kansas edition
cans and ass
>>221366223lol, my dad watches those as well, last time I saw him he was watching this and Ancient Aliens which is funny because when I was a wee lad and watching AA he was saying "why are you watching that crap"
need a fat sweaty black woman to sit on my skinny white boy face
I'm going to a half black girl wedding next year
>>221366281how does a black person end up in bulgaria
rorke starting his MMA careerrorke training for 12 months for his first fightrorke getting KOd in the first 5 seconds of the 1st round
arse feel a lil sore after this poo
British buddha eating just a single heinz bean per day
>>221366289Dyslexia innit
getting so fat im struggling to wipe my arse and clean it in the shower
>>221366289I don't know. There's not many of them. Probably 200 tops.
>In 2024, the percentage of live births where either one or both parents were born outside of the UK was 40.4% in England
>>221366321do you wear excellent glasses by chance?
>>221366293rorke's autopsy revealing a burst aneurysm which led to his speedy demisenot so funny now is it
>>221366256
Thinking about buying this to pull epic pranks on people
any 'f you bruvs 'avin a proppah LUSH FULL ENGLISH?
>>221366329yes
>>221366350
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778377388668786.webm
>Lib Dems changed to orange last yearI didn't even noticewhy do thatyellow is the colour of liberalism worldwideorange is such an ugly colour for ugly UGLY protestants
>>221366368scream
>>221366323In other news, BMWF birth rates skyrocketing
>>221366364Lock me up and throw away the key madam
>>221366396Can australians ever get BBC off their minds?
Wish I had it in me to commit suicide.
Gonna make pizza tomorra
>>221366415Just to clarify, BBC means big bloke cock. Aussies have made the UK into our playground.
>>221366431tomorrow
i tried sniffing coke but i couldn't get the bottle up my nose
i'm feeling so demoralized lads. what's the point of doing anything here when i could just pack up and move to the US where effort is actually fucking rewarded and muh freedoms exist? can someone console me on the embarrassment of being bri'ish in 2026?
>>221366428Stop wishing that
>>221366437yeah tomorra
>>221366368isn't the hole supposed to be vertical?
>>221366217good post my yamato friend
>>221366445I would love to sniff some coke, then buy some speed not sleep for 3 days then buy weed and sleep for 24 hours.
>>221366428you probably would if you had the means and were about to face torture or some horrible fate
>>221366446You get to walk around, literally walk around, we're not allowed to walk, and pretend to be British all day. Which is psychologically healthy, keeps you toned, and good for heart health.
why does this keep happeningI swear I read a story like this every fucking week
>>221366448Sorry lad but I've genuinely floated through life like a ghost since I was 14 and just tired at this point. I can't remember the last time I was actually happy but I'm also a coward so I guess im in it to the end.
>>221366480wonder what the earliest reported case of this phenomenon is
>>221366474that's like saying "WELL AT LEAST". unwalkable suburbs are greatly outweighed by the one slight issue of being literal a cuckhold
>>221366446country will either collapse or become an american state in the coming decades, hope this helps x
>>221366446If you go to the UK you'll be bullied for being british/having a british accent and potentially stabbed or shot. At the very least you're likely to get king hit. Americans are very unstable. Just come to AVSTRALIA, where meritocracy actually exists.
>>221366480At least they're actually using the word rape now. Used to be that if a woman did it they'd say 'sleeping with'
Blobby is an ugly troon who can't go outside and smells like years of shit and piss stains.
>>221366515it's not really rape though is it
>>221366520ktim minus the troon part
>>221366485Stop idolising happiness
how do you get "raped with braces"
>>221366496Not saying we're not vastly superior in every way but you guys have a few tricks up your sleeves. Walking, meal deal, couple old dumps to look at. Look at this dump haha let's take a picture of the dump haha (it's Oxford)
>>221366527alri paedo
not a fan of the fact that existence was forced on me :/
>>221366534Could you really say I idolize happiness if I don't want to exist?
I think one of my teachers fancied me but she was kind of ugly. We also had a spanish teacher who was 23 and one time she saw me in a club, next class she made a comment "oh you don't have your homework, were you busy this weekend?" she smugly said with smirk. She also had a chad boyfriend.
Purple Philly cheesesteak at Orlando City SC
>>221366585
>>221366543wow this is very culturally impactful compared to the fucking rocket you guys launched last month. ah well, glad there are still some yanks that put up with us
>>221366593>glad there are still some yanks that put up with uslmao, you can't tell he's mocking you? naive little britboy thought we actually liked himpoint and laugh
>>221366485Basically same but you've got people in your life who'd be wounded for life even if they don't act like they would if you exited like that and it's also more cowardly than gritting your teeth and trying to turn things around. Diet and exercise and try not to wallow, sometimes wallowing is encouraged in certain digital spaces and it builds on itself
>>221366480why is he having braces relevant
hello
>>221366605
>>221366629because nerds deserve to be raped
w seed
>>221366636tranny
>>221366636hello
>>221366539dental plan
>>221366636cute
>>22136660716 years I've not been able to break out of it. Maybe sleep will help, fingers crossed I don't wake up.
engage in wanton cruelty
>>221366662
how to stop being depressed
mad how if finbar listened to rorke all those years ago about the jews then all of those palenstinians mightve not been genocided
I realize with frightThat spider man is having me for dinner tonight
destroy everything that exists
didn't like this film it made me sad when i was a kid
I HATE tory boysHATE em
mudler its not ayylmaos its scienceskully its ayylmaos*x files music plays*
>>221366746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC6SbhIgSnk
>>221366708Have you talked to a doctor? Get why people don't talk to doctors and I don't personally, because I'm Jewish and people will think I'm being Jewy, but they can help it's not all feeding you industrial byproducts so you need other industrial byproducts to counteract the others.
she gave me skully
>>221366749Punch his faceKnock his teeth outSee him suffer
>>221366762No she didn’t Be quiet
don't want to do anything ever
>>221366791she did, and I was like ayoolmao im cumming
came so hard it was basically pissing out
i'm like patrick bateman if he was an autist instead of a psychopath
>>221366756right
deploying my legion of simian rape beasts
any simian rape beast man in
almost ready for round 4, draining the tank tonight
>>221366836alri french army occupying the saarland
saving my vril for the ladies
you ain't done wanking until you shooting dry in my books
i look and act like this
>>221366861Slavs or whatever exactly Bulgarians are don’t have vrilI’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I don’t make the rules
>>221366876>>221366759hmm
>>221366876
The centipedes return
these leafs is crazy
>>221366894dont listen to that meanie
have the diet of a serf, me. love bread
>>221366914
shitposters of the worldunite and take over
The Bulgar disapproves of the vulgarThere's my thread poem submission.
>>221366936<>you can't hear images
Bulgarians aren't even bulgars
arugola is a psy op and a scam, it tasted like grass>>221366949
>>221366979it's a basal ethnic component of their ethnogenesis i thought
destroy all sex-havers
>>221366983i have no idea what that is
fart
>>221367019>he listen to Pantera
zoomed right in on my browser because I'm an old man who practically going blind
>>221367031doesn't*fuck,,,its over
>>221367034monitors too big, text rendering too shit, websites poorly designed. there's no shame.
disagree with tolkien on the cellar door thingthink he was waffling there
Before blacks moved up north, the south was basically africa
>>221367049damn it's almost like importing a bunch of africans makes you country like africa
big tit porn whores
>>221367048yes i'm sure you have a better understanding of linguistic aesthetics
>>221367061it's rorke's bloody google history
bouncing on it
>>221367063cuck mentality to think that someone else's aesthetic taste is better because of who they are
>>221367078yes i'm sure you could develop a fantasy world that captivates millions of minds and create entire languages by yourself
bournemouth in the champions leaguenot on
>>221367089*leaps onto your back and starts biting your ear off*
cellar door wanker loves his cellar doors
dont like tomato sauce with chicken
go to sleep bongheads
thoughts on are nige's bird?
redditors love their wholesome negroes
>>221367091real madrid waddling into their 11k stadiumoh wait that happened a few years backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkw4JtLBNc
do you know in america they have penis flavoured crisps?
>>221367123i've got a crisp flavoured penis
>>221367123>>221367129
a yank on outer /int/ claimed a black woman paid him to get her pregnant through shagging so she can have a mulatto babynot sure if I believe it but I see no reason why he would lie
>>221367147i think everyone who has ever had sex should be buried alive
>>221367147was she cute
>>221367150but you'd be the only one left bruvyou and all the priests
>>221367147yea, no one would ever lie on the internet or on 4chan
>>221367167sounds litty
sex havers unite
>>221367185bottom right is a bit harsh but the rest are alright
>should be melted down to fill pot holes
this bulgarian has some skeletons in his closetmost of us come to /brit/ and 4chan to unleash our jungian shadow, but the bulgarian flag always presents as this wholesome chungus friendly normal guywonder what he's hiding
why does thom yorke spell his name like that
>>221367147It could happen. I went to uni (for real uni, as in London) with this chick (though both of us are Yanks), and years later she and her partner begged me for months to knock them up as they live in LA and almost every guy there is brown and short, or Jewish, and IVF is expensive. That was probably the funnest week of my life, too.
>>221367114>the black person did a thingwow amazing clap 37,000 times.They call it "the bigotry of low expectations"
>>221367229I get banned when I say the n word
>>221367251why is cucking so common in yankistansuch a baffling cultureI remember reading Jerry Falwell Jr (a literal famous pastor) was paying some guy half his age to shag his wifeEven the pastors are in on it
>>221367293BBC genetics
any man in remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas
>>221367333yeah lol
>>221366244I saw Dodge City on there and I said to myself hah if you left there then you'd be getting out of dodge and then I looked up the origin of the phrase and it's literally about Dodge City in Kansas
>>221367284No, it was two women and I knocked them both up. This is the other one at her first wedding.
>>221367251>she and her partner begged me for months to knock them up
>>221367353see: >>221367345
take a look in the meer cody
>>221367345asian american women are quite mad though aren't theylike genuinely white worshippingonly wmaf couples in the UK are those mail order brides with fat 55 year old men without any teeth
So i just wont sleep, is that whats happening?
changing my race to black so I can say it
normies when they go to Japan and experience racism from the locals
so distraught and downtrodden from everything else in life i nearly cried just looking at my cock
im a horse
>>221367382Yeah. I have never balled any woman more grateful than she. I think her lesbianism was more the result of never being able to obtain the kind of guy she wanted, despite being a stacked piece of ass. I'm at best a 7 and she acted like I was some kind of god simply for being not bald and reasonably well-built. The only guys who ever came onto her were ghetto blacks and bald white losers.It's honestly stunning how desperate women in general in this country are.
madein is rapein
so hungry
ive never had sex
>>221367477I was JUST about to post this
normies gets so mad when you say you prefer boomer metal and boomer rock over kanye west
>>221367436s
>>221367477hire an escort for half an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnE-CBV03https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdvE6VF6fbs
The day Europe started to care about equality is the day Europe died
>>221367486no they don't
>>221367504oopshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnE-CBV03I
>>221367509they kinda do
125th anniversary of Federation and that prick King Charles won't even visit
>>221367531That's weird, he visited us not long ago. I guess we're the prodigal son
>>221367528nahh
>>221367531Fine that he doesn't anyway
Reckon a king should have a stately beard.
>>221366428on a british sitcom this would be followed by the audience laughing
very tired
Farage sits down at the PMs desk in No.10. What's his first policy decision?
>>221367687ban pork sausage
>>221367647she has very pretty eyes
love bears me wishing them well this sunday morning
>>221367718I join you in that, lovely looking bear
>>221367687the world will be completely unrecognizable by the next general election
>>221367687whatever kier starmer was going to do
>>221367718nice bear
>>221367762Lizz celebrates by shagging Kwasi
>>221367765eating pussy is easy as hell, how can you mess it up?focus on the clitoris and communicate with her
>>221367765heart wrenching
>>221367778>communicate with heroooh you lost me there, champ
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe
waiting for my coffee to brew then i'm playing some assassins creed
>>221367778>communicate with herthey think you're gay if you do this btw
my name is harry dresden mother fuckeropen the god damned dooror i will end you
>>221367815which one though
assassins cream
>>221367799>>221367831by that I mean I just tell her "tell me what feels good" and then we go from there. so she'll tell me "go a little higher", etc
>>221367842shadows
im incel as fuck
>>221367852>by that I mean I just tell her "tell me what feels good"howling you sound fruity as
Mother superior jumped rorke's bum
From Warning onward Green Day became more of a musical theatre group instead of a pop punk band
I've also been playing video games all day despite telling others to grow up any time they mention video games... once the 'trollers charged up i may hop on the rocket league
cheeky little monkey shook its arse at me, anyway enough blogging about this zambian strip club i'm posting from
ameripope
>>221367881>>221367937
>>221367937that's from the ylilauta international board :D
as soon as my morning wood settles down I'm off to seize the day
>>221367950spot on old bean
rape time
woke up with a headache again award
russia is never happy
>>221366244I have relatives in Kansas.
>highs of 13C, mostly sunnyanother certified heatwave lads get the tops off and the sun lotion applied
>>221368223>get the tops off and the sun lotion appliedAnd the bottoms too. I'll help you with your lotion
>>221368158is this you x
on god we're bringing back hipsterism
>>221368243It's about time zoomers douched it up like back in the day.
>>221368260Women really dress like that to go to church in Brazil huh
alri
>>221368158>>221368260Slip posting his mother KEK
>>221368274t. Lloyd Furmassy
>>221368187me too
>>221366446> when I could just move to the USAIt’s not as easy as you think. You will not get sponsored and working VISAs are very difficult to get.> t. TriedI do find this weird though because when I went to the USA last year everyone seemed to be either Indian or African
>>221368269
What do i bring to the table?hun, i AM the table
you cannot suffer in the new world
>>221368301yeah i would go to the US if it was easy, what state were all the indians and africans in though
>>221368310True
>>221366474good morning sar
Finally we get some representation on TV
>>221366446you guys might actually have a chance if you get Lowe in office. we are completely fucked.nah I'm just kidding
never give up my son
>>221368341all the girls are there by choice thoughthey could have sex if they wanted to
might take up the hobby of obsessively stalking a person considering there's nothing else to do, maybe move stuff about in their house as they're out see if there notice the misplaced items like that once scene in misery
Worst part of dying in America is being downgraded to heaven
>>221368349I FUCKED with this as a kid
rorke reading his mum's "that's life" magazine
>>221368351Volcel as they say
>>221368368downloaded the rom a few days ago and played it againwas like riding a bike
>>221368313Don’t know about the wider state but I was in NYC.Indians and Africans everywhere Considering the visas are for people of extraordinary ability, prestige or renown in their fields, there were a lot of Indian shop assistants, taxi drivers and African ticket sellers. Strange
BUILD MORE HIGH RISES KEIR
>>221368421NYC is no longer an american city.
britain has gone to shit ever since we started moralfagging about the troubles. we need that kind of competition back again. london needs something to fear. scotland and ireland need to feel empowered again. fuck tony blair for the food friday agreement
>>221368421Is it just the same as in Europe then, would move to western Montana or Idaho or North Western Wyoming if I could, lovely area
this is your life everyday
how the fuck is a fountain a spring
the anime to tranny pipeline is very real and must be studied
la dolce vita
>>221368483oh great spoilers, that's my morning ruined
>>221368469those areas are very white
>>221368495it's all just autismanime =moral earnestness appeals to autistic rigiditytrans= autistic resolution of gender binary confilict with masc fem behaviours in females/males
good mroning birt hows its foing
>>221368524Odd, you'd like more people would move there due to how lovely the nature is, really seems non-whites don't care about nature as much
>>221368527good mornNIG
>>221368527*sticks my tongue in your ear*
>>221368526also >easily convinced by others who are regarded to be of a better understanding on a topic, hence leading naïvely to incorporate what they say into your life - ie easily groomed
1 million quid in your bank right now but you have to suck the poo from your gf's arse while she has diarrhea or suck the bogies from her nostril while she has a cold
sports idea: mma but on ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uclmv5e8xaM
>>221368572>suck the bogies from her nostril while she has a coldApparently my dad did this for me when I was a wee babe too stupid to blow my own nose. Mum told me that she was thoroughly disgusted by it.
>I don't read bc I'm smart>I read bc I have the mind of a slut and the heart of a married womanWhat did her armpits mean by this?
>>221368572yeah i’ll take the snot from the nose
>>221366244
>>221368614Would you live in Bangladesh?
you're a 3/10 but you have bagged a 10 gfshe has a rape fetish and needs to be attacked by you or she'll get bored and go off with leo. how do you proceed
>>221368589Absolute gibberish
fancy a chilli for dinner despite the warm hweather
>>221368637do as she asks, obviously
Mental how fast /brit/ goes during the daytime but at night they're all fast asleep. What's up with that lads
>>221368637I'll do that right now bro that's my kink too
someone on /mu/ recommended me "The Waterboys", I think this band is too British for meapparently they are quite popular but I've never heard of them, all their listeners on Spotify are Anglo
>>221368586this gave me deja vu have you said this before or have I just seen that elsewhere online
>>221368641>gibberishIt makes perfect logical sense though
>>221368666Brits night owls are my favorite personally
52 times /brit/ was a bellend
popoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>221368681She's mentally ill and more than a lot
>>221366875Would have beat his scrawny arse
love animals
>>221368589armpit erotic
>>221368732wrongun
*bends you over my knee and spanks you*
I luv u so much girlUr all up in my brain I wanna hug u just likeIndian men hug trains
how much does a sausage and egg McMuffin cost
>>221368783bout tree fiddy
>>221368783they had a 2 for $5 deal some time ago
NEW>>221368827>>221368827>>221368827
>>221366244fucking hellliterally nuffink garn in kansas
>>221366449tomora is a collaboeation between aurora aksnes and tom rowllands from chemical brothers
>>221366480she stick the braces up gis arse or summat?
