Prev >>221530372Panic attack edition
I was going to make the new lmao
>>221531602Never collapsed from a panic attack. But I did feel like I was dying for a few hours.
>>221531610Does this chick have any good songs or does she just ride off her sex appeal?
god damn I wish I could get a gf
Pedos are a distraction from the aliens. Most pedos are aliens in disguise
statistically aliens probably exist, somewhere, not here or anywhere close, ghosts just dont
fucking CYOOOMED again
It grosses me out that pop is just turning into softcore porn. The world is going to shit.
>>221531618For me it's Times Like These
I lived in an apartment that someone had died in many years ago. There was a huge blackish brown stain on the carpet but I just put a large chair over it and never saw it. I assume that's where they must've died in their chair and then voided their bowels and decomposed into the floor a bit. Surprisingly no smell at all in the place, never had any ghost problems either.
>>221531586Thoughts on bigfoot?
>>221531631>turning into
>>221531617Kwab
>>221531610love her tight perky body
I hate when I wanna make threads on other boards but they get too slow at this time so I have to wait until tomorrow to make them.
corr the dindinitis?checkpooingtonshire-under-thames? enoculatedpamphlets?perytabulatedfinkin' garn hefta be basediamthe king of /cum/
>>221531636just clean it or change the carpet?
you guys whine about how much you hate women yet you let them control your lives via porn
>>221531639Wish he was real but he's not. Yeti however...
>>221531662porn has no impact on my life though
I did 70 pushups yesterday, some pullups. and then yoga.My body hurts so bad today. Just lying down or sitting is pure pain
>>221531656I was going to ask the company that owned the building to clean it but I really needed a place on short notice so I figured best to just live with it. Only stayed there for 1.5 years before moving. They should've probably changed the carpet though.
>>221531662If you don't want women to control you at all cut your dick off
The world would be a better place if men weren't horny 24/7
>>221531631>popWhat do fizzy drinks have to do with porn?
>>221531624Those statistics are very shaky however. It's possible a single spiral galaxy in its entire lifespan could host up to 2-3 instances of LIFE (not necessarily intelligent life), ergo both dimensionally and temporally extraterrestrial is exceedingly rare to a mindboggling degree. The chances of finding intelligent life LIKE US are even more mindbogglingly low. If space is truly infinite the chances are more than 0, but they're so far out into intergalactic space that we could never hope to confirm their existence.
>>221531683women have a role to play in making the world a better place, let's not forget.
There are many cheap apartments in the city I am moving to where the Jewish Ghetto was located. Despite it being somewhat centrally placed (near downtown). I wonder if that is because there are a lot of Jewish ghosts in these apartments? They don't look haunted but the location could be prime haunt material.
I want it but I dont wanna pay $15 for it
I used to know a guy who's name was the reverse of a famous transgendered porn actress' name. His first name was her last name and vice-versa.
>>221531695Warsaw?
Porn owns my life I am a pornosexual
>>221531704Starr Geoffrey?
>>221531704You were friends with Angel Buck?
>>221531710Nah FUCK W*rsaw *spits*
>>221531732she won't burn the casserole twice now will she
>>221531701Brokie
>>221531695make sure to get it done
I'm surrounded by idiots
>>221531770...the fuck is he doing
>>221531770wt they doin
>>221531770What is he doing?
>>221531785>>221531787>>2215317915 homes in one night
>>221531766I just paid ~30 for another card, THOUGHEVER
>>221531791so are we exercising hard for blonde girl summer or what
>>221531798You don't have $45?
This might end up being the only proof of your existence
>>221531808I do, but I cant justify continually spending double digit figures on cardboard that I only look at for 5 minutes
tbf not first time seen inexplicable jewish behaviorlast time i run through the jewish ghetto they all runnig aboutnpullling along ghetto nlasters blaring really loud music on a busy crossroad full of trafffic . all like propa hasidics so wearing the weird shit and allwas propa mind bogglin dat wun
>>221531818Fake fan
My female friend is going to try and hook me up with her hot female roommate
>>221531831Im an actual fan because I dont sit on boxes waiting for them to moon or pay some retards to assign an arbitrary number to my cardboard
>>221531835You just never were an incel at any point in your life of you are capable of having female friends
fucking hell that flamethrower fing is actually a genuine part of their religionfucking morons
>>221531835Do it
it snowed tonight desu
Scarlett Johansson as a sardonic teenage porcupine in "Sing" was kind of unintentionally sexy if you ask me.
>>221531857Down bad
Who was the retard that designed this bathroom. How the fuck do you even sit on the toilet?!
quick tug while i wait for my water to boil for kraft dinner
cooking lamb tomorrowmay hefta freeze sum of ithopefully doesnt exacerbate the pooing situation
>>221531863By not being 400 pounds?
I wish I was gay. looks more fun than being straight.
Lmfao. Can't outrun a bear in flip-flops, Ranjeesh.
>>221531850impossible to suffer in canada
>>221531880what is he doing near a uranium exploration site
>>221531869Fair enough, but it's still terrible placement. >>221531880Very unlucky. Every black bear ive ever encountered was bitch made and ran as soon as he was aware of me.
Let's start over
>>221531887Probably working. They import jeets for the unskilled manual labor.
>>221531888When you're a pajeet the likelihood of being attacked by nature is always high
almost time to go to bed so I can wake up bright and early and go back to my stupid fucking job
Its Saturday
>>221531954>Math is le scary
I'm in love
>>221531956
>>221531972Who's the lucky guy?
>>221531982Your dad
If it wasn't a bear he would've killed himself posing in front of a train
never played any bioware or blizzard game.
>>221531887He's delusional
>>221532009and I never asked
I wish I was someone else
>>221531954is diss m00tykinz
dumb madokaposter
Canadians. No more games. No more games!You still insist that the prices are almost the same as in America when CAD is converted to USD. Only a “little” bit higher, you say.There has been too much shitposting, too much trolling. None here are without sin, but I have an honourable compromise.Just post the in-store prices. Leave the coupons, the markdowns, the sales promotions, and the whole ruse, and I spare your lives.Just post the in-store prices. I will simply stop saying it. Just post the in-store prices and there will be an end to the horror.
One of my favourite songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zOKBvHNWus
>>2215320581 dollar is equivalent to like 30 Canadian dollars
>>221532058SHOW ME THE CAMPBELL'S LUXURY SOUP PRICES
>>221532065It's a great one
>>221531954Why was culture change between decades so much more drastic in the past
>>221532085No internet
>>221532081Yeah! I’m glad you like it too :)
Bout to smoke some weed and drink some coffee :]
>>221531695Ghosts aren't real
drinking milk
I thought you quit /cum/
Bout to eat some poo and drink piss I took from a toilet at a gay club :]
My wife is having a baby shower tomorrow and there will be a bunch of women in my house that I don't know while I'm trying to sleep (working night shift)
>>221532162Enjoy HPV.
whathappen is indian man poo in bear territorybear smell it took offence and threat and attack the man to defend territoy
penusberg needs a good beating. he's peacocking too much
imagine how much they would cost at a canadian nhl arena
>>221532165propa good catbergshire diss wun
>>221532166Yummy
Yeah, I’m a big gay retard and I just took a shit with my dick, so what?
>>221532179nah nah nahnot fan of a.i. kittingtonshire
>>221532179so I can't fucking believe we're going to war with fucking china over gay-ass AI chips can any AI experts tell us why blump can't make the chips himself so thank you
Imagine getting pussy with a bitch, she got a chubby tummy! And big titties!
>>221532176Gonna guess 25 for the sandwich and 15 for the cake
>>221532188How you like them apples little Donnie ya nazi prick
>>221532176The myth of British suffering exposed.
Imagine if when you cum and ejaculate it's not cum it's just one really big sperm wriggling around like a fish
>>221532176
>>221531835My friend's gf used to do that for me but she stopped trying after I turned 25
>>221532196It's not AI, renaults really do just look that bad
>>221532196oops thought it was a real pic
>>221532196das rite white boy, preach preach
maybe its a well known precept of cooking, but I've found that combining hot sauce/spicy dressing with dry food like shredded chicken really helps to mix the flavor and absorb all the biting sting that subdues the huwhite man's pallete
Hell yeah! A bitch she got big titties and I want to get that pussy. I think she’s rich? Big titties and a bit of a tummy. Just a bit. And oh yeah, a big ass! Woooo! Big ass! Her face ain’t that pretty but who cares? Let’s recap: big titties, big ass, sex one million dollars. Send the invoice. Send me the invoice one million dollars for sex with the big titties big booty bitch I think she’s Italian. Let’s get some sex.
Italians aren't white
>>221532230your pancake maple butt is free use, right? you have a free use butt for americans to use?
diss is wun of my fave catbergs I noticed while organizing files, wonder if this ones real or ai
Big tits are like big balls
>>221532239Browns just think their version of spicy is the only kind of spicy because they're brown and ignorant (redundant)
>>221532263this country is done I am packing my bags and moving to iceland we're all geting replaced with AI = All Indians
>>221532263nobody asked
>>221532263Neither is that poster
>>221532263Neither are you
>>221532263Neither is the entirety of canada or the usa
>>221532263>Italians aren't white
Music sounds soooo good while stoned man it's insane: https://youtu.be/2myhoagb-Ps
>>221532285Me?
and of course pic related the og>>221532264yes, im not jewish
>>221532265>wonder if this ones real or aiMany people are asking this.
Do u like the Protomen?
>>221532268dunno what that has to do with what I said
>>221532312Everything is fucking AI you are AI blump is AI this thread is AI the fucking sky is AI wake the fuck up sheeple!!!
Watched a video about how in China they have courses that cost 50K+ USD that teach women how to marry a rich man and will provide introductions to rich men.
>Italians aren’t whiteAs if that’s gonna stop me from infiltrating the pussy. Niggas be making me laugh. As if that’s gonna stop me from interrogating the pussy. Niggas be making me cackle.
>>221532318haven't listened to their new album yet is it shit?
>>221532296Vibe to this onehttps://youtu.be/Pnvbo_JW9_E?si=NwzdM59e4tQeoqUy
I hate my life and myself
>>221532334Jesus loves you.
>>221532326the canadian cackler
>>221532324Bugs are soulless
>>221532323Ever see the film Wag the Dog? My grade 9 socials teacher showed that to the class and I've been noided ever since. >>221532332See picrel.
>>221532318No I hate them fuck you for asking
>>221532351The maple merry-maker
>>221532300I'm gonna put your butt to sleep prone bone style and when I'm finished I'll pull up your underwear and you won't see me again
I want my head to explode into a million pieces but I don't want to do any of the work to make that happen
i like eatin my boogers
>>221532382
I'm smoking kief.
>>221531980Thats not right
>>221532353I usually do that but forgot to this time
i think jesus hates me
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath What were those stoned out of their gourd niggas thinking?!
>>221532407
>>221532370you made me hard
Just fucked an Italian bitch and my dick is a brass tower. It’s like a reddish-copper brass tower. Remember what they said about brass towers in the deep lore. You need something special to activate it. And first of all, before you even say anything, yes, I am all three. All three in one. So yes, I activated it. The brass tower, I activated it. And you know what it said. And you know what it does. You might even see my planet in the night sky. A bright light by dawn. With two moons! The moons? Obviously her titties. They are big and round and I suck them. And I fuck her pussy.
>>221532234dont like diss kittingtonshire eitherpropa scary diss wun
>>221532440They were thinking "its time to make kino"
anyone here like blonde haired blue eyed girls
>>221532318I've only listened to their songs via Video Game High School
iss not like the good old days anymorea.i. changed everyfingso hard to tellwhether kittingtonshires real or a.i.sick fuggin world
>>221532458how come the album sucks then?
>>221532463leonardo does
van morrison's brown eyed girl was originally brown skinned girl but the label made him change name for sum reason not sure why
>>221532474You suck you fucking guy.
>>221532486This is fucking AI do you think I'm some sort of fucking dumbass
>>221532474i actually did lissen erlier and i couldnt he arsed like i relly do fink it only has like a handful of good tunes and like rest is fine but just likekinda boring if you are familiar wiv diss kinda musicblack sabbathwizardn.i.b are like best choons on it den udders are like a mixed bag
>>221532474Because you touch your penis at night
>a swiftie is trying to tell me what to think of Black SabbathOh I am laffin
>>221532318protomartyr? yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2EWrxUpZw
>>221532441Thats violent
>>221532499But you don't even like them.
>>221532496yes, and?
Check out this absolute UNIT
>>221532463anglo-japanese blonde girls with light purple eyes
>>221532521I could fly that into your mom's vagina
>>221532445You want me to give you a buttgasm? You'll be sprawled out prone bone style for it
>>221532516But I do? I literally binged their discography over the last week
for meTHE CRETIN HOPKKK STOLE MY BABY AWAYI WANNA HE SEDATEDLOUDMOUTHI DONT WANNA GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENTBRAT ON THE BRAPTEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRESHEENA WAS A PUNKROCKERJUDY WAS A PUNKBLITZKRIEG BOPROCKAWAY BEACH53RD & 3RD
Why they building all these data centers instead of just having that shit in the cloud?
For sweet dreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQUEhS8t6k
>>221532546TO BUILD FUCKING AI AMERICA NEEDS MORE AI SO WE CAN POST TAYLOR SWIFT'S AI TITTIES
fink ill lsisen to sabbath bloody sabbath agen nextdats anudda sabbath record im kinda meh about
>>221532495>kinda boring if you are familiar wiv diss kinda musicYou're not wrong like at all but I've had the (increasingly rare) hankering to listen to them lately, specifically the first album and Dio stuff for some reason. I also downloaded Holy Diver which is just an amazing record from front to back. Listening to Live Evil right now which was during the Dio era and it's Dio doing some of his own songs but mostly Ozzy songs and lowkey he blows Ozzy outta the fucking water.
Hello. My name is Big Chungus and I am legally required to tell you I am a sex offender.
>>221532441In the game I've been playing, I just dinished a sequence where you climb through the ruins of a medieval tower that was constructed by not-serbs with the explicit purpose of forcing not-croats to climb to the top and throw themselves off of it
>>221532546The data centers are for computing and training AI not storage
>>221532567
>>221532574what the fuck do they need AI for explain to me
>>221532469boy sick
>>221532537Ya, as in Absolutely Insane
>>221532559Yea I was never a big fan of that one either. I've always thought Sabotage was mad underrated doe.
>>221532582*explain it to me
>>221532495No behind the wall of sleep?>>221532535Dunno if I can get a buttgasm but I might be interested in you spaffing in my ass nonethelessBonus points if you're black or dark
for me?DionWELLIM THE KINDA GUYTHAT LIKES TO MESS AROUNDIM NEVER IN ONE PLACEI ROAM FROM TOWN TO TOWNI HUG EM AND I SQUEEZE COZ TO ME THEYRE ALL THE SAMEI KISS EM AND I LOVE EMI DONT EVEN KNO DER NAMES
>>221532575good morning ahmed
>>221532563
>>221532607Don't respond to him you dipshitHe is a pedophile
>>221532594the riffs alri if wun im finoun if
>>221532582For making funny cat videos/personal assistant/ medical research/ replace jobs
>>221532582they're tired of paying chinese kids to do math so they're making computers to simulate chinese kids doing math for free
>>221532574Why they ain't just type in new information to the ai and tell it not to forget?
Remember Achmed the Dead Terrorist?
>>221532582to replace humans for doing jobs.
>>221532622uuuoooooohhhhhhhhhh
Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone againSo what did you do those three days you were dead?'Cause this problem's gonna lastMore than the weekend
Who up jerking they slug?
>>221532644It doesn't forget, they just need more and more computing power and data to train it on.
I can feel a McVeigh moment approaching. I can just tell, something big is about to happen. And it'll be a reaction against all this AI bullshit, except it won't it'll be a mind controlled spook who does it.
I don't think I'm gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yyTxvzeGuw
It's Saturday!
about to smoke some weedbased
What if you were on the titanic. Wouldn't that suck?
>>221532705It wouldn't have gone down the way it did
>>221532705itd give me a real sinking feeling
AI still makes a lot of mistakes thoughever still far from replacing important jobs
Ever read Fahrenheit 451?
>>221532680same
>>221532705i would be the guy to fall off and smack the propeller
>>221532724Ya. I liked the robot dog
>>221532692https://youtu.be/D5g9vb2WC_o>>221532724Its on the list, ive read 1984
>>221532724I did but I remember nothing abgout it other than the MC(?) going back in time to WW2 or something
People seriously believe Ozzy died and isn't living in Madagascar with Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain.
Remember that guy who wouldn't stop posting about Surf RockWhat ever happened to him
ESLs can't tell the difference between luxurious, luxuriant, lush, and luscious
Madagascar has cool bats
>>221532758That's not at all what it's about xD>>221532755I read it first in high school (before I read Nineteen Eighty-four, actually) and I've read it a few times since. It's one of my all time favourite books.
mjs death was certainly odd, I fink he said something about circles o algo
>>221532780I didnt say thats what it was about, you illiterate oaf
surf gock
being trans might be vogue now but soon something else will come and then the trans will be a bunch of old squares
>>221532798Idiot.
>>221532828dont get mad at me just because youre too stupid to read one sentence
>>221532594>Bonus points if you're black or darkWhy? I have very fair skin
>>221532825>trans>old
dead internet theory
>>221532825Next it'll be civil rights for clankers.
we need diversity in ai. we need some sassy fat black women with attitude
>>221532839You said you remember nothing about it other than that the MC goes back to WW2 or a plot vaguely like that. And then I said that's not what F451 is about. What am I not understanding? Fuck man you're such a typically brain dead American.
>>221532867if I said the only thing I remember about Harry potter was his parents dying at the beginning of the first book, what would you take from that sentence
>>221532840I have a dark skin fetish
>>221532892lamest super bowl since 2018
>>221532892
sweet little bumblebee I know what you want from me
>>221532880I'll put it like this. There is no time travel in the book. It's not a time travel book. There are no time travel elements. The concept of time travel or even the inkling whereof does not come up even once in Fahrenheit 451. Again you're just proving how seppos can simultaneously be so wrong and yet so arrogant.
the libs hate ai because it's taking women's jobs by making dope porn
>>221532930Lmfao
>>221531610>I was going toBut you didn't, so you don't matter.
>>221531632That's a Foo Fighters song.
>>221532924maybe Im thinking of catch 22
>>221532960There's no time travel in that one either.
>>221531695>censoring the wall artRetarded leaf lmao.
Don't speak to Canadians
>>221532910https://youtu.be/-I0Pp-SMWdM
>>22153290441 - 6
>>221532981It was NSFW and this is a SFW board.
>>221532975it takes place during WW2 THOUGHEVER
>>221532987we only play the classics round herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt6PPkTDsWg
>>221533010It's a banksy. How could it be nsfw
>>221532992damn bro, you blew out a team that was almost entirely on the injured list
Sup homie. Who here is trying to be FUCKED UP by me?
gock
>>221532881for what reason?
People really be spilling their entire life story in YouTube comments like anyone cares huh.
>>221533046It's good exposing your offspring to a wider genepool
>>221533012What about slaughterhouse 5? That one has time travel (sort of)
gock vs futa cockthe great debate
never read any of those books
So much cringe.
>>221533061quite possible
>>221533063i want to kiss gock
>>221533019Certified hood classic diss wun
>>221533049>>221533088are these bots or lying attention whores?
Foo Fighters are wholesome chungus.
>>221533060Ya but not to inferior genes
im gay
>>221533131not anymore, their drummer ODed and Dave Grohl cheated on his wife
>>221533161They were wholesome when Dave was young.
>>221532619>chud phenotypepottery
>>221533093>>>/gif/30657165kissing it, sucking it till she spaffs in your mouth n swallowingalso eating her assholeimagine
>>221533201why that guy naked
>>221533179Clankers get the rope
For me it's the Air Transat 236 incident.
omgYou guys are like the most unintelligent people of all earth.It's incredible how little you all know about the world.It's like a tv show. Damn
>>221533367I'm smart and based
>>221533374based on what?
>>221533147Inferior genes would be recessive
dont think I even goon'd today
>>221533407Not necessarily
>>221533469Naxalt is woman think
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
>>221533477calm down vader
>>221533477what happened bubby
>>221533470Idk what that has to do with anything. Dominant indian genes are inferior by virtue of coming from an indian
new>>221533504>>221533504>>221533504
The Big Lez is a funny show.
If mexicans are so smart then why do they live in a run down narco state
taking a vacation in grand rapids in a couple days
