Real Nigga Diet editionPrevious: >>221446486
Eating hot chips
>>221447795zitto animale
Once again I have come to expose the weak and defeated nation known as _____
>>221447802How was he not fat as fuck
People always told me, "Be careful of what you doDon't go around breakin' young girls' hearts" hee-hee
>>221447875Shamone
>>221447848Opioids + extremely physical, exhausting dance performances
>my asshole burns>BRUH>*does the robo-dance*
might jerk off soon, not sure what to jerk off to yet
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I remember when Michael Jackson died. I was 9 years old, my family and I were eating breakfast in a hotel in Georgia on a road trip to Disney World and we saw it on the news and my mom said "Michael Jackson died?!".I was at a hotel in Orlando on a separate Disney World trip when I learned Osama Bin Laden died, my dad (former marine) was all smiles
>>221447952>The Whisperer In The DarknessI know people hate this trope but I love the final sentence jump scare in this story
>>221447956have you asked him to teach you the basics of cqc?
>>221447802>Beverage Preferences:>White wine in Diet Coke can on *every* flight.
>>221447956thats crazy, how do I unsubscribe from your blog
>>221447956How much of your life has cumulatively been spent at Disney
>>221447976No, he died in 2013He told me several stories from his service, apparently multiple people shit their pants and had diarrhea running down their leg during boot camp when forced to run too much
>>221447802nigga loved him some CHIGGEN xD
>>221447985Click the Unsubscribe button at the bottom of this email>>221447989I've been to Disney World 5 or 6 times, but not since 2015. I went to Disneyland for the first time last year
>>221447995Crazy how common and accepted this is in the Running Communityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea
>>221448048>Runner's diarrhea, also known as runner's colitis,[1] the Indian shimmy[2] or runner's trots[>the Indian shimmyLel
Last time I went to Disney World was 2019 my uncle was supposed to come but he died in a motorbike accident 2 weeks before and his family already had tickets
>>221448067I don't know how motorcycles are legal
>>221448048What the fuck
>>221448048We are humans, we pee and poo, get over it
>>221448074There's pictures all over the internet of it
>>221448048>At the 2016 Summer Olympics – Men's 50 kilometres walk, Yohann Diniz led the race, but due to gastrointestinal issues, he fainted multiple times midrace. He was able to recover and finish in 8th place, six minutes behind the winner Matej Tóth, however he was disqualified immediately after finishing the race for drinking outside of designated hydration stations.[10]I watched this whole ordeal live on stream. It was the most fun I've ever had on /sp/. I am still mad the olympics decided to remove the death march.
>>221448071If people want to die the government should have no day on it
>>221447956I was going to a little league game when my parents heard it from Melissa Block on NPR. They and all the other adults were all just surprised and sad, and I asked "who's Michael Jackson", to which they then played some of his music and showed me The Simpsons episode when we got home. Started a love affair with the guy that didn't end until I was ~14 when I got into other stuff and I didn't get back into until a few weeks ago with the movie.As for Bin laden, I remember him dying well because my Dad had CNN on in the background doing hosuework and it was hgue news. I remember people launching fireworks and celebrating while Party In The U.S.A played everywhere for the rest of that year. Better times.
>>221448091LOL
I swear I remember Michael Jackson died in 2007 not 2009
>>221448067He should have had his funeral there>>221448091The 2016 Olympics are endlessly fascinating.
>>221448116I thought he died in the 90s
>>221448048Also long distance running and its corresponding diarrhea is associated with cancer>During extreme endurance exercise, blood is diverted away from the intestines and redirected to working muscles, causing temporary oxygen starvation (ischemia). This process—responsible for runner’s diarrhea and cramps—damages the intestinal lining. Some experts hypothesize that decades of this repeated injury-and-repair cycle could theoretically allow cell mutations to occur, promoting the growth of precancerous polyps (adenomas).
Thought I wanted the whole chocolate bar but I couldn't finish it
>>221448149It was all this poop talk that turned you off
Please no more poop talk
>>221448158Poop talk makes me hungry for poo
>>221448158>>221448164Well I already started pivoting from poo to cancer
>>221448158>all this poop talk that turned you offRare Whiteness test (we all passed)
>>221448172Just yesterday we had videos posted in this general of a white man eating poop and preparing to eat diarrhea
I wanna eat a turd sandwich
King of the Hill is not as good as I remember it
I never see diarrhea porn its always nice solid shits
>>221448210Ah, a connoisseur of scat porn (healthy poop only)
>>221448205I watch it almost every single night and it's better than I remember
221448205kill yourself
You have the desire to eat diarrhea from a prolapsed anus
>>221448234I was watching facesitting porn the other day and I saw a thumbnail of a prolapsed anus video and it was so gross that I almost stopped jerking off
How about face sitting porn and scat porn combined
>>221448210>>221448217If the point of scat is to fetishize something extremely disgusting, wouldn’t diarrhea be relatively even more disgusting (ie better within that frame)
>>221448246Face shitting
>>221448236>almostPhew! Close call…
>>221448246Please noI like clean asses only
>>221448249Everyone has their limits.I bet most scat fetishists wouldn't eat the poop that came out of someone's body as they died and their muscles relaxed
this is meant to be a tranny right i'm pretty sure that's leg hair0:53https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXt_4pBPK4i thought it was a girl at first
How about Turding Point USA
>>221448271>eat the poop that came out of someone's body as they died and their muscles relaxedThat's what your dad does
Is the reason why dead people smell is because they pooped their pants
>>221448271I want a tally of how many people have ever done that in world history
11pm covfefetime anyone else?>>221447972I don't remember that at all.
>>221448293No. There’s a very specific non-poop smell of death. Kind of noxiously sweet. I’ve never encountered a dead person outside the likes of funerals, but I’ve stumbled on a few dead large animals on hikes and such
>>221448294You can become the first person in history
Dying is humiliating, why did God have to make you shit yourself
>>221448310Probably for the sake of the living so they don’t want to have sex with or eat your rotting corpse
Lucky is my favorite king of the hill character
Ever since I found out people shit themselves when they die its all I ever think about when I see a person die, that guy just shit himself
>>221448323Lucky and Kahn carry the late seasons of the show
>>221448336You see people die often?
>>221448353On /gif/
I haven't pooped all day today. Smth is WRONG.
>>221448366That's bad for your soul
>>221448407just say a lil prayer to jesus and you'll be alright, souls can take a beating
damn ,I wanna make some more miis in tomadachi life but I gotta go to bed soon
>>221447956phwoaranudda kittingtonshire i usedto own
Too many zoomer scum itt
anusberg is farting up a storm
>>221448511unc
>>221448562And proud.
>>221448546I wish it rained here
I always masturbate after shitting
>>221448293corr good posy diss
little did they knowthe pooington had been exacerbated post 'bationberh
Finally watched PlanetronikaI liked it, felt very French. Had everything going for it other than a decent plot/worldbuilding though. But it was impressive in ways that other little pilots aren't, and that's cool.
Tired but can't sleep I'm nuts nigga!
Dogberg taking up the entire fucking bed doesn't help either
>>221448734Idk what that is but you should watch Fantastic Planet
when I had the most money i've ever had, Bitcoin was $600, but I didn't know what it was.
>>221448813Was literally about to post this
>>221448813>Idk what that isInternet animation pilot>Fantastic PlanetHave watched it, it's a classic
https://youtu.be/d7A3PE03xoQ
I get a cartoony red vein on my head whenever I see a Xitter screenshot on 4chan
>>221448893I got a cartoony red vein on my dick when I see your mom
Walked right into that one
>>221448885Saw this, kek
why is every non-anglophone general so much more weebish
Legalize ranch!
>>221448936The world is a much more blissful place if you're not in an Anglophone country tapped into contemporary Anglophone politics/culture
>>221448936ugly people larp as anime characters, tale as old as time.
20 US marines descending upon Ram Ranch...
My meds wore off now I can beat my shmeat again
There is a distinctive, deeply uncanny horror to the way Jimmy Fallon laughs. Look it up—there are literally hundreds of videos showing him breaking out into laughter at the slightest provocation. It is not a reaction (he sometimes won’t even wait for his guest to get to their carefully scripted punchline). Rather, it is a performance, a sudden, corporeal convulsion.Fallon leans in his chair, as if pressed back by some unseen force. It’s accompanied by the ritualistic slapping of the desk, a sound that echoes like a gavel in a courtroom. Watching the Tonight Show in the deep hours of the night, beaming out from a phone screen or laptop, there’s an unshakeable impression that this is not really entertainment but a desperate kind of ritual.
Got gg allins beer picnic stuck in my head
sometimes i goon. other times i fap.
>>221449236I use those words interchangeably
Just shat out a big poo.
Nigga I ain't sleeping!!!
70% chance of rain later today guess I don't have to water mombergs plants
goodnight
>>221449331You stayed up later than usual
When will it get better?
>>221449484
Mockingbird outside won't shut the fuck upIt is 1:25 in the morning, shouldn't this bird be asleep?
>>221449566It's mating season for birds
>>221449581He does this every nightI think he's an incel...
>>221449614You two have a lot in common
https://youtu.be/kly6AiNJ0bU?si=KVWx64j_71w6EJDf&t=45
have to email myself a bunch of apu photos i found on the archive i lost my entire collection when i accidentally deleted my folder when i was moving shit around
>>221449757
am i the only person awake here?
>>221449811
>>221449807saved
>>221449821there is only room for 1 alien apu and its the one i posted i made him myself
>>221449843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZzjaKUxIw
Objective ranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vulDZObGf-8
>>221449978Quebec is the best one
>>221449994Wrong
>>221449978wait I forgot the maple leaf flag
>>221450070You also forgot the flag of Labrador
>>221450070do this one
You lived long enough for Canada to be a country people use to make negative comparisons to
my computer has been acting fucked up and slow since i downloaded milkshape 3d
>>221450120i remember when libtards worshipped canada like it was a utopia lol
fuark this song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIvfgyfVJU
>>221450180Bork
>>221450104They are a not a province>>221450108Ok hold on.>>221450120We are a warning to the rest of you.
you guys have no idea how close i was to killing myself these last few months thank god its all over i thought about my hanging myself almost everyday for the last 3 months it feels good to be alive
>>221450252Glad you're still with us
>>221450319
>>221450252Things always get better sometime fren. You just need to be patient and always remember we're here for you
>>221450385
>>221450521Canada doesn't have that many regions
>>221450521>ffuck you. the red white and blue matches all the other anglo flags
>>221450548So what>>221450558Our red ensign had all that so we should use that again.
Awake
wake up wagie!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS86jipcKzw
Need to cancel my gym membership
My second job is promoting Albertan independence on the internet
I am an honorary Puerto Rican over been told
you got a friend in me
feeling eepy
>>221451740get some sleep you have work in the morning
>>221451740I just woke up
>>221451779i dont work (yet)>>221451781good morning good sir
have to go water mombergs garden and feed catbergs
>>221452138Me next week except it's for brotherstein
shes rubbin my gutim rubbin her butt
Why has /cum/ been so shit for the last few days
>>221452377It's been great thougheverbeit
>>221452399How so
Just won a debate
i'm a sloppy slobbery gooner boy
back from the garden my legs are completely bitten up by mosquitos >>221452175is your brotherstein going somewhere
It's not day drinking if you never stopped
Woke up early arm fully numb for some reason, and soar throat has worsened. Hopefully whatever this is kills me
>>221452767you have hantavirus did you have sex with a monkey on a cruise ship recently?
Want to sleep with whore of every race so far I've tried asian, white, and black. White girl was the grossest seemed like a real drug addict Asian was the stiffest, least emotional but it was efficient sex Black girl was the most evocative and really put effort into slobbering the ole incel knob Now I want to try a Latina out next
do they have straight conversion therapy? i'm done with these females
>>221452884Hantavirus is last weekIts norovirus now
>>221452907latina is by far the easiest one of them all nigga, assuming youre white
>>221452938>norovirusthats old
