tesco fags (2.30) edish
scubaaascubaaa
Shake it off! Shake it off! Don't rape that rage tater!
Have just sort of gradually come out as a chud irl lately, didn't want to but people keep bringing up political shiteSee what happens I suppose
wanting to suck knobs doesnt make me a fag though
Gonna go cop this after workToo good of a deal
rorke at a rough spoons having a curry while the bouncers break up a fight at the next table
Put the heating on again award
nobody:leftypops:rorke: i'm in love with the coco
>>221398536rorke m8
>>221398563itoddlers raped and left in a ditch as usual
trippoo
rorke heeming leftypops into a coma, making him a fruit and a vegetable
>>221398563Couldn't be me and my excellent grapheneos phone
>>221398563I pressed confirm and it auto-confirmed "due to the age of your apple account" as I'm a 33 year old man and have been with Apple for a long time.You don't have to take a photo of your face and select your preference for cuckold porn from a drop down.
>>221398569Not convinced this is real
>>221398603It is
Calling people I hate dudes because it's a cool word and makes me seem like I'm not seething at them
>>221398563Yeah mate I'm sure not updating will keep your information and ID safe, but you keep positing online
>>221398569
>>221398637the joke is sex
>>221398624leftypol brewing tallboys so he can fit his histrionic screed onto the can
>>221398647>Once upon a time men used to hunt mammoths
Leftypol co-opting everything I enjoy
>>221398602>been with Apple for a long timegrim
>>221398637Imagine simping for these losers
>>221398637she has a meaty pole
>>221398679>apple vs android pattergive it a rest lad you're not a 13 year old indian boy
hanging out with cody one on one and he starts crying
Tim's just cracked open a bottle of thisTHE WEEK STARTS NOW BRITAIN
anyone else just wanna buy one of those roast ducks from chinatown and eat it as is
If the state wanted to force euthanize trans people I'd be ok with it.
>>221398723No but the roast pork in the same type of shops, yes
business idea: socialism that is actually about economics and not cutting people's cocks off
hasan piker supports eden hills
>>221398716no bottle of wine is worth 24 pounds
>>221398727Think they usually just sterilise them
ANNOUNCEMENT: my bum's out
>>221398756trannies do that themselves
>>221398760erm... maybe i could sneak it in for just a little bit? x
putting on boxing gear to fight any elderly black woman i see on the street
>>221398569I want to fight them really bad
This was supposed to be The Summer of George
>>221398708You enjoying that new Apple forced age verification de lad?
Stick 'em up!>>221398728
>spotify asking me to ‘prompt a playlist’i’m just so bloody sick of it
>>221398790If you follow the post chain you'll see that I just pressed a button and that was all that was required: >>221398602so to answer your question yes I am enjoying it
Love it when Leftypol suddenly tries to act hard out of absolutely nowhere
got six girlies in my Lincoln Continental
saw a fit somali girl with a fat batty and my knob started to swell up
Really would love to put my cock inside a fucking hairy wet fanny until I jizzed hot cum deep inside it if you know what I mean.
Nobody "chooses" to use Android, they're forced into it for being poor.
Could get the switch 2 and mario kart in the local electronics shop or 'coonsumer building' if you will for only 500 euros and be playing it tomorrow, you see or I can order from the amazon and save 20 quid but probably won't get till next weekBut if I use the different amazons I get all the games cheaperSuppose I'm a scabby cunt after all
>fit somali girljust doesn't add up
>>221398741tried explaining this at an econ and finance society event and just got whined at by women, fags and their orbiters. genuinely loathe "leftists" in london, all posh cunts that know nothing about the economics they claim to believe in and just use it as an umbrella for whatever their social ideology is. cant believe these are the people that im supposed to be on the same side as
>>221398828she had one of those muslim dresses going on?
>>221398811Apple didn't even need to do that shit, they claim it's "required by the government" but that's a complete lieThey chose to fuck over Crapple users and you are still supporting them
>>221398667Next time you’re in St Augustine let’s go to the range Jeffo I’ll bring that suppressor
>>221398836Android flagships are over a grand now
>>221398679>>221398853'sheed
>>221398848very depressing mate, truly
>>221398836Erm, my fold 7 costs more than the iphone pro max 17 I got from work
>>221398844Was gonna say Sade but she’s Ethiopian isn’t she
>>221398832wouldn't like to do that as that would risk the girl getting pregnant
Get the Chinese shite ordered off Amazon
does anyone else like to rub their boner to naked porn videos or just me
>>221398866>>221398872Still spiritually poor and you know it
There are failed musicians in this very thread
>>221398867
Builders sitting on a big metal i-beam with their lunchboxes catcalling women that walk by on the street. Something you don’t see anymore
>>221398893Lad, I feel like you're projecting harder than an Indian takeaway trying to claim they do authentic chinese curry
can afford apple, still stick with android cos I don't like being in a walled garden simple as
>>221398849not the full one only a headscarf. She was also wearing baggy jeans that zoomer girls like
get the android phones switched onget the chinese charging cables boughtget the lebara sim connected
iphon cant get viruses
got the latest inig pro me
>>221398930Only reason I don't stick with apple on my personal shite is because I like having a VPN that works properlyThat and Apple thinks Ireland is in the UK so they can go rape themselves with a nice can
>>221398872>>221398866so you pay more for a shittier phone? LOL
iPhone.MacBook Pro.HomePod.Apple TV.Yes, you pay more but it's worth it for the quality.
conspicuous consumption is another one of the reifying ruling class traps the perennially alienated fall for todayhonest thrift mocked with an hysteria passed off as confidant contemptthat there are people who genuinely do not care for your gadgets and gizmos and logos is too traumatising to assimilate and it, thus, rejected immediately by capitalistic ideological firewalls
>>221398974LOL
>>221398979blah blah blah
>>221398925Imagine not being able to install apps from outside the (((official))) app store lmaooooo
>>221398979blacks your white arse into oblivion
>>221398979try again in english leftypol/rorke
mad that sometimes iphone alarms just don’t go off at all, there isn’t even a single concrete cause for this, and it’s been a known persistent issue for more than half a decade nowperhaps letting indians flood every single tech company on the planet wasn’t the best move
>>221398977you actually pay less in the grand scheme of things, it just bloody works. no time wasted watching bangladeshi youtube tutorials on how to fix errors, no mental anguish figuring out all the neeky nonsense.
people only use iphones cos they're scared of and/or incapable of using tenchology. phone for your nan isn't it.
>>221398977Almost no one makes the switch once they've gone apple. Says it all really
any of you guys been to a gay nightclub as a straight guy?
>>221398879Nigerian
>>221398974The shit phones are doing this>>221398563
raping aussies at 12km/h
SIR Keir Starmer lives and marches onDetractors in the mud, traitorous little rodents will be culled Nothing can stop this man
>>221399001never knew that, always thought I was turning my alarm off in my sleep LOL
got the heating blasting don't care as i don't have to pay for fuel costs as im a wfh CHAD
rainbow dash is a fucking bitch
steve laws and zoomer historian are so fucking ugly, how come all british wignats are hideous
>>221398995ahh yes i really want to install a dodgy font app to change the font on my android to comic sans!! the freedom! ha! checkmate apple
>>221398979A good post that is far too intelligent for both rorke and leftypol
>>221399035it’s fucked man these things are literal fisher price toys
Apple devices are far more enjoyable to use in spite of their value or technological shortcomings, it's as simple as that
>>221399049you use your phone to post about child rape all day
>>221398974>>221399011>the brown foreignoid cuck flags shilling the crapple dogshitlol lmaonoticing
>>221399048who cares?
>>221398995got a phone full of fdroid apps and it lush tbqh
>>221399022you can thank our government for that, not apple’s faultall porn sites are doing the same thing, are you blaming pornhub for it? its the same train of thought
Zeidy forgetting to switch VPN
>>221399063done that spastic nonce
>>221399049you can't even do something as simple as that crapplecuck?dear oh dear
you should really be able to buy a singular fag or maybe a pack of 3 from corner shops Sometimes I’m just in the mood for a smoke I don’t want to buy a whole pack of fags it’s a waste
>>221399063bizarre and distasteful comment
>>221398995iOS supports PWA.There's nothing more open than the web.Apple supports Web Standards.Google defies them and undermines the entire Web Community.You will never admit this, since you're on $GOOG payroll.
>>221399000Status seeking through the purchasing of Iphones and other overpriced garbage is mental slavery, and when you encounter people who refuse to play the game your comfort seeking is implicitly called in to question so you must assume they are, instead, too poor to play the game to soothe your bruised ego.
>>221399031Don't forget dunking on farmers, PIP stick users, and old people. (I'm in favour of all 3)
>>221399111but you didn't say i am wrong
still haven't forgiven apple for the itunes DRM
>>221399108the pakis not doing that anymore?
>>221399107they can't, iphones limit a bunch of shit you can do in them, niggas didn't even have emulators until a while ago
once again I am asking if anyone knows any drug which makes you completely numb to everything but you can still operate like a human
Did my missus' washing up and told her to say Thank you Daddy and she just looked at me like I was a weirdo wtf?
>>221399111haha rattled nonce freak
>>221399116truth nuclear assault
>>221399001bought a shitty little plastic alarm thing because i cant trust my iphone state of that
>>221399125you are wrong!
Putting a phallic stick in your mouth is gay
>>221399132There is only 1 corner shop where I live and it’s ran by a white
don't like this "ziedy pretending to be a normal person" gimmickarguably more insidious than his regular posting
i can understand wanting a fag to smoke on if you swing that way but a whole pack sounds a lil too much no?
You don't understand, I NEED to play decades old video games on my phone for my freedom
>>221399116orbital gigatrvke
>>221399080It is Apple's fault, the government has never said there has to be OS age checks, it's just Apple being gigacucks as usual
>>221399116No, the opposite is true - poor people pretend they don't want shit they can't have
you virgins arguing over phones again are you? pretending that one phone is the reason you do or do not get bitches?when we all know none of you have EVER gotten a bitch
>>221399153what does m2 meanwhy do you constantly reference 3pmwhy will you not respond to these questions?
>>221399161LOL
>>221399148welcome to jeetworld loleverything is like this now and it’s only going to get worse
I don't care about david attenborough
No longer interested in getting bitches
alright lads noon already whos getting the cheeky pints in
>>221399062Maybe on planet retard
>had the same recurring dream where I track down my secondary school bully and beat him upfeel so pathetic whenever this happens ffsnot sure what my subconscious keeps trying to tell me. I need to do martial arts?
growing shorter for charity in solidarity with rorke
Seth vs. Bron was fucking awful, literal dud
>>221399203lmao
>>221399170only an actual autistic virgin could make a post like this kek
before you consider replying to ziedy in earnest, consider that he is paedo who once fantasised about sex between two children
imagine spending over a grand on a mn unknown chinky phone to spite one of the richest companies in the world
>>221399222>m5this means an 11 year old girl btw
the incel chooses love in a world that hates him
>>221399115>There's nothing more open than the web>>221398563
rorke viewing the itty bitty and a bob tiktok and getting shivers down his spine while bemoaning the state of western civilisation
luh ziedy melty x
>>221399222Genuinely needs to die
>>221399159quite enjoying it tbqh
>>221399230>>221399222bizarre and weird
>>221399230I thought it was m5 like bmw m5 nice car
>>221399236he won’t lime this
takes 2 clicks to permanently filter belgium
Thinking about that episode of House with the big fat food critic who never leaves his apartment and just gets food and prozzers delivered to him, what a life
>>221399236ktim
>>221399250m means minus5 is in relation to the age of consent (16)when he says m2 or -2 or emtoo it means 14m4 is 12m5 is 11
>>221399167There is a difference between genuine luxuries and the kind of thing I'm talking about x
in a world of orange bandana tortoise men,be a blue bandana tortoise man.
>>221399133state of them
>>221399246you're a complete freak
>>221399216it would be funny if it wasn't disturbing had this sort of dream countless times
>>221399254i think some people genuinely prefer to feel angry and aggrieved instead of taking the simplest actions to improve something
>>221399269Agreed x
>>221399246do you think you’re going to die alone in your apartment or in a jail cell? those are really the only possible ways it ends at this point
Would love to fire an M16
>>221399293:)
>>221399268weird post
>>221399203what did your bully do? sometimes I wonder if people think of me as their school bully
>>221399116
>>221399232if people hate me for choosing bideo james and not wanting to find any bitches then so be it xx
black puh
a whole schizobabble language created to post about his fantasies of child rapetoo scared to justify it when called out on ita loser and a coward to boot
iphone: normal people who just want a phoneandroid: virgin stemtards
>>221399299bizarre assumptions
>>221399288sometimes i dream with a crush i had back in high school who kept flirting but she already had a bf, that was like 6 years ago tho, the brain works in mysterious ways
>>221399289For me it's the last day at schoolOr I'm back at school but I also have a job and I'm stressed over trying to balance themMad innit
>>221399324lmao basically
need £5,000 and I can fix my lifeWould get a loan but I don’t even have a credit score What other options do I have
>>221399305set the record straight and tell us what it means then since you post about it regularlyin absence of a reply from you we can only use the evidence we have to surmise it is a reference to the age of consent
>>221399326you get one chance at life and this is how you spend itwhat happened to you?
>>221399316my earnest assumption is that he was black and popular
>>221399342post a bitcoin address in /brit/ and I'll bless you
>>221399357I don’t understand bit coins
Heard iPhones didn't even have an app menu until a few years ago and everything just had to live in folders on your homescreen
>>221399342you could suck me off 100 times and I'll give you £50 each time
what a vile freak, he needs perma banning
>Dua Lipa sues Samsung for $15m over use of her image on TV boxes>Lipa alleges that Samsung prominently used a photograph of her face without consent on various television models sold across the US, according to a lawsuit filed on Friday in the US District Court for the Central District of California.>Samsung's packaging was "designed to improperly capitalize on Ms. Lipa's hard-earned success to promote and sell Samsung's products", the filing said.
>>221399357bc1qt75h5s2ggsue6kj30np58ctyfgecsrtjkl507cthank you x
kitchen cleaned, living room hoovered, clue gained
iphone: women and gaysandroid: men
Pros of having an iPhone:>they last for years and years, don't stop getting updates after 6 months like Androids>people don't think you're a virgin freak when you whip it out in public>looks better than any Android phone>iMessage (if you text a girl and your chat bubble is green instead of blue that is a HUUUUUUUGE red flag)Pros of having an Android:>can play your JAV webms from /gif/ on the bus to the jobcentreAh yes... a very difficult choice!
Don't think there was a single blackie in my whole schoolMad that
>>221399350im posting on the job, im doing fine tbqh
>>221399395why can't you explain what m2 means?what are you so afraid of?
>>221399385>>can play your JAV webms from /gif/ on the bus to the jobcentreIs why I have a galaxy fold, lad
blatant advertising in this thread
very incellious to care about phones.
iphone users coming off as very insecure people if I'm honest
>>221399385LOL droidcels aint gon like dis
doing an incel hide in my car on lunch hour
>>221399385mad how half of the 'benefits' of an iphone you listed are 'girls might not like you :/'
>>221399419no one here has actual problems because theyre all incels that dont go outside or challenge themselves
>>221399385>stop after 6 monthsjust not true is it>people don't think you're a VFhaving an iphone is not going to improve your image rorke>looks bettersubjective>imessageeveryone uses instagram rorke, you'd know that if you shagged
don't even know what phone model mine is who's arsed certainly not all the girls i've shagged which is probably the most of any /brit/ poster
>>221399385This post was written by a woman or effeminate "man"
>>221399432bender
>>221399335life could be dream…
>>221399383agreed, firm handshake
PIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWOPIWO>PIWO
>>221399421I spent 3 bags on a phone just so I get a blue message bubble. of course I'm insecure.
hey brian im gonna beat the shit out of rorkewhat? peter you cant do that hes a human beingthis is worse than that time i was at the reddit convention
ok but thats all nice and well believe me. but, the cronem, they’re having a steamy shower right now at the gherkin, right?and breakfast looking lush, yeah? good x
>>221399437iphone is a woman/gay phone so he's more likely leftypops
watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2004) earlier and thought it was shit
Probably don't want a gf who judges people by what phone they have really do you
>>221399432iSimp lmao
there’s no way like six of you just instantly fell for possibly the worst bait ever crafted
Someone's put 50p in him
half of ziedyposts are just about black penises and don't even imply the existence of a woman
I have a Galaxy S25 UltraI like it a lot, I'm especially pleased with the camera especially as I don't always want to carry around my actual camera, but there's always something worth taking a picture of.
>>221399507fohnyeg
police are literally parked outside my house looking in the bushes opposite me
>>221399479do you think when you die your final thoughts will be of family and friends or of black men raping children?assuming anyone still actually has you in their lives of course
i can imagine timmy lucking out somewhere getting katy’s number and having to pull out and unfold his huawei turbofold pro year of the dragon edition to save her number, giving her an astronomical ick LOL
>>221399483got bored I've never watched it all the way through
right
>>221399534not on is it
Right well then that's um
>finally about to have sex (in a dream)>phone rings and wakes me upKEKED EVEN IN MY DREAMS LITTLE INCEL VIRGIN FREAK I AM
>>221399539
>>221399534this is AI
dua lipa’s meaty cunt
it's so obvious what that webm is without even hovering over it (which I won't be doing)
>>221399534what the HELL
watching shows and playing games and having a nice meal and that is nice but whats nicer is getting drunk every single night because being sober is boring
State of these virgin freaks thinking that torrenting or using an android phone makes you Nikola Tesla
back then they were respectable. grafters.these days theyre all slovenly and without shamewhat the fuck is happening to our society?
Dame Catherine West in the bin then
>>221399534can't believe neil sutherland trooned out
>people don't think you're a virgin freak when you whip it out in publicsimply doesn't happen except amongst schoolkids
rubbing my purple penis
>>221399592omg so cute <3
seen that gargantuan tranny cock many a time before lets get some new material posted please gentlemen *clicks fingers* chop chop
>>221399597Give it Burny til the end of the parliament
left: timmy roseniorright: sir todd bohley
gooning my penile region to naked ladies
>>221399592not my problem
Had my S21 for 5 years this Christmas and it still works a treat Never had a woman call me out on it that's an online American meme
>>221399614
>>221399639Never had a woman notice you either though
>>221399607if you actually went out you’d realise that most adults have a puerile secondary school mindset
>>221399632
>>221399597Based based based
>>221399539roar
so how long until I can use AI to generate entire porn scenes catered to my personal weird fetishes
>>221399638you're not suppose to do that darylyou know you're not supposed to do that
>>221399639doesn't get security updates now though I recently changed my S21
>>221399632you evil cretin LOL
had sex with the gf last night, she initiated it, i wasn't even horny. couldn't finish so i had to whack myself off at the end. does any one else know this feel? i actually envy those who finish too fast
who is the freak brit here trying to get ziedys gimmick going
>>221399656I've shagged exactly 5 women since getting this phone actually mate
>>221399682thats fascinating mate *puts your sex haver ass into a cannon and shoots you into the sun*
>>221399682Yh it's happened
never shagged when I had an iPhonenever shagged when I had an android
>>221399682Kek this is NOT me
>>221399651meant tranny cock webms not whatever this is because it’s not even loading on my stupid fucking iphone that can’t do anything
>>221399694I read "going" as if it rhymes with "boing" LOL
>>221399682try having sex with an attractive woman, it works wonders
south american niggas when they see their underage cousins or poorly drawn simpsons pornography
no one:not a soul:bulgarian poster: banging tunes m8swede poster: look at my horse, my horse is amazingzeidy: African penis!leftypol:mousey:torke: aaaaaaaayo daaaaaayo daylight come and me wan go home
>>221399682only time I've lasted longer than a minute is when steaming and yeah quite often then I won't finish and just give up when it's obvious neither of us are enjoying it
>>221399721why should anyone take woman advice from you
>>221399722squeal they really do be like that
poo o'clocklheure de merdees ist scheisszeit
Shan't be taking any criticism from people who willingly voted for the actual Labour and Co-operative Party in 2020+6
what kind of phone is this?>>221397154
>>221399745niga who the fuck is torke
>>221399745SC
hiya
vote Reform UKReform UK is your future.
wonder where mousey is
All phones are just glass rectangles anyway how would you even know what phone it was
>>221399774*rapes your left ear canal*
son
>>221399745>torke
>>221399745>swede poster: look at my horse, my horse is amazingscrimmy
>>221399762fucks sake I’m giggling like a bratty year 8 girl
>>221399794looks good
need to "lock in" as the youth would say
tugging on my winkleberg
>>221399790うるさい
tugging on my stinky green penis
>>221399811you can just say lol or somethjng mate you don’t have to be a pedophile
>>221399745australians rightly missing from the conversationtheir contributions to /brit/? lackingtheir significance to /brit/? minimal
>>221399851sc
>>221393716>>221393716>>221393716
New>>221399864>>221399864>>221399864
300 second timer lads, sorry can't make the new
tying a brush to my knob and cleaning the house
>>221399792is it glass? mine feels more like plastic
Right well that's kurva anyátok
