End the cycle edition
absolute scorcher todaycall me sir beer harmer the way I'm annihilating these peronis (non-alcoholic)
all lager just tastes like grass, even the """"good"""" ones
Drink Asahi super dry & Guinness exclusively now. Cringe looking back at my craft beer phase.
>>221772403at least he doesn't spend hundreds of hours posting about black men online
me
Had staro from a can the other day and it was fucking minging, tasted like farts and was making me feel sick. Meanwhile drink it as a pint or from a bottle and it's peng. Some beers just aren't meant to be in a can
>>221772358Stella is delicious - probably the best lager from a can and it's always on offer
>>221772403are you happy for the tiger bulls :?
>>221772375https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/food-guidelines-and-food-labels/the-eatwell-guide/
>>221772388get yourself on the lovely fruity ciders lad
Seen Metallica live 5 times, mad how bad Lars is at drumming
>>221772419i love ipa's but the craft ipas are loaded with hops. my grandad used to brew ale and did the same thing. just makes me sleepy.
>>221772419for me its augustiner edelstoff
>>221772425yes! xx
>>221772446can't stand the fruity hops
>>221772436shed get my wand up her slitherin
Let's just assume for the sake of argument that sunscreen causes sunburn, bottled water makes you thirsty, music causes hearing loss and I am just a dog watching another dog on TV.
Sir Pablo Zabaleta
>>221772440hot take: their best drummer was joey jordinson
>15 cans of STELAAAAA
for me? well it's the 'bourg of course
>>221772452
>>221772490they lowered the abv it not right
Someone post that picture of the lad with the special brew
>>221772470The Sun will damage your skin, babe
>>221772431The fruity ones are worse because the fruit contrasts and highlights the nasty rancid taste
got stuck in traffic behind a mclaren today and it must be exhausting driving that shit with everyone pointing and trying to take photosimagine just trying to take your mclaren out for a spin but everyone's just looking at yousuddenly felt good about being in a corolla haha
>>221772480slipknot did him dirty, same with slayer and dave lombardo
>>221772480Was just watching the videos from that concert he filled in (get it) for Lars, insane how tight the songs sounded, same when Dave Lombardo played with them.
Who would you prefer to see relegated - Spurs or West Ham?I'd rather West Ham went down
>>221772512would imagine they enjoy the attention
>>221772501I know I'm fucking fuming about it but what can you do
>>221772401Tf you talking about
>>221772512pretty sure they wouldn't buy a big fuckoff "look at meee" car like that if they didn't want attention
can smell a barbie, it smells lovleh
>>221772440>>221772480>>221772516>>221772522Ah fantastic, the delegation from boringcuntsville have joined usSalud!
>>221772516slipknot does everyone dirty
>>221772566s
My favorite beer lads. 3 of these while doing cheeky bumps and a cigarette...I can't think of anything better.
>>221772512the other thing i noticed is that although the mclaren looks nice on its own, in the middle of traffic with all the SUVs and yankmobiles, you are really far down, i imagine you have to be careful not to get rammed by carol in her range rover
For me it's RuddlesThe cost makes it taste better
>>221772523Definitely Spurs, but they saved themselves in the last few weeks. Any other year I'd have been happy to see West Ham go down though, as they're a small club with an inflated sense of their place in English football
mad how much london mogs everywhere on this little island. here i am in some, provincial, dilapidated old shabby south coast town in a wetherspoons with mongs and boomers where the average wage is like £24k a year
>>221772566log off, lars
Eat the richBan PornographyLower ImmigrationIncrease the minimum wageAbolish the Triple LockIncrease prison sentences ten-foldInvest in the children and social servicesRewild the nationBuild Nuclear Plants until you can't anymoreDrill the north sea oil
>>221772566early comfy sopranos > later nasty grim sopranos
>>221772575Someone hat this clown
/brit/ is a virgin freak general and if you're a sex haver you have to LEAVE
>>221772575wheat beer is so goodi like erdinger but i've had some other german ones that are so much better
>>221772488Wish I could spend one night in hackney
>>221772566Lots of people like music lad, think there's something wrong with you if you don't like music
>>221772591>dilapidated old shabby south coast townBet the scenery is lovely. Few pints looking out off the coast. Can't get that in London.
>>221772576look at the size difference
Pint of bitter please mate
>>221772617
really is quite scientifically and medically maddening how the effects of not wanking for 2 weeks are identical to the effects of wanking 20 times a day
Was just on a flight and witnessed timmy and pangpang irl. girl was a dogfaced 3-4/10 with a clueless whiteboy that put a ring on it. bloke was at least 2m but settled for leftover chang. boggles the mindQuite queer a timmy with a business degree from Stanford marrying 3/10 pango
>>221772576This Lamborghini got crunched in Florida. Silly down there because everyone drives lifted brodozers
>>221772603fanntastic p[ost wtf r htye doing here lmoa
>Lots of people like music lad, think there's something wrong with you if you don't like music
>>221772602frig off>>221772612Weihenstephaner is good also one that starts with P >>221772615those were good times probably
>>221772645what are the effects
Two pints of lager and a packet of crispsTwo pints of lager and a packet of crispsTwo pints of lager and a packet of crisps
>>221772512this is why I drive a BMW. All the benefits of a mclaren but not the attention
>>221772662you go a little... crazy. leaving it at that
>>221772652Imagine the state of the freak who clacked out this post
>>221772661Benediktiner Weissbier is nice
>>221772655lmao how is this legal they can't even see the road
hes like oooo that stryder mansouth east london ryder man
going out today to look at womens legs
MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
>>221772674when i do the nofapberg i am very sane
>>221772667
the VPN faggots need to die
>>221772673>All the benefits of a mclaren
>>221772636Doubt anyone has achieved all these except maniacal dictators and tyrants
>>221772729don't think the world needs those
>>221772636You can have interests outside of your "reason for being">>221772658You're just being an idiot
St Anger was RAW kinoENOUGH with the boomer rock
>>221772685Never had that, have you tried the Belgian trappist beers or whatever they are called, they have some good ones. Like Chimay and Duve
>>221772652Life's not all about looks mate x
>>221772720it's actually got more benefits. you can't fit 2 suitcases in the back of a mclaren
danish girls visiit londonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJhEDmxg6qk!!!!
>>221772698It's why every car has auto braking now
I AM THE LAW
>>221772740But they think the world needs them for its own good
sorry for liking music
any liverpool watching man in?
for me, it's lexus>reliable >affordable>not associated with pakistani men>no "bling" - just stylishyou don't see many because the market for "men who want a good car without looking like dickheads" is pretty small
Well we're half way through the year and 2026 is looking like a write off for me. Hopefully I can turn it around with a few changes. I'm going to start doing my duty as an Englishman. Stop using the delivery apps. Stop with the takeaways. I'm going to start dressing my age. A collared shirt. Made in Britain. Always. Restructuring my S&S ISA around British companies. Rolls-Royce. BAE. Arm. Make a Hinge account. Find an English rose. South Asian at a push. Yes, it's more expensivceb ut it last longer.
>>221772799yankified shite
>>221772749I've had Westmalle, had it when I was younger and already drunk. It's 9% and I felt it later that night, although in my memory I don't recall it tasting strong. Need to try it again
Little Ahmed looking at his Dad and dreaming one day he'll own his own BMW
>>221772804It's japanese and you are not white
I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU
>>221772800wasnt funny the first time you posted it, grow up.
>>221772767munched on a danish lass years ago
>>221772812doesn't matter that it's japaneselexus is objectively yankcoded
mad how you go on any football stream and there's a full blown conversation happening on one of the matches in the little chatboxmakes me realise there's more to the internet than brit
>>221772800Scottish or Welsh rose should be the backup plan, not a fucking Flip
anime hentai
you can buy a used mclaren for £70,000a top spec M Sport like mine is more than that new
>>221772823it's just a toyota with better build quality rorkeit's for people who want to upgrade their toyota without looking like they are rich
>>221772800Good man. Never too late to gain a clue
>>221772830Full of wogs. Put me off football completely
>>221772799don't like the interiors
>>221772836that better be fart fume
>>221772850im sure that's football's loss
did you know the woman from brass eye has been blacked and his biracial children?
>>221772830>there's more to the internet than britin terms of social media there literally isn't, the internet is 99% children, brown people and schizo boomers now
>>221772833South Asian is Indian, Pakistani. You know, THAT kind of Asian.
singular rorke poster getting angry about lexuses now he is completely out of ideas
eating a burger with massive chopsticks
>>221772856ktim
>>221772840you can buy a shit run down house for £50,000my top spec bungalow costs more than that new
>>221772830they're fake
>>221772856Mental health issue to care about this
>>221772855It would be if all white people stopped watching but the goyim are too braindead
>>221772856right that's it bury the beds
imagine wog #1 spending their day arguing with wog #2 in the chatbox next to Indonesian fourth-tier football
>>221772799Big fan of Japanese sport saloon cars like the IS F, Impreza, Evo
>>221772841toyotas that lexuses are built from like camrys are also yankcodedacceptable british toyotas are like yarises and corollas
Lying in bed Got no will to live you see
Real men ride the off road scooter. From the urban jungle to where the pavement ends
>hey rorke, want a lift?
fuck's sake I looked at porn and now my willy's all wet
>>221772867mate that's even worse thenif you really must go forrin at least go huwhite forrin
Sitting in your nice big well-kept garden behind your detached house. Sprogs playing about laughing in the sun. The wife bringing you your next Peroni over. Barbecue set up for later when the family and mates come round. Yep, life is good.
no one's excited for the WC
>>221772907Used to have a geography teacher that had an Impreza, easy way to derail any boring lesson was to get him talking about it. Right slap bang in the fast and furious years so I reckon he hated that he had to be a teacher and couldn't be a cool street racer
>>221772929my willy was wet earlier because i spilled ribena on it
>>221772879>top spec bungalowwhat have you got in there?
>>221772910i have a corolla. camry is yank-coded i'll admit, but the lexus models are not like the camry. they are modest and muted. that's why yanks don't buy them.
>>221772916ktim except it's because i was wanking
>>221772943Mine is wet because of the sweat dripping down my balls and also all over
>>221772940Asian women are always excited for WC dough
sick of people pretending that there are no attractive south asians. bizarre
Imagine if filmed porn was just outlawed and all porn had to be drawn or ai generated. Wouldn't that improve society somewhat?
the smart man will be watching West Ham vs Leeds right now
bollock/gooch area fucking reeks already
heard a japanese man pronounce netflix as "netufuricuso"
martin lewis i demand you stop using all this jewish lingo and tell me what credit card to get!
>>221772964would you like me to gently wipe the sweat from your ball sack with a cloth?
>>221772967there really isn't though
>>221772967never seen a good looking indian/pakistani in my entire life
>>221772840can get a watch that chimes for just under 4 million 8 hundred thousand
Howling
knew some and they were pengbut I am autist so no lady for me
>>221772997sxr
>>221772997the pan out to an empty room ahahahaha scream!!!
shaving my cock off so it grows in thicker
>>221772984Yeah go on then mate sounds lovely
>>221772997me doing standup
€43k for a corolla hatch.
>>221772993My old dentist was a very good looking south asian woman. Unfortunately she left and got replaced by some other mid girl.
lov indian birds me
>>221773022ROARING
he's ruining his life
what percentage of /brit/ you reckon is actually white british?there's at least a handful of regular brown/muslim posters here from what i gathered
>>221773039consider the peacock
>>221773009love girls with bows in their hair but these days only the gigaslags do it instead of nice wholesome ones
>>221773009namenow
>>221773009Lovely back
>>221773071rorkette
>>221773075would love to eat sushi off it
>>221773078chortle
>>221773065thats a male though
>>221773086yea i suppose that would be alright
everton have clearly been given orders to stand down today
>>221773086ok
>>221773075would love to chop up carrots off it
Need a mummy gf to clean my wound then kiss it better
>>221773093Peahens are fucking mingers and don't put in the effort and so don't deserve the majestic cock cock
Mad.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HERs2XE4fUI
>>221773114woke trash
>>221773120no i think that might be a bit dangerous
right, sandwich time
>>221773121>hid the thumbthe swedes comment got to you?
>>221773114Steering wheels on the wrong side you daft cunt
it's FAR too hotneed sunberg out of business pronto
>>221773086more of scampi man myself if you're talking fish
>>221773151enjoy the sun you evil ghoul
>>221773114mad how every bit of automotive innovation over the last 20 years has just been trying to make cars into night rider to get boomers clapping like sealoids
>>221773165shan't
>>221773165Shant
GO ON LARSHIT THAT FUCKING SNARE DRUM
>>221773064>there's at least a handful of regular brown/muslim posters hereThe only poster who I'm pretty sure is not white is the Belgian. His whole thing seems to be mocking white people. There might be other non-white posters who just never make their ethnicity obvious. I guess they don't want several replies saying "hurr durr you're brown"
>>221773147My thumb is objectively normal
>>221773182You're brown
>>221773184looks a bit bent
Taken by pasty arse inside for a bit to have a shade break and drink a rehydration sachet. Sunstein doing a right number on me even with the sun umbrella and a towel on top of it.
>>221773114every car is a driveable ipad now
rorke is finished
sick of the flies already can't wait for autumn
>>221773194Prove it
what the>>>/sp/154825247
>>221773184Weird fucking thumb over here
roarke
>>221773199and what of his thumb
>>221773218peak midge season
Lashing catberg with a whip
the drum fills in for whom the bell tolls are decent to be fair
Miss playing gun game on Halo Reach from MCC while listening to some Operation Ivy trying to only do executions.
>>221772967racists are dumb say no to racismno room for racism
>>221772967Name five
kick racism into the net
Hate people who leave their windows closed sweating like a pig in their rooms all night then they open it in the day and it lets out a nasty waft of their sweat and farts all over the house
I'm British-Chinese but I'm whiter than I am yellow so I just say I'm white
>>221773216>umm achkkhtually if you go back 4000 years Britain was colonised by immigrants
>>221773020that's a misconception it just grows back spikier
>>221773184well at least you're not a handlet
>>221773248better still when done by a good drummerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkrwRdXkoo
>>221773274i can't hate these people. i pity them.
saw 3 trannies on my incelwalk all with walking sticks
>>221773291the spazdem
I NEED TO SET MY ANGER FREEI NEED TO SET MY ANGER FREEEEEEEEEEAAA
>>221773274Leftypol's summer plans
been playing video games all day
>>221773241Scotland was a mistake
HOWLING at the author of this getting called a transphobe by the lgbt community because most of them look like left and got triggered hahahahahah
>>221773291swear they just have them cause they self diagnose some random physical ailment so they can call themselves chronically ill for pity online
>>221773274us
mo salah off the posto
>>221773291you mean grannies?
>>221773216humpty dumpty head
>>221773268oddly specific
this hair style makes my willard go on a mad one
>>221773274Wonder if there's any polyamorous people that are actually fit. They seem to all be disgusting slobs.
Seedless tings
My old geography teacher Miss Khan was very fit very very fit probably too fit to be teaching in a secondary schoolwish she groomed me
right well that's the West Ham vs Leeds stream turned offboring shitegonna go out on a
>>221773328Known 2 people who do this now. Both weird OCD clean freaks too.
>>221773314:>
on a walk
didn't have any lunch and now i'm a bit hungry
>>221773331best literary bob?
>>221773331i should move to NYC
not watching a 90 second webm of a woman trying to be funny sorry
>>221773343Reckon they enjoy being a fit bird in a school full of horny lads
>>221773344If there's players I've seen clearly give 0 shits it's these west ham ones
>>221773312Literally the most reddit content creator of all time. Less jokes than Tim Buckley and a worse drawing style. Some people really shouldn't be encouraged to make "art". This particular situation is very funny though, failure by pandering too hard
>>221773358please do not abandon nova scotiayou are needed there
>>221773360me on my first date
did somebody say beveragino
>>221773381>Less jokes than Tim BuckleyFewer*
going to get the sausages on
im into male scents. colognes and that
>>221773312need troon enablers rounded up and worked to death in labor camps
watching dance mums for the first time. surprisingly good
>>221773410Same as your dad except it's not colognes he likes
>>221773390https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779636324942530.webm
>>221773313sacked tranny diagnosing themselves with narcolepsy
Reckon they'll ref ball it for spurs if they have to
>>221773397*I'm a tremendous pseud faggot
>>221773390*pops up from behind a bush*yes I fucking did mate get the tins in
>>221773390women actually made a funny video for the first time 4 billion years
might watch dark place again
>>221773429one of my top 3 webms of all time
>>221773429Bet these bitches can't stand one another
>>221773429love this webm this should have been the cast of SNL uk
>>221773429Genuinely quite funny
>>221773410give me a rec lad
>>221773443concession acceptance letter is in the post
got the kopparbergowitz poured
as a 40 year old it's fascinating (actually it's boring as shit) reading the conversations being had by a new generation. nothing has changed, everyone just voicing their dumb opinions and going round in circles.
>>221773491
>>221773431basically yeah except with him it's for attention, positive or negative
cheeseplantberg flat refuses to grow in the right direction and it's starting to take the piss
got a pungent boysmell going on after this footy sesh
>>221773501wtf brazil posters look like THAT?
>>221773468Explain?
>>221773508force her towards the light
>Wifeberg trying to explain the latest Katie price drama and how the 'feminist' accounts she follows are covering it so thoroughly because they're concerned for her welfare>Me trying to explain the concept of a lolcow to her and that it's ok to laugh at pathetic attention seekers without trying to make it a whole big thing
>>221773429would shag:shed roofbehind fencebehind garden chair
>>221773284Some nice drumming there but there are some sloppy moments because they obviously don't know the songs inside-out. Anyway I think Lars is fine. His style works well with their music which is what matters.
>>221773477le sel d'issey by issey miyake. mont blanc explorer. versace dylan blue.
rorke trying to grow cheese
>>221773514aye
>>221773429one girl scratching her coochie
>>221773429english roses
>>221773448actually quite proud of the lasses they finally did it
beveragino milf arse sex
literally what are american black bears thinkingbigger fannies than pandas
>>221773525>Wifebergfuck off sex haver
this nigga trying to grow cheese
>>221773501always found this tranny extremely repellent when i see her get spammed on the /int/ 'log and now i know why
wish I was normal
>her
>>221773556*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>221773514...yh
>>221773556pscrtim
>>221773547Mmm and no one has ever lied on 4chan
>>221773547Why would you out yourself like this?
gonna go for an incelwalk when it gets cooler after footy, 10-15k steps>>221773556older i get the less i care, used to get quite angry at being a no life experiences virgin autistic freak now i embrace it
>>221773556
>>221773527i'd do all of them except the old one
>>221773501>>221773533maria :3
>>221773581that was based
>>221773501flat as hell
>>221773571why are they so stupid?
>>221773549>trannymnd raped
>>221773581sovl
wish I had sunglasses on so I could look at women's boobies without them noticing
>>221773594I was like that until I developed a massive crush on a colleague out of nowhere and it suddenly dawned on me what I'd been missing
whenever some virgin claims to have a wife just ask them to take a picture of their hand with their ring on with bit of paper in there and suddenly they disappear
>>221773612this phenotype makes my cock diamonds
wearing a mesh face mask so i don't get tan lines taking the immunocompromised old patients out in the garden
Women might not be funny to us but you have to admin the lasses have an EPIC time together, howling for hours at their own dumb fucking jokes.
i have a girlfriend**we're just friends but I act like she's my girlfriend
>>221773612any of her tummy?
>>221773629women are funny
allmy lifei love jesus christ
>>221773531all very manly aren't they
>>221773619I just look anyway Nowt wrong with looking
I have a girlfriend but we just haven't met each other or know of each others existence yet
>>221773594How. I just got back and it was depressing as fucking seeing everyone with their mates in pub gardens, couples out together enjoying the weather etc
>howling for hours at their own dumb fucking posts.ktim
Bizarre how many genuinely gorgeous women there are streaming on Twitch now to 100 viewers
>>221773581type of gaff you used to see on liveleak
the toe
>>221773635horrible acting, she looks like she actually enjoys the prospectunfunny; and bad actors
>>221773663Take a bite
>>221773663not a suckable toe
nice toe mate
>>221773658
get it made
>>221773663something went wrong
>>221773671diddy would suck it
>>221773680looks like a dellai twinnot sure which one
>>221773621dreading thisI've blocked out memories of crushes I've had before because it reminds me of that shite
>>221773680Quite the chin on this lad
need to go out for a virgin walk for an hour to get some sun so i look slightly less virgin freakish in work on monday
>>221773622here's my wife's handhappy now?
>>221773650>Pub gardensawful, alcohol is terrible for you, drunk people are insufferable, sat on some tacky tables overpaying for unhealthy pisswater to be annoyed by drunk people>couples out together enjoying the weather Hot weather in the UK isn't enjoyable
mad how I get random sharp pain in my fingers now
>>221773703Bank holiday you absolute buffoon
>>221773714scrimmage
>>221773665>she looks like she actually enjoys the prospect
>>221773714corr is that four carat gold?
>>221773718nerve damage
>>221773714less feminine hands than sacked tranny
New>>221773739
right well he's posted a picture of his hand with a black circle drawn around one of the fingers with a black highlighter pen
>>221773714Brilliant post
>>221773715The important thing is that you're happy and enjoying your life x
>>221773740half carat gold
>>221773715Lighten up lad
>>221773715Maaaate
