>>221442570i drink that
dentistberg ripped out my tooth today
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cakeif the way is hazy you gotta do the cooking by the bookyou know you can't be lazy!never use a messy recipie!the cake will end up CRAZY!
bratty bellingham whining to his butler on facetime that the 68 quid shower gel hasnt been restocked yet
right well that's technically not a gore webm but feels like it is
>>221442621you should have got the tooth off them or they do rituals with it
guess what I'm doing lads
>>221442631describe it cause i will never click on that stuff
>>221442649cyclist falls of bike and winds himself
Not on then is it lads
work in 2 hours
>>221442646being a gay annoying wanker?
>>221442638similarly to how simple, primitive minds cannot find the joy in poo posting, the monkey sees the poo and is frightened
sir keir slimmer
many nova scotia gaels believed certain people had "two sights" (ordinary vision plus glimpses of the spirit world, future events, or death omens [e.g., seeing a shroud or funeral procession around a living person]). this gift often ran in families and tied into sìth (fairy) lore. it persists in oral accounts into modern times.
Does anyone else here WANK, or is it just me who likes to WANK my WILLYA good WANK never hurt anybody
>>221442637looked way better in the bathrobe when she could pass as Mediterranean the second she unveiled that heathen attire I could smell the webm and was repulsed
>>221442570need one of these to remove the stale fart stench from my chair
MY GOAT
scared to click on the momcest threads on /gif/ incase kier starmer releases the hounds
tim's getting fatter they need to get him on a treadmill
>>221442676what do you do lad
in games with good and evil options i always default to good and find it difficult to be evil
>>221442684kek I am two of those things
>>221442646RIP to a real nigga
curry is not the national dish but it is the imperial dish
the belgian fluctuating between posting normally and some of the homoerotic posts he's ever conjured uphe's becoming unstable
>>221442726i run big printers
>>221442711>weinidoghuh?
Have your neighbours all been clapping for Keir?
>>221442744love this I'd do that, I still remember when people did the clapping during covid
would you go to a circus to watch an all-female troupe of clowns perform?
sir keir clapper
>>221442744Been clapping ur mum since 8AM bruv
think im closer than ive ever been to committing suicide
it might be time for you boys to fuck off now
>>221442762never heard one clap in my neighbourhoodfilled me with civic pride that did
>>221442721Dont think he can walk much. The 18 months in an nhs bed have done him.
>>221442782Lmao at the soyface
>>221442743Still goin this asshole
>>221442768god i hate women
ting is starved of BWC and you're WANKING?
>>221442768seen her naked
>>221442779
>>221442796poor tim
>>221442782dont like the big weird looking spot on his willy, it puts me off
>>221442809skill issueor just open the menu and disable them if you're a pussy
Why they protesting Israel being in Eurovision?
… scored an early bedtime with a mystery gift (I can’t use Amazon - my account is locked) wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
get the ULEZ charge paid
was watching a manyvids girl doing a lesbian has sex with her little brother roleplay on a tube site and she had this pouch thing on her stomach that looked like it had been stapled to hergoogled "what does a colostomy bag look like" and sure enough that's what it wasNever actually seen one before
>>221442837Because israel are mass murdering women and children
>>221442779Same but yet I persist.
>>221442866Why’s that?
>>221442837not in europe is italso Russia got excluded for starting a war so why shouldn't Israel?
>>221442864shes doing porn with a poo bag on her stomach?
>>221442864did he... you know
>>221442890Think they’ve always been in it, like Australia. What war?
>>221442878Evil
>>221442893yeah really took me out of it when she took off her clothes and there it was
rokes gonna fucking freak out when reform get in and dont do a singular thing
>>22144291Invasion of Lebanonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Lebanon_war
kind of mental how audio is able to be perfectly captured and reconstructed using nothing but discrete samples innit
>>221442919>What war?Most ignorant human being award
>>221442921What they doing? Killing them with lasers tied to sharks or something?
>>221442961He’s baiting you
thinking of playing rust recently
haven't left London in four years
do you really believe in this stuff from far away places just because the news told you it's real
business idea: book-accurate Shrek remake
Iran? No you didn't
>>>/fit/77260341>>>/fit/77260341>>>/fit/77260341new as it was
>>221442961>>221442973>>221442992I don’t really watch the news. Don’t even know if other countries really exist or if everyone’s having me on
>>221443014shrek wasn't a bookit was made purely as a promotional vehicle for smash mouthnot many people know that
>>221443045I don't reckon everything is as they tell us
Need Emma Watson to poot in my face.
>>221443042bodybuilders are a type of tranny if you think about it
>>221442837A lot of people just don’t like Jews. Sad in 2026 but that’s just the way it is
more mentally ill people should have unregulated access to the internet and also receive a regular stipend from the state in order to provide content, much cheaper than masterchef or whatever
>>221443061He transitioned....to a beast
>>221443061>make yourself look 20 years older for 20lbs of muscle bro anonymous strangers will think you're so buff yeah i can see it
need the garden tended
>>221443061Just ridiculous, worse than a bloke in a dress
>>221443084an infertile gay beast with crippling self-image issues
>>221443088bodybuilding is an art
She’s going to cook for you, clean for you, give you daily blowjobs and worship the ground you walk on. So what if she’s a little funny looking?
Reckon all the government statistics are faked
>>221443103think you missed the name field
>>221442837Imagine watching her get fucked down N I G G E R S T Y L E by a pack of unrelenting 12 inch coal black congo rods, every hole stuffed airtight by tree trunk width jambo man shango stick
get them spanked
>>221443116ripped that freak to piss
>>221443117Thanks mate
He’s only just gone and done it. Survived the coup. Time to crack down on the traitors and the counter revolutionaries. Enemies of the people
>>221443132:/
>>221443144sir beer slurper
>>221443144sir keir stalin
Sir Coup Survivor
you guys realise the great indian famine of 2027 is now locked in and inevitable due to fertiliser shortages and Europe will see hundreds of millions of refugees next year, right?
Sir Chicken Scratch
Anyone done that app where you get all thr food the restaurant was going to throw away for cheap
He’s only just gone and done it. Survived the poop. Time to crack down on the smears and dingleberries. Enemies of the underwear.
sir peel banana
>>221443181did somebody say bin dip?!?
might jerk off and pass out with a belly covered in cum
>>221443173Will just blame Winston Churchill
Nigel's first act as PM? housing two hundred million refugees in Green constituencies.
>>221443202only done that a few times in all my years of wanking, just feels gross
>>221443173If this actually happens I'm actually moving to deepest Russian Siberia whether I'm allowed in the country or not
Sir Hindu Starver
Lord God Emperor Sir Keir Starmer
the larson filesepisode 4
Keir "the Fear" Starmer
>>221442734chat is this real
Keir "Rear Spanker" Starmer
>>221443202dont do that anymore after i blasted my eye and mouth with my own jizz
>>221443215thats just the ones from the faragewave
>>221443173churchills fault
Got the Faragewave playing on
the daniel larson threat tracker
Wes Streeting and Andy Burnham are Reform running dogs
Sir Gigantamax Starmie
Thinking about how much I hate the peasantry
i hope everyone has a good day tomorrow
>>221443322Thank you kindly
You don't think I do, but I do
>>221443322shant
>enters cabinet"I'm not resigning">a hand raises to ask a question"Shut up">scans the room for other idiots"Thank you">leaves
>>221443322problematic
>>221443322i hope so toolife been shit lately
head like a fucking
>>221443260cover your eyes
Sir Good Day Haver
Sir Lewis Hamiltondont know what im doing but i wanted to get involved in the fun :-)
Sad seeing the state of Doctor Who these daysRemember when it used to be a national institution
>greetings of the daywhat the fuck does that mean?
Mental how the Labour left don't realise how unpopular they actually are. They genuinely believe the council estates are ready to accept trannies so long as they give out free shit. They look at Reform crushing them in the election and think doing the exact opposite will help them win.
>>221443132why is he wearing a turban and pants
>>221443376it's mohamed
Sir Keir Starmer needs to stay PM as long as possible as his resignation would be detrimental to the sir keir starmer gimmick on /birt/
Mods are asleep, post 2000s indie bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWU1B6Gwb1w&t=4
>>221443354good post x
>>221443061looks like gay fetish illustration on the right
>>221443355Only person I ever knew who really liked Dr Who was the son of my mum's black friendKid had a little autistic fit at our house when it was almost Dr Who o'clock and he might miss the episode
Gyaldem cry if you run over a pigeon on the road but eat lamb chops for dinner
>>221443061I just want to get 15% BF and 70kg. This is my only target.
>>221443387https://youtu.be/YC8FET-EGVM
Me eating pigeon and running over lambs
>>221443406I've known multiple nerdy girls who were really into it.
Sir Lamb Banana
>>221443406only that i knew were my engish cousinsi remember when they came up to scotland and would sit in awe at our sky tv dish but still wanted to sit and consume dr who. something which was baffling to us as who would want to watch freeview that wasnt a pentioner? anyways my siblings and i just laughed at them
Have to keep my window shut 24/7 now because the Polish cunt I live next door to can’t go four fucking seconds without chain smoking right underneath my window. The ban on cigarettes cannot come soon enough.
>>221443463motion activated strobe light
>>221443459>sky tv dishOhhh mr fancy dan, never had sky me, we were povvos you see
>>221443463Could be worse. Could be a weedmong
Humpday tomorrow. Let's keep our eyes on the prize. After that it's the home stretch.
>>221443500was more the fact they were that obsessed with dr who.just never got it desu
isn't doctor who that quantum leap rip-off
>>221442711Don’t know much about this guy but I remember he came off as a bit of a twat in the election debates a few years ago
Is mountbliss legit?
>>221443548chainsaw party
>>221443463My neighbour smokes fags even at 4am and it doesn't matter if the window is closed it somehow comes through the thins walls and it smells even worse through the walls
>>221443502Weed doesn’t smell even half as bad a cigarettes, inspite of what redditors and boomers say
how do bongbros even deal with the fact that you dominated music,movies,tv-shows at least in Europe till the 2000´s but now you are culturally completly irrelevant and your country get´s overrun with 3rd worlder Orks meanwhile your goverment is busy with preparing an imagination war with slavic orks with Russia that will never happen? must be depressing to be a bong in the year 2026. Winning 2 world wars doesent make you a winner i guesshttps://youtu.be/ITg14gb3ofo?si=Nhyz9L_vellToRuS
I got 21 seconds to flowI got 21 seconds to go'Cos if you like me lemme knowLet me in da studioI got 21 seconds before I got to go
Has a woman ever worshipped your arm?
>>221443573T. Weedmong
>>221443575you one of them eastern germans then
>>221443573I smelled weed once and it was just somebody making a spliff not even smoking it and it made me want to compromise to a permanent end every weedoid
>>221443173I’ve heard enough, Britishers must pay the forty seven jagillion billion trillion of reparations we stole and must immediately grant Indian open borders to the UK
>>221443435Never listened to this. So many bands around that time, I never listened to all of them
>>221443575ancient cycle of death and regeneration
>>221443585I make love to daddy's arms and hands because they are hairy and beautiful
>>221443355it was always shit but in an entertaining way. bad storylines and plot armourpartly think it comes down to special effects improving. if the aliens look ridiculous it keeps it entertaining and creative, if they look decent you feel like the show is taking itself far too seriously for what it is
>>221443573it smells "better" in a way but still as obnoxious as cigs
never watched dr who in my life
This country honestly feels like one big retirement home. Walking down the street the average age must be late 40s by this point. I see far more 70 year olds pottering about doing nish all but cashing their pensions than I do people my age. Must be lovely living as a young person in a country which actually has young people. Shame I’ll never fucking know it
>>221443663obut i see them oh so all the timemr
got the mouth tape applied now for a restful night of sleep
>>221443663Theyre usually in cities in certain suburbs around universities or party areas
>>221443442Never knew a single nerdy girl into itAll the girls who were into it only had a casual interest because they fancied David Tennant
>>221443663That is no country for young menThe old, pottering about doing nish all, birds in the trees
oh mi corazon <3
>>221443631>if the aliens look ridiculous it keeps it entertaining and creative, if they look decent you feel like the show is taking itself far too seriously for what it isyou say that but the aliens looking ridiculous was one of the main reasons it got cancelled in the 1980sthe BBC higher ups kept comparing it to Star Wars and Trek
runtoil on the morrow but ah, I can't be arsed
And just like that, the year of the Linux laptop has arrived.https://googlebook.google
https://youtu.be/868YQyzPBkgHerbie Hancock had a fucking time machine what a TUNE
>>221443730>Google unveils AI-native laptops called Googlebookgrim grim grim
why do people call android systems linux 1. not the same just same foundation2. people who use android devices are completely different from the mongs who spend all day in the terminal and brainstorming what distro they should use
mrs said she wants to pegg me
I want to have sex with Emma Watson where she’s constantly farting during.
>>221443730ive never been so disinterested in anything ever
>>221443794flag checks out
>>221443663i see some vids in english towns not named London and the number of old geezers miling about aimlessly is insane, all smoking too lol
>bahamas proxylmao emmafreak got banned
>>221443794Get on the bottom diet, the lube warmed, the arse stretched, a bussy busted.
>>221443795emmayank got a new iPhone, immediately began saving pictures of Emma Watson while holidaying in the Bahamas scream
>>221443794why do germans like frogposting so much
i have two mums
sir lube warmer
women would rather hold their gas and end up in a hospital with pain from it than fart near their partner so idk where this fetish comes from
>>221443823Same old phone and same old Emma pics.
>>221443836bro watched a tenth of the mcdonalds video before realizing he needed to press back and screenshot the channel for /brit/
>>221443824nowt wrong with frogposting lad
Until you've had to keep your cool while black teenagers tug on your cloak every time you turn around as you try to buy produce I don't want to hear it
>>221443806Guess again.
>>221443824Just love frogs innit (waited until exactly midnight to post this)
>>221443866that proves nothing
>>221443387https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttcboE1GrNg
>>221443873you nailed it
huge frog guy me
>>221443873>00:00:00
want to like Restore Britain but every time I'm reminded Carl from Swindon is involved it turns me right offwhy can't we just have a normal right-wing party
das ist /froschzone/ ^^
There's resting bitch face, is resting miserable face such a thing?Either I'm doing a poor job of hiding it or my internal misery shows up far too much, been asked if I was alright by random strangers more than I'd be willing to admit
>>221443585reminds me of that short lived trend in porn where they'd get a giant guy to fuck a petite lady and to emphasize the size difference she you measure her skeley forearms against his cock
>>221443663and they love to vote!they love the winter fuel allowance and pension lock!so worth tanking the country over!
we need another lockdown to prevent the spread of hantavirus
leftypol looking deeply into the eyes of rorje
>>221443944Look forward to not taking the vaccine again
>>221443863faring with my groove man fist in your throng hole and pillring your boy teat
ANOTHER 3 TRILLION TO PENSIONERS
mi nombre es rorje
eat out to help out
unironically want another lockdown as it gives me a valid excuse to be a NEET
>>221443873how did you do it?
Found this disabled girls tiktok and half her videos are AI with her caretaker as her boyfriend getting married
Spanish people love to larp as progressive but let these sit on their shelves
Lisa Nandy sitting on my face
>>221443996So this is rorje?
>>221443984Usual stuff, I just had a 2nd tab on the screen with uk time up so I could hold down and let go of submit on 00:00
>>221443996Wanted to buy these bastards last time I was in Spain but it had WOKE packaging with the little black fella removed, no point buying without it
>>221444006el screamero
>>221443996Germans unironically eat chocolate marshmallow things known as Super Dickmann's
>>221444043Tunnock in German means dog rapistSoSwings and roundabouts
>>221444043Need that Dick in my gob
the german mind is something else
right well thats a trannards giant willy and massive hanging bollocks isnt it
>>221444082oh my gosh
>>221444026My brother bought me some home back in 2022/2023Didn't even eat them just wanted the packaging
>>221444082Why the fuck would you troon out when you have a member that size
Seriously what did Britain gain from winning ww2
>>221444104They rebuke God
>>221444104maybe it's an aesthetic thing, plenty of transwomen keep fucking girls after they transition
>>221444118Israel
cor!
>>221444122bizarre
>>221444122because calling yourself a woman doesnt change having the mind of a straight man
>on a date finally>turns out shes trans ok best of a bad situation i guess>shes into me, go back to mine>cock mogs me beyond belief>mfw
the fuck is hantavirus
>>221444122yeah that one strictly only fucks cis women and personally I don't think she puts much effort into looking feminine so I've never been a fan
Why are you all so consumed with what others are doing with their own lives and bodies. Are you’re lives really so boring
why don't we turn human bodies into fuel instead of burying them or burning them
>>221444122there are transbians who exclusively fuck other trannies and nearly always hate cis men
The thousand year Starmer Reich has arrived.
I blame smosh for getting me into wanking.
Niggas cheat just for a nut and nothing else
>>221444187whythey have more in common with cis men than cis women
i'm only human after alldon't lay the bame on me
>>221444196how
>>221444208because they're mentalcis chasers = badtransbian chasers = good
>>221444218They would make videos imitating wanking with lotion and tissues that's where I got the idea from
>>221444184
>>221444204that's nuts!
>>221444226Do you remember Cannon Penis?
It happened. All of it.
Alright so the >>221444444 is coming up soon and we need all /birt/ posters to be at their battle stations ready to nab it for this thread
>>221443663they sure love standing in the middle of the street just staring at nothing
>>221444179how would you propose doing that
>>221444276need to make sure it happens if another thread so half the thread isnt third worlders for an hour
How far do you think a body ejected into space could continue on for?
Transbian, huh?Gay blokes, is it?
>>221444304What was that about?
>>221444304midge
>>221444308infinitely unless it became not body
>>221444187there's a lot of these on /lgbt/
>>221444304
>>221444360corr megaspaff
>>221444304wonder if he ever escalated it through legal recourse
>>221444184midge bastard
>>221444366Both involve Warwick Davis ironically
had to give piggyback rides to local jewish kids, one of them was especially rough and kept kicking me, wanted to buck him off but thought better of it
All ways feel chuffed and excited for a wank but then after I want to tie a noose of cheese wire around my neck then glue my hands to my head and jump of a chair
>>221444372He got ofcom involved so I heard, they're still working on it.
poo
everytime i see my poo in the pan i start screaming with laughter
Poofartscreaming
>>221444410see>>221444411
>>221444383How's that ironic
sex arse shite arse cunt arse piece of shit frenchmen poo screaming
Right those are digits then
want to lick a girl's ears
/brit/
>>221444444FUCK OFF CUNT
>>221444444WAHEY!
>>221444447Each one of them does vile, smelly farts.
>>221444444those are some digits now so they are now
>>221444447get fucked nonce
>>221444444wasted
>>221444444indeed they are
>>221444444
>>221444444sweet caroline bleedin eck
>>221444444witnessed
*readies sword and shield against the JFs flooding in from the get*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyN6aslxHzQ
190 mask off moment
Get it made.
>>221444503erm yeah no one's coming
So this is it then, the last /brit/
>>221439640
>>221444444based cunt obtains numbers
>>221444444gadam that's a god get anoni kneel
