CLASSIC TELLY Edish
>>221303172Didn't have my trip code on when I posted
>>221303188one on the left's a bit rude
>>221303207You mean your mum's knickers, Mr. Spaino?>>221303214You'd be too if you were tricked into snogging your secretly lesbo mate thinking it was for your French hookup
>>221303214
>>221303207Fuck you, lying sacked transexual pedophile
>>221303188Loved Lenora in Being Human
>>221303207oh how convenient
so bored that i might attempt to 100% stardew valley
The liquid Swords song is okay. The intro is too long IMO but the song itself is fine. Not my kind of music though
>>221303207https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/desuarchive/username/anonymous/country/gb/not seeing anything here about tim
>>221303207there are no recents posts in the archive that link to anything regarding tim
can't believe i just went and bloody voted for the Conservatives, what am I like
Love these FB posts I keep getting of tidy birds posting about hiking (with waterfall bikini shots) and all the dads in the comments barking like dogs at them
Just done a poo that literally took 4 flushes to shift. Feeling quite proud of myself.
>>221303257>>221303278Could've been removed from archive
Voting for the arse party me
might drop house of the dragon
Went to vote. Green Party Muslim bloke blocking doorway (in Green Party high viz) telling people vote for us. I told him it’s illegal. Gave me abuse. Told manager and have called the police. Saw a man take his hijab covered wife into booth. Officer stopped him ffs
>>221303289Just reminded me to go vote Lib Dem in my LD/Reform tossup seat cheers lad
>>221303294Mr. Spaino, why don't you just repost it then?
the parsety if you will
imagine lying about a schizophrenic elderly man in a care home about being a noncewasnt sure on trannies, never met one irl. but imo they seem like utter cunts if employed woman is anything to go by.
i dont get it
>>221303294You should remove yourself from existence
we are the brit team brit team brit team
>>221303294reallyif you found the article so easily why can't you just find it again?do you want to keep doubling down or just admit you made it up
Stop giving it attention you fucking mong
>>221303329that's a real noddle-scratcher
>>221303346oh shit you’ve got him, come on mate we’d like some answers
>>221303312leftypol loves this. he loves corruption
fucking roaring ew has strung you retards along
Rorke bringing his own pencil to the polling centre
>>221303329there's no 'a'
10:25 in the morn and ive already eaten half a 'za and a pint of icecream
>>221303294you lie about this as well as being employed AND being a womanwhat else do you lie about?
>>221303289Same lolTbh leftypol is tedious and it was a toss up with reform. I went Conservative because the incumbent councillor helped my mummy and daddy in the past
>>221303348But Mr. Spaino's meltdown was fucking comical earlier, lad
mad how white people never discuss their voting intentions with their spouses
>>221303329>Shaz Malik
watching crocodile dundee
>>221303290being a woman is really life on easy mode you just post yourself in skimpy outfits doing your hobby and slobbering men will let you make a career of just posting pictures doing it
our zazour grace
>>221303346It wasn't a link to the article it was a link to an archive with an image of the article in a newspaper. I just checked and the archive has been taken down
FFS
squid game hantavirus
>>221303401womanmong won't like this
>>221303434Go fuck yourself sacked tranny nonce mythomaniac piece of shit CUNT
>>221303435We must protect the pensioners you vill stay indoors
need to go to the asda tomorrow morning
Right, lads.I can get the cans and get the cans scanred but I need to make a decision in the next 15 minutes, you see
>>221303459>>221303435
www.guesstheparty.co.uk
>>221303456Fuck up piehead
>>221303472Hmm makes senseActually no doesn't make sense
>>221303472fucking roar
>>221303435don't understand why they let them off the cruise ship
>>221303472screming
Genuinely in awe of how easily Sacked Tranny has you lot seething. Genuinely masterful
>>221303395what are you on about? Me and my gf went reform
how do you go from this
>>221303435worried about hanty v. could be time for a locky d x
>>221303485That's the spirit, tiger! Shake those manly hips!
>>221303434>you just checkedso what did you check for? what was the headline of the article?a search for "Timothy Byrne" turns nothing upand a search for "tim nonce, tim paedo, tim pedo" also has no results from the discussion that would come with such an article
>>221303495
>>221303485You've gone too far this time. You're done.
If I could just vote from my smelly flat I'd do that.
>>221303486
>>221303502TO THIS?!?!
>>221303501couple of mongs are you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778087946800330.webm
very concerning how many of you fell for the most obvious sacked tranny bait imaginable. but you simply MUST prove him wrong, right? you'll finally catch him in a lie and OWN him once and for all? absolute disgrace that you people can vote
just had someone cheat against me in unrated chess. sad bastard
now this is a hard one....
>>221303512Like I said, it was a link to a website that archived newspaper articles from that area. It's since been shutdown however. It was before the internet really took off about 25-30 years ago
>>221303434at the bottom of the search menu is "Your lastest searches"take a screenshot of that and post it
>>221303528No just honest white folk who want aliens gone
all knowledge is paranoiac rationalism is propaganda
>>22130353890% of online chess games involve cheating
>>221303539he looks like an amalgamation of all 5
LIVERPOOL
>>221303540>It was before the internet really took off about 25-30 years agoMr Spaino, Sir, I must askWhat in the name of your massively large man dick are you shiting on about here?You time traveled to a site 30 years ago, to get them to put up an article you found in the modern day, to archive it but then they deleted it and for some reason you are the terminator?
Now he’s trying reaaaally hard to seem like he’s pulled a masterful bait on his other IPs instead of getting battered, sad life you boy
>>221303513>i will never cower before any earthly master nor bend to any threatwhat about the police? seems like you need to cower and bend before them even if theyre in the wrong
Just voted for Restore Britain
>>221303188ageing millennial core
>>221303573can you swim in that?
>>221303540a link to a website that archived newspaper articles from the areabut the website has been shut downthe post about it has been "removed from the archive"and you can't find your own post (with your trip off, conveniently) referencing it?if you can't find any evidence at all then it's just hearsay and good as nothing, I could say the same about mark and it would be the same standard of proof
>>221303540you know you are committing a crime right
>>221303538how do you cheat in online chess? Like using bots or something?
>>221303600i could swim the mersey no problemi could probably swim the channel if i wantedswimming is as easy as breathing
>>221303539certified NONCE
>>221303642he looks a bit like that soyjak with the flared nostrils
https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/09/27/chess-grandmaster-denies-using-vibrating-buttplug-to-cheat/leftpol sticking his biggest buttplug in to play chess but has no intention of cheating
Fucking Hell lads, felt this incredibly painful tightness in my abdomenm, just up to the right, where my liver might beThought I was going to die, you see. But it turns out that the AI explained that it's not where my liver is, my liver is in fact higher and I won't die
>>221303642what an asshole lol
Belgium flag incoming because he’s flummoxed and flees when losing an argument. Ah Nathan, the seasons change but not you
>>221303533
he tried to save us… and look how you treated him… shame on you all
They linked up...
one vote never changed anything
Need a 68 (minimum) on my final exam to get a 2:1 overall for the year team
>>221303615you get up a chess engine and feed it your opponent's moves and it will tell you the best move to play in that position. computers are far better than even the strongest human players at this point so if someone decides to do this against you, you're going to lose 100%
I've been done
>>221303674>Your Party: 0% (-1)
>>221303674i would NEVER vote for an antisemite
>>221303674leftypol wants to be ruled by a man who can't pour a beer
>>221303683the first robot president one by exactly one vote
>>221303698Mr. Spaino, at one point you said you graduated uniAt another you said you never wentNow you are currently sitting an exam?
>>221303698bizarre lie
>>221303710you should always assume hindus are tories
>>221303665O_O
>>221303716Rorkes leader
>coors lightholy patriotjust joined jezbollah
>>221303743Yeah, that’s fairThe only guaranteed conservative voters these days are Hindus, although support among Jews is growing
not arsed who wins the vote they're all shite
fuck is that, a hairstyle?this asshole be at pussy church
very hungry all i've had to eat today is some seeds
>>221303801evening birdlad
>>221303805Reform meetup
>>221303801are you typing with your beak?
I had to call out a guy twice my age at work today and ask him not to do the work he likes doing because he’s shit at it and he got really offended
>>221303821>>221303827scrom
>>221303472Poo chuckle
>>221303801want some mealworms?
anime
Sacked Defamer
>anime
Glass of coca cola zero before the evening constitutional
would like an mmo to play but im an adult now with no timeironically now i've got all the money for subscriptions and premium shite that I desperately wanted as a kidwonder why they invented it that way
He's voting!
>>221303884He looks like Devon Bostick
>>221303901what she doing
>>221303912Get on dat dere OSRS
>>221303913Oh look the coffin dodger has come out to cast his vote and further ruin this country Wish they’d just fucking hurry up and die
>>221303903Rorke vs Leftypol's bull
>>221303913for adolf hitler
>>221303942got as much right to vote as you and I do you evil little cretin
>>221303942now you know how your parents feel about you
Leftypol fantasising about meeting Nigel Farage
>>221303855
I logged on OSRS for first time in years, never done any bossing before, killed corrupted gauntlet 5 times and did a 300 TOA and called it a day. You can’t teach that
>>221303855wish she would put that collar on me tbf
What phobias do you have? For me, it's thalassophobia
What is going on? There’s naked pictures of me all over the internet
Wandsworth
>>221303997pls link me
Bit of a tune
>>221303969violent lot arent they
>>221303973bought one of these when lidl had them infeels good pressed against your gooch for wanking purposes or your knobhead for handsfree cooming
Crystal Palace XI: Henderson; Richards, Lacroix, Canvot; Muñoz, Wharton, Kamada, Mitchell; Sarr, Piño; Mateta.Shakhtar Donetsk XI: Riznyk; Tobias, Bondar, Matviyenko, Henrique; Ocheretko; Santana, Pedrinho, Gomes, Eguinaldo; Kauã Elias.
>>221303929Whistling
>>221304003How do they expect to get a ceasefire done exactlyDo they know that this is an American/Israeli handled affair? How could Britain under the Greens (or any government) get it done lol
>>221304003tommy rob crying and screaming
>>221304003why do they think anyone gives a shit about this anymore if they ever did
Wtf
Aston Villa XI: Martínez; Cash, Konsa, Lindelöf, Pau Torres, Digne; Tielemans; McGinn, Rogers, Buendía; Watkins.Nottingham Forest XI: Ortega; Jair Cunha, Milenković, Morato, Williams; Hutchinson, Domínguez, Anderson, McAtee; Igor Jesus; Wood.
>>221303969why are leftists so violent
>>221303986now do awakened leviathan
going down to buckees anyone want owt?
*waddles towards the thread*what's the recommended amount of paprika allowed in a day?
>>221304041Shakhtar's love for Brazilian players is so sovlfull
>>221303969ahaharorke fi dead
>>221304054Women and children being massacred has never sat right with me personally.
Lads, decided I will be going to sleep soon and not getting the cans x
>>221304054its the muslims / for the muslims
>>221304067That’s beyond me sadly unless I played for hours a day but I’m a 34 year old bloke with a mortgage and a fiancé so no time for it
>>221304080something aggressively calorific ta
>>221304089pussy
>>221304089Alright. Tomorrow though. The BIG cans. The BIG chipper. Yeah? Yeah.
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221304087Me either lad, that’s why I’m glad Israel went in and taught them a lesson
type:comment;/cans/;flag:IE
>>221304123pasty and ice cream is a massive shout for teea
>>221303941might do>£11 a monthremember when it used to be 5
>>221304126Oh yeah how can we forget the babies being cooked in oven on October 7th!!
>>221304123why is he eating a fried pussy
>>221304136
>>221304129how does one use this
>>221304157No one cares lad, let those Palestinian rats starve for all anyone cares over here
if i was british id move to usaif i was french i'd move to Quebecif I was Dutch I'd move to Suriname if I was spanish i'd move to Chileif I was portugeese I'd move to BrazilNew World is just better
>>221303805Imagine a romance between a Labour girl and a Green boy. Two houses, both alike in dignity, in fair Birmingham where we lay our scene
>>221304106OI FUCK OFF. WHO YOU CALLING AFUCKING PUSSY?I'LL GET THE FUCKING CANS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING MONGThank you, lad>>221304117Good idea, lad. Tonight medium cans, medium chips.>>221304129If Canslad = pussy THENEnter Cansladmotivation.txtELSEStill fucking do itSeriously fucking hope the midget toilfu isn't in tomorrowDon't reckon I'll have it in me to go in hungover on a Friday x
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA Tour golf early coverage on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221304184absolute state of this lol
>>221304087Are the kids at the end people Hindu and Sikh kids displaced by the creation of Pakistan? Greek kids displaced by the Turkish invasion of Cyprus? I need context
>>221304123tim keeping it healthy with his fresh fruits there
>No one cares lad, let those Palestinian rats starve for all anyone cares over here
Listening to Family Matters by Drake
I'm from Great Yarmouth and I say kill em all
Shoelaces. Tied.
>>221304262he's canadian just like me
>>221304269gp
>>221304262Mad how much Drizzy absolutely rinsed Kendrick Lamar
love brunettes with blue eyes me
>>221304277Canada is a great neighbor, we should be in the same reich really
>>221304269I shaved earlier so well on my way
Lib Dem canvasser just came to my door and asked if we'd votedBrave doing that around here. Fortunately for him I had voted Lib Dem as it's them or Reform around here.
not even a ‘sheed but I wouldn’t mind the turks taking the rest of Cyprus as long as we get to keep Akrotiri and Dhekelia or even get a bit more land
>>221304302shut up, fatso
>>221304294pull that shirt down and those pants up you bent nigger
>>221304277he's light skinned just like me
if that was me against the blair witch i'd just run out of the tent screaming my head off throwing elbows and going completely mental
>>2213043021000 year liberal reich indeed
>>534629383Er rightThat might be a hint to get the cans
>>221304330would probably end u sshaggin her me
I did not vote
>>221304336Canslad, you're a fucking mongI know that, lad
>>221304313theyre already in natoand the cypriots fucking hate usfuck em
>>221304330I just know that if I’d been in them woods, we’d have all walked out together, and that Blair witch? She’d no longer be breathing
talking with my international friends on the 'net and representing my great country usa
we at /brit/ do not say happy birthday to david attenborough because he's not even 100 yet despite already getting birthday messages
>would probably end u sshaggin her me
is rorke up to anything silly today?
>>221304362
>>221304375more like your boyfriends x
>Prison staff saw Watkins emerge from his cell "bleeding from wounds to his face", the courtroom hears.>Mr Storey says the 48-year-old suffered a "serious" wound to his neck during the attack and lost consciousness shortly afterwards.Anyone else find reading calm, factual, stuff like this more grisly than seeing the CCTV of it?
any pro drinkers can give me tips to stop throwing up when im out its v embarrassing
>>221304395voting
>>221304330I'd shit myself. Then after that I'd realise I'm in the Blair Witch woods.
>>221304413yh man up
>>221304368gp
>>221304413Own it
>>221304413Whenever my mates are doing that thing where they start drooling before spewing, you gently hold them and tell them to think about being on a white sandy beach with the blue waves gently rolling onto the beach. Seriously I can't explain how it just works.
One Piece is shit and Fairy Tail is better simple as
oh I just don’t care mate
>>221304413you just tell the innermost part of you that you're not going to throw upeven when your stomach is going i'm going to throw upyou say to your souli'm not going to throw upits called will power
Tony Adams has a grandson named Jedi
Turkey is a settler colony. Hagia Sophia is a Greek church. We need a crusade to reclaim it for Christendom. Deus Vult
>>221304448>weebNot helping yourself are you
>>221304413Canslad here, ladI'm 66 years of age and been drinking for 78 of those years.What the fuck doi you drink and how much and how often
Boxers. Soaked in pish.
>>221304484guarantee there’s a few lads in here who would go to extreme lengths to have a go on that thing
sooooooooooooooooy
>>221304517this is definitely real and not made up by rorke to make other rorkes mad at nothing
>>221304517don't think anyone that believes this is real should be allowed on the internet
>>221304480just put the tzatziki sauce on the gyros lil bro
Any of you lads ever wore white tie. I’ve got to attach a collar with studs and I don’t know where to start. I need a valet
>>221304488Usually just lagerThis last time I’d had 7 pints and then I had a tequila shot thing and then 10 mins later I was violently throwing up everywhereEither once a week or once every 2 weeks
>>221304484I actually shagged a girl like that in uni lel
>>221304551learn how to drink tequila tequila slammers
sex with women, thoughts?
>>221304555Batman couldn't get me to admit this
>>221304555patriot
no one:literally no one:not even rorkeleftypol: I think it's time we taught children about anal sex
>>221304576poof
>>221304555Same but almost as in I couldn’t get it up but she put it in her mouth and I fingered her instead
>>221304548once and I can't help you I don't remember how I even got into it and I barely remember what happened that night
>>221304555:/
I would
>>221304562It happens with lager too though. It just comes out of nowhere I can feel good and then 5 minutes later I’m throwing up
>>221304551Don't do shotsAnd go to the toilet regularlySeriouslyMost people who are new do not piss enoughDo that till you can get used to itAnd stop doing shots
>>221304413either learn to pace yourself, own being a spewer and get over it, or whenever you start to feel the sickness coming head to the bogs for a cheeky taccy
>>221304622whenever you feel the hot mouth you go uh oh hot mouth you recognise it for what it is and then you suppress it using will power
How is Marquinhos only 31 cunt has been around for donkeys
rorke lil monkey fella
>>221304615The teeth
*plays amazing rocknroll*
DOGSHIT ZINGRES!CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS!ALL ABOARD!
stop vomiting tequila everywhere
*spaino's ears perk up*
what do you reckon of this? *shows you the dogshit zinger i have in my pocket*
>>221304767>>221304767>>221304767
perfectly timed new>>221304672>>221304672>>221304672
>>221304672
>>221304772>>221304773>>221304776bit early this one has ages left
the slightly used new as it were
>>221306495...'lri
>>221306436People are generally good in Ameriheaven https://youtu.be/Ttp-9pCsBQ4
He should have been King
