roast edition Do you eat roast on Sundays?
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This general is full of normalfags. Oh I'm sorry, "normie faggots" loooooool
I'm going to say it out loud: I want Keir Starmer to stay as Prime Minister
>>221474484maybe
I want to be normal again. This site made me fuck guys in the ass and I'm not proud of that
>>221474322mental how thick you are
>>221474523take some personal responsibility
>>221474514back to work kier. angie the tax dodger is after your job as well now
Emma Watson has long since turned that slice of pizza into poo.
>>221474529Not my fault is it. I was banned from brit and knew nothing of gay sex so i wandered around the other boards and landed on lgbt. From there i met a ladyboy and before I knew it i was on grindr. Didn't want any of that to happen.
i hate neurotypicals
ziedbelg i hope you kill yourself one day
>>221474599tsmt
They be cooking up white Somalis in the Labour Party now
>>221474618jimmy neutron lookin ahh
>>221474618megamind but gay call him megabehind
kill boomerskill womenkill jewskill all non-Europeanskill the sun
>>221474637
>>221474637zased
no headache this morning so far but still feel fucking exhausted
>>221474697dont remember asking
>>221474704be quiet
Whatever happened with 4chan getting banned in youre cunt
Being Banned from Brit Turned Man Gay, 114 Wotsis up His Arse
bout to watch a racist video on youtube
>>221474561mental if you think about it yeah
>>221474598
>>221474748roar
>>221474716dunno lol
such a banger he responded to himself 15 minutes later
using this website makes me feel like shit
to the chippy and beyond!
>>221474748what vegetable is it
was making a sandwich you see. felt peckish after my great feat
>>221474805Etrog I think but that’s a fruit
I reckon all that drinking i was doing at 14 probably made me retarded
chelsea vs man city is the most soulless game of football possible
>>221474821did your parents know about it and not care or were you a delinquent?
family have finally stopped asking when I'm going to get a gf
>>221474704BODIED THAT FREAK
>>221474849they know ur a woof lad
In 2035, Scotland voted to leave the United Kingdom following a successful independence referendum, beginning a structured transition to full statehood. The move marked a major constitutional shift in the British Isles.After Scotland’s departure in 2035, the United Kingdom reconstituted itself as the “United Kingdom of England, Wales and Northern Ireland,” reflecting its reduced territorial composition. This interim arrangement remained in place until further constitutional changes in 2038.In 2036, Scotland became a republic following a referendum that removed its remaining constitutional ties to the Crown, formally establishing a fully independent head of state. It later joined the European Union in 2037 and adopted the euro as its official currency, further aligning itself with European political and economic structures.In 2038, Northern Ireland voted in a border poll to reunify with Ireland, leading to a phased political and administrative integration across the island. Following this, the United Kingdom adopted its current name, reflecting its final post-realignment structure.Following Northern Ireland’s reunification with Ireland, there was a temporary spike in politically motivated violence and terror incidents, primarily driven by dissenting groups opposed to the constitutional transition. Over time, enhanced security coordination and political stabilisation efforts reduced tensions significantly.Despite these territorial changes, the United Kingdom retained its traditional flag due to its enduring symbolic value and role as a marker of historical continuity rather than a strict representation of current borders.Following Scotland’s successful independence, Welsh independence movements gained increased visibility and support, inspired by broader constitutional shifts across the British Isles. However, Wales continues to remain predominantly unionist in outlook, with pro-UK sentiment still forming the political majority.
not a word
>>221474843Bit of both my mum used to buy me echo falls to drink from the bottle while I was playing fifa but then I’d also go out with my mates and get drunk in forests and fields
Feel like shitJust want him back
>>221474821same but weedneed God to give me a do-over
>>221474875little indian fellafun novelty pm
>>221474875miss me rishi sadnorffc.jpg
>>221474861we do not care
>>221474860no, just a hopeless genetic abomination worthless incellious spasticated waste of life
Scotland had their independence vote and fucked it. Nationalist support is on the decline.
>>221474875Was just saying this the other day, in fact I'm accusing you of just copying what I was saying.
>>221474893Don't be so hard on yourself lad. You guys are brutal on yourselves in here. You're all decent people from what I've seen.
wasted my 20s and I want to scream until my lungs burst
i am the only moral person to ever exist
>>221474893Quit talking about me behind my back
>>221474898Every child in Scotland goes through a SNP decided education system were they learn that English kicked their ancestors out of the highlands and steals their oil and gives it to Londoners to have gay bathhouse parties. The UK is finished. We should just accept it and pre-emptively shut down the Welsh parliament because I am fuck pretending Wales is a real country.
>>221474882Might get lil black girl if we’re lucky. That will be fun
lad who didnt poo yesterday here. weighed myself before and after today's pooberg and it was 1.8kg
>>221474934ktim burton's the nightmare before christmas
This is the most delicious looking ass I've ever seen. She is literally perfect looking. I want to eat her asshole for tea.
>>221474885Funny how this lines up almost perfectly with the three Wales model map
>>221474949seething little anglo boykys
>>221474961i've seen her nudes
>>221474958lel
>>221474970scots are angloid
he 'sc' my post and it felt like a kiss
>>221474873your mum used to buy you gay fruity wines?
>>221474970
>>221474981sc
I'm a Norn bvll
>>221474972Where?
>>221474994Just not a thing anymore
>>221474982Yeah they were cheap in b&m and got me pissed
>>221475003i lied for attention sorry
>>221474818Imagine one of those being put up your bum.
>>221474989>>221475002sc x
>>221475005unlike your virginity
he 'sc' my post and it felt like a wank
>>221475023I'll get you britbong you rascal guy you
>>221474961Eating asshole is unsanitary due to fecal bacteria. I’d eat Emma Watson’s ass.
>>221475082She's 40 now. Get a life you fucking mentalist
>>221474961it's very, very nice, but idk if it's fhe best one i've seen, prolly not
egg
>>221474514Hello fellow starmtrooper
>>221475097It's not hairy enough for you
they cancelled smiling friends
>>221474970Accepting isn't seething
just got rudely awakened by the dustmen
... breakfast time from my MacBook wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA Championship 2018 on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>221475120it wasn't slightly controversial or edgyeven Reddit and Memey had a bit of edge at the start
>>221475128always seemed like a gooner haha (only footy heads ((football fans)) will get this)
The gait-pill is brutal. Normies’ neurodivergent radar starts beeping bright red when they catch the slightest glimpse of a sperg walking around
>>221475134blud literally doesn't move from the chair all day, he even pisses into a container. Gonna develop some serious health issues
>>221475127its not bin day today theyre having you on
>>221475134I look forward to these tim updates now. I feel sorry for him even if he nonced around a bit. Can't feel good being that bloated
>>221475145ktimmy own dad used to make fun of my sperg walk
finna go buck wild
>>221475134hes got a fuckong macbook now as well??
>>221474484She is a literal BWC addict
>>221475159Never nonced though did he
>>221475145not once have I ever mentioned an interest in typically nerdy things like Marvel/Star Wars/games/D&D etc yet my colleagues somehow know I'm a nerdsomething else must give it away but I don't know what
>>221475187How does he manage to live so well? In America nonces end up homeless and living in an alleyway
>She is a literal BWC addict
I love Jules
>>221475158um yes it is in my county
>>221474818>EtrogDo they know they make Etrog liquor?
>>221475192the virgin walk, the lack of eye contect, stilted way of speaking
>>221475201Check her X profile:)
>>221475214virgin walk sounds made up and I have no problem with eye contactI do have a stilted way of speaking though so it's probably that
>>221475202>M
>>221475225virgin walk is an established thing
>>221475192one of the top shaggers i have ever known was a marvel freak, as in he has a huge comic collection and fucking toys but he was tall and had a giga chad jaw so his virgin hobby became cute and quirky. i hate being a 5'8 manlet
>>221475236that's a lot of word salad to say "walks fast with his head down" which isn't something I do
>>221475202Adaptation of an Israeli series btw
>>221475202oh it's that guy that does the Arnie impression
>>221475274Israelis get it
I went to a restaurant last night, I had a huge meal but I couldn't pay for it so they sent me back out to clean dishes but I broke 10 plates. then I had to go out and eat 10 more meals
Weeeellll that's me off to bed then. Nobody post until I say I'm back later today, that's a wrap for now everyone.
*clears throat*
>>221475305yes?
*farts loudly*Right, where were we?
>>221475318grotty little dwarf
why do women keep dying in the sea all of a sudden
>>221475234Wish that were me
they're releasing a new worm odyssey
i am actually the creator of the virgin walk meme and was the first to post about it in 2007 after watching the channel 4 documentary "virgin school" in which the virgin, who i believe was called james, has a virgin walk which you can observe when he is doing his paper round
always found it weird how English were allowed to vote in the Scottish independence voteWhat’s the point even doing one if you’re not limiting the votes to just Scottish people
>>221475325sexier than you
>>221475337agp are weird
>>221475349doubt it
>>221475345>the virgin, who i believe was called jamesKTIM!!!!!
>>221475082goated opinion. funny it came from a subhuman
another day where victory awaits us x
Turn that off!
>>221475361post your sweet arse then
kind of don't want to be alive today. not in a suicide way, just like i don't want to do anything or be awake
>>221475318Everything about this woman seems manufactured
>>221475440Me everyday for the past 7 years
>>221475425How many times are you going to post this?
>>221475457uniquely english phenotype
>>221475458Of course it is. I’d go into it but I’d be called antisemetic
ok so that's the sausages on
my nothing ever happens alarm just went off. nothing is happening
Why isn't Brittany part of the UK and do you like cidre in britain?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-u0_uWjlY8&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMH-u0_uWjlY8&start_radio=1
>>221474484Is this roast?
some madness and badness comb an Asian
>>221475318Feel literally zero attraction to this weird looking midget bint
>>221475458a manufactured pop star? Ludicrous idea, would never happen
>legendary anime composer Yuji Ohno has sadly passed away at the age of 84.Ohno
>>221475477me? once? if youre here all day and someone else has posted it thats on you
>>221475425>white people dont have children>white people dont love their parents >white people tell the state to take care of their parents>state needs lots of youngpeople to actually pay the taxes >young people of colour move to the uk for a better life while funding the pensions of old white people>white people complain about seeing people of colour>they still would prefer being 'replaced' over letting their elderly parents live with them.white people are a weird lot innit
>>221475498a good roast should be all the same colour of brown because you smothered it all in gravy
>>221475498Wow I've never seen a munchies box that was filled with actual good food before lol. The meat looks like chicken or turkey though.
dogshit pol chat started already FUCK OFF AND POST SOMETHING FUNNY OR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221475498yes, specially christmas dinner
hate carrots me
>>221475533I'd fuck this cretin if he wore the dress for me. That's polgay
>>221475551Absurd take. I ate carrots today in a teriyaki box and they were so delicious
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1778740416838680.webm
>>221475551what have they ever done to you
Hate nons but what can you do really
>>221475496in the south west they like cider
>>221475561based doggo
>>221475559>>221475567dont like 'em, simple as
>>221475566how it feels to receive a (You) in /brit/
>>221475571I like south west england and I like cidre too>>221475585Fair
>>221475533I did see >>221475389
>>221475561Reminds me of that one with the boy and he's getting too excited and it spooks to cat into mashing him up
>>221475496I love cider, especially the scrumpy kind
>>221475593Haha yeah and your original post was something like "wondering what to get for dinner" and like the anon he hahaha like he replies "there are only two genders" haha and you're like yoooo this isn't what I asked for haha great fun that x
>>221475509Oh shut your trap rorke
>>221475209where x
remember 2010
bro stinks of sausages xD
>>221475551You are a child.
>>221475618I suffer in suffolk
genuinely dont think my cock would survive an angela rayner premiership
>>221475611there are only two genders
>>221475533
Come on Ange
cant believe the number of japanese players in the league this year its mad how strong that pipeline is great boost for mlb
>>221475650hahahaha you're silly your willy is NOT alive haha
release the sausages
>>221475645can i come x
not a fan of this overly enthusiastic frenchman
need woke to be over and done with pronto!
angela fucking rayner with access to nuclear weapons
>>221475693the autistic gf
>>221475704only if you're a girl (female)
>>221475650If anybody is going to oust Starmer it's not going to be that nicotine addicted skank
>>221475718he's not south african mate. are you new around here?
thank you for the purchase Britbongs, I hope you will be satisfied with the product
>>221475737I am a real south African boor
>>221475720why would you stand out alone on the dance floor if you didn't want to chat to girls
>>221475720de katy she yearn for de rorkdems
>>221475728er actually she stopped vaping mate
DO WEBMS NOT WORK ON IPHONE ANYMORE OR IS IT JUST ME
kill every neurotypical on the planet kill them all die die die
>>221475737Remember Pole flag brit? And jap flag? You guys sure vpn alot
>>221475758hehehe
>looking at the people staying in the hostel I booked for next month >literally dozens of hot Aussie girlsHow do I get one of them to kiss me?
>>221475765its just a couple of extreme sad cases doing it.
there must have been an angel by my sidesomething happened and it lead to me rorke look at the sky, its the colour of love
>>221475765some people are absolutely desperate for attention
I don't go out to bars and stuff because I'm afraid to speak to women and I've never had sex so I think I would be rubbish at it.
>>221475760I'll fuck you up the arse neurotard
>>221475781ok
i hate women they're all so horrible
>>221475775tell them you're a californian surfer and that you brought beef sausages
>>221475792ok
>>221475713the fabled giga pint gf
>>221475758Watching them inline embedded has been broken for a while for me on iPhone HOWEVER if you long press then open in a new tab the webm will load in the new tab. After the webm plays though you need to close that new tab as it's a duplicate of the existing thread.
>>221475739feel bad for the amazon prime man having to deliver these ahhah
I hate all women except the toilfu who I adore
>>221475805DID KEIR REALLY SAY THAT!?!?! :O :O :O
>hostels Couldn’t think of anything worse if you can’t afford a hotel don’t fucking travel GRIM
>>221475740you're a real bore
>>221475807what she wiggline for
>>221475805Everything in this image makes me laugh. They both look like aliens
>>221475807deeva
throw grenades at foids
>>221475479She's American
>>221475845Telling your mum you said this
>>221475840fucking shit howling and ripping my own cock off
>>221475833You don't get it. I don't stay in hostels because they're more affordable (although that certainly is nice), I stay in them because they are a giant party where I can meet other young travelers
>>221475841bibisi
tossing a Willie Pete into the ladies toilets during the intermission of a performance of Mama Mia
i've done lots of drugs including heroin and have never been addicted to anything
i only started hating women when i started actually talking to them
Brits and Israelis have terrible repuations in hostels.
>>221475873> they are a giant party where I can meet other young travelersThere’s these things called nightclubs and bars… it’s gonna blow your mind
the true nature of women is such a nuclear blackpill. they’re by nature parasites who are designed to suck the semen out of your body and use your excess labor for the good of themselves and their children.
ive had sex with 0 women
bowling wads of my shit up the skirts of women
>>221475895Indians are worse than both. At least Brits are funny>>221475899Yeah, I make friends with hostel people then we go to those together!
It's actually real, incredible but he had the thumbnail changed slightly for some reason
>>221475819desu they are quite pricey and other howitzers might've been a better deal. But they can be used with just a 2-man crew and in the future maybe even fully remote. In an age when trained soldiers are the most precious resource maybe it's a smart choice for the British army. And they will be battle tested in Ukraine soon if the war doesn't end.
>>221475912Grow up
I have never watched a single asmongold video
>>221475917i wonder why politics is a fucking disaster in every democracy when the average spacker gets their worldview from shit like this
here comes Johnny Yen again
One of the more enjoyable experiences of my life is when my sister brought her annoying gay friend out who would not shut the fuck up and we were at a pub.Sisterberg was in the toilet and he was still going on and on so I just looked him straight in the face and said 'do you ever shut the fuck up?' and then say back and enjoyed my drink.He did nothing, really enjoyed shutting that bent cunt up. Hate how they go around thinking people like them and that they're normal.Sisterberg didn't talk to me for weeks after he told her a few days later.
>>221475933hope he gets carved up by a feral 'mali
>>221475940me neither. i have somehow managed to avoid most of these soy streamers.clavicular on the other hand manages to infiltrate his way into everythingi created a xitter account yesterday for the first time, not subbed to any account, and the feed was 50% clavicular videos saying outrageous dumb shit for clicks and bait
>>221475957
>>221475957and then you woke up?
>>221475957>say back*sat back
>>221475957real gamer move
>>221475957Did you shag her up the arse?
>>221475965apparently peter thiel funds clavicular wonder if he tells him what to say or just gives him money becaus he thinks looks maximising is good for humanity or sum weird shit
world cup next month corr it's lush gonna be like 4 games a day or some other insane numberfinally something to distract me from the misery of existence. A shared experience with all my 4chan pals every day, shitposting on /sp/, getting invested in matches between countries I've never even heard of. Can't wait (unironically)
>>221474873did she know you were going out drinking so thought the alternative of keeping you indoors was preferable?
I was browsing /cum/ and it's embarrassing how seriously they take themselves, like unironically talking about how hard they are and get rattled when someone calls them names.This post would fit very well in /cum/ - >>221475957 they'd all pat him on the back, saying "based" etc.
>>221475739anything buily by Germans is a good product. shame the same can't be said of the untermensch north of them
>>221475957based
>>221475792yeah this
it's that john hurt aw he's a baby
anyone have the webm of the fight at the pub pool table someone posted last night?
>>221476004I'm not sure what posts youre referring to, but we'd probably respond to that one similarly to >>221475978 and >>221475985
bisecting my willy in half with a cleaver
saw a girl i went to school with. she looked older and fatter. well, i am also older and fatter.
>>221476028no i don't have it
>>221475957I'll fuck your sisters guts in
>>221475999shan't be watching. olympics on /sp/ only for me. that's something to look forward to. but football i gave up on at qatar. it's not fun any more. argentina vs netherlands was such a shit show and all the teams are dislikable.
>>221475998It's simply cause Thiel is gay and invited Clavicular to a party once and they've been close since then
>>221476008eh, usually yeah but it's not always the best deal. Anyway I'm still a tad salty Australia chose the Korean Redback as its new IFV over our Lynx KF41.
>>221475952*Does a strip tease*
>>221476002Not really like that she didn’t mind either way
>>221476028the one where he hits him with the two piece combo? i have it, but it's gonna cost you a rusty trombone innit
there's going to be a 25+ minute half time show at the world cup final
>>221476029Experiment: repost that in /cum/ during yank hours and see how it flies.
>>221475660>>221475660
>>221476061pscr
>>221476034still see my first ever true crush a couple times a year, she's remained qt although looks a bit tired and isn't nearly as 'bubbly' as she used to be
>>221475263try being 5'4 with no self esteem, anxiety and a intermittent stutter
>>221476058i got no idea what any of those things you said are, but i'll take your word for it
just found out you’re supposed to sit in a chair and close your eyes and do nothing else to listen to music. That’s the “proper” way to do it apparently
>>221476072I'll do that tomorrow (if I remember)
>>221476058why does australia need these exactly
I've always been old and fat tb.h
>The City University of New York (CUNY
why can’t germans build reliable cars?
>>221476092to kill jews?
linked that thread because i thought it was amusing not so you miserable losers could be rude in it grow up
>>221476085it's all right>>221476092to die for Israel o algo>>221476116we can, our EVs are more reliable than Teslas
>>221476112uuoooooohhhh ToT
Was out with the family and everything was going great until my dad's bf got refused more drinks at the bar, and believe me when I tell you that everything kicked off.
in a bad mood once again
>>221476079Oh my dear god you sound cute. Do you want to sit on my lap?
>>221476150
>>221476116what about this
>>221476145has your dad tried not being a poofter
>>221475978he woke up next to the gay lad after getting his arse blown out
>>221476028here you go m8
>>221475128such a pathetic excuse of a man
