vape-free edition
>>222539991Janbergs gonna flip his wig
if you had to be a paki in london or an jeet in manchester what would you be
>>222540023horrendous post
close the fucking pubsintoxicants are an affront to god
>>222539976>>222540007okay thanks
>>222539991what is he drinking
>>222539991Can't wait until he becomes PM and we get the Faragewave of Commonwealth immigrants then he resigns after a few months because he hates having any responsibility and gives the PM job straight to Zia Yusuf without a vote
misstiano penaldo
>>222540041ale
>>222540031settle down muhammad
>>222540041Doom Bar because he's a skinflint like me
>>222540055need jeff to post a relevant rabbi speech on this topic
had a nice scotch egg in York with chippies on the side and beer, the yolk was runny...here they do meatloaf with hard boiled egg inside and it's not good
>>222540041he's drinking evil traitorous liar juice
>>222540065peng
>>222540028>>222540028that's not an option
female PTs at my gym have got lovely big round arsesfuckk
oh dear me, no I should think very much to the contrary
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782164160882148.webm
going to masturbate my penis
>>222540064who's jeff
>>222540062weird pic
nth for the gyaldem
>>222540062Felt really bad for that oliver tree fella, apparently on off his friends refused to hop on the helly cause it was named Muerte or something
>>222539974Unpopular opinion - Mandelson did a good job and saved the country from billions in damage caused by Trump
check out this song anonshttps://youtu.be/FDyrSy47_R4
>>222540122Regardless he was wrongly appointed
umming myself
so
got my willy out
the montreal shooter was an incel with an incel manifesto. one less canadian poster clogging up /brit/
Ever had rabbit? It's like chicken but a bit more dry and no fat, you gotta cook with bacon or something. When I was a kid my grandpa taught me how to skin them and prepare/clean the meat.
Need her on her back.Legs spread.Sweating and moaning.Pushing my son out of her uterus.
Pulling a skinned rabbit out of my hat for the kids magic show
i'm going to africa
>>222540180yeahhave hunted and shot and cooked rabbit before
>>222540188Need her pulling a skinned incel out of a magic hat
mods are asleep
>>222540207Would love to see her magic hat
>>222540188looks like a man with a wig
>>222540062Is the guy behind Kirk meant to be Henry Nowak? And who's the guy sitting next to Nowak?
>>222540242guy who got stabbed by the black guy
So who is Burnham? Eh?
Jumping into the gorilla enclosure and starting a fight to prove I'm the bigger man
Shout out to George Floyd
>>222540196You make a stew, I made a stew. Ever seen a jack rabbit? One time we saw it while driving outside our city, at first I thought it was a big dog, these fuckers are giant, I was shocked.
snooping around in the dark
>>222540261check this out!!https://youtu.be/5bdPqMoFIi4
>>222540219umm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAd9GjxFeLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXBWckQrE0
>>222540273dangerous and downright stupid
>>222540254American? Brit?
>>222540261no, i thought hares were exclusive to america
>>222540179what was his name
I mean... wow. So that's... yeah
raping my computer
>>222540062kinda creepy, like a bus to the afterlife, lynchian
>>222540316incel shooter
>>222540295american. you should be able to tell because no british people are handsome because british genes only create fat ugly evil asymmetrical recessed faces with pale sallow wrinkled skin that ages poorly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaQmjpmnNdU
>>222540327got that list of jamaican musicians yet?
got to stay positiveDon’t have another choice
>>222540327s
british genes is a mouldie fixation
gave a slug in my garden a bit of naan bread, seemed to enjoy it
>>222540320at what speed?
>>222540277Hi catfren, this very trance-y acidy but kind of mellow. check this chick track out, thinking of buying it vinyl if she makes a few prints https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUI1idAKkH0>>222540300I didn't know they existed before I saw it, it's the The European brown (Lepus europaeus)
>>222540327Robert Pattinson is handsome no homo
apparently you're not supposed to call tramps "homeless" anymore, the preferred nomenclature is "unhoused"
Is anyone here been to the job centre can you tel me what it’s like please
>>222540334and what would you do if I gave you a list
so when's the football coming back
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie-France_van_Heel>In January 1992, while in a new relationship with Burnham and with his consent, she appeared on Blind Date, where she went on a blind date with Will Harris, who went on to become marketing director of the Conservative Party.greatwe now have a PM with a cuckold fetish
listening to yeezus and chugging a glass of water
>>222540365Sitting before someone who barely considers you human as you both lie to each other for ten minutes in an air conditioned office
>>222540180Yes a few timesBest time was when my gf cooked rabbit, with a side of mash potatoIt was delicious. Better than chicken.
>>222540364hate the woke language policei once asked my lefty woman friend why its correct to call them "people of colour" but not "coloured people" and she was genuinely stunned into silence, true story!
>>222540179Everyone with a manifesto should be on a specific government watchlist.
What will Sir Keir Starmer the genocidal human rights lawyer do next?
>>222540374been listening to yeezus in the gym x
>>222540316from the video he had blond hair. he was done up in full camo
>>222540387Oh great :(What’s it like on your first ever time ? The same?
>>222540368probably listen to them and judge if they are actually better at music than we are?
>>222540346i'm not him
>>222540395come out to caliwali with me and rishi
>>22254039560 billion more to isreal.
>>222540392this is what happens when dumb people are allowed to go to university
erm
>>222540406Depends on the agent, some of them are friendly and some of them are jobsworthsThey'll also refer to you as a 'customer'
>>222540374I remember when Black Skinhead came out and we heard it for the first time in school, absolute madness...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q604eed4ad0&t=1s>>222540389It's good yeah but I wouldn't say it's better than chicken for me at least. You gotta cook it slow and low to be tender.
>>222540354p good reminds me of this one Sonic Youth song but like a techno version of it because it sounds like their guitar sound in that song
did Allah save Iraq then
>>222540373Nowt wrong with it
*walks towards you*
>>222540475Back off runt before I boot you into the stratosphere
*mouldy spore voice*i'm not him
For your next lesson, I will berate you harshly. Prepare yourself.
>>222540488s
Sweet Trip is an American band that artfully combined shoegaze with IDM, drum n bass, and glitch.https://youtu.be/nzh48DD5aGE
>>222540455I've also been bumping this a lot latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfubyB-mXDskinds of brings back good memories despite being a relatively new track
>>222540526>>>/int/cum
>>222540553>>222540553>>222540553
>>222540583means he is no longer prime minister
rending my clothes and wailing and pouring ashes on my head because sir keir starmer has abandoned us
>>222540537Do you like this song? >>222540526
Watching a Chinese fella talk about the Protocols of Zion lol, youtube recommends me weird stuff sometimes
it’s not good lads it’s not good
This track goes hard as frick.https://youtu.be/T89WfnB_jnA
Sticking my bollocks beneath an industrial jackhammer and letting it go to work
eyes on the prize. you know what it is. focus
>>222540653you're a failure in your personal and professional life
Actually you know what it’s gonna be okay positive thoughts
Times for beddingtons x
>>222540062
Laying my bollocks beneath the cordless Dyson drill and letting my wife run them over
the neets? burn'em-Andy Burnham
runtish disgruntled slug man in
>>222540583he is being raped as we speak
>>222540671no stay up x
>>222540620Yeah, very glitchy early 2010s, kind of reminds me of Wave Racer, you know that guy? His tracks sound like 8bit video game music...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqAs2wQzzvY
staying up for the norgay game
rorke gibbering about Burnham being installed without a general election, meanwhile he was deathly silent when tories did it with truss and sunak
Leftypol putting makeup and glitter on rorke for their trip to the club
>>222540723i'm a bizarro rorkedon't want an election right nowas much as i would like a reform government, i'd also quite like to stay with labour or greens so they can get us back in the EU
>>222540723really scary
alri Ritchie Sumak
>>222540746where is her ass
>>222540746mad how people still believe in globe earth
DO THE PIP DANCE OHHH YEAH
bumo
Seagulls on a mad one.
sir kier starmer limited sir office resigner edition sex arse
guess ill wash up my smelly asshole
my job coach's look of incredulity when I hand over my deed poll evidence of name change showing I am no longer Julian Higginbotham-Cohen but am now Danny Pooscreamings
>>222540755that's a fat arse to an irishman
don't identify with a single political party at all
>>222540764Had a girl who was into flat earth and was talking always about this guy Eric Dubay, made me watch 3 hour videos and stuff...
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782172290802755.mp4
This track goes hard as frick.https://youtu.be/k_b997yRork
not clicking that am I
>>222540764just makes sense
>>222540808bizarre
they only think the earth is round because we got round eyeballs that curve everything
>>222540808One down, two billion left to go.
mad how many indians are out there just doing bizarre indian things
>>222540817it do go hard
Back from my incel walk 'teak 'akes are in the 'ven Then I'm going back on civ
Hitler was a rude person
>>222540866true
>>222540866please be patient he had autism
He clicked?
got the mozza onfeeling sensitive, brooding and vulnerable
what happens in senegal
>>222540866the more I learn about him the more I don't care about the guy...
just saw an elf
The worst part of the holocaust was the hypocrisy
>>222540906
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782133063467545.mp4
>>222540934how does she do it on command
>>222540934:/
ummm
>>222540934Hell naw I ain't watching that shit
Need to fix my sleep, maybe after work I'll go run and then come home eat and fall asleep and start waking up at 4am instead off going to bed at thatt time, but it's very hot for running.
>>222540934rorke cant hack this
we at /brit/ put a curse on ghana
>>222541011bitch
What footys should i watch, France vs Irak or Norway vs Senegal?
>>222541032norway senegal
odegaard is so shit
After seeing the canadian leg break i cant take any of this woke foul shit seriously
fuck sake ladsgot food poisoning and just pood myself
>>222541098FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222541098yoooo she gat that BRAAAAPTATATATATTT>>222541104what did you eat lad?
>>222541104what did you eat
Start watching youtube channel of girl>Typical night alone>How I spent Saturday alone>Living aloneGet to end of video>My boyfriend...every fucking time
The norwegian fans are lovely honestly, i a big fan of their viking boat rowing.
>>222541104corrrr let's have a look
bloody hell Tim
>>222540982funny thing is he'll get necklaced if Kane scores and Ghana lose because they'll think he caused it
>>222541142Steady on Tim!
new jersey stadium looks kino at night
>>222541130>viking boat rowingthis is literally no different to me rowing a mock transatlantic slave ship, literally sdhaking
>>222541132>>199509276
>>222541126there has never been a lonely woman ever
oh fuck me
Pope Leo is ugly.
>>222541126women are a fucking jokeunironically arrest them all
might move to alaska
>>222541199Might you indeed?
>>222541199Lots of rape happens in Alaska, idk why their numbers are so skewed considering the demographics and the population density, but it is like that for some reason. Very rapey place.
>>222541204probably not but i'd like to x
Once shagged a girl so hard she passed out and had to be taken to A&EWhen I got to the hospital all the fit nurses wouldn't stop oggling me so I had to leave without her
>>222541199My mates went there to work for the summer while they were in uni, said it was beautiful but not much to do and a lot of people were on drugs at least in Anchorage
>>222541221just asking to be jay'd
>>222541239Shut up you little neek before I launch your jaw to plutoDon't test me neither I've killed men because I don't know my own strength
>>222541199good luck, nearly and i mean almost completely impossible to move to the US as a white man these days, the paltry amount of visas handed out are for third world tech slaves and wealthy students, I looked into it a while ago and there was something insane like 1200~ non-tech roles available to the entire world each year
>>222541221bro killed her with his dickbig if true
Keir "poopy panties" Starmer Also Alaska was gay afT. Forced to live in Fairbanks for 2 years
>>222534143great post
just ate chicken and rice
eating football sweets
>>222541199desolate shithole full of freaks who take advantage of how sparse it is
>>222541349s
Youtube is recommending me female YouTubers. Sorry it ain't happening!!!
Had a girl who went to Alaska to work from uni for 3 months - can't remember her name, very concerning...
Be right back forum
Just witnessed a cat attempt to rape another cat
great goal for the norwegians.
>>222541398https://vocaroo.com/172Es169nUo8
>>222541199it peng it heavenly it paradise on earth USA
odegaard is actually pissing me off now
>>222541418evil laugh.
>>222541426I like watching the Outdoor Boys videos when he is Alaska, it's very beautiful
>>222541427what the fuck was that shite holy fuck.
>>222541426would love to ride a skateboard down that mountain
Sir Erling Haaland
promulgating a poo
bunnyhopping through tesco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM>Free from DESIIIRE>Mind and senses purified>FREEE FROM DESIRE
klose had his record broken twice in one dayfeelsbadman
>>222541541seems like mbappe will likely to become the world cup goalscorer in the long run
Football is cuming home
hate when cute women get old, it fucking sucks
They did a weird ufc thing in the white house? literally just found out, i was so distracted with the world cup.White trash house lmao.
>>222541567cuming hahapenis :D
>>222541572i hate that they get old without me beside them.
rubbing my big fat belly
>>222541577Cum from the Willard
>>222541573It was based thoughbeit
>>222541579
my life a gay porn
>>222541595makes me laugh every time
What does your cock taste like?
Too hot to sit in my smelly childhood bedroom so I am in the living room posting from my iPad
>>222541608Your mums pussy
>>222541586bread and circus beats no bread and no circus.
>>222541609got a fan pointed directly at my penis x
>>222541612That might mean that there's something wrong with your diet
i wonder how ruby (my wife) took keir's resignation
My ancestors
>>222541630The slow stable air wank
Keir "Purple Aki Jr" Starmer
thundering and lightingering in london
>>222541608indian curry
fucking great goal by halland
Count Blackula
got sexually violated by older women when i was younger
erlingz
Always amazes me when you see pretty porn girls like why don’t they just get a nice simp boyfriend?
>>222541573>>222541586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxzIEbhxjRYkinooo
>>222541694molestedor tricked into it
Fucking despise bachs cello pieces but love his violin suites
holy shit it's 4am FUUUCK me own arse>>222541688really? how?
/brit/ fight musichttps://youtu.be/DXUZVqGkG3I
I wanna get into a brawl in the white house at some point, sounds cool.
Everyone should just let England win the World Cup
norway lol
didn't know I was on /sp/
>>222541725Big Viking bastard should play for England
>>222541725which team is senegal??? haha
>>222541725why are they all wearing pink shoes?
>>222541717>holy shit it's 4amKtim
>>222541711how about his organ pieces?https://youtu.be/ho9rZjlsyYY
i think senegal will score a second goal
>>222541785he looks chubby
>>222541755They’re gay
another goal for haaland
>>222541785too soon
>>222541752just realized the norwegian team is all white.
>>222540915I read Mein Kampf at the local library as a teen but it was so boring I went back to Milo Manara comics.
he's still pm for now though isn't he? it's going to be a couple of weeks before they get a new party leader sorted
>>222541757the good thing is I've never taken sick days cause I don't get sick, also I have the option of working from home which I don't do but my regime is so ffucked up it's not funny, I had it dialed in for a while.
Do bongs actually look like this?
lowkirkenly think it’s over for this starmer fella
love norway
>>222541792I don't like it>>222541813I never read it, I have an idea what it is about
my 15 year old cousin asked if i had any recommendations for documentaries about germany during ww2 and he told me he spent the weekend being a chud. i just keep my mouth zipped
america first soon lads
>>222541355Sounds like home. Pls vote and shill for my distant aunt-in-law in the midterms.
>>222541861based
>>222541858the algo is gonna get him anyway
>>222541870we're going to win yankbro
>>222541890pointless webm
skyberg is poo screaming right now
i need a purpose
>>222541927would you like to be my boyfriend
>>222541901The woman is leftypol and and goats are rorke
Small goats and so cute and fun, can't wait to visit my buddys farm and chase them around
>>222541942only if it's a sacred band of thebes kinda deal, maybe
working tomorrow yet I am currently up through the night pooing pure brown liquid in fits and startsDoesn't exactly bode well. I'll need to take a spare pare of boxers and trousers with me and leave them in the car just in case
>>222541886i'd die if i ever ran into him on here
going to make a new even though it's two posts early
>>222541960call in sick like a normal person
>>222541861whats the mexican femboy lover talking about now
>>222541970cheeky
>>222541976>>222541976
>>222541972Im just back from a week off though. Can't be sick right after a week off.
>>222541226corrrr joana