first!

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So when is Keir resigning?

>>221401093
phwoar, had many a imagination wanks to her back when she did big brother

>>221400860
don't think it was developed, even as a kid I was emotionally cold and preferred to be alone most of the time. Mumberg says I was the easiest baby to raise ever because I rarely cried or demanded attention

lesbian

mad how it's taken me until my 30s to realise just how flexibility bartenders have when they serve you. like random discounts, the odd free drink, the extent to which they overpour etc. it's actually wild how you can order the same thing and be charged 2 completely different amounts or get 50% more alcohol for the same price

Rorke: Behind The Mask

>>221402405
a pints a pint mate.

M

>>221401093
Imagine if that were a black willy

KEIR JUST RESIGNED

TURN ON BBC NEWS

any in their 30’s autistic semi-functioning men in?

>>221402405
>like random discounts, the odd free drink
i worked in a pub and this was not allowed

barmer is steadying the ship

Sir

>>221402452
Occasionally for a laugh.
Didn't really use One Man Army unless it was on Highrise though, would climb up the building with a tac insert so I could keep spawning up there with sniper

Rorke in 2012 with the Kanye west glasses on and the green tinsel around his neck at the school gala, not a care in the world, laughing with all his mates

>>221402399
Searches also wouldn't show up

aussiemong is getting more hysterical and spergy by the way, wheels are starting to come off now.

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>>221402461
oh shit. it's real

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>by the way

Magaluf, 2015. No, those were PRIME Magaluf years. Get in.

>>221402508
dunno what this beast is but he's in need of his belly rubbing

are spaino and spaki the same

>TikTok launches £3.99 subscription for no ads in UK
that's a lot cheaper than youtube premium to be fair

Mental how in schoo

millhouse is a transbian icon

just sat posting shite again

>>221402536
Polanski in tatters

where the wild rorke’s are

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>>221402538

right well

right well that's a mini space hopper

>>221401093
She has a chronic bonk eye

rightwellmong loves to post his right wells

don’t wanna see whatever that is

right right

>>221402576
leftypols a weird cunt isnt he

>>221402583
bradpilepsy

Right

>>221402576
not sure if I should click that shit nigga

catberg DEMANDING to enter my room, jumping on to my bed and DEMANDING cuddles

rorke typing some hateful rhetoric on his phone not paying attention and falling down a h- AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ....

let's hideout in here until janny cleans up
>>221400868

>>221402561
ZASED
A
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>>221402549
>£3.99

This is definitely the way to go for subscription pricing. I have zero qualms about chucking away 4 pounds yet if something is like £7.99 a month fuck that I'm never paying it and stealing every bit of content behind that paywall.

It's the same for these internet porn whores. They set the tiers at insane prices. I'm not fucking paying £18.99 a month to wank to your content. They don't seem to get that they'd have about 10x the subscribers if they set a flat rate of £5/month. I would pay a fiver a month to support someone I like but if it's crazy money then I feel like I'm being gouged.

lets not.

>>221402576
congratulations, it's a boy

>>221402536
If only

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>>221402654

Hate philosophy me, a useless thing isn’t it. Always the most confused and disorganised lads who are into it. Bloke down the chippy getting a cod and going home to his missus has more of a clue than kant or Schopenhauer.

>>221402500
haha yeah, the one where you had to climb that window platform thing and walk along the railing

Nigel "The Mad Shagger" Farage

*sharp teeth sucking*

>>221402720
not funny didn't laugh

the Israeli army literally trains dogs to rape Palestinian prisoners (including children held without charges often for years).

>>221402740
you missed it by a minute

zoomers comparing subscription services omdz l2 torrent newfags

finna peanut butter sarnie

leftypol doing some bodoir for his flatmate’s onlyfans

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Biggest regrets lads?

>binning the millionaire Anne Hathaway lookalike because she annoyed me a bit
>cutting loose and constantly ignoring the tall, cute, multilingual, piano playing law student who was obsessed with me for a midget chink because I enjoyed the chase of her more
>binning the hot, wealthy rorke girl I dated just because I couldn't be bothered
>giving some random bloke a handy just to see what it felt like
>sending naked pictures to a shemale dominatrix whose probably going to blackmail me soon

I'm sure there's more

rorke's bussy farting on the dick

leftypol proudly HIV+

just had shutters installed in a few of windows around the house. very pleased, more light and space than the curtains that were there before. money well spent.

leftypol clashing blades with rorke, but both of them come out unharmed
rorke taking 2 steps before slowly sliding in half, being bisected so cleanly he didnt even realise it

in 2027/2028 i predict a great collective zoomer meltdown as the dawning realisation they arent teenagers anymore hits them.

>>221402771
right well none of this happened did it

sucking a golf ball

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Quite stylish.

>>221402810
is that right

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Lock the world down

Nigel "In ya mum's minge" Farage

>>221402810
wow just like theyve been doing for the last 5 years

Hentaivirus

>>221402771
Biggest would probably be choosing to spend every single weekend between the ages of 5 - 18 staying over at my divorced dad's house when he lived a 2 hour drive away from my mum's, where I lived through the week and where all my pals lived.

Spent the entirety of my childhood weekends just sat on a couch at my dad's or fucking about on the computer instead of going out with my mates from school and having a social life / developing social skills. What's more is that now as an adult I can see that my dad wasn't even that arsed.

>>221402851
hantavirus isn't even that bad why do i keep hearing about this nothingburger

got dat muhfuggin hantavirus

>>221402771
i thought this was just a pathetic humblebrag blogpost from the first 3
obviously the tranny btw, absolute freak shit

This ginger bitch on Escape to the Country is annoying me

A white room is a form of torture, used by the US, Israel, and Iran amongst other nations.
It's where you're left in solitary confinement for a prolonged period, after several days, in a soundproofed room where everything is the same blank sterile white without decorations or any discernable features and bright lights are left running 24/7.

Ahmed Mansara at age 13 was arrested without formal charges for supposedly throwing a rock at an Israeli military vehicle illegally travelling through is Palestinian town.

He was then kept in total isolation in solitary confinement in a "white room" 24/7.
The only contact he had with other humans was food delivered through a hatch once a day, fresh clothing delivered once a week, a doctor's appointment once a year.
After 2 years in the doctor sent to visit him confirmed he had developed extreme hallucinations, a significant detachment from reality, and schizophrenia.
He was released after almost 10 years of total isolation in a white room.
3 weeks after release he was shot dead in the streets by IDF soldiers after they spotted him apparently wandering aimlessly and talking to himself, nobody in particular, and various inanimate objects.

I think this case in particular really sums up what Israel is.

>>221402950
yeah?

>>221402940
she fit?

off to catch the scrantavirus

>>221402913
because covid was the only non-NEH event to have occurred since 9/11 and people are itching for something to happen

The CEL is on in my car, my car has a case of the henta

>>221402950
i genuinely dont care

>>221402950
was just saying this down at the nisa local

thoroughly enjoying this cup of coffee just before lunch x

why's it cold, it's May. supposed to be warm

>>221402976
Condemn the Torah

Would you rather be an Indian in India or an African in Africa?

Thinking of joining Scientology, looks like fun :)

>>221402950
he stabbed civillians btw
he's also still alive btw
dunno why you felt the need to fabricate the part about him dying

>>221402998
i dont care about bronze age fairy tales either

>>221403006
No, not really. Quite prefer being who I am.

>>221403006
If I were being pedantic I'd say I'd prefer to be a white South African living in South Africa. But if I were to answer in the spirit of the question as intended I'd prefer to be an Indian living in India.

>>221403006
def african in africa, would love to be one of those tribesmen with my gorgeous black wife

mad how utterly insane it is

i could get a ticket to the fa cup final but i have to go for dinner with my mong stepmum

>>221403018
why did he stab civilians

>>221403099
dont know

>>221402810
zoomers rly gonna be 42 years old typing like this and insisting theyre still young

Vladislava Galagan

The most beautiful woman in the world

where would British Hank Hill be from

Porke offending Muslims

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why are deanos like this

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>>221403122
>42

just a kid

>>221403138
Liverpool

>>221403138
cheadle hulme

do muslims pick tepig in Pokemon Black/White then

Hey! Listen!

Never scroll back and read any posts from before I got here
If I wasn't here then it didn't happen, simple as

>>221402771
reading your post xx

>>221403176
Pokemon is haram according to imams

Arr oi be salling propane and propane accezzories

rorke at spoons watching his muslim friend down a 3rd pint

>>221403179
FUCK OFF Navi I'm trying to get the Biggorons sword

Not a fan of Mousey's Rumble streams. He's currently making live nuisance calls to 999 and raking in the superchats

>>221403269
Toby stop doing this ok

*calls the police on little kids selling water at disneyland*
heh.. nothin personal kiddo

rorke rorking a rorke having rorked while rorking rorke rorke racist rorke rorkypoo haha rorke in an awkward situation rorkey rorke

Love love love going shopping and then not bothering to put it all away and wasting the fridge stuff haha

>>221402885
>single weekend between the ages of 5 - 18 staying over at my divorced dad's house
ktim
fucks sake still don't know why we went over when we did nothing
then the cunt wonders why we just stopped going

beaming black racism straight into niggers domes with my brain ray-gun
>implying niggers have brain
kek

aussies be like "aw nawr!"

>>221403341
need one of them

>>221403341
She isn't allowed mental health but you are

>>221403340
this is a rorke post rorke rorke!!!

shoot jewish, polynesian, african, aboriginal, indian and all the other beastfolx children right in their little subhuman braincases

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Rorke Lesnar

evil racist misogynistic zionist website

Hands stink of fish

>>221402479
lmao
tbf it's more rare in a pub than bar/club but absolutely still been given/seen free drinks given out at pubs
>>221402430
talking about mixed drinks but there's free pints possible too or undercharging

>>221403385
bit racist

>>221403305
You're like those mothers that come home from shopping and collapse on the couch with a bottle of vodka meanwhile their kid's still in the carseat getting steam baked

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>>221401093
>/brit/
turns out everyone was wrong about the flyover states

>>221403399
Found my search history haha

>>221403324
For me at least, I can tell you at the start I was going because I felt really bad for my dad. I must have been like 3 or 4 years old when my parents split up and divorced and I seem to have taken it pretty badly, feeling like I was missing my dad and that he must have been missing his kids.

But I should really have grown up and out of that mindset sooner than I did. It took me well into adulthood to recognise that he wasn't all that into being a dad and would have survived fine if it were every other weekend or even less frequently. But I couldn't see that as a child and in some sense I feel it was the responsibility of both my parents to have stepped in and made sure I was socialising with people my age (but they didn't).

Anyone want a sprite cranberry?

hull is full of baddies

>>221403399
right, enough about the census site

>go to hull
>get raped by muslims
lmao

>>221403474
I'm on a coke zero cherry float tearaway at the moment however if you recommend the cranberry sprite I could be encouraged to try it

>>221403427
bet part of it is bc of rising temperatures

as the southwest becomes less and less habitable due to climate change, the Midwest will absorb a lot of people

>>221403474
Throw a little vodka in it

your all so funny like jack whitehall
wish i could be funny like you lot

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>British Steel nationalisation plans announced by Starmer

we're hearing reports wales has broken off like an iceberg and floated off into the atlantic

Corr Piibe Paide

>>221403546
Ah right. That'll be the British Steel which is pretty much already dead at this point.

>>221403546
Great news for Nigel

mental elf rule 34

>>221402950
would you care if they put 13 year old charlie kirk in a white room?

>>221403571
vgp

>>221403548
nice, hope Cornwall is next

the Welsh-Cornish isles would make a beautiful 51st stage

>>221403546
It will end up sold to some foreign company again once the government realizes running a steel mill is hard like what always happens when the bong government nationalizes companies

>>221403531
>reform
>multiple non-white candidates
what did they mean by this

police just kicked me in the head

Are Faralities canon.

Dis nigga tryna bring back the 1970s omds unc

>>221403579
i would personally oversee his torture

getting old people into gundams and warhammer

you lot would've loved Poleaboo

>British Steel(A subsidiary of KrautenFarten Gassunteit Gmbh)

Need to be the hog in a Rayner - Patel spitroast

Should I bother turning a mushroom island spawn into a lush green utopia or nah

Right just seen a very distressing disturbing video on the 'tube of a cute 10/10 tomboy transforming herself into a fat hairy short subpar 6/10 bearded man :/

>51st stage
SCREAMING

>>221403666
no don't do it!!!!!!

yall ever have a playlist for that one segment of ur life and u lowkey cant play the playlist nomo because it reminds you of the segment

Nationalise water Keir then we can talk about maybe not sentencing you to a life imprisonment

>>221403698
No I make it a part of my playlist of my life

>>221403686
Why not mate

>>221403734
this is deep.ngl

>>221403698
Kind of. Certainly have many albums and playlists associated with set periods of time in my life but the main reason I don't listen to them is because I've worn the songs out.

cannot for the life of me get away from the habit of burning myself out on songs that I like. I feel compelled to listen to them over and over until they no longer give the same kick. Then even years down the line if I revisit them I don't feel the same excitement.

>>221403698
no i'm not some "normie" like that

think I've been shadow banned for criticising zionism

>>221403698
Can't listen to Chillhop Essentials Autumn 2018 as it reminds me of the happiest time in my life the like of which I'll never experience again yeah

Twirling my willy around and spinning it into the air like an italian chef does with pizza dough

>>221403698
>>221403749
Unnaturally long essay in response to what is obviously himself on a VPN

>>221403768
my bad

madein is rapein

>>221403698
The orchestra of my life plays acapella. That is to say, unaccompanied.

That is to say, alone.

Mad how the chinks bought scunthorpe and then tried to shut it down
Actually it's not that mad really now I think about it

I have started to find Freeklime bouldering gyms distressingly reddit and commercialised, don't think I can go to those particular bouldering centres again

>>221403698
the minecraft ost
the hours in 2010/2011 playing through the night to make a rail track through a mountain
you can't ever go back

Heard the Saudis are shutting down Torquay, grim news

shaniquas will be vapid as fuck and have no personality beyond sex and wonder why even their men hate them

They're shutting down marquee.

I HAVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED SAVE ME HELP HELP HELP THEY'RE OPPRESSING ME

>>221403698
yep, it makes me feel bad to reminisce and shit, but i still listen to some songs here and there

Cookie dough M&Ms are lush
And I mean LUSH

my willy has been shut down
they've mothballed my winky

what was that muffled sound just now? Must have been the wind.

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hi lads rate this drip for me please

>>221403785
wasnt profitable brits werent working hard enough

basically all chain bouldering gyms are garbage, with rushed disjointed route setting
as a rule you should only go to a place that isn't a company that owns multiple sites

Starmer nationalising my arse and turning it into housing for migrants

>>221403877
Why are you black

>>221403881
Alri Gina you must be chuffed that Reform Australia won the byelection

>>221403904
sc

every essential industry should be nationalised at the least, and nationalising major industries like china does is good because it avoids large companies manipulating your countrys politics

>>221403913
wish i could do my hair like this but i'm balding

>>221401262
BELLOWING at the image

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… for the hair and the body … wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221403913
the biomass according to rorke

Social interactions are overwhelming for me so i go through them in a slightly frightened daze

Poo screaming into the void

if you ever find yourself contemplating buying caffeine shampoo then it's time to shave it off dawg

Switzerland shouldn't exist. Just split it up between the Germans, French and Italians.

>>221403999
ill get right on that

>>221402508
This creature from Alderaan looks l8ke my gf

rorke contemplating fin + min when he's already norwood 5

believe in the sign of Zeta

sneezing up a storm and catberg does NOT like it

>>221404016
thanks mate

>>221403138
>smallish homogenous town where absolutely nothing happens
Somewhere like Mansfield or Scunthorpe. Preston?

>>221402750
Source?

>>221403976
Develop actual tinnitus when I'm in a stressful setting

>>221404035
if i sneeze while my catbergs sleeping she does a big meow

Think I have nerve damage because I get pins and needles all the time

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>>221403913
the biomass

>>221402865
LEL

>>221404048
>Homogeneous
>Preston
Anon...

Cum 2 skegness

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>>221404138

>>221402950
Yeah, all fascists are the same inhuman scum and we sit idly and are fed our slop and bread and circuses so as to not rise up and topple our governments who are facilitating their lapdog in the middle east in commiting genocide.

>>221404138
sabby c is very /brit/ coded

Just can't get into reggaetown

mad how tired I am from boozing constantly and how bored I am when not boozing

women with autism, and I mean women who REALLY have autism, are quite something to behold.

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>>221404073
she shagged every white dude at uni apart from rorke

>>221404156
>Yeah, all fascists are the same inhuman scum
who's more conservative, charlie kirk or the average palestinian?

>>221403937
get yourself a toupee

>>221404156
pay debnts

>>221404173
it's reggaeton, you goof

>>221404188
In actuality probably Charlie Kirk tbqh

>>221404179
not me
i love boozing
im going buying some booze later on

>>221404165
explain your reasoning

>>221404181
do you mean someone who can barely form words cos I had a cousin like that, he'd just moo and hum a lot

>>221404161
lovely little toesies

blackbirdberg outside doing a singtoil

>>221404173
you need some sazón in yo life

hate music

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>>221404138
energy

>>221404179
>>221404217
this is both me

Sick to bastard death of how old everything is here
House has a fucking open fireplace in the bedroom, would trade it in an instant for some soulless apartment block in America

>>221404208
not on human sexuality and family dynamics

>>221404217
yes same but it leaves me feeling tired, haven't slept properly in ages

>>221404231
bit desperate of him. if he's not sorted out a shag for the summer by now it's probably over

going into town to buy some t shirts and not looking forward to interacting with the cashier
especially if they are a chad or a woman

>>221404261
his song is beautiful

might howl then again i might scream

>>221401093
Holding and preparing for that microphone like a BBC

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When did he go mad???

>>221404238
>If you don't give ten billion more dollars Kyiv will fall by end of week

Love boozing but keep it to the weekends exclusively (and not every weekend)
Same with nicotine

>>221404299
cor chipped balls

>>221404188
The question is who is opressed and who is not, you fucking idiot.

>>221404261
ktim

>>221404299
he's just a boring old trust fund tarq that's never had a real job and has a chip on his shoulder about being an artist

he's not mental

>>221404332
would you care if all the charlie kirk types in the US were rounded up and brutally slaughtered?

>>221404296
You are mentally ill

imagine if you had a chip in your balls and an app on your phone that connected to it to show you your semen stats

>>221404342
*posts my cummy willy*

>>221404342
if it's art he's doing he's definitely committed to the bit

>>221402538
Great song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfyjwChuNU

rorke is finished
FINISHED

>>221404361
i would personally oversee their execution

Didn't mind watching Tom Scott for ten minutes a week but can't be arsed with these half hour videos he's doing now

>>221404361
Are you on drugs or borderline retarded?
What in the name of the Olympians are you asking?

>>221404383
lad that happened 13 years ago

>>221404396
ktim farming

took 50 mins to cum today
ssris have destroyed my penis

depressions back

Don't like the yids but find it hard to care about palestine, blowing up russians is a far higher priority
Sooner they fuck off back to their frozen hovels on the asiatic steppe the better

Just found out that after the Ukraine war started, the Russian government decided to sue Google for more money than exists in total on the entire Earth. Mental.

rape rorke

>>221404428
Ah yes hello Mr Neoliberal Zionist NAFOid

>>221404428
kill them all i say

The completely organic Russiaposting

>>221404428
ukrainians are literally russians and just as "asiatic" (whatever that means) as them

what are some good /brit/ approved youtube channels in 2026? for a general audience