giantess edition
Gillian Keegan owes me sex
>which pump? ah 11 okay. have a good day sir.
ATTENTIONI AM PUTTING THE HEATING ONREPEATI AM PUTTING THE HEATING ON
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
Wearing a hawaiian shirtActiveee
The vibes? Summerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
>>221435864post her naked giantess tits
>>221435938to be murdered in this sordid way. quartered like some… low thief! SHAME!
>>221435947dont think i've ever heard this befor ein my life
eat my tea with my hands in bed
we cant have rorke in our social club no more
Would let Charlotte from Sainsburys handle my plumshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H31QloNSJVk
>>221436015Shame on the house of ptolemy
Need to move to is La Villa Real de la Santa Fé de San Francisco de Asís
>>221436027it was his medication
>>221436027social club? HE’S GOTTA GO
nth for the baddiedem
>>221436047Greeks eat chips, bruv
>>221436047magaluf and ibiza are party destinations. they aren’t known for their fine local cuisine
>>221435947Trueee
posted the internet slags again award
Is there any reason why we shouldn't have a weighted democracy system, whereby votes are weighted by understanding of politics (independently adjudicated through standardised testing)? Nobody should be completely disenfranchised, but it's genuinely absurd that mouth-breathing imbeciles like you should have the same voting rights as intellectual heavyweights like you
SEX WITH MEI
>it's genuinely absurd that mouth-breathing imbeciles like you should have the same voting rights as intellectual heavyweights like you
If I live in the UK and speak with a US accent, is it 100% (and I mean 100%) acceptable or will I face any kind of "uhhh, why aren't you saying watuh mate?"Context: I am 59358395839583 times more natural in General American accent spoken English but once I try ANY British accent I sound COMICAL
>>221436168raped bame
reckon that lads vote wont count for much lol
>>221436183jordan be kidding me
>[Deleted]lol
>>221436047only the working class onesanyone above the poverty line thinks trying different foods and restaurants constitutes a hobby
cunts sake it's back down sort it out sweden
how come hotels get busier as the week goes on
>>221436183no one will care other than racists who won't like you for the colour of your skin rather than your accent
switching up the bot proxy are we?
whats a job where you can listen to music all day
>>221436278warehouse
>>221436262basedBASEDBASEDnow I can learn the US accent and master it in peace. endless content, uniform, no variations, and more forgivingTHANK you Chad
>>221436278night receptionist at a hotel night security guard
>>221436122Spaino looks exactly like this
>>221436278musicianmusic reviewer
>>221436278Musician
Yoooo, some one pays!
>>221436278mastering engineer
>>221436258Been listening through all your troubles, no issues on my end
>>221436278poosician
>>221436278bus driver
>>221436278Stripper
>>221436347europoor problem maybe
Having a lie down
what is his problem lmao
the love after the hatethe love we leave too late
>>221436278headphone quality assurance professionsl
throw my money everywhere
>>221436460blud needs to have some sex arse
thanks google
>>221436460what's with jews and making tv/movies about teenage sex
grim state of the lads wearing decathlon gear
>>221436460leave our gillian alone you scum fuck bastard
https://vocaroo.com/1e3as37mLzRVmade a new song lads
think my margarine has gone off as it tasted a bit sour on my toast
chuka umunna that takes me back
>>221436460My theory is that Glinner wants to be a tranny himself and is jealous of all the cute young shaggable trannies out there living their lewd tranner lives so he lashes out at other trannies. Self hate basically.
weird incellious freaks
>>221436612nothing wrong with cheap gym shit
>>221436637
>>221436637ehhhh macarena!
>>221436637lmao what was their party calledtheir lil reform nuk#
>>221436619groovy
oh god it's happening
>>221436590You wouldn’t understand Rorke, you missed out on it mate. People like to recapture magical meaningful periods of their lives.
>>221436640same is true for ricky gervais
>>221436670Would let the middle one finger my arse while sucking my cock
sat by myself in a restaurant
>>221436706Doubt it I think Ricky is just asexual or possibly a closeted gay. He always seemed disgusted whenever non-gay sex was brought up on the podcast and on his radio show and quickly changed the subject.
>>221436637What the fuck? Remember his split party flopping then him joining lib dems then quitting politics for finance. Should've stuck with lib dems, when reform make a mess a charismatic lib dem leader would actually stand a chance of becoming PM
Incelliannus Chuddfricanus, legionary of the 13th legion
>>221436744power move
>>221436705>A queer director making a slasher franchise sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's 'final girl,' leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos.don't think that's the case with this one
>>221436766Mad how cooking can get you a career in stand-up with podcasts etc.
>>221436832What are you chatting on about Greekmong?
>>221436785Under the orders of Biggus Dickus
someone at work caught me talking to the social anxiety suicidal ideation demons in my head
>>221436706nah ricky wanted to be david bowieor robert palmeractually I think it was david sylvian
nuke sweden
She’s perfect
>>221436788yeah mate it's a power move to have nobody is it
>>221436870Keep your head up lad
>>221436744screaming htis is often me>>221436906pic non related?
>>221436744people will just assume you're travelling
rorke is a raped individual
>>221436923*writes down something in my little notebook*
>>221436744Post pics
>>221436974Pic very much related. Would cuddle and marry and have babies with
>>221436896why, it's a lovely place
*does a Mario ground pound on a niggers willy*
>>221436923have nobody or need nobodyall a matter of perspecitvemovie
:(After seeing what benzo withdrawal did to Jordan Peterson I would touch those things with a mile long stick
>>221437052shit software devs tho
you should probably check the expiration dates on your passports if you still have a red one
>>221436681>>221436896thanks lad, worked hard on it
>>221437036seen hundreds of girls better looking/vibe than her just walking around london today lol
god loves you
>>221437091better than u
>>221437108name one
total simp death
your mum loves you
>>221437134whys he always fucking me over then? the devil did it did he? fuck off m8
Got the 'try on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMx1IhNzTQ
had one of those moments where I realise just how utterly fucked up and unfixable my life issorry lads what I mean to post is WAHEYYYYYY POO WEE RORKE SEX ARSE!!!!!!
Any fellow KHHVers here?
>>221437091don't care meself, software devs are all bizarre people for somehow enduring such boring work, it's no surprise to me that many are known for being psychologically odd
get the 2004scape account created
>suddenly in dire need of a shit>like actually moments from shitting myself>duck into a nearby train station>walking fast towards the toilets>a guard stops me>'can I see your ticket?'>...I'll be honest man I just really need to use the toilet>'sorry but you have to leave if you don't have a ticket'>I'm about to shit myself man, can I please use the toilet?>'if you don't leave, (whatever shit he said)'>incredulous, leave>shit myself I have never been asked to show my ticket just for being in a train station in my entire fucking life until today. and out of the hundreds of people there packing the platform, too.
Old man stopped me to compliment my hawaiian shirt and tell me about his time in Hawaii as a marine.... nobody cares you slaved for ZOG old man
>>221437213love the second half of this post
your mum is god
>>221437087when was the last time you talked to someone real
>>221437185>>221437341*mom
lvl 3 skiller logging in
under the boardwalkwith his schlong in rorke's mouth
>>221437300jobsworth
>>221437108You’re probably a kardashianist. Not all of us like large bottoms and thick duck lips
>>221437300why didnt you just threaten him?
>>221437310sounds like that could have been a time to bond with your father but you got autistic about 4chan bollocks insteadwell done :)
Rorke's Awakening
one of my childhood friends died today :(
Kardashianist sounds like a faction in the Russian Civil War
>>221437441sorry to hear that lad :(
>>221437087I just realized JP is gone. that christian surrounded thing was his last moment. I do think he went off the rails but I hope he's all right.
>>221437134Tru say>>221437376Just thanked God
>>221437441i'm sorry, bro
>>221437467>I do think he went off the rails but I hope he's all right.he is almost certainly dead or dying
>>221437390mumm
The Summer Rorke Turned Pretty
>>221437461Down with this sort of thing
Live in a 99% white town but they still find the only darkie in the tri-state area to hold the construction signs >>221437433It was a rando zogling not my own old man
running nats
*mummy
>>221437466>>221437505thx fellas
>>221437412tard
wow, 3 months? explains a lot
Mental gooseberg family on the river this morningCan't all be their goslings surely
>>221437441catberg noooo
gay porn willy bum fart poo jizz crisps rorke virgin sex arse balls leftypol spaff knobule beers
gordon peterson is a total moron
get the bloody ai pictures posted
>>221437584goslings? they're just like me...
>>221437584holy basedfertility goddess
>>221437574>confessions of a keir
karamja vibes
>>221437661Cor
>>221437661holy basedfertility goddess
>>221437679this is what I'm bringing all summer long
>>221437661now thats more like it
>>221436640just thinking about Father Ted>Clit Power>Ted in the lingerie sectionyeah think you're right
mental how I am me and you are you *really thinks about it*
>>221437661Rorke’s sister when she see cronem across the street
Thoughts on this haircut?
>>221437740but I'm you
>>221437762spainfreak
>>221437740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHM0XwWVJxo
>>221437768cutehis best one evermust include sideburns in the correct size and shape for your particular face
forts on this haircut
just thought of a humourous post lads, in essence the post is interracial sex.
>>221437765couldn't even get him on the right side of the ovenif you're gonna keep spamming this you could at least put some effort in
SpainCHAD mindraped this general
>>221437878miss him
>>221437885I posted it exactly twice for yoube more appreciative
Ive got no facial hair
>>221437740only i am iyou are daemonic bugman paedophile npc cattle with ZERO theory of mind
>>221437891corrstien spaffberg
>>221437891corr might become horrifically morbidly obese and plot to kidnap her
>>221437948the national pastime
meg visited your general again
need these gatitos pronto >>221427463
Imagine a world in which girls were taller than boys haha
imagine a world in which there is no fetish AI slop
>>221437955i look like this
A toast!
wonder where mousey is these days
>>221437842look like fairly normal people. a bit quirky and naive
>>221438005*moris her*
imagine all the people
>>221438022this is like the japanese hentais where big titty milfs have sex with young boys
>>221438089killing for money
>>221437441Sorry lad :(>>221437467Pageau has been visiting JP, he can be sharp and like his old self for 30 mins at a time but afterwards he would break down. Pageau thinks it's a spiritual issue that will resolve if JP commits himself to Christ. Pageu implying what many of JP's audience had been thinking, if JP never makes a public appearance again and says it himself. That JP is a cultural Christian agnostic who sympathises with Christianity but won't convert. Something like Wittgenstein's case I imagine
think a lot of people in this country get their moral needs met from football, we are the good guys they are the bad guys etc. not sure how my theory works if you support city or chelsea or millwall but its a work in progress
Right well that's two pints of water I've just downed then isn't it
>>221438089imagine less of them
Just can't get on board with jap stuff I don't like non whites you see
who wants to kiss my tummy?
Anyone want a coffee?
An inverted nipple (occasionally invaginated nipple) is a condition where the nipple, instead of pointing outward, is retracted into the breast. In some cases, the nipple will be temporarily protruded if stimulated. Both women and men can have inverted nipples.
>>221438022>>221438098Corrrrrr submissive shota
turn rorke into a tranny and have sex with her
*rorke walks into the room and the lights turn on*
>>221438163no thanks I'm having the chocolate cinnamon chai
If the Jewish zog media tells me to jump, I sit
>>221438192hooray!
>>221438192good post, what even is that thing also
>>221438192plump little man
>>221438200oh you're a woke
>no thanks I'm having the chocolate cinnamon chai
sup yodie
>>221438240so your actions are determined by the jewish zog media then
>>221438240rorke's first sentence of the about me section on his cv
>>221438267dunno>>221438289it's nice
Well, that's me turned 30. Maaan, I loved my twenties. I worked hard, partied hard, went on crazy adventures, met some amazing people and fell in love more times than I care to count. But it's time to buckle down now. I need to slow down on the drink. On the partying. I need to start pouring my passion into my career. First one into the office. Last one to leave. I need to be stronger and healthier. A Heineken 0.0%. A Strava account. A bone broth. A green tea. Sure, I can go out every now and then but I've got to start somewhere. Tall oaks from little acorns. The best time to start was yesterday, the second best time is now. I'll do it for my future wife. My future children. My future self. I'll do it all for a clue.
>>221438250Keir Gascoigne
>>221438320blog on you boring bastard
mumberg just guffed and it fucking reeks
I can't post
>>221438320yeah?
can't stop watching puke porn
Can't or won't
>>221438128whats happened to kermit now is he back on the benzos
>>221438320oh yeah? mental *loudly yawns*
>>221438359Yet you've posted it again
>>221438129Arsenal only gives me existential dread, a trophy at the cost of 5 to 10 more years of Artetaball
>>221438250sir chin tester
>>221438320may god kill me if i ever manage to turn into this
might have a gay porn wank while the straight porn playing on my phone watches
>>221438355do you sit on the sofa like the royle family and britpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JFMd73AzQ
on the blueberry ice velos
this pseudophedrine shit is great
bring your child to /brit/ day
>>221438401He's a suffering from akathisia, he's been off social media for months if not a year by now
based Israel crushing it on eurovision
I'm a maladjusted freak
/brit/ test tomorrow make sure you revise
>>221438649Question 1: why was spainlads trip banned?
need more paracetamol the dysmenorrhea is ramping up once again :'(
>>221438600>akathisiawent there on holiday last yearwas nice
>>221438649*writes poo in every text box*
who can stop him
>>221438710rok
>>221438710who would want to
>>221438710Rorikku
>>221438649*writes Rorke on my cheatsheet*
>>221438710call the police we have an interloper
>>221438710Oh, I don't know. Let me guess, the answer is "Bradley Walsh" or something equally as juvenile.
>>221438649sample from previous years test:> who is this young man? and what accomplishments did he achieve in his time on the forum? (100 words minimum)
>>221438649Question 2: Which /brit/ poster resides in the dangerous town of Maple Ridge, British Columbia?
>>221438837turtdon't know
>>221438837poo
>>221438673It wasn't
>>221438837ponyboy ahh nigga
>>221438890Incorrect Spainlads trip was banned for posting cp
>>221438615why do you like israel?they are bad people
barley poo
>>221438933When
>>221438837turt... whatever happened there?
might become indonesian
How was Jesus dying a sacrifice when he came back 72 hours later?
>Christopher Nolan explains his choice to cast Travis Scott in ‘The Odyssey.’>“I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap”
>>221439037bravo nolan
what do u reckonlads
>>221439037That cracked me up, I've seen him speak in an interview and cannot imagine him saying that
>>221439037nolan's wife, blacked, many times
>>221439037How the fuck did the interviewer not reply with>uhhhhhhh Chris what the fuck are you talking about?
imagine how noisy a crucifixion must have been when they were just doing it to a regular blokenot something i'd want in my neighbourhood, man screaming for hours or days
>>221439037LOL
>>221438938Cope
>>221439061Reckon oil on canvas portrait painting should be more common. Every town should have an affordable portraitist. We should all get them done for our LinkedIn profile pictures. None of that camera and photography (foreign) faff.
Chris Nolan is an excellent auteur exactly 1/3 of the time
>>221438520no
>>221439144for you
aflong aflong kong
rorke squeezing out half a dozen long eggs
cannot for the life of my find employment in europe that im wondering if getting work experience in south america is the move
little lord rorkeleroy
might try for a poo.
>>221439133i heard that israelis discriminate against and harass black jews from ethiopiai also heard that at one time, the israeli government disposed of all blood donated by ethiopian jews on the grounds that they were unclean
if a woman said to me "do you want to shag" i'd be like "um no thanks"
>>221439217does your mums fart waft into your smelly bedroom
ya like jazz?
>>221439325it's just not on is it
>>221439347peering through binoculars out his mansion window and going I CAN SEE ONE! every time he spots a black
>>221439389need her to humiliate me
it's too late to make a /balt/+/ausnz/ so I will just chill around here for a while Eesti is another thing altogether, we sing pirate songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0thmP4Tbwo
>>221439378not really, but i can see why people do
Said I was 12 here once as a joke and got a ban for it
>>221439433sc
>>221435947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eR8oW9F-f0
>>221439020Christ died, reviving doesn't negate his sacrifice. Represents Christ's eternal victory over sin. Christ still bore the sin of men throughout time on that cross >>221439037Should've casted YoungBoy NBA
>>221439389looks like one of those naughty russian films where she looks after man's best friendnot that I watch such filth
>>221439466onko viro kiro saasana tana?
any st albans the horn man in
>>221439466If every Estonian woman is as attractive as Kaja Kallas then I need to move to Estonia
might get a weighted blanket. i reckon being pinned down comfortably would be good for me. no homo
>>221439498how does being crucified mean you bear all sins
>>221439144I've seen a few of his flicks and they were all good. A few I haven't seen though.
>>221439588literally under one right now in bed. it does feel nice
>>221439501dunno what you mean
New>>221439566
>>221439640>>221439640
NEW>>221439660>>221439660>>221439660
>>221439325Saw her playing Star Trek yesterday>>221439466Based aiboo
>>221439677lost by seconds to two dogshit forren news
>>221439609Christ died to redeem all of man, he was the pure lamb and scapegoat. It's up to us if we accept his covenant