realistic editionyum >>221857489
Morning med, fell asleep at 9 woke up at 2, its gonna be a rough day.
Incel morning /med/.
Fakecel morning medstersIced flat white incoming
We need a roboto edish at some point.
>>221872792Incel morning to you too
Good day med Momster from the cagie, no old bitch until 9 AM also office cutie has nice turquoise shorts today
Bonġu.
Wanted to break as I saw a truck in a curve but I hit the accelerator instead. Nothing happened of course.Wish the previous survived the night.>>221873050https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1779697832716208.webm>>221873097C U T I E D
>>221873711We were supposed to roon after work but it's too hot and I saw next week is gonna be fresher.
>>221873729The truecel ring in /med/ is breaking apart, soon there'll only be me and The Translucent
>>221873729https://i.4cdn.org/int/1779888378591463.png
>>221873097I feel you Momster, all the cuties here wear cute summer dresses>>221873711God protects his warriors>webmCertified classic>>221873762I feel like you're going to break away too at some point
>>221873782Have you got AC in your flat Gironde?
>>221873762It's just rooning and even that didn't happen yet >>221873773Not a fan of owning digital gold
Seeing so many cuties is straight up suicide fuel>>221873829I don't have AC, sadly. Only my trusty fan
why did none of you naggers ever tell me Moroccan girls were this pretty?
Interesting.
>>221873946There are some serious qts there, but they are drowned in a sea of ugly and fat women.Tunisians are better.
It turns out the spanish government is worse than the mafia, colour me surprised
https://x.com/Inst_Actu/status/2058590482175848796?s=20Gman, the fuck did you do ?
>>221873992The party that financed itself illegally in the past... did it again? What a shocker.
>>221873970>50who cares
>>221873992a corruption scandal? involving Spanish politicians???never in a million years would anyone have guessed such a thing...
>>221873992>>221874072they all do it no matter the color they're wearing
The surprising thing is that it just doesn't stop: it's been going on for two weeks now, and every day you wake up there's more news about government corruptionI wonder if the rest of europe knows anything about what's going on in Spain, the whole government is corrupt
>>221874034looks funny but reminded me of the nutty putty cave incident
>>221873921Same, I'm suffering>>221873946There are a few cute nafris, but most are ugly hamplanets
>>221874110https://youtu.be/cKM364PqQ9kThe Spanish government is corrupt?????
>>221874110>the whole government is corruptIs there any evidence of corruption of members of the government that don't belong to PSOE?
>>221874104This is on a whole new level, the judge investigating this case has stated that they are a corruption ring
>>221874110I read on the news that there are protests in Spen
>>221874170Not really, it's PSOE bullshit
Spain need to ban others parties so there are less chances of corruption.
>>221874187Next you're going to tell me that the Shitalian government is incompetent and useless, how many shocks do you want to pile on me today?
>>221871797Not realisticSarurumano do not have models feeding them lunch while throwing up in their mouths
>>221874187It isn't, just look up caso filesa or EREs, and that's just PSOE, then PP has Barcenas papers, kitchen or Gürtel, just name the most famous ones.>>221874199People aren't really protesting for the corruption.Right wing people will say it's about corruption but they'd protest the government for whatever reason they could find, and left wing people won't protest because they know that the alternative is an equally corrupt but right wing government.>>221874204I know, just pointing it out coily.
>>221874241>I know, just pointing it out coily.I know, just agreeing with you
>>221874067It's 1/4 of the Maltese population
>>221874110I think I saw something being mentioned on local news.
>>221874268still less criminals per capita than the US
>>221874268and 1/4 of an American body
>>221874291Bodied that corn-syrupy freak oder was
>>221874291i don't get it
>>221874344sent him flying to the stratosphere ou quelque chose>>221874350you wouldn''t get it
>>221874373help me get it
>>221874350Neurodivergent folxs need not apply
>>221874134Truth, most nafri girls aren't great. Just like jeetas really.
>>221874383please be patient i'm retarded
>>221874381Americans are fat
>>221874401You shouldn't say that in front of a German, you know, they are known to appreciate Zyklon B-smoked retard meat
>>221873970losing your vote for felonies is dystopian shit
>>221874421>>2218744274/10 joke
>>221874421Actually the joke wasn't that great, but I'll always support den ewigen Kwaben
>>221874449>>221874421I know it was shite, but thinking before posting is for faggots desu
>>221874441That happens in most countries, even though I personally disagree as well
>>221874441Also please stop posting faggy paedo weeb shit
>>221874441ignore >>221874484 he's a faggot that uses british spelling
>>221874444checked
>>221874484i rarely post those things...>>221874543why do brits use paedo instead of pedo
>>221874784What's up Brune?
Good morning, sisters.Brootal magyarcel redpill today.>>221874441love that pic>>221874795Either he matched with someone on Tinder then got ghosted less than a minute later or had a job interview where the HR bitch dabbed on his ahh.
>>221874843>Brootal magyarcel redpill today.Oh really? Please don't share
>>221874795Fighting the demiurge's minions is exhausting.To avoid a cryptic post accusation, I mean HR and sales pipo.>>221874843Share with us.Also when I saw the faggy pic I wanted to link it to (You) but you were snoozing o alggo.
>>221874872Something something looks don't matter when you are too autistic.Know you don't agree with this statement thoughbeit.
>>221871797Is that a croquette wrapped in nori?
>>221874903Rate the previous edish
>>221874899>Share with us.See just below your post sweetie.Also that robodog vid you linked is peculiar.>but you were snoozing o alggo.I was gymcelmaxxing and prior to that having a citypilled woolk.
>>221873946She looks like she'd pull up beside me on a motorcycle, toss me a helmet and tell me to hop on.Not literal me, of course, but the fictional version of me who she's going to take for a few laps around the block before we go hiking.
>>2218749378/10.Just looked at the pic yesterday, did not read filename. Did read OP text tho but did not realize that the first letters of the words read fakecel fr fr ong.
>>221874899I'm sorry to hear that, job-searching truly is soul-crushing>>221874903Yeah that statement is ineffably stupid
>>221874976truth, he should stop searching
>>221874771The root of the word is ancient greek παῖς (child), which reads as "pais"Probably the Romans translating it into Latin changed the diphthong "ai" into "ae", which was more appeasing to Roman ears, and the the Americans got rid of the "a" in the end
>>221875021Money runs out eventually
>>221875066
>>221874899what's your qualifications if you don't mind sharing?did you go to uni o algo?>>221874903do elaborateif you want
>>221875109>do elaborateNot much to elaborate. Just because some girl's pussy is itching o algo she forgets for a moment about my 'tism when she sees me but 5 seconds later when she remembers the 'tism she gets disgusted.
>>221875109I have in diploma and I work with 'puters, but not a code monkeySo the lowest life formAt least devs get paid a lot, even if they have to deal with the jeetening
>>221875197I mean what was the interaction like
>>221875250why is it so hard for you to get a job againis the situation that dire in Fronce?
>>221874771>why do brits use paedo instead of pedoThe ligature used to be /ae/ as a single letter, then it was two letters, and then Webster the language butcher sliced off the /a/.Also "paedo" and "pedo" have different pronunciations and the spelling reflects that.
>AI formed the Wendish EmpireNot something that I've seen it happening often.
>>221875291situation is crapi'm terrible at job searchingthe antichrist
>>221875569what specs does your PC have Maltanon?>>221875644hope you find something Brunesterhow long have you been jobless and are the NEETbux ok?
There's a cutie in the cagie rn VGH
>>221874960I feel like even the fictional versions of me would be just like myself.It's difficult to imagine myself being different.
>>221875765I'm on unemploymentbuxx since a yeardidn't do real work since like like one year and a halfsearching for a job since like 6 monthsNPNW, simple as
>>221875970You must have a strong sense of identity if even hypothetical versions of yourself refuse to deviate from the baseline. Either that or your chakras are perfectly aligned across all realities.
>>22187576516 gb ramrtx 2060amd ryzen 7 2700xb450 aorus elitewindows 10
>>221876051>NPNW, simple asa principled man, I can respect that.>>221876185sounds good.what case do you have, did you like assembling it?
>>221876170What if secretly I murdered all of my selves across realities and now I am the only one left.
>>221876170'em
>>221876241>What if secretly I murdered all of my selves across realities and now I am the only one left.I would say it's very irresponsible of you not to have at least one back-up copy. You're one banana peel or overly large olive stone away from permanent erasure from the material world.>>221876349>well, well, look at the city sl-ACK
>>221876441I have merely saved them from the burden of existence.
>>221876441Lmao, how can you always be so funny Catnigga
>>221876441Thoughts on my gucci loafers ? (steel paded)
>>221876240>caseCorsair Carbide 275R Tempered Glass black>likeNot really.
>>221876635tasteful choice.
>>221876647I had to dig up a 7-year-old email for that name, lol.
>>221876635>>221876647doesn't tempered glass completely shatter if you have a tile floor? i know your pc shouldn't be on the floor but even if you just temporarily place the panel on the tile floor
>>221876752kek i remember a vid with this happening indeedalso based cat calling out death stick enjoyers
>>221876752I don't understand, why would it shatter? Vibration?
>>221876781Also, my PC has been on the floor for years. It currently isn't, but it used to.
>>221876495I don't think that defence will hold up in the archonic courts. The Demiurge tends to take a poor view of those who damage his property.I do look forward to unburdening a lamb doner kebab wrap from existence later today though.>>221876549Watching excessive amounts of cartoons growing up makes you funnier, or however the brain is rotted.>>221876553Too fancy for these parts. We wear hobo shoes and use ropes to hold our trousers up around here.
Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took a Greek army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer; the world was his. But Alexander is dead. His empire is gone. And so we live in evil days; the free men of Greece have turned on each other, instead of their proper enemies: those who envy all the Greeks have done. Alexander must weep, if the dead weep. I will weep in his place, but I will also hope. The world turns; what was may come again. The Fates still spin the web of men's lives. So now, perhaps the gods wish Greeks to be great again. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword, bring order where there is chaos, remake the world of men into a better place...perhaps.
>>221876772that's what i'm worried aboutcigs are gross for sure, i can't stand their smell, but there's something about the romanticized gesture... the hollywood propaganda worked on me>>221876781it's similar to why spark plugs can shatter car windows, even a little bit of force can cause ceramic to tear up glass>>221876813is it a tile floor?
>>221876852ClassyI only blacken my feet and wear grocery bag
>>221876901It has rubber(?) washers, plus the case's "legs'" base has also the same material, if that helps.>is it a tile floor?It was, yes.
>>221876984this could've been you
>>221876852>I do look forward to unburdening a lamb doner kebab wrap from existence later today though.nothing in the material world ever ceases to exist, it is merely transformed. that is our curse.
>>221871797Would be interesting to work in a Japanese company where 99% of the employees are women and be fed by them during your lunch break>>221873050Indeed>>221873475Such a nice vibe>>221873711A hair's breadth from tragedy>>221873970Lol :D>>221874034When I was a child and I was playing with a group of friends, one of them went into such a container and then came out>>221875569I like the shape of its borders>>221876241Only one task left: don't let a version of yourself from some dimension you are unaware of kill youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rey3m8SWQI
>>221877010tempered glass cases are the most retarded invention evera case is to protect my components not show them off
>>221877010Thankfully, I wasn't.
>>221877047alternatively, you've spent a gazillion goybucks on 'puter parts so you may want to see them every day.
>>221877047you clearly don't own a miku 5090
>>221874960the fictional version of you sounds like he gets up to a lot of wonderful adventures with a lot of beautiful maidens
I bought some smoked salmon at Lidl so I made some toasts with butter and salmon for lunch, and I'll make tagliatelle with salmon for dinner
>>221875109
>turn on /tv/>it's the national news>blabla it's hot>show some dude with a PhD telling how they installed systems to make classrooms freshers>it shows a ceiling fanZAMN, I LOVE SCIENCE
>>221877950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBDepGyfK0
>now about stealing copper, like from electric car recharge area>mention putting geolocation thingie in the cablesnigga what
>fatso spending 360€ per MONTH to stop eating all the time>still obesekekand now taxpayers will pay for it, peculiar
>>221877657holy yummy
>>221877657nice. I fried some chicken breast and seasoned it and put it in a ready to eat chickpea based vegan slop my sister gave me (she got it as a gift). It was tasty desu. Yesterday I ate smoked trout for lunch.>>221877047>>221877138if you do good cable management there's nothing wrong with showing off components, it can look cool. just don't make it flashy rgb gaymer shit, that looks idiotic.
>>221878276i prefer metal not breaking over showing off
i keep being told i look italian and im now getting annoyed at it like what the hell changed to cause this suddenly
>>221878276>plain smoked trout>Nutri-score DAnd they expect me to trust scientists and doctors?
>>221878374I don't really pay attention to the nutri score, it's meaningless to me. I know what's healthy food and what not and how/when you should eat it. E.g., if I'm doing a big ass cycling tour, there is nothing wrong with consuming lots of sugar.
>>221878324it's the summer tan
>>221873050the chinachildren yearn for the liveleak end
Work is picking up again at the cagie but I'm not ready to wage again...
>>221878421been happening since april tho usually directed at my hair
>>221878446are you balding or did you do anything to it?
Bossman told us we could WFH until the weekend so going back home now.That was before the office AC was repaired so now I'm leaving the office freshness for my appartment warmness. At least I can work half naked>>221878436Kek yeah, that was a close one.
If I ever met other versions of me from the multiverse, we would 100% get on well and work together.
>only one friday away from 4 days of rest I should have used two of these days for meeting the girl im writing to but my grandma died and I need to stay close to me mum and uncle
>>221878502if my cagie is close and coworkers aren't retarded, i choose the fresh cagie fr fr>>221878553idk bro, there might be the normalfag (You) that is annoying fr frchad might be good
>>221878724Fresh cagie is always the right answer but last days, the AC was broken. I don't use my vacation days in summer just so I can chill inside with the AC>normalfag meIt all depends on the baseline I guess. Maybe we're the outsiders and our other mes are nothing like us.But if I met an exact clone I mean, we would get on very well.
>>221876772>>221876781Found an explainer in case anybody cares
>>221878468not balding but i grew my hair the longest i've ever had and that's when the comments started
>>221879141take it as a compliment, italians have the false reputation of being attractive
>>221879196do i start saying mi amore and slapping my wife before kissing her
>>221879028I've accidentally avoided this problem my entire life by placing my tower on the desk. It feels wrong to keep it on the floor. Disrespectful to the machine spirits.
>>221879240you forgot catcalling, but yes
Someone (probably of Indian ascendancy) decided to create the same group of apps 25 times in the system, but with a different name in each case.
>>221879316Duende pilled
>>221879316indians ascended
>>221879241Cute apu
>>221879316J _ _ _ _ _
>>221879546Y-you too.
the ac wasworth it just for the cats napping near it
https://youtu.be/d4ghIAmNwvo?is=UaJbZogzNxSQl6dZHuh
Skyrimbros exposed
Walked.>>221879028Whilst on the floor, it never had the sides touching other surfaces (nor it does now), and that's how I've always opened the glass panel.
>>221880901Morrobrows too. Oblibros also had the Lleyawin count abusing beastcuties, raping them in the bowels of the castle.Not really a furry or a scaly personally, that's why I'm not a big fan of chocoqueens either. I prefer breeding humans
oneblade™>acquiredchest and legs>shavedcrazy how much better this trimmer is compared to shitty disposable razors. #ad
>>221882215>chest and legs >shaved All shiny and smooth, sugarboy
>>221882215I use Oneblade for trimming my beard too. Only complaint I have about it is that it uses a proprietary charging port and not USB-C, I hate that. I still use a different trimmer for trimming my body hair and still use security razor for shaving the sides of my beard and my crotch though.I don't shave legs though, I'm not a faggot.
>>221882598>I still use a different trimmer for trimming my body hairwhich one?>I don't shave legs though, I'm not a faggot.hair will grow back in less than a week, just wanted to see how it looked since i've never done it. also, i have a lot of body hair so it was a nice test, sort of like when you get a new pc and you run some benchmarks to see how it performs. now that i see it, though, i might keep them this way because the hairy gorilla look doesn't mesh well with my skeleton build.
>>221882858>which one?this oneit's good, but it uses yet another charging port, despite being from the same brand as the Oneblade. fucking ridiculous imo. the EU should force USB-C for products like this too imo.>hair will grow back in less than a week, just wanted to see how it looked since i've never done it.fair enough. I've done it once too on the thighs.
Good afternoon /med/, summer is fiercely coming. About to hit chest-shoulder-triceps in the gym too.>>221849920>sounds nice, but being that friendly with coworkers is a bit weird to me.Where I work we cooperate and spend time together, so it's normal that some of them become friends. The fact that we live in a small town and that we are young also helps.>>221873050Robot fails are one of the things I love the most.>>221873097A good day then.>>221874110If we hadn't these pieces of shit governing us, we would be a world power again, but then I remember that corruption is a structural problem and no matter who came to the power, everything would stay the same.
I'm a WAHLnigga. Shit is unbreakable
>>221883057>work we cooperate and spend time together, so it's normal that some of them become friendsExactly same, I'm glad you had fun with them. When you equate going to the cage with seeing frens, it's a weigh of the shoulders
>>221882975nigga at mediamarkt tried to sell me that one, i think, but i ended up buying a philips series 9000 (he also tried selling that one), which i instantly regretted it as soon as my jewish genes from the remnants of torquemada's purge kicked in because it was kinda pricey. today i went back to return it and get the oneblade instead, as it seems more versatile and it is half the price.
>>221883065the one i originally got was similar to that one, but your average 13 year old grows a thicker beard than me so it seemed excessive. at first, i reasoned that i could use it on my head as well. then, i remember that i like leaving that to my cute argentinian hairdresser and that something more similar to a razor would see a lot more use.
>>221883178>9000i got that one and there was a oneblade inside the box tooi don't get the point of it though, it doesn't do a smooth shave, and the big trimmer cuts face hair short enough to use a razor comfortably afterand for body the big trimmer has a separate razor head and attachmentsi think i've been had
Am back from the cagie, too many people going to the office and calling I can't take it anymore VGH.Only good thing of today was the office cutie.
>>221883755Gambatte MomoThink of the price of gold o algohttps://www.bfmtv.com/international/amerique-nord/etats-unis/etats-unis-un-ex-responsable-de-la-cia-arrete-apres-la-decouverte-de-40-millions-de-dollars-en-lingots-d-or-a-son-domicile_AN-202605280426.html
>>221883879It's the same as when I bought the coin in early January
ello lads realised I was being retarded about the way I prepared for le test so I fixed that.also read abit of the book today, the bit about people calling pippin prince of the halflings was funny, also him and merry missing each other is very cute, love them little niggas.also denethor is a pretty cool guy so far.
thoughts?
>>221883992Just wanted to share the article fr fr>>221884076Denethor got fucked in the movies o algo
>>221884090Randy is a dirty s*xhaver and therefore can't post on /med/
>>221883502>i think i've been hadthat was my feeling after the purchase, hence why i returned it.
>>221884115>Denethor got fuckedso it would seem.also didn't expect him to be a pure blooded ubermench with aryan blood magic, so far I'm just starting the third book so the we'll see how well the movies captured his end.
>>221883755What did she wear ?
>>221884130don't be mean to Randy, he almost died in there
Neighbor is very angry
>>221883113Thanks fren. Yeah that's true, it has also helped me a lot with my introversion and to feel more natural in social interactions.
>>221884223Black top, sunglasses on her hair, turquoise shorts and high-heeled sandals>>221883057Eh, only the beginning then it was full work and too many people coming
>>221884240Wouldn't have happened if he didn't waste his energy having s*x
Also I found a nice house on sale but the inside is too old, there will be some work to do.
>>221884130Thankfully we’re all ‘cels.
>>221884564Apparently it's easy with youtube now
>>221884195The books captured his last moments much better than the films.
>>221884579Imagine if incels had to wear a thing like jews in the 40s to tell people who they are >>221884598Isolation extérieure must cost a lot sadly.
>>221884676Imagine all sexual deviants had to wear little badges with their tastes. It would make things much easier for everyone eheh
>>221884676it's the contrary, fakecels carry around their gfs to show they're not incels
>>221882598i use oneblade for body and braun pro 9 for face
>>221882975wtf kwabian you have thr same shit as mei also have a one blade and this onekek>>221882215hey im the anon you askedim glad you like iti hate body hair with a passion
>>221884579>we’re all ‘cels
>>221882858keep your shaved body htdrated and oiledyour hair was keeping moisture in now that its suddenly gone your body will take a while to adjusthydrating cream and baby oil is your best friend
>>221884676We do, it's called a wizard's hat.
>>221885037>I... le SVFFER because I can't fuck girls on the side
Also Sinner is knocked out from Roland Garros, hope Brunester didn't bet on him
>>221885183No and happy that happened.
Trying to pick a pair of iems is harder than I thought.
>>221885276i got sennheiser HD 560S for warthunder lolneeded high quality to hear tanks sneaking up on mewhat you trying to get?
>>221885183>Sinner is knocked out from Roland Garros
>>221885206Can't wait for the UCL final>>221885423Based Djoko enjoyer
Hello frens today I did a seconday mission in my way home from work>See a young guy hitchhiking, looked like a pilgrim and I drive along the way of saint James, so I decide to stop>Stop, guy has absolutely terrible english, says something about dropping him off at a crossroad (I pressume that the refers to a point where the camino either goes to Fisterra or to Muxia)>No biggie, I cand drive 5 extra kilometres and drop him off>Really weird guy, ask him where he's from>"I live in warsaw">"Oh, are you polish">"I don't identify myself as being from Poland, I'm a free being, but my parents are not from there">Try to introduce myself and I extend my hand>"No touch, I don't do physical contact,.I also don't feel as my name (his literal words)"Most unconfortable ride of my life, he wasn't even a fucking pilgrim, he was some hippies ass dude just travelling I I dropped him off at a random crossroad that he had to show me in google maps.Polebro I demand an explanation.
>>221884676>to tell people who they areMost normies don't really need symbols to figure out who's incel though, they can just guess.>>221884796We should go back to tattoo freaks and criminals, it was based.
>>221884796>Imagine all sexual deviants had to wear little badges with their tastes.I think there are clubs for that.
>>221885549Holy kek, what a freak lol.At least it makes a good anecdote.
Final borgir of the month trilogy borgir :Paprika and piment bun, panko chicken, lettuce, spicy cheddar, caramelized onion sauce, sriracha
>>221885549You are lucky he wasn't a murderous psychopath.Never stop to hitch hikers.
>>221885549You should have told him to get out of your car because you're doing physical contact with it
>>221885037You’re lucky I don’t have my edit in the phone.>>221885276Are you falling for the chink-fi slop?>>221885549You met an ayyy lmao trying pass as a polish guy and you didn’t even notice. You were lucky he didn’t ask for a rectal probing.
>>221884796Imagine all khh virgins had to wear little badges with their age. It would make things much easier for everyone
sup fellas
>>221884681very impressive anon>>221885812are you also part of the khhv team of this thread anon?
>>221885843I could probably do around 10-20% of them
>>221884796No. Some secrets should remain secrets :D>>221885549>hippieIt seems that drug abuse and its consequences had a devastating effect on his psyche. Even if the genetic material made his body Polish, it was a body devoid of a Polish soul :D
>>221885819You didn’t comment my rice with shrimps yesterday, I was very sad.Ingredients in the last thread.
>>221885870do it then
>>221885923I have exercises to do I'll do it after
>>221885485kek this is so relateableand the fact he posted it expecting other europeans to take his side made me laugh germany really really love sparkling water and will default to it and you have to specify flat water
>>221885035>>221885071>keep your shaved body htdratedi'll have to buy lotion o algo. see, this is one of the reasons i haven't done it before. it's too high maintenance.>i hate body hair with a passioni also hate body hair, but shaving my legs feels a bit faggy ngl. the arms seems even faggier, thoughbeit, so i won't touch them.>>221885549i like it when weird stuff like that happens to me, makes for a cool anecdote.>>221885812that is the future they want for us. then they will send us to concentration camps and do inhumane things to us there, but this time for real.
>>221886068it's only high maintenance for like a month where your body adjusts to the shock of being hairlessafter that just showering is enough to hydrate my skin>i also hate body hair, but shaving my legs feels a bit faggy ngl. the arms seems even faggier, thoughbeit, so i won't touch themah don't be like thatjust do what makes you happy
>>221885879I wasn't online yesterday, had a really long day and immediately fell asleep when I got back home. Looks good bro, what did you put in it? Butter/Whine? Love the parsley, I also put it in my shimp - if that's what it is.
>>221885549>I want foreign men to stop wanting to suck me off
>>221885549He is unique and special, you know.
Also a small report from the frontlines (cagie). I almost got into a physical altercation with a coworker.>coworker is a notorious slacker (based), but especially the expense of others (utterly unbased and shit)>because I finished all my work last week get assigned this week to help him with sampling a new product at an assembly line>everyone working very hard, going from o e side to the other, teaching the operators, checking the components, timing the process etc>he spends 50% of his time sitting down looking at the pc or with arms crossed looking at things happening>higher up appears, he immediately starts doing random shit to look busy, goes back to slacking when higher up goes away>be me, trying hard to explain an operator (fat black girl by the way) how to operate a complex test bench>coworker appears and says I need to configure some random unrelated thing>ok but let me finish explaining this, it’s very important, let us concentrate>a minute goes by>anon, I already told you you need to do X go and do it>*deep breath* I already told you I’m busy right now, also you’re not my boss and this is your fucking assembly line and I’m only heee to help, so stop being there with your arms crossed and go do your fucking work because it literally takes 30 seconds to do it or keep standing there and this tool might end up in your faceSaid tool was a 5Kg assortment of steel and plastic. He stood there looking shocked for a moment and then left me alone to wrap things up with the operator and did what he was bossing me around to do. Good for him, or he’s be at the hospital right now.
>>221886142Butter.Also coriander, salsa and spinach.
>>221885549You really rolled the dice on that one.
been staring at my steam games for 30 mins i dunno what to play
>>221885549He's probably a fakecel btw
>>221885660>>221885782It reached a point where I just stopped talking to him>>221885745Meh, He weighted like 60kg, I pressumed a pilgrim would have adquired basic human behaviours>>221885807>>221886179Only local me have flirted with me, except from a german dude friend of my brother in law, but I haven't talked about it on /med/>>221885871He seemed devoid of any soul>>221886348He might actually be in this case kek
>>221886507do you have any ongoing campaigns in any of them?
>>221873946Some Maroccan girls are very pretty.>>221874110Welcome to the club fren>>221875197tell us more please, I always think you are exaggerating, YOU WILL GET PUSSY! >>221878636>but my grandma died and I need to stay close to me mum and uncleFuck...I'm very sorry to hear that anon, you should be with your family of course, girl will probably be understanding.>>221880557such a cute kot, I'm really contemplating getting one>>221882975>>221883065I have the MG3720/15 PHILIPS, bought it 10 years ago for 30 Euro and it's still working perfectly, love the fine guards for trimming my beard, it has from 1 to 9 mm. >>221885276it's torture, what's you budget?>>221885549Damn bro, thank god he wasn't some violent guy. I really dislike someone not being thankful when provided with help. What a pretentious dick.>>221886433Nice, what salsa, I don't see salsa
>>221886533yes actuallyongoing game in warhammer xcom terra invicta and digimon story oh and a pathfinder one i havent touched in over a month so i dont think that counts
>>221886518What are the odds he was a reincarnation of a fish you murdered?That would explain not liking being touched and being from Poland, he probably spend the last decade in a bathtub
>>221886554>1mmwe are talking about stuff closer than thatthe oneblade is 0.2 and the braun pro 9 claims to give 0.00mm
>>221886554Salsa. Don’t remember the English name. Like coriander, but less bitter and more fresh tasting.
>>221886604Oh I see>>221886634>SalsaIt apparently means Parsley. I thought you were talking about tomato salsa or something.Very nice, might make something similar on the weekend, it's getting so hot I don't wanna fire up the grill.
>>221886568when in doubt it's better not to start anything new I thinkI don't know digimon but from the games I do know go for XCOM>xcom always good for a quick play sesh, complete a mission or two, kill some ayy lmaos then decide if you want to keep going>warhammer if you mean warhammer 3 it's an ideal time because the new DLC and patch are out and the end times one that will definitely brick every save only comes in augustyou might at least get to a short victory before dropping your current campaignif you mean rogue trader new DLC is out in 2 weeks, I'll probably hold off on continue my campaign but I don't think Owlcat makes previous saves incompatible with new DLC so it should be fine regardless>terra invictafeels like the kind of game that's too autistic for a small segmented play sesh like XCOM, but I didn't play this one personally I just watched some gameplay a while back
>>221886776ill get a short victory with golgfag then see how i feelthanks
Hit a 60 kg bench press again three months after the injury.
>>221886835Hope you'll be reasonable and don't hurt yourself by going up too fast
>>221885035>wtf kwabian you have thr same shit as mepic relatedo algo
Good evening med, has been a long time, everyone doing well?>>221886388Know the feeling, pity you didn't send that freak flying. But the legal consequences are not worth the momentarily pleasure, sadly. How Europe has fallen.
>>221886835Based, how do you feel? What did the doctor recommend? I'd say take it easy for a couple of months. >>221886939Hello, how are you? I'm ready to fall asleep but I'll wake up at 2 again and gonna start a bad cycle.
>>221886931fr>>221886939AYEEEEEE THAT LOOKS LIKE A NIPPLE JANNY IS GONNA FREAK THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS YOU SCUMBAG FUCK
>>221886939Welcome back Brescianon, how's the fakecel life treating you?I (Andalusianon) got injured three months ago and I'm working with Indians and they are not the best workers.>>221886993The physiotherapist told me to take it slow (which I'm doing) not much really since the rest of treatment I need to do is just use my muscle so it recover it shapes properly.
>>221886939The GOAT is hereNice to see you Brescianon
>>221887054>and I'm working with Indians and they are not the best workerslel, my friend is complaining about that all the time>Half of the day I spend fixing their shit, I'm going crazy, why are they doing this (he knows) >The physiotherapist told me to take it slow (which I'm doing) not much really since the rest of treatment I need to do is just use my muscle so it recover it shapes properly.Yeah best to take it easy so you recover properly.
>>221887002Wups i didn't check the pic before, hope janitor doesn't notice or i'll be in big troubles!>>221886993All well bit tired i'd sleep as well but then i wouldn't be able to sleep at night and mess up big >>221887054Fakecelling pretty fine, but i'm on a bad padel streak lately, losing all matches with decent opponents and only steamrolling suckers>I (Andalusianon) got injured three months ago and I'm working with Indians and they are not the best workers.At this point i'd say suicide is an option>>221887079Ciao vecio, come andiamo?Io sto periodo mi sto facendo il culo a lavoro ma sta andando bene, peccato che per quello ho dovuto tagliare molta attività sportiva e ora mi sento una sega atomicaA te come vanno gli esami? Già iniziata la cruccoinvasione del Garda?
>how to have sex (movie) on tv tonightwell, will you learn from this /med/cels?>>221887238Henloat some point i thought venetacel was your age
>>221887661I'm a grandpa, why would i be playing padel and growing tomatoes if not for that (and being a closet homo)?
Did 30%, now onto my exercises
sent wife to buy us snacks and she came back with pokemon cards
>>221887824very impressive>that random green dot in libyatf is that
>>221887812>I'm a grandpaLet me guess you are 32-35 or something?>>221887847lol
>>221887238Stai facendo un fracco de schei insomma spero, anch'io ho dovuto concentrarmi un attimo sullo studio e quindi non ho fatto molta attività fisica, magari domani sera vado a giocare a basket con un mio amico>A te come vanno gli esami? Già iniziata la cruccoinvasione del Garda?Sì penso siano andati bene, ma comunque sì già pieno di turisti di merda e a proposito domani inizio a lavorare in un nuovo albergoDovrebbe essere l'ultima estate con un lavoretto turistico, poi finalmente l'anno prossimo mi laureerò C'hai ancora la morosa? Se sì, come va?
>>221886939Brescianon, what have you been up to?
>>221887880Sebha, it's a town in the middle of desert
>>221888005why do you know that
>>221888005lmao nigga thought about the cat food
https://youtu.be/lI6bA8eSYag?is=nqymiAREC1z-cP_I
>>221886939>he legal consequencesOnly if they catch him :D>>221887661I used to do that as a teenager when I was home alone :D>>221887847Enjoy eating them :D
>>221888111>I used to do that as a teenager when I was home alone :Dalone?
>>221888204Yes, I watched such movies on the TV in the living room completely alone
>>221888261Still haven't seen that movie
>>221888315
Wasted the entire day again award.>>221875252>I mean what was the interaction likeThat's about it.Some girl whom I give the 'ick with the 'tism temporarily forgot about me having the 'tism cuz she is probably ovulating o algo, so she blushed and smiled at me then I like my true self said some autistic absolutely neurodivergent shit and I could see the disgust on her face. Not being disgusted at the 'tism ofc, but at her having found me attractive for a split second.>>221886554>YOU WILL GET PUSSY!2 more weeks o algo bulgariachad.
>>221886939Insane POV, btw <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE>>221888067Nice trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3gIqTsOXc
>>221888398What did you say?
i saw this >>221886647 picture and instantly thought of throatussy fuck you
Time to post Throatussy's sister, Magyacel.
>>22188791736, soon to be 37>>221887924In realtà soldi un cazzo son pagato a fisso però sono riuscito a farmi finanziare una serie di corsi per ampliare le cose che faccio, questo poi in futuro dovrebbe permettermi di fare effettivamente un bel cash e complessivamente sta andando tutto come avevo sperato quindi ancora un annetto e mezzo e dovrei poter fare festa>l'anno prossimo mi laureeròOttimo direi che sta andando bene anche come tempi, al contrario di me che ero finito fuori corso di brutto, accoltella qualche crucco e dai la colpa ai maranza tanto ormaiMorosa sì stiamo ancora insieme direi tutto bene lei è brava non rompe e ci tiene, ha i suoi difetti ma nessuno è perfetto, mi permette di concentrarmi sulle cose senza inventarsi problemi che non esistonoTu sul tema come va, se posso chiedere? >>221887969Mostly being retarded at a professional level without anyone noticing, which is bafflingYou portudaddy? How's the team going? Succubina?
>pepper bell ice cream
they just had to make a sequel right they couldn't let it die
>>221886939He is BACK.>>221888622Needful status: done.Need some updatings sir on as why me posting the 'ussy sister was needed.
>>221888700We’re adding a new member to the team!
>>221888958>>221888569
>come home from walking the dog>step-dad is in front of the TV watching an AI voice read 4chan screencaps out loud while a smug pepe slowly fades into the foregroundEndgame brainrot. I think limiting my 4chan exposure to /med/, seasonal /got/hotd/dunc/, and a small amount of outer/int/ is doing wonders for my sanity.Also, talking to other people is suffering. It really drives home how much my people skills have atrophied, to the extent that I'm unable to make basic smalltalk with strangers. Soon, I will only be able to communicate with grunts and mating behaviour.>>221886939You just triggered my giantess fetish.Also, welcome back, il bresciano.
>>221889209Since when did you get a dog?
>>221889209>I think limiting my 4chan exposure to /med/, seasonal /got/hotd/dunc/, and a small amount of outer/int/ is doing wonders for my sanity.How do you know? What would you have done if you didn't limit yourself?Go clinically insane?
>>221889253>Since when did you get a dog?2010, and then again in 2020 when our first dog died.>>221889273>How do you know? What would you have done if you didn't limit yourself?>Go clinically insane?Don't mind if I do.
>>221889209>grunts and mating behaviourAll that will be needed in the near future.
ive never had a dog and didnt see my dog in law in over a year
>>221888036Why are you puzzled about Sebha and not everything else ?
>>221889343I was not aware.
>my dog in law
>>221889366Why won't you visit your dog in law? Do you hate him?>>221889639There are more things in Heaven and on Earth than are dreamt of in our imaginations. Also, it's not really "my" dog, it's the family's dog, we just go woolking together in the evenings to stretch our legs.
>>221889668I also miss my ex cat
>>221889719Met or seen any interesting thing while woolking?
https://youtu.be/cQrCHj5RR1c?si=lHkPvSTUfR4ImHp0&t=973
>>221888700>Morosa sì stiamo ancora insieme direi tutto bene lei è brava non rompe e ci tiene, ha i suoi difetti ma nessuno è perfetto, mi permette di concentrarmi sulle cose senza inventarsi problemi che non esistonoSono contento guarda, pare la situazione perfetta>Tu sul tema come va, se posso chiedere?Letteralmente niente, almeno in passato ho avuto qualche ragazza da sentire e da provarci insomma, ma da più di un anno il nulla cosmico, abbastanza deprimente
>>221889719i hate his ownerwho is my brother in lawwe should visit again this new years
made food!
>>221889668i just thought it's a cute title given her owner is my inlaw...
>>221889830>i hate his owner>who is my brother in lawwhy? I'm also not very found of my sister in law
>>221889852>gravywhite people food
>>221889862I just hate when people treat pets as family instead of having childrendon't take it personal
>>221889895ehour first time hanging out he showed me a highway and asked me if we had roads in my countrydoes that give an idea?
>>221889852Yoooo, very good bro. Tell me about that dish, what's the sauce?
>>221889719Nice.
>>221889790Some foxes, some flocks of parakeets, maybe a squirrel or two. A strange exhibition in the park mini-museum, but I don't want to talk about it until 3 months later just in case I get JARVIS'd.>>221889668This is the face I used to make when buying packets of dried shrimps and plastic liners for my furbaby's tinkle box.>>221889830If he is Dutch, then I don't blame you, they're an unbearable people. Never met a Dutch person who wasn't completely insufferable.
>>221889942I give you the animated one
>>221889897>>221889942ummm actually it was honey-garlic-soy (with a bit of vinegar) so this is authentic east asian creation >>221889719gave mine a bath today
>>221889937lol, from an outsider perspective that is funny but I get why you would be rubbed the wrong way...especially if he was sincere. >>221889972thanks ^ ^ >>221889995Good job!
>>221889905i understand but i was hust trying to be cute with it>>221889963the dutch are indeed a terrible people...i spent a year learning dutch to impress her familt and countrymen only for no one there to speak dutch not even government agents>>221889995oh wow i thought its gravy
>>221889995Nice..
>>221890036he wasn't sincereive dealt with ignorance and ive no issuehe knew what he was doing and did it on purposewe get along better now but i still would rather be anywhere but her family house because theyre a very pompous upper class types
>>221888993Congratulations to both! Do you already know if male or female? What can stop a Chad from breeding>>221889209Good evening bloke>/got/hotd/dunc/Great taste, they do produce nice contents, i miss those threads>>221889818Mi spiace ma non sono sorpreso, la situazione generale è abbastanza deprimente, ho dei colleghi di una decina d'anni più giovani che mi raccontano un po' e pur essendo degli pseudo Chad trovano solo squinternate, non riescono a costruire una storia in nessun modo, tutta la modalità di interazione sociale è andata a farsi benedire A una certa ci sta anche concentrarsi su se stessi e godersi quello che si ha, la fortuna nostra è che comunque non andiamo in scadenza come le tipe, io pure ho avuto periodi di anni in cui proprio non venivo calcolato di striscio, sai teIntanto ho deciso di iniziare a dare il mio piccolo contributo dal basso e ogni volta che trovo una che inizia a sparare stronzate sul gentil sesso svantaggiato parto in monologo chuddino smontando ogni argomento e convincendole che sono delle povere pazze minorate e che starebbero meglio in cucina, insistendo ogni qual volta che si presenta una situazione malsana generata ed alimentata da loroDiverse hanno dichiarato resa incondizionata Comunque rimane un odio profondo dentro di noi per questi elementi
>>221890036>>221890049thanks friends >>221890044I never made gravy because I can't find good stock and can't be assed to make some>>221890073this is the /po/ brother in law right?
>>221888993is that so? congratulations!
>>221890073Oh so it was a mean spirited joke, I see... Not like fun banter. Is he German? Is your wife white? >because theyre a very pompous upper class typesYeah I don't like that either.
>>221890116yeah he isshe has 32 are pol and 1 is just gay and weird that he barely qualifies as sentient
>>221890172>gay and weird that he barely qualifies as sentientkek>2 are pol they can seethe as much as they like, you won at the end of the day.
>>221890104It’s another penis owner.>>221890159Thanks fren.
>>221890163no theyre dutchyeah shes whitewasnt even a joke he just said it to offend me and imply im lesser lol>>221890214of course and it makes one seethe while the other turned a new leaf and is trying to be nicernow he won't shut up about farming simulator in VR or whatever but honestly hes not as annoyingpeople like that just want to fuck their sister imo and are mad at anyone who does it
You may bake.
>>221890279ill bake gimmme a momebt
>>221889995>bathing the dog>15 minutes to bathe>45 minutes to clean and dry the bathroom
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