N-Dubz edition
… my feet are very swollen …wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home …
It's jam-packed
any hopeless poo men in
>>221694194there was mong in the office toilets today who was having a piss in one of the stalls, but he left the door open, and he was also on the phone while he was pissing and flushing the toiIetproper spacker behaviour
fat liberals talm bout communismyea u liberal alright
>open the window>2/3 of my neighbours are either screaming at their kids, or their dogYou know what, starting to think so called "normals" are actually quite abnormal.
plucking hairs from my shaft
>>221694298cant park there mate
>>221694310wouldn't fly in alberta #wexit
>>221694289avra
>>221694310what are the remaining 1/3 doing
>>221694266there was a video of her doing a blowjob wasn't there. possibly on a boat
>>221694372well usually theyre yelling at eachother, but aren't right now so assume theyre at work
i don't like commies but i prefer commies to liberals, that's for gosh darn sure
>>221694376
>>221694281i dont get why he is so happy about this
4 day weekend just landed and it lush
was very hungover and horny yesterday managed 6 wanks and spaffed into my duvet and sheets each time proper pong in there today
>>221694387Sir Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
get that image on Tim's Wikifeet page pronto
got pains in my stomach lads :(
>>221694399he's got those swollen feet that old ladies have
New Brighton Tower was the tallest building in Britain and the second tallest in the world
>>221694408vile little gremlin arent you
Toil doneOff homeBurritos for tea and an early bed
>>221694392would be the whitest city in america
>>221694399so grim he's going to get an embolism from sitting in that chair 16 hours a day
>>221694442Quasi LIVERP OOL
get the webbems posted
currently laughing AT the man with severe mental illness along with my friends on brit
I'm here about your plugs
>>221694300door open to piss is fine. you're meant to piss in a pisser without a door
>>221694497
Walked past a lady with breasts
>Phillipson to ban trans women from female toiletsThe Labour party want me dead and they think it's funny
>>221694497So this is rorke
getting nigga drunk
>>221694563cor
>>221694557leftypol on the leftrorke on the right
That's a tranny
I've had a niggardly work ethic at toil this week
>>221694565See. Labour isn't all bad, they have some good policies!
>>221694557pooscrm
>>221694457in 2095 niggas like you are gonna be gloating about being 5% white when americans are 2% white
girl got on the bus today looked like she was just wearing a t shirt for a dress not even a particularly long one
so so excited for my once a month steamingtoil session tomorrow. will be starting boozing during wfhtoil around midday since toilberg isn't in so I will be uninterrupted for the afternoon
>>221694281He'll be dead by Christmas
>>221694635then what happened?
>>221694635Maybe she shat herself and soiled her trousers
>>221694625bet you were sniggering typing out this post
>>221694635ok unc
>>221694631america is already negative white ladit sucks the whiteness from the world
>>221694545got some knotty ones that are peng with poppers if you catch my drift
>>221694651why? did he come out as trans?
>>221694651and you'll never be a woman
>>221694545bum?
>>221694635there was a black girl who used to get on the same bus as me and one day she was wearing a white t-shirt and you could literally see her nipples and areola through it
>>221694266>listening to Talksport (I know Goldstein is a Jew but he's a Jew in name only in all respects)>90% of the ads are for betting firmsAnyone else memba when 90% of the ads on Talksport were for tradies?
>>221694685
>>221694657she sat down and said something to school boys who were also on the bus. they were talking about being out school during school hours and it seemed evident that the girl was kicked out and moved school. probably for riding the cock carousel. proper slag
>>221694683>got some knotty ones that are peng with poppers if you catch my drift
new creps lads
any lads here ever done Jury Service?
>>221694692
Congressman who released Epstein files loses election
Who do you have your phone contract with, I have mine with o2 but it's expired now
heard you lads have been talking shit about me
Shagging dogs is morally indefensible Shagging dog dildos is fine crack on
>>221694717should've got her number
>>221694735only one way to find out mark
>>2216947383
>>221694635mates 15 year old sister was wearing a tight top and clearly no bra last weekend god knows how she’ll slag it up now it’s warm
>>221694751she was like 14 and im almost 40
why the fuck are so many pundits defending southampton
>>221694497Here
>>221694737Don't think he's racist. Just awkward.
>>221694738ee
>>221694737that black lad was from the sainsburys
>>221694766>>221694776How much?
>>221694770When you're she will be 18.
i get older, they stay the same agehehehe
>>221694774What happened next then?
>>221694557leftypol on the left doing some weird bender freak shitrorke on the right saying and doing nothing but thinking about the angry incel blogpost he'll write when he gets home
>>221694842he's jus a rascal
>>221694842screaming
28 years old Bella Thorne
>>221694821>>221694770you're *44 oops haha
>>221694815Unlimited data
opened the overton window to let some air in ro rorke's room
>>221694850Managed to free herself from the wall and they all lived happily ever after
>>221694850just looked it up and started watching. bloke with a small knob comes over (not even sure he cockmogs my 4.5") and she ends up sucking it
>>221694850i think he succeeds in pulling her out and she says thank you and goes home
my dadberg still pays my phone bill even though i moved outhoping they dont say anything about it
Stabbed Man: Help, I've been stabbed!Police Officer: I don't think you have, mate
>>221694889leftypol doing this 'accidentally' around children
erm that's a child
>>221694907Don't think my parents have ever paid my phone billUsed to have to use a weeks pocket money for a £5 payg top up
>>221694919remember when posting this was an instaban
>>221694919That webm caused this
>>221694919thing is they were both probably so turned on by this because they voted for it and will continue to do so
*walks into /brit/*
>>221694960rorke you need help
>>221694983this is what happened in the end of season 2 euphoria
Piehead meltdown
Taking wank recs for this evening
Visit the Dune of Pilat
>>221694983Get him in the Avengers pronto!
>>221694983If I were running the country people who do this sort of thing would be taken into the street and summarily executed.
>>221695036sacked tranny vocaroo
>>221695036Liz Truss deepfakes
>>221695036CocoNati_star
>>221694983bro fell into a perfect crime scene outline
>>221695038elton
>>221695070:skull:
>>221694983my guess? this is a gay bar and the guy punching everyone is one of those mental closeted gays
my gf on the left
>>221695096my headcanon has always been it's a gay bar in london and the big guy heeming everyone is eastern european
i'm not rich but i literally have more money than i can spendi'm on 38k but living at home so rent or foodsometimes i will buy a new computer or something but what else is there?don't like holidays, not into fashion or eating outwhat do? it's just sitting there in my vanguard account
>>221695064You would, wouldn't youPic related is her at 35 (the year 2010 when she entered parliament)
>>221695096takes one to know one
might make a spag bol
>my vanguard account
>>221695141ISA
>>221695144she was so fucking fine back in the day, rode every cock in oxford when at uni, she used to take it up the arse as well corrr what a lovely slag would have made a great pm if she had been given more of a chance
>>221695150yeah? do I punch like a gay?*heems you*
>spag bol
didn't cut the grass today award
phwoar!!!
>>221695036imagination wank to that lass wearing a T-shirt as a dress the lad was talking about
>>221695202
>>221695036cock crave asmr on hypnotube (it's hot not gay)
girls have started wearing leggings again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmoPKlWDKRE
rorke investing 1 million pounds in claude tokens to solve his baldness
I'm committed to bettering myself. Learning new things. Gaining new skills. I end every day a better man than I was when I woke up
>>221695036lindsexx
>>221695254giwtwm
>>221695150
I'm committed to fattening myself. Eating new things. Gaining more weight. I end every day a fatter man than I was when I woke up
Sir Cyril Smith. Sir Jimmy Savile. Those were the days
I'm committed to battering myself. Learning new self-harms. Gaining new bruises. I end every day a more battered man than I was when I woke up.
Just got 56 defence
Do people really rotate what beer they drinkI'm a one beer man
>>221695317what beer la´?
>>221695317depends how many of the guest beers look nice
I'm committed to isolating myself. Giving up hobbies. Losing my friends. I end every day a lonelier man than I was when I woke up.
>>221695317yeah, you have one beer and fall down
>>221695271They're simply protecting their mates like real men.
>>221695275Leftypol cheering at this while eating his rice and beans
>>221695284Wish this were me I'd eat a block of cheese and a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine every day
>>221695347I wishWouldn't be such an alchie if that were the case
>>221695335The only one which is excepcional.
rorke moving mad
>>221695140you're partially right except they're all eastern european since it happened in russia
rorke cant hack this blackness
>>221695373i like this too :3
rorke spending 3 hours working on his shaggy mr boombastic impression
flinging my shit out the window at the postman
>>221695373>brewed in Tadcaster
serious question, no jokes please, do you ever get the impulse to stick your tongue in your girlfriends arsehole when doing doggy? i really think one of these days i will bend down and shove it up there. it looks so fucking appealing
I'm committed to inebriating myself. Trying new beers. Sampling new spirits. I end every day a drunker man than I was when I woke up
>>221695141escorts
>>221695433not too keen on pooing arseholes personally
>>221695433never had sex or gf
I'm committed to pooing myself. Shitting new pants. Fouling different trousers. I end every day a shittier man than I was when I woke up
mental when you go on instagram and see an ai altered video of hitler dancing with -6 million jews written next to him
>>221695275think this is the sort of event that never truly leaves you and leads to shrivelled and stunted self-confidence for the rest of your life and probably eventual suicide
sipping on an Augustiner rn
scranning pickled onions
>>221695433No but once I flicked it and she cried
>>221695433I dont even think I would like to fuck an asshole (unless it's a passable trap) let alone put me tongue on it.
>>221695515that or you just have to dedicate yourself to revenge
was in the park for my incelwalk and parents were ushering their kids away like thisdidn't even do anything was just there drinking my cider
>was just there drinking my cider
>>221695553screaming
>>221695553s
>>221695505mad innit?
>>221695590he was dancing a bit different than that
>>221695601no clue what this means
>>221695590currently the best evidence of homicidal gas chambers we have
bean gardalmao this is what irish people call a woman police officer
>>221695657sc
genocidelmao this is what irish people call intermittent potato fasting
mmmbop, ba duba dopba du bop, ba duba dop
shilpa shetty x jade goody lesbian sex ai videos
>>221695705lmfao why even bother
Exploded a beer in the freezer lads. Not a good move when you've only got 4 left. Well, 3 now.
>>221695657scrum
imagine fucking up as badly as lysenko
>>221695704good one unc
then the guards cameawwwA BEAN GARDA!WAHEYYY
mao genocided the sparrows
>>221695737Prove him wrong.
mao didnt kill enough landlords
pol pot didnt kill enough speccy gimps
>>221695778hw soa?
rorke playing minecraft horror mods and jumping out of his skin
cain didnt kill enough abels
rorke batch cooking a lush sausage pasta sauce
steely expression of a bird that has been through tough times
>>221695826thats ai
Don't hear much about acid attacks these daysDid they patch that out?
>Officer Róisín Ní Flibghárgheghainne reportin fa dyooty, sor
Going to learn all I can about all eight bears
Starmer's Most Ruthless and Sociopathic: The Haunting Deeds of the /brit/ Brigades
I'll never forgive the CIA for giving me acne.
hmm
>>221695855probably significantly increased sentencing for it was always mostly road yutes doing that to eachother rather than muslamic lunatics like rorke believed
>>221695877>>221695901
>>221695871>The work is specifically investigating the process of how candidates were put forward and represented in the ward, and if this adhered to the relevant legislation and electoral procedures.
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mouse to take Employed Woman's surname after civil partnership ceremony!
Doggy is an awful sex position
Made a shitty blogpost in the wrong fucking thread
>>221695976>>221695989>>221695996
>>221695814ancient near eastern people believed the cain figure build the first city makes ya think
was having a good day so i went on Instagram to ruin it by seeing other people having fun
>>221696030it is the best especially if she's cupping your balls
>>221696030cap
holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz90SQGmQR8
Does anyone remember when Americans were trying to shovel this crap down everyone's throats then two Englishman said "Enough!" and created the FALLOW YouTube channel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu9B006ZF14https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFAN6L7xnvY
>>221696052elaborate on the connection
>>221696069shit roaring
>>221695705HAHHAHAHAwhat is that posefucking mong, rTim MOGS him!
>>221696044Missionary is way betterCowgirl tooEye contact is the key
currently connecting the dots
>>221696030yeah it's too ruff
>>221696070They all make cooking videos
can't be doing with the hot sunny weather as a friendless incel 32 year old virgin freak
>>221696084gay as fuck
i can't participate in the sex chat :/
>>221696103What a nice way of saying she flicks her bean to low quality smut
>>221696115
>>221696132dont we all
found a maker channel on youtube and the woman running it doesn't wear a bra in any of her videos so you can see her pokieslittle slut
>>221696132i flicked your mums bean
>>221696104ktim but a friendless incel 22 year old virgin freak
I know that orange juice has a ton of calories but there's something so invigorating about a glass of that shit in the morning. A full-day's supply of vitamin C delivered in a few moments time just feels good for the body.
i see a lot of males around...but not a lot of men
>>221696174freshly squeezed yeah?
>>221696164Before or after your pa flicks your bum hole?
whats the difference between sex with a male bum and sex with a female bum
>>221696207Me on the right
>>221696212during
right well i'm too hotalready sick of summer and it's barely 15c
french people look like this to me
>>221696219one is gay, the other isnt
>>221696224Would cum on your tits
>>221696245make it make sense
>>221696219skin texture and grooming
>>221696120You're brown
>>221696246
>>221696240a look of aloof contempt
>>221696219ones full of poo, one isnt
>>221696240French people look like this to me
>>221696245what if its a woman doing the sex with the womans bum
>>221696249makes sense to virtually every human on the planet. maybe you're a bummer
angel fire, new mexico...
>>221696246Errr, I think you've misunderstood. I just meant it in the sense of "I stand with Rupert Lowe, like the woman on the right".
the spaff sorted
Had shit loads of health issues lately ladsSkin irritation Sore eyesStomach painFucking sick of it :(I'm not fat, I eat well, exercise regularly and my body is still failing me :(
>>221696299fuckass bob
>>221696271awww timmy wimmy needs to fwall in wuv to shag a foid
my job is a pisstake where i get to do my own thing for most of the day but every so often i get told to take another colleague with me for 'job shadowing' where i cant chill like a usually do or i'll give the game away. i was going to pop into a shop today but now i have to do it in my own time ffs
>>221696299fuckin sexo
>>221696297Idc I’m still cumming on your tits
>>221696322why do you have a spanish flag
>>221696312not me. im in perfect health
>>221696299can see her fanjita
>>221696227daring
>>221696312you eating five veg a day? doing both cardio and weights?
>>221696358no, during
>>221696351think it's her arse cheeks
doing a read
>>221696344spanish ip address
>>221696366a womans arse and fanny is the same thing
>>221696370why do you live in spain x
janny decided it was her fanjita
>>221696389arse is nsfw anyway
>>221696363I wasI've not been 100% for 2.5 weeks, lost all energy and motivation
anyone fancy a new thread? >>221690072>>221690072
janny does not know the different between bum cheeks and fanny flaps
they should make a tinder that lets you filter out ugly women and foreigners
New>>221696443>>221696443>>221696443
>>221696377went travelling round spain when i was younger and always wanted to live in madrid
>>221696304Hard not to look at the fitties when I'm techno clubbing. Luckily I'm usually so fucked up on drugs that my penis is just a distant memory so sex isn't really on my mind, but I still want to watch them dancing and mustn't stare. You get in trouble for that.
