of the human centipede people ever did any rimming, or did they keep their tongues to themselves?
>>221234596just dont use any teeth and we're good
>>221234478Rough, I kind of understand though.You should at least dress your Mom up in some animu thing though if you're going. Something like this.
women look like THAT?!
>>221234634it sounds like that Brazilian man has a huge cock
>>221234635me thinks the latter
>>221234635I only know what my tongue would be doing babes ;3
Desuarchive is fucking up
>>221234640Lol she's in her 50s but ig I could ask her to attempt a half assed cosplay
I like to swing my arms back and forth until my palms start bleeding from slapping into each other
4chanX removing webm filenames and I have no way to close them when opening them besides refreshing
>>221234731That's far too many pancakes, this pepe is insane
>>221234731corr good wapu wiv fing on his head diss
>>221234529corr sum good kittingtonshire diss>>221234484dumb bitch
>>221234731You can drag the webm to the left to close it
bbc kills the timmy
>>221234731That’s why it RULES to be a phoneposter
>>221232960who the fuck even is diss
Bahrain.
>>221234794Lisa from Blackpink
W'd him
>>221234834>>221234834
>>221234380i hate changing consumer habits too
