raping my fucking arse
Alright fellas, can we leave the trantrum in the last thread? Sheesh.
>>221637194knife eared prick
>>221637183screamer
>>221637203the biomass going mental at this
>>221637203more like itsrevolting
I took too long doing the capcha>>221637221
apparently you cant make a call and use the mobile internet at the same time
shut the fuck up you s'wit
>Trains are now expected to start running between Old Oak Common in west London and Birmingham’s Curzon Street station between May 2036 and October 2039 – at least a decade after the initial start date. Services from Euston in central London to Handsacre Junction in Staffordshire are expected between May 2040 and December 2043 we have to wait a whole 10 years before we can use the hs2 trains. anyone like birmingham?
>>221637228scr
Rorke voting for Reform only for Farage to step down and Zia Yusef to become the first Muslim PM
get the high speed rail binned get the trams built
>>221637214fuck up yuo bhenchod bloody bastard you
>>221637194Michelle Altmer
>>221637203Can't imagine the shame of having such a freakish body that you become a fetish camwhore. Bleak. At least the fit ones can feel superior in the fact they're universally attractive instead of weird outliers that only the degenerate are into
it makes zoomers seetheit makes bloomers smeethe
been years since a gorl spoke to me
catberg screaming his fucking head off at nothing in particular
Rorke wanting HS2 scrapped and replaced with horse and cart 'to combat woke'
>>221637239mad how brits invented trains or something now this is the state youre in
got a like on the apps here but i can tell she's after my money. gotta left swipe those ones i'm afraid
>>221637273HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
Becoming an anti old age activist because it killed my grandparents and now I'm sad about it.
rorke the megabloks to leftypol's legothe munsters to leftypol's addams familythe bionicles to leftypol's transformersthe digimon to leftypol's pokemon
>>221637248never even got why trams exist in the first place tbqh surely buses would be cheaper and easier
Rorke shoving handfuls of shit into his gob because the immigrants don’t eat shit
id you can't think of anything post to post then dont post at all
>>221637288you've been rattled rorke
giving rorke 5 dollars to find the cure to cancer
sonion im crine
woke up utterly drained and exhausted
look at my dicklook at my ballslook at my hairy arse
>id you
>>221637296good post
the best posts are in the 200-300 reply count range
i dont get the whole issue with hs2, how hard is it to build a stupid train?
Bloody starmers Britain init
animals love it when humans are nice to them
I need to say something important to my father and this nigga aint answering my calls and I went to his house and this nigga wasnt there.
>>221637331bames made it inclusive thats why
>>221637344he's too busy shagging my arse robbie luv x i'll let you have him once he's done okay babes?
>>221637344ok
>>221637343
>>221637301Antithetical to this general's raison d'etre
cup of tea and a kiwi would go down lush right now
Went for a walk on the canal and saw some goslings. Their mum was there, so obviously she hissed at me. Should have wrung her fucking neck there and then. Lippy bitch
rorke asking if anyone wants to swaps his yu-gi-oh from the classroom cornerleftypol rizzing up the hoes with his charizard shiny
women on reddit offering a date with a man just because she heard he's leftypol and cooks and cleansif she saw him irl she'd be visibly repulsed
>>221637344check the pub
>>221637344honest chance hes reading this thread right now so give it a shot
>The Eurasian beaver was well-established in Great Britain, but was driven extinct there by humans in the 16th century, with the last known historical reference in England in 1526.[70] It is unclear whether beavers ever existed in Ireland
rorke once again admitting he came here from reddit
say wallahi bro*flies throw the thread at 4 miles per hour*`
>>221637298one tram with all its carriages has more capacity, they're also a lot more frequent
diarrhea coloured indonesians gooning to loli hentai on their 2013 samsungs in their unplastered crumbling bedrooms
rorje dancing a gay little dance
>>221637369brazils youngest 34 year old
>>221637391Love a go on her beaver if you catch my drift
>>221637377Literally me
>>221637377i bet joggers went by the canal and thought "look at this creepy incel"
>>221637338>brownoid biomass getting merkedbased
>>221637384he cant fucking read otherwise I could just send him a message
they instinctively knew what he did on that island and begun to attack
>he's still seething abiut GODstralians in the newget a fucking grip mate
rorke is unironically 21 years old and spends most of his day scrolling instagram reels
>>221637417Project on
>>221637380roke once again angry at normal people having sex with each other and not him
>>221637369he looks like me minus the hair
dae ye like that wan
https://youtube.com/shorts/5qQYdmgiJ1kNot even welsh but genuinely just cried my eyes out at this wish my mum wasnt dead wish i could hug her
>>221637424graped
tried to exfoliate my face today for the first timei used saltnot sure if I made right
>>221637391
>>221637472ktim
my great great great grandad served in Vietnam. said his unit was sent to hunt down and kill zipperheads
>>221637472why is he walking towards the camera?
>>221637391not extinct any more actually
>>221637463brazigga seasoned himself
check this outyoutube.com
few videos make me angrier than that rapper getting told she's a musician and getting offended because she has no idea what the word means
hes actually lost it
>>221637488virus don't click
>>221637457alright but you gotta get over it
look mum no mates
>>221637491Didn’t she think they were calling her a magician lol
>>221637491shocked she didn't manage to put 2 and 2 together when she said "im not a musician, i make music"
>>221637487do wypipo really dont season they face
>>221637513svrim
>>221637487scr
>>221637463just use lemon
>>221637472rorke's chuffed i see
>>221637491to be fair musician and magician are very similar
i've made £1,453,271 from bitcoin
Collecting /brit/ posters as catamites and keeping them fat, soft and stupid on a diet of tofu and smarties.
>>221637530*throws a rock at your head
*mcdonalds jingle plays*Bada ba ba ba, dollymonging it!
this is rorke's storythis is rorke's song
>>221637517she did>>221637528you do not need to 'to be fair' everything a black person gets wrong spaino
nans' names are joyce and brenda. you don't get names like that anymore
Considering just going to bed for the rest of the day, cbf
>>221637530don't think you did
Blaire White is so fucking fit
>>221637572night
>>221637557How do you even get offended by someone possibly calling you a magician? It’d be cool to do magic too. I’d have just rolled with it.
>>221637530pocket change I made £1,400,000,000
>>221637564hacking into the ancestry.com mainframe to dox + rape you
>>221637564Shirley mine was
Ricky on the front page of the Radio Times, wearing his iconic shades
>>221637214
>>221637564Mine are named Joyce and PamelaProper old cunt names
>>221637588everyone in the hood is out to get you so I think they just assume anything weird or they don't understand is a diss
>>221637438>GODstralians
>>221637592bet this sounded really funny in your head. I guess this is what happens when you have no friends and spam bradders in your smegroom for years on end
>>221637603imagine his skull slowly cracking and bursting into red mush as a steamroller runs it over
>>221637640Don’t belong in polite society (white)
>>221637603
finna start sucking cock to pay for accutane
>>221637643would rather not
>>221637641tbf we have iced buns
>>221637641
Haven't been getting much response to my shitposts today, must not be on form.
the north deserves to host the olympics
finna start raping my own arse
>>221637641I don't get it your greentext implies we're not GODstralians but then you post an image proving that's exactly what we are
Get the pawgs posted
>everyone in the hood is out to get you t. ollie, weston-super-mare
mad how you can perform a psychic attack by telling someone to imagine something grim and even if they dont want to theyll still imagine it
>>221637668grow up
HUGE night for Spurs...
>>221637642leave it in the last thread lad surely you've had enough attention by now
>>221637457Nobody is going to visit this because it's not going to embed. You need to change the URL so it uses this format:>/watch?v=[id]Or just accept the fact that nobody will watch your video
spurs. the spursers
>>221637641bluds eat gay bread
how about them spurs
>>221637697you were begging for attention and approval mate he done you thats that
>>221637688imagine your mum being shagged by an indianher mummy tits flopping about
>>221637689Thanks x
>>221637688imagine shagging your nan
>>221637684slobber on that bbc spainomaybe one day a black man will call you nigga and your tip will leak uncontrollably
>>221637703>it's not going to embed.?
Mad how you can just imagine a cow and rotate it in your head without anyone stopping you.
>>221637203Roblox avatar
Nobody even mentioned black penis but rorke felt the need to bring it up anyway.
>>221637746You're using some weird extension which is probably a virus
im starting to feel you guys arent really my friends and just pretend to like me as a filler friend
>>221637510Yeah true got to man up>>221637703No it’s alright I was just upset I’m over it now
>>221637749some people cant do that
>>221637749I have aphantasia so I literally can't do that
>>221637749would rather not imagine your mum mate
>>221637759Rorke's Law
dire threadshall be taking my leave
>>221637756>>221637203
>>221637777rorke raped by quads
>>221637765you can say nigers mate its ok
i rorkepologise
>>221637782sonion im crine
aussiemong bi hourly meltdown
I'm making the cow in my head ride a motorbike haha
>>221637745bringing up black cocks for no reason award
mums making pasta and meatballs tonight cannot fucking WAIT to get off work for it so excited!!!!!!
>>221637749the police are on their way
rorkin' all over the world
Sonbrero
>>221637770>this one shall not yield the power of visual imagination>>221637786i miss having sex on roblox
>>221637786corr
>>221637804s
imagining rorke happy, content and satisfied in my head, oddly enough getting a twinge of reggae in the back of my head too for some strange reason
cant believe ross said rachaels name at his wedding with that woman who wasnt called rachael
errr
>>221637786sreacinhg
>>221637815Even 40 years ago you’d say this about your wife, not your mum
rorke suspiciously smelling of rice and pea lately
>>221637831He’s not lying though is he
kiwis. skin on. always.
Grogu
>>221637841yep, I clicked this image like 30 times to expand it
rorke with the tattoo 'this machine turns /brit/ discussions into bbcposting'
rorke's been slipping a few abegs into his speech lately
This happenswhen YouCaptureMissingNo ..It Must NotbeDone ..Ok !!
Wagwan Finbar
Feel bad for people that can't rotate the cow, having a whale of a time over here
what no friends does to a man
>>221637869genuinely would have taken about every ounce of will power I have in my bones to not turn feral and rip this thing apart if I was there at that exact moment
First, that looks super yummy.Second, you need to go to therapy. Like, yesterday girl.
>>221637869
>>221637749A bit like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkxupwbFLk
>>221637903ts not tuff twin
I can imagine anything apart from myself not being an incel
>>221637878Laughing imagining your stupid chimpanzee brain firing on all cylinders as you angry click the image over and over againThis is why we do what we do here at /brit/
>>221637916It's like my dreams come true
rorke leaving a slight scent of shea butter wherever he goes
You can do so much yourself at no cost - if you're willing to do the workPlease look into Attachment -fearful - avoidant 2. dismissive-avoidant 3. anxious-avoidant and attachment injuries in general. You will find yourself somewhere in there. Also...Trauma bondingHypervigilance in relationshipsAvoidance as a trauma responseSomatic groundingInternal Family Systems (I am a psychologist and have used this a lot in my own life and with others) (look at the sub personalities like inner critic etc)Abandonment fearsShame schemasThese are some key things for you to look at and see were they take you. You can do some reading or You tubing - just avoid influencers and go for people who are actually trained. But this is a starting place for you to heal yourself. I suspect there is relational trauma there, from a very young age. You can get through it and come out the other side if you're willing to do the work. Start with attachment injuries and styles. This is something that can be sorted out with time and work. No one deserves the level of deep inner pain you are living with.
my penis is akin to a peperami stick
sir black cock
don't need to imagine rotating cows, I go outside and rotate cows in real life, incels
>>221637938Whispers of something having changed him… but nobody knows what.
>>221637903>>221637907
fuck this gay ass niggaim going to sleepi dont care if he loses 100 zillion dollarsim talking about you @dad you fucking fagget
He yaps worse than six barbers
employed womannow that's a girl with a lot of spunk!
coughing up live beetles and centipedes
>>221637945toby no offense but we're busy
>>221637968lol
those who have walked by rorke have noticed afrobeat slipping out of his headphones lately
farting on the cat
>>221637968
if me and Brazilian met in real life, we would be friends
>>221637990
this could well go down as the worst /brit/ thread to ever exist
>>221637968yelling
Chronicles of Yilmaz is certified kino
>>221637842im a lazy nigger
rorkes coworkers puzzled by all the recent jerk chicken containers in the break room fridge
>>221637886he loves it
>>221638006Not even bottom 10 of this year
>>221637901deary me
*has the life force suck out of me and eventually turns to dust and blows away in the wind*
didnt wipe proply
booting up my ouya
fuck you
rorke’s mum befuddled when she opens his cupboards and sees stacked cans of oxtail soup
>>221638059
>>221638055would like to feed grapes to him
having an autismic meltdown
>>221638088get your fidget spinner out, bruce
woah
>>221637894the biomass whisperer
>>221638098the majesty of poowong prefecture
>>221638098yanks need to let me in
>>221638086yeah he's not a very good television host. not a very good anything really, just fails upwards somehow.
>>221638086woah
>>221638098Chopped to fuck for the pipeline
although i may appear fast asleep i am ready to spring into action at any moment
>>221638139
What gameshow hosts should do is ask what people do and not be remotely interested
nothing worse than having your trousers stolen
we need the online safety act because my daughter killed herself
>>221637384you were rightI posted this >>221637964 and he just got here
Fastest general on /int/ and it’s all because everybody just posts their first thought after opening the reply boxJfs just can’t do that for some reason. Niggas be making long, well thought out posts
>>221637194Have you heard of the high elves?
>>221638181mumberg when teas ready
>>221638185er mate most posts here are bots
>>221638181Oh no no no, rape alien. I didn't say you're allowed to leave the closet.
>>221638185trvke
immigrate this dick up your arse rorke
>>221638175>oh opposed to online surveillance and data collection are you?>well then I suppose you won't have a problem getting on stage and telling this grieving mother it's her fault her daughter is dead on national television?
have to go to the office on thursday bit fucking scary
>>221638171you clearly haven’t experienced unrequited love
my hobby is nice walks through the park
>>221638139>yeah he's not a very good television host. not a very good anything really, just fails upwards somehow.
Y'all ever tried that sweet crystal?
>oh woah right you post images of me all day on some image forum of some sort>let's get you poo screaming some more then
rape bradley walsh
>>221638221Well. Actually, no I wouldn’t. It’s not my problem your daughter was a fat slag who needed to lose weight so an algorithm showed her that. It’s also not my fault that she didn’t know how to tell the algorithm to stop showing it
just replied this lad on ptchanhope he is online because i need attention
scream at that airbrushed oriental who sings love ballads in pidgin english
Just had a BMW product placement dream
hes ruined his life, poor lad
Subway near me says in big letters on the wall "chopped every morning"And honestly I don't think I've ever heard a more apt description of rorke
>>221638243sc4812m
>>221638265
>>221638243fucking raping a chicken
>>221638265scream he's such a nenchod
>>221638249>crowd boos you down>cheers and claps when the mother responds>you are harassed in public for weeks after, lose your job, friends
>>221638265chortled
This place is too active. You must all be unemployed.
>>221638230there’s an old railway here with little rivers beside it that looks so surreal in the morning. i always cry whenever i walk there xx
>>221638265leave me alone
>>221638265just because you chopped something that morning that doesn't really mean it's fresh does it
>>221638311err... well... *throws a cloud of dust in the air and disappears into the shadows*
no idea how you’re supposed to meet kind and truly good women when the majority of them are mean people even with looks aside
>>221638311I'm employed I just don't do a lot of work
He's not lazy, he's a gifted man trapped in algorithmically driven self-sabotage.
well that's me resigned to sitting in bed for the rest of the day
caught myself almost moving like a benchod
Man City tonightWho's watching?
just opened the catalog and laughed a bit i reckonshit was funny
>>221638311ktim
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 niggers
>>221638383Man City fans probably
Noticed the wife's pussy getting noticeably looser as she ages. Big difference between that of a 20 something and a 30 something. Any suggestions on how to subtly bring her around to the idea of doing pelvic floor exercises?
got myself a nice little van dyke goingi look positively devilish
>>221638255>ptchan
>>221638393All in spaki's mum's bedroom
why?
>>221638311i'm a shift worker, meback in on friday
>>221638311Do you realise how shit it is being jobless? Don't need you rubbing it in, dickhead
>>221638393*marks you down for not using standard form*
sceeping
>>221634492>>221634492>>221634492
>>221638435int that the Beautiful Mind guy?
NEW>>221638449>>221638449>>221638449
>>221638344I've got two shifts tomorrow and have already been told they're both going to be cancelled, but late enough that they have to pay me anywayit's like im on Centrelink only I get way more money
>>221638398tried keeping her away from black men?
Nothing better than sipping a frozen Madrí after toil in a Tuesday. Better yet with friends.* Drink in moderation.
>>221637221
