It's Friday Friday edition
don't know what janmans on
you fucking owuldnt shag the fart off her arsehole mate I tell u that
want a midi keyboard to fool around onmight pick one up in cashconverters and run out with it
Feeling rather despondent, otherwise known as the friday feeling
>>221524189I miss omegle wanks
Mental how, and I mean actually stark raving MAD, there are so many big name actors who voiced Call of Duty games.
might take some modafinil today because i have a lot of it left over but i always end up getting wired staying awake for 3 days until i start hallucinating and furiously tapping away drafting treatises on why i hate women, it's like a meth binge without the high
>>221525705go to bed you drunk dickhead
wanking off a poo
off to bed, your say has been said
watching 'lock
Only about an hour until Caturday
i'm so fucking lonely
Might go for a walk. Then again, I might not.
im so excited for eurovision i dont think ill be able to sleep tonight
well then, here's rorke
>>221525711um this is me
>>221525575didnt the english specifically permit and fund the revitilisation of the welsh language
>>221525772alri akon
>>221525786looks like a member of the weevil family
not heard that tune in an age
Micropooing
>>221525843geek nigga
might go for a drive bit of f1 action on the dual carriageway
Love the Aldi knockoff lagers. Currently enjoying a San Marcos cerveza
>>221525857just make sure you come home safe and sound xdon't want a /brit/poster dying
>>221525843bought that from ikea last week
re-listening to st. angerand enjoying it
>>221525843why do you keep making epic style upplagans
>>221525798Rorke wants to deport THIS?!
if the /int/ generals were middle-earth locations
rorke farming the netherite
>>221525887TFOCS (The fit ones can stay)
>>221525804fart shrieking
>>221525887Only men
rorke leading the outworld invasion of earthrealm
sucking on this ginger lozenge and its proper hitting the back of my throat
remember that gif of will smith dancing on the twin towersfunny that one
>>221525804piss roaring
michael jackson was a nonce
I NEEEEEED YOUR LOVINLIKE THE SUNSHINE
>>221525804sc
barraging the terlet with poo
>>221525928sucking on this _____ and its proper hitting the back of my throat
fucking sauced, meslaughteredrapedthe booze has me in a vice-grip
>>221525872Aw love you mate that’s sweet
>>221524169ozempic
I've got a tremendous thirst on all of a sudden
went on Omegle to wank ONE time and the first girl I saw laughed and said it was tiny so I left and never went on again
Been sober every second of 2026 me
>>221525948everybody's gotta learn sometime
meat's back on the menu boys
>>221526019bit gay
>>221525972Getting flashbacks to the shopfu who rejected me
>>221526019based
>>221526040What happened
>>221526019based. 2 Sundays ago for me
Nothing more boring than twats who don't drink. Mormon fucking cunts
>>221526018probably quite a nice willy and not even smallthis is why it's better being gay, women are shallow horrid cunts and it is a gift to not be attracted to them
got one more buzzballs in the fridge strawberry I think god bless the USA what a great invention that is
>>221526069The best looking gays are way more lookist
>>221526067grow up
>>221526067there are better substances to abuse
>>221526088Found the boring twat
eni ayuwoki
>>221526095explain how drinking makes you interesting
>>221525875dirty window slaps
this is what peer pressure looks like>>221526067
>>221526084nope just effeminates i.e. the ones who parody womanly behaviour
>>221526069Are you trying to convert me
no im not fucking woke and ill fucking brek ye dewn ye
effortlessly beautiful
>>221526110Makes insufferably dull cunts like you tolerable
rorke remigrating the hoes
>>221526137that doesn't answer my question
as joey Diaz says you gotta do something can’t stand these cunts who don’t drink don’t do drugs don’t do nothing what’s the point genuinely what are you living for fuck me what a boring life
>>221526151Reckon you'll find it does
>>221526141revolting sow
MELT THE FACKIN NIGERIANS
>>221525995scr
>>221526141need a fat slag gf
>>221526160what a revolting peasant you are, just a stomachI enjoy the finer things, don't need to poison my mind into receptivity, I'm receptive to life sober
>>221526127nounless....
do people still wear converse? or is that exclusively the cop of the unc?
you are a series of tubes
>>221526054I had been rejected
>I enjoy the finer things, don't need to poison my mind into receptivity, I'm receptive to life sober
>>221526168Alcohol has addled your mind, which likely wasn't impressive to begin with.
Send them all fucking back They're trying to fucking destroy our country Send every last foreigner back I'm fucking sick of this shit
kill all vpn users
who we supporting here then lads
>>221526188Go on what fucking finer things do you enjoy dickhead remember you are also here at 11 on a Friday night with ME so tell ME what’s these finer things you enjoy fucking nerd
>>221526160Vantablack coal post
That's him done then.
>>221526141ban ozempic
>>221526207sorry that you were born lesseralcohol is your consolation
rorke, minster of biomass
>I enjoy the finer things, don't need to poison my mind into receptivity I'm receptive to life sober
>>221526223lol rattledit's okay, take a drink to calm down lol
>>221526069LOLNice lie, gays are the most picky when it comes to dick sizes.
hollering out me arse
You know they can get rats in captivity hooked on cocaine but not rats in the wild
he really rattled the runt cage with that one lol
>Everybody is laughing at you being a spastic>haha rattled ;)
what a combo
seething alchies lol
>>221526310Do you have a lot of mates?
>>221526220Cockfosters of course. I thought that name was hilarious when I was a kid and saw it on the tube signs
>>221526277not true at all
Thinking of the time a gay lad and a drunk girl complimented my arse at a festival (when they thought I couldn't hear them). I could have shagged both of them that night if I wasn't so tired.
>>221526295nice cope you bibulous muttonhead
>>221526207What did this fella do wrong that he had to get his picture taken and be derided on the internet for ever?He's just standing there enjoying his music.
>>221526328yeah sure you were "tired"
>>221526320yeh
>>221526336he's sitting you imbecile
>bibulous muttonhead
>>221526336he dared to be ugly in the presence of a normie sadist (who most likely is a binge drinker like all other runts)
>>221526336just a neeky don innit
time to get the soft drinks down meget the hangover fully fucking dodged
pissheads get really riled up when you tell them you're not on any muck, just look at them flail about in their alchie rage lmao
>>221526377I bet you play Warhammer lmao
>>221526328What order do you shag them inI reckon do the woman first so there's no poo in vag
technically the janny shouldn't remove that because it's not technically nsfw
right well
>>221526344It's true. I would've had one sucking my dick and the other feasting away on my balls if I wasn't.
>>221526336guilty of the sin of being ugly
>>221526383hm right not sure what this is
my lips are sealed
freezing myself until humanity is a spacefaring race so i can try alien drugs
>>221526384I don't actually
>>221526426loooool fucking gotchaI bet you got a whole glass cabinet full of Space Marines
>>221526384so desperate
>>221526423Incels actually want this. Can't get real women so they fantasise about robot girlfriends.
>>221526434I don't thoughso cope on
sucking on a bottle of san pellogrino
>I enjoy the finer things in life, such as Japanese anime and painting small figurines of fantastical soldiers
rorke
>>221526434genuinely mental how much you're seething
>>221526422Unfortunately cryopreservarion kills cells because of all the little ice crystals so you can't be revived
>>221526385It depends on the moment innit
Reckon this site and its average poster are actually quite bad
>>221526462
>>221526423>I've seen things you little people wouldn't believe
why do english people look like thatlike chris martin
>>221526474well i assume if we're spacefaring then they'll also have figured out how to revive my frozen carcass
Obviously touched a nerve with that Warhammer comment lol
>>221526462having to invent a story to cope with how arsedevastated you arevile wretched alkie
>>221526451Yeah no shit retard
Emma Watson done a stinky toot just then.
>>221524133how the fuck did MJ become the new normal AGAIN in 2026???
warhammer is actually cool though
got him on a string lmaoooo
>>221526493Have a drink to celebrate, wastrel.
>>221526508being a creepy nonce is all the rage these days lad
France mogs us
might play video game
>>221526533*spakis ears prick up*
>
thoughts on the recent ufo / apollo disclosures lads?
>>221526560>>221526552
>>221526549they've been mogging us since 1066
>>221526562not my problem
Be funny if Bournemouth and Brighton finish ahead of Liverpool this year
>>221526549Have a theory that you can either have nice food or be good at war. No country has both at the same time.
>>221526562All camera artifacts and birds
>>221526580Only care that we winning the league to be honest
chicken and bacon pie
>>221526570right well i'm not gay am i
>>221526562>recent ufo / apollo disclosuresqrd me on this
I actually do drink myself, just like engaging in /brit/ bantz haha x
>>221526549nation full of freezer aisle slop eaters, grim
me? enjoy a drink and a spot of warhammer every now and then but would never ever EVER watch anime
>>221526614you really are
>>221526615Thot patrolled
>>221526595alri Jamal lad
>>221526615womenbros, our response?
47 years old cousin (who I didn't really know) randomly dropped dead a few weeks agosomehow managed to tear an aortaterrifying stuff
>>221526631My name does begin with J tbf
>>221526595proper crodie club
>>221526584>A visitor to Sparta from Sybaris tasted the Spartan staple dish black broth, a thick, dark soup made from boiled pigs' legs, blood, salt, and vinegar, served alongside hard barley bread, and remarked, "Now I know why the Spartans do not fear death."
yeah i'm thinking SEX
>>221526646Wouldn't mind that sort of thing happening to me
Hey Janny, if I was gonna rustle your jimmies, I'd tell you to go eat your hotpockets.
you're somethingyou're a real piece of workshould be examined, studied
>>221526680no more janny jokesthey're hurtful and disrespectful
watching a youtube video where i'm very interested in the subject matter but the guy presenting the video is extremely annoying
why does the peethiopian constantly infest /brit/ and /cum/
mental how a life can be destroyed by the most bizarre and false accusations
There's a fucking gormless FOTB Muslim in my town who's trying to build some sort of shrine in a defunct council allotment and people keep knocking it down so he makes videos ranting nonsensically about racism and stuff and posting them in the local facebook group lol
>>221526705Please don't speak ill of Jeff
surreptitiously googling FOTB
>>221526141
>>221526652alri Jafar
i say bortyfun thing to do when am feelan sp0rty
>>221526733more like scoffers
>>221526735Nah
>>221526702Relax Rorke, I've banned a long time, I come back, we're having a good thread and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry.
rorke coming to accept that the best times have pastthat the friends, and the girls, and the one girl that once looked forward to seeing him are a thing of the pastrorke passing his days in mundanityrorke telling himself his dreams were childish delusionrorke ignoring that youngrorke said he'd never be what rorke in fact, isrorke forever bracing himself for tomorrowrorke clinging to what he ought to dokeep fit, eat well, work a good jobrorke unable to pinpoint the value of any of itrorke britposting on a friday night
>>221526705i think he's a schizohe's like 36 and has never had a job because his dad is a wealthy warlord so he's never had to work, reckon that would drive anyone mad
hello
rorke has gone fishing
searching for "spoiler that hog" in the archive to find wank foddert. architect
>>221526784alri adele aha x
>>221526755Jeet?
really want to make a facebook account to see all the nonsense people post on there
>>221526784is it me you're looking for
off to the fighting cocks in kingston tomorrow to watch all the bands
>>221526794fat girls aren't worth loving
Making mistakes make the talking realistic.
like shopping trolleys in bushes and stuff
>>221526794Grotesque
no sex for me then wank it is yeah
>>221526804
Rorke walking into Greggs while the Ride of Valkyries plays on his phone
Caught up on some airing anime. Now relaxing in bed
>>221526827unlucky jamie lad
I guarantee you this was a pajeet. >shitty truck driving skills>hit by a train>a massive poo spill occurred because it was a poo truckThe signs are all there.
rorke's got the abba on
>>221526819happens in my town constantlywhen it's a bright day you can see the metal carcasses of bikes and trolleys in the river
So, you have 2026.
>>221526832does your willard still get hard or is it one of those perma-limp dangly jobs cos of the hormones?
>>221526819alri bam margera
oooof madone
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>221526841U will never get it It’s James
>>221526874So. I have a lot of hallucinations. My life isn't going the best. What's going on?
Jordan Peterson, we need you back.
genuinely would love to take a torch to that 'ki's little shrine
>>221526562peng
>>221526880lmaoooo /b/ when i was a kid was such a laugh
>>221526900Back in the classroom and off the internet, yes
>>221526733ban ozempic! fat slags matter
Does evolutionary biology allow for the development of terminal podial structures independent of jointed limbs?
>>2215268983000 years ago you'd be a prophet
>>221526855very indian happeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfcNDlnJjBw
gay low test beta soy cuck if you wouldn't
I've got my knackers out.
>>221526828we all do have it, in a way
>>221526880
Great work my manly champs. Burn in hell. Go to hell. Be a man online. Manly man. What did you do to me?
Don't like all the sexual questions lately team
prefer black women
>>221526794imagine the stench of her underboob, all that dried sweat
>>221526919Great work at ruining my life, champs. Kill horny mate.
>>221526935zelda is not le girl T_T
Grogu
oh mate if you’re gonna post women atlwast post fit ones I can wank to fuck me
>Ban Ozempic
being a tranny is inherently arrogant because it insists that personal feelings supercede nature
the lads
>>221526927good morning
>>221526963What's going on? I am VIP.
>>221526945have you ever slipped a finger up your arse when you're laid in bed on a night and imagined it was ebin's skinny smeggy phimo cock?
>>221526981vile webm
>>221526967Got your test levels checked lil bro?
>>221526963>zelda is not le girl
>>221526977morning cobber
>>221526874Make her my gf!
>>221526926This. Only men with small dicks fear girls like this.
You ruined my life already.
Went swimming earlier and saw a bird in the pool who was a bit chavvy looking but also supermodel type faceThen she got out and her arse was about double the width of her shouldersAlso she had a gf who was just normal fat
you fucking oldfagsimagine being as old as you lot
>>221526997
>>221527007that's a two man job see the size of her
giwtwmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778877185568243.mp4
rorke got his balls caught in the bathtub drain
Mental how Israel murdered Charlie Kirk and it's basically an open secret
Averaging.
still can’t open web m on my phone what the fuck
derpy derp :p
>>221527027Awful post. See yourself out.
ROCKROBOT ROCKand so on
>>221527022fuck sake imagine being the poor fucker on the leftright is loving life and left is fading in and out of conciousness wondering if his last moments are gonna be stuck under a fat bald dyke's arse all while it's recorded and showing his insane widow's peak
>>221527022>no brapping 7/10
got called a knuckle-dragger in boots
>>221527027Wasted. And deathly.
>>221527010im not old...im 34 you cheeky git!
>>221527031not what turkey tom said
thoughts on hull city?
>>221527047got called an emo in the trafford centre
>>221527060unstoppable quite frankly
>>221527056ahem.
There's a system, mate.
>>221527060slagopolis as i like to cal that place ahaha
>>221527068stop right there!
been called a fascist in merseyway
friendly reminder that milhouse is not a meme
>>221527043well he's holding on to her legs so he must be proper loving it
https://voca.ro/1nksY3xwm21Q
Pool's Closed due to AIDS
shopping trolley mounted on hedge circa 2024
epic pwnage on habbo hotel
Ian
just did a barrel roll
What’s the vocaroo of that Irish guy saying you American bastard or somethintn
the cake is a lie
could hop in the backseat and give me a little suckage? x
>>221527115Trillion?
I JUST LOST THE GAME
GIRUGAMESH
>>221527137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRfITydVZ7A
new edish better be a /b/ meme
Trillion.
all the old gents in tonightwith their hip memes we're all very impressedshouldn't you uncs be in bed now?
BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
tits or gtfo
>>221527174Drone.
New>>221527186>>221527186>>221527186
55
>>221527156Nah that’s not it
Stop.
